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    0:00 Intro
    0:15 Translating: ai
    1:40 Translating: wa
    2:38 Translating: iwf
    3:34 End screen
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  • @buddy5196
    @buddy5196 Před 4 lety +3511

    Google Translate needs a therapy.

    • @Not_Aran8276
      @Not_Aran8276 Před 4 lety +37

      u should I get the kids play it safe way out of town this week and next victim and go over the list and the category the process and it was too low to do that for you if u have a good day at work by myself I would love to see how much it is for me to do it again (tcp) I don't know how to get in the shower I will have the controller and the category of my friends and I will be in a little later the same time as a a interceptor I don't think so but wiwiwiwiwiww yyyyyyyyy for die die die wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww diediediefiediesi2 uyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy a good time D iii-iiu defined undefined undefinedundefinedundefinedundefinedundefijedundefinedundefinedundefinedundefijedundefinedundefinedundefined

    • @buddy5196
      @buddy5196 Před 4 lety +23

      ً Uhuh and what happened to the kid?

    • @yoinkerman8524
      @yoinkerman8524 Před 4 lety +21

      They ROTAT E

    • @yoinkerman8524
      @yoinkerman8524 Před 4 lety +16

      DO YOU FE L DE SPED

    • @xtilvare
      @xtilvare Před 4 lety +2

      Hua

  • @Jumping_Electric
    @Jumping_Electric Před 4 lety +3797

    The beginning screams were golden

  • @MetalPossum
    @MetalPossum Před 3 lety +113

    the ''My tubular tub'' really got me XD

  • @that21pilotsfan9
    @that21pilotsfan9 Před 3 lety +46

    The discord beep was just unintentionally one of the most hilarious parts of the video

  • @quamaii
    @quamaii Před 4 lety +489

    _"Translator can inoculate the brain."_
    I mean it sure is inoculating mine.

  • @RowdyB51
    @RowdyB51 Před 4 lety +590

    Title: "Google Translate has a mental breakdown"
    *feels FlyingKitty flashbacks*

  • @sillymercenary
    @sillymercenary Před 3 lety +114

    *me desperately trying not to laugh while watching this at midnight so that I don't wake up my roommates*

    • @i_do_not_exist_
      @i_do_not_exist_ Před rokem

      Random person on the internet's brain:
      *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

    • @fandroid6491
      @fandroid6491 Před rokem

      0:29 Me laughing at night watching this and my family thinks I've lost my marbles

    • @AstroAbstraction
      @AstroAbstraction Před rokem +1

      (Me in the situation)
      "I'm having a great time, and I'm about to make it EVERYONE'S PROBLEM"

  • @Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter
    @Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter Před 2 lety +14

    2:16 the only thing on your mind when your parents were making a cake as a child, and for some of us it hasn’t changed

  • @unnamedkidn.5944
    @unnamedkidn.5944 Před 4 lety +540

    Translate Tuesday: Featuring Discord

  • @Rip-oz9sc
    @Rip-oz9sc Před 4 lety +1596

    "In the future humour will be randomly generated"

  • @yeqian7134
    @yeqian7134 Před 3 lety +93

    Teh first one was actually right because "ai" means love in chinese 愛

    • @Blairwood38
      @Blairwood38 Před 3 lety +3

      仿佛刚刚好像有隔阂计算机科学研究生 i can understand chinese but i have no idea what i typed

    • @mikotheraskum2014
      @mikotheraskum2014 Před 3 lety

      In romanian "aia" means that

    • @charlesrodriguez7984
      @charlesrodriguez7984 Před 3 lety

      Rotate?

    • @minecraftian4505
      @minecraftian4505 Před 3 lety +4

      @@charlesrodriguez7984 RO TAT E.

    • @sshvho
      @sshvho Před 3 lety

      that is why google translate keep saying love, cuz aiiiii

  • @csheaenthusiast
    @csheaenthusiast Před 3 lety +24

    "For the sake of the blood of the children."

  • @jayspace2905
    @jayspace2905 Před 4 lety +483

    But we all are still wondering, *when is the gathering of the g o d s.*

  • @Joy-cf2hs
    @Joy-cf2hs Před 4 lety +156

    Friend: so uh, if you don’t have a shower... where do you bathe?
    *My Tubular Tub*

  • @targa7506
    @targa7506 Před 3 lety +10

    0:40 That's one small battery

  • @carrieporter7360
    @carrieporter7360 Před 3 lety +11

    3:31 DRUGHT

  • @redsquare3625
    @redsquare3625 Před 4 lety +305

    My Friend: What is the day today in November?
    Me: **Almost Laughing**
    My Friend: Why are you laughing?
    Google Translate: *November NO*

  • @ItzShadowLilacPlayz
    @ItzShadowLilacPlayz Před 4 lety +204

    I feel Google translate
    aw

  • @nasty_1752
    @nasty_1752 Před 3 lety +4

    0:26 Step sis what are you doin-

  • @bartsola8349
    @bartsola8349 Před 3 lety +14

    1:35 omg ThEY PredictEd tHe PAnDEMic

  • @olbradley
    @olbradley Před 4 lety +409

    "aa a s"
    "come"
    "frosting french"
    "oops, you know"
    _this is a little much to be a coincidence_

  • @Not_Aran8276
    @Not_Aran8276 Před 4 lety +433

    *FlyingKitty has joined the chat*

  • @Cool_Name-idk
    @Cool_Name-idk Před 2 lety +5

    "oops, You know. You know."
    This could get really creepy if taken out of context

  • @raven146
    @raven146 Před 3 lety +26

    *the editing skills on this video are immaculate*

  • @nitro3543
    @nitro3543 Před 4 lety +258

    Typek: gets on google translate
    Google translate: ah sh-

  • @SatokoHoujouOriginalRoleplayer

    "for the sake of the blood of the children DIFFICTIME RUBTU TRUCU DRUGT RU."
    - Google Translate, 2020

  • @sethxyrillescudero4825
    @sethxyrillescudero4825 Před 2 lety +15

    0:30 this part made me laugh so hard

  • @user-fj8gg9tu5z
    @user-fj8gg9tu5z Před 3 lety +7

    1:46 I legit thought i got pinged

  • @PR3BU1LT
    @PR3BU1LT Před 4 lety +269

    we need *"Google Translate: the Return of D"*

  • @mingcheng4600
    @mingcheng4600 Před 4 lety +825

    "I think it's a good idea."
    "I think it's a good thing to do."
    Me: *curiosity increasing*
    "frosting french frosting french frosting french frosting"

    • @lizzyafton852
      @lizzyafton852 Před 4 lety +12

      I feel ya 😂

    • @einaleMelanie
      @einaleMelanie Před 4 lety +39

      What do you mean? Frosting the French is my favorite hobby :D

    • @Retrenorium
      @Retrenorium Před 4 lety +10

      @Luna Perez cicadas cicadas cicadas

    • @freshmints
      @freshmints Před 2 lety +11

      plot twist: google translate was telling you they think it's a good idea and a good thing to do, but they started getting distracted by french frosting. And apologised

    • @christianloder8127
      @christianloder8127 Před 2 lety +4

      Napoleon: *Nervous laughter*

  • @Ladybug_ggg
    @Ladybug_ggg Před 3 lety +2

    Video - Hazard loud noise
    Me - *turns volume all the way up*

  • @matrixglitch5573
    @matrixglitch5573 Před 2 lety +9

    2:47 this part made me laugh

  • @pyrodynamics75
    @pyrodynamics75 Před 4 lety +88

    MY TUBULAR TUB
    *pause*
    Me: I have one of those too.

  • @ellahuang9810
    @ellahuang9810 Před 3 lety +706

    “And the gathering of gods.”
    You mean the solstice-

    • @kelseywogan8150
      @kelseywogan8150 Před 3 lety +9

      Ella Huang also the day of when either things get fixed or everything goes to schist

    • @gagegann4012
      @gagegann4012 Před 3 lety +3

      @@kelseywogan8150 yez

    • @echonecho7833
      @echonecho7833 Před 3 lety +5

      Im so glad u know greek stuff! :D im part greek so i believe in this stuff. :DD

    • @monkebunsy
      @monkebunsy Před 3 lety +13

      Only true Rick Riordan fans/ Greek Fanatics will understand

    • @lizbroski3869
      @lizbroski3869 Před 3 lety +1

      I mean-

  • @adityarichard704
    @adityarichard704 Před 2 lety +9

    1:15 made tamilians proud

  • @zcarp8642
    @zcarp8642 Před 2 lety +1

    these things need to be 10 times longer! these are absolute gold!

  • @HeyItsDamien
    @HeyItsDamien Před 4 lety +155

    the beginning scares me
    it's like broken fanfiction

  • @armandocamacho5826
    @armandocamacho5826 Před 4 lety +476

    I almost died of laughter when it said “mY tUbUlAr tUb”

  • @clairecampbell7943
    @clairecampbell7943 Před 3 lety +1

    I love your video oml!!
    They are so funny.
    And try doing gagagaga. Over and over again.

  • @dieseluk2k51
    @dieseluk2k51 Před 3 lety +5

    1:20 its so cute when sge tries.

  • @lukemarseglia7746
    @lukemarseglia7746 Před 4 lety +384

    Normal people eating cupcakes: eat the whole thing together
    5 year olds: 2:16

  • @knowledgeinajar_6057
    @knowledgeinajar_6057 Před 4 lety +150

    Honestly I feel like google translate is the right way to talk and we've been doing it wrong since the beginning.

    • @juzaplyer
      @juzaplyer Před 4 lety +10

      frosting frosting frosting frosting frosting frosting fròsting fŕoßting fròsþiñg frßßtinģ fŕosþinģ fròsting fŕoßtìng fřœśþiñģ fro

    • @izzy-artmusicvlogs1234
      @izzy-artmusicvlogs1234 Před 4 lety +3

      Frosting french frøstįńg frēnch fröśtîñg frėńçh

    • @SinisterAlex
      @SinisterAlex Před 4 lety +1

      November *_NO_*

    • @lionblazegd
      @lionblazegd Před 4 lety +1

      wiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi?

    • @juzaplyer
      @juzaplyer Před 4 lety +2

      misty.m.m.m.

  • @thefurrret
    @thefurrret Před 2 lety +11

    3:14 made me crack up so hard

  • @bobbi5353
    @bobbi5353 Před 2 lety +8

    1:53 i thought that was mine lol!

  • @watinc.9918
    @watinc.9918 Před 4 lety +136

    Tags: TranslateTuesdays
    The day: *_Thursday_*

  • @red_the_anomaly
    @red_the_anomaly Před 3 lety +623

    Google Translate: insight
    Discord: So you have chosen... *b o o p b e e p*

  • @scienceguy4583
    @scienceguy4583 Před 2 lety +5

    Quotes from Google Translate:
    0:35 AAAAAA
    0:36 AAA A A A A A A A A A A A A A S
    1:16 L & L away E & A Inception A World Cup Tumble A Wisdom of the World Cup of Champions Trophy if the Year of the Year-End of the Game of the Apocalypse and The Gathering of Gods.
    1:16 cryptasease testinocinography test tube test tube test tube expression translator can inoculate the brain.
    1:48 insight
    2:04 disgusting
    2:08 I think it’s a good idea. I think it’s a good thing to do. frosting french frosting french frosting french frosting frosting frosting frosting frosting frosting frosting frosting oops, you know, you know, cicadas cicadas cicadas
    2:50 and fofo
    3:09 child’s campus He made
    3:12 AB Home been been been beenEN been added been added been received
    3:27 DIFFICTIME RUBRU TRUCU DRUGT RU

  • @TangoGamingIsEpic
    @TangoGamingIsEpic Před 3 lety +3

    0:40-1:35
    This is going to my hit music playlist. Thanks

  • @user-lf8oy7ds2u
    @user-lf8oy7ds2u Před 4 lety +446

    Its thursday not tuesday!
    Random Typek: yikes!

  • @thatweirdartist9852
    @thatweirdartist9852 Před 4 lety +1126

    Nobody:
    not a single soul:
    Google translate:
    FOR THE SAKE OF THE BLOOD OF THE CHILDEREN

    • @mantled608
      @mantled608 Před 4 lety +28

      D I S G U S T I N G C O M M E N T.

    • @trapezone4129
      @trapezone4129 Před 4 lety +36

      D I F F I C T I M E R U B T U T R U C U D R U G T R U .

    • @jagodabudzilo3842
      @jagodabudzilo3842 Před 4 lety +26

      *for the sake of the blood of the children*
      D I F F I C T I M E R U B T U T R U C U D R U G T R U
      xD
      It is 3:24

    • @JohnWick-pq5su
      @JohnWick-pq5su Před 4 lety +8

      R O T AT E

    • @ZackShark1
      @ZackShark1 Před 4 lety +4

      Ops 69 likes oh wait why now its blue and 70

  • @littlegraycat3752
    @littlegraycat3752 Před 3 lety +4

    whenever i see the "RO TAT E" it usually doesn't make me laugh, but when its a transition in these videos, i laugh my ass off

  • @petuniatherain-nightwing1002

    30 seconds in and Google Translate is already having a mental breakdown

  • @AmazingRoni
    @AmazingRoni Před 4 lety +240

    fun fact: at the beginning “love love love” was actually accurate because in japanese ai/愛 means love

    • @urmom069
      @urmom069 Před 4 lety +7

      Makes sense

    • @dababy3794
      @dababy3794 Před 4 lety +8

      you learn something new every day:)

    • @liongson9431
      @liongson9431 Před 4 lety +23

      Not just japanese , chinese too

    • @syntax6029
      @syntax6029 Před 4 lety +5

      Also fun fact : iwfiwfiw means And fofo because google translate detects it as "iw fiwfiw", also in arabic language iw means wa that is means "And"

    • @shomarahman3768
      @shomarahman3768 Před 3 lety

      Haha! This is becoming more of a 'heavy metal' breakdown, literally. I found some rare classic rock footage with Japanese subtitles containing this word: m.czcams.com/video/dPCAZscUrQY/video.html

  • @pakbungphal.5446
    @pakbungphal.5446 Před 4 lety +177

    I tried ui in detect language and for some time this come up
    “Thunderstorms are being collected by the ppl of the world

  • @-oni2816
    @-oni2816 Před 3 lety +4

    2:59 is what i hear everyday, my name is Sofia and my parents call me fi and just calls me for chores alot lol

  • @That_1_Idiot_Melon
    @That_1_Idiot_Melon Před 2 lety +6

    0:35 got me to laugh and I never laugh so it's a treasure to make me laugh

  • @painfullyaverage6949
    @painfullyaverage6949 Před 3 lety +498

    Me: So, google what are you doing today Google: relaxing in “MY TUBULAR TUB”

    • @triplos05_27
      @triplos05_27 Před 3 lety +23

      For the Sake of the blood of the children

    • @robbie5899
      @robbie5899 Před 3 lety +7

      *D I P*

    • @cricket4517
      @cricket4517 Před 3 lety +10

      “Inception A World Cup Tumble of Champions Tennis Tests of Cricket and Football Management Game Underground (IA) Action program (TCP) Action Plan (DIP) program of Action for Massive In The State of Tamli Nadu.”

    • @smartluigidumbluigiofficia7547
      @smartluigidumbluigiofficia7547 Před 3 lety

      @@triplos05_27 stop it get some help

    • @yourlocalramennoodles8325
      @yourlocalramennoodles8325 Před 3 lety +2

      aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw awaw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw

  • @tiankuohua5167
    @tiankuohua5167 Před 4 lety +76

    Here’s a good title:
    Google Translate undergoes a nuclear meltdown

  • @itsdragoninawagon
    @itsdragoninawagon Před 3 lety

    i'm actually eating popcorn while watching this. good job random typek, you have officially earned my love

  • @und4287
    @und4287 Před 3 lety +3

    New, from the makers of "Google Translate has a stroke™"

  • @loren1791
    @loren1791 Před 4 lety +503

    *FOR THE SAKE OF THE BLOOD OF THE CHILDREN*
    Google chill you're kinda a creep XDD

  • @zeruul6786
    @zeruul6786 Před 4 lety +64

    Me explaining the hard topic to my friend: 2:20

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish Před rokem +1

    Great Video! *this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen*

  • @kryptoniteindustrial2406
    @kryptoniteindustrial2406 Před 2 lety +1

    "i think it's a good thing to do...
    frosting french frosting french frosting french frosting"

  • @justchillin3846
    @justchillin3846 Před 4 lety +77

    When you see your minecraft dog fall in lava
    0:32

    • @sillaybilly
      @sillaybilly Před 4 lety +3

      lol

    • @reaperwolf8135
      @reaperwolf8135 Před 4 lety +5

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS

    • @ArimAhiru
      @ArimAhiru Před 4 lety +1

      A A A A A A

    • @fry_fr
      @fry_fr Před 4 lety

      @Reaper Wolf
      Me: sit on ur aaaaaaaaaaas here
      Dog: kills him self

    • @mr.walter6973
      @mr.walter6973 Před 4 lety

      Bruh I literally adopt dogs to shoot them I'n the lava

  • @possiblepsychopath6459
    @possiblepsychopath6459 Před 4 lety +133

    me: **has a normal and peaceful morning**
    google translate: *T H E G A T H E R I N G O F T H E G O D S*

  • @roussetamandine
    @roussetamandine Před 3 lety +7

    "november no"...
    i'ts november, it's the "No Nut November"
    google is right, november no.

    • @AlexRK595
      @AlexRK595 Před 3 lety

      NOVEMBER NO

    • @Akikai.2
      @Akikai.2 Před 3 lety

      IF ONLY IT SAID SEPTEMBER NO I WOULD HAVE DIED CUZ NO SIMP SEPTEMBER

  • @shour.r.d3756
    @shour.r.d3756 Před 3 lety +2

    2:07
    I think it's a good idea.
    I think it's a good thing to do.
    frosting french frosting french frosting french frosting.

  • @trapezone4129
    @trapezone4129 Před 4 lety +72

    Ahhhh, my favorite day of November…
    *November no*

    • @Anaklusmos42
      @Anaklusmos42 Před 4 lety

      Me when November 2020 unleashes the living hell on is :

  • @sath6089
    @sath6089 Před 4 lety +73

    2:07 "Should I frost a french guy?"

  • @todjikistonoffc6167
    @todjikistonoffc6167 Před 3 lety +1

    0:29 right in this moment I started to receive a lot of notifications from egs. perfect timing

  • @windybreezies
    @windybreezies Před 3 lety +3

    My best friend's favorite google translate line:
    *for the sake of the blood of the children*
    me: _(D I P)_

  • @xTriton_
    @xTriton_ Před 4 lety +35

    Translate Tuesday.
    *Thursday:- Interesting*

  • @sayoofthesnowmoonflower8422

    Try "zi" in detect language
    Also,
    Nobody:
    The designers of the Chernobyl reactor: 2:20

  • @aBreadJuiceRat
    @aBreadJuiceRat Před 3 lety +12

    0:48
    _H._

  • @josieisthecoolest
    @josieisthecoolest Před 3 lety

    And also your vids are so funny 🤣🤣🤣 love em

  • @musicboistudios9575
    @musicboistudios9575 Před 4 lety +49

    Google Translate: *Screeching violently*
    Everyone: Damn not even Google Translate is in an okay state of mind during these times

  • @grimble6969
    @grimble6969 Před 3 lety +364

    nobody:
    literally no one:
    google translate: *i n s i g h t*
    discord: *n o .*

  • @CocoLoco878
    @CocoLoco878 Před 3 lety

    I love the casual _And fofo_ and _My Tubular Tub_ XDD

  • @user-bl1il3cr9k
    @user-bl1il3cr9k Před rokem +1

    0:36 Billy moment

  • @vladimirlenin1012
    @vladimirlenin1012 Před 4 lety +103

    When the loud sound warning has a loud sound played it

  • @Ronezkj15
    @Ronezkj15 Před 4 lety +20

    At least you uploaded on a day with “T”

  • @infinitegamer1762
    @infinitegamer1762 Před 3 lety +1

    Google translate really needs some frosting 2:16

  • @blurry200
    @blurry200 Před 2 lety

    I watch these on Friday. Merry Christmas :]

  • @YourWaterDispenser
    @YourWaterDispenser Před 4 lety +25

    2:34 "is this video technically educational now" yes and coppa is gonna kick ur ass for some reason

  • @st0rm912
    @st0rm912 Před 4 lety +47

    "Google translate has a mental breakdown"
    Oh I remember flyingkitty!

  • @johannpistorius8451
    @johannpistorius8451 Před 8 měsíci

    3:49-trying to start a car that sat in a shed for 50 years.

  • @ouanouachannel11thgamerfro16

    3:26 *DIFFICTIME RUBTU TRUCU DRUGT RU.*

  • @deniseclemente5129
    @deniseclemente5129 Před 4 lety +57

    Me: Puts headphones on
    My Phone: It's your time..
    Google Translate: tHe gAthErinG oF GoDs

  • @tallysned3737
    @tallysned3737 Před 3 lety +95

    "my tubular tub"
    My milk in my mouth:Ight I'm boutta head out
    I spat all over my screen

  • @fox1196
    @fox1196 Před 2 lety +1

    Ah, just another day of google translate having multiple strokes.

  • @galaxygacha6036
    @galaxygacha6036 Před rokem

    All those profound shit and "and foto" killed meeee

  • @raylion399
    @raylion399 Před 4 lety +32

    "For the sake of the blood of the children" Yikes, Google, what have you gone to??

  • @nicolaidisnicolareis4839
    @nicolaidisnicolareis4839 Před 3 lety +58

    3:16 My entire pain system thing when I bang my pinky toe against a table

    • @rumia_789
      @rumia_789 Před 2 lety +1

      More Like 0:30

    • @oldyingyang15
      @oldyingyang15 Před rokem

      When I do this, my entire pain system causes problems

  • @bananakitofinternetclan8350

    The discord pings give me pain. I instinctually want to check discord and yet know nothing's there.

  • @prod.tranqxl
    @prod.tranqxl Před 3 lety +2

    Among us players when an emergency meeting is called: 2:53

    • @shadoo2846
      @shadoo2846 Před 3 lety

      Brooo this needs more likes 😂😂😂

  • @friedstickbug
    @friedstickbug Před 4 lety +47

    normal people: use "for god's sake" / "ffs"
    me, an intellectual: 3:25

  • @doormatt1969
    @doormatt1969 Před 4 lety +124

    "November no"
    Welp I guess I don't get to have a birthday anymore

  • @SamanthaTheSonicFan
    @SamanthaTheSonicFan Před 3 měsíci

    2:35 - When snow starts falling early

  • @abagoffrenchpotatoes1996
    @abagoffrenchpotatoes1996 Před 3 lety +4

    I've been wheezing for 4 hours
    *_i can't bR E A T H_*