POLITICLASH: Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton vs Bernie Sanders

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    LYRICS
    HILLARY
    Hi, Hillary here, Woman up
    Been in power for many a year
    Spent a decade or three in political spheres
    You say I'm just first lady, you're killin me here
    Strolling up to the Whitehouse, I never forget
    The smell of carpe diem carpet bombs and ceiling the debt
    Back when I operated Bill like a marionett
    Sporting Gepetto stilettos taking on ghettos and terror threats
    Then real boy toyed with the wrong brunette
    Pinocchioing poking around to get his wood wet
    Still eight years running, didn't break a sweat
    Left with my head on my shoulders, I'm no Marie Antoinette
    My speed is breakneck, take checks, won't apologize for the upset
    Didn't die with my man, this ain't no Romeo, Juliet
    Mama's back for the votes, just call me suffragette
    Forget Bill, I'm an à la carte oligarch and I'm crushing it
    Hi, Clinton is back, Suit up
    In a pants suit and on the attack, Brute up
    Protecting people from here to Iraq
    Gonna pick up that torch from Barack
    You can sing hallelujah, but I'm too much to Handel
    Forget Shonda Rhymes, I invented the Scandal
    Benghazi Nazi paparazzi come and stir up another fuss
    Call TIME magazine, I'm the queen of the cover ups
    Gonna kick ass and take blames, Upper class, I'll take aim
    Put Bernie in an urn and fight the fanboy fanned flames
    I'm hyper activist, The lion, elephant's nemesis
    An emotional strategist, black mamba, I'm venomous
    Wrathful warrior pacifist, channel Yahweh in Genesis
    I'm the gaudiest godliest godless minimal feminist
    I'm HRC, New election, new me
    All hail the female in 2016
    TRUMP
    So we're supposed to elect you just because you're a woman
    You're less likable than Cruz, and he looks like a melting snowman
    Such excitement for indictment, this email thing's a bad omen
    Getting cold, better run to Putin before you get Snowden
    Don't be alarmed, it's just me, the real Donald Trump
    I'm here to smear to give your ladies and your ratings a bump
    You pumped? I'm the buyer's choice to make America great again
    Mission's simple: give permission to let Americans hate again
    Speaking of which, Obama's a Muslim, talk about foreign aid
    Where was he born? Africa? I popped out in suede
    And hey, when life gave me millions, I made billionaide
    Best served on ice with a plate of Barack O'BBQ in the shade
    Took my casino earnings, brought some cash to the party
    Just spent a weekend at Bernie's, now we're crashing the parties
    Poaching establishment voters on a Ferrari safari
    Talkin a big game sipping on some fascist Bacardi
    Jk, I don't drink, I have self control
    Unless you're not-white, Rosie O'Donnel, or an internet troll
    Blew up Republican politics like the law was Sharia
    Made Chris Christie my bitchie
    Turned Carson into Madea
    Ted held hands with Fiorina while my fans filled arenas
    Poor bruised abused Cruz, I stole his role in God's Not Dead 3-uh
    Bernie, baby, take notes from a true inside outsider
    You're a dumbfounded dumb founder of a movement that floundered
    Your camp can riot at my rallies but don't show up to fight
    Things get messy when teens start exercising their rights
    BERNIE
    So you're worth millions, well I'm a meme, that's my net worth
    I'm set, working the net, go on and keep your networks
    I'm gonna polarize ya, pulverize ya, separate the truth from lies
    Can't stop the young people, Bernie's gonna youthenize ya
    I'm new and old fashioned, hi, I'm Bernie Sanders
    I came from the streets of Brooklyn to be your chief commander
    I meander gerrymandering and slander from a witch
    Which, by the by, is why I pitched a campaign for the no-rich niche
    Funded by Americans, Bernie's super packless
    No corruption, no greed
    I'm like a shamwow, no mess
    Hit the campaign trail with black sails
    Eff the police I'm freeing the black males
    Stall white collar low ballers from tipping cash to tip the scales
    Gonna fill the jails with laymen, Hope their souls are worth the savings
    Misbehave in the Caymens,
    Trump, you're gonna go to hell for your havens, oh boy
    Hey Satan, is this seat taken? America's gotta white-collar cravin
    I'm the second most popular socialist Jew gettin praised in this nation
    If ya got a couple millions, you'll be revolushunned
    I got 99 problems, but my percent ain't 1

Komentáře • 30K

  • @SeasideSadie
    @SeasideSadie Před 7 lety +3890

    new aesthetic: Jon in pearl earrings

  • @thejss1101
    @thejss1101 Před 8 lety +5307

    only Jon Cozart can make a political video and not start a war in the comments

  • @mephostopheles3752
    @mephostopheles3752 Před 5 lety +11038

    It's been a few years but I don't see enough praise for Jon's lyricism. These are genuinely some hot bars.

  • @vicky248123
    @vicky248123 Před 4 lety +2818

    Petition that they make the actual presidential debate a rap battle

  • @buzzinga4
    @buzzinga4 Před 8 lety +1397

    The thing I most liked about this video is that John didn't use the typical superficial things commonly used when making comedy about these politicians ( Hillary and her eagerness to appear cool, Trump and his hair & Bernie and his age). He actually went a little deeper and managed to make a super funny video using more sensible arguments. Seriously, congratulations man!

    • @kailykuriger5264
      @kailykuriger5264 Před 8 lety +22

      99.9% agree the other 0.1%.......Jon*

    • @theresaersbo7959
      @theresaersbo7959 Před 8 lety +1

      +Kaily Kuriger not the only one who noticed lol

    • @yookazi
      @yookazi Před 8 lety +24

      I like how he didnt really seem biased, and made positive and negative comments about each candidate. Alot better than expected.

    • @piercedsiren
      @piercedsiren Před 8 lety

      Yes, that's Jon vids :)

    • @Martin-vh3ei
      @Martin-vh3ei Před 8 lety +2

      +Mormaxim TheKingslayer
      Is that meant sarcastic?

  • @tessaschelde9650
    @tessaschelde9650 Před 6 lety +5577

    The real question is why Jon has not 1 but 2 pantsuit tops

    • @ny00m70
      @ny00m70 Před 5 lety +884

      bold of you to assume he only has 2

    • @itbeem5328
      @itbeem5328 Před 5 lety +509

      And we aren't even going to mention the pearls

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak Před 5 lety +83

      @@itbeem5328 Maybe his mother's or bought especially for this video.

    • @yuhletsgetit
      @yuhletsgetit Před 5 lety +49

      Tessa Schelde and the red one always has a photoshopped cleavage but the grey one doesn’t....

    • @poppyavalynch9522
      @poppyavalynch9522 Před 5 lety +60

      It's called fashion sweetie

  • @Peter-Luior
    @Peter-Luior Před 4 lety +3186

    This guy doesn’t age, he just disappears for years and comes back
    Edit: Thank you for all the likes I appreciate it a lot 🙏

    • @heyyitstiff
      @heyyitstiff Před 3 lety +14

      Ikr

    • @brooksbrocc
      @brooksbrocc Před 3 lety +22

      You are a psychic. Hes back again 😂

    • @Peter-Luior
      @Peter-Luior Před 3 lety +6

      Brooklynn B 🤫 😆

    • @menacrise
      @menacrise Před 3 lety +9

      you predicted his return

    • @r.a.7195
      @r.a.7195 Před 3 lety +9

      You’re right, he just posted a new Politiclash

  • @myleesimm
    @myleesimm Před 4 lety +1053

    “while my fans filled arenas”
    that did not age very well huh

  • @idkman5500
    @idkman5500 Před 8 lety +5295

    I might not be American, but damn

    • @xlouisex3688
      @xlouisex3688 Před 8 lety +11

      oml namjoon💕💕 (sorry I had to 😂)

    • @idkman5500
      @idkman5500 Před 8 lety +1

      xlouisex ayy lmao

    • @xlouisex3688
      @xlouisex3688 Před 8 lety

      Ironic Weeb I legit get attacked usually for saying anything about bts 😂😂

    • @idkman5500
      @idkman5500 Před 8 lety +4

      xlouisex dw I'm complete trash :,)

    • @kyrabowman1413
      @kyrabowman1413 Před 8 lety

      I see your photo over there 😏😂

  • @aiyanawalker7974
    @aiyanawalker7974 Před 6 lety +4704

    I will expect one of these every voting period. lol

  • @reginamaes8501
    @reginamaes8501 Před 4 lety +754

    why do i still have this entire thing memorized it’s been 4 years

  • @hendricanderson3798
    @hendricanderson3798 Před 4 lety +3219

    “Hey Satan is this seat taken? America’s got a white collar cravin” Bernie’s verse was the best and I don’t care what you say

    • @johnchase7163
      @johnchase7163 Před 4 lety +73

      Your camp can riot at my rallies but don't show up to fight. Oof if only more 18-22 year olds actually voted. Pretty good diss.

    • @adricar5219
      @adricar5219 Před 3 lety +6

      Yes, yes it was

    • @britney5256
      @britney5256 Před 3 lety +28

      @@johnchase7163 ughh so frustrating!! i was 16 and many of my friends were below the voting age who supported bernie. the world wasn’t ready for bernie, also the democratic primaries were rigged for hilliar lol.

    • @thegamerkidplayz3955
      @thegamerkidplayz3955 Před 3 lety +3

      DUDE I AGREE HE WAS SPITTING

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 Před 3 lety +2

      @@britney5256 no they weren't rigged for Hillary, who was much better than bernie

  • @fatimaalarco2303
    @fatimaalarco2303 Před 8 lety +1721

    I have to say he looks hot like Bernie Sanders lmao

    • @wolfsharkstorys7139
      @wolfsharkstorys7139 Před 8 lety +12

      yeah

    • @VioletK444
      @VioletK444 Před 8 lety +10

      He looks hot all the time... (except being trump and clinton)

    • @fatimaalarco2303
      @fatimaalarco2303 Před 8 lety +5

      3:28

    • @priosid
      @priosid Před 7 lety +15

      oh thank god i'm not the only one who thinks this

    • @SpaceBeanLy
      @SpaceBeanLy Před 7 lety +15

      Oh my goodness I was looking for so long to find someone who agreed with me on that xD Attractive af, Jon xD

  • @Lyw1234567890
    @Lyw1234567890 Před 8 lety +1345

    Alright, but Jon's facial expressions, voice, and hand gestures for each candidate was spot on

  • @GilDice
    @GilDice Před 4 lety +2960

    "The Jew has risen..."
    "I took millions and made billionaid."
    "I'm the queen of the cover ups."
    Best lines

    • @plls2880
      @plls2880 Před 4 lety +5

      Omg yas

    • @riverantares5888
      @riverantares5888 Před 4 lety +88

      like to add "things get messy when teens start exercising their rights" because it took me 2 years to get it lmao

    • @nameyes9932
      @nameyes9932 Před 4 lety +19

      i really like gaudies godliest godless line

    • @JefePlaysYT
      @JefePlaysYT Před 4 lety +30

      Im the gaudiest godliest godless minimal feminist

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen Před 3 lety +27

      And “if you got a couple millions you’ll be revolution’d, I got 99 problems but my percent an’t one.” It’s got so many layers

  • @ineslime3929
    @ineslime3929 Před 5 lety +6037

    oddly attracted to jon as both hillary and bernie what is happening

  • @MossyGrave
    @MossyGrave Před 6 lety +2753

    "Things get messy when teens start exercising their rights."
    *HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

    • @nappy7
      @nappy7 Před 5 lety +12

      InfamousGamer it does

    • @teddyhargrove7789
      @teddyhargrove7789 Před 4 lety +9

      If all teens were the kids at my school

    • @TheMurrmursonbottle
      @TheMurrmursonbottle Před 4 lety +45

      I’m 18 and still am very unsure of where I stand politically. That’s probably a good thing, I don’t need to join the cult mentality of some parties, but what I do know is that from 13-16 I was an ignorant dumbass and thank god I couldn’t vote in 2016

    • @sarcasmismymiddlename2802
      @sarcasmismymiddlename2802 Před 4 lety +78

      Teens: we just want a safe environment for people to live in and for people in high power to help us with global warming.
      Trump: *what did I tell ya! Next they’ll be asking for gun control!*

    • @ianparmley1566
      @ianparmley1566 Před 4 lety +11

      I love how the comments still don't get the self-sexy times joke

  • @TanyaSky
    @TanyaSky Před 8 lety +7421

    This is gonna go viral really quickly

  • @kaitlynbarry892
    @kaitlynbarry892 Před 5 lety +2226

    Who else is waiting for Politiclash 2020?

    • @quitethegenericeric3211
      @quitethegenericeric3211 Před 4 lety +24

      Kaitlyn Barry I turned on notifications for that reason...

    • @toffykoala32
      @toffykoala32 Před 4 lety +43

      Biden vs Bernie vs Trump

    • @iamojsimpson
      @iamojsimpson Před 4 lety +7

      Um.....I think we only have time a politiclash 2 2020 yeah.

    • @willowgravestock1884
      @willowgravestock1884 Před 4 lety +7

      It’s may 2020, this comment was made 10 months ago, you where watching this in June 2019 😂

    • @bi_anca7554
      @bi_anca7554 Před 4 lety +9

      Can’t wait to see that damn chetto get crushed

  • @loganharrison1498
    @loganharrison1498 Před 4 lety +549

    Everyone talking about how good his lyricism is here but I am more impressed with the almost perfect neutralism.

    • @annahuff1699
      @annahuff1699 Před 3 lety +50

      He was a Bernie supporter

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen Před 3 lety +65

      Well he *definitely* doesn’t like trump

    • @herreguda6199
      @herreguda6199 Před 3 lety +7

      I don't feel like he was very neutral about Clinton, but otherwise, yes

    • @julianad8339
      @julianad8339 Před 3 lety +32

      He LOVES Bernie, and dislikes Trump and Clinton. It's super obvious.

  • @lucas
    @lucas Před 8 lety +3665

    fucking slay

  • @hanakabashi5849
    @hanakabashi5849 Před 7 lety +970

    When it's so good that you get chills when he sings hallelujah

    • @PixelMstr
      @PixelMstr Před 6 lety

      To bad it was for the wrong canadate

  • @thebonelady34
    @thebonelady34 Před 4 lety +161

    i'm still upset most people don't talk about this man and his ability to make anything slap. he's one of the best lyricist I've seen on youtube and it surprises me EVERY DAMN TIME I come back to his videos

  • @lilpluto3860
    @lilpluto3860 Před 5 lety +136

    *Hilary’s guard: Women up! Suit up!*
    *me: damn that line was smooth*

  • @MrProvincial
    @MrProvincial Před 8 lety +1986

    Make America Paint Again

    • @mikaadror
      @mikaadror Před 8 lety +5

      yessss

    • @MrProvincial
      @MrProvincial Před 8 lety +21

      #FeelThePaint
      90% of all the likes go to the top 1% of youtubers. We are the only major country on Earth which does not provide subscription to great videos as a right.

    • @mikaelad4005
      @mikaelad4005 Před 8 lety

      +Mika D yo bro

    • @nanasisilala
      @nanasisilala Před 8 lety +9

      Paint for president 🎨🇺🇸

    • @felicityharkins1010
      @felicityharkins1010 Před 8 lety +1

      +lively living I second that

  • @neonmxx5671
    @neonmxx5671 Před 6 lety +1078

    Bernie:"I got 99 problems, But my present ain't one" *Dabs*
    That. Was. Fricken. Brilliant

  • @birubu
    @birubu Před 3 lety +2212

    Inaccurate. Trump wouldn’t let Clinton or Sanders talk

  • @commie5931
    @commie5931 Před 5 lety +456

    Everyone’s talking about how hot he made Bernie while I’m really confused about how attracted I am to his Hillary

  • @natsuki4021
    @natsuki4021 Před 6 lety +7829

    He made bernie really... attractive
    Im so uncomfortable

    • @nappy7
      @nappy7 Před 5 lety +23

      Natsuki EW DISGUSTING

    • @milIyrock
      @milIyrock Před 5 lety +479

      He makes anyone really attractive.

    • @cubsfan8293
      @cubsfan8293 Před 5 lety +308

      He made Bernie's looks match his ideas

    • @maxluvszombies
      @maxluvszombies Před 5 lety +18

      ik...... (。ŏ_ŏ)

    • @c_erra
      @c_erra Před 5 lety +62

      This thread was a mistake

  • @shilpann
    @shilpann Před 8 lety +3511

    "I got 99 problems but my percent ain't one" FLAAAAAAAAAAAAMES🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @mahog_mog
    @mahog_mog Před 4 lety +89

    “Things get messy when teens start exercising their right” THIS AGED TOO WELL

    • @Junebug0369
      @Junebug0369 Před 3 lety

      How so?

    • @mahog_mog
      @mahog_mog Před 3 lety +2

      @@Junebug0369 I was referring to the Black Lives Matter protests back in May-June

    • @horrorhistory7342
      @horrorhistory7342 Před 3 lety

      Also remember the March for our lives after parkland!!!

    • @shadowyzephyr
      @shadowyzephyr Před 2 lety +1

      @@mahog_mog What exactly got messy with them? Also, they weren't specifically teens

    • @mahog_mog
      @mahog_mog Před 2 lety

      @@shadowyzephyr you’re right about the last part, however; all the violence and m*rd3r from the police against BLM protesters? you could consider that messy, yeah?

  • @tommyk3464
    @tommyk3464 Před 5 lety +662

    He needs to do one for 2020 front runners. Please make this the order.
    First: Bernie Sanders
    Second: Donald Trump
    Third: Joe Biden
    Then a surprise entrance of Elizabeth Warren
    I was bored so decided to watch this again I saw my comment had 500 likes

    • @AtlasGamingYT12
      @AtlasGamingYT12 Před 4 lety +19

      Yang Gang

    • @noahgarcia3743
      @noahgarcia3743 Před 4 lety +10

      If only they were still in the primary

    • @katsisvi8097
      @katsisvi8097 Před 4 lety +3

      No, a surprise entrance of Tulsi Gabbard. She stayed in the longest (except Biden and Trump, of course)

    • @walterwalter5061
      @walterwalter5061 Před 4 lety +4

      Joshua Archbold just say you’re racist and go ❤️

    • @terribleopx5122
      @terribleopx5122 Před 4 lety +12

      This aged like milk

  • @karobobaro
    @karobobaro Před 8 lety +1314

    Feel the bern

  • @laftd
    @laftd Před 6 lety +831

    I didn't know Jon Cozart as sexy Bernie Sanders is what I needed in life but apparently it is

    • @Mebzy
      @Mebzy Před 6 lety +9

      Yeah! Isn't Bernie Sanders sexy enough as he is???

    • @tinybullfrog1955
      @tinybullfrog1955 Před 6 lety +2

      My thoughts exactly...

    • @evangelinet438
      @evangelinet438 Před 6 lety

      100%

    • @Andresfin
      @Andresfin Před 6 lety +4

      I just need him to run again in 2020 so we can get a real president in the office.

  • @jilliangrace2
    @jilliangrace2 Před 4 lety +56

    Back here because well, we’re almost here again.

  • @insadmnia
    @insadmnia Před 3 lety +19

    3:33 ‘I’m a meme, that’s my net worth’
    This statement still holdin strong in 2021-

  • @MelissaGarcia-ry8fr
    @MelissaGarcia-ry8fr Před 6 lety +359

    I love how he put foundation on to have that orange look.

  • @air8961
    @air8961 Před 8 lety +366

    holy shit I can't imagine how long it took to write the lyrics let alone memorize them

    • @sydneybanks7876
      @sydneybanks7876 Před 8 lety +11

      I memorized this song, actually I memorized almost all of his songs

    • @air8961
      @air8961 Před 8 lety

      ...are you a god

    • @znicoll_
      @znicoll_ Před 8 lety +1

      i memorised this and all my friends think I'm crazy...

    • @sydneybanks7876
      @sydneybanks7876 Před 8 lety +1

      Brayn Wu Maybe

    • @meeracle1283
      @meeracle1283 Před 8 lety

      I memorized this one after three replays

  • @bryanchu5379
    @bryanchu5379 Před 4 lety +765

    "mission simple: give permission to let america hate again" This is surprisingly a very good way to sum up Donald Trump's appeal

    • @billnye8760
      @billnye8760 Před 3 lety +9

      And he gives them a thing to hate. Has got batterys included.

    • @NowaboMusic
      @NowaboMusic Před rokem +3

      We hate when people violate our laws and we hate when lawmakers violate the constitution. That pretty much sums it up.

  • @graysonfrishman7294
    @graysonfrishman7294 Před 4 lety +456

    im coming back to this after a while, and the bernie section still gives me goosebumps, and i am still upset Bernie lost.

    • @namegirl12
      @namegirl12 Před 4 lety +13

      2020 babey

    • @maddie._.6430
      @maddie._.6430 Před 4 lety +2

      Chance Coleman TV yep 👍

    • @helloitsme8575
      @helloitsme8575 Před 3 lety

      @@namegirl12 LMFAOO

    • @Iniix_
      @Iniix_ Před rokem

      @@namegirl12 HERES HOW BERNIE CAN STILL WIN!

    • @patchworkgirl27
      @patchworkgirl27 Před rokem

      Meee too... I found my Bernie shirt, I volunteered for his run... heartbroken doesn't even describe how I felt when we lost...

  • @ZackArad
    @ZackArad Před 8 lety +5738

    this is the best 2016 election video i've seen

  • @resveries_
    @resveries_ Před 6 lety +388

    “You can sing ‘hallelujah’ but I’m too much to Handel”
    oh. my. god. that’s amazing

  • @Amy-vo6lq
    @Amy-vo6lq Před 3 lety +103

    Remember when the election didn’t feel like a millions of lives were at stake

    • @teaching5658
      @teaching5658 Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah, especially when the election so far is this close.

    • @krishivagarwal5189
      @krishivagarwal5189 Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah, that was never. Since the Dems founded the KKK or in the WWII or WWI or the civil war or the 13th amendment. It's never been non-violent. When are you talking about?

    • @shadowyzephyr
      @shadowyzephyr Před 2 lety

      @@krishivagarwal5189 Well, Dems used to be conservative, now they're more moderate.

  • @mirar119
    @mirar119 Před 3 lety +39

    my bisexuality jumped out when he was hillary and bernie

  • @jaredfromsubway4573
    @jaredfromsubway4573 Před 7 lety +351

    he looked damn good as hillary tho
    im uncomfortable

    • @tx2sirk466
      @tx2sirk466 Před 6 lety

      jared from subway +

    • @nikkisoos9907
      @nikkisoos9907 Před 6 lety +1

      *I'm not* huehue

    • @darkwadah
      @darkwadah Před 6 lety +4

      He looks like that one aunt who's though a divorce but still looks professional for the PTA meetings, and I mean that in the nicest way possible.

    • @ItsMzPhoenix
      @ItsMzPhoenix Před 6 lety

      Why so

  • @Carina5707
    @Carina5707 Před 8 lety +786

    Holy cow so much work went into this video. Thanks for your quality content. You do what you want when you want it, not producing random stuff just for weekly views, and I respect that.

  • @loafie8663
    @loafie8663 Před 4 lety +67

    is anyone gonna mention how good Jon looks as a woman

  • @zoeclarke4784
    @zoeclarke4784 Před 4 lety +15

    "You can sing hallelujah but i'm too much to Handel."
    I see what you did there... 🤭

  • @jordyncarter8923
    @jordyncarter8923 Před 7 lety +573

    Jon Cozart can rock pearls

    • @sierrabernsten973
      @sierrabernsten973 Před 6 lety +6

      Jordyn Nichole Carter and grey hair and orange makeup...Jon just hot af

    • @jadebrown1907
      @jadebrown1907 Před 6 lety +1

      He actually looks good in a pantsuit, too

    • @sxkyblue4313
      @sxkyblue4313 Před 6 lety

      Smartie Dork he just looks good in general

    • @jadebrown1907
      @jadebrown1907 Před 6 lety

      weebtron yeye true

  • @dharmamorgan2205
    @dharmamorgan2205 Před 8 lety +949

    "I got 99 problems but my % ain't 1" BROOOOO

    • @zephari
      @zephari Před 8 lety

      such a great line lol

    • @dharmamorgan2205
      @dharmamorgan2205 Před 8 lety +19

      the 1% refers to the wealthiest 1% in the country and is usually brought up in the context of income and wealth inequality. it was coined by the Occupy movement from the slogan "We are the 99%"

    • @dharmamorgan2205
      @dharmamorgan2205 Před 8 lety +1

      No problem :)

    • @TheThoughtAssassin
      @TheThoughtAssassin Před 8 lety +2

      Funny considering he just bought a third home for $600k. Deeeeefinitely not in the one percent

    • @zephari
      @zephari Před 8 lety +15

      +TheThoughtAssassin yes he did. he inherited a different home that wasnt suitable, sold it, and got a different home with the money from it. he doesnt just have that much laying around in general. 600k is higher than his net worth even.

  • @elokwencja3058
    @elokwencja3058 Před 4 lety +104

    I think it's already time for Biden vs Bernie vs Trump

    • @andrear4445
      @andrear4445 Před 4 lety +8

      looks like its too late for that

  • @iampigoinkoink2187
    @iampigoinkoink2187 Před 4 lety +32

    It’s been 4 years, and I still remember the lyrics

  • @raynamartinez9484
    @raynamartinez9484 Před 7 lety +2404

    Can Jon be president? 😂

  • @halfofacrackedbluesky7258
    @halfofacrackedbluesky7258 Před 6 lety +1916

    The lyrics are effing amazing oh my
    Jon have you ever thought about writing a musical? Because you should

  • @cheetahspots-er1gu
    @cheetahspots-er1gu Před 3 lety +33

    Whos here after Jon posted "politiclash, trump v biden"

  • @AndromedaHadoukenbreakherlegs

    I have to come back and watch this every few damn months. I can never get over how freaking clever it is. Jesus Christ.

  • @yabonbon5907
    @yabonbon5907 Před 7 lety +1968

    Bernie is too hot u made him WAY to hot

    • @kaizzen7942
      @kaizzen7942 Před 7 lety +52

      Ya Bon bon so true, I'm crying

    • @brattymaddi8524
      @brattymaddi8524 Před 7 lety +36

      Ya Bon bon I was looking through the comments to see if someone agreed with me😂😂😂

    • @lindsaymueller8099
      @lindsaymueller8099 Před 7 lety +6

      Too real

    • @greid2001
      @greid2001 Před 7 lety +7

      Bratty Maddi Glad i'm not alone in that😂

    • @taylorluvr
      @taylorluvr Před 7 lety +35

      Ya Bon bon he makes all of them look better than they do in real life, tbh

  • @caurie2905
    @caurie2905 Před 7 lety +1457

    R.I.P. Bernie's chance

  • @sairsvibe2475
    @sairsvibe2475 Před 4 lety +249

    Jon dresses like a woman is every bisexuals dream and you can’t change my mind

  • @thatsgaiman
    @thatsgaiman Před 3 lety +7

    the new trump hamilton video made me revisit this legendary video. 👌

    • @alia.1041
      @alia.1041 Před 3 lety

      me too, to celebrate him posting again i’m rewatching my favourites

  • @CubeCompilations
    @CubeCompilations Před 8 lety +766

    "The Jew has risen" the best line

  • @xo.ftpbxby
    @xo.ftpbxby Před 8 lety +1585

    They might show this on Teens React later

  • @CollinGerberding
    @CollinGerberding Před 4 lety +18

    RE: Your Trump voice
    I hated it. You nailed it.
    RE: HRC
    Great channel of that BVE
    RE: Bernie
    Surprisingly smooth, yet still on point.
    Great hook, top-notched lyricism. Found ya through the collab with Pomplamoose and increasingly happy I did.
    Subscribed.

  • @thatidentitythief8962
    @thatidentitythief8962 Před 4 lety +21

    3:07 "While my fans filled arenas"
    Wait for 2020 Donald when all of tiktok goes against you, just wait

    • @deebee2762
      @deebee2762 Před měsícem

      Not TikTok!!! 😬😱😱😱

  • @DanielCoz
    @DanielCoz Před 8 lety +5610

    Jon to join the cast of Hamilton? I think he should

    • @gingaindi
      @gingaindi Před 8 lety +164

      Jon would do so well as the King, small role but perfect for his humour. I'd love to see him do a cover of it

    • @ViVo-xr6ez
      @ViVo-xr6ez Před 8 lety +4

      YES PLEASE

    • @zerosnumber1
      @zerosnumber1 Před 8 lety +6

      omg thought the same thing as I was watching this.

    • @oliviagiebfried4598
      @oliviagiebfried4598 Před 8 lety +7

      Yes he should totally

    • @beanzy23456
      @beanzy23456 Před 8 lety +8

      Literally my first thought when I saw this video😂

  • @saud29
    @saud29 Před 7 lety +211

    I love that people are still watching this even though the election is over

  • @Echos.Art.Corner
    @Echos.Art.Corner Před 3 lety +20

    Ahhh 2016, simpler times. No Covid-19, I was still in the closet and in middle school. I remember having this on repeat for weeks even after the election results were in. Now it's the night before the 2020 election. I am hoping for the best.

    • @Andresfin
      @Andresfin Před 3 lety +2

      I was about a semester from graduation it really was a simpler time. 😌

  • @Des_Cutie3.14
    @Des_Cutie3.14 Před 4 lety +179

    Trump- things get messy when teenagers exersize thier rights..
    Me- well this hits different now
    (Bc the protests)

    • @mannydoor2276
      @mannydoor2276 Před 3 lety +5

      I always thought it had a um....different meaning lol

    • @criesinswedish6548
      @criesinswedish6548 Před 3 lety +4

      Ehhhh more like a double meaning, as are most of his lyrics.

    • @krishivagarwal5189
      @krishivagarwal5189 Před 3 lety

      *Riots.

    • @Auraa10
      @Auraa10 Před 2 lety +1

      @@mannydoor2276 with trump and uhm his involvement with epstein when he mentions teens it means a ton of things

  • @lucalemon7478
    @lucalemon7478 Před 7 lety +789

    everyone is saying he's hot as bernie but he's the hottest hilary Clinton

  • @byuuchan3228
    @byuuchan3228 Před 8 lety +950

    This is probably your best work yet: Lyrically amazing, smart, so much great references and beautiful schemes and tropes; The beat is on point; even the characterization of the characters match their rap style. SO GOOD!!!

    • @Paint
      @Paint  Před 8 lety +59

      Thank you so much :)

    • @purrrgat0ry
      @purrrgat0ry Před 8 lety +3

      +Paint Hi! 😊 I love the video so much, just wanted to say it was amazing and hi!

    • @omry1243
      @omry1243 Před 8 lety +1

      +Paint hey Jon, I love your work and I loved this, can we expect after ever after 3 in the far future? :)

    • @hamzasadiq7672
      @hamzasadiq7672 Před 8 lety +2

      this video cannot be described in words

    • @joeljohnsson903
      @joeljohnsson903 Před 8 lety +2

      Kinda like The Us election xD!

  • @tiagol-t951
    @tiagol-t951 Před 3 lety +5

    Everytime I come back to this I get something else.
    I finally got "I got 99 problems but my percent ain't *one* (1%)"

    • @Amayagma
      @Amayagma Před 3 lety +1

      Same I literally just got the "things get messy teens start exercising their rights"

  • @marcysnintendoswitch5174
    @marcysnintendoswitch5174 Před 3 lety +7

    I just realized the amount of thought and effort which was put into making these lyrics...hats of Jon!

  • @luanncappa4897
    @luanncappa4897 Před 7 lety +1725

    that is literally how trump talks hahha

  • @ashleymathew8259
    @ashleymathew8259 Před 8 lety +1125

    Can't we just point out how Paint actually turned his face orange for trump 😂😂😂😂

  • @leighellencarson
    @leighellencarson Před 4 lety +13

    "I've got 99 problems but my percent ain't 1." - This is such a solid campaign slogan.

  • @ahumanyoudontknow5777
    @ahumanyoudontknow5777 Před 4 lety +6

    the modern day cabinet battle!

  • @maskyybunn1254
    @maskyybunn1254 Před 6 lety +382

    Hes a better woman than me-

  • @marythomas29
    @marythomas29 Před 6 lety +2740

    Oh. My. Goodness.
    Did he put orange stuff on his face to be more like Donald Trump?
    *applauds Jon's dedication*

    • @poetry_by_nishtha
      @poetry_by_nishtha Před 5 lety +54

      Yeah... The "stuff" Is actually foundation. Jon is just amazing💕

    • @nappy7
      @nappy7 Před 5 lety +5

      No he only looks like him he didn’t act like him.

    • @lulu6458
      @lulu6458 Před 5 lety +38

      @@nappy7 all he needs to do is mock an autistic reporter and grope someone then boom, he's trump.

    • @user-mh9dx7nz2r
      @user-mh9dx7nz2r Před 5 lety +10

      I could tell he had an orange tint.

    • @silliussoddus1449
      @silliussoddus1449 Před 4 lety +3

      Nappy 7 That’s the joke.

  • @Akira33335
    @Akira33335 Před 3 lety +11

    4:24 The most popular is Jesus, right? These lyrics on another level!!!

  • @rubes3375
    @rubes3375 Před 3 lety +12

    "When life gave me billions, I made billionaide."
    Art. Pure art.

  • @gummibear6791
    @gummibear6791 Před 8 lety +4129

    I can't be the only one who wants Jon to collab with Superfruit or all of Pentatonix.

  • @zainasoliman8711
    @zainasoliman8711 Před 8 lety +2101

    And this is why I'm happy to be Canadian

  • @mothman4672
    @mothman4672 Před 3 lety +6

    we gotta go back

  • @leticiakay6422
    @leticiakay6422 Před 3 lety +20

    “things get messy when teens start exercising their rights”...well that aged well

  • @zacharyhagan818
    @zacharyhagan818 Před 7 lety +593

    wow...I was expecting you to crap on somebody...you crapped on all. good job. political comedy done correctly.

    • @thebreadtable4880
      @thebreadtable4880 Před 7 lety +27

      didnt crap on bernie

    • @femmeroo
      @femmeroo Před 7 lety +39

      Labour Pretty sure "I'm a meme, that's my net worth" counts as crapping on Bernie.

    • @MatthewGarcia-hp1ob
      @MatthewGarcia-hp1ob Před 6 lety +16

      False neutrality isn't correct. To pretend all issues are 50/50 is just idiot bullshit. Just like how they do on MSNBC.

    • @ciara7264
      @ciara7264 Před 6 lety

      Zachary Hagan i agree

    • @ciara7264
      @ciara7264 Před 6 lety

      Labour he called him cheif commander (a joke about him being a socialist)

  • @sarahshoemaker6150
    @sarahshoemaker6150 Před 8 lety +817

    "I got 99 problems but my percent ain't one" classic!

    • @xplodinginsect4014
      @xplodinginsect4014 Před 8 lety +6

      That was a great line to end on.

    • @stephanierodriguez5498
      @stephanierodriguez5498 Před 8 lety +1

      i dont get it

    • @sarahshoemaker6150
      @sarahshoemaker6150 Před 8 lety +14

      Stephanie Rodriguez One of Bernie Sanders's main talking points was that the majority of America's income is going to the top 1%, meaning massive inequality between top 1 and the other 99. So "I've got 99 problems, but my percent ain't *1*"

    • @jojosartstudio6352
      @jojosartstudio6352 Před 8 lety

      +Stephanie Rodriguez that means ur ain't a problem

    • @aldendomino3523
      @aldendomino3523 Před 8 lety +4

      Your spelling might be.

  • @vincemartin2854
    @vincemartin2854 Před 4 lety +5

    It’s due time for a new one

  • @doyalikejazz7253
    @doyalikejazz7253 Před 3 lety +6

    It’s crazy looking at this politiclash and the one from this year side by side
    Shit got even more intense real fast, we never saw it coming

  • @miwasakata691
    @miwasakata691 Před 8 lety +573

    All these impressions were on point!👏

    • @miwasakata691
      @miwasakata691 Před 8 lety +8

      Aka "White Boy Rapping 2"

    • @lisagriffin8221
      @lisagriffin8221 Před 8 lety +70

      no they were on *paint* (violently laughs at own joke)

    • @miwasakata691
      @miwasakata691 Před 8 lety +6

      +Andy Griffin The puns always hurt me.

    • @ForgeCD
      @ForgeCD Před 8 lety +1

      +Andy Griffin I HAVE A KINK FOR PUNS

    • @uzomyk
      @uzomyk Před 8 lety +1

      +matt dwyer I'm kink shaming

  • @TazBoy2K
    @TazBoy2K Před 8 lety +3328

    Funny but Trump doesn't know that many words.

    • @TazBoy2K
      @TazBoy2K Před 8 lety +56

      You're supposed to use great and smart alot, Paint.

    • @OcarinatOfSquids
      @OcarinatOfSquids Před 8 lety +16

      This is honestly my favorite comment

    • @lexileigh5517
      @lexileigh5517 Před 8 lety +2

      +WhitePianoLily To be honest me too xD

    • @captianzanzey
      @captianzanzey Před 8 lety +12

      All politicians and business men and women are told to talk to the general public like they are 5 years old. That's why so many young people are democrats.

    • @adele2952
      @adele2952 Před 8 lety +3

      I actually laughed out aloud at this.

  • @pancakelvr555
    @pancakelvr555 Před 3 lety +7

    Revisiting this and remembering what made it amazing enough for my high school history/social studies teacher to play it in class for everyone after I emailed it to him. Probably some of your best work, but I love all of your videos

  • @trinifernandez8870
    @trinifernandez8870 Před 3 lety +8

    This feels like a lifetime ago

  • @serabi_
    @serabi_ Před 8 lety +1318

    This is Hillary-ous, you can't Trump this. these line are Berning a hole in my mind.

    • @alethiahoff696
      @alethiahoff696 Před 8 lety +1

      Puns on fleek. (But damn you for being funnier than me.) ; p

    • @serabi_
      @serabi_ Před 8 lety +7

      +Alethia Hoff I'm just Hoff-ing a good time :P

    • @alethiahoff696
      @alethiahoff696 Před 8 lety +1

      Careful, I know I have a Trump card somewhere up my sleeve.

    • @serabi_
      @serabi_ Před 8 lety +9

      +Alethia Hoff You've Trumpt me, I'm gonna Bern at the stake for these puns

    • @luciaramos6392
      @luciaramos6392 Před 8 lety

      lmao XD

  • @ZD126
    @ZD126 Před 7 lety +359

    You are the Pentatonix in one person

    • @shiteyanyo1111
      @shiteyanyo1111 Před 6 lety +1

      Dwalisumuzi Zinhle Dewa Pentatonix uses sound effects and auto tune

    • @tdavi8
      @tdavi8 Před 6 lety +7

      Slightly Sleep Deprived obviously you've never seen them perform live.

    • @Chelsea-wc5pc
      @Chelsea-wc5pc Před 6 lety +2

      But a LOT funnier

    • @talidameraaby1803
      @talidameraaby1803 Před 6 lety

      Slightly Sleep Deprived you can't be just SLIGHTLY sleep deprived to say that dude, seems like you haven't slept in a long while

    • @Dstar_Destroyer
      @Dstar_Destroyer Před 6 lety +4

      You could say he is paintatonix

  • @brhlthvr
    @brhlthvr Před 5 lety +939

    Back when we thought Bernie or Hillary was going be elected.
    The good old days.

  • @heyitsella2944
    @heyitsella2944 Před 5 lety +138

    *Jon Cozart for President 2020*

  • @KSmith-kp5jz
    @KSmith-kp5jz Před 8 lety +468

    Really want all of the candidates to see this.

    • @ericchen6929
      @ericchen6929 Před 8 lety +1

      I third this notion

    • @thatoneannoyingsoprano8066
      @thatoneannoyingsoprano8066 Před 8 lety

      I want to show my brother's friend 3:22 because I believe that's a reference to the "17 year olds not allowed to vote for the primary in Ohio" campaign. My my brother's friend started it

    • @graybaumann3195
      @graybaumann3195 Před 8 lety +1

      I fourth this notion.

    • @KSmith-kp5jz
      @KSmith-kp5jz Před 8 lety

      +Rabia hello my son

    • @vilma20
      @vilma20 Před 8 lety

      ME TOO

  • @superchar151
    @superchar151 Před 8 lety +894

    I'm so glad I'm not American this year...

    • @TheMeriberi
      @TheMeriberi Před 8 lety

      ikr

    • @isaacs8783
      @isaacs8783 Před 8 lety +1

      Indeed, you could be living in Britain and deciding whether or not to vote for Brexit. I suppose Britain's problem is easier.

    • @ihategoogle2382
      @ihategoogle2382 Před 8 lety +9

      You kid yourself if you think you're not going to be affected by the result no matter where you live in the world.

    • @isaacs8783
      @isaacs8783 Před 8 lety

      +Ihategoogle+ No that's true sorry.

    • @superchar151
      @superchar151 Před 8 lety +7

      +Amber Shoffren I actually live in Australia. We are like isolated. Which I suppose is gold in this situation

  • @pebblebrainmac
    @pebblebrainmac Před 3 lety +7

    4 years later, still scared for my rights but atleast I have this amazing songs

  • @alle8047
    @alle8047 Před 3 lety +4

    omg rapping the hillary part on 1.5 speed is SO FUN