Super Mario Bros. Pitch Meeting

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    In the early 1990’s, Mario and Luigi were all the rage. The Nintendo video game franchise had become a massive worldwide phenomenon, so it only made sense for Hollywood to try and cash in on it. The Super Mario Bros movie was the first movie based on a video game ever made, and it did not exactly inspire confidence in the genre.
    Starring Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper and Samantha Mathis, the movie is completely bonkers and raises a whole lot of questions. Like how did dinosaurs also evolve into humans? Why do none of the characters have anything to do with their video game counterparts? Why did they go all-in on the plumbing aspect? Why does President Koopa not just go through the portal? How did they think this would get a SEQUEL?!
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Super Mario Bros! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @opi_is_me1576
    @opi_is_me1576 Před 4 lety +12766

    "I don't care" pretty much sums up the entirety of the development of this movie.

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 Před 4 lety +196

      Exactly, Bob and John said as much. Bob even stayed largely drunk throughout it and John joined in on that, just to tolerate the production.

    • @ryanross6973
      @ryanross6973 Před 4 lety +260

      I just can't believe that the whole abomination went through writing, casting, pre-production, filming, and post-production and nobody stepped up and said "Jesus christ, what the hell are we even doing?"
      There were so many stages where this should have failed, and yet it passed all those with no issues.

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 Před 4 lety +43

      Ain't that sad?!

    • @HABO2210
      @HABO2210 Před 4 lety +34

      It's like Ricky Gervais created that movie

    • @marcorizo1387
      @marcorizo1387 Před 4 lety +27

      The people making this movie thought what they made was good.

  • @itsakingproduction727
    @itsakingproduction727 Před 4 lety +5325

    "I... I just... I just don't care." --every person involved in this movie.

    • @avada0
      @avada0 Před 4 lety +30

      @Itsa KingProduction
      Most movies these days.

    • @Copaxatl
      @Copaxatl Před 4 lety +38

      Itsa KingProduction I see it as these two “artistic” filmmaker couple are given a lot of money, they’re not reined in on their “vision” and allowed to do whatever, but ultimately, they don’t know Mario Bros. And didn’t understand it as it was

    • @marclewis5505
      @marclewis5505 Před 4 lety +8

      So damn true yo.

    • @windowguylol
      @windowguylol Před 4 lety +9

      Itsa.... Me?

    • @charleshetrick3152
      @charleshetrick3152 Před 4 lety +13

      Hey! Bob Hoskins cared! Poor fool almost died making this movie!

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico Před 3 lety +3109

    he writes
    he pitches
    but most importantly:
    he doesn't care

    • @daniyalkadar886
      @daniyalkadar886 Před 3 lety +9

      Hey I know you, you're the one guy

    • @ratoh1710
      @ratoh1710 Před 3 lety +6

      Hollywood screenwriters in need of a paycheck in a nutshell

    • @aidtheking9744
      @aidtheking9744 Před 3 lety +14

      Not caring is tight

    • @Wanda-wi4hp
      @Wanda-wi4hp Před 2 lety +7

      @@aidtheking9744 yeah yeah yeah

    • @MrCoww
      @MrCoww Před 2 lety +3

      Wow wow Wow.

  • @IcetricX
    @IcetricX Před 3 lety +965

    This is my favorite pitch meeting. This level of apathy and frustration is unmatched.

    • @wyattangle
      @wyattangle Před 3 lety +43

      This is my favorite one as well....for the exact same reason mentioned. "I don't...I just DO not care."

    • @rottenhead8385
      @rottenhead8385 Před rokem +5

      Plus he says that insane sentence about the fungus that wants to help and used to be king!

    • @Simp_Zone
      @Simp_Zone Před rokem +3

      His "heyyy get outa here" in NY accent had me rolling. This is THE best episode of this.

    • @isaacland249
      @isaacland249 Před rokem +2

      I like the Mario movie a lot

  • @NickCorvello
    @NickCorvello Před 4 lety +5282

    "no no, that would have completely messed with my acid trip"
    Lost it there 😆

    • @timj.
      @timj. Před 4 lety +9

      Baking soda

    • @phoenix4256
      @phoenix4256 Před 4 lety +33

      Me too, laughed so hard it hurt.

    • @davidt8087
      @davidt8087 Před 4 lety +15

      Lol at Ryan poking fun at evolution not being real science like chemistry or physics or even math and poking fun at it lmao. Evolutionist thinks: give it enough time and magically a creature will mutate functioning and useful parts and change entirely and somehow reproduce with a female of itself that also evolved at the same time nearby so they reproduce and then inbreeding wasn't a problem and natural selection selected those mutations somehow even though we never see this happen ever today and woallah after millions of years they develop self awareness, consciousness, and have two arms and two legs and a brain that understands language like humans"

    • @Dankman9
      @Dankman9 Před 4 lety +53

      Mushrooms definitely don't mess up acid trips.
      @DavidT he's not making fun of evolution.

    • @joeyhammer6702
      @joeyhammer6702 Před 4 lety +12

      Oh my god

  • @TurtleBerd
    @TurtleBerd Před 4 lety +3474

    Ah yes, Mario's second most popular quote: "I'm gonna break every bone in their bodies and THEN I'm gonna kill em"

    • @dlxmarks
      @dlxmarks Před 4 lety +101

      Bob Hoskins fully recycled his "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" character for this film. He probably thought creating a new character wasn't worth the effort.

    • @claudiataylor2955
      @claudiataylor2955 Před 4 lety +43

      Could ya blame him!?

    • @dtester
      @dtester Před 4 lety +59

      I think that is what you hear when you play the super Mario theme backwards...

    • @EchoWinters
      @EchoWinters Před 4 lety +34

      David Marks well yeah, the script that convinced him to sign up for the movie was completely scrapped and it became a completely different story. He probably just wanted to get it over with

    • @davidt8087
      @davidt8087 Před 4 lety +4

      Lol at Ryan poking fun at evolution not being real science like chemistry or physics or even math and poking fun at it lmao. Evolutionist thinks: give it enough time and magically a creature will mutate functioning and useful parts and change entirely and somehow reproduce with a female of itself that also evolved at the same time nearby so they reproduce and then inbreeding wasn't a problem and natural selection selected those mutations somehow even though we never see this happen ever today and woallah after millions of years they develop self awareness, consciousness, and have two arms and two legs and a brain that understands language like humans"

  • @sheolcodemonkey4027
    @sheolcodemonkey4027 Před 3 lety +961

    "You know what they say about little girls, don't you? They never forget the first time they were kissed by a lizard"
    I don't even know how to try and describe how horrible this line was to hear with my own two ears

    • @khalidahmed3125
      @khalidahmed3125 Před 2 lety +63

      It is true tho if i was kissed by a lizard when i was a kid i would not forgot it

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 Před 2 lety +19

      I'm always gonna mute the video in that part, I decided!

    • @quinnready2936
      @quinnready2936 Před 2 lety +25

      Lizard mouths are tight!

    • @EliAs-ub6yf
      @EliAs-ub6yf Před 2 lety +5

      @@quinnready2936 Wtf are you trying to insert in a lizards mouth?

    • @SilverVolo
      @SilverVolo Před 2 lety +9

      @@EliAs-ub6yf some *tight* stuff

  • @timiliscousthe69th72
    @timiliscousthe69th72 Před 3 lety +317

    “ It would have completely messed with my acid trip” I’m laughing so hard!

    • @tyronelivingston67
      @tyronelivingston67 Před 3 lety +10

      I scrolled down too far to read this comment.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn Před rokem

      Cracks me up everytime I re-watch; the timing is just so great.

    • @superfurryfox1
      @superfurryfox1 Před rokem

      So am I .... But I am on acid... Though technically LSD is fungus

    • @Level_Eleven
      @Level_Eleven Před rokem

      @@superfurryfox1 Idk about that

  • @mr.lechat6649
    @mr.lechat6649 Před 4 lety +898

    “It’s exactly like that except not that at all” is that movie in a nutshell

    • @soulsabr4472
      @soulsabr4472 Před 4 lety +16

      I believe that was the entire description printed on the back of the VHS home video release.

    • @AshleyWilliamsN7
      @AshleyWilliamsN7 Před 4 lety +3

      The actors said during filming everyone was doing multiple shots. As in, both Mario, Luigi, and the director.

  • @personjc567
    @personjc567 Před 4 lety +2102

    “That would’ve completely messed with my acid trip”, this was my exact thought of the writers state of mind while watching this movie

    • @lilmissknowitall5775
      @lilmissknowitall5775 Před 4 lety +23

      best line and this is the best Pitch Meeting

    • @anton7354
      @anton7354 Před 4 lety +4

      yeah, right?

    • @herbderbler1585
      @herbderbler1585 Před 4 lety +21

      I'm pretty sure the original creators of Super Mario Bros. were tripping balls. The game only seems normal in comparison to this movie. If you explained it to someone who had never seen video games, they'd think you were on acid as well.

    • @andrescastillo7328
      @andrescastillo7328 Před 4 lety +1

      absolutely

    • @PhillyViking96
      @PhillyViking96 Před 4 lety +4

      That part had me dying.

  • @justinwalker5742
    @justinwalker5742 Před rokem +69

    "He's gonna try and get intimate with Daisy...."
    "Ohhh...no."
    Kills. Me. Every. Time.

  • @JunKazamaFan
    @JunKazamaFan Před 3 lety +120

    I love how Ryan took a typical "mushrooms" joke and spun it into comedy gold.

  • @nicki5271
    @nicki5271 Před 4 lety +620

    “How?”
    “I don’t care.”
    That is a most accurate depiction of the pitchmeeting.

  • @KnuckleHunkybuck
    @KnuckleHunkybuck Před 4 lety +3643

    I love how fervently he keeps saying "I don't care." That had me laughing more and more every time he said it.

  • @Kattywagon29
    @Kattywagon29 Před 3 lety +96

    "That sounds, you know, completely insane."
    Best Line

  • @DarnHooligan
    @DarnHooligan Před 3 lety +241

    the amount of times Ryan says "I don't care" is TIGHT

  • @kinyutaka
    @kinyutaka Před 4 lety +1809

    "I don't care, I literally don't care."
    Not even about him being all over your back? He should probably get off that thing

    • @MP-lc7vy
      @MP-lc7vy Před 4 lety +24

      Wanna make a guess on how many times he'll say "I don't care" when the pitch meeting for Fast and Furious 9 drops?
      I'm gonna guess 16

    • @robdude999
      @robdude999 Před 4 lety +9

      @@MP-lc7vy Why not 20?

    • @davidt8087
      @davidt8087 Před 4 lety

      Lol at Ryan poking fun at evolution not being real science like chemistry or physics or even math and poking fun at it lmao. Evolutionist thinks: give it enough time and magically a creature will mutate functioning and useful parts and change entirely and somehow reproduce with a female of itself that also evolved at the same time nearby so they reproduce and then inbreeding wasn't a problem and natural selection selected those mutations somehow even though we never see this happen ever today and woallah after millions of years they develop self awareness, consciousness, and have two arms and two legs and a brain that understands language like humans"

    • @PoemJunkie
      @PoemJunkie Před 4 lety +6

      David T that was neither the joke Ryan made nor what scientists know about evolution, but whatever.

    • @kristibrown1159
      @kristibrown1159 Před 2 lety +2

      I bet it’s hard for him to get off his back though…

  • @charliedawson6318
    @charliedawson6318 Před 4 lety +3711

    'Manhatten' is actually old English for _man who wears ten hats_

    • @adamalakshar4226
      @adamalakshar4226 Před 4 lety +124

      Your comment is the first thing to make me smile in days. Thank you.

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick Před 4 lety +66

      Actually the man wears tan hats.

    • @videoplusdvd
      @videoplusdvd Před 4 lety +47

      @@handsomebrick The Man With The Tan Hat, and his monkey Curious Donold...

    • @elementneon
      @elementneon Před 4 lety +5

      @@ratkeep I see what Unfunny did there

    • @ratkeep
      @ratkeep Před 4 lety +2

      ShaneX 😳

  • @vsratoslava
    @vsratoslava Před 8 měsíci +5

    The most emphatic and also often used “I DONT CARE” ever, love it

  • @doormatt72
    @doormatt72 Před 3 lety +71

    i've watched almost all the pitch meetings, and now coming back to rewatch this one, i think it's my favorite of all of them.

    • @timtreefrog9646
      @timtreefrog9646 Před 2 lety +1

      Coraline is mine x

    • @rottenhead8385
      @rottenhead8385 Před 2 lety +1

      It IS a top level pitch meeting. Dumbo/GhostRider/PacificRim being others

  • @c187rocks
    @c187rocks Před 4 lety +1730

    “That would’ve completely messed with my acid trip.”
    He's got a point, you know.

    • @nunyabusiness6693
      @nunyabusiness6693 Před 4 lety +19

      Only people who had a lot of fun in their young days know that statement is completely accurate. Never mix the 2.

    • @chrisoliver3642
      @chrisoliver3642 Před 4 lety +19

      Acid, schmacid. This movie was obviously the product of an extended ether binge.

    • @procrastinator547
      @procrastinator547 Před 4 lety +4

      Nunya Business I’ve many times wondered what the combination of the two would be like. Good to know it’s seemingly not a good idea

    • @georgetrapp6666
      @georgetrapp6666 Před 4 lety +5

      I once videotaped this movie to watch another time, and left the tape in the VCR. The movie got taped over, and to this day, I've never seen it. Was that a curse or a blessing?

    • @kassanetheridge4098
      @kassanetheridge4098 Před 4 lety +5

      @@georgetrapp6666 blessing

  • @xavierrobinson55
    @xavierrobinson55 Před 4 lety +1551

    This movie was so bad that he didn't even say, "Get off my back about this" and started saying, "I don't care!" Hahahaha

  • @mathidew
    @mathidew Před 3 lety +43

    I’ve watched all pitch meetings and this is my favorite, hands down. “I - I don’t- I do not care”
    NEEDS to be a new catch phrase!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @DCLK
    @DCLK Před rokem +36

    Can't wait for the upcoming Mario movie pitch meeting

    • @wooshydog
      @wooshydog Před rokem +2

      I was about to comment the same thing XD

    • @isaacland249
      @isaacland249 Před rokem

      Me to but this one is fine also I’m not talking about pitch meetings

  • @EuclideanAl
    @EuclideanAl Před 4 lety +972

    "I'm gonna break every bone in their bodies and THEN I'm gonna kill 'em."
    -Super Mario

  • @Joe-qh4ft
    @Joe-qh4ft Před 4 lety +573

    “Their names are Mario Mario and Luigi Mario?”
    “That’s what were going with.”
    Hahahahaha wow

    • @siobhancadogan9836
      @siobhancadogan9836 Před 4 lety +6

      Their last name should have been jump man Mario's original name was jump man

    • @tuschman168
      @tuschman168 Před 4 lety +24

      That actually always made sense to me. Why else would they be called the Mario Brothers?

    • @MetalSonicReject
      @MetalSonicReject Před 4 lety +3

      tuschman168 Same.

    • @MoramothHauntz
      @MoramothHauntz Před 4 lety +3

      Wow wow wow

    • @robspiess
      @robspiess Před 4 lety +7

      That was their names in the Super Mario Brothers Super Show as well.

  • @jimmydcriket4086
    @jimmydcriket4086 Před 3 lety +21

    5:06 that is the funniest line delivery I've seen in a while

  • @catbatrat1760
    @catbatrat1760 Před 3 lety +15

    2:26
    "For some reason, I'm convinced." The Producer's character in a nutshell.

  • @davidjohn758
    @davidjohn758 Před 4 lety +491

    O no did i miss the catch phrase?.
    Ryan : I just don't care!

    • @mistawinta
      @mistawinta Před 4 lety +22

      whoops. whoopsie

    • @lonesquiff6551
      @lonesquiff6551 Před 4 lety +16

      I'm surprised he didn't ask the director to get all the way off his back lol.

    • @jeremymain7303
      @jeremymain7303 Před 4 lety +9

      Mario didn't say "It's'a me" yet.

    • @CETHEFUTURE
      @CETHEFUTURE Před 4 lety

      @davidjohn what catch phrase he says slot of them lol lol

    • @TracyNorrell
      @TracyNorrell Před 4 lety +3

      @@mistawinta wow wow wow wow wow

  • @danielcharland1374
    @danielcharland1374 Před 4 lety +367

    "I don't care." These pitch meetings are getting a lot more blunt and realistic than they used to, lol.

    • @anton7354
      @anton7354 Před 4 lety +45

      realistic pitch meetings are tight!

    • @princessnodak
      @princessnodak Před 4 lety +6

      @@anton7354 realistic pitch meetings are super easy, barely an inconvenience LOL

    • @samuelhatlestad6676
      @samuelhatlestad6676 Před 4 lety +5

      I’m gonna need you to get ALL THE WAY off my back on this ^,^

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 Před 4 lety

      Is that good?

    • @brandonmusic9712
      @brandonmusic9712 Před 4 lety

      warren byrne I don’t know,

  • @jackellis6550
    @jackellis6550 Před rokem +16

    He's gonna say "I'm gonna break every bone in their bodies and then I'm gonna kill 'em"
    Well it does have the potential to be as catchy as "It's-a me"
    This killed me

    • @Blucham
      @Blucham Před rokem

      It didn’t kill me, but it did break every bone in my body.

  • @limitlesspursuit
    @limitlesspursuit Před 2 lety +11

    Every pitch meeting where he says “Sure I don’t care!” Absolutely cracks me up everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tefweebz
      @tefweebz Před 2 lety

      Because you know that’s exactly what the writer thought.😂

  • @Negajoe
    @Negajoe Před 4 lety +688

    Producer: "So you have a Super Mario Brother's movie for me?~...
    Script-Writer: "Uh...." *looks down at script for dark, gritty, Sci-Fi creature feature set in a dystopian future he thought he was supposed to write* "....Yessir I do!!!"

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 Před 4 lety +15

      lmao

    • @matthewpatrick7263
      @matthewpatrick7263 Před 4 lety +5

      lol

    • @maliktyson18
      @maliktyson18 Před 4 lety +14

      This comment deserves more likes lol!

    • @flarfy9000
      @flarfy9000 Před 4 lety +10

      Fact is, that while the movie isn't exactly a good Super Mario movie, it's actually a pretty good dark, gritty, Sci-Fi creature feature set in a dystopian future in it's own right.

    • @devoncoyle7700
      @devoncoyle7700 Před 4 lety +11

      I heard they had someone writing an actual Super Mario script but they fired him and brought on these other people who just added some Mario elements to their pre-existing script for an entirely unrelated project.

  • @Samtagri
    @Samtagri Před 4 lety +361

    I loved each “I don’t care” more. They were all SOOOO TRUE!!

  • @klaymanpanime5779
    @klaymanpanime5779 Před 3 lety +23

    To be fair, we were used to hearing Mario with a Brooklyn accent example being “it’s the super Mario brothers super show!”

    • @amy_grace
      @amy_grace Před 3 lety +5

      RIP Captain Lou 😔

    • @reloadpsi
      @reloadpsi Před 3 lety +1

      @@amy_grace He did not go to hell before he died, and certainly not after for that matter.

    • @JonSmith-hk1bq
      @JonSmith-hk1bq Před 3 lety +1

      To be even more fair Mario 64 was three years from being released. To put bluntly, the version of Mario that Ryan's talking about hadn't made his gaming debut yet.

    • @menageriestudios
      @menageriestudios Před 3 lety

      @@JonSmith-hk1bq You are correct plus the princess was just known as princess toadstool not peach yet and he was just king koopa not bowser yet so the producer shouldn’t have brought that up. They called the princess daisy because of the super Mario land game on gameboy had a princess daisy instead of the normal princess toadstool

    • @JonSmith-hk1bq
      @JonSmith-hk1bq Před 3 lety +1

      @@menageriestudios Little correction. He was identified as "Bowser, King of the Koopa" in the North America instruction booklet for Super Mario Bros. So the Bowser name has always been attached in the United States.

  • @firefistofweehaa
    @firefistofweehaa Před rokem +11

    I love when Mario says its Morbin Time

    • @mweble1407
      @mweble1407 Před rokem

      Damn bro, that was so hilarious 😐

  • @spectredude7884
    @spectredude7884 Před 4 lety +330

    "These two bad guys are from the bad dimension"
    "That can't be good"

  • @slowandgentle9087
    @slowandgentle9087 Před 4 lety +1654

    Not caring about the plot of your own story line is tight.

    • @deathbysvent
      @deathbysvent Před 3 lety +26

      It is barely an inconvinience.

    • @gladiatorgamingnoob2035
      @gladiatorgamingnoob2035 Před 3 lety +7

      @@deathbysvent its super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @gnomewarlord6221
      @gnomewarlord6221 Před 3 lety +8

      @SlowAndGentle, actually I imagine it to be super loose due to not caring about it.

    • @goofyaahratproductions5580
      @goofyaahratproductions5580 Před 3 lety +3

      @@gnomewarlord6221 uh...

    • @darthdestructor927
      @darthdestructor927 Před 3 lety +5

      @@deathbysvent oh hollywood not making good adaptations of video games for near 30 years until sonic and pokemon are tight!!!

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 Před 3 lety +19

    "Exactly like Super Mario but not like Mario at all" can be the whole movie summarized.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness Před 3 lety

      The Mario Bros. Movie is to the Mario Bros. Game, just like Mormonism is to Christianity. They use basically the same names and words, but that's where the similarities end.

    • @CDRW24
      @CDRW24 Před 3 lety

      @@SeraphsWitness Pretty weird thing to make a comparison off of.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness Před 3 lety

      @@CDRW24 If you know anything about Mormonism, you know how accurate that is.

  • @kormagogthedestroyer
    @kormagogthedestroyer Před 3 lety +21

    For the record, Mario and Luigi actually have the last name “Mario”

  • @tobiasbenedictdrager965
    @tobiasbenedictdrager965 Před 4 lety +119

    "That would've completely messed with my acid trip." This made the joke perfect and completely unexpected.

    • @cristonsloan
      @cristonsloan Před 4 lety +4

      The most satisfying jokes are those where the punchline, even though masterfully unexpected, becomes blatantly inevitable upon hearing it. Such was the case here. Perfect. as you said.

    • @NinjaMuffinLive1
      @NinjaMuffinLive1 Před 4 lety

      Agreed. I thought it was hilarious, was unexpected

    • @tobiasbenedictdrager965
      @tobiasbenedictdrager965 Před 4 lety +2

      @@cristonsloan Especially because you thought you already heard the punchline and it was just a lame joke. That made the final punchline such more powerful.

    • @cristonsloan
      @cristonsloan Před 4 lety +1

      @@tobiasbenedictdrager965 Yes indeed, excellent point. Ryan obviously understands comedy on a deep level - I wonder if he's ever considered doing stand-up?

  • @MariaIsabellaZNN
    @MariaIsabellaZNN Před 4 lety +965

    "Those video game movies come with a built-in audience!"
    "Oh really?"
    "Yeah yeah yeah. So what we should do is everything in our power to disappoint those by making the movie completely unrecognizable to the fans!"
    "Well if you say so!"

    • @shirubionicle
      @shirubionicle Před 3 lety +6

      Uwe Boll, anyone?

    • @garreswe
      @garreswe Před rokem +5

      Did you mean Halo? Or maybe Prince of Persia? Or Mortal Kombat?

    • @river-yuki
      @river-yuki Před rokem +2

      That pretty much sums up every video game movie ever 😒

    • @river-yuki
      @river-yuki Před rokem +2

      @@garreswe Or maybe Uncharted? Or Assassin’s Creed? Or Doom? Or Dead or Alive? Or Tomb Raider?

    • @GenericUserName443
      @GenericUserName443 Před rokem

      @@river-yuki The last Tomb Raider movie was relatively faithful to the game, and it did have it´s good moments! (and an less than satisfying ending and a dad that could just not stay dead)

  • @mrgreen3956
    @mrgreen3956 Před rokem +5

    Love how that"I don't know" is 50/40 genuine confusion and I don't care, with just a dash of How dare you?!

  • @LetsBuild_withBabyByrd
    @LetsBuild_withBabyByrd Před 3 lety +9

    "Did... did you take magic mushrooms while-"
    "No, no no no no. I ate some portabellos"
    "Oh okay okay, okay"
    "Yeah, that would've completely messed with my acid trip"
    *oh, my god* 👁👄👁

  • @mr.vargas5648
    @mr.vargas5648 Před 4 lety +406

    "Were thoose magic mushrooms?"
    "No,no they would totaly meesed up my acid trip."
    I feel this lines arent so far from the truth.

    • @jwe2223
      @jwe2223 Před 4 lety +5

      Why not do both, it's called hippy flipping

    • @blackdecaymusic
      @blackdecaymusic Před 4 lety +8

      @@jwe2223 Incorrect, a hippy flip is Mushrooms and MDMA. Candy flip is LSD and MDMDA. Jedi flip is Mushrooms, LSD and MDMA and Nexus flip is 2C-B and MDMA.

    • @7thwardlord882
      @7thwardlord882 Před 4 lety +1

      @@blackdecaymusic sorry we dont know all about drugs😑

    • @blackdecaymusic
      @blackdecaymusic Před 4 lety +4

      @@7thwardlord882 that's completely okay as long as you don't actively spread false information which could potentially be dangerous, which is why I cleared it up :)

    • @NickCorvello
      @NickCorvello Před 4 lety +2

      @Bro Den *urge to know more intensifies*

  • @beautifulmidnight
    @beautifulmidnight Před 4 lety +289

    “I made a picture called Super Mario Bros., and my six-year-old son at the time - he’s now 18 - he said, ‘Dad, I think you’re probably a pretty good actor, but why did you play that terrible guy King Koopa in Super Mario Bros.?’ and I said, ‘Well Henry, I did that so you could have shoes,’ and he said, ‘Dad, I don’t need shoes that badly.'” I think Dennis Hopper’s son nails it.

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater Před 4 lety +19

    "Mushroom King is for some reason played by Lance Hendrickson."
    "Wow, he's an actor who's been in important movies. Won't he be hard to get?"
    "Actually it was super easy. Barely an inconvenience."

  • @wesleyoldham4222
    @wesleyoldham4222 Před 2 lety +3

    This is just Doki Doki Panic in movie form. The studio probably took a random script and said "What if we make the heroes Mario and Luigi?"

  • @lunayoshi
    @lunayoshi Před 4 lety +517

    "A big ol' fungus, all over the place, and it _wants to help!"_ I'm dead

  • @SirAthiro
    @SirAthiro Před 4 lety +47

    I could feel the frustration trying to explain this movie.

  • @Phantasmagorique
    @Phantasmagorique Před 3 lety +170

    I honestly can't fathom how this was ever approved and most importantly how some people got paid millions to produce this atrocity.

    • @chrisoliver3642
      @chrisoliver3642 Před 2 lety +12

      Now's a good time to familiarize yourself with the "sunk cost fallacy" that most of us are prone too. Both so you know how movies like this get made and so you can avoid making similar mistakes yourself.

    • @pauldavis9649
      @pauldavis9649 Před 2 lety +6

      Summed up by this video perfectly...a cash grab...by people who didn't care. There was clearly a segment of movie people back then who never played a video game in their lives and assumed anyone who did was completely brain dead and would just pay to see any garbage thrown on the screen with their game's title in it.

    • @areacode3816
      @areacode3816 Před 2 lety +8

      To be fair most adults at the time did not understand or respect video games or the gaming culture.
      I would not be shocked if they thought this movie was similar to what the game was actually like. That and kids have a high tolerance for bad movies. I remember liking the Garbage Pail Kids movie. As an adult I can't even finish 25 minutes of that one.

    • @Simonporter89
      @Simonporter89 Před 2 lety +12

      Having watched a bunch of videos about how this mess of a movie got made, the studio basicly gave the keys to the entire project to a pair of unknown directors that didn't want to make a Mario movie and lied to get the gig.
      They wanted to make a cyberpunk sci-fi movie and decided to use the massive budget at their disposal to make their project instead and just slapped mario names on everything.
      The studio not being video game fans, didn't really understand what they were making and just went along with it

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn Před 2 lety +1

      Same reason there were five (or fifty?) Twilight movies: build-in audience.

  • @bjchit
    @bjchit Před rokem +14

    You know that part about Daisy’s dad being turned into a fungus and wanting to help was actually sorta taken from the game; to wit, the original Super Mario Bros. had Peach kidnapped because Bowser had taken over the Kingdom and turned all the people who objected into bricks or blocks, the ones Mario can hit, so when they give up a coin or a fire flower it’s them offering something to help on his journey. Source: the original instruction manual.

  • @wille5080
    @wille5080 Před 4 lety +149

    Writer of Mario Bro’s movie: No I didn’t take mushrooms... That would have messed up my acid trip.
    ... It all makes sense now.

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 Před 4 lety +4

      I had to pause for a minute on that one

  • @shawnhenry3380
    @shawnhenry3380 Před 4 lety +134

    This pitch meeting is somehow less ridiculous than the actual movie.

  • @mindblownstudios2027
    @mindblownstudios2027 Před rokem +5

    “Pretty much exactly like that but not like that at all” is the perfect description of this movie

  • @GameTalkEddie
    @GameTalkEddie Před 3 lety +4

    4:30 - perfect hahahaaa!

  • @wickedwitch785
    @wickedwitch785 Před 4 lety +1961

    My dad and brother were extras in this movie, so I've seen this many times. I was laughing SO hard during this, because you hit it spot on LOL. My dad was sometimes a double for Mario. Near the end when Mario is loading the bullet for the flying shoes, (wtf is up with those too!) thats my dads hand loading the bullet. My brother is staring straight at the camera after King Kupa is slimmed standing behind Princess Daisy LOL. I loved this and will be sharing this with them!

  • @braddockakalatis2
    @braddockakalatis2 Před 4 lety +206

    "Yeah, sure, I don't care." There would only be about 10 movies ever made without that philosophy.

  • @Wyeuca
    @Wyeuca Před 3 lety +8

    "It might be."
    "It's not."
    No idea why, but that made me laugh probably more than it should.

  • @ICE-je9cz
    @ICE-je9cz Před 3 lety +7

    Ryan's indignancy whenever he says "I dont know" is amazing

  • @theoharris8978
    @theoharris8978 Před 4 lety +217

    I feel like this movie desperately needed a pitch meeting.

    • @ryanross6973
      @ryanross6973 Před 4 lety +12

      I feel like this movie desperately needs to be forgotten.

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 Před 4 lety +3

      @@ryanross6973 Agreed.

    • @derp-7274
      @derp-7274 Před 4 lety +1

      Yes

    • @wiht3630
      @wiht3630 Před 4 lety +3

      Yeah I feel like if they talked about it at all before starting filming they could have fixed some things

    • @devinpaul9026
      @devinpaul9026 Před 4 lety +2

      Feeling that things desperately need other things is TIGHT!

  • @thewayofthebeard3680
    @thewayofthebeard3680 Před 4 lety +1177

    More... We need more pitch meetings lol
    Inception
    Interstellar
    The Martian
    The Mask
    Lord of the Rings
    Gone Girl?
    I, Robot?
    Titanic
    Bruce Almighty
    Armageddon
    Chappie?

    • @the7thmagazine
      @the7thmagazine Před 4 lety +7

      Yes.

    • @DUANEYAISER
      @DUANEYAISER Před 4 lety +3

      The Way of The Beard Chappie? More like “Crappy!” :-)

    • @filiporvik2782
      @filiporvik2782 Před 4 lety +12

      I just know that he's gonna bring up «why didn't they fly the eagles to Mordor».

    • @stickman3208
      @stickman3208 Před 4 lety +1

      Yes

    • @L.Keml0
      @L.Keml0 Před 4 lety +11

      I'd love to see a pitch meeting for the mask!

  • @WombatDave
    @WombatDave Před 3 lety +11

    Sometimes I watch these and I think, "Yes, I imagine that is more or less how that meeting went." This, however, is a masterpiece that could not have done a better job summing up everything involved with the movie in question.

  • @swindlrmagician
    @swindlrmagician Před 2 lety +4

    "For some reason, I'm convinced" could've been one of his iconic Lines in these pitch meetings

  • @PjPerez
    @PjPerez Před 4 lety +264

    Mario: It's a me--
    Writer Guy: I just don't care.

  • @avanticurecanti9998
    @avanticurecanti9998 Před 4 lety +142

    "Going all-in on plumbing" sounds like a euphemism. And it disturbs me.

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 Před 4 lety +7

      It is a euphemism and it shouldn't disturb you. All in on Plumbing is just a date with only the sex part, a relationship with only the sex part, or having your 7 best friends over with only the sex part.

    • @cthulhustar997
      @cthulhustar997 Před 4 lety

      Mark Uhler sounds more like a gamble on someone who might have an std

    •  Před 4 lety +8

      It's an euphemism, and a TIGHT one at that.

    • @Wardog01Actual
      @Wardog01Actual Před 4 lety

      Brazzers approves.

    • @stevedenis8292
      @stevedenis8292 Před 4 lety +2

      When it comes down to it plumbing should be tight or you will get nasty leaks.

  • @juststatedtheobvious9633
    @juststatedtheobvious9633 Před rokem +10

    That ending hits a bit different now that Sonic's succeeded and Mario's getting a movie where the only person who doesn't care is the actor doing his voice.

    • @PrinceFloof
      @PrinceFloof Před rokem +1

      Yea, everyone else is doing a fine job except Pratt

    • @PrinceFloof
      @PrinceFloof Před rokem

      Tho considering it's Illumination apart of this project I'm a little worried

  • @MrGUnit27
    @MrGUnit27 Před 2 lety +9

    In an interview, Dennis Hopper said that his son asked him why he did this movie and he replied "So I can buy you new shoes." His son responded, "I don't need shoes that badly." 😂😂

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn Před rokem

      Okay, so that might be an urban myth, but it's a great one.
      Also, perfectly awesome six-word critic on this movie.

    • @SpaceCase132
      @SpaceCase132 Před rokem

      Also, Bob Hoskins, the actor that plays Mario, didn’t even know who Mario was until after he accepted the role when his son showed him that Mario was a character in a video game.

  • @justinhackstadt6677
    @justinhackstadt6677 Před 4 lety +133

    5:35 "I don't care!"
    Sums up the directors mantra entirely on this movie. Lmao

  • @DotaCandies
    @DotaCandies Před 4 lety +107

    "I...I do not ... I DON'T CARE."
    "Ok, alright."

    • @zammmerjammer
      @zammmerjammer Před 4 lety +9

      They should have put this on the poster for this movie.

    • @MrDerekMagnuson
      @MrDerekMagnuson Před 4 lety +1

      I love that the “get off my back” line was replaced with an exasperated “ I just don’t care.”

  • @tickkid
    @tickkid Před 3 lety

    Ok, this is my favorite one. Every time I watch another one, I come back and bookend it with this one. Just cracks me up every time.

  • @dbakes6164
    @dbakes6164 Před 2 lety +6

    Time stamps of some great moments so basically the whole video 1:40-1:47-2:26-2:37-2:47-2:53-3:13-3:16-3:20-3:28-3:36-3:37-3:47-3:59-4:07-4:14-4:33-4:41-4:44-4:48-4:49-4:51-4:54-5:01-5:06-5:08-5:13-5:21-5:24-5:37-5:44-5:47-
    Ultimate finale 5:50

  • @abalog1867
    @abalog1867 Před 4 lety +151

    It's simple. "Look at the door. Get on the floor. Everybody do the dinosaur." Where's the confusion? Whoops. Whoopsie.

  • @MickMcN
    @MickMcN Před 4 lety +187

    Suggestions:
    - The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
    - Van Helsing.

  • @JackieGoehner
    @JackieGoehner Před 2 lety +4

    In fairness, Charles Martinet (voice of Mario) said the "it's a me!" line for the first time only a couple years after the movie was released

  • @bandicootsauce4569
    @bandicootsauce4569 Před 3 lety +15

    "So, over a long enough period of time..."
    "Literally everything evolves into a human being, that's right."
    Well, that explains Splatoon's entire premise. Lol!

  • @ts25679
    @ts25679 Před 4 lety +147

    I'm starting to feel like "I don’t care" could be a new catchphrase for the series given how applicable it seems to be to most studios.

    • @Bladez10
      @Bladez10 Před 4 lety +4

      Going to be hard to beat: "It's going be super easy, hardly an inconvenience". I mean, I bet that's their answer to :"How hard is it going to be to get people to spend their money on these movies?"

    • @tieck4408
      @tieck4408 Před 4 lety +1

      I felt like he was channeling Alex Kurtzman for this one.

    • @cat5kable
      @cat5kable Před 4 lety +6

      I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about adding a mew catch phrase.

    • @TheJoker-qo4fg
      @TheJoker-qo4fg Před 4 lety +3

      ts25679 yeah
      Using it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @tntkff9901
    @tntkff9901 Před 4 lety +146

    "Oh, a goomba, one of those little mushrooms with the big head?"
    "I don't know, I've never played the game nor any intention of doing so, I just heard the name and thought 'Giant Tiny Headed Lizard'."

    • @mr.vargas5648
      @mr.vargas5648 Před 4 lety +5

      let make them giant lizards with small heads.

    • @meleardil
      @meleardil Před 4 lety +3

      In hungarian gomba literally means mushroom. I dont know how many more languages use this word.

  • @Imperial_Dynamics
    @Imperial_Dynamics Před rokem

    One of the best pitch meeting videos. I especially love the "I don't care" parts 😂

  • @avinashmathur7865
    @avinashmathur7865 Před 2 lety +4

    Okay, now imagine a Crisp Rat in it.

  • @Riverfilly153
    @Riverfilly153 Před 4 lety +31

    “A big old fungus all over the place, and it wants to help.” 😂

  • @KarstensCreationsKC
    @KarstensCreationsKC Před 4 lety +106

    "Maybe dinosaurs were slime before they were dinosaurs... I... I just don't care"
    I laughed far harder at that than was probably necessary

  • @wyrlismike
    @wyrlismike Před 3 lety

    Totally didn't want to watch this one for awhile, not sure why. But oh jeez that made me laugh harder then any pitch meetings I've seen yet. Brilliant, love this guy

  • @halfdbsr3454
    @halfdbsr3454 Před rokem +2

    this is definitely the funniest pitch meeting Ryan has put out there

  • @RionE23
    @RionE23 Před 4 lety +160

    “Let’s just try it... for a few decades..”
    “What?”
    A movie I’d like to see a pitch meeting for: “Star Trek Insurrection”

    • @Lycanthromancer1
      @Lycanthromancer1 Před 4 lety +6

      What? Star Trek: Insurance Salesman? Is that a thing?

    • @RionE23
      @RionE23 Před 4 lety +6

      Lycanthromancer no but let’s make that a thing, is your starships warranty about to expire? Lmao
      As many times as the enterprise gets attacked it could use insurance

    • @Lycanthromancer1
      @Lycanthromancer1 Před 4 lety +4

      Well, it's better than Star Trek: Incensed Erection. Maybe.
      Wait, I wanna see that, now.

    • @raffyssiti6871
      @raffyssiti6871 Před 4 lety +2

      Lmao

    • @Temmie321
      @Temmie321 Před 4 lety +2

      Or doom!

  • @dudedysseus
    @dudedysseus Před 4 lety +279

    I really want "I don't care" to become a new catch phrase/running joke.

    • @jdbjicase
      @jdbjicase Před 3 lety +12

      The way movies are written nowadays, it would be super easy to do that.

    • @jdbjicase
      @jdbjicase Před 3 lety +13

      Crap, I forgot to say "Barely an inconvenience.". Whoops.

    • @dudedysseus
      @dudedysseus Před 3 lety +3

      @@jdbjicase I'll let it go this time.

    • @horridhenry8342
      @horridhenry8342 Před 3 lety +9

      @@jdbjicase whoopsie

    • @ShazeemKhan
      @ShazeemKhan Před 2 lety +3

      That works!

  • @Magekind
    @Magekind Před 3 lety +6

    Just the amount of effort he puts into expressing, "I don't care."

  • @Playingwith3D
    @Playingwith3D Před 3 lety +5

    "going all in on plumbing is tight" hmmm, that is a loaded statement if I ever saw one. 😂
    The writing is very clever. Love it.

  • @Its__Good
    @Its__Good Před 4 lety +105

    "It must be hard to make a movie from a popular computer game?"
    "Actually it's Super Mario, barely an inconvenience."

  • @isaac1670
    @isaac1670 Před 4 lety +442

    "Going all in on plumbing is tight."
    "It sure is."
    I see what you did there.

    • @dae57
      @dae57 Před 4 lety +7

      Yes! Someone else caught it!

    • @Danyko33
      @Danyko33 Před 4 lety +3

      I think I didn'r catch it, what's the special joke there?

    • @richardgarrison8328
      @richardgarrison8328 Před 4 lety +1

      DomNeek please explain

    • @lordn3m3sis
      @lordn3m3sis Před 4 lety +1

      we are all normies here in the comments, please captain explain it to us

    • @ismaeldomingues41
      @ismaeldomingues41 Před 4 lety +3

      @@lordn3m3sis because pipes até tight..

  • @sydneynorkus4375
    @sydneynorkus4375 Před 3 lety +3

    3:54 im not sleeping tonight

  • @rogerfricke1785
    @rogerfricke1785 Před 2 lety

    This is probably the best pitch meeting on the channel

  • @shionkreth7536
    @shionkreth7536 Před 4 lety +34

    Me: Remember when movies weren't all terrible?
    Some random passerby: You must've missed the Super Mario Bros movie from the 90s..
    Me: I know not of which you speak, for they made no such movie.

  • @TF2Fan101
    @TF2Fan101 Před 4 lety +157

    Producer: Are there any mushrooms in this movie?
    Me: There were a lot in the writer’s room when this movie was being developed.

  • @arfansthename
    @arfansthename Před 3 lety +9

    "Its-a-me" I have a feeling that Ryan is time-traveling...

  • @pizza_tony374
    @pizza_tony374 Před 3 lety +2

    This movie is amazing, the special effects are super convincing

  • @The_Greedy_Orphan
    @The_Greedy_Orphan Před 4 lety +28

    "yeah that wudda completely messed with my acid trip" 😂😂😂

  • @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337
    @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 Před 4 lety +508

    I'm so glad I get to know everything that happens in the movie without actually needing to see it, honestly it was very convenient

    • @J.R.__
      @J.R.__ Před 4 lety +37

      MaxZaps Gaming super easy...

    • @fiberpoet6250
      @fiberpoet6250 Před 4 lety +36

      jarodsimon barely an inconvenience

    • @matthewgilmore4307
      @matthewgilmore4307 Před 3 lety +13

      super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @ToyKeeper
      @ToyKeeper Před 3 lety +12

      It was an odd movie for sure. It was from 1993 and a lot of it was about what life would be like if Trump was president. King Koopa was styled after him, as were rather a lot of other movie villains. It has a weird amount of depth and prophetic political commentary for a movie which was supposed to be about Mario Bros.
      If you ever find yourself with time to kill, the full analysis is in "Our Popcorn Movie Dystopia" by Some More News.

    • @patrickd8654
      @patrickd8654 Před 3 lety

      Even with Riff Trax, I was only able to get about halfway through that movie.

  • @VicJang
    @VicJang Před 3 lety

    One of the best. Thank you for making this!

  • @Zlittlepenguin
    @Zlittlepenguin Před 2 lety

    This is like the best pitch meeting episode XD