Cocaine Bear Pitch Meeting
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With practically every big movie in theatres being a part of some massive cinematic universe or franchise, moviegoers have expressed a craving for new, original ideas to hit the big screen. Well their prayers have been answered, in the form of a big ol’ bear doing cocaine and attacking people.
Cocaine Bear definitely raises some questions. Like how did this movie get greenlit? Why are there so many intricate human plotlines in a movie about a bear doing cocaine? Why did the bear spare those kids? HOW WAS THIS MOVIE GREENLIT!
To answer all these questions, check out the pitch meeting that led to Cocaine Bear.
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I think between "Viagra dolphin", "give me the bear" and the interaction after "bearly an inconvenience" I laughed more at this than any previous pitch meeting.
Same! 😂
I hope he sells "Viagra Dolphin" before someone steals the concept.
Same!!!
He had some really moments in this one, I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything. No one needs a spit take on their phone.
@@thehermitman822 FYI male Dolphins arre known to rape their trainers and othe female dolphins, so thats why the joke hits so hard
"Every time he's on screen, he's going to cost you money."
".... So, tell me more about these human characters."
Just perfect.
Ah yes, the Godzilla Paradox.
Producer guy really had to think about it.
We know producer guy loves the Benjamins. More than making compelling cinema. And in other news water is still wet.
LOL
Looking at that CGI, I have a hard time believing it cost money.
“Where is the bear that does cocaine, show him to me” I can’t stop laughing!😂😂😂
"So the thing is the bear is CGI and it costs you money." - "So tell me more about that human characters." 🤭
I’m now convinced Ryan started this entire series and has meticulously waited 300 eps just for that bear pun
I really hoped the episode would end there, just awkward silence and nothing else.
The awkward silence while Producer glares and Writer waits for the reaction to his pun was just perfect.
You absolutely earned that bear pun after years of “Super easy, barely an inconvenience”. That was one of the best Pitch Meeting moments ever.
(EDIT) I gotta say, while I hate it when people gush over their comment getting hundreds or thousands of likes, I’m completely blown away by popular this comment has gotten. Thanks to everyone for liking it so much.
Yeah, but I kind of feel bad for all the people who were planning to pull "Bearly an inconvenience" out in the comment section. Because you know there were going to be at least a dozen of them.
@@Dadofer1970 Using that comment in the video before viewers could make that comment was tight. Wow, wow, wow................................................................................................wow.
I can't stop laughing that part.
It was all building up to this.
Agreed!
Love how the writer had probably the same reaction as everyone else when he found out this was actually gonna be a real movie, he could bearly believe it
Let's put a paws on puns, they're unbearable unless you want to cause pandamonium.
when i saw the trailer i was like hmm anther SNL thing then i watched the trailer and i was like nooo fing way this has room for greatness
@@solvseus oh, bear puns are tight!
he probably expected to be bearated by his subearvisor
I'm not trying to goat any one on with these bearly consealed animal puns, but I think I speak for walrus when I say I'm hare for it.
SO TRUE! You perfectly captured the reason why the bear isn’t really in it. “That’s going to cost you money!” “So, tell me more about these humans.” 😂😂😂
It was same reason why there weren't enough dragons and wolves in GOT
Or sharks in Jaws
As I recall, there was a similar situation with the tank in the movie Tank.
Not a lot of tank, because it turns out tanks are expensive, and breaking things with a tank is also expensive.
Ah, the days of rental VHS tapes when you couldn't just go "this sucks" and stream something else.
I don't miss 'em, to be honest.
Yeah, it’s barely in it
@@davidbradley3227*bearly
Significant portions of this film were filmed in the Republic of Ireland. I know this because, one day while visiting a place called powerscourt waterfall in county wicklow, we saw a film crew and a fake ranger station and a big sign saying "Georgia State Park". I strolled over to one of the crew and asked him what was being made, and he said "a film called Cocaine Bear", and I seriously thought he was joking. Then I figured that was just a working title that would get changed before release.
In case you were wondering, they were filming the bit where the ambulance pulls up to the ranger station
Thanks! I'm from the US. While watching it I was thinking, "that doesn't look like Georgia". Now it makes sense.
Ryan's dedication to create a catch phrase used in 300 episodes for this one gag is beyond impressive.
Actually it’s super easy barely an inconvenience.
@@kevinhallman4791 Oh, really?
@@jarlhenrikyeah you see there was bound to one day be a movie with bear in the title so it was really just a matter of time
Yep, you have to picture him right around the 100th, maybe the 150th time of repeating the same catchphrase he might have thought about giving up. But no, he persevered and gave us this glorious pun. Ryan is a legend!
@@jarlhenrik yeah,yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah it’s tight.
Absolutely love that the Scriptwriter Guy was so giddy with excitement at the BEAR-LY AN INCONVENIENCE joke and the Producer Guy was so ashamed to admit that it was a really good pun
Love these videos
Laugh out loud funny to me!!!
I'm so dense that that one went right over my head.
What? It WAS really good!
I wish I had a video of the moment Ryan wrote that joke....
It was TIGHT.
The first minute of that episode is among the best I've seen from this show. The viagra dolphin, the dead real bear, the marijuana bear, all perfect jokes, back to back, just... so good, man, so good!
I can’t wait for viagra dolphin
"Listen buddy.... I got to say... More movies should start exactly that way."
The Viagra Dolphin concept is legitimately disturbing.
@@jaymethodus3421"Based on a true, true story" cumming to a theater near you!
And then the too many humans bit right after that, non stop jokes
that "bearly an inconvenience" was super obvious, but you made it work with producer guy's reaction, that's why you're one of the best at running jokes
"So, there's this mom, Sari"
"No problem..."
That made me laugh a little too much
I took like two seconds to realize the joke...so good
@@thechapLen Hahah yeah
wait what's the joke??
@@rerorine say it fast and it sounds like sorry
@@rerorine What he said ^
"Sorry." "No problem."
"He's a pediatrician..." "I'm hearing way too much stuff about people in a movie called Cocaine Bear!" This pitch meeting was insanely good! 🤣😂
Can we, can we, can we bring the bear in here.
@@beesmitty3435 Show me the bear.
'where is the bear that does cocaine? show it to me!'
That was literally what I was thinking when watching the first half of the movie
"Where's the bear that does cocaine?" Was exaggerated so well it makes me laugh every time I re-watch this episode !!!
This has to be one of your best episode to date. That "bearly an inconvenience" sequence was a thing of beauty. Never change Ryan!
I thought I wasn't going to laugh but then I actually slapped my leg laughing!
"That was really good!"
It's like the whole series has been building up to this video. Might as well all it a day now we've peaked.
@@MightyEmperor No, better to come.
Agreed. I have seen and enjoyed a lot of these and this one was a step up.
"Where's the bear that does cocaine? Show him to me..." awesome line, delivered so perfectly!!
Imagining a short, sad movie about a bear doing coke and dying in the woods afterwards has me cracked up
Its even darker the poor the cubs.
I can say with confidence that this is my favorite Pitch Meeting ❤
_"GIVE ME THE BEAR"_
(Also, Screenwriter Guy's pure and joyous pride in his bear pun is just delightful!)
He is so cute when being all happy about it ☺☺
The extraordinary pause, reaction, and statement after "BEARLY an inconvenience" is absolutely earned.
Well done.
For some reason my left ear started ringing after that joke from laughing
I had to pause and just laugh out loud for awhile
It's like a 5 years of a setup with brick-heavy hitting punchline.
wow wow wow...wow
Bears are known for their extraordinary PAWS....
"Ahuhhh, where's the bear that dooes cocaine, show him to me" was easily the line that broke me and I just spent the rest of this laughing so hard it hurt.
When he heard it costs money cause CGI and said show me the people. That took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same!
So funny
I was dying. That is great.
i literally died at that part
As a punman myself, my neck craned skyward at 'BEAR-ly an inconvenience' as I thought about my entire life and why I am what I am for what felt like ages, and I snapped back in perfect sync with Ryan, because yes, that was really good
Unless your neck is extendable, it absolutely did not crane skyward
@@as3609Crane; stretch out one's body or neck in order to see something.
Skyward; toward the sky.
You damn fool. Of course that's what it means. How have you made it through your life without falling into a hole or getting squashed? I hope it happens soon.
@@as3609did it *ostrich* skywards?
seriously outdone yourself, this is one of my favorite of all time. the 'barely an inconvenience' was always typically my favorite line, but that catch line really that paid off lol
“Hey wheres…the bear?” It’s is so incredible to me how these simply don’t get old. I’m not sure how you do it Ryan, it’s been years and is still instantly click any time you post. Pitch meeting are the best!
Once Screenwriter Guy brings up how much MONEY 🤑 💰 the CGI 🐻 will cost, then Producer Guy suggests hearing more about the human characters. 🤣
Well it's mostly thanks to this movies getting made that give him the material to work with
Ryan: how do I make sure these pitch meetings never get old? Well, let me tell ya! It’s super easy, bearly an inconvenience!
@@danavixen6274 Emojis are a plague.
Funny thing is, it's accurate to the movie. Watching writer guy go at length about the human characters sums up the amount of screentime the bear has in the movie. All the bear stuff is gold but whenever the movie pulls away from him too long it drags like a MF.
Laughed uncontrollably out loud at the moment he didn't hesitate to blurt "Viagra dolphin". Epic.
Definitely some previous experience there. Whether it be from a nightmare or in the flesh, idk...
He’s not wrong though
...could someone explain to me why that's more deadly than a cocaine bear..? Idk about the dolphin reproductive process lol
@@ghosttheripper8656 dolphins are known to r*pe people outright
@@ghosttheripper8656 Not more deadly but more terrifying. And why....Consider your innocent heart warned....Just search for casusal Geografic and Dolphins. His videos are great. any about dolphins should be ...telling.
That "show me the bear!" gag never gets old. Ryan is a rare talent.
4:33 that pun was soooo obvious😂😂😂😂. But I didn't see it coming😂😂😂😂😂😂
As someone who has watched every single pitch meeting a *bear* minimum of 5 times, I can confidently say that this was one of the best ones.
I see what you did there 🤣
@@dogface701 Haha comment of the day hands down 🤣
i hate you take my thumbs up
Urso bad at puns
I see what u did bear
I love it when Ryan obtains actual footage of the real meeting, then shares it with us
Lol
@Leonardo Martinez Super easy....bbbbb....no, I can't do it
@Leonardo Martinez it's super easy. Bear-ly an inconvenience.
@@leonardomartinez6997 he pays well to be well informed 😉
I had to come back and watch this again. I've seen this a dozen times. Though there no such thing as a bad Pitch Meeting, this one is my favorite! Loving the part about "Anytime we show the bear, that's CGI, so that's going to cost you money." "So tell me more about these human characters." ROFL.
Would just like to point out how excellent the acting is for 0:25 - 0:29. The cutoff, hesitation, and then slow change of expression as he considers it and finds it to be horrifying. 🤣
Definitely one of the best Pitch Meetings in a while! The Viagra Dolphin being immensely more terrifying than cocaine bear is so imaginative that I still laugh about it whenever I think of it. Coupled with the long awkward pause after BEARly an inconvenience and producer guy begging for more cocaine bear had me laughing throughout. Good job Ryan, thank you!
Oh Animal puns are tight!!!
I was going to write a post, but you literally said everything I was going to say lol. This pitch meeting was brilliant!
Underrated comment
@@thepubknight6144 hell ya, ya gotta grab the bear by the balls.
Why would viagra dolphin be scary?
“There’s a mom named sorry” “no problem” 😂😂😂 love that subtle joke
I didn't even catch it! Thank you for pointing this out.
I also missed it lol
:O clean miss on that one
It's funnier since he didn't point it out!
This was my favorite part, laughed so hard at "no problem".
I feel this is the most accurate pitch meeting you've ever done.
It was super easy BEAR-LY an inconvenience
I don't know what is more upsetting.. the fact that Ryan went for the bear pun, or the fact that I didn't see it coming.
Amazed at how Ryan can still do new things with Pitch Meetings. The twists and deviations from previous Pitch Meetings are innovative.
And tight.
You should watch Archer, that's pretty much the show's sense of humor, introduce a joke and then build on it until they retire it with a bang.
@@MrSottho Phrasing
It’s actually pretty easy, barely an inconvenience…
I have to say it. Doing new things is BEARELY an inconvenience.
The "... _bearly_ an inconvenience" line by itself was worth the price of admission! Let's see you top that one, Ryan.😀
Absolutely perfect. I want to see one of these for Blood and Honeu
The silence after had me coughing up my bong rip
I hate / love you so much .
I couldn’t stop laugh/coughing for almost 5 min
Keep up the great work
Pregnant Paws
I literally only came here for the “bearly an inconvenience” pun
"Bear-ly an inconvenience" is the second funniest moment in pitch meeting history. The first is the face screen writer guy makes right after it.
It is o n par with the buzz lightyear paradox reveal which actually made the pitch guy come to his senses and wanted to cancel the script 😂😂
That "Where's the bear?" joke went on for what would normally be wayyy too long but Ryan is awesome so it was fantastic and I'm still laughing!
I think it works at the length it is because the growing annoyance in punctuated with moments he's absolutely befuddled instead.
That's me watching syfy film and it focuses way much on the people
yeah i laughed really hard all along ''GIVE ME THE BEAAAR!
I think the joke going on wayyy too long is kind of the point, too - since the movie goes on wayyy too long before the bear is in it...
It went on exactly as long as it needed to because that's precisely how it felt waiting for the bear to show up again.
The "Cost You Money" changing the Producers mind so quickly on human characters is perfect in character lol
Wow! You got the joke!
@@youtubegarbage7876 you don't know that
As much as I love these pitch meetings, I want Ryan to get into writing screenplays for comedies. I don't want him to miss his calling.
Screenwriter's face while awaiting Producer Guy's reaction to his pun absolutely KILLS ME. I'm dead.
I would’ve loved be there when the actual pitch meeting for the movie took place. Just imagine the studio guy’s faces while listening to the idea.
Well getting pitched ideas while being on cocaine is pretty tight so I guess that meeting was fun for at least 2 people in that room
Edit: someone told me of course
@@rhabeldibabeldi6812
My thoughts exactly.
There was certainly cocaine involved...
it was probably numb tho
I don't think the studio guys even got to the pitch meeting. All they needed was the title.
That long patch of silence after he made the bearly an inconvenience joke had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe 😂
me too. this guy always delivers.
the other patch at the end was pretty good as well... until the last second I thought something was going to happen but no, he kept his promise.
@@PierreJeanPierre Twice as tight.
That was maybe the funniest Pitch Meeting EVER! That dolphin-joke killed me!
I don't get it. Why is that joke funny? It's creepy, but hardly scary.
@@michaelsong5555You probably know by now, but dolphins are nature’s most notorious rapists. Plus Viagra. Doomsday
2:38 when he loses patience and elevates his intensity and exaggeration 😅😂 are the little things I love
Ryan is such a committed actor. Even though he was on break, he still let the crew film his break for a significant amount of time.
Sometimes you have to bear with these things...
@@mr.ultrafino6891 that pun was unbearable dude...
"bring that bear here for a minute" gets me every time🤣
"gets you every time" that you watch this? This on your replay list or something? Those comments don't make any sense for one-off jokes in a video.
@@StealthyDead you must be fun to be around 😃
@@StealthyDead You never rewatch Pitch Meetings? Pfft fake fan
@@as3609for real. They dont get old. 😂
@@StealthyDead Sir I hope you realise that everyone here rewatches pitch meeting. It both exists episodically and as an overarching continuity, and only by rewatching do you get the true joy from the art and the artist.
Bear-ly an inconvenience was too good to pass up but the reaction from the Producer Guy had me rolling.
For some reason, I've been watching this pitch meeting twice or thrice a day. It's become like my daily fix. I can't go without it
Especially the line "Where's the Bear That Does Cocaine????"
“Where’s the bear that does cocaine?? Insanely hilarious delivery by Ryan here 😆
I love how Ryan having two versions of himself allows for himself to take the time to appreciate the AMAZING pun he made.
Personal pun appreciation is tight.
"AMAZING" pun? You're easily amused at easy puns.
@@generalyellor8188 easy puns? more like super easy, bearly an inconvenience puns!
They are twins, dummy.
Looks like bear puns can be POLARizing.
Love this channel. You've put a lot of work into this. I suggest doing a pitch meeting on the Lethal Weapon movie(s). That would be hilarious.
Viagra Dolphin is the movie we all need for 2024.
Far more terrifying than Cocaine Bear, Jaws & The Meg rolled all together. 😂
Ryan, your timing really is impeccable. I can't remember who said it, but a famous comedian relayed a story where he had an older comedian tell him, "You do something funny and keep doing it until it isn't funny anymore, then keep doing until it's funny again." You nailed that with the pause after the pun. And then tossing in the exact opposite line that we were expecting was just 🤌. Keep 'em coming, man
Yeah, the writing is great.
The execution is incredible. Comedic timing makes or breaks comedy and he is a god.
Taika Waititi when commenting on the writing of Thor Ragnarok. Not sure if he got the saying from somewhere even earlier.
@@zunaidparker Taika really ran that idea into the ground with Love and Thunder though...
Sounds like something Daniel Tosh said.
@@SovreignHost definitely not Tosh. Think more old-school comedy legend type.
How could I be so stupid to not foresee the "bearly an inconvenience" ?? Had me laugh out so loud my cats came to check on me from another room
Posting to share in the appreciation if the bear pun. That had me laughing, but I literally applauded the long pause, big smile, long pause, " yeah that was good" part.
The eye blinks at the CGI costs of the bear pays off the "where's the bear" bit beautifully, and the "every movie should start that way" was also great.
Just fantastic work sir.
Oh my god he said beariously instead of seriously at 0:37
Theres bear puns are EVERYBEAR
No he didn’t
@@amateurvacuum5 months later after reading this comment and idk how to responed except to say your wrong
@@hamchurger4566 no u
I love that pitcher Ryan is just constantly just talking about the lives of the human characters as if he’s gossiping XD
I love how producer guy has pretty much the same reaction everyone would when they were setting up the other characters, just very impatiently asking for the bear
Years of Pitch Meetings and establishing the Super-Easy recurring line have all let up to this bear pun. Sheer perfection.
the long pause after the "bearly" joke then saying "that was really good got me real good
“I’m hearing way too much stuff about people in a movie called ‘Cocaine Bear’!” My thoughts exactly when watching “Snakes on a Plane” as well.
Did we ever get a pitch meeting or honest trailer for SOAP?
Ok we need to get a three way crossover between Cocaine Bear, Sharknado and Snakes on a Plane. It should be titled "Cocaine Bear gets caught in a Sharknado while Snakes fall from a plane on top of them".
@@leephillips4402 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 longest title ever
@@seyioyetade it's sequel will be a Crossover with The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.
"Enough is enough! I have HAD it with these monkey-fightin' snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!" -- best redub EVER.
I love every pitch meeting, but this one had me laughing start to finish. "But where is the bear"
The bear only appaer on 1/4 on movie
Ironicly
And it mean so less
Wow
You are such a genius. More laughs per minute than any other channel. And extremely consistent.
This Pitch Meeting landed more jokes than the entire movie.
No word of a lie: the very first moment I found out about the existence of COCAINE BEAR (and with it, its premise), I was giddy with excitement at the hope that it would one day show up in a Pitch Meeting. And you have exceeded my wildest expectations. This was FANTASTIC.
My thoughts exactly!
Jesus Revolution should get a pitch meeting too.
His disappointment on the line "It is going to be super easy. BEARLY an inconvenience" is class.🤣🤣🤣
Literally felt my soul leave my body. 💀
Try fight
That’s Tight!
"Where's the Bear that does Cocaine? Show him to me!" 😅😂😂
The catch phrase pause was A MASTERPIECE!
Knowing the stupid pun of "BEARLY an inconvenience" was going to happen as soon as I saw what movie was going to be pitched and you still got a laugh out of me from, "..........................that was really good". Thank you so much for sharing your comedy to us all. Love it.
For the one person who thought "barely an inconvenience" was getting old, they should know that this one video extended its life by a thousand years.
Quick trivia question, do you know which pitch meeting he forgot to include it in, and came back in an after-credits scene to add it in?
@@harryosborne8215 lol which one
@@harryosborne8215 I believe it was the WW one right? Good trivia! And love how he added it in at the end during post.
Wowowow… Wow
@@itsatrap1017 yeah yeah yeah
"So this is going to be a movie...?"
That can be said about SO many movies out there.
You just get better and better at making these!
“Character actress Margo Martindale” I love the Bojack reference so much, you guys should do a Bojack Horseman pitch meeting!
hell yeah someone else got it!
When I was watching, I thought "she sounds familiar." Once he said character actress, I was like that's who!
I'm just glad to see Hollywood is willing to hire a hardened ex-con like character actress Margo Martindale.
When you’re more excited about the pitch meeting than the movie itself… life’s odd sometimes
Nah, just means you have standards. Much better to spend an enjoyable 5 minutes or so on a funny video instead of wasting a couple hours on an extremely bad movie! Plus, of course, nothing says you CAN'T see the movie afterward. I mean, just cause I don't think I have done it doesn't mean it isn't possible...or so I think.
The movie was alot of fun though. Watch it with friends who are willing to get on a ridiculous ride. It's so over-the-top.
"life’s odd sometimes"
reminds me of a stellar Pitch Meeting line: "volcanoes are hot sometimes"
Sensible, but yes, odd…
@@DerDuke 😂😂😂
I feel like "bearly easy..." was years in the making
I think Ryan was waiting a long time for that "barely an inconvenience" pun.
The part asking for the bear to come back in is one of the funniest segments you've had in a pitch meeting 😂😂😂
This whole pitch meeting was really on point, loved it.
2:22 Was basically my reaction in the theater whenever the bear wasn’t on screen.
2:21
"Where's the bear that does cocaine? Show it to me!"
What a delivery 2:22
Me: is it difficult to binge Pitch Meeting???
Pitch meeting: Actually, it's very easy. Barely an inconvenience 😊
Actually, it’s gonna be super easy, BEAR-ly an inconvenience! 😂
You were just waiting for SUCH an opportunity, Ryan! 🤣
He has been waiting three years for a bear-centric movie so he could make this joke.
That's pure gold
With things like viagra dolphin i always like to imagine Ryan doing like 20 takes trying to find the perfect length for his awkward silences
Or just using the magic of editing lol
I choked so hard laughing at "Viagra dolphin".
Ryan probably had to do a few takes just because of him giggling.
@@tonyk8653 also based on a true story, look up nasas dolphin experimentation.
@@deadprivacyoh gawd that stuff was messed up. 😮
This is one of the best pitch meetings yet keep it up
Just watched this last night and I'm glad this pitch meeting prepared me for it.
This is one of Ryan's all time best pitch meetings, it had me laughing out loud at every joke!
My brain glitched, and I misread "out loud at every joke" as "out loud of every hole". For a second I was *very* confused. Lol
Same!
Him wanting the bear had me dying
"He grows in power by the night..." he truly is becoming a master of his craft.
"Super easy. Bearly an inconvenience". I loved that paws.
Yeah, that does sound like too much relationship drama and not enough bear on a rampage.
The background noise you can hear after the long silence was golden.
This is one of the best Pitch Meetings yet. The few jokes that just... lingered, had me dying.
Laughed out loud when the writer guy said the bear is cgi so the more they show him the more money it win cost.
Producer guy reaction was hilarious
I can just picture Ryan giggling maniacally at the prospect of "BEARLY an inconvenience."
When you're more excited for a screen pitch to come out than you are to actually watch the movie
You put a lot of yourself into this one Mr. George. Liked it a lot.
Ryan's been setting up that pun for 10 years. very well played, sir.
You can see Ryan really feel his career reaching a new level after “bear-ly an inconvenience”
Also do the final destination movies please…
Loved the awkward long pause on bear-ly an inconvenience 😂
Huge paws
I just realised I'd never watched this pitch meeting. I took my kids (teens) to the movie for my sons birthday... didn't want to spoil it. So I'm really glad this came back up in my feed. Thanks Ryan, love your work... especially If 2020 gave us Zombies.