MIDDLE EAST BE LIKE
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- čas přidán 31. 08. 2023
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Mashallah can we get Middle East Be Like 2??
damn you really want me to never step on any of this countries ever
@@AportuGeese WHY THE FRICK DIDNT U ADD THE UAE
@AportuGeese What I'd that Russian song you used called? I need it
@@matthewyoung300Its called serve russia
@@loai9689he did 0:11
Military game developers trying not to set their games on syria or iraq: (they cant)
Remember the SOCOM games on ps2? Those were great, tactical "sandy" experiences hahah
I mean they’ve got Ukraine now, so……
Arma 3?
@@danielnoahalie9186 The base game of Arma 3 is set in the Mediterranean.
They've had Ukraine since 2014 when Russia first invaded :/ @@Racidbuttcheeks6969
Sweden being mentioned is strange yet so real at the same time.
Only gays say that sweden is a middle eastern
Realistic
Sweden can into both Nordic and the Middle East.
LOL, I wouldnt say Russia is the only Reason Iran has an economy, you forgot China my friend
AKA the East
@@JimmyM1975 Japan, SK, Taiwan, Philippines: *Am I a joke to you?*
@@scientificnameofpigs
It's a FAR East and South Asia, my friend. In what God-forsaken place did you study? Or did you study at all?
@@-KurbZik the countries I mentioned are some American allies in the East. The Far East is... a part of the East. Also none of them are South Asian. The statement is incorrect because the Eastern countries I mentioned don't support Iran. Also did you like your own comment?
@scientificnameofpigs
. . . No?
I dunno, I'm too lazy for smth like that.
South Asian is sometimes called Island Countrys at Asian, like the Philippines, Indonesia, Malaysia, and others.
That what I meen.
I lost it when the kingdom of Jerusalem popped up XDDDDD
Imagine killing your constitutional monarchy that was actually trying to modernise your country and replacing it with almost 70 years of useless dictatorships that ruined your nation. (thats an iraqi L moment right there)
But then you forget the Iraqi Monarchy were British puppets.
@@nickpratis9837 saying that the hashmite kingdom of iraq was a British puppet is a little bit of an exaggeration the only presence they had in iraq was in the form of an oil company that they both co-owned
They were great if you ignore Feudalism, smuggling historic artifacts to Britain and literally being British puppets.
Afghanistan Too
Iran too
Turkish Habibi
-Wait ... hold on why did I do that?!
cause i feel like it
NOOOO *becomes arab*
TURKS NOT ARAB
@@Ayhanbaran467 Elbette değil ,video içindeki şakaya ithafen yazdım yorumu
@@muratyldz-ve3yr O güzel ben anlamadım şakayı, herşeyi ciddiye alıyorum
Peak Saudi comedy:
personal freedoms ☕️
Turkish Habibi
Wdym?
as a saudi arabian, this is indeed peak humor of our country
What the flip is personal freedoms
2:39 BASED
New Crusade when??
facts
Based on liberal nonsense.
Kingdom of Jérusalem ? I only know barbarians killing everyone and taking that warm place to live in levant instead of the starving europe 😂
I only know salahudin
@@abderahmandj3845_muslim What? Any Islamic country? Lmao looser
2:04 As an Iranian i have to say : wtf is economy!!!!!!!!
Arre
money
1:07 Sweden? Did you mean Swedistan?
coming from a turk
@@ugo7395 he's from the Syrian colony of Turkey
no im not even turkish but it would upset everyone and it would just be shelled to death by everyone@@sage6211
@@sage6211yes lol it is funny
@sage6211 MashAllah Sweden will be muslim country 😊
"I only know kingdom of Jerusalem" I like that one
2:39 man of culture
Oman is so peaceful we barely know the country even exist.
The Lebanon one is so accurate LOL
Masterpiece
0:06 WE ARE *_COMING_* EVERYWHERE 😈🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲
That last part is incredibly embarrassing because of how true it is
what a timing for such a video lol
2:01 correction, add china too.
2:44 true, its time to proclame a new crusade
And It's Time For Us To Win Another 😉 🇵🇸
@@MohabWali08I'm sorry but in a logical standpoint, if another crusade happened then the Middle East is absolutely done.
@@leonidasimperialis3513
If Based On the western youths right now no because they would not fight they will say in mid battle
I feel that im a fridge
@@MohabWali08 I agree with this sentiment but I'm referring to modern day rn. Yeah most Gen Zs probably never seen a real gun let alone know how to shoot 1 without blowing their arm off.
@@MohabWali08 haven't won any
2:27 I felt that when Senator Armstrong showed up. 2:42 I think I like this more though.
these are all so good
2:44 literally my reaction the whole time to the conflict
As a Russian I laugh so hard from Syria and Iran slander
Fellow Irani people, take some Cola for us on import, thanks
Ok we will. 👌
@@khaledmoslehi1314спасибо, бро
As an iranian , you can change russia to china holding our economy 😂
All in BRICS
WE MAKIN IT BACK WITH THE SLAB WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬😊
We need an episode for north Africa or Africa in general ✊✊✊
As a kurdish I can confirm this is true
Kurdistan doesn't exist
Evet öyle
Based and kingdom of Jerusalem pilled ✝️☦️🙏
iam then saladin
we are coming for europe
no kingdom of jerusalem
@@MUSLIM.BOSS69 Kid named king Baldwin 💀💪⚔️✝️☦️
@@MUSLIM.BOSS69 Bro thinks he is going through a villain arc because his mom didn’t make him chicken biryani 💀
@@TEAMALEX11 bcoz you mom never came back when she go out for buying milk
hah
@@MUSLIM.BOSS69 Sounds like a projection 😂
HAIL CHRIST, we're going to retake our holy land!
This guy gets it👍
I love my crazy region
As someone from Eastern Thracia I have more Middle Eastern pride than Balkan pride
Giv back Constantinople you arabs
@@laslov7812 [Content Deleted]
Why did this get no likes
@@laslov7812Don't talk half a word you Greek everybody knows that Greece is a shadow of its former self
@@laslov7812If you didn't confuse the Turks with Arabs, maybe
@@ashnhergirl Most intelligent kebab trying to get a taunt:
Turkish Habibi, meu portuga favorito ❤️
It was a Turkish Habibi moment, indeed
In Bulgarian, the expression "Turkish habibi" has a very specific sense :)
What is it lol
?????
Isn't habibi translates to my dear in arabic?
Why is it used for the turkish language?
@@mohammed44_ it is not used basically. or turkish people use it to mock arabs.
@@galeinnight
Wait what?
Those guys are weird, They think they are mocking us when they are using our language, but thats looks more like praising than mocking.
Anyways, I could've been a bit rude and told them that at least we have our own writing script, which their ottoman empire has used for writing ;)
And now they are using the latin writing script, which came from the west.
Those guys are missed up, one day they use arabic script one day use latin script, wait a few more years and they will use another one!
Hope if a turkish guy saw this comment not to take it seriously :P
FOR CONSTANTINOPLE? ST-SOPHIE CATHEDRAL AND BAUDOUIN 4
(go quick jews and slims, we are exhausted by the wait for our Kingdom Come)
As usual, dropping some hard truths
can you list the music used in this? Some I want to listen to.
Ironically The gulf economy is diversified already, only 30% of UAE economy is based on oil
Still good video
Qatar and especially Saudi Arabia still need to diversify their economies though, the oil is gonna run out
@@scientificnameofpigssee y do u guys always take about thing uk nothing about Qatar doenst depends on oil
I’m a Kuwaiti and i find this funny
02:13 Metal Gear meme with Metal Gear soundtrack, loved it.
christians talking about israel: 😍
israelis talking about christians: ☠️
bro have you ever even been to israel
Dont compare us with the orthodoxs, they are only 15% and we also hate them.
They are stealing billions from us to live on our account, they spread hate all across israel, they call us enemies and they want to force us to become orthodoxs like them and if not, quote "bullet to the head" they are not working at all and they want to destroy our democracy by weakening our supreme court.
We will also probably soon go to a civil war with them because they asked for it.
Also they are not really believing on god, they are a big cult. That's is
Bro never has been in Israel
Christians have the same rights as jews, Muslims, druze, and many more
@@norwegian_noisemaker6737 you mean palestine?
as a Kuwaiti I can confirm we somehow clean the ocean
masterpiece
Me: I am just in the lobby waiting for Yudeah to make a comeback...
0:31 best part
as a turkish habib i confirm
*turkish habibi*
BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN
Turkish Habibi, masterpiece of a video!
can confirm that's how we make our money
PERFECT.
These are some top-notch memes
this aged well. and it's been only 2 months
The last part was brilliant
Kingdom of Jerusalem TIME!!!
Great video. Cold you do Scandinavia slander
Ummm, Azerbaijan is in Caucasus, not Middle East.
🤓
The countries of the South Caucasus - Armenia, Azerbaijan, and Georgia - are occasionally included in definitions of the Middle East.
Azerbaijan is iranian
@@cyrusthegreat7030 go save your country from corruption and mullah regime poorsian
@@sbd03go save your country from becoming Syrian and Erdogan a sultan turkpoor
Turkish Habibi, this one was funny too.
Americans: wtf is a kilometer
Iranians: wtf is economy?
1:05 as an kurdish those guys dont want us independent
we have oil
🇺🇸 : 👀
2:02 didn't know we still had economy
One word my brathar, OIL!
@@sadrakeyhany7477nah bro even with oil and gas we still dont have economy
@@WoW-wb4lf that's impressive, just not in a good way 😅
Turkish habibi ( 1:40 is literally me fr )
Finally alhamdulillah he come with middle East be like
Turkish Habibi so relatable 😮
0:59
Velvet Room
as a Kurd i can say that i talk about our independence in those country’s i get lot of agreement not
Turkish Habibi! Excellent my friend
We should get the holy land once and for all boy!
Deus Vult! Deus Vult! Deus Vult!
THE BEST OPTION IS THE KINGDOM OF JERSUSALEM ✊
Who will control?.....Ah shit here we go again
Turkish Habibi
YEAH !! Where are the crusaders when you actually need them.
the jordanian part got me bad lmaoo
At first I thought I was sensing a jingoist political bias, but I’m starting to think you just enjoy chaos 😂
im what you may call a internet interloper
Who doesnt enjoy some chaos here and there.
No, he is just average "save the western civilization" worshipper
@@Yourlocal501trooper. Spice of life.
We need a "Latin America Be Like" video
Turkish Habibi. Amazing video bro
1:11 This aged well like a vine
As a Syrian I can say uncle putin loves anime girls (means the Syrian gas in the sea)
2:46 literally me
While I tried to watch this video I got an ad... it was an airplane crash simulator and it showed an airplane crash in a tower....
FOR JERUSALAM✝✝✝ DEUS VOLT!!!!!
Bro you did this turkish scene like we are really arabs and we lying about it. But first "Turk" word in the history were on a carved stone in modern Mongol area. I think you knew all this but if you dont, search about "Gokturks"
💀what is bro talkin
@@naczosy5510 I'm trying to say that we not buried our girls alive because of their gender, you little funny teen :D
Mashallah, Turkish Habibi, caralho!
Turkish Habibi, what's the music used in this video?
What's the song for the russian part?
türkiyenin ne zaman orta doğu coğrafyasında olmadığını öğreneceksiniz aw
ortadoguda aq aglama
@@noir1923 hııığğğ ölemi
Sir we are not middle easterners sir yes sir we is secular love Ataturk hate otoman sir no islam no arab sir we are european sir
1:07 don't forget Germanistan and Francistan
There are no Kurds in France
I dont think the point is that there are many muslims in general in Sweden, but that the kurdish diasphora is large (and a lot of them are politically active). Thats part of the conflict between Erdogan and Sweden.
There are more or as many muslims in UK, France, Belgium, Germany and some other countries. But other groups.
@@Dark0_004 are you sure?
@@sbd03 There are Arabs in France (like me), but almost no Kurds
There are even more Turks than Kurds
@@Dark0_004 kurds were burned Paris because of 3 kurds were killed in Paris.
Jordanian mountains:🗿
what is the music in the kingdom of jerusalems meme?
as a Lebanese i found this funny, respect 👏🗿
2:32 song ?
It has to be this way - Metal Gear Rising
The U.S. military equipment left in Afghanistan was given to the Afghan Army, and then left with the later when the US turned over the area of operations to the Afghani Army. The US was in full withdrawal mode, as planned for after the Afghans took over the military duties, when the Taliban swept across the country. The Afghani Army folded and abandoned their infrastructure, including the U.S. military vehicles that were given to them by the U.S.
This is not that different from what happened in Vietnam, after South Vietnam fell and the U.S. military equipment they were using ended up in North Vietnamese hands, or when ISIS got their hands on U.S. military vehicles/equipment after they swept across parts of Iraq. If Ukraine were to lose, and the Russians took over all of Ukraine, they similarly would have U.S. military vehicles/equipment in their hands. In fact, they managed to get their hands on US supplied military vehicles when they took over Crimea.
We're already replacing the technologies behind what went into the vehicles we provided to the Iraqis and Afghanis, and similar technology is available for civilian use... I've seen police versions of these military vehicles. These vehicles require a lot of maintenance, are expensive to maintain, and increasingly become useless if they are not used and maintained. Pictures that the Taliban have shown of motor pooled military equipment shows that the Taliban is not using these vehicles as much and understandably so... They don't have the money to keep these vehicles in use, so they use them for photo op purposes. These challenges go up when it comes to the Blackhawk... There was an article of the Taliban trying to fly a Blackhawk, just to have it crash and kill everyone onboard.
"plaing" Bruh moment!
2:01 as an iranian.. you should have shown china.
По факту это всё страны BRICS
Ninth crusade now.
Mashalla akhi can we get north africa now..
1)Azerbaijan is not in Middle East
2)Turkiye and Israel are the only countries in the Middle East to not be Arab
Israel is mostly Arabic 50.2 percentage of the Jews are arabs
In fact, Turkey and Iran are the two countries that are not Arab, but Israel is of the same race as us, because the Arabs are Hebrews and the Hebrews are Arabs (Arabic = Hebrew). The matter is a little complicated, but our names are different because of historical events that happened to us. We are both descendants of Abraham. We are the Ishmaelites Arabs of descendants Ishmael son of Abraham, and the Jews are descendants of Isaac, son of Abraham, but what happened is that our father Abraham sent our father Ishmael to the desert, while Isaac, the father of the Jews, remained in the Levant. After much time had passed, the Jews established the Kingdom of Israel (Israel, son of Isaac), and we, the Ishmaelites, established the Kingdom of Kedar in the desert (Kedar, son of Ishmael).
As for why we are called Arabs and they are called Jews, the matter is more complicated and requires a lot of writing😂😂😂😂
@@user-iv4bq1oc9zMy friend, what are you saying? We are literally of the same race. All that matters is that our names are different.100% of the Israelis are of the same race as us. It does not matter where you come from. there are 5 million Arabs in Europe, does this mean that they are no longer Ishmaelites or what? Of course they are Ishmaelites
Iran also not arab
As a blonde and blue eyed Turkish person, i can safely confirm that I'm not Arab (stop thinking that we are Arabs, on the contrary we were rivals for centuries)
70% of those who refer to themselves as arab are not. The true and only Arabs that exist are golf people.
i mean there are blonde and blue eyed arabs too (especially in lebanon)
@@profexor1551 but there is no with fair skin
@@profexor1551because they have a french roots
As a Turk i can confirm that but unfortunately im not blonde or blue eyed xd
I like how in the meme about Iraq there is footage from War Thunder:)
"Turkish Habibi"
1:33 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂