After Ever After - DISNEY Parody
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- čas přidán 6. 06. 2024
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00:00 Intro
If you've ever wondered why
Disney's tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true
00:19 Ariel
I loved being princess down in -- this beautiful ocean blue
But mermaids are going missing -- they end up in someone's stew
So just try to put yourself in -- to somebody else's gills
You're killing my ecosystem -- with fishing and oil spills
Thank you BP, thank you BP
The British are killing, oil is spilling
Now I can't see... MY EYES!
Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins
Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends
Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning
Thanks to BP
YOU SUCK!
01:06 Jasmine
Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared
My husband's a mark for the War on Terror
Aladdin was taken by the CIA
We're not Taliban
You've got the wrong man
In Guantanamo Bay
Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa
Interrogation from the nation of the "free"
Bin Laden's taken the fall
We're not trained pilots at all
Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss
We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us
Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country
Set free my Prince Ali
01:54 Belle
A whore! A whore!
A whore, a whore, a whore!
This town's gone wild since I married Adam
They think I'm going straight to hell
But the charges laid on me
Of bestiality
Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell
No, I'm overrun by mad men
I hear they plan to burn me at the stake
They legit believe I'm Satan
And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away
02:37 Pocahontas
After John Smith traveled back to England
I helped my people cultivate the fields
More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel
They forced us into unknown lands of exile
They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead
So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon
When I separate their bodies from their heads
Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?
Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball?
Can you paint with the red colors in these men
I can murder if I please
Cause I'm dying of disease
I can paint with the red colors in these men
Thanks to BP
Where's Prince Ali?
Bestiality
I've got STDs - Krátké a kreslené filmy
me: *still memorized all of paints songs after 6 years*
also me: *cant remember the topic i just learned last period*
So tru😂
Journey Kekoa Sounds like they need to present your schoolwork in catchy musical form.
Journey Kekoa I forgot my first class the first day of break XD
Same lok
Lol
My 12 year old self DID NOT have the mental capacity to fully appreciate this
im twelve and i completely understand..
@@KevinSmith-ym5of well, new generation stuff, its okay...
I am 12 and I can’t comprehend this wow that was a fancy word
@@anna-marieoliverio7810 lmao, kids understand more these days, like, not all of them but you get the gist (wink wink)
I remember watching this video with my older sisters on the tv. I was like around 5 back then, 12 now. Damn. Time goes fast..
who here in 2024?
I am
Howdy
Here
That's me
Я! 😅
As a 12yo, I really had _no idea_ how dark this parody was! 90% of the references and innuendos flew over my head. My mouth is literally hanging wide open, I can't believe I sang this parody out loud on multiple occasions as a kid, lmaooo 😭😭
“A wh*re, A wh*re, A wh*re” 😭“can you believe im satan” My god 💀
@@kingmatt9974 In my defence, English isn't my first language 🥲
What
@@illyGalSloth ok
My 12 year old self knew exactly what Pocahontas, Ariel and Belle's were about and I sung them with my friends on purpose bc 2010s dark humour ✨✨
Only reason I didn't get Jasmine's was because I'm not American and didn't really understand the whole 9/11 war on terror stuff. Glad I rewatched it, now it actually makes sense.
The real “I’m mad at Disney” song lmao
YES 😂😂
Im fking dead xD
Honestly though!
Lol
True
Innocent 9 year old me running around my house in 2013: *BUT THE CHARGES LAID ON MEEEE OF BEASTIALITYYYY*
Yep. Unfortunetly
wait 9???
that was 7 year old me
Papa Yeetus at least you said that I was running around the house saying I got STD’s💀
Why the fuck does everyone spell bestiality wrong?
와 알고리즘이 갑자기 내 추억 영상 띄워주네...이 영상 진짜 엄청 좋아했는데...다시보니 너무 반갑다...
ㄹㅇ 저도 알고리즘 떠서 왓음 개오랜만이다
저도
아 진짜
Throwback to when my literal 10 year old self decided this was so funny I had to show it to my dad, who proceeded to ask me if I knew what beastiality was. And I said “yeah it’s when you act beastly.” 💀
act beasty 😭
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh my
I am not am English speaker and I thought it was this 😮 I searched and I am in shock hauahsuahsu 10 years singing this without knowing x.x
IM CRYINGGGGG
9 year old me: * sings along but doesn't understand *
me now: "oh MY"
So true lol
Same
Alyssa Gabrintina SAME
Lol me
5 year old me after my now uncle was aunt showed me these videos
I can’t imagine how terrified my mom was when I was little and I ran around the house screaming “I CAN MURDER IF I PLEASEEEE CAUSE IM DYING OF _DISEASEEEEE_
Probably more concerned when u screamed "IVE GOT STDSSSS"
wow
@@thequeer_underthebed2535 omg...your username...you disgraced bakubro! XD shame on you icy hot. _Shame on you._
She would’ve been more concerned if you did it while you had like a minor disease like the flu or a cold.
Nice pfp
I will never forget how when I was 12 I really didn’t understand how dark of a parody this was and I just remember showing this to my grandmother. The entire time we were listening to it I was just smiling and laughing. Meanwhile her and my mother were giving such me concerned looks 💀💀 It was safe to say they weren’t fans of the song
No bc my dad gave me a whole lecture about how it wasn’t funny and I was like 💀💀💀
Pocahontas' first notes always bring tears to my eyes, even after nine years.
very nostalgic
The fact that I still have this memorized is concerning
same bro
Same!!!
i don't even remember the real lyrics
@@chrlzy4786 same whenever i want to sing the real one this comes out instead
And the fact that we still remember this song is amazing. What genre of video is this anyway? I've seen people do this and its a cool art.
BUT WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW WELL HE DRAWS
I've ALWAYS noticed this!!! Thank you!
idk if i’m right but i think his brother did them!
I don't think he did them?
Hence the name... Paint
IVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS !
This still plays in my head...just randomly... the creativity is really off the charts... DO YALL HEAR THIS MAN?!
The creativity in transitioning all of the songs smoothly to the next, write accurate, detailed, depictions the princesses would’ve experienced had they been faced with true pessimism, all while harmonizing and producing music with his mouth. A lot more to this but by god, did he think of everything here
bro after 10 years this videos still pops up randomly in my head, I can totally relate
와 진짜 오랜만이다 알고리즘에 왜 갑자기..!!!
i still accidentally sing these lyrics instead of the real ones sometimes, all these years later
Same
Me toooooo.
so glad it’s not just me
Lol I always got weird faces😂
ME TOOOO
this song hasn’t left my mind for 7 years
Still comes to mind instead of the actual song
Bro it still pops up on my recommended sometimes 😔✊
she live rent free in that bih
SAME HAHA its been 10 years lol and I still sing this occasionally
Wow
알고리즘아 고마워 완전 오랜만에 보는영상인데ㅠ 추억이다 진짜
Forever singing these instead of the real lyrics. 28 years old and laid in bed playing this just for that nostalgia because it pops into my brain at regular intervals 🤣
Yo, same but 30 years old. I can’t watch Disney movies with friends and not laugh at these parts
Yesss me too! Just happened whith alladin 😂 ALLWAYSSSS
*my 7 year old self walking around the house confusing the hell out of everyone “I CAN MURDER AS I PLEASE CAUSE IM DYING OF DISEEEEASSSEEEEE”*
Exactly my mom looked at me like I was dumb
Ender that is me
Yeah that child must be another Kate
IVE GIT STDSSSSSS
If I please*
I can't sing the originals songs anymore, the lyrics to these songs always takes over, i can't be the only one
Buttercantfly I know right I've tried to sing the originals then these lyrics start to find their way in
Buttercantfly I was doing a play as I'm in a drama class but I started singing the pocahontas wrong and I'm the lead singer. Every body liked it though as it fit the song.
I'm now knows as the crazy kid as I started at the "separate their body's from their heads" part
Buttercantfly 😂😂me
Joe Nimmo omg wow
This literally takes me back to when I was 10 years old and did not understand what most of the lyrics meant but still sang along passionately, except now I'm 19 and I completely understand everything. It just makes this super nostalgic masterpiece 10x funnier ☺️🥲
watching this as an adult makes me realize how almost all of the jokes and lyrics went over my head as a kid 😭
The thing with Paint is that he's so talented that you don't even realize he's crushing your childhood memories with this melody 😂😂
+Ayah Mahana i'm 11 but i don't really care its a catchy song i really am 11 but this my moms channel
+Ayah Mahana i'm 11 but i don't really care its a catchy song i really am 11 but this my moms channel
+Ellena Smith Well because CZcams is your childhood :/ All I had to watch when I was little was these movies
+Nightcore_ Freak *were
***** No, I know. I love the original tales
“I can murder if I please cause I’m dying of disease.”
Me watching in 2020:😳
Caroline Herndon so can we???👀👀
Saaaaaaame
@@corirosa6231 im still watching it and have a comment from over a yr ago
Caroline Herndon Coronavirus outbreak: ok you gotta try this song.
Stahp
I catch myself singing these all the time and can still sing anyone word for word. Altered my brain.
한국인들 급 알고리즘 뜬거 똑같나보네여!!
저도 떴길래 오랫만에 들으러 왔습니다!
the original "I've got STD's" smh peaches could never
sagex untitled HAHAGA
JAIL TIME
tea
sagex untitled I WAS GONNA SAY THAT AHA
NFHFH This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read, thank you
"Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy, or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?" Is a line that constantly pops into my head, even years later.
Ah, same
Yup, it pops up fairly often (concerningly so, tbh)
same! this line is ledgendary!
same😂
same
알고리즘이 이걸 갑자기 띄워줬는데 너무 오랜만이라 신기함..곧 1억인것도 신기함 나도 많이컸네
10 YEARS AGO?!?!?!
RIGHT??
19 year old me appreciates this more then 13 year old me
Same except I'm 14 now and was 6 at the time
me too but i’m a year younger lmao
sameeeeee
Sameeeee
cryng mee
me at 8 years old, seemingly making my mother nervous, knowing all the words: awhoreawhoreAWHOREAWHOREAWHORE :))
You're 15. You still shouldn't be singing that. 😂
I thought it was ahwour
Wtf, why was everyone in CZcams when they were 7 or 8? I’m only 2 years older than you and spent my time outside or played with toys, the first time I got on CZcams was with 13/14 lmao.
It is Wednesday my dudes it’s mostly because my sister who was like 15 made me listen to it on a loop xd
@@itiswednesdaymydudes54 maybe because your parents were more responsible
"We're not the Taliban" omg.....I was too young to register this dark meaning-
I have not seen this for about 9 years, but I still remember every lyric to this masterpiece!
🎉😂same. Know the parody lyrics more than the originals 😂
Why does this feel like this song only existed in an alternate reality
OMG THIS COMMENT IS SO REAL-
@@ohpuffie6862 ironic XD
Let's wear the same colour as the background and not tell orange and yellow
I can't believe I never noticed that! Lol
this made me giggle
@@mariamgadimova5479 good to hear that lol
and red
argh can't unsee it now :'(
Almost 10 years passed and this still gotta be one of my favourite videos on CZcams!
6 years and this guy is still my favourite youtuber, how could someone be this creative, this snarky, this talented and even kinda cute? he's my first ever and probably only CZcamsr crush, I would never stop talking about this guy, shout out to sixth grade me, girl has taaaaste
edit: ok I've had a few more CZcamsr crushes and the most recent one is filmcooper he's so cool
sometimes pocahontas's verse will get stuck in my head and ill just be in the grocery store like "have you ever held the entrails of an english guy" trying not to belt it out and dance around
Laurenne I feel that tho
my favorite is Jasmine's lol
same
Work in a school and sometimes we play the piano version of Colours in the Wind...and I have to bite my tongue as I always want to sing "I can murder as I please because I'm dying of disease..."
LITERllyyyy
please don't tell me I'm the only one who's known this song since 2013. I was bopping to this is 5th grade when I had no clue what the lyrics meant.
SAME i found my 6 year ago comments i had no clue fhfhfj
Oh my god
I knew what all of this meant when I was in fifth grade. I knew what Pochohantas' part meant because where I live is full of pedophiles, and I don't remember how I learnt about all the other stuff
SAME I WAS LIKE 9
ItsReallyRoni I found it by a friend in 3rd yikes 😂🤦🏻♀️
See I was too, but I'm a very curious person so I looked it up lmao
어릴때 가사모르고 좋다했는데 지금보니까 이런 가사였다니 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 추억돋네,,
I remember my friend sent me this when it first released.
She passed away not too long ago. Listening to this takes me back 10 years ago :/ everything was so different.
so sorry for ur loss, at least they left u with an amazing memory. i think they would love to hear that this beautiful music reminds u of them ♡
Prince Ali where could he be? Drowning in...
*WAA WAA*
Tears is what they mean like baby tears
Nope.
Water boarding....
@@nurlindafsihotang49 oh... Crying babies sounded better for me
Galactic.Gacha i just watched the live action Aladdin and immediately started singing this version lmao
@@vmor13 me too
who else is revisiting this for the first time since they were younger and are just realising what the lyrics mean
Liam Best y e p
Same but i love it
Me.
Yesss
I am
The fact that this was made 9 years ago and I still come back to this video all the time to watch it again just shows how good it is!
Who's here listening again in 2023? #stillperfect
me
Bop in 7th grade, still a bop freshman year of college
This defined my whole life in 7th grade.
Literally me right now
Same
YOOOO sammmeee... but bop in 2nd grade now I'm going into first year highschool this coming school year
Are you kidding ?! I'm a college graduate and run my own business 🤣 watched this in high school.
It's still great! I quote it all the time !
Lyrics:
You have seen this 243564562 times.
You know the lyrics.
Why do you have to call me out like that?
I haven’t seen this that many times this is my 2nd time
TheRandomStuff so true
I need lyrics TvT lmao
ARMY X BLINKS There’s lyrics in the description
CZcams has deemed me worthy to re-recommend this video after a decade 🎉 How do they know that I've been rewatching my childhood disney movies?!
10 years later and sometimes I still forget the original lyrics and sing this
ive been randomely singing "prince ahliiii where could he be drowning in wawaa" and i couldnt figure out what it was from and i looked it up and this popped up, and ive been in shock for the last 30 minutes....how could i forget this?
@not myka bering lol its a line in the song, its jasmines part
YOURE PROFILE PIC I CAN'T SCAPE HIM
@@claire8490 good
SAME
I love your pfp
8 years later and the harmonies on “dying of disease” still gives me goosebumps
O-O
Damn
3:38
@@HP-mf4df dad what are you doing here?
@@Tnhnff Looking for your mother
@@Tnhnff are meme Mona Lisa profile pic a common thing now?
아니 초딩때나 보던건데 갑자기 알고리즘이..? 다시보니까 가사 개맵다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
11 years later and still a banger
Nobody:
Not a soul:
My brain: you should go listen to all the medleys rn
@@demirogue [looks at clock nervously] what is sleep
YESSS
Omggggg yess
the phrase “thanks to bp” has constantly popped up in my head randomly since i was a kid so i had to come back here in 2022 to pay my respects
Could you tell me what that means? In all my years of listening to this song I have never managed to understand that.
Not sure, but I think that's a petrol station label
@@gayathrivp2685 BP is an oil & gas company that had a massive oil spill in 2010, so Ariel is sarcastically "thanking" them for ruining her ocean
@@vanseliz24 I thought it meant beachy people
literally just happened to me my guy
Found this random on yt suggestions, this is so amazing and you made me laugh and smile and appreciate my childhood and the hard work you put in to this. Excellent work!
Every now and then i find myself absent-mindedly singing "A Whore! A Whore!"
frrrrr
I’m 21 now. And this really was ‘the song’ that belonged to the theatre kids. We sang this backstage all the time. Great memories.
man this makes me sad. all the schools i’ve been to have had their theatre departments cut because of budgets. always wanted to be a theatre kid but now i’ll be graduating in a year :(
Really? That must have been fun.
same! my middle school theater would alwayss sing this backstage and we would assign parts to each of us lollll
@@Diana-dn3bb it often is too cliquey to enjoy not gonna lie, but yeah it was fun I guess.
@@Diana-dn3bb You know the more the students complain the more likely things get done. I'm just saying if you'd known anyone else or even started an ig account for it, you could have gotten your way. My school literally started recycling with an actual recycling plant instead of one of the ones that is notorious for ending up in landfills anyway because I got about 20 kids to sign my petition in eighth grafe.
After listening to this for the last 7 years I cannot sing the real versions of the songs...
Yeah
Same- every time I hear the songs I still think of this
SAAMMME its engraved in my mind
I don't get the joke. Sorry
@@kavita_tripathi854 Because Paint did the parts for each princess to the tune of a song from their movie. So Ariel is "Under the Sea," Jasmine is "Prince Ali," Belle is "Belle," and Pocahontas is "Colors of the Wind."
How the heck did I miss this 11 yrs ago.. This is pure gold 🔥🔥
I watched this as a kid and only now, after a history class or two, can I really appreciate Jasmine and Pocahontas' verses.
Can we all cry that the Aladdin one still applies?
THIS
***** YASSS XD
***** it's really funny though, that is *all* anyone says to me in google comments :P like i'll comment some deep profound thing about like the meaning of life or something and someone will reply "HEY DTK!!!" XD
***** I haven't seen it in forever >.< It was my first anime and I fell in love with Kid, but I don't remember what happened at the end; I was going to rewatch soon . . . But I do remember really liking it.
***** XD i would be fine with that bc i've seen it before, but on the public internet where other people could see it and get spoiled >.
does anyone just randomly sings the 'P-A-I-N-T SUBSCRIBEEE' or is it just me?
Samr
Same
Oh definitely not. Me too ✋🏼😂
Me too lol
Whereee
A decade and it still plays in my head every once in a while
This parody is just a masterpiece. Now I listen to it as any other song, and each time I hear it, I think "this guy is literally a genius !" 🤩
*posted 7 years ago*
CZcams: I think we should recommend this
I just came back to feel some old memories
Well, good thing they did lol
1000th like :)
I’m not mad tho
IT HAS BEEN FOUR YEARS AND IT'S STILL STUCK IN MY HEAD.
InternetHobo same i still keep watching it
undertale fan another undertale fan
You Too?!?! I've hear this so many times i could easily sing it right now!
InternetHobo same tho
OMG SAME
Glad I’m not the only one rediscovering this recently 😅 what a gem this actually was
There has not been a single occasion where I sat down to watch a Disney movie without singing this intro. It’s been ten years and for me this intro is the official song that MUST be sung whenever the Disney castle appears on my screen, or any screen for that matter. Almost like a ritual lol!
Bruh as a 11-12 year old I didn't think about all the political stuff during the jasmine part now I'm just
Iike 👁👄👁😳
I was like oop-..
I remember being 11 and thinking this video was definitely all I needed to understand politics
I watched this when I was 7 I still understood it all because I’m one either rlly smart or messed up 😭😭
Me being 11 knowing what it means and still singing it:👁️👄👁
Wait so you were born in 2009?
God.
Honestly, the saddest one is probably Pocahontas, because...well, self-explanatory.
veronica almazan native american princess
Ok
England men come
And kill I think
True. True!!! Thank God for me I ain't a fan of that piece-of-shit "white-wash" movie. Same goes for it's sequel.
this was my skibidi toilet
I used to watch this video at least 10 times a day in my 16's... now I'm 24 and still remember all the lyrics and still got goosebumps in Pocahontas part
I’m 16 turning 17, and this song hasn’t left my mind since I was 9
As it should
Same, still know the lyrics word for word 😂🤦🏻♀️
Mrs. Sour same
ummmmm.... did you know what a whore or Beastiality or STD's were when you were 9?
Still waiting for that onion ring tho...
*you're killing my ecosystem*
_with fishing and oil spills_
England is my city Oh no 😓
Thank you BP
The SolarNote channel death to the fish, eh?
666 like
England is my city yeesss xD
8 years later and I’m now 21 and still singing this word for word 😩 I remember my English class project group playing this in front of the class and doing an in depth presentation about it 🫣😭 we made a C she wasn’t a big fan lmfaooooo Mrs.Reed if you ever see this just admit that it’s good!!!
i love coming back to these and being capable of fully appreciating how talented jon is
He should do one with Disney villains
+Juliet Bauer Most of the villains are either dead or imprisoned by the end of the movies.
He actually did! It's an older one
+Janae G Yeah I know he did a movie villain medley, but I think it'd be really cool if he did one with the villains in the princess Disney movies like the step mother in Cinderella, Ursula in Little Mermaid, etc. Even after the villain somehow got their ending he could create theoretical situations where they got out of it or something. Idk I think that'd be interesting.
+yosoyconsuela Decendents
TCA Clan what
who said Pentatonix cant be just one person?
Stay Alive 😂
Stay Alive they totally could but they might want to change their name if they were only one person just because penta means 5
Stay Alive |-/
Tori Lovegood
A cool fact about their name is that they named themselves after the pentatonic scale, the only scale with five notes.
Mariana Fraher that's cool! but I think that most people assume that it's because of the number of people like I did so changing their name might make more sense
Got recommended this by youtube today and what a throwback this has been!! I still remembered all the words like it was yesterday!
watching this as an adult is crazy. there are so many things that just went over my head when i was a kid
am I the only one impressed by how he lined up all of the titles at the end
same
+Vicky Tayler i
Is it really that hard to say "okay now im gonna lift it up to here" ????
Yeah!Lifting them at the same time isn't really hard.But he did a perfectly straight line.
Yes
"I can murder if i please, 'cause I'm dying of diseeaasee!"
Thaks to BP! Wheres Prince Ali? Bestiality! I'VE GOT STDS!!!!!!
SaladTosser WaWaaaWaWaWaaaWaaaaaa
SaladTosser *Beastiality LOL
Genevieve Bain alright there saw calm down
Life lessons kids
Can’t believe it’s been exactly 10 years since this was uploaded. So many memories 💕
Young me: oh what a nice melody.
Me now: oh my.
Do you have any idea what it's like walking around with this stuck in your head for days, singing it out loud without realizing it in a crowded place, and getting those "call security" looks? WELL? DO YA?!? lol.
Yup song it at school got in trouble lol
Sooo true. But at school no one understood me when I sang out loud "When I separate their bodies from their heads"...
I agree. I start singing this during class and people are asking me what in singing XD
I sing and dance everywhere so my friends are used to me singing (loudly). And most of the time they keep there distance because I can flip ant and time. I need to keep them on there toes! 😂lol it's true doe
*singing end of song* "I got stdssss..."
*people staring*
8 year old me, concerning my parents: I'VE GOT STDs!!!!!~
I-
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
XDDD
LMFAO
Wa waaaaaaa wa wa wa waa
I Listened so much as a kid that even after not hearing it for years i still have the song memorised
these never ever get old theyre always amazing on every listen and will be forever
Here, after the third one was released. Still good as ever
Master of None exacly
SAME.
Sammee
Same
ME
I NEVER REALIZED HOW DEEP THESE VIDEOS ACTUALLY WERE UNTIL NOW
Just found your page and dude! You are the best! I never post but I cannot stop laughing and watching your videos! If you had a one-man show on broadway, I’d get front row tix for the whole fam. Thanks for the much-needed laughs! You made my day.
I'm so happy I remembered this because I had soo many memories watching this video over and over again when I was just a kid
This be hitting different now that I’m old enough to understand. I was like 7 singing “interrogation from the nation of the free” constantly
I remember the first time I came across this video, I rewatched it about 40 times within that week.
Gabby STAR respect.
@leetlebob
My little sister saw your profile and tried it. Nice one, ahaha...
I listened to this like it was my freakn religion
leetlebob Me now
Even weeks after I found it I still watch it like 5 times a day
I STILL COME BACK YEARS LATER AND WATCH THIS EVERY MONTH I LOVE IT ❤️❤️❤️
have i really had this memorized for 10 years????