Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Pitch Meeting

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    Spoiler alert! Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker!
    Star Wars is one of the most beloved franchises in the world and the Skywalker saga has come to an end with Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker. Rey, Finn, Poe and the gang get together for one last adventure to stop Emperor Palpatine, who was apparently behind this whole thing this whole time.
    The movie raises a bunch of questions. Like how exactly is Palpatine alive? Was he really pulling the strings this whole time? Is this movie just trying to course correct after The Last Jedi? Why doesn’t anything seem to have lasting consequences? What’s a force dyad? How can Rey suddenly heal everybody now? Is this a video game? Who did Emperor Palpatine make a baby with? Why can’t we stop picturing it?!!
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to the Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker!
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  • @ScreenRant
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  • @GothicFATTY
    @GothicFATTY Před 4 lety +8050

    "And then she turns to them and says 'I'm Rey, Rey Skywalker."
    "But she's not though right ?"
    "Absolutely not, no."
    "Identity theft is *TIGHT* ".

    • @colonelburton8451
      @colonelburton8451 Před 4 lety +448

      Like she actually has ANY connection to the name Skywalker. Oh my God. The entire new trilogy is a huge embarassment.

    • @airsoftBlaine
      @airsoftBlaine Před 4 lety +95

      Colonel Burton it’s obviously symbolic

    • @aliaksiej9882
      @aliaksiej9882 Před 4 lety +127

      @@colonelburton8451
      Rey: I'm Skywalker!
      Woman: And you are?
      - I'm Finn.
      - Finn who?
      - Gosh! Skywalker, of course!
      - So you are brother and sister, aren't you?
      - Well... apparently.
      - I see. And you, mister, must be Skywalker, too?
      - AARARRGWWH!

    • @hiatusinc
      @hiatusinc Před 4 lety +48

      because I'm a sinful Reylo shipper and i only cared about ReyBen coming into this instalment, my take was that she considers herself married into the skywalker family - force bonded to Ben and all. He lives on in her and all. Even though ben's last name is solo, but i guess technically he is a skywalker too.

    • @eldenctlhulhu7278
      @eldenctlhulhu7278 Před 4 lety +49

      She kinda just made Luke adopt her without his permission.
      Also Kylo and her and now siblings NOT RELATED BY BLOOD and Star Wars is an anime

  • @JB-bq2qj
    @JB-bq2qj Před 4 lety +1099

    This contains no jokes, they're just reading the screenplay.

  • @tryggestad
    @tryggestad Před 3 lety +1740

    "So stuff is just kind of happening, huh?" Still my favorite line in this.

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 Před 3 lety +62

      Mine is “[the odds are] astronomical! ...but this is space, so that’s okay”

    • @stevescholl5479
      @stevescholl5479 Před rokem +9

      This literally describes the movie perfectly.

    • @davidowens5898
      @davidowens5898 Před rokem +3

      @@alisaurus4224 Yeah, I howled at that one too........

    • @johnthorneycroft1067
      @johnthorneycroft1067 Před rokem +9

      It's a bit embarrassing for all the highly paid writers and directors involved that this sums up the storytelling of the movie perfectly

    • @christianhardtofind6349
      @christianhardtofind6349 Před 6 měsíci +2

      This is Ryan's most underrated and underused line!

  • @1988foxtrot
    @1988foxtrot Před 3 lety +386

    While it was painfully obvious that the trilogy had no plan, JJ Abrams finally admitted that they had no plan.

    • @Dexter2017
      @Dexter2017 Před 2 lety +34

      There was really no point in making up anymore bullsh*t at that point

    • @mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747
      @mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747 Před rokem +48

      What’s even sadder is that George Lucas already had plans for the sequel trilogy which JJ could’ve used which makes his decision of not planning out the trilogy even worse

    • @Zippypeepee
      @Zippypeepee Před rokem +6

      @@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747yeah like I wish we got George’s * story my phone is being weird I can’t see anything lol
      stet at least

    • @Not_Quite_My_Tempo
      @Not_Quite_My_Tempo Před rokem +14

      @@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747 That's Kathleen Kennedy and the whole Disney company behind these decisions. I doubt JJ had anything to do with all that.

    • @whitedragoness23
      @whitedragoness23 Před rokem +2

      @@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747e probably created a whole planned road map. No one could read it. Lol

  • @blupunk01
    @blupunk01 Před 4 lety +8136

    "Cause falling off of things doesn't really mean anything in Star Wars."
    *Mace Windu glares*

    • @alysaere
      @alysaere Před 4 lety +340

      I'm sure he'll be back in ep 10

    • @jackgrimshaw5030
      @jackgrimshaw5030 Před 4 lety +368

      Don't fret, he'll be resurrected as an invincible, infallible white woman. Because the woke hierarchy is clear and distinct.

    • @jaymontana892
      @jaymontana892 Před 4 lety +59

      **Star Wars Theory's Vader Episode 2 stares back**

    • @DiceFTW273
      @DiceFTW273 Před 4 lety +124

      Darth Maul was "fine" and he was also cut in half. XD

    • @Thee_Deputy
      @Thee_Deputy Před 4 lety +112

      Man, I was so done with the movie by the final stand-off in Palpatines basement, I was honestly praying for a 1-armed Mace Windu to bounce up in there, call them all motherfuckers, kill em all. Roll Credits.
      "This party's over."

  • @td7226
    @td7226 Před 4 lety +14195

    I feel like Palpatine’s return totally undermines Vader’s sacrifice

    • @supersonspidey67
      @supersonspidey67 Před 4 lety +362

      I suppose, but then again if he wasent in this movie I seriously have no clue where it would have gone

    • @peanutbutterrobot
      @peanutbutterrobot Před 4 lety +1498

      the whole sequel trilogy is trash

    • @matthewkuhl79
      @matthewkuhl79 Před 4 lety +702

      Because in this trilogy, males may not be heros and any prior instance of it must be undone

    • @supersonspidey67
      @supersonspidey67 Před 4 lety +211

      @@peanutbutterrobot I think episode 8 makes 7 bad by proxy

    • @BasedRoots
      @BasedRoots Před 4 lety +26

      Exactly

  • @atroyz
    @atroyz Před rokem +104

    “so stuff is just kind of happening” is the best line in this pitch, and completely sums up this movie.

  • @jackdonith
    @jackdonith Před 3 lety +1772

    Rey is the ideal protagonist for "super easy, barely an inconvenience" jokes again and again.

    • @karlyfarr7397
      @karlyfarr7397 Před 2 lety +44

      And Disney’s live action Mulan.

    • @ThorMaximus
      @ThorMaximus Před 2 lety +56

      Kathleen Kennedy with her attempt to make a strong female character & typical of her stupidity, makes Rey the exact opposite of interesting

    • @death2ipod
      @death2ipod Před 2 lety +24

      i feel like they need to re-name the "mary sue" character to "rey" lol

    • @a-1pictures478
      @a-1pictures478 Před rokem +3

      Sadly

    • @noahmellemstrand4756
      @noahmellemstrand4756 Před rokem

      Nah Dominick Torreto is. Just says “it’s family time” and becomes superman lmao

  • @hokusman100
    @hokusman100 Před 4 lety +25704

    That moment when you realize each trilogy ended with Palpatine electrocuting himself

    • @calebschuring9764
      @calebschuring9764 Před 4 lety +554

      Erin Roberts underrated comment 😂

    • @marcileatherboots1
      @marcileatherboots1 Před 4 lety +977

      @Erin Roberts ... Don't kink shame Grandpa Palpatine. 😂

    • @tobistein6639
      @tobistein6639 Před 4 lety +347

      You win the internet

    • @TaswcmT
      @TaswcmT Před 4 lety +218

      Palpatine may in fact be ElectroBOOM, and moonlighting as a CZcamsr.

    • @batmitesolos7097
      @batmitesolos7097 Před 4 lety +58

      @@marcileatherboots1 Grampa Palpa

  • @maxturtle7787
    @maxturtle7787 Před 4 lety +2343

    When he said “Falcon’s gonna be like ‘on your left’” I didn’t even realize he was joking because it WAS the Millennium FALCON

    • @southpark645
      @southpark645 Před 4 lety +101

      MaxTurtle and the fact that the movie was basically Star Wars version of Endgame just not as good lol

    • @DavyCDiamondback
      @DavyCDiamondback Před 4 lety +13

      It’s a Star Fox quote. He said Falco

    • @maxturtle7787
      @maxturtle7787 Před 4 lety +54

      David Casto no I don’t think so “on your left” is definitely an Endgame reference originating from Captain America’s joke in Winter Soldier

    • @thinkwithurdipstick
      @thinkwithurdipstick Před 4 lety +11

      David Casto definitely said ‘Falcon’

    • @sosayweall_jpg
      @sosayweall_jpg Před 4 lety +32

      @@DavyCDiamondback no you're all wrong, he was saying "Falcor" is on your left. cause our hero is atREYu.

  • @dinocha0s
    @dinocha0s Před 3 lety +337

    "I guess that means Palpatine has gotten....intimate..."
    THATS HILARIOUS AND HORRFYING

    • @briang7030
      @briang7030 Před 3 lety +48

      "Do it!" I had to pause

    • @lerthapurr7479
      @lerthapurr7479 Před 3 lety +19

      Actually he cloned himself and his younger clone got intimate. Blame Disney

    • @cameronturnbow8004
      @cameronturnbow8004 Před 3 lety +13

      I mean... ...what's the point of ruling the galaxy unless to get some and lots of it.

    • @Mason_Malakai_Leroux
      @Mason_Malakai_Leroux Před 2 lety +3

      @@briang7030 I as laughing so hard

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 Před 2 lety +1

      I hope that one day we discover that the mother of Rey was some kind of Mara Jade or something.

  • @kenyonwells2139
    @kenyonwells2139 Před 3 lety +265

    "DEW IT"
    "Oh he for sure said that!"
    That guy zaps himself a LOT

  • @ItsTheGuy77
    @ItsTheGuy77 Před 4 lety +7346

    Rey: "I'm Rey...Skywalker."
    Me: "Identity theft is not a joke, Rey. Millions of families suffer every year."

    • @amanp2000
      @amanp2000 Před 4 lety +201

      Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

    • @AzazelZaphorOmega
      @AzazelZaphorOmega Před 4 lety +40

      I'm not one of those that got mad or said the line was cringey, but this was funny Lol

    • @philc6068
      @philc6068 Před 4 lety +62

      "Michael!"

    • @ctakitimu
      @ctakitimu Před 4 lety +36

      Rey is committing Glory Theft!!

    • @JC-ph3ku
      @JC-ph3ku Před 4 lety +183

      The actual story: all the skywalkers die and a Palpatine steals their family name. This is called "rise of skywalker" and hailed as a triumphant theme??? I call it "bad storytelling"

  • @kuyajonny1195
    @kuyajonny1195 Před 4 lety +4216

    Palpatine’s Wife: “Let’s have a child.”
    Palpatine: “Do it.”

    • @TheRAMBO9191
      @TheRAMBO9191 Před 4 lety +201

      dew et

    • @joenesvick7043
      @joenesvick7043 Před 4 lety +99

      Was he ever married? Maybe he just influenced the Midichlorians to create life

    • @Skarix
      @Skarix Před 4 lety +101

      I feel like a galactic emperor like old Sheev would’ve had some sort of Harem...
      am I the only one that thought this?

    • @brgan557
      @brgan557 Před 4 lety +33

      Mmmmmm yes dew it

    • @pnutz_2
      @pnutz_2 Před 4 lety +1

      IVF obviously didn't exist in star wars

  • @Probablymcake
    @Probablymcake Před 6 měsíci +94

    The scene where Palpatine and Rey both say Im all the sith and Im all the jedi respectively is just like when we were kids roleplaying Star Wars and decided to give ourselves OP powers because we were tired of playing. Truly one of the lines ever said of all time

    • @imonit4272
      @imonit4272 Před 5 měsíci +5

      Exactly…the sequel isn’t bad fan-fic, it’s bad kid-fic.

    • @ChrisMorray
      @ChrisMorray Před 4 měsíci +4

      Yup... That's exactly how I felt. Completely un-earned nonsense.

    • @gbh_events
      @gbh_events Před 2 měsíci +2

      Yup. It was at this point that it occurred to me that this movie seems like it was written by an 8 year old. I was cringing so hard I just couldn't watch it. I still haven't seen the whole movie. It just goes to show that there are more important things than a massive budget.

  • @shadygroves8252
    @shadygroves8252 Před 3 lety +128

    "Suddenly deciding that the force can do things is TIGHT"
    you never disappoint dude

    • @user-iu6sd8su3e
      @user-iu6sd8su3e Před 27 dny

      Force healing has been a thing for decades though

    • @zenverak
      @zenverak Před 17 dny

      @@user-iu6sd8su3e Thats the issue with a lot of discourse around this movie. Its still bad, but ... alot of things were things in the original stories too. Palpatine coming back? Yep, he did that. Force Healing? Thats a thing. I think the problem is the mix of people who only know the movies vs people who at least have some idea of what happened in the books.

    • @balrogthane
      @balrogthane Před 15 dny

      @@zenverak Yeah, but in the books, Palpatine had that whole world he was absorbing Force from, right? Or something. There was _some_ kind of actual explanation. There definitely wasn't a "Somehow, Palpatine returned." moment.
      That said, some of the EU books were also bad fanfic. Just not _this_ bad.

    • @zenverak
      @zenverak Před 14 dny +1

      @@balrogthane agree completely. My point is a lot of people ignore that there were… interesting decisions made in the old cannon , even if they were better fleshed out.

    • @balrogthane
      @balrogthane Před 14 dny

      @@zenverak Rose-colored glasses, perhaps?

  • @skyedavies1042
    @skyedavies1042 Před 4 lety +4602

    "So stuff's just kind of happening huh?"
    "Stuff's just kind of happening."
    This is the best description I've heard of The Rise of Skywalker.

    • @Bluums
      @Bluums Před 4 lety +40

      "So, stuff's just kind of happening, huh?" made me laugh so hard, pure genious!

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad Před 4 lety +98

      Destroying a beloved franchise is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @nicholassims5366
      @nicholassims5366 Před 4 lety +5

      That was literally what I David said while watching the climax

    • @jaiparwani4279
      @jaiparwani4279 Před 4 lety +2

      Kill the writters

    • @steeveedee8478
      @steeveedee8478 Před 4 lety +5

      Brilliant.
      Disney Star Wars - Stuff happens, occasionally making sense but normally not. Now ignore the merchendise and go bitch about how they've trashed it with the rest of us.

  • @lauryners
    @lauryners Před 4 lety +2446

    then Rey sees herself as a Sith for ten seconds.
    oh what's that about?
    so we could put it in the trailer!
    That’s smart!

    • @noeloconnor5741
      @noeloconnor5741 Před 4 lety +2

      Pioh

    • @carbonfox4464
      @carbonfox4464 Před 4 lety +20

      Like how Luke saw himself as Vader... Because they both were connected to dark side bloodlines.

    • @axle1717
      @axle1717 Před 4 lety +76

      @@carbonfox4464 but Luke's connection actually made sense. Not shoved in the last movie of the trilogy.

    • @Ness9salsa
      @Ness9salsa Před 4 lety +50

      @@carbonfox4464 I always interpenetrated it as the cave showing Luke that he could be the next "Vader" if he goes to the dark side, or that nobody is immune to the influences of the dark side. Due to the fact that earlier in the move iirc Luke states that he won't succumb to the dark side.

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw Před 4 lety +5

      Pretty sure even Daisy Ridley was surprised that image made it into the film.

  • @fotipitrakkos1193
    @fotipitrakkos1193 Před 3 lety +183

    I'm so glad you mentioned the very strange Lando and ex-stormtrooper moment at the end.
    This had me in tears at the cinema laughing.
    Ten minutes into watching it, I started to suspect this whole trilogy was a master reveal from Mel Brooks, that "The Rise of Skywalker" was actually "Spaceballs 2"
    Ah the tragedy when a beloved thing becomes a parody of itself.

    • @violetlavi2207
      @violetlavi2207 Před rokem +7

      It’s especially strange because originally, Jannah was Lando’s daughter. But then they changed that…and yet they shot/kept this scene

    • @fotipitrakkos1193
      @fotipitrakkos1193 Před rokem +7

      @@violetlavi2207 that makes perfect sense. Just goes to show how little care they took with the final product.
      And had they kept that idea, it would've been yet another incredible coincidence that everybody in this universe is related to someone significant. Not to mention the inherent ignorance in this particular case

    • @palaceofwisdom9448
      @palaceofwisdom9448 Před rokem +13

      The Rise of Skywalker was clearly a search for more money, so your Spaceballs 2 theory rings true.

    • @fotipitrakkos1193
      @fotipitrakkos1193 Před rokem +3

      @@palaceofwisdom9448 haha brilliant

  • @accellex2845
    @accellex2845 Před 3 lety +443

    THE LAST JEDI:
    Snoke: I am the one who put the Diad thing between Ray and Ben!
    THE RISE OF SKYWALKER:
    Palpatine: I am Snoke pretty much! I controlled his every move!
    Also Palpatine: "Oh. A force Diad. Surprising, but not unwelcomed."

    • @Salnax
      @Salnax Před 3 lety +50

      “A force diad? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.”

    • @jasonfischer8946
      @jasonfischer8946 Před 3 lety +11

      How did I not notice that?

    • @Artboy_22
      @Artboy_22 Před 2 lety +41

      I swear the directors didn’t even watch the Last Jedi. As bad as it is, at least the people should watch it to see where the next movie starts.

    • @accellex2845
      @accellex2845 Před 2 lety +43

      @@Artboy_22 "People love a twist. They'll never expect an outcome that even the directors didn't plan!"

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 Před 2 lety +3

      @@accellex2845 Ah yes, the "Surprise the viewers AT ALL COSTS" motto, popularized by D&D in Game of Thrones...
      Excellent writting strategy! My favourite if you ask me

  • @jona_cadena
    @jona_cadena Před 4 lety +769

    Finn: REY!!! REY!!! REY!!!
    *literally his entire role in the movie*

  • @kellnola
    @kellnola Před 2 lety +79

    I love how Writer Guy is so (sarcastically) excited and breathless throughout ... perfectly captures the utter and total banality of the whole thing

  • @calebklingerman7902
    @calebklingerman7902 Před 2 lety +454

    “I want this film to have impactful moments, but I don’t want to have to deal with the actual impact.” That pretty much sums up our society right now.

  • @Palumtra
    @Palumtra Před 4 lety +18519

    I was expecting some kind of parody not the actual recration of the original meeting......

    • @keerthanasatheesh9639
      @keerthanasatheesh9639 Před 4 lety +134

      Lol

    • @MoseseYT
      @MoseseYT Před 4 lety +68

      😅😅😅👏

    • @rc-wl6od
      @rc-wl6od Před 4 lety +298

      I thought the same thing. This is exactly how I saw the movie. This, plus as a Star Wars remake with essentially an all-female cast.

    • @squid8me
      @squid8me Před 4 lety +14

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @CheyBluexoxo
      @CheyBluexoxo Před 4 lety +10

      Right lol

  • @EXCLMaker
    @EXCLMaker Před 4 lety +1777

    "Well, you can heal people and animals by giving them some life force I decided."
    Wow, wouldn't that have been convenient when Padme was dying or when Vader was dying or when Qui-Gonn was dying or when Anakin's mom was dying or when Yoda was dying or when....

    • @aiyagilliam9930
      @aiyagilliam9930 Před 4 lety +122

      It's in the mandalorian so the real question is
      Why didnt baby Yoda teach anyone this ability

    • @pauld.b7129
      @pauld.b7129 Před 4 lety +191

      And appearantly you have a limited amount of life force i guess? But also not, when its convinient.

    • @bobafettjr85
      @bobafettjr85 Před 4 lety +128

      @@aiyagilliam9930 Keep in mind that Baby Yoda isn't Yoda. Yoda was dead before The Mandalorian takes place.

    • @Scott64a
      @Scott64a Před 4 lety +64

      LOL These Disney hacks know nothing of writing anything. They are clearly just phoning it in.

    • @joshdowney9994
      @joshdowney9994 Před 4 lety +88

      force healing is an established canon ability though

  • @DWAkhaten
    @DWAkhaten Před 10 měsíci +22

    "Can't she just transfer the life force back to him now?"
    "Yeah, but she doesn't."
    "Oh, savage." 😄

  • @shadygroves8252
    @shadygroves8252 Před 3 lety +44

    "and they just happen to be standing in that specific spot?"
    "and they just happen to be standing in that specific spot!"
    "wow wow wow. wow. wow."

  • @beggar1015
    @beggar1015 Před 4 lety +2260

    "He's just the cutest little merchandising opportunity."
    Baby Yoda: "Hold my bone broth."

  • @theedge5927
    @theedge5927 Před 4 lety +2661

    Is Palpatine now deader than after Return of the Jedi?

    • @selimcamur2552
      @selimcamur2552 Před 4 lety +227

      Deadest Palpatine we have ever seen

    • @El_Descarriado
      @El_Descarriado Před 4 lety +168

      "Until next we meet...Unlimited power." - Sheev Palpatine, 302BBY or something

    • @theredfish6258
      @theredfish6258 Před 4 lety +369

      Oh I'm afraid Palpatine will we be quite operational when the next movies arrive...

    • @cjmarshall7970
      @cjmarshall7970 Před 4 lety +38

      He’s probably gonna come back as a force ghost.

    • @Arvak777
      @Arvak777 Před 4 lety +173

      To be completely honest I would have preferred it to be Jar Jar as the villain

  • @tuures.5167
    @tuures.5167 Před 3 lety +51

    "Oh wow, what are the odds of that happening?"
    "Astronomical, but this is space so that's okay."
    That was so good 👌🤣

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 Před 3 měsíci +2

      My favorite line in all the Pitch Meetings

  • @stormvexed
    @stormvexed Před 8 měsíci +8

    "So what happens on testicle"
    "Exegol"
    "What did I say"
    the BEST

  • @caderlocke8869
    @caderlocke8869 Před 4 lety +976

    This 8 minute video explained the movie better than the movie.

    • @joegarcia1149
      @joegarcia1149 Před 4 lety +17

      and also drives it home , on how is not as great as people want it to be ...

    • @algalkin
      @algalkin Před 4 lety +16

      I havent watched the movie yet and after watching this not gonna need to!

    • @FunnyMuffins
      @FunnyMuffins Před 4 lety +3

      @@algalkin agreed

    • @joeltraten5967
      @joeltraten5967 Před 4 lety +4

      I am of the opinion that seeing this movie will only amount to wasted time that I can never get back, so I could only suspect this. It is nice to have confirmation.

    • @DonMutley
      @DonMutley Před 4 lety +5

      @@joeltraten5967 It was fun to watch, but yeah, it's a mess. Not worthy to pay for.

  • @Jokoufro
    @Jokoufro Před 4 lety +563

    “Nice, so what are we calling this?”
    “Get this, ‘The Rise of Skywalker’”
    “But isn’t she a Palpatine?”
    “Well I just have her say she’s a Skywalker at the end so it’s all good.”
    “You wrote the title before your wrote the script didn’t you.”
    “I did indeed.”

    • @nathank2289
      @nathank2289 Před 4 lety +8

      Woops.
      Woopsie

    • @edwardness7497
      @edwardness7497 Před 4 lety +1

      Was weird, burring the light-sabers of the past as like a metaphor to the Skywalker saga finally being over... then bam, and her name is REY SKYWALKER "John Cena Theme"
      Thought it was a nice homage to her "step-parents"

    • @nemdenemam9753
      @nemdenemam9753 Před 4 lety +2

      Well, according to comics, Anakin was made by Palpatine so Rey is at least a cousin to the Skywalkers

    • @thegdpwhytea439
      @thegdpwhytea439 Před 4 lety +4

      Shoulda called it "Rise of Palpatine" or something like that to give it a double meaning.

    • @thefogg
      @thefogg Před 4 lety +1

      "I'm gonna need you to get waaay of my back about this one."

  • @mattwo7
    @mattwo7 Před 2 lety +23

    1:59 Hey remember when Han was all "THAT'S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS!"
    Um...

  • @raymondbernhardt7617
    @raymondbernhardt7617 Před 3 lety +20

    Wouldn't start a trilogy without a roadmap... Best line ever.

  • @Timartyn
    @Timartyn Před 4 lety +2006

    "Super easy, barley an inconvenience" was basically the slogan of this movie.

    • @IvaikinInsights
      @IvaikinInsights Před 4 lety +20

      Timothy Mably yeah, like “script writing is super easy, barely an inconvenience”

    • @siddaslothman2273
      @siddaslothman2273 Před 4 lety +57

      Learning how to force heal, teleport and clone objects, manipulate blaster bolts, telepathy, ability to see anyone at anytime anywhere. “It’s all super easy, barely an inconvenience”

    • @artphone610
      @artphone610 Před 4 lety +44

      I prefer rice though...

    • @Clonest
      @Clonest Před 4 lety +1

      @@siddaslothman2273 To be fair that lightsaber in the end that "teleports" to kylo's hand thanks to rey WAS NOT CLONED, it was *spoilers* Leia's saber. Though it is a bit confusing how they made her saber blue as well. :P

    • @brndnwilks
      @brndnwilks Před 4 lety +10

      Barley IS an inconvenience, isn't it?

  • @Aziraphale686
    @Aziraphale686 Před 4 lety +3004

    I want to see the alternate ending to this movie where rey and ben keep reviving eachother/dying over and over again. "You take the life force." "No, YOU Take the life force!" Couldn't they each take like, half of the life force?

    • @andychen8664
      @andychen8664 Před 4 lety +115

      Yes.

    • @Kevin.berger
      @Kevin.berger Před 4 lety +21

      Reminds me of the scene with Affleck abd Hartnett in Pearl Harbor.

    • @matti8621
      @matti8621 Před 4 lety +217

      Well, if that isn't in HISHE Rise of Skywalker I'll be disappointed.

    • @micahnewman
      @micahnewman Před 4 lety +79

      It's their version of having sex. Why not make it Force-tantric?

    • @lionocyborg6030
      @lionocyborg6030 Před 4 lety +11

      That makes me think of this scene near the end of a Rupert episode where an old Irish man and the Leprechaun prince argue over wanting the other to keep their good luck amulet which turns into a brief shouting match.

  • @mirthfulArtist
    @mirthfulArtist Před 3 lety +14

    "Falling off of things doesn't really mean anything in Star Wars."
    WINDU LIVES.

  • @bentontramell
    @bentontramell Před 2 lety +25

    The first Star Wars movie I only watched once. What a gut punch.

    • @genius1a
      @genius1a Před 16 dny

      Best comment! Same for me.

  • @POPINCONEJO88
    @POPINCONEJO88 Před 4 lety +1873

    Palpatine: I am inevitable
    Rey: I am...... Iron Man
    Kylo: I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. Theres nobody else I rather be, than me

  • @redskin6146
    @redskin6146 Před 4 lety +6941

    Ironically, more thought went into this script than the entire final of the trilogy.

    • @blakjjags0697
      @blakjjags0697 Před 4 lety +11

      Reds Kin wow aren’t you original

    • @redskin6146
      @redskin6146 Před 4 lety +243

      @@blakjjags0697 Ironically, you're not the first person to have ever said that.

    • @blakjjags0697
      @blakjjags0697 Před 4 lety +2

      Reds Kin in general or to you?

    • @nackle_k
      @nackle_k Před 4 lety +69

      tbh I think force awakens was fine, but the rest was terrible

    • @silentlamb21
      @silentlamb21 Před 4 lety +9

      What do you mean, final? ;D there will be more and more and more...

  • @misterA2Z
    @misterA2Z Před 3 lety +13

    “Do it.”
    “He for sure said that.”
    😆

  • @pkonneker
    @pkonneker Před 3 lety +52

    "Why"
    "Because of his programming"
    "But actually why"
    "To extend the plot a little"
    Loooooooool

  • @Qu.nntessential
    @Qu.nntessential Před 4 lety +1958

    "Kylo-Ren comes back because, you know, falling off of things doesn't really matter in star wars." LMAO most consistent plot point.

    • @Drekulviin
      @Drekulviin Před 4 lety +56

      not for Mace Windu

    • @gamma2589
      @gamma2589 Před 4 lety +3

      @Jaxson Hughes ..he did?

    • @azeezbashir1734
      @azeezbashir1734 Před 4 lety +3

      Jaxson Hughes how?

    • @thefroginthefog4721
      @thefroginthefog4721 Před 4 lety +3

      @Jaxson Hughes not in canon

    • @Riwillion
      @Riwillion Před 4 lety +21

      And it is actually pretty legit, because it has been canonically shown that Jedi (or just proficient Force users in general) can use the Force to slow down their fall from literally any height. Falling is of basically no threat to a conscious, capable Force user.

  • @joshg.6315
    @joshg.6315 Před 4 lety +5268

    Palpatine is like “If you kill me, my spirit will possess you.” and Rey is like “Well I’m not gonna do that. I don’t want to get possessed by a Sith.” Then Palpatine shoots lightning at her and she immediately kills him and he doesn’t possess her, because reasons.

    • @jayeshrattnani8577
      @jayeshrattnani8577 Před 4 lety +77

      @FireIron 36 yeah can't he just revive himself again

    • @jayeshrattnani8577
      @jayeshrattnani8577 Před 4 lety +34

      @FireIron 36 in legends like stops the cloning process. Here nothing

    • @dargaronsoftsong3193
      @dargaronsoftsong3193 Před 4 lety +359

      You see, he was using a channeled ability, which put his force-possession on cooldown. He should've specced Corruption and Word of Agony for quick-cast DoTs.

    • @NarwahlGaming
      @NarwahlGaming Před 4 lety +123

      Doesn't that mean that if Palpatine just waited around and died of natural causes that he would possess Rey, anyway?

    • @kendalldrury8156
      @kendalldrury8156 Před 3 lety +140

      Apparently being hit with his own lighting meant he killed himself or something so Rey didn't get possessed.

  • @james6671
    @james6671 Před 2 lety +12

    The level of disgust from the thought of
    palpatine being intimate has me dying! DO IT😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @TrotterG
    @TrotterG Před 3 lety +12

    "So stuff is just kind of happening, huh? Such a good description of how it felt, haha

  • @alcazar123456
    @alcazar123456 Před 4 lety +1830

    This guy is the most prolific screenwriter in Hollywood history, and he barely even tries, it’s super easy for him, barely an inconvenience.

    • @hardy9429
      @hardy9429 Před 4 lety +11

      sometimes he needs to try harder lol, maybe not so super easy and a little bit of an inconvenience

    • @ThePlumAbides
      @ThePlumAbides Před 4 lety +31

      @@hardy9429 Ok I'm gonna need you to get all the way off his back right now

    • @ih8mcfly
      @ih8mcfly Před 4 lety +3

      You do realise this is a comedy sketch and he isn’t really a screenwriter?

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody Před 4 lety +5

      Yeah yeah yeah

    • @hardy9429
      @hardy9429 Před 4 lety +34

      @@ih8mcfly having the joke fly over your head is tight

  • @wasphacker5642
    @wasphacker5642 Před 4 lety +1727

    J.J. Abrams: "Let's build this on nostalgia. Like... a lot."
    Rian Johnson: "Let's subvert expectations. Like... a lot."
    J.J. Abrams: "Yeah… I just wanna wrap this up now."

    • @xakariz
      @xakariz Před 4 lety +99

      Thank you for summing up the 2010s trilogy in three sentences brilliantly.

    • @mart8675309
      @mart8675309 Před 4 lety +30

      Except he left loads of plot points unresolved.

    • @MandoFettOG
      @MandoFettOG Před 4 lety +5

      @@mart8675309 all the more room to expand upon. Every question shouldn't be answered in a movie it takes away the mystery. Especially in sci-fi

    • @mart8675309
      @mart8675309 Před 4 lety +37

      @@MandoFettOG I didn't say answer every question. I don't need to know the name of every ship or anything (*cough* wookiepedia *cough*) but plot points in a story need a resolution. Why hint that stormtroopers can be saved and not resolve that? Why raise the issue of how maz got luke's saber and then not resolve it? Better to just not create those plot points in the first place.

    • @CrazyAznKT
      @CrazyAznKT Před 4 lety +27

      Notaro - JJ loves his mystery boxes man, it’s entirely how LOST got so popular and a bunch of stuff never got answered there

  • @juancabardo21
    @juancabardo21 Před rokem +13

    “What’s Baby Frik’s deal?”
    “He’s gonna be the CUTEST little merchandising opportunity.”
    *Baby Yoda has entered the chat*

  • @jacobquinn12
    @jacobquinn12 Před 3 lety +12

    "So what ends up happening on Testicle?"
    "Exegol."
    "What did I say?"
    LOL

  • @teddybagginns6075
    @teddybagginns6075 Před 4 lety +3815

    Palpitines wife: Lets have a child
    Palpitine: execute order 69

    • @Unknown-hb3id
      @Unknown-hb3id Před 4 lety +620

      @Drew Peacock The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be ... *unnatural*

    • @acmeanimebhabie7623
      @acmeanimebhabie7623 Před 4 lety +12

      Hehe!

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 Před 4 lety +74

      @@Unknown-hb3id HOLY CRAP STOP

    • @uncharted7againblackking256
      @uncharted7againblackking256 Před 4 lety +8

      @Drew Peacock wtf that was the point of the joke dumbass for u to text that's not how u make babies u know what stop smoking crack or was it meth

    • @xopath9204
      @xopath9204 Před 4 lety +19

      @@Unknown-hb3id what a legend you are

  • @305backup
    @305backup Před 4 lety +705

    Writers: Hey remember how everyone thinks Rey is OP and barely had to train? What if we just make her heir of the strongest force user and call it a day?

    • @McFlysGarage
      @McFlysGarage Před 4 lety +6

      Thought I had read somewhere that 3 years have passed between TLJ and ROS...

    • @305backup
      @305backup Před 4 lety +32

      Drew Peacock I have to completely agree. It’s lazy writing, like a childs book. But I guess that’s what anything becomes in Disneys hands. Just another family oriented movie where having a good plot that *actually* makes sense is more likely to be on the bottom of their to-do list.

    • @johnniez
      @johnniez Před 4 lety +9

      @@McFlysGarage Yes, some time as passed, but a lot of these things you can't just learn on your own. ...and no, Leia would not have been able to teach her most of that stuff either.

    • @smileywarhead5178
      @smileywarhead5178 Před 4 lety +3

      Not to flex, but I'm like #69

    • @silvervelvet8893
      @silvervelvet8893 Před 4 lety +21

      Remember how Rey accidentally blows up a transport ship with a quick Force lightning, while Palpatine is zapping for a solid minute while seemingly doing nothing but being a mild inconvenience to small fighter ships?

  • @crisvazquez433
    @crisvazquez433 Před 3 lety +11

    There’s some real energy between these two guys.

  • @RyanLoetscher
    @RyanLoetscher Před 2 lety +38

    Of all the movies this man has torn apart, this one REALLY shows just how bad this movie was. I knew it was really bad, but having him explain it back showed even I didn't understand just how bad lol. how did anyone working on this make it into hollywood

  • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962

    "So what happens in the Rise of Skywalker?"
    "The last Skywalkers die!"
    "Then why is it called Rise of Skywalker?"
    "Because at the end, a Palpatine commits identity theft."

    • @freezasama5802
      @freezasama5802 Před 3 lety +435

      Rey has no right to call herself a skywalker she acts nothing like one and she's not even related the whole sequel trilogy is just plain trash

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 Před 3 lety +152

      @@freezasama5802 I read this and agreed.
      Then I read this as Frieza and I laughed. Especially Frieza saying "The whole sequel trilogy is just plain trash"

    • @freezasama5802
      @freezasama5802 Před 3 lety +17

      Wesley Oldham - Cartoons and TV why thank you it's my persona

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 Před 3 lety +19

      @@freezasama5802 With all my hair, I identify more with those Saiyan monkeys you seem to hate so much... or with Cousin It

    • @legitlinus9052
      @legitlinus9052 Před 3 lety +69

      @@freezasama5802 yeah and she even has both hands, what a fake

  • @captainobvious4556
    @captainobvious4556 Před 4 lety +584

    Disney: "This is a wayfinder."
    Star Wars Fans: "No that's a sith holocron."

    • @MeteorPhoenix1127
      @MeteorPhoenix1127 Před 4 lety +196

      Disney: "Exegol, the homeworld of the Sith"
      Star Wars Fans: "You mean Korriban. Why are you changing trivial stuff??"

    • @rickyd6217
      @rickyd6217 Před 4 lety +39

      @@MeteorPhoenix1127 Disney: "Uhhhh.... Money-Merchandisinggol? Ah f*** it. We're glad this series is over so we can start a brand new trilogy to bring in impressionable new fans to milk for the next 40 years after you're [Star Wars Fans] all dead."

    • @captainobvious4556
      @captainobvious4556 Před 4 lety +6

      @@MeteorPhoenix1127 So True!

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 Před 4 lety +58

      Yeah, it's insulting how much they steal from the intellectual property they themselves wiped from existence five years ago. This gizmo is not really a holocron (it's just a map, it doesn't hold the Force-powered AI avatar of its creator) but its design is a 100% ripoff of the Sith holocrons from the comics.

    • @ethanschenck9714
      @ethanschenck9714 Před 4 lety +25

      @@MeteorPhoenix1127 It's extra strange since Korriban (or Morribond as it's called) is actually in the current canon. Regardless, Exegol seems more in line with Dromund Kaas with it being a hard to find, mist shrouded planet associated with the ancient sith. I think it would have been cool if they just made it either of those planets.

  • @MasterPeaceTheater
    @MasterPeaceTheater Před 5 měsíci +5

    suddenly deciding the force can do things is tight.

  • @Luggi83
    @Luggi83 Před 2 lety +9

    That's the only Pitch Meeting that still makes me constantly shake my head in disbelief instead of laughing...

  • @austindjikoren
    @austindjikoren Před 4 lety +355

    The scene where Rey fought her evil self was unbelievably underwhelming

    • @rithrius5384
      @rithrius5384 Před 4 lety +51

      _"So what about that cool bendy lightsaber thing. That thing was tight!"_
      _"Merchandising."_
      _"Merchandising?"_
      _"Merchandising!"_
      _"Wow wow wow!"_

    • @austindjikoren
      @austindjikoren Před 4 lety +6

      @@rithrius5384 I'm gonna need u to get all the way of my back with that bendy bendy stuff, that was already shown in the trailer. I was hoping for a long badass fight.

    • @gregx5096
      @gregx5096 Před 4 lety +1

      @WiiManElite whynotboth.gif

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst Před 4 lety

      You ever watch the scene with Luke in the cave?

  • @qwerty_and_azerty
    @qwerty_and_azerty Před 4 lety +1612

    “He transferred the last of his life force to her.”
    “Oh, so she can, like, transfer it back to him now.”
    “Well yeah, but she doesn’t.”
    “Oh, savage.”

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant Před 4 lety +44

      "THIS IS OUR HERO !"

    • @jackaxed
      @jackaxed Před 4 lety +4

      It's what he deserves tho lol

    • @twitchascension
      @twitchascension Před 4 lety +39

      It solves the problem that he's "spiritually" redeemed but if he comes back alive he has to face the consequences of contributing to the deaths of millions of people.
      He'd probably have been executed, anyway.

    • @richardhauer8391
      @richardhauer8391 Před 4 lety +24

      @@twitchascensionDid he though? He helped to defeat both big villains of the story, so he could have just told everyone that it was his secret plan to defeat them.
      Just try. Why would he throw away every chance?
      I find it a bit disappointing when the bad guy of a story is evil for no reason, tells everyone that he is evil for no reason and then kills himself off in to make sure the main character(s) don't have to do it. It's just lazy writing.

    • @thatnativeking1333
      @thatnativeking1333 Před 4 lety +5

      Qwerty and Azerty he sacrificed himself for her. If she would’ve healed him it’s safe to say it will cost her her life.

  • @misterjay6106
    @misterjay6106 Před 2 lety +11

    "Well yeah, he transferred the last of his life force to her."
    "Oh, she can, like, transfer it back to him now?"
    "Yea... but she doesn't."
    "Oh, savage."
    Sith Rey: confirmed

  • @carlisacar9328
    @carlisacar9328 Před 3 lety +29

    He does an amazing job of showing just how ridiculous this is.

  • @eyeballcrafts
    @eyeballcrafts Před 4 lety +2314

    Who only watches pitch meetings on screen rant?

    • @cyberdelicxp9125
      @cyberdelicxp9125 Před 4 lety +12

      So wise and powerful , he used the midichlorians to create......life

    • @nemanjastevanov9980
      @nemanjastevanov9980 Před 4 lety +40

      Wait...are you saying that Screen Rant does something else besides pitch meetings ??? 😮😮😮

    • @lars9925
      @lars9925 Před 4 lety +12

      @GrabberBythePuss
      Well, it's about not watching all the other screen rant stuff....

    • @jimmzik9295
      @jimmzik9295 Před 4 lety +6

      Not only that but I also only see the movies here. It saves me a lot of time and inconvenience

    • @ghostie234
      @ghostie234 Před 4 lety +8

      It's there only good part of the channel

  • @xman577
    @xman577 Před 4 lety +797

    So is this the conversation that JJ Abrams and Kathleen Kennedy have before they made the movie

    • @FP194
      @FP194 Před 4 lety +33

      I get the feeling it’s pretty accurate

    • @jenniemalloy7402
      @jenniemalloy7402 Před 4 lety +36

      xman577 No. This is creative and funny.

    • @Potato_n_Tomato
      @Potato_n_Tomato Před 4 lety +15

      Naw cuz at 6:35 Kathleen would've been fuming and slapped JJ if he told her Rey gets hurt let alone dies.

    • @mrinanis
      @mrinanis Před 4 lety +4

      yeah.. but there was more LSD involved ...

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody Před 4 lety +10

      Nah. Too coherent. Not enough SJW REEEEEEEing.

  • @andrewwgold
    @andrewwgold Před 3 lety +5

    “Do it!”
    “Ugh, he for sure said that!”

  • @smorange7
    @smorange7 Před 3 lety +3

    This is seriously my fav one. I rewatch it all the time.

  • @user-ut6sj9vg5x
    @user-ut6sj9vg5x Před 4 lety +1741

    If Anakin just healed his mother no one of this would’ve happened lol

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw Před 4 lety +23

      Not everyone can use that.

    • @katakesh8566
      @katakesh8566 Před 4 lety +182

      @@Dragonage2ftw but why though?
      It's not just a diad thing so why couldn't the Chosen One just give a bit of life force?

    • @josgretf2800
      @josgretf2800 Před 4 lety +119

      @James Yorizzo A paddiwan or not he was the most powerful force user on the planet

    • @dimitrisbam1132
      @dimitrisbam1132 Před 4 lety +226

      @James Yorizzo so Anakin wasn't ready even as a pupil amongst the best teachers but Rey was?

    • @miguelthealpaca8971
      @miguelthealpaca8971 Před 4 lety +22

      @@dimitrisbam1132 Rey read the ancient Jedi texts and so she probably learnt it from there.

  • @AugmentedGravity
    @AugmentedGravity Před 4 lety +1248

    The final battle was so... Assemble.

  • @joelellis7035
    @joelellis7035 Před 3 lety +5

    "Do it!"
    With the knowledge that Palpatine had intimate relations, that phrase has now taken on a new connotation.
    LOL!

  • @whistlingninja11
    @whistlingninja11 Před rokem +5

    After The Last Jedi, the bar was on the ground, and the writers brought a shovel.

  • @TheMariokart7fan
    @TheMariokart7fan Před 4 lety +3109

    “So she could heal him?”
    “Yeah but she doesn’t”
    “Oh savage!” 😂

    • @rapidreaders7741
      @rapidreaders7741 Před 4 lety +115

      Speaking of which, how does Rey not evaporate after dying like every other Jedi?

    • @rapidreaders7741
      @rapidreaders7741 Před 4 lety +62

      @Kyle Vernon She wasn't murdered by Palpatine. She used all her life force to deflect Palpatine's electricity back to himself, thus giving up her life to save the Resistance fleet, i.e. sacrificing herself.

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 Před 4 lety +89

      @@rapidreaders7741 because woke culture demanded a female heroic lead at the end of the movie.

    • @rapidreaders7741
      @rapidreaders7741 Před 4 lety +12

      @Kyle Vernon I mean yeah. She was holding 2 lightsabers together, _and_ using the Force. Pretty sure all Jedi and Sith use the force when engaging in lightsaber duels. That's why they're better at duels then non-force sensitive plebs. Regardless, my point still stands.

    • @Heldemon
      @Heldemon Před 4 lety +7

      I mean, to be fair, she would just die again so...

  • @TruthAndMoreTruth
    @TruthAndMoreTruth Před 4 lety +670

    "They go to Burning man..."
    "Poe meets up with a Power Ranger he used to date..."

    • @callmeviper7723
      @callmeviper7723 Před 4 lety +7

      TruthAndMoreTruth
      That’s a thing he said.

    • @mandreadfg
      @mandreadfg Před 4 lety +2

      These are my two favorites by farrrr

    • @365MRYOLO
      @365MRYOLO Před 4 lety +5

      FIDIRONU couldn’t even remember the name cuz these characters suck lmao

    • @falfieri3167
      @falfieri3167 Před 4 lety +6

      More like Daft Punk

    • @DarkLightGaming117
      @DarkLightGaming117 Před 4 lety +3

      I immediately thought of burning man when they went to that festival lol.

  • @derekbos4404
    @derekbos4404 Před 10 měsíci +3

    "DO IT!" 😂

  • @Justin-ou5yo
    @Justin-ou5yo Před 3 lety +4

    "Do it!"
    "AHHH HE FOR SURE SAID THAT"

  • @whiplash9548
    @whiplash9548 Před 4 lety +1056

    George Lucas: You can’t just ruin my franchise in 3 movies.
    Disney: Actually it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @jamesknapp64
      @jamesknapp64 Před 4 lety +37

      They did it 2 though

    • @jamesconkey1480
      @jamesconkey1480 Před 4 lety +26

      Nope. If you sell your kid, you dont have any say in what happens to them.
      I hope Lucas enjoys his 4 billion pieces of silver.

    • @jamesconkey1480
      @jamesconkey1480 Před 4 lety +17

      @Brody Smith no idea what you mean, bud
      I thought that the very last of the Star Wars Movies:
      "The Return of the Jedi", was excellent.
      Anything beyond that is just malignant sjw fan fiction.

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll Před 4 lety +4

      James Conkey that means you enjoyed the 40 plus well documented plot holes, major cheezy lines, and poor writing. From beloved luke skywalker acting like a bitch despite already having overcome the dark side and grown in the originals, to luke vaporizing into the air after transmitting himself which made zero sense to anyone, to rose being injected into the film as a horrible character who stopped finn from SAVING the rebel base by sacrificing himself, to the beginning space battle where ships dropped gravity bombs IN SPACE like it was world war 2. You are telling us all here today that you enjoyed that. That says far more about you than that movie. You are entitled to your own opinion, and we are entitled to our opinion on people who liked TLJ

    • @saricubra2867
      @saricubra2867 Před 4 lety +1

      @@jamesknapp64 The Force Awakens alone.

  • @TyudroWymoreEdgartyu2
    @TyudroWymoreEdgartyu2 Před 4 lety +695

    This sounds more like a fan fiction than the last two movies.

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf Před 4 lety +101

      It is the trilogy of fan-fiction. First the "Mary Sue" fan fic with a powerful new self insert character meeting and impressing all the heroes. Then the "Screw Everything" fan fiction that lazily and incompetently tries to subvert everything, and now the lame "Run of the mill" fan fic, with some action happening for no rime or reason.

    • @TheWhiskyDelta
      @TheWhiskyDelta Před 4 lety +27

      Basically the exact description for these. Just lots of random corny things without much thought put into them like someone's old fanfiction made into movies.

    • @logicplague2077
      @logicplague2077 Před 4 lety +4

      Pretty much is.

    • @johnjewlol
      @johnjewlol Před 4 lety +17

      A very bad fan fiction. Jeez the star wars fan fiction are so much better than Disney's star wars fiction

    • @revimfadli4666
      @revimfadli4666 Před 4 lety +12

      @@Carewolf and TLJ haters said that Abrams making a fanfiction-ish film will "fix" Star Wars... Lol
      2017: "TLJ doesn't fit my fanfiction, Star Wars is ruined!"
      2019: "TRS is too fanfiction-like, Star Wars is ruined!"
      This is why SW needs to be replaced by another space opera with more creative freedom, instead of getting "ruined" by pandering to double-standard fanatics

  • @IntelligentDiscussion
    @IntelligentDiscussion Před 2 lety +4

    🤣☠ Lost it at " then Falcon is going to be like, on your left"

  • @dvasqo
    @dvasqo Před 2 lety

    I like how these two guys have raised their enthusiastic ways over time. From doubtful presentations to full confident/exciting meetings.

  • @rosssapp6990
    @rosssapp6990 Před 4 lety +3728

    I bet George is like my prequels weren’t so bad were they.

  • @AnnaDraconida
    @AnnaDraconida Před 4 lety +821

    Let's not forget that Finn could aim and fight like a badass as soon as he defected and cuts thru other Stormtroopers like a hot knife thru butter. He got the same training though, sooo... WTF?

    • @chrisallen9638
      @chrisallen9638 Před 4 lety +113

      It's the helmets.

    • @IvaikinInsights
      @IvaikinInsights Před 4 lety +21

      Chris Allen oh man, went here to say exactly the same - helms are to blame. Have tried to aim in one of them?

    • @soumyakdutta6249
      @soumyakdutta6249 Před 4 lety +13

      Force I guess

    • @urbantwilight
      @urbantwilight Před 4 lety +95

      He traded the helmet for plot armor, that's the biggest difference.

    • @AnnaDraconida
      @AnnaDraconida Před 4 lety +6

      @@urbantwilight best explanation

  • @drgonzo305
    @drgonzo305 Před 9 měsíci +3

    I bet that was way more intelligent than the actual meetings of that production

  • @KanohiVahi
    @KanohiVahi Před 2 lety

    I love that you included the "I decided" - line from the First guy to ever- series lol

  • @Conk3r16
    @Conk3r16 Před 4 lety +2500

    "remember when Kylo Ren literally tortured Rey"
    "Yes that was very romantic, they should kiss"

    • @akextremerickert
      @akextremerickert Před 4 lety +165

      C0nk3r she’s into the kinky stuff

    • @chalkywhite2598
      @chalkywhite2598 Před 4 lety +79

      That was what I was thinking. Mind rapping a woman is foreplay?

    • @mcolottiboy
      @mcolottiboy Před 4 lety +58

      akextremerickert soo much for our strong female lead huh?

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 Před 4 lety +43

      Yeah, BDSM is tight!

    • @kiaghezel-ayagh9099
      @kiaghezel-ayagh9099 Před 4 lety +59

      C0nk3r so I think the “excuse” for that was the Ben vs kylo ren thing, where Kylo abused her, but Ben is a different person. She outright said she wanted to take Ben’s hand, explicitly mentioning that she wouldn’t have taken kylo ren’s hand. Kind of weak, but my shippy self doesn’t care about that

  • @willashley23
    @willashley23 Před 4 lety +1305

    Episode X is gonna open with snoke's ominous voice saying "i created palpatine."

  • @wayneanderton4953
    @wayneanderton4953 Před 5 měsíci +1

    During the "DO IT" line I started chocking on my joint due to laughing while inhaling

  • @bryh555
    @bryh555 Před 2 lety +8

    “He also has a big secret that he’s about to tell Rey when he thinks they’re about to die”
    “Oh what is it?”
    “I don’t know!”
    “Fair enough”

  • @saga685
    @saga685 Před 3 lety +3631

    “He’s just the cutest little merchandising opportunity”
    Disney’s missions statement in a nutshell.

    • @TheMacKosh
      @TheMacKosh Před 3 lety +16

      Ewoks, droids...

    • @mjamitche5245
      @mjamitche5245 Před 3 lety +25

      Meanwhile, you own a baby Yoda and a Porg.

    • @Levi-rc8kh
      @Levi-rc8kh Před 2 lety +6

      *Every movie company

    • @aleigor450
      @aleigor450 Před 2 lety +12

      You mean George Lucas in a nutshell? He IS the father of movies for toys. Star Wars was created for this, but unfortunately, toys sales have gone down since then. Doesn't help they make the shittiest toys now with character without anything interesting or "cool"

    • @andyscott5277
      @andyscott5277 Před 2 lety +4

      That was George Lucas’ "mission statement in a nutshell" long before Disney had anything to do with it.

  • @Bova-Fett
    @Bova-Fett Před 4 lety +541

    "What are the chances of that?"
    "Astronomical, but this is space so that's okay!"

  • @Marshallgill
    @Marshallgill Před měsícem

    "I don't know" has to be one of the best of the pitch meeting lines!

  • @erichth
    @erichth Před rokem +12

    Sir, you are unbelievable hilarious! Your sketches brighten up my day and I can't get enough of them!

  • @pariscloud2907
    @pariscloud2907 Před 4 lety +605

    The face when you don't even care about the spoilers and watch this instead of the movie

  • @sheolcodemonkey4027
    @sheolcodemonkey4027 Před 3 lety +2664

    Forgot to mention the part where Rey arbitrarily decides that she's a Skywalker now

    • @thederpydazer
      @thederpydazer Před 3 lety +113

      Yeah why is a palpatine a skywalker now 😅

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 Před 3 lety +48

      @@thederpydazer soooo....
      In the end of the day Disney fucked up the whole starwars lore.
      Me: please end me now.
      God: I'm going to ruin this man's whole career

    • @TathD
      @TathD Před 3 lety +167

      Oh yeah, that was so unnecessary. What did that even mean? Will all Jedi start calling themselves Skywalkers now? Why not just reclaim the Palpatine name? Her entire clan wasn't evil. Her parents were so exemplary they literally died to keep her away from Granddad's clutches.

    • @wouterschreuder1523
      @wouterschreuder1523 Před 3 lety +40

      its in there, " a palpatine commits identity theft"

    • @andersonandrighi4539
      @andersonandrighi4539 Před 3 lety +68

      It is called marriage. Rey kissed Kylo and they are a couple now. Se might even be pregnant. It is a Disney movie and Star Wars. Need to say more?

  • @MsAdorableIdiot
    @MsAdorableIdiot Před 3 lety +1

    “Well yeah but she doesn’t”
    “Ooh savage!” 😂

  • @raidenwave4219
    @raidenwave4219 Před 2 lety +3

    "So stuff is just kinda happening, ha ?
    - Stuff is just kinda happening !"
    That's the one liner that says it all for me.

  • @daisah1323
    @daisah1323 Před 4 lety +610

    "I am ALL the Sith"
    "I am ALL the Jedi"
    Yo don't dog my boy Revan by putting him in either of those shells.

  • @KainGerc
    @KainGerc Před 4 lety +308

    "Sure, Why not" should have been the tagline of this movie.

  • @pristajem
    @pristajem Před 2 měsíci +2

    "So, you wanna ruin the franchise people love so much"
    "Yes sir, I do"

  • @taylorsmith9197
    @taylorsmith9197 Před 11 měsíci +1

    " Dew it"
    "Ah he for sure said that" 🤣🤣