School Memes Teachers Won't Show You
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Kid: gets bullied
School:nothing
Kid:fights back
School:DETENTION
Yeah
schools suck
Lmao
Why do people think smart kids like school cause Iâm smart but I hate school
At my school, if you fight back you will at minimum, suspended or at max expelled.
Teacher: the test is easy
The test: *Jose has 6 cakes, a train Casey is catching is 15 minutes early, assuming Peter's car has 100 miles left in it's tank, how heavy does the earth weigh?*
That confused me
7
;-;
đđđ
*Casey is catching is 15 minutes*
Teacher: "The test is not that hard"
The test:
"John missed his bus which came 15 minutes early carrying 50 people. Assuming John had 57 oranges and his sister Catherine had 35 apples, how heavy is the solar system?"
Considering that we know that the earth weighs 13,170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, and the solar system is 333000 times heavier than the earth, then 13,170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 x 333000 would be 438561000000000000000000000000 kilograms.
Edit: If you want to know how much pounds that is, its 9.668615016606209e+29
@@Yowatchadoing woah, where did u do all that math?
@@ajjammerlolThe fact that the earth weighs 13,170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 is a known fact, and the fact that the solar system is 333000 times heavier than the earth is also a known fact, so all I had to do was multiply them, which took quite a bit of time but wasn't actually too hard to do
@@Yowatchadoing u could have used a calculator, and not do the math by doing urself, but u did anyways so congrats
â@@Yowatchadoing your Young Sheldon
My mother is a teacher and one day she literally came to me as angry as hell and said ' The students are crossing their limits. I literally caught one student bathing in the bathtub while attending online classes! đđđđ
AHAH- BAH- AAHHHAAHHAH!!đđđđđ
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BAHAHHAHA
Lol
Ahhahahagagag
Ngl he just puts our whole school life in a series
Ah yes someone who didnt comment a memeđ
5:24 which movie is the above part from pls tell md
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@@shanesauce7738 thx
Poco x mortis lol
"the test isn't that hard"
the test: Michael had 150 watermelons, calculate the mass of the entire multiverse.
Niceee
45 pounds + 900 oranges + 10 euros = an app
Answer: *too much to count*
It's simple đ
lmfao
why does michael have so many watermelons??
The fact that the bully dosnt get punished but the kid who fights back does, just shows you what kind of intelligence weâre dealing with in this generation
god bless america
that used to happen all the time to me once I was if fifth and a third grader did that
BRO THAT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME
I believe thatâs always been a thing in schools. I had the same problem when I was a kid.
Yeah, we're dealing with the kind of intelligence that will turn all the innocent, average intelligence kids into bullies as well.
Imagine a bully only school one day.
Me: I would like to get unalived.
My school: is actually a good school
Memenade: IMPOSSIBLE
You're lucky. I got expelled, not once, but twice for fighting back. Even worse, I was the one who was injured most severely. They broke my damn arm and gave me a few lacerations. I bid you this warning: Never fight the people who want to fight. Not because it's fighting, but because you'll somehow end up the instigator.
@AyanokojiKiyotaka89
Me too. I was bullied all the time and I shouted at them. I just shouted and I got double detention. For shouting.
Me: [Stands in the same place for too long.]
My feet: *Please grant us the sweet release of death.*
You are everywhere
@@leafyjr-amp5063 yeah
except for me i just need to sit down because it tickles for some reason
True lol
True
arriving at school or your class first:
signature look of superiority
its fun being early, but its just cold waiting for my friends to come lol
it happend to me and in my car my sis gave me some markers and someone framed me that I stole them and after that my teacher never gave me back are markers
or signature look of nerdiness in my case xD
Yes
as a bus kid thatll never hapen
When kids being bullied I missed my part When thatâs my problem me:đđđđđđ
Us: Online learning is the best
Teacher: Why?
*Playing games, eating food in class, talking to friends on discord, not having to pay attention*
Us: Oh no reasonđ
that was the only good part, but then we don't get to run around and be able to chit chat with your friends you don't have the contact info of
I do all of those except playing games since I listen to some extent
I was constantly screwing around but I listened, mostly. And although I often hid it from my parents, mom would say,"What are you doing? You're playing games!"
discord part is true lol
@@pirex8719 same
âMatt has 5 cookies.â
âAlli eats 3 of the Cookeâs.â
âHow old is alli?â
Me:shes 2
Imagine she was born in 2013 tho
@@corona_kitty5764 then the test would have taken place in 2015 or 2016.
@@harrisonofcolorado8886 ooo okay
Nah no one can eat cooke's at age of 2 bro
@@legendsneverdiewhentheworl3409 true
Teacher: the test is easy!
The test: What is my daughter's name
Evelynn Dingleton
2:08 dang the rhyming hits hard.
*Me, using a dead meme* : "I don't fear you."
*Everyone* : "Then you will die braver than most."
Star wars rebels shall rise again!!!!
Teacher: the test isnât that confusing
The test: *if Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap, we divide that by cheese, send it to Jupiter and make it play the Cora, how old is the dish soap?*
Well there were at the start 19 10 years to divide it by cheese it now being 29 we add 8 months to send it the Cora of Jupiter that meannnnnnnnssssssssssssssssss 29 and 8 months đ
Edit 28 1 year cheese and 8 months đ
@@skye_therandom2.048 WRONG
The Cora is an instrument
johnny is apparently very popular in the maths tests
Hold up, why does Johnny have so many soaps?
@@Daphodil27 Johnny has to do astronomical amount of dish washing that's why
Kid: gets bullied
School: ......
Kid: Fights back
School: R E A L S H I T
2:25
Firey Jr - The Classwork
OG Firey - The Homework
GIANT FIREY - The Test.
The â when you bring McDonaldâs memeâ is so relatable, when it at school, everyone in my class would ask for a fries
for me everyones like "omg i never have Mc Donalds my parents never have time"
them every other day: "Look I got Mickey Dee's!"
the class topper hated me until I bought some burgers to school
@@oliviagrace31026 fun fact I never had mc donalds in my life
@@oliviagrace31026 wait I make gacha videos too in my yt channel wolfara gacha
Iâm literally at McDonaldâs rnđđ€ł
Teacher: the test is easy
The test: 1+1= 2 what is the mistake
Solution: Let's assume that x = 1. Then, 1x+1x = 2, which is not true since 1x+1x should be equal to 2x, and not the constant 2.
@@yunggotcha6015 I like you math skills
@@ghostoftheuchiha1184 **blushes**
@@yunggotcha6015 noice job.
@@yunggotcha6015 waht
Real school: *depressed, always afraid of getting embarrassed, mass anxiety, getting bullied, people talking about me*
Online school: *screen records meeting and casually plays roblox*
lol true
So true mate, so true. I legitimately played cod (the good ones) during online school. Aced every test.
I had so much fun eating food "in class"
As a student in school, I can confirm this is all trueđđ
Dora: where is boots?
Me: points right*
Dora : Iâm gonna pretend I didnât see that
*Dora
@@Hellothere-ky4jr bro thatâs what he said
@@hxneybonie edited đ
Iâm the 100th like lol
Yeah I edited
My brain at school: *cheems*
My brain when I'm playing games: *Stronk Doge*
My brain at the toilet: *Doge GOD MODE*
Ur spying on me raye penber
Marte đł
@@backgroundbamber yes ._.
what is cheems
This is me but stronk doge and doge god mode are swapped
6:55 itâs the same meme
I can't relate to people saying that their teachers lie about their test being easy because my teacher literally tells us all the time "I already know you guys are gonna fail"
Teachers when a kid was bullied: I sleep
The kid fights back: REAL SHIT
"Switches stg to full auto"
Teacher:Ok. Jilly Why did you fight
Jilly:W-
bully:hE StArtED It
Teacher :Thank you bully he will. be put in detention
jilly:
well he the fight
A classic
Not really, but true though. In 4th grade a Girl tried to threat me that she will abuse me and hit me with a shoe and punch me.
And it also looks like she told someone to deliver the information that she's waiting at the staircase with 3-4 random teenage boys with her. I glanced at it was TRUE. I told the teacher and she called that girl and took her to the Reporting teacher, also known as rep here, rep's are in charge of checking among the students if everything is alright. She came 1 min after. SHE LITERALLY TRIED TO ABUSE ME AND ALL SHE GOT WAS A 1 MIN LECTURE. NOTHING ELSE. If I was the rep I would STRAIGHT up suspend her- bruh-
This is what the teachers have been hiding.
Well no crap
Was this.. The 169th comment?
I won't like
I dont want to ruin the 69 likes
Thatâs what the title said lmao.
it all makes sense
Lol the way he went buff after a test LOL
3:23 and then they be like
go to sleep at 8 so your not late
Teacher: someone speak answer the question
Class: ââŠâ
@AMM_1910 Watermelon is a fruit
@@lysiaa9814 teacher: WRONG, a watermelon is a me t eh sharonâs usuals cheated on his quack had a fart attack on him and he left him alone and iâm was dead lol he was made a poop fart fart poop poop head poop no more than smoke and he died and then i farted on his face lol oh yeah man oh yeah i yeah i lol oh lord lord heaven lord lord of lord lord heaven lord lord of lord lord heaven lord lord of lord lord heaven lord lord of lord
@@lysiaa9814 autocorrect, meant to say Teacher: WRONG, A watermelon is a watermelon
@AMM_1910 magic?
THIS IS TOTALLY RELATABLE HE KNOWS ME! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS
This is Lilly. Every like she gets she turns a year older.
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Edit: Tysm for 14 likes! Happy bday Lilly!
For realđđ
true. i just run
If I become a teacher, I'm showing this to my class on movie day.
Did you become a teacher?
im putting my future kids in your class
lol same xD
Hey Mrs. Grady, Timmy loves your class! Iâve never seen him to happy to learn everyday, how do you do it? đ©âđŠ
Same, iâll never give no one any homework cause i know how painful it is đ
Teacher: You failed the test
Me: And you failed to educate me
The whole class: đđđđđđ
4:23 that is a fucking fact, left school with literally no grades and now 7 years and 4 engineering qualifications later I'm a CNC machinist working on mills in an aerospace manufacturing company
7:47 i can totally relate to this. i was being bullied for 4 years and everytime i fought back i was the one who was getting punished
Lucky, I got bullied since 4th grade. Never stopped, and it's still going. I got expelled from 2 different schools for fighting back.
1:50 so relatable I am topper of my class but no one take my questions seriously and teacher says you should do it by own
Me: can I go to the bathroom
Techer : no
Me: siht in the floor
Techer: [confused screaming]
I like your mod
Im really sorry, I have to...
Teacher*
She asked for it
@@vinilalwani3040 thx
Siht = sit down and do your homework
"the test is simple"
the test: if timothy has 6k cars, and jane has 20 potatoes, what's the square root of 98?
hint: add
Lol
9.899494936611665.
The test is very easy
The test: if it takes x to type jf, and Peter has 8 cookies, what time is it in Alaska?
Why does he have 6,000 cars
@@adityanandgavali4088 *WhO oWnS 6,000 cArS?*
*6:05*
Thatâs obviously why they call it a math problem
In my town, a McDonald's had opened during early year 9; it was near to the school. The school had an assembly the day before it opened, the assembly ended with: "and if you have McDonald's, you will not be allowed on school premises, also every day after school a teacher will be in McDonald's for several hours to watch your behaviour, you will be punished in school for misrepresenting the school."
Also, in the code of conduct it is shown that they consider representing the school to be existing outside of your house or outside school premises, it doesn't matter if you are in your own clothes. I will do everything in my power to close that school; just nothing illegal.
Memenade have some hot choccy for carrying the quarantineâïž
The funny thing is that I only discovered Memenade in quarantine, but itâs so true
Me: (reload a shotgun)
@@arjunramakanth4370 yes but i watched many then remembered memenade and i mainly watch him
@@johnxmanny me: reloads m16
@@sayefmotawasset5740 *reload AK *
Teachers when there is a fire: *HEY HEY HEY no running in the halls*
AGAAAASHEEEIII
Right?!
Yea like bruh theres a fire
1:02 is so true, when ever I take a test I hear the same thing- fun fact about the teachers: they say donât talk during a test! Students mind: I donât get it we canât talk but you can? Another one fact: talking to friends* teacher: you are in trouble! Ur mind: bruh why is it just me!!?? Another fun fact:
Some teachers make students get in trouble because, they stand up, cuz there not in there chair!! The simplest reasons- lol byeee
Teacher:"There is only 1 question,so this shouldn't take long!"
Everyone: *Very extreme happy*
The test:"Is Orange a fruit or colour?"
Teacher: The test wasnât that hard!
The test: Sally had 30 apples calculate the mass of the sun.
the test: sally had 30 apples. she gives five to sarah, and five to johnny. sarah then gives 2 to Eloise. how many apples does jake have?
@@mxngos7493 jake has 18 apples ° ÍÊ ÍĄ - â§
@Qixuan Liang shhhh đ€« no one will know ( ÍĄ~ ÍÊ ÍĄÂ°)
Eh-hem, actually, the sun is apparently 1.989 Ă 10^30 kg in mass. You're welcome!
Well you see, the 30 apples are SUPER SIZED and as big as the sun, so you eat 29 of them and calculate the mass of one of the apples by doing a bunch of sciency stuff, and then you have the mass of the sun :D
storytime even though no one cares:
my 6th grade math teacher was pretty cool he could make a joke at math's expense,, i remember this one time when we were doing a review of a subject before a test and he was reading the problem. he said "cathy is calculating the average amount of ounces in a carton of orange juice. okay, but why is cathy doing this? honestly, get a life," and hes not wrong
"jimmy wants to know the angle of elevation in which his hot air balloon is going. If he takes off from a 35 degree incline then what is the angle of elevation?"
everyone in math class: wtf jimmy
So funnyy đ€Łđ€Ł
@@mxngos7493 so relatable đ€Ł
I care that was funny
This was one of mine:
âTom and his dad have a hole in their roof. They are catching the drops. Each bucket can hold (*insert anything*) at a time. Every hour (*insert*) litres fall in the bucket. Tom had been catching for 1 hour and 15 mins. How much water will he have after 3 hours?â
Class: *writing* (I NEED TO FIGURE THIS OUT FIRST)
Teacher: Get a life Tom, go play some video games.
Class : IâM CALLED TOM!
đââïžđš
I feel bad for teachers trying to fit in
the teachers should have gotten a school memes and show it so much better
Teachers math questions: john has 300 melons and 3000 oranges
How many fruits does he have
Me: wondering how the f*ck does he have that kind of amount of fruits
Old mcdonald had a farm. EA EA SPORTS
3300 fruits at *least*
HmmmmmmmmmmmâŠâŠ đ§
What classifies as a fruit?
At least 3
Does that matter? You donât need to know how he had that amount of fruits.
Y'all are forgetting something:
Schools when someone is bullied: hidden
Schools when a girl dare wear a cropped top/ripped trousers/etc: detected đ
it girl problem so nobody care
@@Bruhh221 girls care. And if you dont care then why did you respond? Sounds like you do care.
That's why we need to have uniforms in schoolđ
( Y ) -8
Teacher: You can't fail this test, i know you're smart!
**first question in the test**
Q1) What kind of legacy do you want to leave behind?
Me: JUST CHEAT
Actual answer: The Earth is the shape of a cube.
5:04 : yep, thatâs me
If this is a movie about our life in school, this would be the perfect trailer.
i always hated my teacher bc she would make fun of me to the whole class and call me fat bc i didn't know how to write to this day i still hate her
All these calamity's that are going on around the world will lead to a Sunday Law Which will The Mark Of The Beast, Those that keep gods seventh day sabbath will be prohibited from buying and sell and persecuted. Jesus is coming are you ready?
@@Orion-sg3gm Wow as usual the Karen is defending their fellow Karens -_-
Just saying, when you make the entire class laugh. You feel like an absolute BOSS NO JOKE!!
Yeah đ
right? lol
@THE Bartholomew Then I must be a megaboss.
@@zuhyy66 lol same
yeah
FINALLY! A RELATABLE MEME COMP THAT IS ACTUALLY RELATABLE
Teacher: the test is easy
The test: *marley has 59 traffic cones he weighs them across the earth sally missed the bus while eating worms how much does the basket ball have calerios*
Eating wormsđđđđ
5:54 now that's what i call....
Wait for it......
"GACHA LOGIC"
But there is no gacha life reference?...
Students needs 8-10 hours of sleep everyday on average
Schools:
8 - 10 = -2
Principal: okay thatâs how much sleep they need
My mom when i got in a fight: WHERE ARE THE BANDAIDS?!
My dad: If you lost the fight ur gonna need some -bandages- casts đ„
*I managed to change teachers' mind on video games and I still can't find out who asked*
The real question is: Who is the person that burned you?
Me: *has an idea for a meme*
The idea when I watch Memenade: *A D I O S*
bro the first meme itself is so true! we had a fire drill today and they spent 2 whole mins getting us into lines like- đđđđđœ
2:45 it's like kids in school and you can do 5 hours straight of house work... then half term hits...
Can we just appreciate that the meme on the thumbnail is actually the first meme you see
Yeh I love that
I always respect that
When you want a boyfriend as a girl who watches memes anime and games:
Everyboy I see in real life: SPORTS
what?
@@N2O_Marte most boys I meet dont like the same things I do, most are all about sports at my schoolđ
Why is this sooo true, like I love anime and games and manga but like only 15 percent of people like the same thing I do
@@forestlantern7452 hmm,makes sense
@Forest Lantern Iâm obsessed with aviation but somehow got a gf who likes most of the stuff I do. What Iâm tryna say is that anything is possible and we are extremely happy together
the problem being faster than light is you can only live in the darkness
-Memenade 2021
Pilots:the problem with being faster than sound is you can only live in silence
Me when I got almost a hundred on a test which was hella hard: "it was quite easy actually"
Meanwhile the test: *if Maria has 30 apples in a basket and gives 22 to her best friend Luca how old are Maria's grandparents if you multiply the number of apples subtracted by how much she gave Luca and then add it to Maria's sister's age*
78
@@raulcarela20 nu, itâs 69 đ
30-22=8. Letâs assume Maria is the oldest. This means her parents had her at about 27(u looked up avg.) if Maria is letâs guess, 16, then her sister would be about, 14. 14+8= 22. I Maria is 16 now, her mom is 43. 43+ 27 is 70. Her grandparents are about 70.
I looked up avg, not u. Also I made a mistake. I meant to do 43 + 22 which is 65. So her grandparents are about 65
in 3:43 there is a twist
teacher : have you completed ur homework ?
me : i was absent
teacher : u could have asked ur friend
this is true
Last year i was getting bullied and everytime i fought back teachers saw me and not the bullies thats sooo annoying
6:13 THATS WHERE MY CABBAGES WENT!!!!
6:29: you know, this is the most accurate meme of all time because they are all better than school
Yez
Oversimplified
Maths teacher: If you donât understand the concept I will explain it to you a 100 times
Me: Me Doesnât get the concept
Me: Asking the teacher again
Teacher You would have understood if you were paying attention in class
Me: Gets 0 in annual exam
I feel we can agree Oversimplified is easily better than any history teacher ever.
Agreed
Yuh
Agreed
I wish I could agree
SIKE!! my teacher this year slays and is so freaking relatable đ€©đ€©
Someone makes fun of the nice teacher
The entire class:you want to die?
"punish the bully?" Teachers: No Thanks
"punish the kid who fought back?" Teachers: YES YES YES
These arenât really memes. Theyâre just relatable statements that make people breathe out of their nose because theyâre entertained.
yeah, they pretty much brought up some generic memes and slapped some text on them relating to school
3:46 that's pure goldđđ
Students: âhow are we supposed to get enough sleep?!?â
Teachers: âgo to bed at 6:00pm!â
Teacher: The test isnât that hard!
The test: Thomas has 5 points in soccer. Amanda has 193 apples. Assuming Daniel has 47 less apples than Amanda, how many bananas does Thomas have?
"Amanda"
"Apple"?đł
Waut a minute that sound from earlier
/j
Thomas has 1 banana
@@deadpool7646 yes
apples?
Amanda the adventurer
Teachers become army drill seargants and wants to occupy leningrad when the fire alarm rings.
How teachers expect us to leave during emergency
So true
Also 0:01 is how teachers expect us to enter an assembly
I can relate to these school memes and specacilly when the teacher has a favorite student in the whole class
2:13 not the loki scene- đ€Łđđ€Łđ
Teacher: How do you know you are a real human?
You: That's the thing, I don't.
Matt has 6 cookies,
Alli takes 3,
How old is *jake*
There was no 'Jake' in there-
That was the joke
The teachers expect us to leave during an emergency like..
*SOLDIERS.*
Teacher : The test isn't confusing
*Dee has 9 balls*
*But Dane took 5 of them*
*What kind of disease does Dee has?*
Hornieness
@@mrzoqo2 is it really you?
@@mrzoqo yes papi
Cancer in his balls. How does he have that many balls?
Dee's gene pool is ankle deep lmao
you make such great videos! thank you for making these memes
the happiness when i see people use avatar tla as memes
2:23 Firey from bfdi is here!
I'm not the only one
:0 IâM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WATCHES THAT
Iâm late
0:
somebody else actually notices (along with the other people above me and possibly below me in the future)
4:11 is so true *cries sadly*
i got into a fight the other day and all my dad did was clap and say "i heard you won a battle well be ready cause i'm going to train you for war"
teachers on their way to be hated every single way:
I AM SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
0:00
Why do teachers want us to line up and leave calmly when there could be a huge fire raging through the school? Fires can burn through a building in as little as 90 seconds, you know.
I don't think it happens that fast...
Because everybody is going to trip on each other...
I'm a youtuber
@@dracoandtheadventures3588 that's probably true
When teacher teaches something and then teacher makes a mistake but you've got that right: **SMORT**
How the band kids leave in an emergency: 0:02
Treat boys the same as you treat girls or draw 25 why is that so accurate đ