Mortal Kombat: Annihilation Pitch Meeting

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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Mortal Kombat: Annihilation!
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    The first few movies based on video games didn’t exactly give a great reputation to the genre. However the fourth video game movie to ever be made was Mortal Kombat, and it didn’t do too poorly at the box office-- meaning that the FIFTH video game movie ever made was a sequel! It… it wasn’t great.
    Mortal Kombat Annihilation raises a ton of questions. Like why did a bunch of the original actors quit? Why were the events of the first movie undone in just a few seconds? Why are is there an underground hamster ball network all of a sudden? Who hired these actors? Why do all the dead characters have identical brothers? What’s with that mud wrestling scene? Did a cameraman just attack Liu Kang?!
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Mortal Kombat: Annihilation! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @BlazerV61
    @BlazerV61 Před 3 lety +2505

    Camera men attacking lead characters is TIGHT

  • @ulisesjorge
    @ulisesjorge Před 3 lety +916

    "What's the story in this thing?"
    "Oh no no, none of that"
    "Oh, okay"

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 Před 3 lety +7

      What about the story to the previous one?
      Well, the first thing we do is take the final scene and change it. Then we kill a main character.

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom Před 3 lety +2

      Off to a great and accurate start, to be sure.

  • @TechDragon1
    @TechDragon1 Před 3 lety +1042

    *"Writing languagalistically"* is the most hilarious phrase I have ever heard. Where has that been all my life??

  • @fluidred
    @fluidred Před 3 lety +349

    It always feels wonderful when you find one pitch meeting you didn't watch.

    • @kingofwrestling9758
      @kingofwrestling9758 Před rokem +5

      Ikr. I keep finding them. I’ve watched a hundred or more already. Such good stuff.

  • @Thetazord
    @Thetazord Před 3 lety +512

    “I don’t know, but they give him a haircut about it” LOL 😂

  • @snake098765
    @snake098765 Před rokem +393

    This pitch meeting actually makes the movie sound better than it is.

    • @TROBassGuitar
      @TROBassGuitar Před rokem +4

      I thought it was pretty good overall

    • @TROBassGuitar
      @TROBassGuitar Před rokem +4

      Oh wait I thought this was the recent one lol

    • @seyioyetade
      @seyioyetade Před rokem +3

      @@TROBassGuitar It's true, the pitch meeting makes looks so much better, that am actually thinking of watching it again honestly lol 😂🤣

    • @archaicsoul4597
      @archaicsoul4597 Před rokem +2

      It makes it sound like an actual movie as opposed to a masochism marathon

    • @deandrenicholas2545
      @deandrenicholas2545 Před rokem +3

      ​@Keith D. That one wasn't really good either. None of the Mortal Kombat movies were actually good if we're honest with ourselves lol!

  • @aaronbouck7730
    @aaronbouck7730 Před 3 lety +368

    “Too bad you...will die.”
    Greatest line in cinema ever.

    • @odeleon24
      @odeleon24 Před rokem +6

      Everyone stood up and applauded!

    • @christianhardtofind6349
      @christianhardtofind6349 Před rokem +4

      I mean, Revenge Of The Sith has worse dialogue than that!

    • @deandrenicholas2545
      @deandrenicholas2545 Před rokem +2

      ​@@christianhardtofind6349 just barely tho...lol

    • @siegfriedc2332
      @siegfriedc2332 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@christianhardtofind6349Look up "Backstroke of the West". The subs it puts over Revenge of the Sith makes it so much funnier.

    • @katza831
      @katza831 Před 23 dny

      Kal el no

  • @Fuzzy_Barbarian
    @Fuzzy_Barbarian Před 3 lety +375

    "Believing in himself, huh? Sounds like it's gonna be hard."
    Mood.

  • @particularbored6072
    @particularbored6072 Před 3 lety +564

    "BARELY INCONVENIENCE HIM!"- Shao Kahn

  • @NYWallCrawler
    @NYWallCrawler Před 3 lety +2360

    "And then Liu Kang is gonna see a wolf and get attacked by the camera man."
    ✋😑👌

  • @lyse
    @lyse Před 3 lety +2364

    So... no one is going to conment about Ryan’s perfect acting “Too bad you... will die!”? I died at that line :))

  • @agentmiko6049
    @agentmiko6049 Před 3 lety +369

    "Oh okay, Lemme get off of that thing" is a seriously underrated line.

    • @safarnamaniac
      @safarnamaniac Před 2 lety +1

      It's such a perfect That's What She Said set up

    • @PeamThePanda
      @PeamThePanda Před 2 lety +1

      no it's not it's like the only one the comment section talks about next to "super easy, barely an inconvenience"

  • @kingwill2282
    @kingwill2282 Před 3 lety +290

    Whenever I get to the part in a movie when the title makes sense, I imagine producer guy saying "That's the name of the movie!"

    • @JanPopieluch
      @JanPopieluch Před 3 lety +4

      I had that with the first episode of Into the Night :D

    • @danielmcgraw2327
      @danielmcgraw2327 Před 3 lety +13

      I do this whenever I'm watching a sequel or something- "he's from the first movie!"

    • @jenniferconstantine9041
      @jenniferconstantine9041 Před 3 lety +10

      Ryan saying this is literally my favorite part now of every pitch meeting where he says it.

    • @JanPopieluch
      @JanPopieluch Před 3 lety +5

      @@jenniferconstantine9041 mine is "I don't know!". I even used it in a pubslished film review once :D

    • @jasonb219
      @jasonb219 Před 3 lety +3

      Wow wow wow wow imagination is tight

  • @ACoderPerson
    @ACoderPerson Před 3 lety +124

    Anyone else notice that Ryan is slowly adding more and more wows to ”wow wow wow, wow”?

    • @Wats06071
      @Wats06071 Před 3 lety +4

      I LOVE the wow wow wow .

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 Před 3 lety +5

      I worked, “Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience”, into a conversation yesterday! The people I was talking with did not get the reference.

    • @grumpy9721
      @grumpy9721 Před 3 lety +3

      @@alphagt62 wow
      Wow wow wow wow

    • @TechDragon1
      @TechDragon1 Před 3 lety +2

      Yeahyeahyeah!

  • @moonraven6145
    @moonraven6145 Před 3 lety +568

    "And then the Metal arm guy is gonna punch a centaur man"
    "Nice"
    "And he's gonna lose his metal arms"
    "Sounds like this might be a problem"
    "nah, he'll realise the power was within him all along and punch it with his normal arms"
    "Amazing, believe in yourself, great message for kids"

    • @smellycat6386
      @smellycat6386 Před 3 lety +26

      Those metal arms were just in the way

    • @alexkoder1982
      @alexkoder1982 Před 3 lety +19

      And he's going to be able to cause minor earthquakes with his metal arms.
      Hold on. Aren't we worried about kids trying to injure themselves so they can have metal arms to?

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed Před 3 lety +12

      Barely an inconvenience, then. 😄

    • @Dzurky
      @Dzurky Před 3 lety +6

      @@flankspeed yeah he missed the golden opportunity. kinda sad though but the rest is briliant

    • @beastmode2541
      @beastmode2541 Před 3 lety +2

      Ryan lost the opportunity

  • @cowboycurtis2229
    @cowboycurtis2229 Před 3 lety +134

    "Characters from a video game doing flippity-flips."
    This is a really good sentence, languagelistically speaking.

  • @DavidErickRamos
    @DavidErickRamos Před 3 lety +661

    Need help...cannot find the “button button”

  • @trybeingakr
    @trybeingakr Před 3 lety +3353

    Then Liu Kang did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day!

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico Před 3 lety +854

    This is the Pich Meeting where he says "wow wow wow" the most, I loved it x)

  • @laht93
    @laht93 Před 3 lety +187

    I lost it at "it's kinda gonna resemble a fight"!

    • @tokus420
      @tokus420 Před 3 lety +3

      yea, he nailed with that description lol!

    • @himdotcom
      @himdotcom Před 3 lety +1

      Your comment should get more love because Ryan nailed it with that one.

    • @NoteyouraveRage
      @NoteyouraveRage Před 3 lety

      Me too 😂

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +378

    "It's literally just a mud wrestling scene that's in there cuz I'm a little gross"
    Lmao, these pitch meetings are top tier.

  • @EdmundLoh
    @EdmundLoh Před 3 lety +1449

    This is the right movie for the hero to do a backflip, snap the bad guy’s neck and save the day. But what a missed opportunity.

    • @2percentright
      @2percentright Před 3 lety +21

      God damn it. Beat me to it

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt Před 3 lety +38

      I think Ryan George is saving that plot for a truly epic cinematic work of art.

    • @kenoliver2782
      @kenoliver2782 Před 3 lety +39

      You're going to have to get all the way off his back about that.

    • @rakdos36
      @rakdos36 Před 3 lety +11

      @@peterg76yt Or when it actually happens in the movie.

    • @charlierashi100
      @charlierashi100 Před 3 lety +10

      Ken Oliver, oh, lemme get off of that thing.

  • @mar10ssj1
    @mar10ssj1 Před 3 lety +50

    Can't believe that Cameraman did not become a lasting MK character.

  • @PetePuebla
    @PetePuebla Před 3 lety +1108

    "He died in the first one too. Is this also his brother?"
    "I don't care."
    "That's fair. Me either to be honest."
    😂 🤣 🤣

    • @buddyfett1341
      @buddyfett1341 Před 3 lety +23

      His I don't care's on Super Mario Bros movie pitch meeting kills me

    • @lannielson1506
      @lannielson1506 Před 3 lety +22

      I mean, to be fair, 8yo me didn't care either and just wanted blue/yellow ninja flippy kicks.

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 Před 3 lety +10

      At least Scorpion's made sense. Even in the first movie he had the skull under the mask, implying that he's some kind of undead being.
      Sub-Zero was just to show the unmasked version from MK3. I think they treated it like a different character for the movie because money.

    • @MrSideswipe13
      @MrSideswipe13 Před 3 lety +14

      @@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 There are 2 Sub-Zeros and they are in fact brothers. The first one, however, does die and becomes Noob-Saibot (The black shadow ninja). Thats when his brother takes the Title of Sub-Zero. The good Sub-Zero is the one with the scar. It would have been better if they actually Brough Noob-Saibot into this film.

    • @idleoz21
      @idleoz21 Před 3 lety +2

      @@MrSideswipe13 they KINDA did when Ermac splits itself, the copy is meant to be Noob... Sorta

  • @StefanGural
    @StefanGural Před 3 lety +146

    Please do a PITCH MEETING for HIGHLANDER!!! "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"
    "But I want sequels."
    "What?"
    "I don't like that. I want sequels."
    "No, sir. It's the movie's catchphrase."
    "Oh catchphrases are tight!"
    "Yes, they are. But the story also doesn't lend itself to sequels."
    "How are we gonna solve that problem?"
    "Is it difficult to make just one movie, sir?"
    "No its super easy. Barely an inconvenience."
    "Oh really?"
    "Yeah. And if I want sequels, I'll just hire another screenwriter."
    "What?"
    (music sting)
    (Screenrant article)

  • @Geohillierneo
    @Geohillierneo Před 3 lety +65

    "Is this also his brother?"
    "I dont care"
    😂

  • @cdorman11
    @cdorman11 Před 3 lety +390

    "His heart belongs to Kitana."
    "Oh, are they a couple?"
    "Yeah, and they have been for several hours."
    "Very romantic."
    Love at first sight. I love love stories.

    • @XX-sp3tt
      @XX-sp3tt Před 3 lety +6

      Pretty sure the tournament took place over days.

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 Před 3 lety +2

      They weren't dating for most of that time.

    • @strahinjagov
      @strahinjagov Před 2 lety +2

      Oh, rushed love stories are TIGHT!

    • @bern9642
      @bern9642 Před 2 lety

      @@XX-sp3tt but they spent very little time together. A few hours at most.

    • @arianewinter4266
      @arianewinter4266 Před rokem

      That's why I though I hated romance for most of my life

  • @daviddennis7063
    @daviddennis7063 Před rokem +11

    Hearing Ryan Say "To Bad Yoouu... WILL DIE" perfectly synced was aaesome

  • @kanyewest9591
    @kanyewest9591 Před 3 lety +333

    ScreenRant: "Ooh Ryan what will we do without you"
    Ryan: "I don't know"
    ScreenRant: "fair enough"

    • @WolverineIncognito
      @WolverineIncognito Před 3 lety +1

      Is Ryan quitting?

    • @Aeronor2001
      @Aeronor2001 Před 3 lety +15

      @N. Warner I'm gonna need you to get alllllllllll the way off of your soapbox.

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni Před 3 lety +2

      Us being the people at Screen Rant?

    • @peace8381
      @peace8381 Před 3 lety +3

      @@WolverineIncognito No he isn't.
      People just comment a lot that everybody is subscribed to ScreenRant just for Ryan George and his Pitch Meetngs.

    • @DSzaks
      @DSzaks Před 3 lety +1

      Wowwowwowwow.........
      .......... Wow.

  • @digital1401
    @digital1401 Před 3 lety +200

    Every pitch meeting he says
    “I don’t care” is hilarious.

    • @SiroBenju
      @SiroBenju Před 3 lety +2

      Same! All petitioning him to add that to his recurring lines--it explains so much so quickly 🤣

  • @matthewsager925
    @matthewsager925 Před 3 lety +66

    "All of the stock footage of the earth starts to look great again!"

  • @allanfrd
    @allanfrd Před 3 lety +40

    - "Starting the sequel by killing the best character from the previous movie is that going to be a problem?"
    - "That's probably fine."
    - "Amazing"

  • @codysnowden2188
    @codysnowden2188 Před 3 lety +356

    This movies whole creation... "Yeeaa It'll be fine!"

    • @boomerotic2498
      @boomerotic2498 Před 3 lety +25

      Ohhh, the critical drinker is tight!

    • @willh3972
      @willh3972 Před 3 lety +1

      That whole cast switch right at the start jesus

    • @willh3972
      @willh3972 Před 3 lety +5

      And Johnny Cage just kicked GORO'S ass so lets just kill him like hes chopped liver

    • @bboss7874
      @bboss7874 Před 3 lety

      Literally.. Or " when they see the rest it'll be okay" 🤔😒

    • @wes426
      @wes426 Před 3 lety

      being a critical drinker is super easy , barely an inconvenience

  • @bones22j
    @bones22j Před 3 lety +36

    “Oh okay let me get off of that thing.”
    Gets me every time🤣

  • @nickkurszewski9869
    @nickkurszewski9869 Před 3 lety +50

    I'd like to see the pitch meeting for Mars Attacks.

  • @ColdHawk
    @ColdHawk Před 3 lety +25

    “Great. So what’s the story in this thing?”
    “No-no-no, none of that.”
    You could cut and paste that into the pitch meeting for so many movies these days... sooo many... just sooooo many.

  • @smellycat6386
    @smellycat6386 Před 3 lety +195

    I knew this movie was going to be bad the first 5 minutes in when the characters were different and Johnny Cage got killed.

    • @digital1401
      @digital1401 Před 3 lety +16

      smelly cat I remember being so disappointed when I left the theater as a kid like wtf was that.

    • @wodencafe
      @wodencafe Před 3 lety +5

      @@digital1401 Same

    • @petermarshall2256
      @petermarshall2256 Před 3 lety +4

      Because the first was such a good film?

    • @Rudoku1
      @Rudoku1 Před 3 lety +7

      @@petermarshall2256 It hid its shittiness better. Even kid me hated Annihilation. I felt bad for being mad that I couldn't see it in theaters once I finally got to see it.

    • @smellycat6386
      @smellycat6386 Před 3 lety +3

      @@petermarshall2256 10 year old me thought it was good but annihilation was way worse.

  • @Morpheus0
    @Morpheus0 Před 3 lety +313

    Ryan George : "I don't, I don't care."
    Producer Guy who is definitely not Ryan George : "That's fair, me neither to be honest."
    The best

    • @Morpheus0
      @Morpheus0 Před 3 lety +8

      @drew pedersen If money's in, I'm in...😉

    • @phil2160
      @phil2160 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Morpheus0 If he's in I'm in

    • @dumbname939
      @dumbname939 Před 3 lety

      Phil 21 Well if he’s in, I’m in

  • @Daxyl
    @Daxyl Před 3 lety +209

    Do a pitch meeting of Final Fantasy: Spirits within.
    "You have a movie for me?"
    "Yessir I do! A Final Fantasy movie!"
    "Oh wow! Final Fantasy! Will it have magic?"
    "No!"
    "An evil empire nearly in complete control of the world that in its hubris tries to take control of an ancient evil that seeks to destroy the world?"
    "Nope!"
    "Chocobos?"
    "Nuh-uh!"
    "Moogles?"
    "Nah!"
    "Any of the easily recognizable FF monsters like tonberry or behemoth?"
    "None at all!"
    "Airships?"
    "Well, planes and spaceships... so no!"
    "Will it at LEAST be set in another world with no connection to our world whatsoever?"
    "Nope! Earth in the future!"
    "Then what makes it a Final Fantasy movie?"
    "The name!"
    "Oh yeah! Names are tight!"

    • @harperharper6343
      @harperharper6343 Před 3 lety +18

      That was a disappointing movie

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 Před 3 lety +3

      I think I saw it did it have a giant crystal that was important to the plot?

    • @Daxyl
      @Daxyl Před 3 lety +7

      @@GODOFAWSOMENESS1 I do not recall a crystal. There was the concept of the planet having a spirit called Gaia, which very VERY loosely correlates to the life stream in FF7, but that's about as close as it gets... Oh, and there was a scientist named Cid.

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 Před 3 lety

      Daxyl the movie I saw had a giant crystal in the earth. I think the hero became a part of it.

    • @moonwolfhowl
      @moonwolfhowl Před 3 lety

      That would be a FANTASTIC Pitch Meeting seconded

  • @airixxxx
    @airixxxx Před 3 lety +35

    Raiden against the Reptiles has to be one of the funniest scenes ever, besides the fact that no one is getting hit, you can see Raiden's stunt double face all the time, it's hilarious.

    • @KEN-1991
      @KEN-1991 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Question:
      Was Raiden and Reptile on that scene doing martial arts or ballet dances?

    • @aaronstevenson4136
      @aaronstevenson4136 Před 6 měsíci +1

      It's basically a ballet recital.

  • @sergiohalaby
    @sergiohalaby Před 3 lety +106

    I feel Ryan could have spent about 3 more minutes talking about the CGI, which would be longer than the total amount that the CGI team spent

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Doing cgi with a shoestring budget in the 90s probably wasnt that easy.

  • @user-cj9vi9or5o
    @user-cj9vi9or5o Před 3 lety +439

    This movie could be summarized almost immediately, actually.
    ”Whoops!”
    ”Whoopsie!”

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 Před 3 lety +15

      Toasty!

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 Před 3 lety +3

      I don't feel like staying safe... I'm going to produce a video game movie!

    • @islandeveillard1510
      @islandeveillard1510 Před 3 lety +3

      "And then Liu Kang is gonna see a wolf and get attacked by the camera man."
      ✋😑👌

  • @personM4N
    @personM4N Před 3 lety +420

    "He passed that test earlier, right"
    "The one where he held himself back from sleeping with a woman he had literally just met"
    I mean that's not always super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @nooctip
      @nooctip Před 3 lety +54

      But t can be tight.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Před 3 lety +18

      I would have failed that test.

    • @buddyfett1341
      @buddyfett1341 Před 3 lety +17

      I've failed that test a few times.

    • @DexDexter0
      @DexDexter0 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Jebu911
      Easy test to pass.
      Skarlet

  • @waterywingz
    @waterywingz Před 3 lety +14

    Props to Ryan for having watched the whole movie and made sense of it to tell us about it again 💡

  • @GorramT
    @GorramT Před 3 lety +38

    I remember my friends and I watching thinking, “nah, Johnny Cage ain’t dead. He’ll come back any second now....”

  • @mikaelafox6106
    @mikaelafox6106 Před 3 lety +200

    Classes in Writing Languagistically will be held every other Wednesday on Zoom.
    You know, if he feels like it. 🤣😂

  • @annonymouslibertairian9120
    @annonymouslibertairian9120 Před 3 lety +16

    "I hope the actress really nails that line." I literally spit coffee all over my screen.

  • @arlopear7136
    @arlopear7136 Před 3 lety +38

    This pitch meeting was 60,000 times better than the actual movie

  • @noobmasterruben5167
    @noobmasterruben5167 Před 3 lety +125

    “And then Liu Kang is gonna see a wolf and get attacked by the cameraman.” Im ded

  • @Paganbeliever
    @Paganbeliever Před 3 lety +107

    "so you have a movie for me?"
    "No Sir I don't"
    "You don't?"
    "No... No... It's more like a cashgrabby thing"

  • @nurse425
    @nurse425 Před 3 lety +88

    I love how, between MK1 and Annihilation , the costumes went from looking pretty damn believable to Power Ranger levels of unbelievability!

    • @wittyjoker4631
      @wittyjoker4631 Před 2 lety +7

      Right like why not just reuse the costumes from mk1.

    • @kevboard
      @kevboard Před rokem +4

      @@wittyjoker4631 because they now need to look like the MK3 versions, so it go the old MK2 inspired ones

  • @randominternetweirdo5479
    @randominternetweirdo5479 Před 3 lety +17

    "And then Liu Kand is gonna see a wolf and is gonna be attacked by the camera man"
    "What?"
    I rolled laughing

  • @Ciborium
    @Ciborium Před 3 lety +156

    Ryan or Critical Drinker: "Naw, it'll be fine."

  • @Cinsavant
    @Cinsavant Před 3 lety +51

    I absolutely need a t-shirt that says "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that". Make it happen, please

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 Před 3 lety +3

      Seconded.

    • @ivanrios5466
      @ivanrios5466 Před 3 lety

      Yes please!

    • @kevinkassoka8628
      @kevinkassoka8628 Před 3 lety

      Yes

    • @g.w.7893
      @g.w.7893 Před 3 lety +3

      I'm pretty sure you yourself can make that happen.

    • @Cinsavant
      @Cinsavant Před 3 lety +3

      @@g.w.7893 I don't want to make it happen...I want him to benefit off of his own work by providing a t shirt for me to buy

  • @jedc6507
    @jedc6507 Před 3 lety +13

    "how does that happen"
    "well idk, I wrote that it happened so it seems like it's gonna happen"
    best movie logic ever lol

  • @kidcrusher666
    @kidcrusher666 Před 3 lety +5

    these pitch meetings are literally the sunshine to my day, OHRLY?

  • @Vyufta1
    @Vyufta1 Před 3 lety +96

    "Face Off" pitch meeting!
    "Well now that the movie is over, I bet its gonna be real tough for him to get his face back since the special dr that did it is dead now?"
    "Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
    "Oh, really?!"
    "Yeah. He just gets it fixed, it's all good."
    "They didn't have to search at all for a capable doctor willing to perform a face transplant?"
    "That's what we're going with."
    "Well okay then!"

    • @charleslee8313
      @charleslee8313 Před 3 lety +4

      Bravo! That was a good one.
      I had a similar one for "The Wizard Of Oz".

    • @Vyufta1
      @Vyufta1 Před 3 lety +5

      @@charleslee8313 A pitch meeting for Wizard of Oz would be a trip! I hope we see it someday.

    • @vladimirefest4980
      @vladimirefest4980 Před 3 lety +3

      This sounds exactly like something from a pitch meeting

    • @charleslee8313
      @charleslee8313 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Vyufta1 This was the "super easy" joke I had for it:
      "Well, with Dorothy's chances of getting back home literally flying away, it must be rather difficult for her to return to Kansas."
      "Actually, it's super easy; barely an inconvenience."
      "Oh, really?!"
      "Yeah, Glenda told her to click her heels together three times, and think 'There's no place like home,' then she's back."
      "Wait... so this good witch could have told her this information ages ago? She should be the bad witch."

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin Před 3 lety +3

      That movie makes face transplants seem super easy, barely an inconvenience. By the end of the movie they've swapped faces more than once, and they never even have any bruising, swelling, stitches, or scars. Not even a recovery period.

  • @kuziokundera
    @kuziokundera Před 3 lety +39

    Please Do “Flash Gordon” 1980, or “Masters of the Universe”

  • @PrimeSuperboy
    @PrimeSuperboy Před 3 lety +46

    "Raiden comes back to life"
    "How does that happen?"
    "Well I wrote that it happens, so it seems like it's gonna happen"
    LMAO where does this guy come up with this genius dialogue!

  • @shawnberry760
    @shawnberry760 Před 7 měsíci +4

    My favorite part of the movie is when they reuse a piece of footage. I believe it was when shao khan hit rain with a hammer and he fell into a pit of flames and then somebody else goes in there and it’s the same footage of rain falling into the fire.

    • @KEN-1991
      @KEN-1991 Před 7 měsíci +1

      My favorite was Raiden and Reptile fighting each other with ballerina twirl kicks.

  • @cyrisssmith8830
    @cyrisssmith8830 Před 3 lety +31

    "So what's the story?"
    "Oh no none of that" 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @MrHardfoot
    @MrHardfoot Před 3 lety +79

    Damnit, I put a lot of effort and alcohol into forgetting this movie existed.

    • @18deadmonkeys
      @18deadmonkeys Před 3 lety +6

      Same. It's almost as bad as losing the game.

    • @patblabla8306
      @patblabla8306 Před 3 lety +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @samuelasein6810
      @samuelasein6810 Před 3 lety +2

      Lmao!!! Ryan just basically gave an explanation of why the movie did not make any sense to high school me. Lol!

  • @swintjoker
    @swintjoker Před 3 lety +20

    I've watched all the pitch meetings. This one had me laughing my ass off more than any other. Your writing ,the acting with the "I don't care attitude" added with the clips of this awful movie were pure gold. Thank you, I haven't laughed like that in awhile.

    • @blinkmusic88
      @blinkmusic88 Před 3 lety

      Isn't there a pitch meeting for the 1995 mk movie? I can't seem to find it, but I swear I remember it

    • @littlesaresare
      @littlesaresare Před 4 měsíci

      The Super Marios pitch meeting is great for the "I just don't care" attitude.

  • @hiddenshadow2105
    @hiddenshadow2105 Před 3 lety +12

    Writer-Guy: "I freaking love hamsters!"
    Somehow, I am not surprised.

  • @mercylimpokhuwe
    @mercylimpokhuwe Před 3 lety +58

    PG: so what's the story?
    WG: oh none of that.
    PG: wow wow wow wow, movies without stories are tight.

  • @ryanm.6005
    @ryanm.6005 Před 3 lety +284

    Even at 14 years old, I knew Sindel's acting was at porn movie levels.

    • @tyrionlannister4920
      @tyrionlannister4920 Před 3 lety +83

      that acting and CGI is taring me apart Lisa!!!!

    • @joenesvick7043
      @joenesvick7043 Před 3 lety +32

      I've seen porn with good acting lol 🤣

    • @x5992
      @x5992 Před 3 lety +31

      Musetta Vander. In the late 90s, she was a go-to hot girl on a budget. To be fair, she was pretty hot.

    • @sterling7
      @sterling7 Před 3 lety +22

      ...I'm not going to ask how much porn acting you had seen at 14 to warrant that comparison.

    • @That_Guy-
      @That_Guy- Před 3 lety +23

      @@tyrionlannister4920 oh hi khan

  • @dinocha0s
    @dinocha0s Před 3 lety +11

    1:07 this part killed me....Ryan pls dont change ever xdddd

  • @hexacodah
    @hexacodah Před 3 lety +32

    "Too bad YOU, will die"
    The most cringe line ever

  • @SevenPhotonsFilms
    @SevenPhotonsFilms Před 3 lety +26

    "....and then all the stock footage of the earth starts to look great again...." this kind of summarizes the quality of the movie.

  • @BFizzi719
    @BFizzi719 Před 3 lety +35

    Director: "Are you sure you can handle the dragon special effects?"
    Effects guy: "Oh yea. It'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience."

  • @ioncamin5
    @ioncamin5 Před 3 lety +2

    You have GOT to do a Pitch Meeting for the new Mortal Kombat...its like a movie made for this specifically

  • @DRayL_
    @DRayL_ Před 8 měsíci +2

    "Ye...you know, out of all the movies that came out in 1995, everybody agrees that that was one of them!" One of the best Pitch Meeting lines.
    😁

    • @DRayL_
      @DRayL_ Před 8 měsíci +2

      "....and get attacked by the camera man...."
      Another great Pitch Meeting moment!

  • @darkcornholio
    @darkcornholio Před 3 lety +304

    Skipping return of the king is super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @coreyw5981
      @coreyw5981 Před 3 lety +6

      Ugh yes i must have. And all the horrible hobbit movies

    • @the_SolLoser
      @the_SolLoser Před 3 lety +11

      Subverting expectations is TIGHT!

    • @bitfusionsouthafrica
      @bitfusionsouthafrica Před 3 lety +2

      I bet that will be released next week

    • @realBlueMoonMusic
      @realBlueMoonMusic Před 3 lety +7

      @@coreyw5981 They really weren't "horrible". Just not nearly as good as the Lord of the Rings.

    • @themanyouwanttobe
      @themanyouwanttobe Před 3 lety +13

      I'd like you to get off Ryan's back about that.

  • @pcssfc
    @pcssfc Před 3 lety +31

    “So what’s the story”
    “Ah no non of that”

  • @joesomebody3365
    @joesomebody3365 Před 3 lety +1

    These are always fantastic, I could watch one of these for every popular movie. Keep up the great work.

  • @Daredevilsprmcy
    @Daredevilsprmcy Před 3 lety

    I loved it. This movie was actually requested by me, and I am the guy that also loves the “get all the way off my back” line that is used in the Pitch Meetings. Thank you so much.

  • @overkillz2721
    @overkillz2721 Před 3 lety +31

    Mortal Kombat Pitch Meeting??? This is gonna be TIGHT!

  • @anhad004
    @anhad004 Před 3 lety +64

    I was literally not interested in this movie but I freakin' wanted a Pitch Meeting of it.

    • @RobotHau5
      @RobotHau5 Před 3 lety +8

      It was an abomination nearly on par with Dragonball Evolution.

    • @anhad004
      @anhad004 Před 3 lety +1

      @@RobotHau5 That's true.

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 Před 3 lety +1

      Same 😂😂

  • @mike91mdk45
    @mike91mdk45 Před 3 lety +2

    Lynden : ''Ehh...no sequel for me.''
    Bridget : ''Nope! Just remembered i've got that..other thing going right now.''
    Christopher : ''No thank you.''
    Robin : ''.... *sigh* .... ok. Sure.''

  • @creepydwarf8714
    @creepydwarf8714 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I like how they basically took the cliff notes of the cliff notes of the cliff notes of MK3 and then wrote that movie while drunk and high at the same time

  • @Andyamalik
    @Andyamalik Před 3 lety +11

    OMFG RYAN YOU TOOK MY SUGGESTION TO DO THIS MOVIE
    YOU ROCKKKKKK!!!

  • @itsakingproduction727
    @itsakingproduction727 Před 3 lety +15

    I died at "writing langualigistically"!! How the hell do you come up with these stuff for the videos?? Freaking genius! 😩😂😂😂

  • @g.w.7893
    @g.w.7893 Před 3 lety +55

    " It's probably fine..." - Modern Hollywood in a nutshell.

  • @Nanobot1989
    @Nanobot1989 Před 8 měsíci +1

    That was the saddest
    “He’s from the last movie”
    Ever

  • @shadowdragonlord2295
    @shadowdragonlord2295 Před 3 lety +72

    Power Rangers movie
    Charlie's Angels 2019
    Chappie
    Short Circuit

    • @gwyld
      @gwyld Před 3 lety +6

      Actually, Charlie's Angels,no matter what year.

    • @purpleganja2
      @purpleganja2 Před 3 lety +5

      +1 for short circuit!

    • @JamestheXennial
      @JamestheXennial Před 3 lety +2

      God, yes. Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie, ESPECIALLY.

    • @Dori-Ma
      @Dori-Ma Před 3 lety +3

      I'll throw _The Adventures of Pluto Nash_ in there too.

    • @joshuatoms7664
      @joshuatoms7664 Před 3 lety +2

      Short Circuit is OFF LIMITS. I like my childhood...

  • @timestamp2525
    @timestamp2525 Před 3 lety +62

    "He also died in the first movie. Is this also his brother?"
    "I do - I don't care" 😂

  • @yangonnerd6669
    @yangonnerd6669 Před 3 lety +1

    Pressing LIKE the moment i hear "so you have a movie for me" LOVE IT!

  • @Spacecrust
    @Spacecrust Před 3 lety +11

    Nightwolf was actually done really well, the transformation looks cool

  • @jamesanthony8438
    @jamesanthony8438 Před 3 lety +114

    Writer Guy: "I really like hamsters!"
    Pretty sure most of the production's crew really liked gerbils, too. =/

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 Před 3 lety +1

      @Charlie Vetsworth google "richard gere gerbil" =)

    • @Cristopher_C
      @Cristopher_C Před 3 lety +4

      @@jamesanthony8438 I hate you now

    • @justsomemegwithalongnose7116
      @justsomemegwithalongnose7116 Před 3 lety

      arinze

    • @18bluecat
      @18bluecat Před 3 lety

      @@jamesanthony8438 it's proven false by snopes.

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 Před 3 lety

      @@18bluecat And some trailer-trash couple in a mobile home with access to Google are leading world experts in fact-finding... how again? How often are 'snopes' ever actually right about anything? They've got the same success ratio with facts as the main stream media... and that ain't much. =)

  • @joenesvick7043
    @joenesvick7043 Před 3 lety +106

    Christopher Lambert wouldn't return, and he did those Highlander sequels. Hey I never saw Speed 2, but Keanu Reeves didn't return and he did those Matrix sequels

    • @comicbookfanboy2183
      @comicbookfanboy2183 Před 3 lety +10

      He and Sean Connery were contractually obligated to do Highlander 2. Which they both disowned before the film was even released. They knew how bad it was.

    • @dreamlandnightmare
      @dreamlandnightmare Před 3 lety +6

      @@comicbookfanboy2183 As bad as it was, it still wasn't as bad as the following sequels.
      At least the TV series was good.

    • @Axterix13
      @Axterix13 Před 3 lety +11

      @@dreamlandnightmare I'd say the third movie is better than the second, not that that's a high bar to get over. The plot was pretty much just a rehash of the first one, after all. But you know, when your first movie's premise is "There can be only one" and at the end there is only one, maybe, just maybe, movie-wise, there should only be one ;)

    • @Jaqen-HGhar
      @Jaqen-HGhar Před 3 lety +4

      @@dreamlandnightmare The Matrix sequels were infinitely better than the Highlander sequels. The only redeeming factor of the Highlander sequels are the individual actors in them such as Chistopher Lambert, Michael Ironside, Mario Van Peebles, Virginia Madsen, and Mako.

    • @sylverscale
      @sylverscale Před 3 lety +7

      What are these Highlander sequels you are all talking about? There's only one. There can be only one!

  • @mitlandir5761
    @mitlandir5761 Před 3 lety

    I love the way Ryan writes words languagilistically!

  • @justaguywholikeshentai9019

    And now we got a new Mortal Kombat movie that may do them justice!

  • @scottgun
    @scottgun Před 3 lety +14

    One of my favorite things: Watching Pitch meetings and studiously avoiding any other Screen Rant videos.

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 Před 3 lety

      That sounds like its going to be super hard

    • @RockyHoward
      @RockyHoward Před 3 lety

      @@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience. They put all of the Pitch Meetings in a playlist and you can just follow the playlist without having to watch anything else from the channel.

  • @tunkycool
    @tunkycool Před 3 lety +11

    "Hairdressing Gods are tight!"
    I never thought I would ever hear a line like that in my life.

  • @EarlyBirm
    @EarlyBirm Před rokem

    I love that you covered this. Love love love that you covered this movie!!

  • @adamarket
    @adamarket Před 2 lety +1

    These are honestly so darn well written and entertaining. Glad I have like 90 still to go.

  • @seriesjunkie0074
    @seriesjunkie0074 Před 3 lety +44

    *Do already "Idiocracy"!* That movie, or rather the Documentary deserves a pitch meeting! That would be tight.

    • @Nzosaba_Matenge
      @Nzosaba_Matenge Před 3 lety +2

      That movie's concept frightens

    • @haris000000
      @haris000000 Před 3 lety +1

      Moves resembling reality are TIGHT !!!

    • @particularbored6072
      @particularbored6072 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes, he should "do already" the "moves" about the world getting dumber lol. Also, Random capitalization is tight! 🤭😁😉

  • @jotheunissen9274
    @jotheunissen9274 Před 3 lety +55

    This is one of the only movies where "Good guy did a backflip and snapped the bad guys neck" sounds very much possible

  • @G360LIVE
    @G360LIVE Před 3 lety +1

    @3:55
    Fun fact: The guy doing the fighting as Raiden is Ray Park, Darth Maul himself.

  • @YETTheShow
    @YETTheShow Před rokem +1

    This may be my favorite Pitch Meeting. It’s perfection.