Jurassic Park III Pitch Meeting

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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Jurassic Park III!
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    Jurassic Park was one of the most critically acclaimed successful films of all time, so naturally the sequel wanted a couple of sequels. Jeff Goldblum returned as Ian Malcolm for The Lost World Jurassic Park as the second movie, which was followed by the return of Sam Neill as Alan Grant for Jurassic Park III (that’s roman numerals, by the way.)
    The movie definitely raises a lot of questions. Like why didn’t anyone check that Paul Kirby had any money before accepting his job offer? Why does anyone think that yelling into a megaphone on Dinosaur Island is a good idea? How are we supposed to be rooting for the Kirby couple? Why does this movie have a talking raptor dream sequence? How did Eric get a jar of T-Rex urine? Why did this movie introduce the Spinosaurus, and why is it a ninja? Why is everybody happy that the pteranodons have escaped?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Jurassic Park III! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @MrWiggsy4
    @MrWiggsy4 Před 4 lety +5383

    "Abrupt endings are ti..."
    Well played Ryan, well played

    • @jojoluvshinata
      @jojoluvshinata Před 4 lety +46

      My favorite part about the rants was abruptly ended.

    • @EweChewBrrr01
      @EweChewBrrr01 Před 4 lety +86

      It should be, “Well played Ryan. Well pl...”

    • @Soress9
      @Soress9 Před 4 lety +15

      But what was he going to say?!

    • @EweChewBrrr01
      @EweChewBrrr01 Před 4 lety +9

      @@Space_Debris If doors are hitting you inside your ass then you are using doors wrong.

    • @tar5us452
      @tar5us452 Před 4 lety +2

      I liked that too.

  • @alexlipsitz2393
    @alexlipsitz2393 Před 4 lety +2901

    - So, you click Pitch Meeting videos immediately as they appear?
    - Yes sir, I do.

  • @bobjrfdny7360
    @bobjrfdny7360 Před 3 lety +1892

    I’m dead. I never realized how ridiculous it was that there’s a random guy in a suit standing on the shore of the island.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Před 3 lety +89

      Seriously, I expected a raptor to jump him from offscreen and eat him.

    • @victorbryan5482
      @victorbryan5482 Před 2 lety +90

      Guys in suits swimming through the ocean to stand on the beach are tight!

    • @TheGIJew.
      @TheGIJew. Před 2 lety +160

      standard military procedure. My grandfather served as the army's Random Beach Suit Guy (RBSG) during the storming of Normandy

    • @owensims7491
      @owensims7491 Před 2 lety +71

      @@TheGIJew. Semper Tie... 👔

    • @TheGIJew.
      @TheGIJew. Před 2 lety +14

      @@owensims7491 I love you

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms Před 3 lety +1946

    I just realized...
    Doctor GRANT’s only motivation throughout the movies is to get A GRANT

    • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
      @MasterAnakinSkyWalker Před 3 lety +72

      I wonder if he'll fall for it again in the next movie

    • @n1hondude
      @n1hondude Před 3 lety +91

      Wow wow wow... wow

    • @o.c.g.m9426
      @o.c.g.m9426 Před 2 lety +23

      Whoopsie !!!

    • @KyleRobots
      @KyleRobots Před 2 lety +51

      Naming characters after their motivation is tight~Mr. Makealotamoney, Executive.

    • @alexanderwu
      @alexanderwu Před 2 lety +19

      Doctor A. Grant

  • @vazjc
    @vazjc Před 4 lety +3630

    The kid surviving on the island would have been a better movie.

  • @Ihasanart
    @Ihasanart Před 4 lety +2536

    "Oh no battery guy!"
    Thats the most genuine emotion the executive has shown in decades.

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 Před 4 lety +87

      For a human, anyway. He was very upset about John Wick’s dog.

    • @haplon33
      @haplon33 Před 3 lety +29

      "Do it raptor - take his life!"

    • @88porpoise
      @88porpoise Před 3 lety +36

      I disagree, his joy at the prospect of getting money is palpable in many pitch meetings.

    • @infinianti
      @infinianti Před 3 lety +5

      4:05

    • @ruggerREL
      @ruggerREL Před 3 lety +4

      6 hundred and sixty six likes....nice

  • @bjpalm1994
    @bjpalm1994 Před 3 lety +1294

    "He's not in the mood for T-Rex meat, I don't know what to tell ya?!" Lol!

    • @Paul_the_Bookworm
      @Paul_the_Bookworm Před 3 lety +43

      A very picky eater

    • @bladeoftheruinedking2543
      @bladeoftheruinedking2543 Před 3 lety +7

      Sounds wrong when u think about it the other way

    • @harmen98
      @harmen98 Před 2 lety +6

      The real reason is because the plane injured it. The blood on the plane was actually the Spino, so the Spino just wanted revenge

    • @jimdrake4942
      @jimdrake4942 Před 2 lety +12

      To be honest you can have T-Rex almost any time but you don't get to eat humans that often. It's a special treat.

  • @mohammedsheriff8154
    @mohammedsheriff8154 Před 3 lety +479

    “The thing just smashed through a metal barrier”
    “Yea but the door is locked”
    😂😂

    • @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808
      @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 Před 3 lety +12

      the barrier was locked too....

    • @mohammedsheriff8154
      @mohammedsheriff8154 Před 3 lety +18

      @@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 yeah but the door is locked💀

    • @wildone8397
      @wildone8397 Před 3 lety +20

      @@mohammedsheriff8154 Listen sir, I'm gonna need ya to get ALLL the way off my back about how locks work okay!..

    • @IDrawSometimes_
      @IDrawSometimes_ Před 3 lety +7

      video games be like:
      "dis dor nids a key 2 enter"

    • @mohammedsheriff8154
      @mohammedsheriff8154 Před 2 lety

      @Phil Smiley Nguyen naw the door was locked 🔒

  • @brandonwilliams6221
    @brandonwilliams6221 Před 4 lety +2194

    His face after saying “they locked the door” is so genuine. You can see he really thinks that’s a good explanation.

    • @vctrsigma
      @vctrsigma Před 3 lety +23

      Clearly the dumber one of the two.

    • @josephmann9624
      @josephmann9624 Před 3 lety +4

      😂😂😂

    • @manishd.6101
      @manishd.6101 Před 3 lety +18

      His face after "couple of dinosaur? No humans amanda and paul" awh... 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Mad lad..

    • @srimasis
      @srimasis Před 3 lety +5

      When I was a kid I always wondered that? 😂

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut Před 2 lety +8

      @@vctrsigma I can't tell which one is dumber. The writer for coming up with those scripts or the producer for being distracted by money and pop-culture references enough to accept those scripts.

  • @nathanslay6342
    @nathanslay6342 Před 4 lety +727

    The best thing about this movie:
    “Alan!”

  • @Amber-hf8uo
    @Amber-hf8uo Před 3 lety +568

    “So they immediately get two people killed by being loud, liars?” Lmao

    • @dialm4masala718
      @dialm4masala718 Před 3 lety +6

      the spinosorus wears a weave wig like Amber, but is prettier than Amber

    • @Amber-hf8uo
      @Amber-hf8uo Před 3 lety +6

      DialM4 Masala What?

    • @Amber-hf8uo
      @Amber-hf8uo Před 3 lety +3

      DialM4 Masala Nothing to say now?

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut Před 2 lety +6

      @@Amber-hf8uo That was a weird-ass comment from that weirdo :v

    • @rainbowruler6453
      @rainbowruler6453 Před 2 lety +1

      @@dialm4masala718 Didn’t know dinosaurs were into drag

  • @makani9004
    @makani9004 Před 3 lety +240

    "Where did you get T-Rex urine?"
    "A good question, for another time."
    Also, someone get me a cellphone whose ringers can be heard over Spino footsteps. I have to set 5 alarms because they barely penetrate the night sobs.

    • @theyellowlightsaber3193
      @theyellowlightsaber3193 Před 3 lety +12

      Nevermind the fact dinosaurs dont urinate since they have cloacas like all reptiles...

    • @andrewparnell5566
      @andrewparnell5566 Před 3 lety +4

      And that ringer loud enough to be heard from that distance and from inside Spino stomach. My phone is silenced by putting it down on a flat surface.

    • @davidwhite368
      @davidwhite368 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah creatures with Cloacas are...never mind...

    • @rainbowruler6453
      @rainbowruler6453 Před 2 lety +1

      @@theyellowlightsaber3193 I could’ve gone my whole life without that information

    • @warfare1101
      @warfare1101 Před 2 lety

      Judging by what Eric says, I assume he was pissed on

  • @jonjones8468
    @jonjones8468 Před 4 lety +1824

    "There are different kinds of batteries?!" Lmao best line

    • @brettjenkins7891
      @brettjenkins7891 Před 4 lety +8

      So good!

    • @AwesomeBlackDude
      @AwesomeBlackDude Před 4 lety +11

      Even after 2 hours you're post is still fresh... 🙄

    • @mudd7779
      @mudd7779 Před 4 lety +22

      There's a huge flaw to them saying that I used to have that same camera as a kid and it took d batteries so the batteries from the mag light would be the same batteries

    • @professorxavier3878
      @professorxavier3878 Před 4 lety +10

      Harbulary batteries are tight!

    • @alterkt3517
      @alterkt3517 Před 4 lety +4

      drycell

  • @B-RaDD
    @B-RaDD Před 4 lety +703

    "abrupt endings are ti..."
    🤣😂🤣😂Damn that got me

    • @rodneyjonesjr5910
      @rodneyjonesjr5910 Před 4 lety +12

      😂😂😂 that got me too

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 Před 4 lety +18

      Oh no battery guy!

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD Před 4 lety +6

      @@Charmer4856 😂😂

    • @macsh6434
      @macsh6434 Před 4 lety +8

      I was like "Where the 'Tight' scene? Oh there it is." 😊

    • @hbpinnock
      @hbpinnock Před 4 lety +3

      seriously perfect haha

  • @ericfolsom4495
    @ericfolsom4495 Před 3 lety +266

    I'll never get sick of "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that"

    • @nancyweirum426
      @nancyweirum426 Před 2 lety +2

      Would love to say that in real life.

    • @jpebrz
      @jpebrz Před 2 lety +3

      Oh ok let me get off that thing real quick

    • @kelvinnettey4308
      @kelvinnettey4308 Před 2 lety +1

      My favorite catchphrase from him🤣

    • @emordnilap4747
      @emordnilap4747 Před rokem

      Using the same joke, over and over. Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @TheDandonian
    @TheDandonian Před 3 lety +115

    I love how producer guy is always amazed by any reference he recognises from the first movie, or any character from the first movie showing up.

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 Před 3 lety +7

      He’s just so happy when something makes sense, even if it really doesn’t

    • @mori1bund
      @mori1bund Před rokem +6

      He's channeling the reaction they expect from the audience. ^^

  • @p0rt3r
    @p0rt3r Před 4 lety +1803

    "The spinosaurus breaks through the barrier." - "Aren't those specifically designed for the single purpose of keeping dinosaurs from breaking them?" - "Whoops." - "Whoopsie!"

    • @viktor3155
      @viktor3155 Před 4 lety +31

      p0rt3r they are usually powered up but isla sorna never opened to the public meaning the power was never activated which I think is really cool

    • @futurekicks3430
      @futurekicks3430 Před 4 lety +2

      p0rt3r IM THE GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER!

    • @Cristopher_C
      @Cristopher_C Před 4 lety +69

      @@viktor3155 yea no amount of electricity would suddently stop the momentum that spinodino generated wich apparently was enough to break the giant barrier. if it was powered up maybe he would have a shocky shock while going through, but still would end up on the other side, and very alive since theyre supposed to contain them and not kill them, right?

    • @andreashort310
      @andreashort310 Před 4 lety +11

      Maybe the barrier that used to hold the spinosaurus was way sturdier.

    • @yeahwell123
      @yeahwell123 Před 4 lety +8

      @@Cristopher_C Fair enough.

  • @DelPiero2004
    @DelPiero2004 Před 4 lety +462

    "How did Alan dream about the new Universal Studios Raptor design if he hadn't seen them yet?"
    "Whoops!"
    "Whoopsie!"

    • @Cristopher_C
      @Cristopher_C Před 4 lety +11

      the whole movie was a dream, he never got off that plane, those raptors never existed

    • @optimusprimus89
      @optimusprimus89 Před 4 lety

      Yessss that would have been perfect that always bugged me

    • @luckyblockyoshi
      @luckyblockyoshi Před 4 lety +4

      @@Cristopher_C "he never got off that plane"
      this has serious implications

    • @ShovelChef
      @ShovelChef Před 4 lety +1

      The top is still spinning.
      Heyyy, that gives me an idea for a Pitch Meeting 🤔....

    • @gunsaullus
      @gunsaullus Před 4 lety

      Hututy

  • @oejankz
    @oejankz Před 3 lety +182

    "Abrupt endings are ti.."
    I laughed a lot man

    • @apexnext
      @apexnext Před rokem +2

      Ya this one was especially funny for me. 🤣

  • @lukeblackops9180
    @lukeblackops9180 Před 3 lety +384

    Why did they start by sending a man in a suit by himself?
    UNCLEAR?!

  • @JanssenOlthoff
    @JanssenOlthoff Před 4 lety +719

    "So the movie can happen" is an unofficial catchphrase for Pitch Meetings.

    • @edifiedreader
      @edifiedreader Před 4 lety +50

      Ohhh, unofficial catchphrases are TIGHT!

    • @Chris_Blaze94
      @Chris_Blaze94 Před 4 lety +26

      @@edifiedreader yeah yeah yeah

    • @KingDugan
      @KingDugan Před 4 lety +24

      "Why?"
      "Because"
      "That works for me!"

    • @JoeM-tx5pm
      @JoeM-tx5pm Před 4 lety +11

      That's what we're going with

    • @Datboy1991
      @Datboy1991 Před 4 lety +17

      I’m going to need you to get all the way off my back about these catchphrases

  • @burnthetrolls5971
    @burnthetrolls5971 Před 4 lety +786

    "So what's the motivation for Alan to go back to the island"
    "Money"
    "Oh well that's why were making this sequel"

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 Před 4 lety +6

      Well I mean it was his motivation in the first movie

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 Před 4 lety +3

      Oh, nevermind, Ryan mentioned that

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi Před 4 lety +2

      It sure is, sir !

    • @olisk-jy9rz
      @olisk-jy9rz Před 4 lety +1

      @@steelbear2063 Yeah it was, and he was already extremely reluctant. After the PTSD inducing events of the first movie, he would have never agreed to go back to the island, even with a gun to his head. Not to mention the revelations of the first movie made him a superstar and most of his work obsolete, so he didn't even really need money.

    • @piotrsegal6475
      @piotrsegal6475 Před 4 lety +1

      "But wasn't it his motivation in the first movie?"
      "Yes, but now he needs more."
      "Originality."
      "Sir."
      "We're making this movie."

  • @own4801
    @own4801 Před rokem +54

    The "dream raptor" also had the feather quill thingy's on it's neck, which only the raptors on this new island have, meaning he saw the future.

  • @DrINTJ
    @DrINTJ Před 3 lety +85

    The best Pitch Meeting episodes are when you haven't seen the movie and you still get the jokes. Bravo.

  • @MarionRelics
    @MarionRelics Před 4 lety +339

    That “it’s locked” bit could have gone on for 10 minutes and I’d still be laughing.

    • @deathsheir2035
      @deathsheir2035 Před 4 lety +9

      He should do a video of nothing but the locked door, and have it be a 10 minute video.

    • @stevepolychronopoulis
      @stevepolychronopoulis Před 4 lety +6

      I'm gonna need you to get all the way off his back about how long the bit was.

    • @hardwayjackson
      @hardwayjackson Před 4 lety +5

      @@stevepolychronopoulis oh okay let me get off of that thing.

    • @mariusdesu1633
      @mariusdesu1633 Před 4 lety +1

      that lock is probably from game like world

    • @ryanlioce4933
      @ryanlioce4933 Před 4 lety +1

      @Jacques Malan actually it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @ArcadeMarx
    @ArcadeMarx Před 4 lety +2272

    we need pirates of the caribbean franchise pitch meeting

    • @timothytraver5918
      @timothytraver5918 Před 4 lety +113

      Gonna need you to get aaaaall the way off his back about that.

    • @DayZeroGaming
      @DayZeroGaming Před 4 lety +24

      Gonna need you to immediately write that script then

    • @mrm2542
      @mrm2542 Před 4 lety +93

      "You got a movie for me?"
      Yes sir I do!"
      "Okay let's hear it!"
      "You know that rollercoaster ride at Disney world?"
      "The one with all the pirates and the treasure?"
      "Yeah that one"
      "Okay..."
      "I made it into a movie!"

    • @Swishersweetbutmysigsauer
      @Swishersweetbutmysigsauer Před 4 lety +41

      Wow wow wow

    • @thetriptasticteam4485
      @thetriptasticteam4485 Před 4 lety +38

      @@mrm2542 "wow movies about rides that our company already owns are TIGHT!"

  • @LivinMyJeffLife
    @LivinMyJeffLife Před 3 lety +270

    "So he gets approached by a couple."
    "A couple of dinosuars?"
    "No."
    "Oh."
    "Yea, Amanda and David."
    Shouldnt be as funny as it is😂😂

  • @jahrvisdavenport2793
    @jahrvisdavenport2793 Před 3 lety +96

    “She’s from the first movie!”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @superflea72
    @superflea72 Před 4 lety +687

    "That island has dinosaurs on it!" 😂😂

  • @islamadam8502
    @islamadam8502 Před 4 lety +567

    "How could the phone work after being digested by a Spinosaurus?"
    "Because!"
    "That works!"

    • @sophistanonym1703
      @sophistanonym1703 Před 4 lety +4

      Main film takeaway: dinosaurs are big multi-purpose batteries

    • @futurekicks3430
      @futurekicks3430 Před 4 lety

      Islam Adam IM THE GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER!

    • @zyrux_
      @zyrux_ Před 4 lety +1

      @@futurekicks3430 stfu

    • @JohnLRice
      @JohnLRice Před 4 lety +3

      "Ooohh, VERY weak digestive juices!"

    • @EjNappe
      @EjNappe Před 4 lety +11

      You've obviously never heard of a nokia

  • @marissa6871
    @marissa6871 Před 3 lety +89

    I feel I should mention that the "battery guy" is also Mr. Noodle from Elmo's world. So yeah, seeing him get thrashed by dinosaurs was a little disturbing for my baby brother at the time.

    • @DoABarrelRol1l
      @DoABarrelRol1l Před 3 lety +9

      No way I thought he looked like Mr Noodle!
      Battery guy nooooooo ;-(

    • @faizfuad8361
      @faizfuad8361 Před 2 lety

      yea i was sad when i watched that

    • @Andy3612
      @Andy3612 Před 2 lety

      R.I.P for real

  • @lizardzilla
    @lizardzilla Před 3 lety +74

    "it's alot like a t rex"
    Spino 2020: *liar*

    • @coreyhobden3915
      @coreyhobden3915 Před 2 lety

      Cause what theropod can kill a tyrannosaurus rex than another tyrannosaur?

  • @peanusbenis5631
    @peanusbenis5631 Před 4 lety +370

    "Definitely don't think about that too much!" - every Jurassic movie since the first.

    • @harrymills2770
      @harrymills2770 Před 4 lety +9

      Yes. Super-geniuses with low IQs. Every freakin' time.

    • @emhu2594
      @emhu2594 Před 4 lety +3

      the books that they are based on are fantastic...the movies use literally nothing from the books. maybe netflix should do a remake.

    • @burn6281
      @burn6281 Před 4 lety +4

      First and second are great but rest...

    • @chatteyj
      @chatteyj Před 4 lety +1

      @@burn6281 I actually like number 3, its my guilty pleasure and compared to the Jurassic world movies its a classic.

    • @ashernovotny4757
      @ashernovotny4757 Před 4 lety

      The first one is guilty of that too

  • @jeffmcarthur5617
    @jeffmcarthur5617 Před 4 lety +483

    I filed the paperwork on the screenplay for this film. The writers got started on Friday and handed the finished script in on Monday. No joke. They literally wrote the movie over a weekend.

    • @sigmasquadleader
      @sigmasquadleader Před 2 lety +104

      That's a day and a half longer than I expected.
      Maybe they were done by 3pm on Saturday.

    • @stephengrey9364
      @stephengrey9364 Před 2 lety +126

      writing a movie over a weekend is tight

    • @erinmiller1433
      @erinmiller1433 Před 2 lety +41

      That explains a lot.

    • @Duros360
      @Duros360 Před 2 lety +108

      Listen @Jeff McArthur, I’m going to need you to get all the way off my back about adequate writing times…

    • @jeffmcarthur5617
      @jeffmcarthur5617 Před 2 lety +34

      @@Duros360 🤣 Nice one.

  • @Tentacular
    @Tentacular Před 2 lety +71

    I love how perfectly Ryan manages to repeat the tone of "He/she/that's from the first movie!" every time he says it in one of these videos. That's dedication! 😅

  • @unkledoda420
    @unkledoda420 Před 3 lety +231

    "Abrupt endings are tight!"
    My wife would beg to differ.

    • @zeenix147
      @zeenix147 Před 2 lety +12

      lol, I laughed so hard on your comment, I woke up my wife.

    • @rainbowruler6453
      @rainbowruler6453 Před 2 lety +16

      I feel bad for both of your wives 😂

    • @Kev24
      @Kev24 Před 2 lety +5

      Not ur fault man, all you were doing was doing a sexual intercourse speedrun

  • @dragonarmy2008
    @dragonarmy2008 Před 4 lety +348

    “Abrupt endings are ti”
    ...well played, sir. Well played.

  • @traxfish
    @traxfish Před 4 lety +756

    "So what's the deal with Spinosaurus?"
    "It's a lot like a T. rex."
    *Paleontologists triggered*

    • @j.t.dennis4900
      @j.t.dennis4900 Před 4 lety +62

      I saw a review of Fallen Kingdom in which it was said that Baryonyx is"basically a small T. rex." I was definitely triggered haha!

    • @isaacsingleton9187
      @isaacsingleton9187 Před 4 lety +10

      Especially after new spino lol.

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 Před 4 lety +45

      The Velociraptor in this franchise is not even the real Velociraptor. It’s Deinonychus with a raptor name.

    • @assassinmaster3419
      @assassinmaster3419 Před 4 lety +23

      I studied dinosaurs for a majority of my life. I am almost always triggered when people get stuff as easy as that wrong

    • @IsThisHandleTaken
      @IsThisHandleTaken Před 4 lety +31

      @@nont18411 Deinonychus is still too small. Utahraptor would be the closest match for size

  • @craziegracie7749
    @craziegracie7749 Před 3 lety +27

    “He’s not in the mood for T Rex meat.. i don’t know what to tell ya!” 😂😂😂

  • @kentjensen4504
    @kentjensen4504 Před 3 lety +47

    God these pitch meetings are the most addictive thing on CZcams

    • @lwivv9052
      @lwivv9052 Před 2 lety

      Addictions are ti...
      No sir, they're not. the only socially acceptable ones are chocolate and coffee.

  • @mojothehelpermonkey1176
    @mojothehelpermonkey1176 Před 4 lety +352

    “Oh, a couple of dinosaurs?🤗”
    “No”
    “Oh😔”

    • @josephopoku194
      @josephopoku194 Před 4 lety +4

      Got me too

    • @navigill8811
      @navigill8811 Před 4 lety +2

      Hah i watched it thrice 🤣

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq Před 4 lety +1

      Haha, that made me laugh as well, maybe it WOULD have been better had the couple been dinosaurs! 😅

    • @hereb4theend
      @hereb4theend Před 4 lety

      @@navigill8811 was it a triceratop? 🤗

  • @Sumtinrandom
    @Sumtinrandom Před 4 lety +975

    "They're very smart creatures."
    "With a solid onderstanding of tissue preservation techniques, I guess!"

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 Před 3 lety +58

      "So they're not smart anymore?"
      "They're not, because the movie is almost done."

    • @matbroomfield
      @matbroomfield Před 2 lety +23

      Like all dinosaurs do. After all, they preserve their dead as fossils. Now I'm gonnna need you to get all the way off my back about that.

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut Před 2 lety +7

      @@matbroomfield Okay, then! Lemme get off of that thing!

    • @matbroomfield
      @matbroomfield Před 2 lety +3

      @@thegrayyernaut ROFL ROFL!

    • @bistromathics6
      @bistromathics6 Před 2 lety

      The same guy who didn't understand Roman numerals. Recursive inconsistencies are tight!

  • @tsalv1993
    @tsalv1993 Před 3 lety +44

    “It’s Jurassic park 3”
    “I’m already confused but ok”
    😂😂😂

  • @jordanmicahcook
    @jordanmicahcook Před 2 lety +25

    I remember as a kid watching the pteranodons fly away at the end and asking my dad how long it would take them to get to the mainlands and start eating people there. He just said it would be too far and they would get tired before they could make it. I always wondered if some of them might have made it.

    • @IantoddusSardus
      @IantoddusSardus Před rokem +2

      for jurassic world they made a back story for d'onofrio and basically he got promoted because he killed them when they arrived in Canada

    • @Capri_00
      @Capri_00 Před 5 měsíci

      Canada? Isla Nublar is next to Costa Rica. So these things bypassed the the US and flew to Canada? And then were killed just like that?

  • @hardnewstakenharder
    @hardnewstakenharder Před 4 lety +185

    “But what if we made the last dinosaur, but *bigger*” every Jurassic movie since.

    • @southpark645
      @southpark645 Před 4 lety +8

      Except for the most recent one where they made it a raptor lol

    • @Hypeet
      @Hypeet Před 3 lety

      southpark645 and jp2 where the dinosaur was like a trex

    • @southpark645
      @southpark645 Před 3 lety +1

      Hypeet if I’m not mistaken, that dino was bigger though?

    • @Hypeet
      @Hypeet Před 3 lety +1

      southpark645 oh yeah I read your comment right but I put something wrong

    • @southpark645
      @southpark645 Před 3 lety

      Hypeet all good bro

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před 4 lety +521

    The tight joke is the last thing said? Now that’s truly tight

  • @AsifAAli
    @AsifAAli Před 3 lety +45

    0:51 "So, he gets approached by this couple"
    "Couple of dinosaurs?"
    "No, humans; Amanda and Paul."
    "Oh..." 😌

    • @Bodybypt
      @Bodybypt Před 3 lety +5

      😅😅😅 his genuine excitement when he thought it was a couple of dinosaurs!

  • @JamesWatsonV
    @JamesWatsonV Před rokem +7

    I like how he casually turns his head when he says "Maybe do some murdering..." like he's trying to gauge the executive's reaction to the idea

  • @mb01eaglecommandbase
    @mb01eaglecommandbase Před 4 lety +373

    "abrupt endings are ti-"
    I laughed harder than I should

    • @TheLuigigalaxy
      @TheLuigigalaxy Před 4 lety +5

      this single line made insta like the video hahahahahah
      Best ending so far in the pitch meetings series hahahah

    • @JeremyMoritz1
      @JeremyMoritz1 Před 4 lety +1

      Me too! Laughed so hard on that.

    • @normanbates2486
      @normanbates2486 Před 4 lety

      Same 🤣😂🤣

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming Před 4 lety +1

      same, but it was obvious he was going to do that. My guard has been up since the Fantastic 4 Pitch and I predicted he would do this.

    • @lennertvermeir7498
      @lennertvermeir7498 Před 4 lety

      @@kanyerahming I don't get it, can anyone explain

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 Před 4 lety +390

    "Is Jurrasic Park “Ay-ay-ay” a Spanish thing?"
    That was a perfect way to start things. Ryan George is the BEST! I love seeing these videos each week.

  • @Oujix
    @Oujix Před 4 lety +49

    *_That island has dinosaurs on it!_*

  • @lauryners
    @lauryners Před 3 lety +28

    “Oh abrupt ending are ti-“
    No exaggeration I’m so sleep deprived that I’ve been laughing on the floor for 5 minutes my eyes feel like I’ve sobbed for hours 🤣 I need help.

  • @jforte816
    @jforte816 Před 4 lety +185

    "Raptors understand tissue preservation apparently!!" Thanks great pitch.

    • @himdotcom
      @himdotcom Před 4 lety

      😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @caseytodd7632
    @caseytodd7632 Před 4 lety +668

    "How does Ryan manage to carry an entire channel based on one series?"
    "Unclear"
    "Fair enough..!"

    • @spiritualkilo
      @spiritualkilo Před 4 lety +55

      Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. He just reuses the same catch phrases over and over in all of his videos

    • @joribremer5260
      @joribremer5260 Před 4 lety +38

      spiritualkilo and reusing the same phrases is tight..

    • @cverlaak
      @cverlaak Před 4 lety +26

      @@joribremer5260 Yeah Yeah Yeah.

    • @majorkurn
      @majorkurn Před 4 lety +10

      two channels! this one and his personal one!

    • @MajorMovesB-ball
      @MajorMovesB-ball Před 4 lety +6

      easily the best comment here. lol

  • @gamegod5818
    @gamegod5818 Před 3 lety +5

    4:06 Oh No Battery Guy! LOL

  • @bistrainvazquez1940
    @bistrainvazquez1940 Před 3 lety +9

    6:55 Dang, now I'll never know how the exec feels about abrupt endings!

  • @vickysrandomfandoms9718
    @vickysrandomfandoms9718 Před 4 lety +1535

    "But the thing just smashed through a giant metal barrier."
    "No, but the door is locked."
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @infinitygaming5412
      @infinitygaming5412 Před 3 lety +35

      This man can make any movie look bad

    • @gabbykoz8453
      @gabbykoz8453 Před 3 lety +22

      "O she freaking loves screaming"
      "Yes sir she does!"
      "oh, being oblivious to innuendo is tight!"

    • @traviskules2923
      @traviskules2923 Před 3 lety +16

      Sir, I’m gonna need you to get off my back about how locks work 😂

    • @jeffreym.8957
      @jeffreym.8957 Před 3 lety +2

      @@infinitygaming5412 I love these except for the "barely an inconvenience" line - over-and-over. It gets tiring after awhile.

    • @FinalManaTrigger
      @FinalManaTrigger Před 3 lety +20

      @@jeffreym.8957 how can you tire of the best part?

  • @EinFelsbrocken
    @EinFelsbrocken Před 4 lety +711

    "Excuse me, but how could this little hut possibly withstand-"
    *"I SAID, THEY C L O S E D T H E D O O R!!"*

    • @MahsaKaerra
      @MahsaKaerra Před 4 lety +15

      Hodor, hold the door!

    • @xersys2556
      @xersys2556 Před 4 lety +10

      Video game logic IRL

    • @mauigio
      @mauigio Před 4 lety +12

      "Listen sir I'm gonna need you to get all the way off of my back about how locks work ok?"
      "OH ok let me get off of that thing"
      Goosebumpingly funny

    • @Sly_Cooper-1408
      @Sly_Cooper-1408 Před 4 lety +3

      Xersys no its just normal logic the spino had just crashed through a metal gate. How much energy do you think it has left. If you had just crashed through a full wooden door do you think you would have enough energy in you to crash through a window

    • @ok-hd1fk
      @ok-hd1fk Před 4 lety +3

      Its actually obvious why the Spino didn't break the fence.
      The fence is big,old and has many wholes which makes it weak. So it makes it easier for the Spino to use his WHOLE BODY MASS against the weak fence.
      Now after he chargers you actually see him get tired and when he rushes against the METAL door he can only his long,slim snout which is much weaker then his whole body.
      Its common sense.

  • @rooty
    @rooty Před 2 lety +6

    The raptor saying alan was the funniest thing I'd ever seen in a film, and it still is

  • @Lawlietftw30
    @Lawlietftw30 Před 3 lety +9

    When I saw the ending, they told Allen Grant to play the ending for calling for help, and then the raptors heard the helicopters.
    So I thought that the raptors were thinking something along the lines of "it sounds like those big helicopter sounds are coming to help the humans. Maybe we should bounce."
    But I wasn't very confident in my interpretation of events.

    • @MMAli-rq8kd
      @MMAli-rq8kd Před 2 lety +1

      🤣
      The "let's bounce" bit with the dream talking raptor gave me this hilarious image. I don't know why my dream raptor sounded like Kevin Hart!

  • @bigw2743
    @bigw2743 Před 4 lety +118

    Dinosaurs speaking to people in dream sequences is TIGHT

    • @obuIisk
      @obuIisk Před 4 lety +2

      When you just sleeping and a dinosaur tells you to kill the president

  • @KaiserStrider
    @KaiserStrider Před 4 lety +238

    "The main characters head to the beach and there's a guy in a suit standing there!"
    "...What?"

  • @pentelegomenon1175
    @pentelegomenon1175 Před 3 lety +2

    I kinda like how these guys talk to each other. The writer is honest about his shortcomings as a story writer and they try to cover for these shortcomings together.

  • @witchblade100377
    @witchblade100377 Před 3 lety

    These are the best things I've watched on CZcams and I've only been watching them for three days!

  • @rehanislamnafis4605
    @rehanislamnafis4605 Před 4 lety +300

    When you realise the movie actually didn't even have a proper script when they started shooting

    • @MoneyManHolmes
      @MoneyManHolmes Před 4 lety +45

      He didn’t even mention how Billy was magically found alive at the end, presumably because the actor playing him whined about getting killed off.

    • @JoeSyxpack
      @JoeSyxpack Před 4 lety +23

      @@MoneyManHolmes If the movie didn't care, why should Ryan?

    • @prasadpawar7027
      @prasadpawar7027 Před 4 lety +1

      @@MoneyManHolmes The guy whose skeleton was found?

    • @alexandercressman3420
      @alexandercressman3420 Před 4 lety +9

      I don't think it had a proper script when they finished shooting

    • @alexandercressman3420
      @alexandercressman3420 Před 4 lety +4

      @philz2002 Jon Favreau directed it in a cave! With a box of scraps!

  • @mystique5113
    @mystique5113 Před 3 lety +17

    This made me laugh so much. I think this is the best pitch meeting they've ever had and I've watched lots today. It was hilarious, starting with the I.I.I part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @apexnext
      @apexnext Před rokem

      Same I couldn't stop laughing for this one. My fav so far! 🤣

  • @TG-ge1oh
    @TG-ge1oh Před 3 lety +16

    I was showing the entire Jurassic series to my wife coz she's never seen them, and I realized, the whole of III I wanted the couple to die. They are so very unlikable!

  • @IROC400
    @IROC400 Před 4 lety +160

    I can't believe I didn't see that abrupt ending coming, I've watched over a hundred of these.

    • @angieb976
      @angieb976 Před 3 lety

      Ya that’s the one thing I thought about it wouldn’t the government do something about that cuz the murder birds are leaving the island and probably some swimming dinosaurs why not nuke the island then hunt down every last dino left

  • @sPitternaut
    @sPitternaut Před 4 lety +137

    Okay, it took me 19 years to realize this but...
    >Alan tries to get Ellie's parrot to say "Alan" in the beginning, claiming it used to know him.
    > A bunch of stuff is mentioned about raptors being related to birds, really smart & Billy 3D prints one's voice box.
    >Alan has a dream about a raptor saying his name.

    • @matteomarsella4572
      @matteomarsella4572 Před 4 lety +27

      Just thought he had ptsd lol

    • @MsSwitchblade13
      @MsSwitchblade13 Před 4 lety +1

      @@matteomarsella4572 me too :l

    • @davidcool5189
      @davidcool5189 Před 4 lety +19

      I think you're giving the writer(s) far too much credit. Surely it's just a coincidence.

    • @pronghornllc2200
      @pronghornllc2200 Před 4 lety +2

      David Cool definitely

    • @Ninja_Koopa
      @Ninja_Koopa Před 4 lety +3

      @@davidcool5189 It seems like they winged it, then just didn't care near the halfway mark.

  • @JeroenRinkel
    @JeroenRinkel Před 2 lety +4

    The 'Alan' thing on the plane may be a reference to an earlier scene, where Alan tries to get the bird to say his name. I guess that makes it less random at least.

  • @ClassifiedRanTom
    @ClassifiedRanTom Před 3 lety +31

    Technically the Spinosaurus doesn't "sneak up" on Alan and the group, if you remember correctly, they were attracted to that spot in the first place because they heard the phone ring... Which means, the Spino was standing there the whole time...

    • @kabouterwesley83
      @kabouterwesley83 Před 2 lety +10

      He is the Drax of dinosaurs.

    • @sluxi
      @sluxi Před 2 lety +4

      Such a tiny little spinosaurus just standing there on the side and nobody notices.

    • @divyashreesamantaray2949
      @divyashreesamantaray2949 Před 2 lety +2

      @@kabouterwesley83 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @neo7566
    @neo7566 Před 4 lety +357

    Father: Hey son, let's take a vacation. Son: Let's go to Universal, Disney world. Father: I got a better idea let's risk our lives and go Parasailing next to the island that's been taken over with Dinosaurs.

    • @daverobson3084
      @daverobson3084 Před 4 lety +29

      Not "father". "Mom's boyfriend".

    • @NerdyBernie66
      @NerdyBernie66 Před 4 lety +10

      Wait... so does Universal Studios exist in the Jurrassic Park Universe? Do they still own the film franchise of Jurrassic Park?

    • @T1hitsTheHighestNote
      @T1hitsTheHighestNote Před 4 lety +15

      Disneyworld is closed due to coronavirus. Let’s go paragliding next to this park in disrepair with apex predator dinosaurs roaming freely.

    • @unseenufo
      @unseenufo Před 3 lety +2

      Dino-soar parachute

    • @optimusprimus89
      @optimusprimus89 Před 3 lety +4

      I mean... you wouldnt want to do that?

  • @mickesmanymovies
    @mickesmanymovies Před 4 lety +187

    Me: Laughs at everything in this video, because it's 100% true.
    Also me: "Jurassic Park III is still entertaining as hell!"

    • @crona3316
      @crona3316 Před 4 lety +24

      I adore this movie even though it’s bad. It’s the one I grew up watching a lot. The first is definitely better though.

    • @olisk-jy9rz
      @olisk-jy9rz Před 4 lety +13

      Who would have tought that after Jurassic Park III they would have managed to make an even dumber one? And and even dumber one aftar that?

    • @jam5287
      @jam5287 Před 4 lety +9

      olisk Jurassic world wasn’t too bad. Fallen kingdom was laughably bad.

    • @Hypeet
      @Hypeet Před 3 lety

      Jp3 used to be my favourite movies I think fallen kingdom was good but not nearly as good as the other ones jw was better. The original trilogy is way better

    • @Hypeet
      @Hypeet Před 3 lety

      I don’t think many people realise this but the jw movies do exactly what the original does in jp1 people run a park and bad stuff happens in jw 1
      Same thing in jp2 there’s dinosaurs on the loose on an island and bad people I guess go try to kill them basically the same with fallen kingdom but they’re selling the dinos

  • @Caleb_le_chifre
    @Caleb_le_chifre Před 2 lety +1

    I’VE NEVER STOPPED THINKING ABOUT THOSE IMPLICATIONS, TO THIS DAY

  • @_garebear
    @_garebear Před 3 lety

    This series deserves CZcams's highest award. Good be the best short-format series on this network.

  • @imperialdynamics5346
    @imperialdynamics5346 Před 4 lety +153

    -"how did he get to the end of the runway before the plane?"
    -"unclear"

  • @10HW
    @10HW Před 4 lety +273

    "that's what we're going with so the movie can happen"
    The whole of Hollywood resumed in one sentence

    • @10HW
      @10HW Před 2 lety +1

      @person person A truly artistic perspective would be more like "That's what we're going with because it's the perfect scene and it elevates the story to new heights."

    • @10HW
      @10HW Před 2 lety +2

      @person person I get what you're saying, but one can't ignore the "fundamental" difference between aiming for an artistic experience vs aiming for a commercial product. It's the difference between good and bad writing.

  • @logangrimnar3800
    @logangrimnar3800 Před 2 lety +8

    The spinosaur kept chasing them because they hit him with the plane in the beginning and he took it personally.

  • @graffitiverse9567
    @graffitiverse9567 Před 3 lety

    the abrupt ending of pitch meeting was op!! u r so creative man!!!!

  • @THEremiXFACTOR
    @THEremiXFACTOR Před 4 lety +99

    "So, the army just turns up on the beach?"
    "Yeah. Getting a 12 year-old to write the ending of your script is tight!"

  • @mitchellmotorsportsLLC
    @mitchellmotorsportsLLC Před 4 lety +121

    “So they get to the beach and there’s a guy in a suit standing there.”
    “What?” My favorite part of this whole thing.

  • @ScottieMacF
    @ScottieMacF Před 2 lety +4

    "Abrupt endings are t-"
    Took me a minute to get that.

  • @elizarkozik4715
    @elizarkozik4715 Před 3 lety +2

    that "Oh..." @ 0:56 LMAO!!!

  • @peterkrug2327
    @peterkrug2327 Před 4 lety +84

    I love this guys answer to anything in a movie that doesn't make sense:
    "I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about that!"
    "So the movie can happen!"
    "How/Why does that happen?"
    "Because!"

  • @Lyniquechunte
    @Lyniquechunte Před 4 lety +81

    My hubby has never seen pitch meeting before and was dying laughing at this one thank you for that I put a smile on his in my face😃

    • @tonys617
      @tonys617 Před 4 lety +8

      Im sure it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @shenglong9818
      @shenglong9818 Před 4 lety

      Show him the last Jedi and rise of Skywalker ones

    • @tonys617
      @tonys617 Před 4 lety +2

      And show him all the marvel ones too, why tho? Unclear.

  • @dlee91885
    @dlee91885 Před 2 lety

    I literally work to hours of pitch meeting in my ear each night. Makes my nights fly by thanks to everyone who works on these.

  • @Cabrazzi
    @Cabrazzi Před 3 lety

    I love the “Tight” abrupt ending!!! I’ve been addicted to these sketches since I discovered them a week ago.

  • @Bill_Oddie_Face_Mask
    @Bill_Oddie_Face_Mask Před 4 lety +163

    No Screen Rant article at the end?
    Fair enough.

    • @junetynf
      @junetynf Před 4 lety +15

      Abrupt ending

    • @RichardRenes
      @RichardRenes Před 4 lety

      @@junetynf would have been nice if they tied in the newest discoveries about Spinosaurus though ;)

    • @RibusPQR
      @RibusPQR Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah yeah yeah!
      Wow wow wow wow.

    • @Saimeren
      @Saimeren Před 4 lety

      @@RichardRenes Which are what?

    • @shaunharley1532
      @shaunharley1532 Před 4 lety +3

      @@RichardRenes abrupt endi...

  • @B-RaDD
    @B-RaDD Před 4 lety +252

    Being early is super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @christopherkukuraii1485
      @christopherkukuraii1485 Před 4 lety +10

      Doing something that's super easy barely an inconvenience is tight

    • @franklinbeveridge7621
      @franklinbeveridge7621 Před 4 lety +2

      I’m kind of mad at you I was supposed to be the one with a bunch of likes not you. (OK when you’re reading this imagine someone whining and crying😂)

    • @silentmaaster88
      @silentmaaster88 Před 4 lety +7

      Brandon wow wow wow...wow

    • @carter_lovejoy
      @carter_lovejoy Před 4 lety +6

      Yeah, yeah, yeah!

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD Před 4 lety

      @@silentmaaster88 😂😂

  • @rcflem
    @rcflem Před 4 lety +8

    Just wanted to say I’ve been in a horrible mood all week because of the rioting and anger running through my city and the people in it, but this made me laugh despite all that for the first time in almost a week, so thanks for putting something positive into the world. 🌎

  • @philipmartin3411
    @philipmartin3411 Před rokem +4

    "Right and so he gets approached by this couple right"
    "Oh, a couple of dinosaurs (eyebrow raise)
    "No, humans, Amanda and Paul"
    "oh" (visible disappointment)
    cracks me up everytime 🤣

  • @sirunbekannt5653
    @sirunbekannt5653 Před 4 lety +196

    Do one for
    Kingsman
    Se7en
    Saw
    Kickass
    Memento
    Monsters Inc.
    The Godfather
    V for Vendetta
    Megamind
    Pulp Fiction
    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
    Terminator 2
    Batman (Tim Burton)
    Forest Gump
    300
    Despicable Me
    Titanic
    Carrie
    Oldboy (2003) Don’t dare to do one for the remake

    • @hottubtony77
      @hottubtony77 Před 4 lety +2

      I disagree, the remake was okay. Not as good as the original but still solid.

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 Před 4 lety +1

      @Eric Arroyo Yes that would make the most sense

    • @caspearious-ghost
      @caspearious-ghost Před 4 lety +2

      Ryan should do every single movie listed in IMDB and do it *ALL* by tomorrow. D:

    • @Mattwreys
      @Mattwreys Před 4 lety +1

      Let’s add The Book of Life

    • @bakedpotato9378
      @bakedpotato9378 Před 4 lety +1

      I agree

  • @sarah-by5ky
    @sarah-by5ky Před 4 lety +84

    The way he carries the entire Screen Rant channel makes it seem super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @ricardobjj24
    @ricardobjj24 Před 3 lety +11

    Yeah the random guy in the suit on the beach always confused me

    • @arthurfisher1857
      @arthurfisher1857 Před 3 lety

      He was the "canary in the coal mine" so to speak... they dropped him off with a bull horn to see if he got immediately bum-rushed and eaten.

    • @Somnogenesis
      @Somnogenesis Před 3 lety +1

      @@arthurfisher1857 While they somehow silently smuggled in the entire military landing force, just off the edge of the screen - therefore hiding it from the sight and earshot of all the dinosaurs and surviving humans, as well as from the audience.

    • @polreamonn
      @polreamonn Před 3 lety +1

      I think it was a precursor to "Lost" scene.

  • @elovejapan7818
    @elovejapan7818 Před 2 lety +4

    Honestly, the dinosaur being put off by the fire sounds like one of the few sensible animal behaviors that occur in the movie

  • @tonythepokemonguy751
    @tonythepokemonguy751 Před 4 lety +132

    “that’s why my remote doesn’t work anymore” I feel attacked by this

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +29

    6:56
    Literally the most clever way to end a video. One of the best Pitch Meetings I've seen.
    Actually, all of them are fucccin hilarious.

  • @jpsned
    @jpsned Před 3 lety +1

    6:28 (lone rescuer standing on the beach) is a visual homage to the ending of Lord of the Flies (1963).

  • @guacca
    @guacca Před 2 lety +2

    "That island has dinosaurs in it" - I don't know why, but it cracks me up every time.

  • @amalielk
    @amalielk Před 4 lety +75

    "Unclear."
    "That works."