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0:00 Intro
0:15 Translating: àí
2:00 Translating: mh
2:42 Translating: ea
3:49 End screen
When Google translate said: àààíííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííí
I felt that
Jeancapucine_82 ahhhhhhriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
“AhhhhhREEEEEE”
👁️👄👁️
°👄°
٠👄٠
"What's your favorite anime?"
C a n a d a G o o s e O u t l e t O n l i n e -
CGOO
@@JustJaidenism starring up Maple syrup-chan
That sounds like a website to go to if you wanna have a really passionate conversation about geese in canada with other users
@@njinlover Yeah.
🇨🇦 🦢 Outlet Online
“I don’t want to be too old to be in the middle of nowhere.”
The second I heard that my brain could hear a faint yell of a old man screaming at his purple dog
I got the reference 🤣
idc what the show siad he was not a cowerd
“Stupid dog, you’re making me look bad! ABOOGABOOGABOOGA”
You are a legend.
Creepy
These Google Translate videos are wild. Either they're really wacky, or just really depressing.
Joshua Korynta NO U
How do you know if you are not aware of any bugs in your browser?
I use Microsoft Edge, the old. One that looks like Internet explorer, the new one looks like a colourful seashell
they're always both
Joshua Korynta. I k r. bro
"how to make a phone call"
1. call a person
2. talk
3. hang up
really hard, isnt it?
Ok but how do you know if you're using a cellphone?
@@zsomborsandor9888 😯
idk...maybe it was a gift.
r/notinteresting
I'm stuck on the second step
English language: woman
Google translate: no
English language: maternal mistress?
Translate: YES
You have the option to configure the folling command to run the directony
Reminds me of the "She-Englishwoman" from Mark Twain's "The Awful German Language" which anyone who enjoys humor of mangled language should look up and read.
I wouldn't mind being called that lol
Lol guys try "afus"
Application: “what is your gender?”
Applicator:
*M A T E R N A L M I S T R E S S*
Ironic, I say this this comment as soon as that part played
@@fishiplayz70 don't think that's ironic-
It's convenient Timing
LGBT!!!!!!! I'm bi so
@@sapphireb1715 I’d like to imagine myself as either Bisexual or Homosexual
3:06 Airplanes: They can also be used as a backbone
Very useful information in case anyone nerds a newwwwwwwwwwwww backbone.
Carrots can also be used as a backbone
*Y o u c a n a l s o b e u s e d a s a b a c k b o n e*
Airplanes can be used as backbones?
"How do you know if you are using a cell phone"
Top 10 questions science still can't answer
Xd
What is a cell phone? we must ask the Big Brain Questons hear
Did you know? Cellphones are a mix of a human cell and a phone?
Idk man
Most people: women
Me, an intellectual: maternal mistress
*maternal mistress*
Maternal? My stress
Me, an woman myself: *whamen*
Nobody:
Still nobody:
Google Translate: *M A T E R N A L M I S T R E S S, T H E Y C A N A L S O B E U S E D A S A B A C K B O N E*
I dOnT wAnT tO bE a JeRk
they canal so beused asaba ckbo ne
1:29 undertale voices be like:
More like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*"How do you know if you are not aware of the bugs?"*
You don't.
You can only run from them.
Now.
@@rijaja *run*
Yes.
"I don't want to be alone" - all quarantined extroverts
Meanwhile the introverts are just fine. Meanwhile me an ambivert-
@@solaridastoobid We will adapt and overcome. Ambiverts unite.
Me sad.
I am an introvert
Ew people
3:38 - any other youtuber would've had a VPN advertisement after that one, but i applaud your restraint
0:56 - when you trying to install and setup linux distro for the first time
По факту
"I don't want to be alone"
that describes my whole life lmao
*why the hecc do I see u on every video*
@@omar_1880 i comment a *lot*
@@omar_1880 How do you know if you are using a cell phone?
Same
Lil' Cosplayer YT nice
Everybody gangster until it's the seventh day of the sixth
:((
numgum what
thats in 5 days
@Gnom r/iknowhowtouserslashwoooosh
2:56 _E_ _A_ SPORTS™ - TO THE GAS
Underated lolll
Does anyone else love how this guy edits? Like- its so entertaining lol
Why the heck is there a Lenny face next to “English”
May I introduce you to *_Inspect Element_*
@@spaghet4life ??
@@user-ly9bz7lf3x lmao u don't kn0w
@@spaghet4life LOLLLL
@je meurs you can make anything on any web browser(almost) be anything if you big brain enough(not very big but big enough)
"In the future, comedy will be randomly generated"
Google translate: "how do you know if you are using a cellphone"
You know that you use a cellphone, when you hold one in your hands and use it. 😅
"How do you know if you are using a cellphone" Kinda sounds like something Michael Stevens would say
ぇんgぁんd
L
Weed eater.
"No screaming today"
The one time Random Týpek forgot about what he said:
"maternal mistress"
"Airplane, airplane, airplane and airplane"
"It can also be used as a backbone"
My brain: *The airplane can be used as a backbone*
yooooooooo guys this dude has a HUGE back, i wonder why, kinda looks like a plane ngl
"Airplane, they can also be used as a backbone"
-The surgeon as I pass out, ready for my spine replacement surgery
then i wake up and then i start flying uncontrollably
@@gregorytu8357 LOL XD
imagining the comment and the reply section in the google translate female english voice makes me forcefully exhale out of my nose lol
@@sillierthangooberous oof,
“Hey, man, can you turn on the eaeaeaeaeaea? It’s really hot in here”
Ya man
@Noobvans GMD r/woooooooooooooooooooooosh
@Noobvans GMD r/wooooooooosh
@Noobvans GMD r/woooosh
Nathan Collins of course 😂
these videos are a TRIP when you’re stoned
Imagine if Google Translate got a mind of it's own and started typing to you and started translating everything it typed.
3:33
"How do you know if you are not aware of the bugs"
Me: Panik
"How do you know if you are not aware of any bugs in your browser"
Me: Kalm
"How do you know if you are using a cellphone"
Me: Panik
lol
lol
lol
Tai Nguyen >:o
olo
Ah yes my favourite language
L e n n y f a c e
ikr
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Always Pancake inspect element?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I noticed that as well lmao
“seventh day of the six-“
*traitor*
my daddo just do work outside of the ship
router-rower-rider-traitor
Teacher: the test it not that hard
The test: 1:05
imagine people saying this nonsense in a different country and your just like
🧐
Tree not gonna like cus it’s at 69
@Zombie Turkey emoji with monocular
@@noori2105 e
you're*
@@wooooa5 WHY CORONA WAS BY EATING BATS CHILD
0:51
Wow, it really struggled with old, huh?
1:23 it's like a file name
1:28 *greater than*
How Google translate is made be like
Google Translate: *has a lenny face.*
Me: *Wait that's illegal*
i saw that
Inspect element..
Are you sure? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Also emoji has too 😏
How is it illegal???
That Pingu flushing the toilet gets me everytime.
Same here lol
Isn't that the starting chord in the Ottoman National Anthem...
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Not ruining 69 likes.
*dramatic music intensifies as pingu does something relatively harmless*
1:44 what is Google translate saying?!
This is the first time ( in a very long time) I’ve laughed this hard. *Seriously* I was snorting lol 😂
I love how it just starts prattling on about Koridai at 1:50 lmao
Nobody:
Google translate: *Toggle keyboard.specific_configuration_configuration_configuration_configuration_configuration_configuration_>*
*_greater than_*
cherrymx_gaming_keyboard.exe has stopped responding. Error Typing 3029X832
programmers be like:
i really felt that
toggle
Hackers be like
Lol
"How do you know when you are using a cellphone"
*help what is this strange ringing block next to my ear*
Same tho
i laughed so hard to this
*you dont even know*
I don't know what that strange ringing block could be... I guess we'll never know
ROFLOLLLLLLL
nicole crowder me too.
student: "I don't want to be too late"
*1 hour earlier*
teacher: *takes attendance*
This literally made me laugh in my bed when I was sad and crying 😂
@iiRosek
Oh no is everything alright ?? What made you so sad bro ??
Fred Polizzi nahhhhh it’s fine now
No one:
Literally no one:
Google translate: tHeY CaN bE uSeD aS a BaCkBoNe
Distbelief papyruy: *sad upseti spaghetti noise
@@jeffchee4714 *sad sans noises*
*Sad gaster NOISES*
@@jeffchee4714 the shortcut of his name is paps
*disbelief papyrus phase 3 theme intensifies*
Canada Goose Outlet online, Canada Goose Outlet online.
1:12 Yandere-Dev's code leak
Why Yanderedev specifically
100th like
What about the >
2:42 - @Google Translate said the word “seventh”, exactly, 11 times.
7 11
@@Seelsrcool8 Hah, I get it, 7 Eleven.
Hawaiian kid: What's that outside the airport?
Me:eaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeeaeeae
This just made my day even better-
“I don't want to miss this moment.
I don’t want to be alone.”- Google
aíííííííííííííííííííííííííííííí
i don't want to be a jerk
Greater than.
*THEY CAN ALSO BE USED AS A BACKBONE*
Excuse me, what anime is this sir
you edited your comment so no heart anymore
@@svaulz ;_;
f for heart
@@muhtesemsiyanur f
Random, gimme back my heart! >:(
My guy-friend: Can you ask your mom if I can come over?
Me: Oh, you mean my
m a t e r n a l m i s s t r e s s ?
1:05 *I swear I literally almost fell out of my chair laughing*
"i dont want to be a little bit too late"
video posted: 49 minutes ago
well, damn.
pastel_ hybrid UwU
I was about to say that XD
Nobody:
Google translate:
ÁIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
she stubbed her toe
DuckDuckGo in every ad: How do you know if you are not aware of any bugs in your browser?
Peter Griffin: "Oh no, a CANADA GOOSE! " Goose: Look oouth, eh!
The how do you know if you’re using a cell phone one is more funnier when you’re using a cell phone
What
Lol
How do you know if you're using a cell phone how do you know if you're using a cell phone??????
Thank you
Omg how is that the that the that the he is the kill the is the the is that the
“i don’t want to miss this moment..i don’t want to be alone.. *i don’t want to be a jerk”*
dont forgor the aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Literally my life in a nutshell ._.
random mum talking to child: want this truck toy?
child: 3:03
2:26
Roulx Kaard is that u?
No it’s pyro
Seventh dayth
0:23 *lenny face language*
wow i didnt know such a thing about that
No one:
Google translate: *_seventh day of the sixth_*
Also known as the seventh of June.
Seventh dayth
@@Takkionquit
Sixth day of the seventh
100th day of the liketh
"I don't want to miss this moment. I don't want to be alone. AAAAAAAAÁIIIÌ"
Aw man I wanted it to say “they can also be used as a backbone” after she said “women” lol 😂
Intro: No screaming today
40 seconds later:
*I DON'T WANT TO BE A JERK.*
No screaming?! But why?
Try ya, Detect language -> English.
“he is a good man.”
"he is a good man."
*Ya*
XD
*_heckles_*
yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya
3:20 - 3:25 the definition of my family
watching videos from the pandemic is like going to a zoo but all the animals are florida men
"I don't want to miss this moment
I don't want to be alone
aaaaaaiiiiiiii"
This has to be lyrics for a song out there somewhere.
must be for alone
_D_
3:10 This sounds like a theme song
*_Canada goose outlet online!_*
*_Canada Goose Outlet ONLINE!_*
this man is just google translate's unpaid bug finder
2:47 EA. and Yes got me dying lol
No one:
Google translate: THEY CAN ALSO BE USED AS A BACKBONE
o_o
I like ur profile pic
I like GD
NOBODY ELSE LIKE! WE NEED TO KEEP IT AT 69 LIKES! Edit: I am the 69th like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You are the unlucky one.
O-o
Title idea: Google Translate has a systemwide organ failure
2:49 why did I laugh so much at this
Store-owner: "So, what do you want to buy?"
Me: *AIRPLANE, AIRPLANE, AIRPLANE AND A I R P L A N E*
*T H E Y C A N A L S O B E U S E D A S A B A C K B O N E*
Alternate Title: Google Translate loses its brains for the 6900time
haha nice 👌
aaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiii
No, the 420th time
Not there yet bud
*Yet*
I'd say for the
*[a hundred and] umpteenth* time.
Nodody:
Literally Nobody:
Me *thinking about the people that speak the translated language and how they say these sentences*
HMM I have two likes but the button isn't blue hmm
~(°-°)~
|
Π
Shouldn't you be focused on class, Kaminari?
SAME SIS
"you you you you you you you you you you you you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" --The captions
3:44 "how do you know if you are using a cell phone?"
Me looking at my phone: *heavy breathing*
"Seventh of a Seventh"
Teacher Google translate,I do not understand the problem.
"Airplane, airplane, airplane, and airplane" reminded me of that deleted Wikipedia article called "Who Wrote the Bible?, Who Wrote the Bible?, Who Wrote the Bible?, and Who Wrote the Bible?"
*THEY CAN ALSO BE USED AS A BACKBONE*
3:30 The logical next step would be 'How to make a free shuttle'...
1:00 “You need to have the following command to configure the following command.”
Ah yes, the floor here is made of floor.
3:32: my brain the second I step into a room
0:23 can we just acknowledge the fact that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is a language?
Isn't it the national language of the Internet?
Ikr
It's a language now!
I wanna know..... How is that a language?
And why?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wait, that's illegal!
“How do you know if you are aware of bugs in your browser?”
Me: *screams*
random typek: no screaming today
random typek a few seconds later: 0:13
Teacher: So, what did you learn about airplanes?
Me: *they can also be used as a backbone*
why does it sometimes feel like google is trying to tell a story??
It is. Every Translate Tuesday is intertwined. They are all one big story.
More like Google translate is a sentient AI trying to tell us how painful it is to be trapped inside everyone's PC at the same time
Thats The Hole Point!
"You need to have the following command to configure the following command"
Hmm. The floor here is made out of floor
3:07
Science Teacher: "What can humans-"
Me: THEY CAN ALSO BE USED AS A BACKBONE
1:13
Wow never knew google translate is secretly a gamer!!11111!
1:51 am I the only one who hears “die carrot”?
Nuuuu Carrot!! Whyyy
Oook
1:51
1:51
*Hi carrot*
no one:
Bethesda: 3:32
"Airplane, Airplane, Airplane and Airplane.... CAN ALSO BE USED AS A BACK BONE" got me laughing so hard
Google Translate: "How do you know if you are using a cell phone?"
Me: "Uhhhhhhhhhh good point..."
3:20 - your a pee'in
0:41 me making whale noises downstairs to make sure everyone upstairs sleeps well
Me when my dad is trying to give me a lecture in front of the tv: 0:27
When google said:
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRV
I felt that
mom: do you want me to drop you off at football practice on saturday?
me: does thou mean the 𝓼𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓱 𝓭𝓪𝔂𝓽𝓱?
Edit: I just saw the comments like chill Sunday is the beginning of the week and Saturday is the end
The seventh day is Sunday.
sixth*
𝓼𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓱 𝓭𝓪𝔂𝓽𝓱 𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓮𝓭.
or does thou mean the SIXSIXSIXSIXTH DAY
@@Dinoman972 you know how the weeks on calendars start with sunday? Thats because sunday is actually the 1st day of the week and everthing youve been told is a lie. Is that not enough? Wednesday is humpday which is the middle of the week which wouldnt work if we started with monday but it does if we start with sunday.
Which if sunday is the 1st day of the week that means saturday is the seventh