Dragonball Evolution Pitch Meeting

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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Dragonball Evolution!
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    Dragon Ball is an incredibly popular anime, so it makes sense that Hollywood decided to take a crack at a live-action adaptation. Maybe it would have been helpful if the movie was actually BASED on Dragon Ball in ways other than just the character names.
    Dragonball Evolution raises a lot of questions. Like why did Goku fling a fly in his grandpa’s mouth. How did Piccolo escape? Why does Goku carry a Dragonball to a teenager party? Why does Piccolo go to Goku’s home if he can sense that the ball isn’t there? Why didn’t Goku just explain himself to Roshi instead of fighting him? Why did Roshi waste a bunch of time in the pit if he was perfectly capable of jumping out? How does digging through that pit lead them to the top of an open-sky volcano? How did anyone think this movie was a good idea?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Dragonball Evolution! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @anothergamer112
    @anothergamer112 Před 3 lety +6164

    "It used to be a _japanese_ mango."
    "V e r y e x o t i c"

  • @i_m_ash
    @i_m_ash Před 3 lety +1910

    Screenwriter: "Have you seen DragonBall? It's an anime."
    Producer: "No no I haven't actually."
    Screenwriter: "Me neither..."
    100% accurate

    • @TimmahST
      @TimmahST Před rokem +15

      This was the comment I was looking for

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 Před 10 měsíci +25

      "It used to be a mango"
      Yeah, that's definitely the level of knowledge of the relevant canon that was on display there. Another fine example of "Hey, there's this popular thing - let's take the name and slap it on an unrelated piece of Hollywood schlock with the very vaguest of thematic similarities. Maybe use the main protagonist's name, but even that is a very shaky "maybe" a lot of the time.

  • @phillyphilly__lii5653
    @phillyphilly__lii5653 Před 3 lety +645

    “Eat those strawberries chi chi. Eat them😁”
    Fackin hell lol

  • @LeshAran
    @LeshAran Před 3 lety +544

    I straight up LOST IT when he said "That's the name of the mango"

    • @Sherif-the-Watcher
      @Sherif-the-Watcher Před 2 měsíci +2

      Me too

    • @jeromevaleska2014
      @jeromevaleska2014 Před 4 dny +1

      I hope you found it!

    • @LeshAran
      @LeshAran Před 3 dny

      @@jeromevaleska2014 did you?

    • @jeromevaleska2014
      @jeromevaleska2014 Před 3 dny

      @@LeshAran Well, I didn’t lose anything. Tell me what you misplaced though and we’ll see if we can do anything to find it.

    • @LeshAran
      @LeshAran Před 3 dny

      @@jeromevaleska2014 sorry to read that and no thank you 🙂‍↔️

  • @vincevvn
    @vincevvn Před 3 lety +4582

    It physically hurts to even see clips of this movie. Even without sound

    • @realdeal8930
      @realdeal8930 Před 3 lety +54

      Same here man.

    • @lordblanck7923
      @lordblanck7923 Před 3 lety +43

      I feel your pain

    • @ZeroBeat1
      @ZeroBeat1 Před 3 lety +88

      The good news: Jamie Chung is an attractive lady.
      The bad news: Everything else.

    • @astaniel
      @astaniel Před 3 lety +19

      im glad im not the only one that felt this way...

    • @Tyrogandio
      @Tyrogandio Před 3 lety +62

      I never saw the movie and yet I still feel pain when exposed to short soundless clips of it

  • @zpinn8242
    @zpinn8242 Před 3 lety +790

    "So you have a movie idea for me?"
    "No sir I don't."

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 Před 3 lety +31

      just several minutes of them staring at eachother awkwardly

    • @CrossingTheStreetArt
      @CrossingTheStreetArt Před 3 lety +14

      First guy to ever pitch nothing at a pitch meeting

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 Před 3 lety +7

      "Would you like to come to my place?"

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 Před 3 lety +4

      pentelegomenon *blush* “Uh, yeah, maybe we could watch a movie?”

    • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
      @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 Před 3 lety +11

      “Oh you don’t?”
      “Yeah yeah yeah”
      “How come?”
      “I forgot to write one”
      “Oh, forgetting things is tight!”

  • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962

    0:49
    "So in terms of power levels..."
    Well played, Ryan.

  • @JackKirbyFan
    @JackKirbyFan Před 2 lety +205

    "And then some bullies, they try some vehicular manslaughter on him."
    I laughed my head off

    • @ambrar12
      @ambrar12 Před 6 dny

      when was that line? i don't remember hearing that

    • @JackKirbyFan
      @JackKirbyFan Před 6 dny

      @@ambrar12 Oh man. That was two years ago. Memory has long forgotten that - sorry (:

  • @heathenhammerfeld148
    @heathenhammerfeld148 Před 3 lety +3443

    I've recently added "wow wow wow" "Super easy, barely an inconvenience." "That's tight." To my vocabulary. My wife isn't amused.

  • @itriggerpeople4433
    @itriggerpeople4433 Před 3 lety +9142

    Ahh yes, the older brother of the cursed Avatar movie

    • @ErnestoRamirez-bd7ci
      @ErnestoRamirez-bd7ci Před 3 lety +65

      That new video of yours
      👀
      👃
      👄

    • @ghostlyarranger
      @ghostlyarranger Před 3 lety +73

      Whos the mother and the father 😲

    • @NoThoughtAllFeels
      @NoThoughtAllFeels Před 3 lety +12

      f in the chat

    • @tinamoul
      @tinamoul Před 3 lety +125

      The better looking, smarter, nicer older brother. I hate to say it, but as bad as this movie is, it's actually loads better than The Last Airbender movie.

    • @seemslegit2412
      @seemslegit2412 Před 3 lety +14

      Airbender was a good movie!

  • @javathehunt790
    @javathehunt790 Před 3 lety +177

    “Four Chi’s pizza”
    That is unbelievably brilliant!

  • @JohnstasBACK
    @JohnstasBACK Před 3 lety +117

    5:01 "he's just going to use the power of his forehead vein" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LMAOO

    • @johannahulten
      @johannahulten Před rokem

      Doflamingo has entered the chat.

    • @gtdc4685
      @gtdc4685 Před 19 dny

      @johannahulten I’m glad they didn’t make a live action One Piece movie like this

  • @NickPiers
    @NickPiers Před 3 lety +3041

    "And now there's gonna be two Chi-Chis."
    "Oh, it's like a 4-Chis pizza."
    This is a ridiculously underrated joke that deserves more attention.

    • @AnaPie896
      @AnaPie896 Před 3 lety +47

      Came to make this comment, but in my heart I knew it had already been said. 100% agree 😂

    • @leosnake4692
      @leosnake4692 Před 3 lety +9

      Uh- explain please

    • @screminmemes
      @screminmemes Před 3 lety +67

      @@leosnake4692 2x Chi Chis = 4 Chis = Four Cheese. Damn man, try to keep up, lol

    • @ExistentialIzzy
      @ExistentialIzzy Před 3 lety +21

      When he said "4-Chis pizza," I had to stifle a laugh because I was eating pizza while watching this. Sadly, not a cheese pizza, but still pizza nonetheless.

    • @OriginalPacoTaco
      @OriginalPacoTaco Před 3 lety +5

      I laughed so hard! 😂

  • @trixxy8002
    @trixxy8002 Před 3 lety +2055

    "Have you seen it?"
    "No I haven't"
    "Me neither but I did briefly look it online"
    Yep sounds like the exact amount of effort that was put into that movie.

    • @TW2Vlog
      @TW2Vlog Před 3 lety +29

      Almost step by step.

    • @GrimmBones
      @GrimmBones Před 3 lety +67

      The guy who made the movie did say himself that he never even watched Dragon Ball, so yeah.

    • @GamingMasterAnthony
      @GamingMasterAnthony Před 3 lety +29

      GrimmBones and he also said he knew enough about Dragonball to decline help from Akira Toriyama.
      Which to be fair probably wouldn’t have helped the movie all that much given Toriyama’s memory

    • @jodonthesith7172
      @jodonthesith7172 Před 3 lety +18

      More effort honestly.

    • @danieldiaz4002
      @danieldiaz4002 Před 3 lety +5

      Jodon The Sith I literally read this looking for your comment because yes the description is 1000% more effort than what was done

  • @lordmalice5711
    @lordmalice5711 Před 3 lety +412

    Ryan “we have a hundred more pitch episodes for you to watch”
    Me just binged watched every episode
    Me “no you don’t”

    • @tristan8940
      @tristan8940 Před 2 lety +21

      Oh, dang it!

    • @raizenmazoku1519
      @raizenmazoku1519 Před 2 lety +3

      I think it's funny he keeps asking what movie we like to see next. He should know by now the answer is all of them.

    • @vladraduandrei5227
      @vladraduandrei5227 Před 2 lety +1

      @@raizenmazoku1519 like in his walking dead pitch meeting where the writter wanted infinity seasons, we want infinite pitch meetings untill ryan is like 60

    • @Insane234
      @Insane234 Před 2 lety +1

      Was it difficult to binge all the episodes?

    • @lordmalice5711
      @lordmalice5711 Před 2 lety

      @@Insane234 not really, he does put compilations in for certain series so that makes it easy but just start with the first one and let it auto play, get popcorn and a drink tho lol

  • @thesage3125
    @thesage3125 Před 2 lety +370

    I really wish they said something about how Goku fantasizing over Chi-Chi is completely different from the anime where he neglects her for 90% of the show

    • @neerajcherukuri4052
      @neerajcherukuri4052 Před rokem +52

      *99% of the time

    • @gentblue
      @gentblue Před rokem +38

      @@neerajcherukuri4052 150% of the time. Remember, Dragon Balls and Chambers of Space and Time.

    • @SheetMan
      @SheetMan Před rokem +11

      @gentblue
      We're talking about Dragon Ball, not Z.
      0.025% of the story does have any interest in Chi Chi beyond, "LET'S FIGHT!"

    • @horsecurse
      @horsecurse Před rokem

      ​@@SheetMan wasn't it near 0%

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 Před rokem +2

      The filmmakers probably should have thought about her not being an object *before* they cast Jamie Chung.

  • @pepeshrinu
    @pepeshrinu Před 3 lety +4602

    The existance of this movie only makes me think about how some people get to play with and waste large amounts of money that I will probably never have in my entire life.

    • @dennisbeaman958
      @dennisbeaman958 Před 3 lety +145

      Thats how Disney s been as of late

    • @dxt2891
      @dxt2891 Před 3 lety +221

      This kind of movie only exist for money laundering or thats what i make myself believe

    • @johntumahab323
      @johntumahab323 Před 3 lety +97

      Pretty much. "Why can't I be a screenwriter? Someone paid for THIS to get made, didn't they?"

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Před 3 lety +76

      never getting to achieve your dreams is tight!

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom Před 3 lety +67

      When I get a billion dollars, the first thing I'm going to do is make an erotic furry fiction from deviantart into a movie and market it worldwide and see what the world does just because that would be hilarious.

  • @RandKin
    @RandKin Před 3 lety +1755

    Calling this movie trash would be an insult to trash everywhere.

    • @Outsider_98
      @Outsider_98 Před 3 lety +26

      Hard Truth

    • @roeimakikiderikadragontwin9898
      @roeimakikiderikadragontwin9898 Před 3 lety +10

      Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    • @TheGn0x
      @TheGn0x Před 3 lety +78

      At least trash is food for flies. This movie doesn’t even respect flies. It literally flicked a fly into an old dudes mouth.

    • @roeimakikiderikadragontwin9898
      @roeimakikiderikadragontwin9898 Před 3 lety +11

      (Stephen Ahaszuk) Good one. 😂👍

    • @justicewing
      @justicewing Před 3 lety +13

      @@roeimakikiderikadragontwin9898 indeed, trash was once useful, or made of sth useful.

  • @brucelucasjr5856
    @brucelucasjr5856 Před rokem +38

    "Oh hell yeah. Eat those strawberries Chi-chi. Eat em"
    That cracked me up more than I feel it should've

  • @soncam739
    @soncam739 Před rokem +31

    "THATS THE NAME OF THE MANGO!" gets me everytime

  • @ItsJoeHut
    @ItsJoeHut Před 3 lety +546

    0:41 "That's the name of the mango!"
    Ryan George while carrying this whole channel on his back.

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 Před 3 lety +45

      Screen Rant: Oh hey sorry, lemme get off of that thing

    • @cristhianramirez6939
      @cristhianramirez6939 Před 3 lety +12

      @@silverblue73 Screen Rant: haha i was joking, pitch meetings go brr brr

    • @scarybusey
      @scarybusey Před 3 lety +2

      @@silverblue73 I see what you did there 😄

    • @FussyPickles
      @FussyPickles Před 3 lety +3

      wowowowowow .. wow

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 Před 3 lety +1

      Cristhian Ramirez yeah I don’t get it why brr brr?

  • @Tossboi
    @Tossboi Před 3 lety +3655

    _I thought we all agreed that this movie doesn’t exist_

    • @saymyname2417
      @saymyname2417 Před 3 lety +49

      The pictures from this movie look... traumatising.

    • @XX-sp3tt
      @XX-sp3tt Před 3 lety +8

      You agreed.

    • @supermew4272
      @supermew4272 Před 3 lety +27

      i have one answer... and that is It doesn't, we burned the people who made it at the stake. For this horrendous film that was nothing like the anime/manga

    • @tmitsurugi7777
      @tmitsurugi7777 Před 3 lety +22

      Alongside Airbender yes

    • @triforceofcourage100
      @triforceofcourage100 Před 3 lety +42

      What movie

  • @chenology
    @chenology Před 3 lety +81

    Ryan spent way more consideration on this than the writers of the actual movie.

  • @GekkoTechGaming
    @GekkoTechGaming Před rokem +72

    "That's the name of the mango!" - Probably what the actual producer said when the actual pitch meeting happened in real life

  • @aesiddoway
    @aesiddoway Před 3 lety +1693

    “😮That’s the name of the mango!”

    • @CAUSEDEATH
      @CAUSEDEATH Před 3 lety +30

      "O, Eat those strawberries Chi Chi, eat em"

    • @laptuca2007
      @laptuca2007 Před 3 lety +6

      I nearly chocked laughing:))))

    • @navonmyhand7999
      @navonmyhand7999 Před 3 lety +10

      I never thought those string of words would make me laugh this hard hahahaha

    • @iambicpentakill971
      @iambicpentakill971 Před 3 lety +2

      Definitely my biggest laugh line.

    • @stylishgaming9527
      @stylishgaming9527 Před 3 lety +2

      It used to be a mango🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Crimsin19937
    @Crimsin19937 Před 3 lety +4846

    "America's biggest insult to Japanese culture since Hiroshima!"
    - honest trailers

    • @FizzleFX
      @FizzleFX Před 3 lety +133

      Since then, japan bought this wanna be *Godzilla* and Renamed him to *ZILLA* .. and KILLED him
      *GODZILLA FINAL WARS*
      No joke. That's pure hatred and I love it!

    • @Crimsin19937
      @Crimsin19937 Před 3 lety +75

      @@FizzleFX yeah, didn't Toho buy the rights to zilla just so they could have the real Godzilla kick his ass?

    • @dandraking2580
      @dandraking2580 Před 3 lety +22

      YES!!!
      Honest Trailers with TFS was the funniest yet!!!!

    • @kylewagner2004
      @kylewagner2004 Před 3 lety +17

      Hiroshima bomb attack wasn't disrespectful. Pearl Harbor happen first we just did that to even the score and eventually win. Now Japan isn't an evil country.

    • @NerdX151
      @NerdX151 Před 3 lety +84

      @@kylewagner2004 So when someone attacks a military base, you "even the score" by dropping two atomic bombs on thousands of unarmed civilians?. Didn't you already even the score when you destroyed their navy and dropped fire bombs on multiple Japanese cities, including Tokyo which was almost completely destroyed?

  • @gta4801
    @gta4801 Před 3 lety +144

    Man watching that was tougher then being in high school and everyone called me geeku and I was piccolo’s slave, I couldn’t get chi chi to like me and ......wow I must have hit my head harder then I thought.

  • @SeanUCF
    @SeanUCF Před 2 lety +47

    This is exactly the kind of movie Pitch Meetings were made for.

  • @tooboukou8ball702
    @tooboukou8ball702 Před 3 lety +2417

    The movie was actually a lot worse than portrayed here.

    • @IamAvidity
      @IamAvidity Před 3 lety +58

      I can believe that, this made it look amazing 😍

    • @gkimz1
      @gkimz1 Před 3 lety +102

      He went pretty easy on them honestly, probably not a DB fan but I forgive you Ryan!

    • @sho1oo
      @sho1oo Před 3 lety +9

      @@gkimz1 My thoughts exactly

    • @antifaweeb6707
      @antifaweeb6707 Před 3 lety +30

      Can we talk about how they called manga mango the entire time? Also, wait in the dragonball movie he goes to a modern school? I've seen like three episodes of dragonball and that doesnt seem right

    • @florianreinhardt4689
      @florianreinhardt4689 Před 3 lety +3

      @@antifaweeb6707 He doesn't no.

  • @heribertoarguera2106
    @heribertoarguera2106 Před 3 lety +655

    US Government: After Hiroshima and Nagasaki, no one can hurt Japan as much as we did.
    FOX STUDIOS:

    • @AnelorGalor
      @AnelorGalor Před 3 lety +18

      you forgot to finish off with: hold my beer!

    • @Gelondil
      @Gelondil Před 3 lety +4

      @@AnelorGalor Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @randyjax09
      @randyjax09 Před 3 lety +1

      Omg 🙊🤣

    • @flo4368
      @flo4368 Před 3 lety +21

      @@AnelorGalor Hold my mango

    • @tyfenrir
      @tyfenrir Před 3 lety +1

      Japan: Nope were still okay!
      Fox Studios: *Looks at Live Action Akira rights*

  • @ZimranB
    @ZimranB Před 2 měsíci +7

    R.I.P Toriyama. Hopefully wherever you are this movie does not exist. ❤ Thank you for my childhood memories.

  • @Ciborium
    @Ciborium Před 3 lety +587

    :And then another Chi-Chi shows up."
    "That's like a four Chi's pizza!"
    LOL!

  • @Reclusive247
    @Reclusive247 Před 3 lety +613

    "He will just kinda do the thing that has to be done. He just does it." Literally the amount of effort that went into this movies script.

    • @cjmarugg2340
      @cjmarugg2340 Před 3 lety +4

      That a complant

    • @KeeliaSilvis
      @KeeliaSilvis Před 3 lety +3

      I LOVE the metal slime in your profile pic. I've recently been playing DQM, such a fun series.

    • @Brindlebrother
      @Brindlebrother Před 3 lety +1

      @@KeeliaSilvis Dragon Quest Your Story was good movie

    • @Bricksgaming710
      @Bricksgaming710 Před 3 lety +2

      Well I mean the guy who made dragon Ball evolution did apologize to dragon Ball fans because he did little to no research on this film and that's why he got so many things wrong like the only things that were right about the movie were the names and the fact that you needed seven dragon balls but then he didn't even use all seven dragon balls at the end of the movie he only used one and he got his wish lol

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 Před 3 lety +2

      I watched it in theaters... and part of my brain thought it didn't exist.

  • @silastmales1516
    @silastmales1516 Před 2 lety +21

    "Goku's gonna have to learn this awesome move called the Kamehameha!"
    "What's a hamenahem... What's a kame- what is that thing?"

  • @Flame-rp6yq
    @Flame-rp6yq Před 3 lety +168

    The most American thing I’ve heard about anime
    “By the power of his forehead vein”

    • @salemsalem9064
      @salemsalem9064 Před 3 lety +5

      Thats the most hilarious joke in this video. They're all top notch though

    • @MKDumas1981
      @MKDumas1981 Před 3 lety +5

      Greyskull was occupied.

  • @charlesosart4652
    @charlesosart4652 Před 3 lety +2978

    This pitch meeting is better than the whole movie.

    • @pryvateryan9731
      @pryvateryan9731 Před 3 lety +15

      No... it just made me cringe even harder and made me remember how terrible the movie is and every reason why I do

    • @KingFlameHawk
      @KingFlameHawk Před 3 lety +12

      Not hard.

    • @andy2200
      @andy2200 Před 3 lety +30

      Watching paint dry is better than the whole movie.

    • @jkempf71
      @jkempf71 Před 3 lety +5

      Likewise can be said of a number of these.

    • @AFLoneWolf
      @AFLoneWolf Před 3 lety +9

      That's not saying much.

  • @Pimp482
    @Pimp482 Před 3 lety +473

    "Not only do I not see anything wrong with that, I'm going to spend a lot of money bringing that image to life"
    ~Mango lover.

  • @taintwasher3703
    @taintwasher3703 Před 11 měsíci +12

    James Masters as Piccolo was such great casting I feel bad for him for every other decision they made with the movie. At least he kind of got a second chance at the franchise with Zamasu

  • @VicJang
    @VicJang Před 2 měsíci +3

    R.I.P. Akira Toriyama Sensei. Thank you for all the inspiration and dream you gave to the young boys and girls which subsequently strengthened their mind and spirit, creating a generation of adventurous people fighting hard for their dreams. You will be missed.

  • @andrescarrasco1248
    @andrescarrasco1248 Před 3 lety +364

    Most accurate pitch meeting ever: just searched online for what the show is about, not even saw pictures

    • @clintbrew
      @clintbrew Před 3 lety +8

      Probly the film director did the same the thing

    • @tonyblake7569
      @tonyblake7569 Před 3 lety +6

      More like an intern searched online and vaguely described what they read.

    • @andrescarrasco1248
      @andrescarrasco1248 Před 3 lety +2

      @@tonyblake7569 or maybe he read it drunk, and barely remembered it when writing the script

    • @RPGmaxime
      @RPGmaxime Před 3 lety +8

      @@andrescarrasco1248 Or maybe all of the above. A drunk intern searched online and vaguely described it to the film director. Who was possibly drunk too. Or high.

    • @dedekusumah5898
      @dedekusumah5898 Před 3 lety

      @@RPGmaxime 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @deedelta9263
    @deedelta9263 Před 3 lety +2717

    “This used to be a Japanese mango!”
    This is the highest tier of anime trolling I’ve ever witnessed in my life. THIS is the final form!!

    • @Anisometry
      @Anisometry Před 3 lety +23

      @@AstariahFox No

    • @Anisometry
      @Anisometry Před 3 lety +32

      @@AstariahFox Japanese mango

    • @Anisometry
      @Anisometry Před 3 lety +18

      @@AstariahFox mango

    • @Anisometry
      @Anisometry Před 3 lety +23

      @@AstariahFox I’m sorry, I’ll stop now. They were quoting the video, which deliberately got it wrong.

    • @horseoperamarker
      @horseoperamarker Před 3 lety +21

      @@AstariahFox you’re missing the joke completely

  • @techwizpc4484
    @techwizpc4484 Před 3 lety +24

    The anime: The power of their vocal chords.
    This movie: Forehead vein.

  • @shady6131
    @shady6131 Před 2 lety +91

    I'll never forgive them. goku is one of the most innocent characters ever, and they turned him into a horndog lol

    • @user-on7jo8nu2y
      @user-on7jo8nu2y Před 2 lety +22

      Chi Chi is the horndog in the relationship, Goku probably would have still been virgin if she didn't push so much.

    • @ronaldonwoke2004
      @ronaldonwoke2004 Před 2 lety +11

      @@user-on7jo8nu2y I don’t really think she pushed him so much, she prolly said “hey goku u wanna try something” and Goku prolly said “erm.. ok I like a challenge” and then gohan was born 😂😂😂

    • @alexanderzack3720
      @alexanderzack3720 Před 2 lety

      @@ronaldonwoke2004 goku should try to be a father for once... he spends half his time training, the other half dead, and sometimes both

    • @ronaldonwoke2004
      @ronaldonwoke2004 Před 2 lety

      @@alexanderzack3720 what does that have to do with anything

    • @alexanderzack3720
      @alexanderzack3720 Před 2 lety

      @@ronaldonwoke2004 that can be his challange

  • @wrennethestoner
    @wrennethestoner Před 3 lety +645

    "I don't see what could go wrong here."
    Everything. All the things. If it's a thing in this movie, it went wrong.

    • @SilverCapybara94
      @SilverCapybara94 Před 3 lety +10

      Tho only reason I'm somewhat grateful for this monstrosity, is because it introduced me to Jamie Chung...

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis Před 3 lety +3

      You said it!

    • @formdusktilldeath
      @formdusktilldeath Před 3 lety +5

      11 years ago the stars have aligned and gave birth to a movie so terrible it swore it wouldn't allow another movie so terrible to walk the earth... and oblivion followed in it's steps...

    • @kuggacouragegx6093
      @kuggacouragegx6093 Před 3 lety

      Actually nothing was wrong really it was a fine movie

    • @kuggacouragegx6093
      @kuggacouragegx6093 Před 3 lety

      @Furyan Auror the movie is good fight me

  • @michealroche9564
    @michealroche9564 Před 3 lety +862

    Probably would have been better if the movie was about delicious mangos

    • @FizzleFX
      @FizzleFX Před 3 lety +11

      *Foodfight?*
      Sausage Party eventually...

    • @McSenkel
      @McSenkel Před 3 lety +4

      @@FizzleFX I'm tempted to say Sausage Party was better than... this... and I think I would be right.

    • @97116jonathan
      @97116jonathan Před 3 lety +2

      Now ain’t that some food for thought.

  • @MyNamesNotJaral
    @MyNamesNotJaral Před 3 lety +9

    1:25 what is that....
    *WHAT IS THAT?!*

  • @starflame34
    @starflame34 Před 3 lety +68

    The more I watch these, the more I realize how barely inconvenient problems are in movies.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn Před 2 lety +4

      ... except when the plot demands that it's a huge problem, so there can be a dramatic fight scene.

  • @scottmiller1418
    @scottmiller1418 Před 3 lety +304

    “4 Chi’s pizza”...I died lmao.

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 Před 3 lety +2

      Outstanding 🤣🤣🤣

    • @0-TAKU
      @0-TAKU Před 3 lety

      Chi was the best part of the movie.

  • @goryguy5106
    @goryguy5106 Před 3 lety +1280

    "That's the name of the mango!"
    Ryan George reminds me of a sort of high energy Leslie Nielsen. Like Leslie, his comic delivery and timing are so natural that even corny jokes like that are hilarious.

  • @erenyeager8306
    @erenyeager8306 Před 2 lety +6

    I once saw a bootleg version of Dragonball Evolution 13 years ago and that was enough for a lifetime.

  • @WieldingEminator
    @WieldingEminator Před 2 lety +7

    "4-Chi's pizza" - that one killed me!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +978

    Goku: **Dies
    again**
    Mango fans: It's gonna be hard to bring him back to life
    Toriyama: Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience...

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 Před 3 lety +38

      You know, just find the spaceship God used to come to earth, fix it, fly through half the galaxy and team up with a guy who tried to murder everyone of you last month to topple an evil empire; barely an inconvenience.

    • @Flamebolt100
      @Flamebolt100 Před 3 lety +12

      They have 3 Sets of Dragon Balls now

    • @frisianmouve
      @frisianmouve Před 3 lety +11

      That wasn't for Goku though, that was for the triclops, the pokemon and the green slug man

    • @frisianmouve
      @frisianmouve Před 3 lety +4

      Almost forgot the guy Bulma dumped for an asshole prince

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 Před 3 lety +13

      frisianmouve poor Yamcha at least he has an excellent baseball career.

  • @ItsTheGuy77
    @ItsTheGuy77 Před 3 lety +1325

    Ok, imma just say it.... The Mango was better the movie. For one thing, it was way more delicious. The flavor was over 9000.

  • @kawadashogo8258
    @kawadashogo8258 Před 2 lety +10

    I haven't seen this movie, but just from the few little glimpses we get of it here it looks like it was created for the single purpose of punching every Dragon Ball fan in the soul 60 times a minute for the entire movie.

  • @i_m_ash
    @i_m_ash Před 3 lety +12

    I like how they used "mango" instead of "manga" to actually describe the guys who created this awful movie. That's quite amazing humor and character build up.

  • @MCsAdvice
    @MCsAdvice Před 3 lety +285

    You know a movie is bad when the director actually makes a formal apology to the fans and admits he was solely focused on making a quick cash grab, and not on making a good story. He himself also admitted that he knew nothing about DBZ.

    • @clementj
      @clementj Před 3 lety +11

      I only found the screenwriter's apology online, nothing from the director.

    • @Sercotani
      @Sercotani Před 3 lety +6

      @DarkSchneider oh my god, I didn't know Stephen Chow was involved in any way in this hot garbage of a movie. I enjoyed all of his directed movies so this is a big shock to me.

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam Před 3 lety +6

      @@Sercotani read what he wrote? He clearly meant that Chow was not involved in any way

    • @nanatelukYT
      @nanatelukYT Před 3 lety

      The director made it into a Final Destination

    • @johangodojolo8652
      @johangodojolo8652 Před 3 lety

      @@Sercotani He just said that Stephen Chow wasnt involved amd should have been.

  • @AcetylsaliciIique
    @AcetylsaliciIique Před 3 lety +2441

    - So now there are two Chichis
    - So it's like a 4 Chis Pizza
    ... That's it. That's the joke. I no longer need humour in my life, I found the joke.

  • @thewayofthebeard3680
    @thewayofthebeard3680 Před 8 měsíci +2

    1:50 this line needs to make a comeback!😂

  • @jonplaud
    @jonplaud Před 3 lety +6

    3:48 😂🤣

  • @Mrcasper2032
    @Mrcasper2032 Před 3 lety +532

    Lol “it was a mango first”
    I think a movie about actual mangos would be more interesting than this movie

    • @HammerDemonn
      @HammerDemonn Před 3 lety +12

      Oh Yeah? Try Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie.

    • @azimbhugun5845
      @azimbhugun5845 Před 3 lety +1

      You are goddamn right!

    • @-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565
      @-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565 Před 3 lety +6

      I would honestly rather watch a feature length documentary on Mangos.

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 Před 3 lety +5

      According to Wikipedia, mangoes are adapted to an elephant-like creature in India that went extinct long ago, and would have probably gone extinct with them if not for humans. Pickled mangoes were so popular in the American colonies that they were seen as the default thing to pickle, much like cucumbers today. They also were revered during the Chinese Cultural Revolution for supposedly containing Chairman Mao's essence. They're interesting.

    • @nour2146
      @nour2146 Před 3 lety +4

      Manga in Arabic is mango

  • @Waywardson67
    @Waywardson67 Před 3 lety +110

    "And then he gives him a Dragon Ball"
    "That's the name of the Mango!"

  • @domomitsune5920
    @domomitsune5920 Před 2 lety +24

    This pitch meeting is the best explanation of the movie I have ever heard. I like this version better than what we got. I've never heard of Dragon Ball mango, but it sounds delicious.

    • @Mr.Drew70
      @Mr.Drew70 Před 9 měsíci

      At least the movie is better than that garbage show you call Dragonball super. You gotta be a real shill to like that lazy excuse for an anime

  • @LeftRightSquare
    @LeftRightSquare Před 2 lety +1

    “Two Chi Chis’ so it’s like a 4 cheese Pizza”
    LMFAO so funny. The best line ever.

  • @halofly3
    @halofly3 Před 3 lety +3069

    First rule of DBZ, we don’t talk about evolution.

    • @diobuthesconfused7507
      @diobuthesconfused7507 Před 3 lety +90

      Second rule of DBZ don't talk about GT

    • @erueka6
      @erueka6 Před 3 lety +68

      @@diobuthesconfused7507 not that far gt was awesome I don't get the hate

    • @diobuthesconfused7507
      @diobuthesconfused7507 Před 3 lety +22

      @@erueka6 me neither why I am not a plot person i do enjoy the action

    • @keshavsrivastav8499
      @keshavsrivastav8499 Před 3 lety +26

      same rule applies for ATLA and Percy Jackson Fandom

    • @Grimerpr2016
      @Grimerpr2016 Před 3 lety +7

      It was a horrible movie

  • @TheTRUST8888
    @TheTRUST8888 Před 3 lety +316

    This pitch meeting is way better than that monstrosity of a movie.

    • @brianschlicher59
      @brianschlicher59 Před 3 lety +14

      Listening to them describe this train wreck was better than watching it.

    • @moneymikz
      @moneymikz Před 3 lety

      You can say that about literally any movie

    • @Hensley_Jb
      @Hensley_Jb Před 3 lety

      M equals 13 which is why it was said

  • @kratal122
    @kratal122 Před 2 lety +1

    DBE Goku: If I do a Kamehameha I get a kiss? Awesome!
    DBS Vegeta (of all people): Kakarot, you have two children, and don’t know what a kiss is? How is that possible!?!
    And of course the revelation in Super cracked me up so much because of how in character it is for Goku.

  • @Inscipio
    @Inscipio Před 8 měsíci +2

    I feel like that opening conversation is exactly how the pitch for the last airbender went.

  • @Matiax84
    @Matiax84 Před 3 lety +508

    "None of these moments are gonna have effect on anyone's emotions whatsoever."
    I guess he means the characters. The audience felt all kinds of bad emotions.

    • @j.vincent3801
      @j.vincent3801 Před 3 lety +14

      Maybe he means that the audience just doesn't care st this point since the movie is just....just awful

    • @amsgame7148
      @amsgame7148 Před 3 lety +3

      In the movie's defense emotions are hard to write...and convey in any sense. Especially in a big movie where people have to feel things. Maybe we should give them a pass this time. They probably did there best here. **total sarcasm**

    • @JTD2024
      @JTD2024 Před 3 lety

      im sorry what audience?

    • @TheYodelingViking
      @TheYodelingViking Před 2 lety

      @@JTD2024 The Dragon Ball fans who went in expecting a good movie.

  • @frankorious3023
    @frankorious3023 Před 3 lety +252

    'Dragonball evolution'
    That's a name I haven't heard in years

    • @AnelorGalor
      @AnelorGalor Před 3 lety +11

      I wish I hadnt heard it again. Ohh the pain!

    • @AxiomApe
      @AxiomApe Před 3 lety +1

      Hopefully this is the last time lol

    • @Lukasafer
      @Lukasafer Před 3 lety

      Here I'll play along to the reference
      I think my uncle knew [the movie], said [it] was dead

    • @djninja2425
      @djninja2425 Před 3 lety

      Dragonball evolution?There is no dragonball evolution in ba sin- nvm wrong movie and community.

  • @LockeNarshe
    @LockeNarshe Před 2 lety +1

    When you see a video headline and have to click because you can't stare away. Never has a movie needed a Pitch Meeting more than this.

  • @mattdeighton1423
    @mattdeighton1423 Před 3 lety

    Please make more of these videos I love them

  • @dietotaku
    @dietotaku Před 3 lety +2074

    "Master Roshi tells him it's an airbending technique"
    "Oh airbending huh?"
    "Yeah pretty sure that's just a general anime term we can use."
    LMFAO did they actually call it airbending in the movie?!

  • @AttentionDeficitGuy
    @AttentionDeficitGuy Před 3 lety +166

    "Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?"
    "IT'S THE SAME AMOUNT AS BIRTHDAY CANDLLLLLLLES!"
    "WHAT, BIRTHDAY CANDLES!?"

    • @Nightster_Rider
      @Nightster_Rider Před 3 lety

      At this period of time Gokus power level would have been between 25 - 40 . Not very high . But in comparison to a full growth adult males power level only being about 5 I guess its pretty good .

  • @jokeofalltrades2838
    @jokeofalltrades2838 Před 3 lety +5

    The very fact that them thinking Goku had any idea of what romance is, even though a defining character trait was him not knowing what things like love or marriage even were was only a small mistake compared to the rest of the screw-ups they made in this movie astounds me...

  • @mattpetty448
    @mattpetty448 Před 3 lety +4

    I seriously lost it when he said mango lol

  • @nETbKaH
    @nETbKaH Před 3 lety +68

    By this point, I don't need to actually watch movies, I can just watch a Pitch Meeting.

    • @EskChan19
      @EskChan19 Před 3 lety +5

      It's certainly more entertaining than the movie was...

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 Před 3 lety

      That's what I do. Movies take too long, and that's time I could spend on gaming.

    • @tarinaisubsf4129
      @tarinaisubsf4129 Před 3 lety

      I usually go with Pitch Meeting -> Movie -> Pitch Meeting again. Only for movies that I feel interesting to watch tho

  • @axemillion119
    @axemillion119 Před 3 lety +255

    “Eat those strawberries chi-chi eat em” 😭😭 damn right lol

    • @dingle2987
      @dingle2987 Před 3 lety +22

      Real Goku would dream about the strawberries first and Foremost. Chi Chi just would happen to be in the dream in the background.

    • @a_jerry808
      @a_jerry808 Před 3 lety +12

      @@dingle2987 Ah yeah Chichi, poir that Maple Syrup. All over my breakfast. You beautiful woman that lives in my house.

    • @frengkygiovany5152
      @frengkygiovany5152 Před 3 lety +7

      @@a_jerry808 there's that inevitable TFS refference

    • @theoneandonly2924
      @theoneandonly2924 Před 3 lety

      Frengky Giovany every time

  • @jordoncharlery3343
    @jordoncharlery3343 Před 2 lety +3

    I’ve watched probably over 30 pitch meetings today but this one takes the cake
    “Oh what’s a hamenahem… what’s a kame …. What is… What is that thing?”😂😂😂😂

  • @roelandnaturewastaken
    @roelandnaturewastaken Před 3 lety

    I managed to fit all the pitch meeting quotes in an essay just just just all of them just all of them

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 Před 3 lety +357

    Real Goku: "I don't get it, why would possibly pressing our mouths together make me better at the Kamekameha?"

  • @petermilburn99
    @petermilburn99 Před 3 lety +322

    Dragonball Movie: *fails miserably*
    Avatar Movie: *write that down*

    • @1996koke
      @1996koke Před 3 lety +13

      At least avatar tried to make the overall story right, here the only thing the got from the anime is the title and the character's names

    • @ImAFatNerd90
      @ImAFatNerd90 Před 3 lety

      When did they make an Avatar movie?

    • @OlJohnJoe
      @OlJohnJoe Před 3 lety +5

      Dragonball movie: no one could ever bomb as bad as we did.
      The last airbender: hold my beer*

    • @mind4lease554
      @mind4lease554 Před 3 lety

      @@ImAFatNerd90 I hear James Cameron made it like a decade or two ago, with giant blue people, but I've never seen it.

    • @bobbyrules65
      @bobbyrules65 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ImAFatNerd90 Really puzzling dude
      They keep talking about this Avatar movie
      When did it happen🤔🤔🤔

  • @AnimeLover9108
    @AnimeLover9108 Před rokem +2

    "That's the name of the mango" always makes me laugh. The best delivered 'thats the name of___'- line from these pitches
    Also a good callback to the mango joke in the end there 'a movie based on a popular show, based on a delicious fruit'

  • @Chaospat
    @Chaospat Před rokem

    It hurt so much to remember this.

  • @Xenobears
    @Xenobears Před 3 lety +448

    “For the sequel that we’re gonna make after this is a huge success...”
    Somehow, this line makes me want to laugh hysterically AND cringe uncontrollably at the same time.

    • @TW2Vlog
      @TW2Vlog Před 3 lety +5

      Completely understandable.

    • @redspiralray2880
      @redspiralray2880 Před 3 lety +2

      It's sadly something that applies to a lot of Hollywood.

    • @artphone610
      @artphone610 Před 3 lety +1

      If you like this stuff, watch the end scene of Green Lantern.

    • @fiddlemyfoddle6374
      @fiddlemyfoddle6374 Před 3 lety +1

      Wow that seems like a difficult thing to accomplish. Is it going to be hard to do both of those things at the same time?

    • @peterbeaunissant7940
      @peterbeaunissant7940 Před 3 lety +2

      @@fiddlemyfoddle6374 actually very easy barely an inconvenience

  • @jackmacharia7281
    @jackmacharia7281 Před 3 lety +1040

    "Did he forget that his grandfather also died very recently?" Savage Goku 😂😂

    • @mdfayezio5792
      @mdfayezio5792 Před 3 lety +25

      LOL, even in anime, he still dont remember to revive King Kai until Super XD

    • @nerd5678
      @nerd5678 Před 3 lety +3

      Eh, he was pretty generic anyways

    • @Future_Vantas
      @Future_Vantas Před 2 lety +12

      To be fair Goku did have brain damage as a kid

    • @aavila1206
      @aavila1206 Před 2 lety +5

      @Md Fayezio But that literally changed nothing for King Kai. At least if he wished back grandpa Gohan, he’d have at least seen Goku grow and have his own family.

    • @bingobongo1615
      @bingobongo1615 Před 2 lety +10

      @@aavila1206 in the Manga his grandpa specifically didn’t want to come back to life since he was happy in the afterlife.
      Goku meets him when he visits Uranai baba. It’s actually kind of a touching moment

  • @toxeyboyo
    @toxeyboyo Před 3 lety +4

    I love how Goku had to practice the Kamehameha even though in the manga, he learned it instantly

  • @leoncoben6983
    @leoncoben6983 Před 3 lety +17

    You know the saddest part is that cosplayers with less money than film makers still make better costumes than what was in the movie as well. Especially the Turtle Hermit Gi and all of Piccolo.

    • @anna-flora999
      @anna-flora999 Před 2 lety +4

      To be fair, the cosplayers actually try

  • @plus12gaming
    @plus12gaming Před 3 lety +235

    "So, you have a movie idea for me?"
    "I have over 9,000."

    • @mueffe1357
      @mueffe1357 Před 3 lety +8

      Wow wow wow wow ...wow

    • @scarybusey
      @scarybusey Před 3 lety +6

      Why do clever jokes like this go unnoticed, while just quoting jokes from the skit gets all the love?

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 Před 3 lety +1

      Underrated comment

    • @danielpa7785
      @danielpa7785 Před 3 lety +2

      @@scarybusey I don't know!

    • @scarybusey
      @scarybusey Před 3 lety +2

      @@danielpa7785 fair enough!

  • @SaccadicSableye
    @SaccadicSableye Před 3 lety +389

    "And then, if Goku wants to defeat Piccolo, he has to struggle with his inner demons, but also find his true self."
    I love how all emotional investment is gone from the Screenwriter's voice as he describes such a generic third-act trope, then immediately comes to life as he explains how easily it resolves itself.

    • @XX-sp3tt
      @XX-sp3tt Před 3 lety

      Really? I must have watched all the wrong movies. Never stumbled on that one.

    • @1Peasant
      @1Peasant Před 3 lety +1

      @@XX-sp3tt Pretty sure that happened in Shrek.

    • @XX-sp3tt
      @XX-sp3tt Před 3 lety

      @Honudes Gai Trust me. There are plenty reused plot devices I despise.

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 Před 2 lety +1

      Ikr

  • @dragovern
    @dragovern Před 3 lety

    Wow wow wow wow, the description actually has interesting information

  • @Ange1ofD4rkness
    @Ange1ofD4rkness Před rokem +2

    "Mango" ... I already lost it laughing!

  • @randybell101190
    @randybell101190 Před 3 lety +120

    Feel like “why does anyone do anything?” is an explanation for most movie decisions

    • @mikem1825
      @mikem1825 Před 3 lety +1

      I feel like that an explanation for life in general.

    • @firmanfauzi3199
      @firmanfauzi3199 Před 3 lety

      "You just blew my mind"

    • @grungyasscinema
      @grungyasscinema Před 3 lety

      And it’s kinda accurate lol

    • @wakamoon1910
      @wakamoon1910 Před 3 lety

      its pretty much the equivalent of "people die when they are killed".

  • @j.nicolosi6647
    @j.nicolosi6647 Před 3 lety +45

    A four Chi’s pizza? The internet doesn’t deserve you, sir.

  • @FelixOnn1
    @FelixOnn1 Před 2 lety

    I am adicted in those pitch meetings, discovered then a few days ago. Just now I searched for 'Dragon Ball Pitch Meeting' and thought "I'll be very disappointed of there isn't a pitch meeting about this movie!!!"

  • @riuuit8437
    @riuuit8437 Před 3 lety +2

    5:50 - You want us to lett you know what other movies we want to see 'peaches' for?

  • @Andrew-fb8ph
    @Andrew-fb8ph Před 3 lety +84

    This movie was so unfaithful they didn’t even have Yamcha get Yamcha’d.

    • @matthewlang737
      @matthewlang737 Před 3 lety +15

      "I don't know who this Yamcha is but it sounds disappointing"

    • @brothaNblue
      @brothaNblue Před 3 lety +4

      To be fair, Yamcha wasn't completely useless in the original Dragonball series. Which is they attempted to base this off of.

    • @rxg9er
      @rxg9er Před 3 lety

      @@brothaNblue because getting his leg broken makes him less useless than getting killed?

  • @hayuseen6683
    @hayuseen6683 Před 3 lety +169

    “He has to do the thing and so he does it”
    That’s Goku alright.

    • @crilleedara
      @crilleedara Před 3 lety +6

      Ahahaha, fair point!

    • @RuyVuusen
      @RuyVuusen Před 3 lety +4

      @@MrPhantoka1 I mean, they took some of the names and general terms.

    • @RuyVuusen
      @RuyVuusen Před 3 lety +4

      And horribly mashed them together in the laziest way possible hoping to just cash grab with the movie's name alone.

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 Před 3 lety +2

      Did that have to be two comments guy Ruy.

    • @RuyVuusen
      @RuyVuusen Před 3 lety +1

      @@fightingmedialounge519 Not really, but the second one was just an addition I tought of after typing the previous one. I just felt like writing it on a new comment instead of editing the previous one. I also tought they were a bit separate in the points they were trying to establish, so I kept them separated.

  • @ioiwut4874
    @ioiwut4874 Před 3 lety

    its been a while.. i had to watch this one again. but god damn it i can't stop laughing.
    i just keep remembering "four chi's pizza" lmfao

  • @greylithwolf
    @greylithwolf Před rokem +2

    A four chi's pizza was one of the best jokes I've heard on this channel.

  • @slayton21
    @slayton21 Před 3 lety +180

    "Why does anyone do anything?" is something I will definitely use more in daily conversation XD

    • @1Peasant
      @1Peasant Před 3 lety +3

      Paused the video the find this comment. Pretty much sums up the entire DB saga

    • @1qasimbilal
      @1qasimbilal Před 3 lety +1

      Yes . New Mantra for life

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 Před 3 lety

      That line was first used by the clown boss from the Joker (2019). Or it might have been used even before that (probably).

    • @danielquerino9402
      @danielquerino9402 Před 3 lety

      omggg found what i was looking for lol