Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Pitch Meeting

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  • Step into the Pitch Meeting that started Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom! Subscribe to ScreenRant: goo.gl/ho3Hg6
    Jurassic World was a massive box office hit in 2016, so naturally we now have a sequel. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom sees Chris Pratt and his character Animal-Loving-Navy-Guy reuinite with Bryce Dallas Howard’s Money-Lady (who is now Dinosaur Loving Lady, because reasons) They head back to Isla Nubar to save the dinos from a giant volcano that’s about to erupt. Kind of a big oversight for John Hammond to have built Jurassic Park on a volcano, but whatever! There are a lot of plot holes and questionable decisions into Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom - and we’d like to think they all originated from the pitch meeting itself! So step inside the pitch meeting that led to the latest installment in the Jurassic Park franchise. It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @ScreenRant
    @ScreenRant  Před 5 lety +5970

    Hybrid hybrids are TIGHT!

    • @giovannigiovanni.7220
      @giovannigiovanni.7220 Před 5 lety +30

      Screen Rant So JW 3 is gonna be like planet of the apes.
      Also make a pitch meeting for Marvel's Runaways or The Gifted.

    • @hueg.rection414
      @hueg.rection414 Před 5 lety +13

      Incredibles 2?

    • @ericweiner7668
      @ericweiner7668 Před 5 lety +7

      Soooooooo tight

    • @marqu33fa84
      @marqu33fa84 Před 5 lety +11

      Screen Rant u should do one for Rick And Morty because going through portals and meeting different versions of yourself is tight!

    • @TerrellAustin1994
      @TerrellAustin1994 Před 5 lety

      Screen Rant 👍

  • @professor_lembach
    @professor_lembach Před 4 lety +8614

    I'm ex-Navy and can confirm we were immune to lava whilst touching water.

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 Před 4 lety +436

      So you win 'the floor is lava' by heading for the kitchen sink! :-D

    • @xuannguyenpham1715
      @xuannguyenpham1715 Před 4 lety +237

      Hot navy underwater are tight!

    • @0ctopusComp1etely
      @0ctopusComp1etely Před 4 lety +179

      Finally, my Navy theory is confirmed! Now to publish my thesis for all the scientific community to revel at.

    • @Rapscallion2009
      @Rapscallion2009 Před 4 lety +62

      Does it matter what you did in the Navy? I mean like you you be immune if you were a chef or something or would it only happen if you were a marine?

    • @godbluffvdgg
      @godbluffvdgg Před 4 lety +67

      I'm a USAF vet...My butler told me about that...Of course; I immediately replaced him...

  • @JonnyJayKhan
    @JonnyJayKhan Před 5 lety +5746

    What's her name? Nobody remembers, nobody Claires

  • @quinnlatios3627
    @quinnlatios3627 Před 5 lety +4191

    "Did you do any research?"
    "I was going to and then no not at all" -me about any test

  • @rockyp3917
    @rockyp3917 Před 5 lety +1889

    The way he says "I don't know" is absolute gold.

  • @andrewsoderquist1173
    @andrewsoderquist1173 Před 5 lety +2136

    I'm so glad someone else understands volcanoes. I saw the preview and immediately thought "Welp, there goes Chris Pratt."

    • @emmao6578
      @emmao6578 Před 5 lety +196

      Literally any kid that ever learnt about Pompeii and mount Vesuvius would know how utterly ridiculous that scene was, don't know how they thought that would slip past people.

    • @crimson5pider
      @crimson5pider Před 4 lety +228

      More like Crisp Pratt

    • @Imajicka1
      @Imajicka1 Před 4 lety +4

      @@carl_consumer.of.reality Hater.

    • @carl_consumer.of.reality
      @carl_consumer.of.reality Před 4 lety +6

      Imajicka1 ok

    • @MegaFortinbras
      @MegaFortinbras Před 4 lety +13

      @@emmao6578 On a completely serious note, Vesuvius is going to erupt again. The only question is "when?"

  • @FuzzyPuppet
    @FuzzyPuppet Před 5 lety +2538

    This is currently my favorite show on CZcams

  • @ottovongrubner3194
    @ottovongrubner3194 Před 4 lety +2040

    “Oh, Ian Malcolm, I cant wait to see him go up against dinosaurs again.”
    “Actually, he’s just going to be in the Congress scenes.”
    “Good, so he is going up against a bunch of dinosaurs!”

  • @battlesheep2552
    @battlesheep2552 Před 4 lety +841

    “We can’t let these creatures go extinct”, they say in a series whose entire premise is that extinction is only temporary.

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 Před 4 lety +33

      That made me laugh.

    • @EmmaDilemma039
      @EmmaDilemma039 Před 3 lety +41

      You'd think they'd add some bit like banning the creation of extinct species or something. But nothing has to make sense or be consistent. People will watch it anyway.

    • @brianelson1481
      @brianelson1481 Před 3 lety +3

      100th comment
      It doesn't matter just wanted to say

    • @mineduck3050
      @mineduck3050 Před 3 lety +7

      Astute point

    • @jeffreym.8957
      @jeffreym.8957 Před 2 lety +3

      This is a very underrated point, right here.

  • @JM-nz8gw
    @JM-nz8gw Před 5 lety +781

    "He used to be in the Navy" "Ok none of that stuff applied to him" DEAD

  • @Bendrix27
    @Bendrix27 Před 5 lety +1328

    Well, if Dr Ian Malcolm isn't willing to go to the dinosaur island, I guess we'll just have to bring the dinosaurs to him.... Jurassic World 3: Chaos Theory.

  • @falconx50
    @falconx50 Před 3 lety +382

    "I assume they're taking the dinosaurs to Isla Sorna?"
    "I don't know what that is."
    A perfect critique on the studio heads that kept these movies going.

    • @shounenbat510
      @shounenbat510 Před 3 lety +25

      I was wondering what happened to that island! Then again, I was wondering why in the world they build Jurassic World on an island with a volcano...

    • @kieriencrabtree
      @kieriencrabtree Před 2 lety +7

      I can think of lots of places that are. Especially in places like Hawaii. Also Isla Sorna has a volcano too which is why they didn't take the dinosaurs there

    • @user-jc8zm6ef8p
      @user-jc8zm6ef8p Před 2 lety +5

      Maybe they took them to California because thats where they had a dinosaur storing facility

    • @Blue_Oceanic
      @Blue_Oceanic Před rokem

      I don’t think I could live on that island

    • @williamwoolf8072
      @williamwoolf8072 Před rokem

      and for some reason... it actually works. guess thats the beauty of marketing. it all depends on your target audience

  • @danielwarner3675
    @danielwarner3675 Před 5 lety +374

    "i'm assuming they're taking the dinosaurs to isla sorna?"
    "i don't know what that is."

  • @babyteeth4
    @babyteeth4 Před 5 lety +2673

    You should make T-shirts that say "Barely an Inconvenience"!

    • @AnthologyOfDave
      @AnthologyOfDave Před 5 lety +64

      Make them for sluts!

    • @AnthologyOfDave
      @AnthologyOfDave Před 5 lety +31

      Like me.

    • @MrsSnowBtw
      @MrsSnowBtw Před 5 lety +35

      They have one that says super easy barly an inconfiniance

    • @MrsSnowBtw
      @MrsSnowBtw Před 5 lety +6

      babyteeth4 look at the end his tshit8

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness Před 5 lety +2

      The Jim Reaper™ thatxs the winner. Tshirts are tight.

  • @ChristianPauchet
    @ChristianPauchet Před 5 lety +381

    "I'm cool with disregarding logic if it's for a sequel"... LMAO!!!
    A hurricane of irony and sarcasm... I dig it!

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 Před 5 lety +2713

    "Well I figured you were either joking or the script is terrible."
    "Well I'm not joking."
    "Okay then."
    😆😆😆😅😅😅

  • @dontmindme5879
    @dontmindme5879 Před 5 lety +363

    “You know it’s refreshing to see characters thinking rationally an....”
    *So the protagonists are gonna save the dinosaurs* 😀😀😀😀

  • @braunXYZ
    @braunXYZ Před 5 lety +485

    When they auctioned the dinosaurs and the prices came up someone in the cinema made a Dr. Evil 1 MILLION DOLLARS impression ... I had tears in my eyes and almost choked.

    • @GeeVanderplas
      @GeeVanderplas Před 5 lety +24

      Except it wasn't someone in your cinema, it was an actual character on screen....

    • @issacflores2010
      @issacflores2010 Před 5 lety +15

      braunXYZ that would’ve been awesome had it been in the movie.

    • @a.n.t.94
      @a.n.t.94 Před 5 lety +8

      @@issacflores2010 would have been the only good part honestly

    • @h.r.9563
      @h.r.9563 Před 5 lety

      I bet a video of those lumped together would be great.

  • @Sicarius_7
    @Sicarius_7 Před 5 lety +470

    I've never seen any of these Pitch Meeting videos before today, and now I'm like binging through them.
    SO amazing. I feel like my life has been incomplete up to this point, and I didn't even know it.

  • @devonmiller636
    @devonmiller636 Před 4 lety +456

    The volcanolgy/geology information in here is 100% accurate and I’m so happy.

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 Před 2 lety +11

      But Dinosaur Loving LEGO Man was in the Navy, so none of that factually correct information mattered or negatively affected him at all!

    • @HistoryandReviews
      @HistoryandReviews Před rokem +1

      Google is a great thing

  • @jerk1921
    @jerk1921 Před 5 lety +383

    So glad you went off about the Pyroclastic flow.

  • @jarrettbakersr
    @jarrettbakersr Před 5 lety +704

    These videos are so consistently good that I clicked “like” before even watching.

    • @thecampfire4877
      @thecampfire4877 Před 5 lety +11

      Jarrett Baker Same. I normally throw a Like on any video I watch until they make me dislike it.

    • @TarkynZone
      @TarkynZone Před 5 lety +23

      Ah, clicking like before watching is TIGHT!

    • @gizzad
      @gizzad Před 5 lety

      Tahkyn haha!!!

    • @reub3n007
      @reub3n007 Před 3 lety

      Same

    • @brucemarshall3446
      @brucemarshall3446 Před rokem

      Well, this one wrote itself!

  • @patrickobrien5311
    @patrickobrien5311 Před 4 lety +929

    "Millennial girl is doing surgery on blue but she needs trex blood to do a transfusion"
    "Does it matter that those are two totally different species?"
    "I don't know"
    "Fair enough"

    • @dnannery
      @dnannery Před 3 lety +121

      Golden Pants - Are you telling me that my personal stockpile of gorilla blood is useless in an emergency

    • @lesqie
      @lesqie Před 3 lety +34

      Your WHAT

    • @draykeblack
      @draykeblack Před 3 lety +23

      @@lesqie Dont worry. Its probably lowland gorilla blood.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 Před 3 lety +2

      @@draykeblack Maybe a Gibbon instead

    • @flexprime2010
      @flexprime2010 Před 3 lety +4

      @@dnannery of course it's useless! You need chimp blood.

  • @EdgePatrol
    @EdgePatrol Před 4 lety +612

    As someone with a geology degree, I appreciate your bit on pyroclastic flows. Thank you. XD

    • @SeemsLikeSomething
      @SeemsLikeSomething Před 4 lety +22

      It’s also cool you openly admit that! Cheers.

    • @SmallSpoonBrigade
      @SmallSpoonBrigade Před 4 lety +49

      Pyroclastic flows are tight.

    • @056Iceking
      @056Iceking Před 4 lety +36

      Apparently, the producer guy did more research than the actual producers of this movie.

    • @Shooshawali
      @Shooshawali Před 4 lety +3

      Pity on autofill for not realizing pyroclastic flow is real word as I typed it correctly.
      Edit: not the word flow, just pyroclastic.

    • @Kaervek87
      @Kaervek87 Před 4 lety +11

      As someone who once googled pyroclastic flows, I appreciate your bit on pyroclastic flows.

  • @ClarkyClark
    @ClarkyClark Před 5 lety +1963

    Good to know my Navy career prepared me for volcanic disasters. Bring it on!

    • @JM-nz8gw
      @JM-nz8gw Před 5 lety +33

      Clarky None of the volcanic disasters apply to you

    • @ashwinshetty1598
      @ashwinshetty1598 Před 5 lety +22

      You're not Chris Pratt

    • @brizlebre1577
      @brizlebre1577 Před 5 lety +49

      Not just any volcanic disasters, but dinosaur volcanic disasters!

    • @Kakarot64.
      @Kakarot64. Před 5 lety +17

      Clarky Clark
      Only if you manage to make it to the sea before the volcanic superheated gases, liquids and rocks can get to you.

    • @SonTomNetwork
      @SonTomNetwork Před 5 lety +32

      All Navy guys are children of Poseidon.

  • @supafun33
    @supafun33 Před 5 lety +376

    Oh my God you're the first person to suggest opening the main door to vent the gas and not the cell doors

    • @Jbarker1983
      @Jbarker1983 Před 5 lety +16

      Brook Hubbs Except it wouldn’t vent the gas. They were deep inside a building, and the ventilation system was down. It would have only slowed the gas at most.

    • @Emll_117
      @Emll_117 Před 5 lety +11

      Yeah... the gas was already killing them. Opening their cages was just necessary for them to later exit through the last big door

  • @katykat978
    @katykat978 Před 5 lety +131

    I clicked on this thinking it would give me just a rundown of the movie so I wouldn't have to watch it, until getting about halfway to realize I've already seen it. This video is perfect

    • @justinbel68
      @justinbel68 Před 4 lety

      katykat978
      HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • @julieramey5470
      @julieramey5470 Před rokem

      Same only it took this comment for me to realize that yes I have seen this movie.

  • @aaronlawson8151
    @aaronlawson8151 Před 3 lety +73

    As a geologist, the line about how Chris Pratt realistically cannot outrun a pyroclastic flow had me dying 😂. As soon as I saw that moment in the trailer, I immediately was like I'm going to hate this movie lol

    • @superfuss1984
      @superfuss1984 Před rokem +1

      RoP: Hold my Bud Light

    • @sihanchen7552
      @sihanchen7552 Před 10 měsíci +2

      I thought the fact that they built this theme park over an active volcano is the realistically dying part.

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin Před 5 měsíci

      A geologist, huh?
      What do you think of this obsidian knife? 🔪

  • @JoeyMartz
    @JoeyMartz Před 5 lety +156

    Ryan, you are my salvation. These always brighten up my day
    "Yes sir I do!"

  • @yabutmaybenot.6433
    @yabutmaybenot.6433 Před 5 lety +813

    Maybe it's just me, but these two guys look alot alike.

    • @TheNorwog
      @TheNorwog Před 5 lety +113

      Jeff Lock it's almost like how Clark Kent and Superman look so much alike... I just can't put my finger on it. Maybe I need glasses...

    • @FrankieFishess
      @FrankieFishess Před 5 lety +78

      John McLeod glasses are TIGHT! And putting them on is barely an inconvenience.

    • @TheNorwog
      @TheNorwog Před 5 lety +25

      Frankie Frenchfries fair enough!

    • @ratedcube3785
      @ratedcube3785 Před 5 lety +15

      Jeff Lock shhh they don't like when we ask to many questions

    • @naveen.119
      @naveen.119 Před 5 lety +21

      Ofcourse they look alike duh they are twins

  • @RelativelyBest
    @RelativelyBest Před 3 lety +162

    "We can't let the dinosaurs die."
    "Actually, we totally can. It'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
    "But they're alive, just like me."
    "And if we just stand here and wait a few minutes they'll be dead, just like all the people they mauled and devoured."
    Yeah, maybe don't let the little girl raised in a lab make very important decisions?

    • @spacedinosaur8733
      @spacedinosaur8733 Před 3 lety +7

      Besides they needed a way to make the sequel happen.

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 Před 2 lety +5

      Whoops

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut Před 2 lety +5

      @@aztn19 Whoopsie

    • @shepherdaaron9683
      @shepherdaaron9683 Před 2 lety +5

      I hated that line, she’s not “alive like them” just because they’re cloned, because they are REPTILES THAT KILL PEOPLE and she is a HUMAN GIRL, and there’s sort of a big difference between them

  • @ParaDyce
    @ParaDyce Před 5 lety +25

    "Did you do any researcher before writing this", "well I was going to but then I no I didn't at all" - died right there omg that was amazing

  • @saminajam445
    @saminajam445 Před 5 lety +796

    Is no one gonna talk about the fact that Chris Pratt shot through a gyrosphere even though proved by Jimmy Fallon to be bulletproof!!!

    • @Jbarker1983
      @Jbarker1983 Před 5 lety +85

      It's Sam This is literally the only part of the movie that bothers me, and no one brings it up. 😂

    • @firewithfire2745
      @firewithfire2745 Před 5 lety +61

      not to mention underwater.

    • @breezemkhael5245
      @breezemkhael5245 Před 5 lety +57

      Jbarker1983 the only part?

    • @StephonST
      @StephonST Před 5 lety +10

      Theres no arguing that logic. lol

    • @KevHCloud
      @KevHCloud Před 5 lety +112

      but he's ex-navy guy

  • @TheHacknor
    @TheHacknor Před 5 lety +206

    Money lady and Navy guy? You mean Heels and starlord

    • @iamskippy
      @iamskippy Před 5 lety +5

      GreenManAiming ... *OR* Lady in the Water ( *Lady Water* for short) and *Starlord*

    • @F117DJS
      @F117DJS Před 5 lety +6

      You mean Gwen Stacy and Emmet (the special)?

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania Před 5 lety +4

      Oh hey, fellow watcher of Unbridled Rage.

    • @velium365
      @velium365 Před 5 lety +6

      MauLer!

  • @gavo5125
    @gavo5125 Před 4 lety +53

    I love how sometimes the writer is the crazy and sometimes the producer 😂

  • @soraksr5574
    @soraksr5574 Před 4 lety +24

    When he said "Ok then!", I keep thinking about Jim Carrey's "Alrighty Then!" 😂😂😂

  • @haytijr5823
    @haytijr5823 Před 5 lety +86

    "he used to be in the Navy tho"

  • @tattieverb265
    @tattieverb265 Před 5 lety +200

    This made me realise that this boss guy is fine with everything.
    EVERYTHING.

    • @raahim11
      @raahim11 Před 4 lety +7

      Except for Glass. He was not ok with that

    • @michaeldebellis4202
      @michaeldebellis4202 Před 4 lety +14

      Tattier Verbose456 There are a few things he’s not okay with. Like in Fantastic Beasts he insisted McGonnegal was in the movie even though she was something like negative 9 years old according to previous lore. He even threatened to burn Quebec down and destroy all the poutine if she wasn’t so you know he was serious.

    • @ateuedai860
      @ateuedai860 Před 4 lety +9

      Well, he was not okay with the child gang-bang in It...

    • @douglasfels9789
      @douglasfels9789 Před 3 lety +3

      I don't know. I found his soul being crushed while hearing the pitches for the Twilight movies very refreshing. :)

    • @ernestyunardi7454
      @ernestyunardi7454 Před 3 lety

      Boss guy will sell his mother for Moneyy

  • @mattlemasters557
    @mattlemasters557 Před 5 lety +90

    That navy/volcano part was amazing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TailsWarrior38
    @TailsWarrior38 Před 5 lety +122

    Name a better duo:
    "Super easy barely an inconvenience"
    "Oh really?"

  • @zarahgutierrez4528
    @zarahgutierrez4528 Před 5 lety +201

    OML I LOVE THIS SERIES!!!!! THIS IS MY FAVOURITE ONE YET

    • @blackmagician7645
      @blackmagician7645 Před 5 lety +1

      Zarah Gutierrez: The valid points in this one really had me chuckling 😆

    • @MycleRyder
      @MycleRyder Před 5 lety

      The original is my favorite... "because money and business"

  • @MrTrick.
    @MrTrick. Před 5 lety +185

    Oh it's a sequel thing

  • @FlackNCoke
    @FlackNCoke Před 4 lety +87

    Fallen Kingdom legit has the dumbest script for any movie I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen The Room.

    • @crazycoolkids00
      @crazycoolkids00 Před 2 lety +3

      I mean, you're not wrong…

    • @kawadashogo8258
      @kawadashogo8258 Před 2 lety +7

      The Room is so bad it's good, the Jurassic World movies are just plain bad.

    • @jemert96
      @jemert96 Před 2 lety +1

      Don't underestimate Colin Trevorrow's unmatched talent of making terrible movies

    • @joeyjerry1586
      @joeyjerry1586 Před 2 lety +1

      Idk about that when Rise of Skywalker exists

    • @PhantomMK177
      @PhantomMK177 Před rokem

      Yes but hybrid

  • @Damheid
    @Damheid Před 5 lety +570

    "If you planning on killing someone and you gonna go through the trouble of pointing a gun at them, why not just shoot them?"
    "I don't know"
    "Fair enough!"
    Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahaha

    • @exinn_yt
      @exinn_yt Před 5 lety +1

      If

    • @JohnHaile
      @JohnHaile Před 5 lety +53

      Person: Man I hate that guy so much I think I’ll kill him.
      Seller #1: I have the perfect thing for you it’s called a gun. Just point and shoot and it’ll kill that guy. This will be about $250.
      Person: That seems nice, but I was thinking something more elaborate, difficult, dangerous and more expensive.
      Seller #2: Well for $43 million I can also get you a gun. But this one comes with a dinosaur. Just turn on the laser, aim, shoot and release the dinosaur! And your guy is dead. Just make sure you get the dinosaur back in his cage!
      Person: I think I’m going to go with 2nd guy! 😃

    • @prismaticbeetle3194
      @prismaticbeetle3194 Před 4 lety +14

      @@JohnHaile not to mention said dinosaur can simply chose not to obey and kill everyone for lolz

    • @yeahkeen2905
      @yeahkeen2905 Před 4 lety +12

      Tarek Chamas how do you even genetically modify an animal to do that. DNA can only go so far and I’m pretty sure there’s no protein for “obey laser gun.”

    • @GJBattles
      @GJBattles Před 4 lety +7

      @@yeahkeen2905 Wait, I've studied this it's called - yeah, no there isn't one.

  • @eliseo4176
    @eliseo4176 Před 5 lety +283

    Nobody remembers that a dinosaur can’t break through the glass ball but Owen broke it open with a pocket knife🤔

    • @S1D3W1ND3R015
      @S1D3W1ND3R015 Před 5 lety +25

      Mr. Opinion underwater too lol do you know how hard it is to break something underwater

    • @genin69
      @genin69 Před 5 lety +68

      super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness Před 5 lety +41

      Mr. Opinion who's owen? Do you mean animal-loving navy guy?

    • @keithws2779
      @keithws2779 Před 5 lety +4

      やっぱり scriptはห่วยแตก ก็นึกอยู่แล้ว I couldn't be bothered to watch it だから I don't care about spoilers and this just confirmed I made the right choice by not going to see it. ขอบคุณครับ

    • @Jbarker1983
      @Jbarker1983 Před 5 lety +8

      Mr. Opinion He didn’t break it open with the knife. He pried the door open.

  • @coverofwar4097
    @coverofwar4097 Před 5 lety +63

    Ex-navy here, I can confirm that super heated water is unable to harm me in any way.

  • @LoanRepresentative
    @LoanRepresentative Před 5 lety +24

    5:24
    "So are dinosaurs like [SCARY MONSTERS]?"

  • @MrPepelongstockings
    @MrPepelongstockings Před 3 lety +35

    Some of these are funny but this one is just too brutal and accurate. It's sad that they can get away with making movies like this.

  • @drakkenmensch
    @drakkenmensch Před 5 lety +26

    Wow, Producer Guy has DONE HIS RESEARCH.

  • @avery1093
    @avery1093 Před 5 lety +97

    Do a Twilight pitch! I LOVE these!

  • @FuzzyPuppet
    @FuzzyPuppet Před 5 lety +27

    This was pure brilliance

  • @Zoltar0
    @Zoltar0 Před 4 lety +50

    "Hybrid hybrids are tight!"
    guy is into furries.

  • @hectorluis9609
    @hectorluis9609 Před 5 lety +300

    That last brachiosaurus on the island.
    Feels bad man😥😥

    • @cbcdesign001
      @cbcdesign001 Před 4 lety +37

      Not just the last one but also supposedly the very first Dinosaur we saw in the first Jurassic Park Movie. :(

    • @sarasthoughts
      @sarasthoughts Před 4 lety +14

      I legit cried

    • @michaeldebellis4202
      @michaeldebellis4202 Před 4 lety +5

      cbcdesign001 I assume you watch Honest Trailers? If not start with the commentary for this film. When Dan got to that point and how the director thought it was cool that they did that his “ You sick bastard!” Really summed up my reaction perfectly.

    • @OsirisLord
      @OsirisLord Před 4 lety +3

      There's a whole herd of them on Site B. You know Isla Sorna. You know that island that was the setting for The Lost World and Jurassic Park 3.

    • @NikiRGB
      @NikiRGB Před 3 lety

      @@OsirisLord yeah but that one was the first dinosaur we see in the original jurassic park so it holds more emotional value

  • @mikes5637
    @mikes5637 Před 5 lety +52

    Perfect! Totally nailed everything that pissed me off about it, including the trailers showing the entire plot.

    • @Brastius
      @Brastius Před 5 lety

      Yeah, I haven't seen the movie yet, so I held off on watching this particular Pitch. Now I see my concern at having the ending spoiled was needless.

    • @jemert96
      @jemert96 Před 2 lety +2

      Because of this I stopped watching trailers long ago, because they often give away key plotpoints, most of the jokes, every single big CGI shot, there's just no point in watching the rest of the movie

    • @user-jc8zm6ef8p
      @user-jc8zm6ef8p Před 2 lety

      @@jemert96 crying after nwh😭
      Really thought the start of the story would be very different

  • @michaelvendick2785
    @michaelvendick2785 Před 4 lety +66

    "....Dinosaur loving navy guy". "What's his name again?" "I don't know."

  • @blackstarwing3332
    @blackstarwing3332 Před 5 lety +10

    This was awesome! Oh and I love that everyone looks high in your thumbnails!

  • @pocologo975
    @pocologo975 Před 5 lety +36

    Okay now its time for Independence Day Movie from 1996

  • @adjgaines3719
    @adjgaines3719 Před 5 lety +49

    Pitch Meetings are TIGHT!

  • @idoko6435
    @idoko6435 Před 5 lety +24

    1:57
    Well... I'm, I'm not joking...
    😂😂😂

  • @techsquid3015
    @techsquid3015 Před 3 lety +109

    I literally thought that “”money lady” was named Karen.

  • @SquaredMediaAnimations
    @SquaredMediaAnimations Před 5 lety +103

    You should do a pitch meeting on the Hobbit! There's a whole lot you could do with that ;)

  • @Ningnomaningnong
    @Ningnomaningnong Před 5 lety +14

    "Clone girl's gonna do it anyway."
    ".....What?"
    Cracked me up.

  • @seattlegrrlie
    @seattlegrrlie Před 5 lety +30

    What was his name again?
    I don't know
    We'll IMDB it 🤣

  • @CalebSpears1
    @CalebSpears1 Před 5 lety +133

    Dang you were harsh on this movie.
    Being harsh on movies is TIGHT!

    • @justinbel68
      @justinbel68 Před 4 lety +1

      Caleb Spears
      True.

    • @MellonVegan
      @MellonVegan Před 4 lety +5

      I mean, not hard to be harsh on bad films

    • @lordfabulous6198
      @lordfabulous6198 Před 4 lety +8

      This movie gets a lot wrong, even with moral messages.

    • @kwl189
      @kwl189 Před 4 lety +5

      This movie was so bad I can’t believe it passed $700 million. The trailers themselves sucked. If the trailer can’t even look good, what hope does a 90 minute movie have. Hollywood totally wrecked JP.

    • @parker_smith72
      @parker_smith72 Před 3 lety

      i like yiur chanel

  • @justafaniv1097
    @justafaniv1097 Před 5 lety +24

    Don't forget, the guy making the pitch just finished replaying Resident Evil 1.
    Genetically modified bioweapons being produced in a lab in the basement of an eccentric billionaire's mansion that escape and go on a rampage eventually being released and infecting the local ecosystem? Check!

  • @timothydufresne6209
    @timothydufresne6209 Před 5 lety +54

    Can't wait for more pitch meetings

  • @a_razz1476
    @a_razz1476 Před 5 lety +23

    "im cool with disregarding logic if its for a sequel"lol

  • @fearfulcat
    @fearfulcat Před 4 lety +14

    These pitch meetings are one of my favorite things on the whole internet.

  • @mmouse
    @mmouse Před 5 lety +35

    "I don't know." ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯
    "Fair enough."

  • @Raamsheld
    @Raamsheld Před 5 lety +15

    Finally, an accurate review of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom!

  • @nicholasleclerc1583
    @nicholasleclerc1583 Před 4 lety +22

    4:12
    And of course, a velociraptor would TOTALLY BELIEVABLY support blood from a different species

    • @wwerules000
      @wwerules000 Před 4 lety +1

      Well the so called science behind that was explained but also utter bs, there's no way different types of animals can be used to give blood to a different animal

    • @ctaco5112
      @ctaco5112 Před 4 lety +2

      T. Rex and Velociraptor happen to be related so, I think it's pretty likely they could do a blood transfusion.

    • @wwerules000
      @wwerules000 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ctaco5112 what you talking about, raptors where's all bird like creatures, t-rexs where bigger creatures, you every been to a museum, they used to have this moving t- rex at the science museum, and near him where raptors, I always assumed he was attacking them, although they changed it from that

    • @ctaco5112
      @ctaco5112 Před 4 lety +2

      @@wwerules000 Just because t. Rex was bigger than velociraptor doesn't mean they can't be related. For instance manatees are smaller than elephants yet they're closely related to them.
      Plus ravens are believed to be descended from the tyrannosaur family.

    • @michaeldebellis4202
      @michaeldebellis4202 Před 4 lety +1

      Conor Tacopina No it’s not just unlikely but impossible, even most humans can’t share blood with each other. It’s why they need to test your blood type before giving you a transfusion if they give you an incompatible blood type it will kill you.

  • @jayferguson9968
    @jayferguson9968 Před 4 lety +19

    "Yeah, I love cake."
    "Right: Cake is great, but that's not what that-"
    "So, anyways..."
    **sigh**

  • @thecreature7608
    @thecreature7608 Před 5 lety +161

    Please do a how to train your dragon pitch meeting. I would love it

    • @rowandunning6877
      @rowandunning6877 Před 5 lety +7

      I'm not positive but i think they did

    • @MoneyManHolmes
      @MoneyManHolmes Před 4 lety +2

      Maleficent pitch meeting would be TIGHT

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab Před 4 lety

      MoneyManHolmes Done!
      Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @tetsuoshima4077
    @tetsuoshima4077 Před 5 lety +617

    They say that scientists may be able to create dinosaurs in the next ten years. to which i respond...THERE ARE LITERALLY 5 MOVIES TELLING YOU WHY THIS IS A BAD IDEA.

    • @monitorjonny5943
      @monitorjonny5943 Před 5 lety +32

      Only that movies aren't like reality

    • @urbz6712
      @urbz6712 Před 5 lety +33

      We should be good as long as they either don't hire newmen or atleast dont take the the lowest biding computer programmer.

    • @tigerbread78
      @tigerbread78 Před 5 lety +5

      Urbz Hello NEWman

    • @sonoftheway3528
      @sonoftheway3528 Před 5 lety +23

      we haven't even made mammoths yet, dinosaurs won't be for a while, if ever

    • @blackmagician7645
      @blackmagician7645 Před 5 lety +46

      Well- something's gotta fight the AI robots in the future

  • @mimah1015
    @mimah1015 Před 5 lety +16

    "So the protagonists are gonna go save the dinosaurs themselves!"
    "Oh, okay. Never mind."

  • @NicolaiAAA
    @NicolaiAAA Před 4 lety +3

    2:40 it's so nice to hear someone else mention this. I saw the trailer for this movie and IMMEDIATELY lost my mind.

  • @janetracer
    @janetracer Před 5 lety +48

    Love these pitch meetings. How about for a change of pace we can see a pitch meeting for some old classic movie. ( Done in appropriate old time costume ) maybe Wizard of Oz, Gone With the Wind or Snow White.

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 Před 5 lety

      Oh, and dress from the era the movies are from! :)

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness Před 5 lety +3

      James Anthony ha! I think the budget for these is about 5 bucks, not enough for an outfit.

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 Před 5 lety +5

      And they should use slang from the era as well!
      The Bees knees are tight!

    • @mrbejam
      @mrbejam Před 5 lety

      I was going to suggest the same thing until I saw the Pitch meeting of Pitch meeting and realised green screened old computers in the background would be funnier.

  • @94JesseRay
    @94JesseRay Před 5 lety +15

    Better than Honest trailers!
    Then again, those have lowered in quality over the years...

  • @GlobalSingeing
    @GlobalSingeing Před 5 lety +13

    "Well I was going to but then no, I didn't at all." Classic

  • @ChasehaWing
    @ChasehaWing Před 3 lety +52

    "Isla Sorna."
    "The what?"
    "The island that is right next door, completely abandoned and full of dinosaurs."
    *I FEEL VINDICATED!!!*

    • @ChasehaWing
      @ChasehaWing Před 3 lety +2

      @@jacksawyer3208
      So that doesn't make sense. There's no confirmation that that's what happens. In fact the opposite is more likely since we showed the pterodactyls leaving in movie three to very positive music. Implying that they left the island and all those dinosaurs go free...
      (Which is crazy that everyone was legit cool with the pterodactyls leaving since...you know... THEIR HORRIFYING MONSTERS THAT LIKE TO EAT PEOPLE FOR FUN. Jurrassic World full on shows the proper reaction when they full on shoot one that was trying to leave the island.)

    • @ChasehaWing
      @ChasehaWing Před 3 lety +1

      @@jacksawyer3208
      If it's not in the movies it's not good story telling, and it should not be officially "canon."
      Why should I (or anyone really) take into account ANYTHING that is not discussed, or shown within a movie series? Especially something so important that the plot of 2/5 movies is based on its location at all? Isla Sorna DESERVES, at MINIMUM, a line of dialogue explaining the situation and why it's no longer a viable option in the movie. Excluding this is lazy film making.
      It's like making a Star wars film and for an entire movie, NOT having them use a light sabers to fight or win their battle and not. Saying. Anything. About it. But in some official website saying "oh light savers were giving Luke an allergic reaction so he can't use them now."
      Everyone would be pissed.

    • @ChasehaWing
      @ChasehaWing Před 3 lety

      @@jacksawyer3208
      Whooshing shiny swords. 😛

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen Před 3 lety +1

      @@jacksawyer3208 Not really that funny. Easier to kill them all and restart in a controlled environment, which they did successfully it seems. This solution could also have been backed by the company Masrani.
      Regarding debating the same thing again, it is a different scenario and thoughts on the subject could have changed, especially when the original park didn't officially open but the last one was open for years (I think, quite awhile at least), which could make it a harder decision for them, and yet again there is someone with deep pockets interested in letting them die for their plan to work

  • @lyledeyounges1276
    @lyledeyounges1276 Před 5 lety +15

    "Well, okay then!" This is on point! Brilliant.

  • @Colin-bh5vl
    @Colin-bh5vl Před 5 lety +10

    I LOVE the details you put in this even the person pitching is wearing a T-Rex shirt. Beautifully done

  • @LithiumThiefMusic
    @LithiumThiefMusic Před 5 lety +38

    your tie is so crooked and it's k i l l i n g me
    great video as always, Ryan.
    but that tie.

  • @jasona5283
    @jasona5283 Před 5 lety

    Love your videos even though I'm not as critical I have a sense of humor about even movies I like and you make them all so funny. Even movies I enjoy you crack me up so spot on with everything "Well ok then" lol

  • @nickdanen4740
    @nickdanen4740 Před 5 lety +15

    “Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience” is my favourite line from this series

  • @kilroy987
    @kilroy987 Před 5 lety +48

    "Don't talk to me til I've had my coffee!"

  • @casualunderachiever
    @casualunderachiever Před 5 lety +22

    Pitch Meetings are TIGHT. Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @shyamsundarrajan2469
    @shyamsundarrajan2469 Před 4 lety

    It's so true about the names I can't remember the names of characters from the new series but Dr Grant and others are ingrained in my memory

  • @adderz8619
    @adderz8619 Před 5 lety +155

    Hybrid hybrid hybrids are TIGHT!!
    p.s. just realised thats exactly what Screen Rant themselves commented 😧😂

  • @jasminesanchez5810
    @jasminesanchez5810 Před 5 lety +56

    Good job on this video! You keep me entertained😊

  • @happyidiot2818
    @happyidiot2818 Před 3 lety +9

    "I dont know"
    "Fair enough"

  • @jamesorlong
    @jamesorlong Před 5 lety +7

    "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" is the best line of all of these pitch meetings xD and next to that is the business guy receiving the movie pitch saying "OMG" when something bad happens.

  • @TheSaltySeaman
    @TheSaltySeaman Před 5 lety +18

    High quality snark as usual. Can you do Dark Tower sometime in the future for this loyal fan and Stephen King...onite? Kinglet?

    • @Dystopia1111
      @Dystopia1111 Před 5 lety

      A Dark Tower pitch meeting would be super easy, barely an inconvenience - if Ka wills it.

  • @dudecus
    @dudecus Před 5 lety +51

    Dinosaurs loving navy guy is half god like his twin brother Star Lord! They can survive deep space and pyroclastic flows.

  • @LordBaktor
    @LordBaktor Před 4 lety +32

    I went to watch Fallen Kingdom in the hope that it would be just as "it's so bad it's good" as Jurassic World, but it was just plain old bad, sadly.

    • @riddersjc
      @riddersjc Před 4 lety +4

      I strongly disagree, it is the most fun movie of the franchise because of the nonsensical plot.

    • @geethau4676
      @geethau4676 Před 3 lety

      @@riddersjc I like it quite a bit. It was a lot more like an MCU movie than the others.

  • @SidewaysN
    @SidewaysN Před 4 lety +2

    Wondered why I haven't been in to seeing movies in quite a while. Glad I found these videos recently

  • @coreykitchen5269
    @coreykitchen5269 Před 5 lety +12

    Ryan's T-Shirt is TIGHT!

  • @johnoliver4445
    @johnoliver4445 Před 5 lety +119

    Guys I just wanted to say given the political climate in this country today , I totally love your videos because everyone of them make me laugh and I need it ! Thank you!!

    • @whalwing25
      @whalwing25 Před 5 lety +12

      John Oliver “Given the political climate in this country” why did you feel the need to include that?

    • @vingram100
      @vingram100 Před 5 lety +5

      whalwing25 Because they felt like it, that's how opinions work.

    • @whalwing25
      @whalwing25 Před 5 lety +7

      V I but it wasn’t an opinion. He or she literally added nothing to their comment by saying that.

    • @vingram100
      @vingram100 Před 5 lety +3

      whalwing25 They love the content despite the climate and it's a statement of their enjoyment of the video. That's an opinion, the other comment added nothing to the discussion while criticizing someone else.

    • @rdd217
      @rdd217 Před 5 lety +9

      John Oliver Political climates are tight!

  • @AnushriGupta040921
    @AnushriGupta040921 Před rokem +1

    I love these too much! When I was younger, I used to spend my time laughing with my cousins who cracked hilarious (or lame-but-hilarious) jokes! Now that everyone has parted ways in the course of higher education, we seldom get back those moments of joy and laughter. Now I sit alone and have a great time watching your videos, laughing and remembering the good old days! Thank you so much

  • @Grimm-Gaming
    @Grimm-Gaming Před rokem

    Since i found this channel... Watching these videos has been super easy, barely an inconvenience!