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    Spoiler alert! Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Star Trek!
    Before J.J. Abrams took over the world of Star Wars with The Force Awakens and the Rise of Skywalker, he revived another classic sci-fi franchise with 2009’s Star Trek, a movie so filled with lens flares it was difficult to see. But from what people could make out, it seemed pretty good!
    Although the movie was a critical and financial success, it definitely raises a few questions. Like why didn’t Chris Hemsworth abandon ship if he was just setting it on a collision course? What was the point of the young Kirk scenes? How was Kirk qualified to be promoted? How did he happen to land on a remote planet and stumble upon the cave where Spock Prime was hanging out? What exactly do black holes and red matter do?!
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Star Trek!
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  • @Brad772006
    @Brad772006 Před 4 lety +7312

    Does anyone else find it a little scary that these two guys are responsible for almost every movie we have ever seen?

    • @buccham6354
      @buccham6354 Před 4 lety +79

      Everyday

    • @illuminati4786
      @illuminati4786 Před 4 lety +134

      hollywood monopoly

    • @DustFC
      @DustFC Před 4 lety +321

      Having two omnipotent Canadian movies gods is TIGHT!

    • @yashwinning
      @yashwinning Před 4 lety +154

      Two? It's just one guy who's moving really fast. Classic rookie mistake

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 Před 4 lety +31

      Disney has been at it using these two

  • @JCMPRadio
    @JCMPRadio Před 3 lety +2333

    I really appreciate the fact that the video is bordered by lens flairs the entire time without him even mentioning it!

    • @totallynameless8861
      @totallynameless8861 Před 2 lety +117

      Oh my god, I never noticed that before! That's so cool.

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 Před 2 lety +53

      I was just gonna say this, amazing detail work lol

    • @rayray8664
      @rayray8664 Před 2 lety +14

      😂😂

    • @stevesmiff
      @stevesmiff Před 2 lety +37

      How tf am I JUST noticing this?!?! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @pauljohnston9574
      @pauljohnston9574 Před 2 lety +25

      I kinda wondered how he would mention it.

  • @jaylewis9876
    @jaylewis9876 Před 3 lety +840

    I want to see the alternate ending where the guy looks at a calendar and avoids all the drama

    • @taylorjade6918
      @taylorjade6918 Před 3 lety +11

      Came to the comments to say this 😁

    • @HINESisGOAT
      @HINESisGOAT Před 3 lety +4

      I didn't understand the calendar part of the pitch meeting. What's the joke?

    • @TathD
      @TathD Před 3 lety +55

      Nero does know the stardate he's arrived at, because the captain of the USS Kelvin tells him after coming aboard. He still waits 25 years plotting "revenge" on the people who tried to help his planet but failed, and without warning Romulus about the impending supernova. Make of that what you will.

    • @Nikenik2001
      @Nikenik2001 Před 3 lety +12

      @@TathD It's explained in the comic, Nero was imprisoned on a klingon prison planet while his damaged borg technology time-ship was in orbit slowly reparing itself making Nero's escape possible.

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 Před 3 lety +30

      @@Nikenik2001 Wait, that doesn't explain anything

  • @playerpage
    @playerpage Před 4 lety +3356

    "They bullied him 35 times and never tried a 'yo Mama' joke?"
    "That's right."
    "Ooooh, uncreative space bullies are TIGHT."

  • @awesomedonut8228
    @awesomedonut8228 Před 4 lety +1793

    “I was born at a very young age.”
    -The crew members of the Enterprise

    • @StacieMMeier
      @StacieMMeier Před 4 lety +38

      Well, to be fair, the idea of a young Spock and Kirk is sound for the plot, just they could have given more than they did. Kirk was established as a rebel and Spock was treated as an outcast by his peers. Both have issues and personal matters that need to be solved, they are both broken and have suffered, yet they together are going to save the Galaxy many times over. I wish the plot would have given more in that area. The Older Spock was correct, the Universe needs both of them.

    • @Nixx1.0
      @Nixx1.0 Před 4 lety +3

      Stacie Meier well to be fair, you’re not smart and stfu

    • @simcard027
      @simcard027 Před 4 lety +6

      me too. fortunately my mother was close by tho so i was ok

    • @broomemike1
      @broomemike1 Před 4 lety +16

      @@Nixx1.0 wow, how annoying are you?

    • @thegreatherox
      @thegreatherox Před 4 lety +5

      At age 6 I was born without a face

  • @Smokin_Snowman
    @Smokin_Snowman Před 4 lety +486

    "Well he was right about a thing so that makes him qualified now."
    "Wowowow. Wow."

  • @Alan_One1
    @Alan_One1 Před 4 lety +899

    >is mad at Spock for accidentally blowing up his planet
    >goes 154 years back in time
    >sits around for 25 years
    >Never warns Romulans of it's future doom
    Plot holes are TIGHT

    • @karmagrl76
      @karmagrl76 Před 3 lety +5

      @Michael Freed Not eating is tight!

    • @jessiejanson1528
      @jessiejanson1528 Před 3 lety +60

      i think it was actually explained, he was ANGRY that his planet was blown up and so he wanted to kill the guy he thought was responsible after blowing up his planet for revenge. As far as he was concerned "it already happened" so his anger needed to be satisfied. He apparently just didnt care about saving the planet, he only cared about revenge. Honestly, im surprised they didnt just use the BS reason of "if i stop it, it will create a paradox" Literally would have solved the problem and taken about 10 seconds. Thats as long as they took to pan the camera in some scenes.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 Před 3 lety +10

      @@jessiejanson1528 Wasn't he in prison in a deleted scene?

    • @jessiejanson1528
      @jessiejanson1528 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ChangedMyNameFinally69 no idea.

    • @arthurfisher1857
      @arthurfisher1857 Před 3 lety +39

      @@jessiejanson1528 the way Star Trek seems to do tome travel, it actually makes sense. Stoping Romulus blowing up wouldn't save HIS planet, it would just create a different timeline. The original timeline he's from would still exist and thus, his family and home would still be toast. He could have tried warning the new timelines Romulans, but he probably figured they wouldn't believe him or something.
      So, he had the original timelines Spock who had failed and let his home blow up, so what does he do? Blows up Spock's home.
      From the POV of a nut-job psycho, it actually makes perfect logical sense.

  • @jonathanstratton321
    @jonathanstratton321 Před 4 lety +301

    Love the random lens flares in the meeting part.

  • @USN1985dos
    @USN1985dos Před 4 lety +656

    Ahhh, I remember when I joined the Navy. I snuck onto a base and they were like "Dang-it, I guess he's in."

    • @FussyPickles
      @FussyPickles Před 4 lety +85

      Did you bring an apple? You could probably be a captain if you brought an apple.

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master Před 4 lety +36

      I tried that at Nellis AFB, and all I got was a LOT of security questions.

    • @blindleader42
      @blindleader42 Před 4 lety +18

      @@Pimp-Master And you didn't even get to meet the aliens?

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master Před 4 lety +14

      @@blindleader42 Nope, I'll never be Kirk in that respect, haha.

    • @That80sGuy1972
      @That80sGuy1972 Před 4 lety +14

      So, did you do something brave on a ship you stowed away on after that to later become its captain?

  • @liar6371
    @liar6371 Před 4 lety +7850

    Adding a little Lens Flare in the pitch meeting is tight

    • @silversurfer8818
      @silversurfer8818 Před 4 lety +105

      Didn't notice till i read it!

    • @forsaken841
      @forsaken841 Před 4 lety +72

      Were way to subtle

    • @C00Cker
      @C00Cker Před 4 lety +21

      Are they a reference or something? I don't remember too much from the film now

    • @simonhowell4486
      @simonhowell4486 Před 4 lety +139

      @@C00Cker
      It's a JJ Abrams film, that's like his signature, all his movies have them,.......like a lot of them

    • @brianhouston5368
      @brianhouston5368 Před 4 lety +33

      Very tight.

  • @ballybunion9
    @ballybunion9 Před 3 lety +305

    "In case you hadn't noticed, there's four of us and only one of you."
    "So go get two more guys and that will make it a fair fight."
    Pretty cool line.

    • @doboom7948
      @doboom7948 Před 3 lety +3

      Reyna to the hunters of artemis

    • @arthurballs7083
      @arthurballs7083 Před 3 lety +13

      "We have you 4 to 1.
      I like those odds."

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 Před 2 lety +3

      What would Jack Reacher say?

    • @peterwinters8587
      @peterwinters8587 Před 2 lety +1

      Similar line in Hooper, 1980

    • @siddharthrana9011
      @siddharthrana9011 Před 2 lety +3

      @@dancrane3807 it's actually 2 again one
      I beat you and your overly compassionate friend is gonna come and swing I beat him too and the group morale drops and they all scatter.

  • @toddthacker8258
    @toddthacker8258 Před 4 lety +487

    In defense of George Kirk staying on the bridge he did use the ship's defenses to protect the escape shuttles as they were leaving.

    • @gjs96
      @gjs96 Před 3 lety +35

      So he can program the ship’s trajectory but not its defenses?

    • @toddthacker8258
      @toddthacker8258 Před 3 lety +54

      @@gjs96 Autopilot is easier to program ("go this direction at this speed"). Ship defenses would be much more difficult unless they were already completely automated.

    • @gordoschmordo2826
      @gordoschmordo2826 Před 3 lety +95

      And it does free him up to keep playing Thor, so there's that.

    • @mastervading4306
      @mastervading4306 Před 3 lety +29

      @@gordoschmordo2826 super convenient!

    • @TalesOfWar
      @TalesOfWar Před 3 lety +37

      @@toddthacker8258 I guess they don't have remote desktop in the future? Also we have entirely automated CIWS on warships right now.

  • @MegaRayland
    @MegaRayland Před 4 lety +801

    “And how would you shoot this thing?”
    “Like a film student who doesn’t know when to stop moving the camera, and then post produce it like a VFX student who fell in love with a lens flare filter.”
    “Amazing.”

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf Před 4 lety +21

      @Charlie Vetsworth It has more than none, so no.

    • @nacl7991
      @nacl7991 Před 4 lety +5

      Cameraman with Parkinson

    • @matane2465
      @matane2465 Před 4 lety +13

      @Charlie Vetsworth considering lens flare is something to be avoided and modern cameras are designed in such a way to reduce chance of lens flare, no, no lens flare is preferable.

    • @r.o.1063
      @r.o.1063 Před 4 lety +4

      Lens flare is tight.

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master Před 4 lety +10

      Go back in time to prevent that intern from showing JJ the lens flare gimmick.

  • @tediousmaximus1067
    @tediousmaximus1067 Před 4 lety +1446

    "It's good to know they were once children and not born fully grown men!"
    Brilliant!

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX Před 4 lety +34

      Seriously every superhero origin story ever. I mean how many times do we need to see Batman as a kid!?

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming Před 4 lety +25

      @@AndreNitroX Do we always need to see Batman's parents dying in super slow motion?

    • @hawkdsl
      @hawkdsl Před 3 lety +7

      @@kanyerahming Yes. It is a Universal Law.

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming Před 3 lety +6

      @@hawkdsl *multiversal

    • @magnusquercu9905
      @magnusquercu9905 Před 3 lety +9

      We really need to see Batman’s parents as kids, that’ll work even better!

  • @pythonjava6228
    @pythonjava6228 Před 3 lety +158

    The young Spock scenes made more sense for Spock's arc that the young Kirk scenes did for Kirk's

    • @robertkarp2070
      @robertkarp2070 Před rokem +11

      It was to show that Kirk was reckless and fearless. What I want to know is after several hundred years, where does someone get a classic car like that so he could drive it off a cliff?

    • @StewartFletcher
      @StewartFletcher Před rokem +3

      @@robertkarp2070 I bet you could buy a replica horse and bugee right now

    • @josiahbahuaud2294
      @josiahbahuaud2294 Před rokem +3

      @@StewartFletcher A replica horse and buggy would be just a horse and buggy.

    • @promontorium
      @promontorium Před rokem +5

      Both make sense and they work together. Because this is an alternate history of the Star Trek everyone knew, we are being introduced to a different version of Kirk. He had no father so he grows up a rambunctious little turd. We see Spock's childhood because it helps show the impact of his personal choices and his losses in the film.
      They work together because the movie was embracing the duality of Kirk/Spock and seeing their troubled childhoods together fit in showing how their characters developed that led them to Star Fleet in spite of their upbringing.

    • @nagoranerides3150
      @nagoranerides3150 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@promontorium Nah, it was just crap.

  • @UnclePhil73
    @UnclePhil73 Před 3 lety +137

    35 tries and they never tried a “yo mama” joke? That one genuinely made me LOL

  • @madtitanthanos7898
    @madtitanthanos7898 Před 4 lety +662

    I love the fact there's lens flares throughout this video

    • @madtitanthanos7898
      @madtitanthanos7898 Před 4 lety +15

      @@mariusjacobs83 it's a subtle, yet funny, detail that I never knew I needed

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 Před 4 lety +30

      Still not as intrusive as they were in the movie

    • @madtitanthanos7898
      @madtitanthanos7898 Před 4 lety +7

      @@battlesheep2552 lmao so true

    • @MaynardFreek
      @MaynardFreek Před 4 lety +1

      No just no. Did I say no? Did I mention no? Did I not say no? How many times do I have to say no? No no no no no! Is this enough? I can no more times if need be!!! No.....

    • @tamaraturley8618
      @tamaraturley8618 Před 4 lety +4

      I kept thinking something was wrong with my phone at first. Lol.

  • @marcy2443
    @marcy2443 Před 4 lety +2500

    “Wait so do black holes destroy things or send them back in time?”
    “They literally do anything I want” 😂😂😂

    • @Miranox2
      @Miranox2 Před 4 lety +76

      Black holes are like quantum mechanics. The audience doesn't know squat about them so you really can make up anything and they'll eat it up. It's just sad when a movie contradicts itself with its own made-up nonsense.

    • @bdb1052
      @bdb1052 Před 4 lety +19

      Lol like cold fusion. A bunch of 90s movies always hyped that up because no one knew what that was

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 Před 4 lety +8

      Well okay, then!

    • @tobyhart8515
      @tobyhart8515 Před 4 lety +8

      They knew the drill.

    • @gdilling
      @gdilling Před 4 lety +11

      tommy cane115 Clearly you are poorly educated in physics.

  • @ellariel7457
    @ellariel7457 Před 3 lety +164

    Screenwriter Guy: Right, 'cause he's not the main character, so he can't go places unless he's with the main character.
    Studio Guy: That makes sense.
    Wow wow wow. Wow. There is no end to this man's genius.

  • @matthewsager925
    @matthewsager925 Před 3 lety +61

    Lens flares are the attention to detail that makes Ryan so successful!

  • @janderson1008
    @janderson1008 Před 4 lety +434

    "Is it like a reboot or a sequel or a prequel?"
    "Yes."

  • @seamuswalker6879
    @seamuswalker6879 Před 4 lety +1781

    “It is like a reboot or a sequel or a prequel?” “Yes”

    • @MrDigztheswagking
      @MrDigztheswagking Před 4 lety +19

      All of them YES!!!!!

    • @marclewis5505
      @marclewis5505 Před 4 lety +34

      The movie being all 3 was tight!

    • @PhilBagels
      @PhilBagels Před 4 lety +32

      More like taking the Gene Roddenberry's legacy, taking a big steaming dump on it, and then forcing it down the throats of young people so they'll never know what Star Trek actually is.

    • @Hector52441
      @Hector52441 Před 4 lety +11

      @@PhilBagels yeah basically

    • @anthonymuc
      @anthonymuc Před 4 lety +1

      "I love it"

  • @DJ_Force
    @DJ_Force Před 4 lety +119

    Writer: I've got a generic Buck Rogers/Flash Gorden type SciFi action script for you.
    Producer: Great, but what if instead of using your names, we used names from the original Star Trek?
    Writer: But my characters are nothing like those Star Trek characters. Have you even seen the original Star Trek?
    Producer: No...but I have seen money, and I think if we call this Star Trek, we might see some more of it.
    Writer: Well okay then!

    • @donwhiteley3293
      @donwhiteley3293 Před 3 lety +19

      We just found the REAL pitch meeting for JJ Trek.

  • @commandercaptain4664
    @commandercaptain4664 Před 3 lety +52

    Writer: You should enlist in Starfleet, you violent drunk. Let's do this thing!
    Suit: So what does Kirk do?
    Writer: He does this thing!
    Suit: Doing things while drunk is tight!

  • @LLPOF
    @LLPOF Před 4 lety +2365

    If in 30 years when I'm 80 and I'm still watching Pitch Meetings, I will have deemed my life was a good one.

    • @notyou8716
      @notyou8716 Před 3 lety +40

      That's a pretty low bar, but okay.

    • @LLPOF
      @LLPOF Před 3 lety +131

      @@notyou8716 Yeah, I know, but I am doing the best with what I got. :-)

    • @SRP3572
      @SRP3572 Před 3 lety +167

      Deeming your life was a good one because of watching CZcams videos is TIGHT

    • @ndz9818
      @ndz9818 Před 3 lety +52

      Yeah yeah yeah

    • @georgetsoutis4204
      @georgetsoutis4204 Před 3 lety +64

      Sounds super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @YayMiko
    @YayMiko Před 4 lety +625

    “You should enlist in starfleet, you violent drunk” 😂

  • @BP-dn9nv
    @BP-dn9nv Před 6 měsíci +10

    JJ Abrams is a master at writing plot hole filled films that can distract you with lens flares to forget about all of said plot holes.

  • @laurenhazlett6327
    @laurenhazlett6327 Před 4 lety +43

    The "Wowwowow" bit is my favorite every single time.

    • @JohnGalt916
      @JohnGalt916 Před 4 lety +2

      I realized I started saying things are "tight". Like its 97

    • @laurenhazlett6327
      @laurenhazlett6327 Před 4 lety +9

      @@JohnGalt916 oh using slang from 25 years ago is tight

  • @godbear2930
    @godbear2930 Před 4 lety +944

    Bully: Yo mama so human that she'll most likely get old and die in 70 to 80 years.
    Space possy: *Oooooooooooooooo*

    • @NymulAhmed
      @NymulAhmed Před 4 lety +11

      @Lost Aquarian jesus

    • @emdm2220
      @emdm2220 Před 4 lety +18

      @Lost Aquarian absolutely destroyed

    • @Haywood-Jablomi
      @Haywood-Jablomi Před 4 lety +7

      *posse

    • @jpaltman706
      @jpaltman706 Před 4 lety +12

      You just ruined that man's whole career!

    • @mightbearer
      @mightbearer Před 4 lety +22

      Oh excrement son. Are you going to allow him logically state your set? 😂😂😂

  • @elkhartandy209
    @elkhartandy209 Před 4 lety +587

    My wife: "How can you watch that while sitting on the toilet?"
    Me: " Super easy, barely an inconvienence "

  • @Toxic_chicken
    @Toxic_chicken Před 3 lety +27

    I literally just noticed Ryan has lens flares on throughout the entire meeting

  • @macleunin
    @macleunin Před 4 lety +23

    “Is it like a reboot, a sequel, a prequel?
    Yes”
    I’m dead 😂

  • @davetoms1
    @davetoms1 Před 4 lety +489

    "How much lens flare do you want?"
    "Yes."

    • @mezz3036
      @mezz3036 Před 3 lety +1

      3rd time iv'e seen this and only just noticed the screen flare 😂

    • @heroino89
      @heroino89 Před 3 lety

      @@johnnyjohnny6174 all the playlists on your channel suck.

    • @heroino89
      @heroino89 Před 3 lety

      @@johnnyjohnny6174 oh I don't care about that. Just wanted to spread some negativity since you clearly enjoy that

    • @heroino89
      @heroino89 Před 3 lety

      @@johnnyjohnny6174 nah I'm good

  • @DoctorGoober
    @DoctorGoober Před 4 lety +246

    JJ Abrams: Overusing lens flare effects is tight!

    • @polyhymnia701
      @polyhymnia701 Před 4 lety +7

      Charlie Vetsworth I think people make fun of Abrams' use of lense flares because it's a perfect metaphor for his movies - looks super cool, but has no substance.

    • @andrewphillips8341
      @andrewphillips8341 Před 4 lety

      You have to wear sunglasses in a Jar Jar film

  • @MrFingerz14
    @MrFingerz14 Před 4 lety +18

    I lost it at the “you violent drunk” part. 😂

  • @happyhappyjoyjoy6497
    @happyhappyjoyjoy6497 Před 3 lety +31

    Amazing work on this one. You covered most of what I thought about from JJs remakes. It is almost like he knew most people wouldn’t care. Rush the plot and origin story, and include everything possible from
    Nostalgia purposes

  • @aadilsherkar7054
    @aadilsherkar7054 Před 4 lety +515

    "They bullied him 35 times and never tried a Yo Mama joke?"
    "That's right."
    "Ohhh uncreative space bullies are tight!"
    😂😂😂😂
    Ryan is totally underrated lmao

    • @SValens
      @SValens Před 4 lety +2

      My favorite part! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TERRORdrigo
      @TERRORdrigo Před 4 lety +10

      Underrated? Every pitch meeting video is loaded with comments saying Ryan is carrying this channel

    • @cometmoon4485
      @cometmoon4485 Před 4 lety +4

      @@TERRORdrigo
      Sure but his subscriber count is still pretty low.

  • @JaelaOrdo
    @JaelaOrdo Před 4 lety +860

    “He’s not the main character so he can’t go places unless he’s with the main character” 😂

    • @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097
      @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 Před 4 lety +47

      basically a videogame

    • @vladtheimpaler9577
      @vladtheimpaler9577 Před 4 lety +18

      Wow escort quests in a nutshell

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov Před 4 lety +15

      There’s a book series called Spells, Swords, & Stealth involving a group of NPCs who actually decide to do something even though they’re not the players

    • @chicostephenson
      @chicostephenson Před 4 lety +6

      Is it me, or did anyone else notice that nothing could happen in the original Star Trek without Kirk? What a stage hog!

    • @benroberts2222
      @benroberts2222 Před 4 lety +26

      Q: If a tree falls in a JJ Abrams movie, does it make a sound?
      A: only if the main character is around at the time.

  • @azraelbatosi
    @azraelbatosi Před 3 lety +8

    Watched this a few times and I NEVER noticed the bloody lens flares....I love that stuff in these vids. Honestly I’d never be on this channel without these skits, they’re genius

  • @parsival
    @parsival Před 4 lety +5

    I love the little detail of lense flares in the corner of each screen for when both of the guys are talking

  • @Jarsia
    @Jarsia Před 4 lety +222

    "I think something is wrong with your script. It's leaking"
    "what do you mean, sir?"
    "well you're getting lens flares all over my office, I think they're coming from the script"
    "sir, I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about that"
    "yeah, lemme grab my sunglasses and get off that thing"

    • @eden032
      @eden032 Před 4 lety

      Lmao!

    • @user-hardbrain
      @user-hardbrain Před 4 lety +2

      Missed opportunity for a pitch meeting joke but this is definitely funny 😂😂😂👍

    • @EG-cm5th
      @EG-cm5th Před 4 lety +2

      omg that would've been perfect.
      I can even hear it in his voices. :P

    • @JaBoreman
      @JaBoreman Před 4 lety

      Jarsia quoting the video makes u gay. Lmao. Unoriginal fool

  • @mrscribbles2693
    @mrscribbles2693 Před 4 lety +270

    ScreenRant: You are too popular you are being removed from this channel
    Ryan: I AM THE CHANNEL

    • @KiraSunrise
      @KiraSunrise Před 4 lety +28

      Mr Scribbles Its treason then

    • @filastyle84
      @filastyle84 Před 4 lety +11

      @@KiraSunrise Wow, wow, wow... wow!

    • @bearbrand6626
      @bearbrand6626 Před 4 lety +8

      They've gotta know he's their golden goose.

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 Před 4 lety +6

      Considering all their channel promotion heavily features him, I think they know this.

    • @Kindiah
      @Kindiah Před 4 lety +2

      Everything else they do is a waste of time!

  • @moxiemaxie3543
    @moxiemaxie3543 Před 4 lety +40

    Why did the bullies have enough emotional thought to pick on someone else for being different?

    • @nybergsgarage
      @nybergsgarage Před 3 lety +3

      really, vulcans do have emotions, they just learn to ignore and or control them.

    • @maxxsteele9396
      @maxxsteele9396 Před 3 lety +4

      @@nybergsgarage Your comment is illogical.

    • @seronimo__7735
      @seronimo__7735 Před 2 lety +2

      "Suppress" might be a better word for that.

    • @AllenKnutson
      @AllenKnutson Před 2 lety

      Stephen Nyberg has the right of it. The Vulcans split off from the warlike Romulans, whom they otherwise look and dress like (in ST:TNG anyway).

  • @josephmiller8974
    @josephmiller8974 Před 3 lety +8

    Just goes to show that JJ is the McDonald's of film: big studio, big budget junk food that offers absolutely nothing good or creative, but is somehow entertaining and successful. Like that Michael Bay guy!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +146

    I just want to say that I truly appreciate these Pitch Meetings. They're my favorite part of this channel.

  • @lazyken6468
    @lazyken6468 Před 4 lety +315

    “And backflips, snaps the bad guy’s neck and saves the day”
    *FAIR ENOUGH*

    • @romanoliebenberg754
      @romanoliebenberg754 Před 4 lety +5

      @John Hillman I don't get why people are joking about Rey using the Force to heal that snake thing and Ben Solo. Baby Yoda also used force healing and nobody's joking about that.

    • @blazerocker1734
      @blazerocker1734 Před 4 lety +2

      Hacher Unfriended - Wow wow wow!

    • @jamesgarrett8833
      @jamesgarrett8833 Před 4 lety +5

      Snapping bad guy’s necks are tight

    • @rizzymattizzy3804
      @rizzymattizzy3804 Před 4 lety +4

      More, I need more of your lie stories.

    • @slidetek
      @slidetek Před 4 lety +6

      So, Epstein didn't kill himself?

  • @Lukasafer
    @Lukasafer Před 3 lety +12

    Its crazy to think before Hemsworth became famous people just thought Chris Pine also played as his dad

  • @lukasferrell4290
    @lukasferrell4290 Před 4 lety +2

    I usually just listen to these videos back to back like I listen to podcasts, and it wasn't until today that I finally got to appreciate the lens flares on the screen

  • @LordAzimar
    @LordAzimar Před 4 lety +389

    Is no one talking about the lens flairs that just keep getting brighter

    • @MrDmitriRavenoff
      @MrDmitriRavenoff Před 4 lety +17

      Lens flares are TIGHT!

    • @jfacts49
      @jfacts49 Před 4 lety +2

      Ha I was just going to mention that.

    • @bpal7006
      @bpal7006 Před 4 lety +25

      Only about half the comments. Is nobody talking about how some people don't read and just like to use the tired ass ,overused "is nobody talking about".🤢

    • @The_Bad_Guy.
      @The_Bad_Guy. Před 4 lety

      No because who the hell cares?

    • @farquoi
      @farquoi Před 4 lety +2

      @@The_Bad_Guy. I'm guessing you didn't see the lens flare in question

  • @Muizur
    @Muizur Před 4 lety +300

    "Adding a lens flair effect must be difficult"
    "Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

    • @martiansoldier
      @martiansoldier Před 4 lety +9

      "But the lense flair itself is kinda inconvenient"
      "Super inconvenient!"

    • @Muizur
      @Muizur Před 4 lety +4

      @@martiansoldier woopsie!

    • @jkb2016
      @jkb2016 Před 4 lety +1

      "Adding lensflares makes the movie look super artsy and lets the audience forget about the plot holes" - "Very convenient!"

    • @1dirkmanchest
      @1dirkmanchest Před 4 lety

      @@jkb2016 Well, OK then.

  • @pawnjp7946
    @pawnjp7946 Před 4 lety +18

    “Why isn’t there an “Expendables” pitch meeting?”
    “I don’t know!”

    • @triggerisgroot82
      @triggerisgroot82 Před 4 lety +2

      Whoopsie!

    • @unclecreepy4073
      @unclecreepy4073 Před 4 lety +4

      So, you got a new movie for me?
      Yeah. I was thinking we could put a bunch of old 80’s and 90’s action stars all in one film. It’s called The Expendables.
      Oh, clever. And what’s the movie about?
      It’s about a bunch of old 80’s and 90’s action stars being in the same movie.

  • @FrantiC119
    @FrantiC119 Před 4 lety +24

    I'd really appreciate a Star Trek: Picard Pitch Meeting. It feels so ripe with the kind of stuff that makes these things good.

    • @Novastar.SaberCombat
      @Novastar.SaberCombat Před 2 lety +1

      I'm thankful I never saw it, I suppose.

    • @MKDumas1981
      @MKDumas1981 Před 2 lety +1

      Take the Picard we know..
      Melt him down.
      Place the liquid Picard in a Picard-shaped mold, Carbonite if possible.
      Let sit for twenty years.
      Crack open with a laser scalpel.

  • @azultarmizi
    @azultarmizi Před 4 lety +200

    It's amazing how much Chris Pine actually looks like Chris Hemsworth

    • @Diveyl
      @Diveyl Před 4 lety +30

      Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Chris O'Donnell,Chris Pratt. They all do look similarly. There is a video where Chris Pine sings "I'm not that Chris" to "Uptown girl" on CZcams.

    • @andrewp2681
      @andrewp2681 Před 4 lety +10

      Lukas Wicher Christmas? Christian Mingle? Chrysanthemum?

    • @Diveyl
      @Diveyl Před 4 lety +1

      @@andrewp2681 yes. That too. 😋 Christmas, Winter solstice, Mitra birthday. All at the similar time of the year. 😁

    • @tatowerty7236
      @tatowerty7236 Před 4 lety

      Andrew P I get it lol

    • @Gonzalo_105
      @Gonzalo_105 Před 4 lety +9

      welcome to the chrisverse

  • @vioniebeaunissant4868
    @vioniebeaunissant4868 Před 4 lety +87

    The addition of the lens flares is just so perfect

    • @wolbaman
      @wolbaman Před 4 lety

      I thought something was wrong with my computer at first

  • @jackb2
    @jackb2 Před rokem +1

    It took me a minute to notice the lights on the sides of the meeting. Brilliant 🤣

  • @sithemperorvitiate1191
    @sithemperorvitiate1191 Před 4 lety +23

    This movie is what happens when Shatner's kirk is daydreaming

    • @Hello-og
      @Hello-og Před 2 lety +1

      More like a fever dream from some alien parasite.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 Před 4 lety +330

    "The needs of the producers outweigh the needs of the fans."

  • @sethmargolis7047
    @sethmargolis7047 Před 4 lety +518

    Ryan is the only reason I'm subbed

    • @vioniebeaunissant4868
      @vioniebeaunissant4868 Před 4 lety +25

      I think that's everyone here

    • @HenriZwols
      @HenriZwols Před 4 lety +14

      Isn't this Ryan's channel?

    • @theoharris8978
      @theoharris8978 Před 4 lety +12

      Fair enough!

    • @zardox78
      @zardox78 Před 4 lety +31

      And the rest of shill-crazy Screen Rant is the reason why I'm not. That doesn't stop his videos from popping up on my suggested list, though. Watch enough of any one thing and the algorithm will get the message. But, yeah. At this point, I think he'd probably do better on his own with just a "Pitch Meeting" channel.

    • @thanhclips
      @thanhclips Před 4 lety +4

      His videos are Tight!

  • @ParadoxProblems
    @ParadoxProblems Před 3 lety +1

    I saw that "super easy, barely an inconvenience" from a mile away and it was wonderful

  • @adrianclark2734
    @adrianclark2734 Před 4 lety +2

    Love how you actually used jj Abrams light art style on this video 😂 attention to detail right there 🖤

  • @bobxyzp
    @bobxyzp Před 4 lety +588

    “It’s impossible to beat.”
    “Sounds like it’s impossible to beat.”
    “Actually it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
    Ok, we have reached peak super-easy joke.

    • @bobxyzp
      @bobxyzp Před 4 lety +23

      Wow wow wow. Wow.

    • @triggerisgroot82
      @triggerisgroot82 Před 4 lety +20

      I'd appreciate it if you'd get all the way of his back on this one!

    • @CrownRock1
      @CrownRock1 Před 4 lety +4

      Barely an inconvenience!

    • @jamesroyce1845
      @jamesroyce1845 Před 4 lety +4

      I eagerly await every 'super easy' encounter.

    • @NJohnGA10
      @NJohnGA10 Před 3 lety +3

      I saw this a mile away. When he said "it's impossible to beat"

  • @ashwinkelly2523
    @ashwinkelly2523 Před 4 lety +190

    “I knew your dad, you should enlist in star fleet ya violent drunk!”

    • @sulufest
      @sulufest Před 4 lety +5

      Ashwin Kelly
      Best line ever 😂

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX Před 4 lety

      Every politician ever

  • @splofteyloftey9731
    @splofteyloftey9731 Před 4 lety +12

    Sharknado! 🦈 A pitch meeting for Sharknado would be super easy, barely an inconvenience... And tight!

    • @MSteynberg
      @MSteynberg Před 4 lety +2

      Wow-wow-wow! This!

    • @bobbyfeet2240
      @bobbyfeet2240 Před 4 lety

      It actually might be really hard. The movie was just so unabashedly bad, to the point where it was almost trying to BE bad, that it can get difficult to even make fun of.

  • @planetofthegapes
    @planetofthegapes Před rokem +1

    I loved it when Spock looked at the camera and went "It's Trekkin' Time!"

  • @buckosoft
    @buckosoft Před 4 lety +304

    "That kinda sounds like autopilot. He should probably leave."

  • @msmslatinclass4959
    @msmslatinclass4959 Před 4 lety +248

    "JJ Abrams' over reliance on plot contrivances is tight!"

    • @snoopstp4189
      @snoopstp4189 Před 3 lety +4

      Plot device by Rube Goldberg.

    • @troubadour723
      @troubadour723 Před 2 lety +3

      He perfected his talent by working his way up from being the child of TV producers.

    • @Hokum6
      @Hokum6 Před 3 měsíci

      *Just* the right guy to hand this universally beloved multi-billion dollar franchise to. Disney Pitch meeting, probably.

  • @lichonaus169
    @lichonaus169 Před 3 lety +4

    The lense flares in this video were such a great touch 😂

  • @troubadour723
    @troubadour723 Před rokem +6

    “Feels like he didn’t really earn that.”
    Thanks for summing up JJ Abrams’ entire career.

  • @perrymathis4557
    @perrymathis4557 Před 4 lety +54

    ‘Wait he was within walking distance and didn’t warn anyone" 😂😂😂

  • @db6655
    @db6655 Před 4 lety +89

    Me: "It must be pretty hard to beat up Captain Kirk."
    Guys in the bar, Spock, bad guy Romulans: "Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. "

  • @jul3249
    @jul3249 Před 3 lety +9

    the biggest issue with this movie is how Kirk just skyrockets to commanding position in like a couple week. Gene Roddenberry always emphasized a scholar approach to his characters, (even for the more instinctive and wild Kirk) and THAT was all the appeal of the show! Kirk was extremely qualified for his job and it was made clear many times.

    • @g00nther
      @g00nther Před rokem +3

      Yes, the original Star Trek was "realistic", this was utter crap. Pretty boys and pretty girls running around making juvenile snarky comments. Killed the franchise for me. Haven't seen another Start Trek movie after this.

  • @blackmonish
    @blackmonish Před 4 lety +1

    I completely missed the lens flare the first time i saw this... hilarious touch.

  • @arcshots-808s
    @arcshots-808s Před 4 lety +146

    They bullied him 35 times and never tried a yo mama joke😂
    Yo mama jokes are tight and telling them is super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @DJPHDonline
      @DJPHDonline Před 4 lety +1

      All you gotta do is spread your fingers to get a peace from yo mom! She likes it long and prosperous...

  • @eden4292
    @eden4292 Před 4 lety +67

    Screenwriter: Whoops
    Film Executive: Whoopsie
    Moto for life

  • @tonihandoko9706
    @tonihandoko9706 Před 3 lety +3

    I love Star Trek so I blindfolded my self to any critics on the movie, but then this pitch meeting happens and now I realized how silly I have been.

  • @jwinchester9302
    @jwinchester9302 Před 2 lety +1

    I’ve watched like at least 1000 of these pitch meeting videos. And somehow still laughing at this gold 😭🙌💯

  • @MaliciousMallard
    @MaliciousMallard Před 4 lety +10

    Oh my God.... JJ turned the Force into the black holes from Star Trek.

  • @gregolonious7349
    @gregolonious7349 Před 4 lety +76

    "Why would they do that?"
    "I don't know!"
    Lol yeah sounds like Hollywood perfectly

  • @vitorfrota940
    @vitorfrota940 Před 4 lety

    It's the little details that make these videos so awesome. I cracked with the lens flare

  • @joeknipp6698
    @joeknipp6698 Před 4 lety

    Bill Whittle just mentioned your channel on his Stratosphere Lounge episode... this was the first video of yours I've watched.... beautiful !! I laughed and ginned all the way. Subbing now.

  • @TheAmaranthFlower
    @TheAmaranthFlower Před 4 lety +36

    "So do black holes destroy things or send them back in time?"
    "They do whatever -- *literally anything I want* "
    That part got me 😂

  • @lewismoney3420
    @lewismoney3420 Před 4 lety +26

    "Well it's gonna be pretty hard to make Star Wars but different huh?"
    "Actually it'll be super easy barely an inconvenience."

    • @yondaime500
      @yondaime500 Před 4 lety +3

      I mean, other than spaceships and aliens, they have pretty much nothing in common. So you may as well say that Superman is Star Wars but different.

    • @simona1001
      @simona1001 Před 4 lety +2

      Pre-JJ Trek is ofc very different from Star Wars, but JJ Trek is diet Star Wars.

  • @Shanbo26
    @Shanbo26 Před 4 lety +2

    You missed a few good ones.
    Like, managing to beam Kirk onto the Enterprise despite having no idea where it was at the time.
    The pretty huge time gap between Kirk regaining consciousness, running from the monster, running into Spock, having him explain everything, then going to the outpost. And yet, despite the trip to Vulcan taking only a few minutes the first time, this time the Enterprise is still on route.
    That ridiculously huge room they wind up in filled with pipes and machinery which is obviously too large to fit onboard the Enterprise, going by the exterior shots we've seen.
    Kirk and Spock able to just beam aboard the Narada, despite it being an incredibly advanced ship from a century in the future which apparently has no defences against that.
    Also, not bringing a huge frickin' bomb with them to blow up the ship if the operation to rescue Commander Pike goes south.

  • @iggy9790
    @iggy9790 Před 3 lety

    I loved how you kept Abbramsinizing the background through the whole video

  • @baronvonhoughton
    @baronvonhoughton Před 4 lety +26

    Nostradamus - "In the future people will make lots of money by talking to themselves"

  • @nightblader1
    @nightblader1 Před 4 lety +83

    “So wait do black holes destroy things or send them back in time?”
    “They do whatever literally whatever I want.” 😂😂😂😂

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb Před 4 lety +3

      The problem is that people get black holes and wormholes confused. If you try to travel through a black hole, the only place you'll end up is dead.

    • @foxtrotalphaone
      @foxtrotalphaone Před 4 lety

      @@ThreadBomb Is that the problem?

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican Před 4 lety

      @@ThreadBomb Something something rotating Kerr black hole something something ring singularity wormhole. If all else fails, just bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish.

  • @janetd5317
    @janetd5317 Před 3 lety +1

    This Pitch Meeting is so good.... absolutely fabulous. Must say though, I liked this film, good cast, flares and all. The intro sequence was one of the best I have ever seen.... Cheers

  • @iphumeleleiphudlanjwa7939

    Everytime Ryan and Ryan Say “Whoopsy!” I always go Whoopsy too!! 🤣

  • @ernestoaparicio7281
    @ernestoaparicio7281 Před 4 lety +78

    -Is it gonna be a reboot, a sequel or a prequel?
    -Yes

    • @Thespeedrap
      @Thespeedrap Před 4 lety

      Which one😄

    • @jaynguyen1573
      @jaynguyen1573 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Thespeedrap it actually is all 3

    • @cainasmo9
      @cainasmo9 Před 4 lety +6

      Im gonna need you to get way off my back

    • @violetlavi2207
      @violetlavi2207 Před 4 lety +1

      “But how can it be all three, that contradicts time itself”
      “Listen I’m gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about this reboot/sequel/prequel business”
      “Okay I’ll do that!”

    • @cainasmo9
      @cainasmo9 Před 4 lety

      Sony: we are leaving

  • @ArmyWolves
    @ArmyWolves Před 4 lety +520

    0:05
    ProducerGuy: "Is it like a sequel, prequel or a reboot?"
    PitchGuy: "Yes."
    Hahahahahahaha. Hey isn't that a CZcams comments section go-to joke. LMAO

  • @brokeneyes6615
    @brokeneyes6615 Před 3 lety +41

    George Kirk didn’t die, he went to get his magical hammer from his dad Odin.

    • @caiocaguiar9310
      @caiocaguiar9310 Před 3 lety +2

      Wait so you mean that Star Trek is already part of the MCU and Paramount just secretly warned the word that they will some day be bought by Disney?

    • @brokeneyes6615
      @brokeneyes6615 Před 3 lety +1

      @@caiocaguiar9310 yep, George looked into The black hole and decided to embrace inevitability, like all good kirks do.
      Or is that eternity I’m thinking?

    • @unicornzombielove
      @unicornzombielove Před 3 lety +1

      And later he joined the Legion of Hot Chrisses.

  • @sail2byzantium
    @sail2byzantium Před 3 lety +8

    Ryan,
    As you've done the first two--here's hoping we will see a Star Trek Beyond Pitch Meeting.

  • @benroberts2222
    @benroberts2222 Před 4 lety +91

    "I knew your dad, you should enlist in Starfleet"
    Yay, nepotism! Exactly the type of star trek universe all the fans have loved over the decades.

  • @DreamsOfLegend
    @DreamsOfLegend Před 4 lety +56

    THE LENSE FLARES AHAHAHAHA!

  • @RonoMorph
    @RonoMorph Před 4 lety +40

    tbh I really like these Star Trek movies.
    I know that they don't represent anything or whatsoever about the OG Star Trek, but as an action movie like these I rly like it

    • @MegaSparky23
      @MegaSparky23 Před 3 lety +4

      I enjoyed the second and third movies but this one was really lame. Personally I think the first few OG Star Trek movies and most of the NG Star Trek movies are better than all of the new ones combined.

    • @PurtyPurple
      @PurtyPurple Před 3 lety

      They do the job of entertaining very well, plus good actors too

    • @winstonknowitall4181
      @winstonknowitall4181 Před 2 měsíci

      I never gave a F about Star Trek, which was always cheesy as hell, so I loved the new movies. All the backlash they get is from the ST zealots.

  • @anamerkury8881
    @anamerkury8881 Před 3 lety +1

    Those glares during the pitch meeting are such a great side joke 🤭

  • @lilrex2015
    @lilrex2015 Před 4 lety +27

    It would have been more entertaining if in each cut to a character he added another lens flare until the screen was filled with them.

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master Před 4 lety

      Add the Beatles, "A Hard Days Night" to one of the monitors, and you've got me buying a ticket.

  • @GeorgeMarionerd
    @GeorgeMarionerd Před 4 lety +31

    I wanna see a pitch meeting for the actual start of the original Star Trek show.

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master Před 4 lety

      NBC: Uh, Gene, we told you not to add your girlfriend to the pilot episode.
      GREAT BIRD: Oh, sorry about that.
      NBC: you're forgiven. Don't add your girlfriend to the series we just greenlighted, ok?
      GREAT BIRD: got ya.
      NBC: Um, Gene, can we have a word with you...

  • @doublebinthemorning5999
    @doublebinthemorning5999 Před 3 lety +1

    I love how there are lens flares going up and down the sides of the screen the whole time

  • @sjmdigital5799
    @sjmdigital5799 Před 3 lety

    I love how you added flares to the footage lol