Star Trek Beyond Pitch Meeting
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- Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Star Trek Beyond!
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Star Trek has been one of the most popular sci-fi franchises in the world for decades, and with the success of the 2009 blockbuster reboot, it was only natural that we got a few follow-ups to the Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto-led movies.
Star Trek Beyond, the first movie in the Kelvin timeline, does raise some questions though. Like what happened to Carol Marcus? What happened to the life-saving superblood from Star Trek Into Darkness? What happened to beaming bombs onto people’s ships? Why does Kirk think a desk job will help him in the way of excitement? Did anyone ever care about Spock and Uhura’s relationship? How is Jaylah managing to hide that ship from Krall, who’s literally the one who crashed it there? Why do all these movies have bad guys from a different time?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Star Trek Beyond! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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Star Trek Beyond proves that forgetting things from the last movie is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
oh really
It's Abrams' thing
Producers/writers from Star Trek Beyond that forgetting things from the previous films that was super easy, barely an inconvenience, *WASN'T SO TIGHT* with the audience. That's why the audience got completely off Star Trek frickery frick backs.
It is also tight
@@jeremybk54 yeah forgetting things for plot convenience is tight
If Ryan doesn't like things on his back then why is he single handedly carrying this entire channel on it?
Great question
Ohh, ScreenRant is gonna need you to get alllll the way off their back about how on Ryan's back they are!
But that's _why_ he doesn't like things on his back - there's no more room there.
I actually just realized this was screen rant, I only watch Ryan's videos... the screen rant crew is lucky to have such a clever person.
Get off his back about it.
“This explosion sends them flying”
“Oh, my god, are they ok?”
“What do you think?”
🤣
*Michael Bay is suing you for copyright infringement !*
😅
@@MMAli-rq8kd oh explosions in michael bay films without the plot asking for it cause "it looks badass man" (hes actually said this lol) while he makes millions for it is tight!!!
Don’t forget, they brought a gas powered motorcycle to a distant planet.
I would have sworn is was fuelled by petroleum.
@@88Fallon a: even at the most literal interpretation of that comment, it would be petroleum gas.
B: You may call it petrol over in Europe, but over here North America we call it gasoline, or gas for short.
@@giin97 Pretty sure the fuel was liquid, not a gas.
@@ThreadBomb sure, and in the US where the film was written and made and most likely where this comment was written, gas aka gasoline is what we call petrol, the liquid stuff you put in your car.
@@ThreadBomb Yes, it is liquid in the tank, but the part the engine uses is the fumes - a gas - so, how about you get All the way off our backs about it?
😁
Did you know that the liquid version of petrolium isn't very flammable, it is all the fumes. That is how fuel-air (thermobaric) bombs work, by aerosolizing the fuel.
“Things being surprisingly tiny is tight!”
“If that’s what you want to tell yourself, sure.”
*OOOOF*
Yeah I felt that...
Now we know JJ Abrams takes from his personal life to include in his movies...
Dude! Tinkerbell is not that kind of girl!
Ohhh i thought it was the other u know what
Lmaoooooo
Ryan, it's high time we get PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN Pitch Meetings.
One for each Movie.
3 pitch meetings shouldn't be too hard
@@Zreen001 actually, should be super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Pirates of the Caribbean pitch meetings are tight! (or they will be!)
YES
He hasn't done it yet because the first movie is perfect and he can't find things to make fun of...yeah that must be it.
It's crazy how these never get old. They're literally the exact same formula with almost the same jokes, and they're perfect every time. There isn't one of these that isn't as funny as the others. You're the best, man!
Two years later and this comment is still true haha
It's the Hollywood formula!
It was probably really easy, barely an inconvenience at all
I remember one episode where "they" basically didn't mention the movie at all, and made a tiring sequence of casting jokes instead. Don't remember which movie this was about, though -- just that it was an exceptionally bad Pitch Meeting.
A lot like the movies they make fun of!
“I thought signals couldn’t get through the nebula.” The response to that ehh yeah had me laughing so hard 🤣
We can send signals through 2 feet of reinforced hull plating to a ship with their shields up, but a nebula with 3 ions per cubic meter of dead space is 100% impenetrable.
Maybe because the hull is in feet and the nebula is in meters?
That must be it.
Yes this was the best
“Must be super hard to immediately to drop everything and click the pitch meeting notification”
Actually it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience
"Oh really!?"
Dropping everything to watch the newest Pitch Meeting is *tight* !
@@praiza1481 "It sure is sir!"
*picks child up off the floor* Can confirm! (Don't tell my wife) 😅
Neatly done, sir!
“Why does he have to ride a motorcycle?”
“Cause we’re gonna have to make a trailer for this movie”
😂😂
Because we built this large expensive set, and we have to spend a lot of time there, and recoup some cash.
And it’s a really fun part of the movie
Watch the Critical Drinkers review from a ways back. It's funnier and he rips on that same scene. This review almost seems like a copy of his, done as a pitch.
@@BeCoShooter r/therealjoke
@@synthesis12 huh... Kinda like the Pitch Meeting for Wonder Woman 1984 was released a day after RedLetterMedia's Half in the Bag for the same movie and seems almost like a copy done as a pitch. Copying things is tight!
"... with his swarm of bee ships"
"Swarm of bee ships? Where did those come from?"
"Well it's an otherwise unpopulated planet without any factories, so they grew these huge trees with billions of tiny spaceships that look like a giant malicious space cloud all flying around."
"... What? They grew spaceships? Who pilots these billions of tiny spaceships?"
"How should I know!?"
Well you wrote it..shouldn't you know?
They're drones left behind by the civilization who used to mine the planet. They're also the ones who made the ancient bio-weapon.
It's an AI with the villain's hate algorithm intention mapped onto it by osmosis.
It’s the same tech Palpatine used.
@@paxwax1 blending franchises is TIGHT. Unless you are Sheldon Cooper.
3:26 - the "wow wow wow" variations just keep getting better and better kkkkkkkk
Variations are tight.
Brazilians are tight!
It’s a Portuguese thing (I think specifically Brazilian Portuguese).
He sounds like a crying baby 😂
Wawawawawa
“Spock broke up “
“Eh”
My reaction exactly
Very cringy relationship.
"Oh no! Anyway..." :D
"Because We got to make a trailer for this movie."
Modern screen writing 101
Reminds me of BMvsSM. The "thought she was with you" line. Worked great for the trailer but made zero sense to actually leave it in the movie.
@@MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk This is a very good point.
Rise of Skywalker seemed like literally just a few loose threads to get between various beats they could put in the trailers.
@@stephenheggeman510 Oh... I think we’re on the same page then lol. Mine was no compliment.
It was Intergalactic Fetch Quest: the movie. A fun-filled and convoluted ride with what could barely be described as character’s screaming utter nonsense while traveling between places for no real reason at all, filled to the brim with heartfelt and tragic moments that were immediately undone in the next scene.
Like watching an AIs first attempt at screenwriting, and for it’s effort, I can definitely say, it was a movie ??
And videogames.. * thinks of cyberpunk*
This is so well delivered, I often forget its one guy talking to himself.
Those are clones. The actual Ryan George has been dead for thousands of years.
@@leonavis I vaguely feel like there's a Star Trek episode like that
@@leonavis Time to do the movie "Moon"!
That's the idea
My fav line. “Oh really?” 😂
Ignoring Carol Marcus’ existence is super easy, barely and inconvenience!
Who?
@@phantomb108 that’s the spirit!
Hell, I kept forgetting who she was during the last movie
@@phantomb108 the really fit blonde
Yeah....after her totally unnecessary disrobing scene I've had a hard time forgetting her.....
"Being a main character is super helpful."
It is a truth, universally acknowledged.
Cries in SUpernatural.
This could definitely become the new recurring catchphrase
@@pottersky1 please dont remind me😢😭
@@pottersky1 ...and now you've made me sad.
Truer words never spoken... getting plot armor is also a bonus of being a main character!
My reaction to the movie was very similar to Ryan's reaction for the Spock, Uhura breakup.
Nigel Saunders, The Bonsai Zone it was the best of the 3. Unfortunately.
wasn't expecting you to be hear
It is to laugh, are we the audience to give a flying fart about their breakup when it was a plot blurb?
@@notme222 "Best if the 3" is not a high bar to clear, though. That's like saying "The Force Awakens is the best of the Sequel Trilogy".
Oh no..! - anyway...
"Things that are surprisingly small is tight."
"If that's what you want to keep telling yourself."
(Laughs to hide my tears)
It's the little "yeahhh" from producer guy that makes that but 😅
😂😂😂 "Being a main character is super helpful!"
Ryan has really hit his stride with the reactions and tone of voice. It's also nice how he keeps the well-known lines without making fun of them as people would expect. None of them change except "Let me get off of that..." which ends in a different way every time.
“Spock and Uhura broke up.”
“Oh no!... Anyway...”
That's the appropriate reaction. 😂
Also, felt the same way about Black Widow & Bruce Banner's relationship. Both relationships felt very artificially engineered.
No chemistry between the cast either
Laughs in Jeremy Clarkson
"Being a main character is so helpful" 😂😂
Wish I was one
New catchphrase
Being a main character is tight!
Underrated line.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
"Oh, being a main character is so helpful."
Dang. I wish I was a main character :\
You're the main character in your story :)
You are....OF YOUR OWN LIFE......
I'm a main character. I can tell cos the whole world is shot from my perspective.
You are
Actually being a main character is super easy, barely an inconvenience!
"Is she going to disappear like Carol Marcus?"
In Star Trek Fleet Commander Laylah is now the Borg drone Five of Ten, so yes.
So really she’s 1 of 2?
Being the main character is literally the best explanation I’ve ever heard.
Plot armor is the best armor.
@@reallyWyrd plot armor is tight
I also love...What did she die of? Being married to the main character.
Being a main character is the definition of TIGHT.
@@harrisoncora4259 No, I think it actually fits quite nicely.
"Spock has this serious injury, I mean he might die."
"And you think the audience is gonna buy that?"
"Hopefully."
“Being a main character is so helpful!”
*Music stops as everyone freezes*
.....no. Being a main character is tight.
I'd like to see Star Trek: The Motion Picture. "We got this bright, colorful, energetic space franchise!" "Great, sounds like fun!" "Yeah, so, it's going to be dark, bland, and kinda dull." "What." "But it will be in space." "Oh, good, good."
"We want it to feel real really epic, so it's important that the whole movie be slow paced. No, slower. Slower. Sssslllllloooowwwweeerrrrrrr..."
@@ThreadBomb Sudden transporter accident!
What?
That's gonna be one for the nightmares! And back to slooooooooowww...
"Oh, and there is really not happening too much, so I thought we should fly around the Enterprise for about 20 minutes."
"Why would we do that?"
"Because it's the Enterprise!!!"
"Well, ok then"
ST:TMP may have been slow paced (subjective critique) but it was intelligently written which would make it difficult to parody. The Final Frontier might be a better choice.
Let's all stop and appreciate that Ryan has introduced and perfected another recurring catchphrase, the smiley, fading "Yeahhhh," over the last few episodes and it's tight.
@Cat Egorical Are you 12?
@Cat Egorical You can literally look this up. No way hes a millionaire when he only gets 11k a month, though he is at a healthy income with 132k or so a year. Come on.
@Cat Egorical Well you seem to be "wrong" a lot in this comment section Cat 😂
I love how you just make up a statement and force everyone else to lookup the facts and deliver them to you 🤣
*Not* being an *ego* balloon even at 26 is awesome.
Don't lose that if you can help it !
No
“Are they okay?”
“What do you think?”
“I think they’re probably okay.”
“Ya so meanwhile....”😂😂😂
Being a main character is so helpful!
You are slowly getting rid of whoops, whoopsie. Bring it back.
I dont know what that is.
It comes from the last movie
@Cat Egorical he had his own channel... 12 years ago. Not to mention pitch meetings get tons more views than the stuff on his channel. So you have no clue what you’re talking about.
@Cat Egorical lol, still quite wrong.
1. His most popular video on his channel has 3.3 million views at the time of writing this comment (I’m not including the jack black video at 12m because he doesn’t make that sorta content anymore) and his most recent one 700k. The most popular pitch meeting video (that I could find) was at 4.4 million views and the most recent one at around 950k.
2. Even if they were around the same amount of views, not taking care of the Pitch Meeting series would be essentially cutting your salary in half, but in this case where the views outnumber the ones on his main channel he’d be cutting his income by 65%. Pitch meetings are important.
@Cat Egorical lol I can sense the truth in you
"that friggin backidy-back you got there" made my day
CZcams notification: Star Trek Beyond pitch meeting
Me: Yeahhhh
Wow wow wow. Wow.
Receiving pitch meeting notifications is TIGHT!
I feel like they made the trailer & then wrote the movie around that
Same with Wonder Woman lol
Age of Ultron: Am I a joke to you?
Isn't that how like all of Hollywood works now?
@@william_long1065 Nah, sometimes they make movies and then a trailer that tells a 300% better story than the actual movie. I remember thinking that about some movies, though they were so bad, I forgot them...
They call that the “Kurtzman and Orci” maneuver.
I think
“are they okay?”
“what’d you think?”
should be a new catchphrase
Producer: Why does he ride a motorcycle? Writer: Because we're gonna have to make a trailer for this movie. Producer: Right. That's a good call.
0:18
“Ooooh, things being surprisingly small is tight!”
“If that’s what you wanna tell yourself, sure!”
**sad** “yay”
*Self Destruction Level 100*
Lol just give lil man a pat of reassurance and train him like the underdog anime protagonist.
That yeeey was so sweet yet so sad
I'm with you brother
"Wouldn't Krall know where it is, it's his ship after all"
"Yeeeah... so "
.. Smooth :D
"But in 'Star Trek Into Darkness'...."
"We don't do that here"
Yeah, but it was a Star Trek that went Into Darkness. No one could really see what was going on, much less where anyone left stuff like the magic Khan blood or the only transporter in Starfleet that could beam bombs onto other ships. So later when they went looking for the darkness, they went so far Into the Darkness that they got confused and just kept going and going so now they're pretty sure they're Beyond it, so far Beyond it, in fact, that there's really no point in even trying to come back. So they're done.
I need a pitch meeting for True Lies. A pitch meeting for all Schwarzenegger film would be great
I’ve been saying things like,
“Sooo you have a movie for me?!” and
“Wow wow wow. Wow.” and
“Oh REALLY?!”
randomly throughout the day in this guys voice for weeks now.
Saying random things from Pitch Meeting in real life is tight! Also, I do the same thing!
Me too, but I obviously throw in a "Yes sir I do!". You can't have a "Sooo you have a movie for me?" without a "Yes sir I do!"
I’ve managed to fit “super easy, barely an inconvenience “ into a surprising number of conversations.
@@tammymccaslin4787 Yes, I've been doing that too. Got my GF doing it too.
The best is when you make a mistake IRL, declare "Whoops" and someone random replies "Whoopsie".
I vote "being a main character is super helpful" should be added to catch phrase Canon.
This has my vote
Seconded
Thirdended
Fourthend
47thented
I was raised on Star Trek and haven't watched a second of the new Star Trek since the start of Enterprise. This Pitch Meeting confirms that I was right in doing so. Wow wow wow.
You made the right call. Don't let Lower Decks slip by you though.
True Star Trek ALWAYS contains Majel Roddenberry! She was there from the very first TOS pilot, right through TNG, DS9 and VOY. She featured a LITTLE in ENT and the 2009 movie, but not too much. Then she was gone, and her husband's legacy with her! What is today called "Star Trek" is sacrilege to Gene's wholesome vision of mankind's future.
The head nod when he says “barely an inconvenience” sends me more and more each time
Oh, really?
Yea, yea, yea, @@deandewitt5403
Seems like this special "Yeeahh" is becoming a new running gag. I like it.
Yeh.
Time stamp please
@@zaretaTarot At the start, after X is tight.
"Wouldn't Krall know where it is, it's his ship after all"
"Yeeeah... so "
This was the best part for me :D
See, I don't have a problem with that. He crash landed on a strange planet what, a 100 years ago? He lost most of his crew, probably wandered off quite a bit to explore & check for usable resources, found the alien technology & spent the next century hating the Federation & sucking alien life force. He would have had no reason or desire to go back to the Franklin unless he specifically knew that Jaylah was on it & cared enough to go after her. Would you remember where you parked your car at the mall if you spent 100 years at the food court?
@@Ohforgodssakethatsme After 100 years at a food court I would have eaten enough to get extremely obese and not want to walk home, so yes.
_"...just lied again, and they believed..."_
*The Disney/Fandom relationship is revealed.*
"Things being surprisingly small is tight!"
"If that's what you want to tell yourself, sure."
"Yaaayyyyy" (Soprano)
Disney after watching the JJ's Star Trek: OMG LETS GIVE HIM STAR WARS! THEY'RE BASICALLY THE SAME THING, RIGHT?
I am pretty much crying right now, because that is probably exactly how the executives were thinking
Arent they though? They're both once original thought provoking series corporatized and ruined by a society that values style over substance.
@@Sixstringman Yes and aliens.
@@Sixstringman The first two Star Wars movies were great, but I'd stop short of calling them "thought-provoking." They're basically updated versions of the "Flash Gordon" serials of the 1930's (at least, that's what George Lucas says, anyway).
Well, the way JJ did Star Trek, there is a lot of truth to that statement.
In Star Trek we explore the universe. On CZcams we explore the Ryanverse.
Ryan, the Final Frontier
Remember when we learned about his daughter who has just the most facial hairs
Is it gonna be hard and extremely difficult?
Well, galaxy. And technically, at this point, only like a third of it. Well, more like 5/16. Did some bare bones noodling around the gamma quadrant a hundred or so years back. Who knows what the hell's going on in like 90% of the beta or delta quadrant. So, while you're technically correct, it'd be like mapping a tidal pool and claiming you'd explored the ocean.
Spehss is big, my mans.
Being in the Ryamverse is tight.
The Princess Bride pitch meeting is long overdue! There’s endless content for these pitch meetings and that makes me extremely happy!
Wont writing a Pitch Meeting for The Princes Bride be hard to do?
Itll be super easy, barely inconceivable!!
@@GCEXTREMEMN I wish he would say he got a lot of comments to do the Princess bride and then say “as you wish“ lol
The worse the movie, the better the pitch meeting. The Princess Bride is a perfect movie.
"Being a main character is SO helpful"
No truer words have ever been spoken.
Indeed. I started referring to the whole thing as "Main Character Syndrome", a condition that crops up and does literally whatever the plot needs it to do when a main character would otherwise be completely screwed and/or die at an inconvenient point.
Cause when I think of Star Trek, the first thing that comes to mind is motocross and the Beasty Boys.
Producer Ryan: "Things being surprisingly small is tight!"
Writer Ryan: "If that's what u wanna tell yourself"
Producer Ryan: "Yay!"
Me:😲😮
Ryan, thank you very much for making this to celebrate the 55th anniversary of Star Trek! Live long and prosper!
Always a good time with Ryan! Thank you for the laughs man!
Doesn’t matter what movie the pitch meeting is about. I see a notification from Ryan and I watch it!!!
Me too ! In the UK, it comes onto CZcams at around 8:15 pm. I look forward to it every Sunday !
I even watch it if i havent seen the movie yet, pitch meetings are tight!
wow wow wow wow, wow
Pitch Meetings are TIGHT!
Marketing: "What's the point of marketing, if we can't spoil the movie?"
And that is why I have not watched a trailer for a film I want to watch for over 20 years now.
@@Carabas72 Same. I have a little game where I watch trailers just AFTER I've watched the movie itself, just to see how much it would have spoiled me. The answer is always too much.
@@Carabas72 But at the cinema they show a bunch of trailers before every film. Do you shut your eyes until the trailers are over or do you just never go to the cinema?
@@reznat94
I very rarely go to the cinema, but when I do I indeed do shut my eyes, put my fingers in my ears, and go "mmmmmmm" when a trailer for something I'm interested in comes up.
0:18 That "yeah" had me in stitches...
Best one so far! I'm going to have binge rewatch!
"Okay, let me get off that freaking... backety back you got there" 😂😂😂
The dislike button pushers need to get all the way off Ryan's back.
His back is where they are and we'd like them to remove themselves from it.
Yeah they need to get off of that thing
Yeah yeah yeah!
I believe most of the dislikes are other Ryans that did not get used in the pitch meeting.
@@stevedenis8292 Other Ryan George accounts existing on CZcams is tight!
This PM is so well done, especially building off from past PM lore. Awesome job here Ryan
i've been binge watching these pitch meetings for 2 days now....dude is hilarious....keep em coming!
Carrying an entire CZcams channel on your back is TIGHT!
Wow wow wow ...wow
The stuff on his own channel is great too. He's literally the only reason most of us care about screen rant nowadays anyway. Shame they have the rights to Pitch Meetings when it was his idea.
@@samgillespie3687 Agreed. If Ryan moved Pitch Meetings to his channel I would drop Screen Rant like a dead rat.
I'm going to go ahead and need you to get completely off my back about that!
@@IndigoGollum Screen Rant? I don't know what that is.
Pitch meeting notifications are TIGHT!
They sure are sir!
They're super easy and barely an inconvenience
@@smilinmadman2811 Oh really!?
Wow wow wow wow
Oh, really?
perfect timing i just rewatched that one!
Just rewatched the original Highlander. Would love to see the pitch meeting behind that one!
"Nope that never happened!!"
-everyone regarding this whole trilogy
I loved Star Trek Beyond!
You are in the minority good sir 😂
@@danield.8233 It was the best of the three films, no question, but after Into Darkness, its not hard to understand why few people had interest in another reboot film.
Like me with Die Hard movies past 3, or Terminator movies past 2.
Hey, everytime they want to reboot something or completely, randomly change direction, they just say "alternate universe" or "alternate timeline." Marvel's been using that shtick for years
LOL I just rewatched this last night!
Rewatching movies and seeing the pitch meeting the next day is TIGHT!
These are always fun, more please!
YES! You did the "Yehhhhh" again (first time in Wonder Woman 1984 pitch meeting was TIGHT)! Definitely keep that going. Love it.
I can't believe there isn't a Pitch Meeting for Passengers yet.
What blasphemy
Ah heck, make it happen, Ryan!
the set design for this movie was outstanding, everything else was kinda 'meh'.
@@benzaiten933 seen the fan recut? Absolutely fantastic! Basically, they rearrange the storyboard so it's seen from her perspective, with his time alone being filled in a few quick flashbacks. Makes it a psychological thriller 😁
@@benzaiten933 Don't forget the soundtrack! It was--*chef's kiss*--wonderful
Yeah, this movie had a lot of developments from previous movies that were just forgotten about for the sake of tension
Also for the fact that almost every Star Trek fan hated those things. I don't know what JJ was thinking. The Super Blood, the Transwarp beaming, the beaming through shields. He basically completely destroyed the reason to even have starships. He created literal immortality and the ability to go anywhere at any time without ships.
This movie rightly ignored all that stupidity.
To be fair, the last movie had Super resurrecting Blood, Transporters that can beam across star systems as normal technology, Transporters that can easily punch through shields to plant bombs inside ships, and more!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the torpedoes were beamed FROM Enterprise, whose shields were down, BY the admiral.
The movie established a lot of stupidity on its own (like the super-effective space bees - I wonder if they are going to use them in the next movie) and the fact that the Founders are no longer anything special - anyone can be a shapechanger, according to Star Trek Beyond. ;)
All the Jar Jar Abrams movies completely forgot about everything from all previous Star Trek, except the character names and looks.
We need pitches for each of the six TOS movies.
1:01 - Kirk and Spock's Excellent Adventure
4:43 - "The combination to the airlock is 1-2-3-4-5."
Screenwriter Guy: "Hey remember when in the last movie we built up this villain John Harrison and his motivation for being evil? And then, at the last minute, we revealed that he was actually a different villain called Khan, who had a completely different motivation for being evil, completely invalidating all the build-up we did?"
Producer Guy: "Yeah, fans sure hated that reveal."
Screenwriter Guy: "...."
Screenwriter Guy: "I want to do it again!"
Producer Guy: "What?"
Screenwriter Guy: "YeahYeahYeah, I want to do exactly the same thing again, except this time its a Starfleet captain that hasn't been mentioned up to this point in the movie, who is cosplaying as an alien for some reason."
Producer Guy: "Wow, that *is* exactly like the last movie we did."
Screenwriter Guy: "Cool, huh?"
Producer Guy: "I don't know...people are still very angry about the last movie. Doing the same thing again doesn't seem like a good idea."
Screenwriter Guy: "But I really wanna!"
Producer Guy: "Well, OK then."
80% comments: About the small pp joke
Rest 20%: How good pitch meetings are
That small pp joke was tight tho
You forgot the .1% of suggestions for the next Pitch Meeting.
@@deadlotus4445 I did yhat
Surely the rest are people quoting things you just heard?
@@hoebywan Yeah, Shirley, the rest are people quoting things you just heard?
I saw this movie in theaters, and l literally can’t recall any of this. Which tells you how memorable it was...
Watching these pitches for hours is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
"Is she gonna disappear like Carol Marcus?"
"I don't knwo who that is"
People desappearing from the universe is TIGHT !
Jaylee didn't join the crew; she went to Starfleet Academy.
Yeah, it was Kevin (one of the surprisingly tiny aliens from the cold open) who joined the crew.
we all know if there's a 4th movie Jaylah is most likely going to replace Chekov
@@ranwolf7650 Honestly, at this point I'm not counting on a fourth movie.
@@shadowwriter4538 if it happens at all, it won't be for a while
Must've fallen asleep. I missed the part where JLo joined Starfleet.
You two are the best!!
0:21 that "yeah..." had me cracking up!
Back to the future 2 should be the next pitch meeting
Citizen Kane
Human Centipede trilogy
Or the one before
@@carter_lovejoy I haven't seen that... But I've heard a lot about it!
Yes, that would good!
I'm missing the "I don't know" comment lately. Bringing it back should be super easy, barely an inconvenience
Probably my favorite catchphrase lol, to the point that when I don't know something, I answer "I don't knooow" with the Ryan tone XDDDD
@@theankh2872 lol, me too
so much better than the actual movie... said almost everyone in almost every pitch meeting's comments sections.. and right they are
I have seen this movie. I had completely forgotten that I had, and I didn't even remember until about minute four of this video.
I'm so happy that "yeea" is catching on. It's beautiful.
yeea
Yeeaa
Star Trek. The Search for Carol Markus.
Sounds promising.
Oh, yeah, it's tight!!
Who?
Given that we don’t remember who that is, do you think it’d be hard to make that movie, though?
that bra scene is un for get able
And so is Carol Marcus!!!
ooooh, Carol Markus is tight!
3:20 my favorite "Wow wow wow wow wow" ever. I'm dead.
Sometimes i watch a movie just for the purpose of watching the pitch meeting afterwards. this was one of them.
Screenwriter: "He's gonna use his bio weapon on the thing that controls the air supply for the whole base."
Producer: "They don't have any security, or safety protocols around that thing?"
Screenwriter: "No they don't."
Producer: "Ah..I don't think anyone's gonna buy something that important being left totally vulnerable to attack."
Screenwriter: "Actually, something tells me, in just a few short years, it won't be nearly as unbelievable as you'd think."
Producer: "What?!?!"
Screenwriter: "What??"
Brilliant
What exactly are you referencing?
I see what you did there...
@@arno7163 I think the comment’s referencing the riot at the Capitol Building
Sick burn.
"They don't have any security or safety protocols around that thing?" - Every space movie/show ever, where a character steals a ship/mecha from a carrier vessel. And the door that separates the colony from Mars's atmosphere in first season of National Geographic's Mars series.
that last one in particular was so infuriating with how the series was going for a more "realistic" feel before completely dropping that and making an advanced and thoroughly engineered Mars base basically have a self destruct button with the airlock door, just to create more completely unnecessary tension.
It's addressed to a degree in TNG. They rescue some cryogenics people from the 80s, and one of them starts using the comms and gets on the bridge. When that one asks about security, Picard's response is basically "we're adults, we can trust people to follow rules"
Someone would have to infiltrate the station, gain access to the most visible point in the entire station, arrange a diversion to distract security personnel (say by crashing a starship into the station) and know the hatch codes, say by having hacked the Federation internet for decades...
Meanwhile, maintenance personnel need to have access, and, even in the Kelvinverse, the Federation is surprisingly utopian in many ways - a bit like pre-9/11 US airlines - they don't expect terrorists to strike, so they don't take precautions against it.
4:06 wanting to say being main characters is tight but then realizing you already used that catchphrase earlier so saying it is helpful is Tight!
I love watching these after I've watched the movies. I enjoy the movies, but it's fun to see all the inconsistencies and plot holes I ignored enjoying the movie.
I got to 4 minutes in before I realized I had actually seen this film.
Forgetting you already saw this film is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@kobrien4121 All of these rebooted Star Trek movies are extremely forgettable.
It is pretty disappointing to be reminded that I actually watched that movie.
Those extra wows always gets me lmao
I’d love to see a pitch meeting for “Labyrinth”.
A pitch meeting on “King Fury” would be tight!!