Google Translate's artificial stupidity
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#TranslateTuesdays
0:00 Intro
0:15 Translating: ih
1:08 Translating: lau
1:58 Translating: iz
2:47 Translating: lok
4:11 End screen - Zábava
"Love is being made"
"Hot and sexy"
" *B e h e a d i n g* "
I just went browsing your pfp just as "hot and sexy" was playing.
Guro be like
Mettaton from Undertale be like
*necrophilia*
@@CheeseWeegee the difference?
Google Translate: "URINE" "BE CAREFUL"
Reminds me of yesterday "Urinate with precision and elegance"
Hell yeah
Makes me think of the first episode of Upload lmao
Yasss
Why do you do this
omgg rly
"Love is being made"
"Hot and sexy"
"BEHEADING"
Mantis mating in a nutshell
Exactly!!!!
spiders be like
Made it 69 likes :D
Made it 79 likes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Lolll
That first translation is in fact, true. "ihi" means "urine" or "pee" in Tagalog.
O.O
jdashsablattnmktiearlayhozzdsthagafgahkhhjdashsablattnmktiearlayhozzdsthagafgahkhhjdashsablattnmktiearlayhozzdsthagafgahkhhjdashsablattnmktiearlayhozzdsthagafgahkhhjdashsablattnmktiearlayhozzdsthagafgahkhhjdashsablattnmktiearlayhozzdsthagafgahkhhjdashsablattnmktiearlayhozzdsthagafgahkhhjdashsablattnmktiearlayhozzjdashsablattnmktiearlayhozzdsthagafgahkhhjdashsablattnmktiearlayhozz
Huh.
@@hastur9271 r/ihadastroke ?
@@hastur9271 Are you okay?
Yes Google translate, I do like a rock, thanks for asking
Really? (///////)
@@arock6328 Uh me too... :flushed:
a rock this comment and its’ comments are golden😂😂😆
ayo veemo
@@arock6328 *Joined 10 hours ago*
“Love is being made”
“Hot and sexy”
“BEHEADING”
Google translate is king Henry VIII
I can’t believe how accurate that is!!!!
Xd
r/historymemes
Ahh yes we love that history geek
LMAO
300th like
2:19 can we just talk about how good of a beat this made
fly
yessirrr
Literally in sync with the music.
I didn't notice it until you said so, sounds good
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Whenever I play a new game:
2:16
And then suddenly a ton of ads kick in
2:26
Ill
@@ozziereveron4900 y e s
blackcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongciancongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcongcartcongcongcongcongcartcongcartcongcongcongcongcartcongcartcongcartcongcartcongcartcongcongcartcongcartcongcongcartcongcartcongcartcongcartcongcartcartcodcodcodcodcodcodcodstcartcodcartcodcodcodcodcodcodcodncodCodCanCcK
@@EthanGaming7640 AAAAAA
😂
#SummerBalls
The new trending hashtag
Hoot Man ah yes, beach balls are noice
#definitely
#SummerBalls
@@acezgallipeau #RIFTSTICKS
#summer #summer #school
"Love is being made"
"Hot and sexy"
*"Beheading"*
Basically, praying mantises mating.
LOLL
true
Yasss
King Henry is a praying mantis
SynexiaSaturnDs wth 69 years ago?
Ah yes, "thatlighthouseboi", I remember him.
He's not online anymore.
No videos at all, only commenting, embarrassing videos.
@@avoprim5028What
PETITION TO GET MCDONALDS SLOGAN CHANGED TO “MCDREAMSS MCSUNSHINE” AHSHAHHAAHS-
Exist to be sign up
Ah yes having a seizure and then adding - your typical roblox girl
😏😏 YES
1:25 if you want a close estimate then 1:24
#dream #dreamwastaken
Legend has it that Google translate is still saying "yay" to this day
REEEEEEEEEEE
It's going to go on in 2021, 2022, and all the upcoming "yay"s.
yayayayayayayyayayayayyayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
@@bl6973 okay then
Ah yes, the three variations of song: song, sing, *S K U L L*
Forgot color
Another color
W i d e r a n g e
*_M C D R E A M S S M C S U N S H I N E_*
Blue e y e
Sung
Metal.
2:19 the music and google translate are rhyming listen and find out
Dam i love that jam xd
That was unironically a bop tho ngl
@@jarofarts6040 Free flash games, XD
parappa be like
"The Mcdreamss Mcsunshine" sounds like a really good name for a cruise boat
McDonald's happy meal ads
*No one:*
*Schools with dress code:* Wear with a high-school-in-the-box-school door-to-door point, point-to-door point, or door-to-door.
can relate 100
@@kirakiradiary 100.000.000
Wear with a high-school-like-minded, but we have a strong-side-knot-knob-knot-knot-knot-vrokin Daschez Daschez Dasgas.
I read this as soon as it came up on the video wtf
so facts
No one:
Google translate being drunk at a party: *Thatyounglighthouseboi*
Thank you
no that’s his rapper name
I'm surprised it saw the movie. Very scary.
iloveinstallations
Ah yes, that one cartoon that tried to put TUGS on American airwaves and turned it into a shitshow
2:19 YOO GOOGLE CAN RAP
GOOGLE TRANSLATE RAPS BETTER THAN BOYFRIEND FNF REEL!1!1
2:18 why the hell do it sync so good
ngl tought it was only me
"hot and sexy"
*Beheading*
*Roblox screaming*
Potato Toaster *B B A A A A H H E E-*
@@teslakovalaborator oof
Potato Toaster m.czcams.com/video/H-fWXSAO76Y/video.html
@@mygeeetar why THAT face ;-;
This comment had been deleted due to budget cuts
WHAT IS DOWN
BlueToadTheBulbous i am down
im more down
Only took 18 seconds
I'm even more down
0:45 description of the love of a praying mantis
S A C R I F I C E F L Y
Me when i discovered this channel: 2:12 - 2:26
“Thatyounglighthouseboi” sounds like the username of an 9 year old gamer’s CZcams account lmao
@Thatyounglighthouseboi lmao
@@TamWam_ lmao
@Thatyounglighthouseboi yes dat u owo
OwO
Trinity Frost he did it, that crazy son of a ****, he did it X D
"Hello sir, welcome to McDonald's. Can I take your order?"
"Uhh, I'll have the MCDREAMSS MCSUNSHINE and a large Diet Coke."
_McDream Mcsunshine coming right up_
*point point point*
Thank you for ordering
The... the what?
Please reapeat that.. uh a MCDREAMSS and a uh.. MCSUNSHINE ok coming right up!
this is like watching a toddler try to string words together and i really dont know why but i can't get enough of it
*[HACKING COUGH]*
I like how she says she loves you, but 3 seconds later she forgets about it all like it never happened, and instead starts talking about lighthouses 😂
that “meow” already got me laughing
Nice 02 pfp
weeb
also roblox arsenal tryhard
Same
@@hmm279 bruh not everyone plays roblox. I'm sure the anime is way more popular than arsenal is... And not ALL 02 fans are tryhards in arsenal.
no need to be so toxic on youtube comments
hmm2 judging a book by its cover idiot
"What is up!"
"What is down"
*_"SACRIFICE F L Y"_*
@fly Sorry fly, you have to go!
3:09 youtube video titles be like:
Seriously nobody noticed of "the best of the best of all"
is onbeat with the music?
I did!
I did too!
Noticed On My First Watch Lol
When
"Google Translate's artificial stupidity"
So, normal good translate?
To quote MatPat:
"Artificial intelligence? More like artificial idiots."
Edit: I effectively stole one of matpat's jokes why is this comment getting likes
Lmao
Underrated as hell
1:14 that isn't even google translate's fault, that's just the Estonian language being a trainwreck, that still somehow gets things done.
Some interesting examples:
asjaajaja - errand runner
jäääär - edge of the ice
öö- night
"Laula laual laul" - "sing a song on the table"
"Teele tee teed teele" - "Teele(name) make tea for the road"
How is there four ä’s in a row
@@ShadowStray_ two long "ä" sounds in two different syllables.
@@Kaiveran wow that’s interesting!
Yeah I’m not sure about mcdreamss mcsunshine
2:20 I love how it fits perfect with the music behind
I got a Japanese ad named “e” and the description being “e e”. Thanks CZcams for the auto translate. Edit: The ad was an edit of This one foreign show. The video was later terminated for copyright. Another Edit: Japanese sudoku ad named &*****...
@Cain Ciona e
@Cain Ciona e
@Cain Ciona e
@Cain Ciona e
@Cain Ciona e. e e.
“Do you like a rock?”
Well I have a pet rock called Lyra if that’s what you’re asking!
I know
i liek rock
rocc
@Thatyounglighthouseboi HE _ALWAYS_ FORGETS TO FEED IT.
L y r a
That’s really close to my name
1:24
Me and my friends sounding cool be like:
"Love is being made"
"Hot and sexy"
*"Beheading"*
Having a relationship with Lucy Lacemaker.
Who?
DAAAAAAA
Ah yes, I see you are a person of culture as well
YES
1000% Y E S
"do you know cpr?"
me: "i know door-to-door is that fine?"
Club penguin rewritten
When the house collapses, do door-to-door
@@tonzku. ah yes
"# summer"
"# summer"
Teachers: *"# school"*
No
King of pop:
Mickael Jackson Johnson
2:30 *[Google Translate killed itself asking an existential question]*
2:19 are we not going to talk about how perfectly in sync this was?
Yeaaah
i tought i was the only one noticing it
Omg yes
70th like 😈
Try "fry"
Welsh -> English
also maybe
"azby"
Russian -> English
but you really need to do "fry"
_waterfallrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriv_
i r r i g a t e d h o r n y t u r m o i l
w a t t e r f a l l r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r
Waterfowl waterfowl
*ulcers*
*_a n t h r a c i t e a n a l_*
Google Translate : *I Love To Cry*
Me : *Same*
Hash summer, hash summer, *hash school*
O_o
Who likes crying…? Let alone loving it
1:46 will never cease to make me laugh
*"Hazard: Loud Noise"*
Didn't know I was in this video
Google: goes to fix google translate
Random Typek: **exists**
Google: Maybe not...
Dang that would end his/her career
*_ᵀʰᵃᵗʸᵒᵘⁿᵍˡᶦᵍʰᵗʰᵒᵘˢᵉᵇᵒᶦ_*
2:14 default dance song
Do "te" in detect language
Me: Hey, are they some fr---
Google: FREE FLASH GAMES FREE FLASH GAMES FREE FLASH GAMES
I guess google translate didn't acknowledge Flash's death.
@@Mike-77-YT Some flash games were really cool like The Impossible Quiz
@Duck yes i do play rEAblex
Gimme free flash games
Basically that could also be the rblx catalog
“do u like a rock?” LMAO I DIED!
0:56 a fire beat tho
Thank god someone mentioned it
Ok but what about 2:19
Nobody:
Google Translate: Would you like a nice rock in this trying time?
“They are worthless”
Google translate
2:18 no one’s mentioning how this matches up with the music perfectly?
“We’re a butt town” well that’s 20#0 for ya!
2:19 THAT WAS SO SATISFYING OMG
Yeah, that is SO on cue with the music.
"what is up"
"wHat iS DoWn"
S A C R I F I C E F L Y
*A L E X A N D E R C O N F U S E D*
*V E R Y A L E X A N D E R*
B E H E A D I N G
T H E M A C H I N E D O E S N O T S E E M T O R E S T
This is one of the funniest episodes of translate Tuesdays
"that younglighthouse boi, oh how he's grown."
nobody:
thatonelighthouseboi: ima light house
Willian: **do any illegal thing**
Everyone: 1:31
Lolol
Loklok
Goddamn it Afton you've done it again haven't you
2:19 i like how this syncs with the music
after this I legit changed my bio to "that young lighthouse boi"
*Coast Guard:* So who else might be a witness?
*The locals:* 0:36
me: this dude is running out of trasition ideas
Týpek: I'M NOT EVEN GETTING STARTED
Omg i love this video and the way you cut them well done😂👌🏼
"Free Download free flashgames" sounds like an advertisement for flash games.
Intro: *Screaming Mario Noises*
Viewers: He is speaking the language of the gods
Intro is actually from LUIGI SCREAMING 2
oooOOOoOOoooOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOO-
2:18 OMG THE RHYTM IS SO PERFECT
1:40 I'd like to join this religion
“Rhymes is respected is suspected”
DO YOU LIKE A ROCK?
@@lucassmith4137 b e h e a d i n g
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Every single ad in a mobile game: 2:26
These days it's just f××king *"EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'LL FAIL THIS GAME!!!"*
@@officialSgtPepperArc360 also those ads that say "harder than you think" or "if you survive 15 seconds you are legally skilled"
“I’ve played many slots games and this is one of the best ones” -Arlyn A
@@masterspark9880 That too.
no one:
literally no one:
Mario: *intensive screaming*
waaaaaaaaaa
i thought it was engineer for a second
Technically Luigi (no, really, I looked that up one day).
*OOOOOOOOO-*
2:19 PERFECT with the music
Nobody:
Rapper names: T H A T Y O U N G L I G H T H O U S E B O I
Nobody:
No one:
Not a single soul:
Me: *the key to the key*
Kingdom hearts be like
@@thisisasupersayin376 Darkness within darkness awaits you, Riku.
2:19 This aligns perfectly with the Music
Only a couple seconds in and i already subscribed this is going well
*I think I just has a nosebleed reading the "Love" part-*
Michael Jackson Johnson could be someone's actual name.
Prob haha
Someone just got a shout-out 😳😳👏
Now I know what I’m naming my kid
Checking now..
10,833 people have that name.
"Time to take a piss."
Random Týpek is a man of even greater culture.
I love how "is" goes from pessimisim and spite to optimisim
then becomes a pop up ad
Your videos always make me laugh
2:19 That actually goes great with the song!
Nobody:
Google Translate: "Wear with a high-shcool-first-order-point-point-to-point point, which is with the first-of-three-way-point"
Vageta: "It's speaking in the language of the gods"
My favorite Rapper- *ThatYoungLighthouseBoi*
I really got the "u cant touch this" ad
I love how the words and the music go together at 2:19
2:40 when i start stammering
ENENENENENEENNEXTENEXT
1:12 lol laulaulaulaulaulaulaulaulaulaulaulau
1:07 too many bouquets
You should try: "owo"
(no spaces, and do it like this: owoowoowo)
that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that
@@quijoo _Polish_
Woof?
Wait, no.
CROTCH CROTCH, CROTCH
did not work mah dude
i love everything about this, google is saying something either really creepy or really wholesome, and then instantly changes to something really stupid
2:19 How does that match so perfectly to the beat?
0:14 😂 "Meow" Blud thinks he's a cat 💀