Onward Pitch Meeting
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Disney and Pixar have put out a whole lot of classic animated films over the years-- but in the past decade the majority of them have been sequels, prequels or spinoffs of their most popular properties. With Onward, they’re making a return to the world of original concepts. They’re bringing us into a world of magic that’s lost its magic, featuring the vocal talents of Star-Lord himself Chris Pratt, as well Spider-Man himself Tom Holland.
Onward does raise some questions though-- like how did the invention of planes lead to creatures not flying down the street, or to reach things on shelves? Why are all their technological inventions human-sized if the creatures are the ones that made them? Why doesn’t anyone consider how the mom character feels? Why does every single road trip movie need an encounter with a biker gang? Why are the Simpsons here?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Onward! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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"Parents have no business being alive in animated movies."
*Disney at its finest*
No halfway decent parent would let their kid go off on an adventure. Killing off parents avoids having kids lie to their parents.
Doesn't Disney only kill off mothers (because apparently it's a crime to give birth in Disney movies)?
@Mickey Mouse I'm aware. I was joking.
@Mickey Mouse Hi Mickey. I love your land and your world.
@Mickey Mouse Hail Mickey!
“I guess that manticore lady was right on the edge...”
Have you met a person in customer service like....EVER? 🤷🏽♂️
Yeah and Pixar nailed it, with every customer being rude to her... so yeah on the edge is right.
@@leovk5779 As someone in the customer service business, I wish I was that manticore
Period
@@leovk5779 not every customer was rude to her
My sister, she seems so sweet, but I am terrified of her.
“He’s a centaur and she’s like a human sized elf?”
“That’s right.”
“I have some questions...”
“Not to worry, I brought some drawings to kind of explain how that would work.”
“Oh these are VERY not meant for children.”
"Yes, of course sir, it was are intended for parents when they get stuck watching our movies. They'll come for their kid but they'll stay for the wonder." 😁👐🌈
"Wonder at what, there's a little bit too much graphic detail in these illustrations. Is that a dog dil...."😨🤢
"Aham, these sketchs are for your eyes only, and I agree not everyone see the logistics. But we can keep people occupied with the mystery of semi-fantastical **:#$%=$) :() . Finally, yes sir, that dog dildo, a dragon are dogs in this one so the reverse is also true. We have to have consistency this time because kids and parents are even more hyper critical of Media and mistakes. Sure something can be offensive but no one like inconsistencies in the movies. " 🙄😏
"Oh, Should I burn them?"
@@oneperson891 you probably should.
I've been on the internet long enough, I think I know how it goes
Well..... while we are on the topic a Chihuahua and an English Mastiff are genetically compatible........
People: “You can’t just make the same jokes every episode and expect people to laugh!”
Pitch Meetings:
It's the Phineas and Ferb comedy style
@@Silas_MN Phinias and Ferb are TIGHT!
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
dino cubing Oh my..
Making the same joke every episode is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
"it's not an animated movie without something that isn't a dog acting like a dog"
"Parents have no business being alive in animated movies"
I love Pitch Meetings so much
Pixar RUNS ON TEARS
@@ZArocket someone beat me to it
"If this is a road trip movie then I'm gonna assume they encounter bikers of some kind?"
1k like
Pitch Meetings are tight
"You can't fly a plane through rush-hour traffic!"
Not with that attitude you can't.
You can, however, ride a motorcycle through rush hour traffic. The pixies have the right idea.
Don't you mean altitude? :D
*Ba-dum-tss
Grimbeard “it’s not possible”
I mean anything’s possible if you don’t give a frick.
It happened back in 2001.
"We run on tears." I was literally scared.
i liked it:D
It's true though.
you were actually scared?
Same, it was spooky
Yeeeah, this was not the pitch meeting to watch as I got ready to sleep, it turned out 😂
“Glenn Close” 😂
Oh hi verified man with only 65 likes whose comment was posted 7 months ago
who's that?
Wait that's is my name
That joke was tight
Dungeons and Daddies lol
Soo... Chris pratt's parent dies when he's just a little boy, he's too afraid to face it, runs off and gets enveloped in another reality, but comes to accept this loss by the end of the movie? Sounds familiar.
Phil Yeah isn’t that what happened in parks and rec for him?
@@cartercraig7449 i see what u did there
Uh, is it Jurassic park?
@@BatziHistory no: aliens
@@phatmantv No man it's footloose, the greatest film in the whole universe!
That definitely got my tears. Pixar has like a formula for it as this point
@Layla Forrest I felt it was unexpected and bittersweet
A little late to the party but I just saw the movie. The ending was bittersweet and unexpected, but I think in a good way. Barley needed the closure he never got with their father while he was alive. And it shows maturity on Ian’s part to let his brother have that moment, even if Ian himself never got to really meet his dad like he wanted.
@@VarynDEE33t Yah, it was really well done
I thought it was fitting...also ya Pixar is good at making ppl sad,like toy story 4,
@@orcmama8 for me toy story 4 just made me mad. Like a poorly written fanfic especially with Buzz's inner voice, and Woody's character arc doing a complete 180
Society: “You’re not crazy if you talk to yourself, you’re crazy if you answer back.”
Ryan: “Hold my CZcams algorithm.”
Nah, you can talk to yourself, that's fine. When you have to ask yourself to repeat what you said because you weren't listening, though...
“Parents have no business being alive in animated movies”
The incredibles: am i a joke to you!?
Part three, they die
Ah, but have you ever seen Bob or Helen’s parents?
Well the parents are more the main characters then the kids and its the main characters parents who aren't allowed to be alive and we don't know is the grandparents are alive
@@Hoshimaru57 Not relevant. Also, Bob and Helen are adults when we first meet them. Their parents are immaterial.
Maybe nor the first one, but in Incredibles 2, Winston and Evelyn's parents were killed by burglars
Pitch meeting for Monty Python and the Holy Grail
“So, you have a movie for me”
“Yes, sir. I do!”
“Amazing, so how much money is this thing gonna cost?”
“Enough to get us through half the movie”
“Oh, money is TIGHT!”
So how are you are going to do the other half of the movie??
Sir, I need you to get way off of my back.
Getting off your back is *tight.*
*God: Get on with it!!*
Both: OOPSIE!!
I requested *Monty Python & the Holy Grail* last spring. Guess *IT'S NOT super easy. Barely an inconvenience.*
That pitch meeting would be quite something to swallow.
But I wonder: European or African swallow?
Money WAS Tight!
@@HagenvonEitzen - Depends where the coconut came from.
Missed opportunity to say, "Super easy, Barley's an inconvenience".
Woopsie!
@@hermask815 yea, yea, yea...
Oh really?!
WOW WOW WOW WOW...WOW
Oh missed opportunities are tight.
“Pixar runs on tears” - they got a river from me when I saw that scene they described.
"i have so many questions."
"please don't ask them"
lmao
“So Ryan i Imagine it’s hard carrying a whole channel on your back”
“Actually it’s super easy, barely and inconvenience”
Oh Really?
Is the new "get wayyyyy off my back about this" catchphrase a message to screenrant?!
Rafi Kazi he’s been doing that for a while it’s not really new but he is carrying tf outta this channel
I would like this comment but there’s 420 likes
@@loganpaxton56 I was 'like' 421, just to make your 420 wrong.
I didn’t see the movie yet but I clicked
Because it’s a pitch meeting
I get basically all my exposure to movies through Pitch Meetings these days. And How It Should Have Ended, plus Honest Trailers. I am richer, happier, and have more free time because of that habit. =)
Same here
@@jimluebke3869 richer...
Can i grab your money then?
Jim Luebke And virus free.
Same
Usually pitch meetings make movies that are bad look worse, but honestly this doesn't make Onward look bad
Not really, I mean they don't typically do bad movies like the Iron Man, Sonic, The Avengers, etc.
@@Yougotcaged102 Well I don't know, most of the movies they do have a lot of haters
This is not a bad movie. It is a Pixar B-movie, which are still pretty good (nemo 2, cars 3, etc)
@@leovk5779 Yeah, It's my least favorite pixar movie but it still isn't bad.
@Charlie Vetsworth true
“It isn’t an animated movie without something that’s not a dog acting like a dog”
So true
Another surprise line in the pitch...
Director::: "So I was thinking..."
Executive::: "Nice"
He's not a director, btw, he's a writer. Just an FYI hehe
Surpirice for you this is a very old joke
@@NexadonWoa tough crowd...
@@kanyewest9591 he's literally correcting you as a by-the-way point
“So I was thinking-“
“Nice!”😂
"Why start now and ruin a perfect record?"
*My wife and I watching Onward and seeing the mom and stepdad*
My Wife: The internet’s going to ruin this, isn’t it
Me: Yup...
Ruin? I think you mean make it infinitely better
Your wife knows about rule 34 huh
Whoops
@@underdeepeer3458 Whoopsie
You should have said: Yeah yeah yeah
“Touching crotches are tight”
That killed me
“PIXAR RUNS ON TEARS”!!
-Pitch Meetings
Meh, that jokes been taken by other places long before he said that. You could say he went for a joke that was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@elementalcobalt1 not being able to say a joke because it's been said before is tight!
-Pixar
Just sort the comments by newest, whomever is at the bottom, "wins"(?)!! ☺
LagiNaLangAko23 uhh TOY STORY?!!!
Exec: So he's a centaur and she's a human sized elf . . .
Writer: Yeah.
Exec: I have some questions.
Writer: Please don't ask them.
Anime fans- allow us to introduce ourselves.
Actually It’s super easy and barely an inconvenience! All it takes is some positioning between the partners. Here, let me introduce you to my anime friends who
Can shed some light on the matter...
dustinb42 lol
Cyber Cynic yeah I’m not pressing read more
What do ya know! Another DustinB
YOU MISSED THE PART WHERE THEY TRAVEL ALL OVER THE WORLD ONLY TO END UP ACROSS FROM THEIR HIGHSCHOOL
I'm a little sad Ryan missed that joke
“How come Ian is the only magical one?”
“I don’t know”
Why didn’t they explain that in the movie
They did though. Not everyone has the ability to do magic. Even in olden times not everyone was a wizard
TheRandopro Yeah but they didn’t explain why. Is it genetic? Is it luck?
Actually, based on DnD lore he is more of a Sorcerer than a Wizard. Wizard master magic by study whereas a sorcerer inherits magic from bloodline, having been blessed/cursed by a magical being, or having a dragon daddy.
In most fantasy universes magic is not for everyone, why should this movie in particular explain why?
The 25th Baam Because this movie is literally about magic
Everybody - Give Ryan a raise
Screenrant - I need you to get all the way off my back...
I am going to stay on that thing.
Not giving Ryan thw channel is tight
@@logankrohn1472 Oh no no no you can't do that. This would be technically 2 people in 1 person! Please go off his back, Sir!
If they lose Ryan, they lose all their subscribers
@@lindarojas734 They definitely would. There would also be riots.
“So, you have a movie for me?”
“Yes, sir, I do. So I was thinking...”
“Nice.”
“Thank you.”
You earned yourself a like right there.
666 likes perfect
Ok
I absolutely love how he slid in, "fake chests are tight!"
"Movies about tracking down valuable stones are pretty popular right now" 😂 throwback to avengers infinity war and Endgame
And like a dozen movies immediately after it.
Raya and the last dragon did that too
yup we got it
If you look really close, you can see the joy, happiness, and all around life leaving Ryan’s eyes every time he has to say his catch phrase “super easy, barely an inconvenience.” SR is literally pointing a gun at him behind the camera making sure he says it in every pitch meeting.
Oh?
Oopsie!
*Super Hard, Definitely An Inconvenience*
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
Making things sad is tight!
"They're basically humans but blue with pointy ears"
Wait a minute...
are they tall Smurfs?
I was thinking Smurfs until he said elves, then I was like "oh okay"
Na’vi was what crossed my mind.
@@UddStudios Makes more sense, since Smurfs don't have pointy ears.
@@UddStudios ...yup
or short Navii.
"If this movie preforms well we can make all sorts of sequels, prequels, and spin-offs"
*Covoid-19 has entered the chat*
It takes studios > 50 years to decide on some of their sequels. They are that unoriginal.
“I guess she was right on the edge.”
She works in a restaurant, so…. Yeah. Lol.
“fake chests are TIGHT” 😂😂
Jay Rich yeah they are
Kardashians
I'm horrible
Sees Pitch Meeting
My brain: but I haven’t seen the movie yet...
My finger: clicks without doubt
I read this comment in this guy’s voice
The exact same
Alejandro Kaplan Same
but I HAVENT SEEN THIS MOUVEY Yet
😂😂😂. This is absolutely me.
@@raizereaper4697 *movie
"So, what do you think?"
"Well, this is a Pixar movie, so it's going to make *bank* no matter what nonsense we fling onscreen!"
"Yes sir! Nothing short of a biblical plague will cut into this studio's bottom line!"
(Music sting over "Something-something Coronavirus, something-something theater droop)
That would have been way better
@Charlie Vetsworth remember Cars 2?
"Onward." A more Disney-friendly version of Fullmetal Alchemist.
"Oh my god." "Oh MY god. I need to start filtering some of the things I say are tight." Gotta admit, that was the best one of those in a while.
Two seconds later: Fake chests are tight.
Nuns are tight still remains undefeated
Ok
1:34
"I have some questions"
"Oh please don't ask them"
Dude, whoever writes these scripts is a comedic genius
The guy who does the pitch meeting writes them
Yeah Ryan gets all the credit
The r34 will answer these burning sticky drippy questions.
@@njay4399 did screenrant admit this somewhere?? Point it to me please!
Which one of these two guys?
3:08 I was expecting him to say barley an inconvenience
“We run on tears.”
9 months later, me watching Soul: 😐
YYYUP! That movie was also top notch!
Soul was superb
Missed opportunity:
- Joke about Smurfs.
The blue elfs live in Mushroom shaped houses.
Having a company that runs on tears is TIGHT
I swear that when he says “I don’t know” he looks like he is about to cry.
I love how in EVERY video it seems he ends up saying "actually it's going tie be very easy, barely an inconvenience"
In the wonder woman one he didnt say it at all, until the very end, it was funny.
4:28 "See he had a checklist of things that he wanted to do with his dad, and then he realizes that Barely actually checked all of those boxes off by being his brother!"
Oh my gosh that's actually so sweet! I might actually go to see this movie now that I know---
4:50 *WE RUN ON TEARS.*
aaaaaaaaaaaand it's back to therapy
Therapy is tight!
Do go see it though, it's a super sweet and touching movie about brotherly love !
@@naluzoniro and dealing with loss for members of a family. Everyone has their own response to grief. Really great message
It's seriously fantastic.
The movie producer gaining some degree of self awareness about what sort of things he says are “tight” is both *TIGHT* and super easy barely an inconvenience.
which doesn't really help him just a few seconds later :)
Hagen von Eitzen he’s doing his best! We may need to get ALL the way off his back
@@lucianosgonzalez3561 Oh yeah, let's just get off that thing
Disney makes any character: "And their parents are dead...."
4:49 Pixar runs on tears. That's so true as long as they make good movies I am mostly fine with that
This movies plot seemed super easy, barley an inconvenience.
Oh really
Barely, barley, nearly, gnarly.
You have a rye sense of humor
Ianconvience*
I'm not gonna lie I cried during Onward... This is how they get the tears
Disney is crying too cuz the movie is a flop.
Onward made me this close to shedding a tear. That's never happened before so I was impressed
I got a lump in my throat
I'm not usually super emotional about movies. This one wrecked me.
Oh god, I cried so much. It was much better than TS4, imo. I'm so sad that it didn't get the run time and love it deserved. I hope Disney+ is helping it a little.
Haven't watched the movie due to the virus closing every cinema in the city
This is such a touching movie...
Yeah, touching crotches is TIGHT!
Pitch dude is into some weird stuff but draws the line at imagining centaur on elf action.
"Parents have no business being alive in an animated movie."
Brutal and true
Me thinks hes forgetting the Incredibles....
Even animated series can't escape this
In any movie where the parents aren’t the main character(s). So no, The Incredibles don’t count.
You really could’ve made a joke like “The Mom’s name is Laurel” “Oh her name’s Yanny, that’s cool”
Michael Richard I am a tired boomer
He already made that joke in another video too
@Michael Richard is a whiny 5 year old seeking attention
@@OirichEntertainment men in black pitch meeting
@@OirichEntertainment yeah like margaret said. The men in black pitch meeting at the 4 18 minute mark. Pretty much this exact joke.
I was afraid to watch this for the longest time cause I loved this movie and didn’t want to see it trash talked, but Ryan handled this so well! I loved this one! ❤️😂
Honestly it’s sad to see this movie on rent/buy. It’s super underrated and I think it deserves way more love. It’s in my top 10 Pixar movies, and considering that I’ve seen all of them, it’s high praise on my end.
Same! It made me cry and it was certainly superior to projects like “Soul” or “Wish.”
1:34 "I have some questions." Loved that line
Producer guy: Fake chests are TIGHT!
Me: Yes, sir, they are!
I'm so thankful for these pitch meeting videos
1:44 Running is super hard, very inconvenient.
“Pixar runs on tears.”
“Yeah”
“WE RUN ON TEARS!”
Edit: I deleted to thanks for the likes stuff because I feel annoyed when I read that so I don’t want other people to be annoyed by my comment.
Doggoperson626 I found this comment exactly when he says this in the video😂
Satan pixar runs on tears 😂
They have really become Monsters Inc lol
"Oh my god."
I found this once he said it
"She actually has a boyfriend that is a centaur."
"He's a centaur and she's like a human-sized elf?"
"That's right."
"... so I have some questions."
"Oh, please don't ask them."
Yes, those indeed are words from the video. Good job.
I have some sinful mental images right now
You quoted a part from the video. Congrats.
It is funny that some people are all up in arms about a cop mentioning her girlfriend, but have no problems with the pseudo-bestiality of that relationship (that even features a smooch).
@Saoirse O'Reilly as it should be in most fantasy settings humans must be on top of everything....everything
Wonderful rant! You are so good at these they seem very easy, barely a inconvenience, keep them coming!
I've started to say, "it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience," in sync.
Pixar: hey lets make a good movie
Disney: *what* no-
Pixar; makes no money though.
Disney: Phfew, crisis averted.
Pixar: Okay. we will make Onward instead.
The last like 6 Pixar films has made over a billion dollars
The last like 6 Pixar films has made over a billion dollars
Lol
As a older brother whose younger brother never got my enjoyment of fantasy, a father who loves my son above all else, and a son who lost his father a couple of years ago, this film hit me a few times. It has it's weak moments, but it definitely had an emotional impact for me.
The "we run on tears" part scared the ish outta me... like legit 💯🤦🏽♂️
"it's not an animated movie without something that isn't a dog acting like a dog"
SOOOOOO TRUUUUUUE!!!
And also it's mandatory to have a dance off toward the end of the movie
Ryan is single handedly saving screen rant!
This man is genius!
I haven't watch the movie yet but can't look away from a pitch meeting videos I think I'm addicted 😔
Same here
No need to be sad being being addicted to pitch meeting is tight
Why didn’t the brothers let the spell expire before using the new Phoenix Stone again? They would have had done a new spell with a full 24 hour time limit.
I guess it would be explained if the spell could only be done once per resurrected person. I’m not sure I explicitly heard that though.
"Pixar runs on tears".
I'm not going to lie I ugly cried at the end of this movie.
Can you do a pitch for
Kingsman: The Secret Service
Se7en
V for Vendetta
Memento
Terminator 2
Monsters Inc.
A quiet Place
300
Pulp Fiction
Kick-Ass
Saw
Megamind
The Collector
The Godfather
Batman (Tim Burton)
Despicable Me
Forrest Gump
Titanic
@Bent Wolf // Could you be more specific?
Bent Wolf maybe add Planet of the Apes
Already did Titanic
I can see despicable me being one
Bent Wolf fair enough
How about a pitch meeting on the "Pirates of the caribbean" franchise, or if they announce a new movie, that'll be a good time to make a video
I NEED MORE DAVY JONES!!
"I have some questions...."
"PLEASE don't ask them!"
"Oh, okay, I'll keep them to myself."
LMAO!
I gotta say, i discovered this series today and I love the "barely an inconvenience" peppering.
Me: *So u have a new episode of Pitch Meetings?*
Screen Rant: *Yes sir i do!*
Oh god i missed that..
Time for screen rant to get 250x their normal viewership
Why are these Pitch Meetings so perfect
Guinevere' sacrifice got my tears
I have to admit 4:50 made me stop breathing for a moment. It also took some seconds for me to get back to reality. XD
Disney: We better snatch him up fast before another animated movie takes him for that kind of role
Blue Sky Studios: casts Tom Holland in animated movie
Disney: oh, better buy that real quick
They do own Blue Sky Studios. It’s a subsidiary of 20th Century Fox Animation.
@@tompraeger ...yes, I know. That was the joke
Nicole oh... sorry nevermind
@@tompraeger lol it's ok
And it's gone
4:57 i was eating chips... i almost died... i regret nothing.
ok after binging like your whole channel I have decided what I need you to do are 3 movies
1. Bambi
2. Last action hero
3. mulholland drive
I understand you have a lot of requests but man would it make me happy to see you do 1 or all of these 3. Thank you for your work you a hilarious, keep it up.
"So I was thinking..."
"Nice"...LOL
"Quoted lines from the video"
Oh, quoting lines from the video is tight!
"expecting to get thousands of likes from using an unoriginal comment format"
@@levioneal4826 expecting to get thousands of likes from using an unoriginal comment format is tight!
Tuncs Alive369 yeah it’s super easy, barley an inconvenience!
These literally never ever fail to disappoint 🥰
That means they disappoint every time 😂
4:50 breaks me every time 😂👌
Please do these pitch meetings
Dark crystal
Diary of a wimpy kid movies
Jumanji the next level
The other two Lego movies ( batman and ninjago movies)
Angry birds movies
Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance is one of the best shows I've seen in my entire life.
Pichu He’s not talking about the show
Besides Lego Batman and jumanji, none of those choices you have were great movies at all,
@@garrettbrunner8425 the majority of the "pitch meetings" are for not so great films
@@garrettbrunner8425 and you think the lego batman movie is good?
When I first saw the trailer for this movie I thought I had no interest on seeing it .
After watching this pitch meeting video I am totally sure I will not see it , not even for free .
thank you guys . :)
My feelings exactly.
Concur
Watching a Pitch Meeting that makes us decide not to see the movie is TIGHT.
The movie is actually pretty good guys
The movie's phenomenal. Sure, the magic logic is flawed, but it's an animated family movie about two brothers growing up without a dad. It's sad and speaks to a demographic of viewers that haven't seen much representation before.
'So I was thinking' 'Nice'. One of the best lines I've ever heard.
I like how in Guardians of the Galaxy in the beginning where Star Lord ( I forgot his real name) was scared to say goodbye to his mom and in Onward it was kind of the same situation. Just a fun Easter Egg
Oh yeah
Bode Miller, I wonder if that was intentional.
There’s one thing these pitch meetings surely don’t need: cowbells.
I have no so many questions, and yet I have none
I’ve got a fevah...
Cesor:I got you man
beansdad70 and the only prescription is more cowbell
The mom got a centaur boyfriend hmm. Guess she wanted to really ride a stallion
Bonafide... Stallion... 🎵
I just watched this and it was pretty great.
I guess you could say for Officer Colt: running is super hard, a bare inconvenience.