Ngl, I love my Turkey folks, but that one is hella truth. I have met so many turks online who live in Germany that brag about how it is amazing to live in Turkey, yet they don't live in Turkey.
Most of the people living in Turkey do not like Erdoğan and know how bad the economy is, Turks in Germany also know it, but the fact that Turkey's economy is bad is beneficial to them. They can buy a few houses a year with the foreign currency they earn in Europe.
Because as long as Erdoğan stays as President they gonna be fine Euro keep going İncrease in Turkey they can have better vacation shopping and other Stuff they basically thinking themselves. They collect money in Germany come to Turkey spend them simple as that
I am a Turk who lives in Turkey, literally no living being likes to be here whether they admit it or not, only cats and dogs as exception are happy to live in Turkey and they are essential for people of Turkey to keep their sanity intact
Seeing Erdogan, the Turks in Turkiye said: 😡 When they see Erdogan, the Turks of Germany who have never lived in Turkey: 😍 Alamancılar Adam değilsiniz!
Yet finns have been lately complaining how expensive that store is these days.... * quiet moment * ... tax bracket changing from 14 -> 25.5% for candy and other 'bad health' items. --> Massive boating traffic resumes to Tallinn. Not a word is said anymore.
"According to the 2020 UNIDOMO questionnaire, Portugal clearly led the list of European countries with the highest divorce rate per 100 marriages. With 91.5 divorces the Portuguese Republic led the list, followed by Spain and Luxembourg. All three countries boast a significantly higher share than the other European countries, each reporting a divorce rate over 80 divorces." it has decreased recently tho, this is from 2020
0:36 (Me: pauses then goes to look it up. Finds divorce rate for Portugal in 2020 was 91.5 for ever 100 marriages, Spain second with 85.5 per 100 and Luxembourg third with 80.3 per 100). Also me: "Europe what the fuuuuu-!!!"
@@Yumei_the_Alien yahu bende diyorum ki Almanyadaki Türkler ve Türkiyedeki türklerin Erdoğanın iyi bir başkan olduklarını düşünmediklerini söylüyorum bana boş laf yapmazsan sevinirim
I dont get the “estonia is scandinavian” bullshit, ive never seen anyone except people not from estonia talk about it as an estonian i feel baltic not scandinavian or even nordic
Like all of Eastern Europe, the men all drink themselves to death and so there are plenty of old women running around to imbalance the population pyramid. Young people is still 50/50 split.
3:03 Don't try to make VB look like chads mate, they don't know what the fuck they are doing. Just scream angerly and blame everyone around you and hope for the best, that's their strategy.
Added to the "Poland's favorite piggybank" you could also include the reverted situation with "Germany's favorite slave labor source" including flags of all Eastern European countries. At this point and since long already, it's them who are profiting more from us and would've drowned in own filth had they not have us.
Calling Estonians out on wanting to be Scandinavian is like saying the Finns wished they were Scandinavian as well, smh smh Edit: GodDAMN this video went hard af. The last had to be the best.
@@drankjehierdrankjedaar3822 This has nothing to do with the subject. If the Greeks had ruled us for 5 times as many years as 500 years, it would have something to do with the subject. I also know that Greek history is old. Yes. And, Turkic history is not as new and small as you think.
Im ukrainian, and yeah, thats sad truth about it, like Russia also steals a lot amd makes lots of machinatiins, but they can afford it, they have more of everything, while we cant, and Zelenski doesnt care about corruption...
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Ngl, I love my Turkey folks, but that one is hella truth. I have met so many turks online who live in Germany that brag about how it is amazing to live in Turkey, yet they don't live in Turkey.
They always say "we are settled here in Germany, can't go out of the blue" yet they always visit Turkiye with their BMWs.
Most of the people living in Turkey do not like Erdoğan and know how bad the economy is, Turks in Germany also know it, but the fact that Turkey's economy is bad is beneficial to them. They can buy a few houses a year with the foreign currency they earn in Europe.
Because as long as Erdoğan stays as President they gonna be fine Euro keep going İncrease in Turkey they can have better vacation shopping and other Stuff they basically thinking themselves. They collect money in Germany come to Turkey spend them simple as that
I am a Turk who lives in Turkey, literally no living being likes to be here whether they admit it or not, only cats and dogs as exception are happy to live in Turkey and they are essential for people of Turkey to keep their sanity intact
Serbs: Russia best , Putin n1 , Russians are my brothers!!!
99% Serbs: Live and work in Austria
Seeing Erdogan, the Turks in Turkiye said: 😡
When they see Erdogan, the Turks of Germany who have never lived in Turkey: 😍
Alamancılar Adam değilsiniz!
Kaldı ki milliyetçiler Erdoğanı sevmiyor zaten. Akpliler ne zamandır milliyetçi olarak geçiyor orası da meçhul
Estonia when it realizes that it's just an alcohol store for Finnish people
Yet finns have been lately complaining how expensive that store is these days.... * quiet moment * ... tax bracket changing from 14 -> 25.5% for candy and other 'bad health' items.
--> Massive boating traffic resumes to Tallinn. Not a word is said anymore.
Better than Middle East at least.
How many kebabs do you have?
Of course because eurrpean stole what we had
Of course because eurrpean stole what we had
Better than USA
Turkiye in the middle east💀💀💀💀💀
Albania if guns didn't exist: Swordfighting.
Lechtenstain: Who? (haha)
ESPAÑA PARA LOS ESPAÑOLES
Como tiene que ser ✝️
Y Cristiana
@@human.j.vitor9981арабов христиан, негров христиан и латиносов😍
the world has changed and there is nothing you can do about it, the sooner you cope with the fact the better for you
@@maximilianrobespierre8365 That's a double edged sword
The Title should have been Europe in a Nutshell
the swiss when you ask them what they did 1933-1945 💀
We watch the movie and eat popkorn
@@user-hp8yh4xu6n projectors bought from jewish gold lol
🍿
This is what we call a pro-gamer move.
Absolutely nothing, like always. Well, they did get richer with NatSoc gold, if that counts as doing something.
1:34 As a Turk I can't even agree more 😭
Güzel müzik 🧑🏻🦽1:29
lol wtf is with Portugal divorce rates? :D
Don't look at Kazakhstans divorce rates💀
"According to the 2020 UNIDOMO questionnaire, Portugal clearly led the list of European countries with the highest divorce rate per 100 marriages. With 91.5 divorces the Portuguese Republic led the list, followed by Spain and Luxembourg. All three countries boast a significantly higher share than the other European countries, each reporting a divorce rate over 80 divorces." it has decreased recently tho, this is from 2020
Macron and Gigachad are polar opposites. Macron get's constantly humiliated around the world. How tf did you manage to get them together ? 😂
Macron looks like that virgin and also acts like that virgin in the meme.
Are you French ?
@@Solveig.Tissot yes
@@camelotduroy1168that explains
Its because Ukraine
"Macron external policy is great"
What is so great about constantly trying to Start conflicts
As a french I can say his external policies are shit
we can see a mile away that he wants to starts a crisis then end it to win a nobel prize this guy as a overinflated ego
are you a putinist now?
Putin more blames USA and Ukraine than Poland, but anyway
True, but US currently rather helping him
The US is really guilty of this...
Dude have you seen the Tu ker Carlson interview, Poland can't stay out of his mouth for one second
@@pedroferrandi2345 Возможно. But have you seen russian news? Putin speaks more about Ukraine and Usa more than Poland
Popes live reaction to the church in Germany: "Not enough LGBT"
another banger video
goodjob m8
As a Spaniard I can confirm that we do that 🇪🇸🇪🇸✋😶
l see everywhere have trump profile so why
Moldova one had me😂
Lol, Wilders is indeed pretty angry atm
orbán is the great mage of hungary he made all oil n gas dissapear
0:36 (Me: pauses then goes to look it up. Finds divorce rate for Portugal in 2020 was 91.5 for ever 100 marriages, Spain second with 85.5 per 100 and Luxembourg third with 80.3 per 100).
Also me: "Europe what the fuuuuu-!!!"
damn! OK Denmark!
Where can i find the wojak on the left.
0:14 Man, how things has changed since first "Modern Europe be like."
man, turkey is so true.. why we like this..
3:11 just f'ing killed me!
The French one is sooooooooooo real. OMG.
2:10 the Minecraft flashbang
this video can be summarized as: epic fail regarding opinions.
Chad catholic spain
THese memes were spot on keep it up AportuGeese
as a Moldovan we don't have the worst economy in europe, anymore, and now transnistria is crying not us :P
Do anyone know the name of the first song???
Sonic lost world : the deadly six theme
when did we said Erdoğan is a great president? tell me please
Almanya'da yaşayan Türklerden bahsediyo herkesten değil.
@@Yumei_the_Alien afedersinde sana sormadım
@@YasirColak-sg1lq o zaman buranın herkese açık bir yer olduğunu ve herkesin yorum yapabileceğini bil :D
@@Yumei_the_Alien yahu bende diyorum ki Almanyadaki Türkler ve Türkiyedeki türklerin Erdoğanın iyi bir başkan olduklarını düşünmediklerini söylüyorum bana boş laf yapmazsan sevinirim
@@YasirColak-sg1lq Lan ülkenin yarısı, yurt dışı oylarının yarısından fazlası kime verdi oylarını?
songs of the video?
Name of the movie at 0:24 plz.
worst part is all of these meme are true and we are laughing at them instead of crying
only good thing about sonic lost world is the music
1:19 Theeeeeen, they find out where Azerbaijan's guns come from.
What's happening in davos?
world economic forum, i'm too lazy to explain in detail and if you don't know anything about it honestly it might be better for your mental health bro
@@anderssonnicolas6480 ok
i ate a sandwich today
Well basically
I think Estonia wants to be Nordic
1:17 name, pls?
1,9k i wanna see asia
DO A VIDEO ON VARG VIKERNES 🥺🥺🥺
*Czechs WHEN Windows 🪟🪟🪟 :*
MOE
Top notch shit bro!
Montenegrian people doesn't revembering about NATO strikes in the 90's and blindly trying to join in
Who cares, it was 30 years ago. Should they join russia or what?
@@python5075
Who cared about civil casualties in Tivat, Gosici, Varvarin.
It is all military training.
It's Montenegro they were probably asleep
@@shutupMaji
Nice joke, but atleast they a little bit protested againt joining NATO.
1:46 Song?
Marcha de Oriamendi
1:37 dang that text is bulgarian not macedonian
Yes cuz you got no language
That was intentional.
Because North Macedonia is Bulgaria.
I dont get the “estonia is scandinavian” bullshit, ive never seen anyone except people not from estonia talk about it as an estonian i feel baltic not scandinavian or even nordic
What music is 1:29?
Forest maze from mario
1:50 what film is it?
Kingdom of Heaven
1:29 music name?
forest maze from mario rpg
@@AportuGeese Thank you sir
✌🏻
3:00 yeah because almost all of our men have died in wars, the low birth rate doesn’t help either
When was the last time Latvia went to war 😂
@@-Faris-
WW2
Like all of Eastern Europe, the men all drink themselves to death and so there are plenty of old women running around to imbalance the population pyramid. Young people is still 50/50 split.
@@requiemlul3140a lot of 80+ year old women for the passport bros huh?
🇧🇬 Big mistake boy, big mistake
Turkic ❌ Altaic✅
We are fucked
3:03 Don't try to make VB look like chads mate, they don't know what the fuck they are doing. Just scream angerly and blame everyone around you and hope for the best, that's their strategy.
They are chads (fuck france light)
Vlaams Belang explaining why they aren't nazis (they are only socio-nationalists)
Oh thanks god, I thought they were nationalist socialists 😤😤
2:14 anime
Real 😂🇪🇸🦅
Correction: Estonia does not claim it is Scandinavian, it claims to be Nordic.
And Nordic it is
the song sounds vaguely familiar , i can swear i heard it somewhere , which song is this ?
The first song is sonic lost world: the deadly six theme
@@luigimariolxix ohhhhh , i remember it now , that purple guy who fights you with stars , i knew i heard it somewhere , thanks for telling me
I didn't get the Ukrainian one.
Which, there is two of them
@@user-bn3yh9ky8l Zelensky one
As ukrainian I don't understand sense of "joke"
The word "joke"? Or meaning of some of them here?
turkic heritage ? stop reading wikipedia
😂😂😂😂😂
Bulgars are comiing from Central Asia, deal with it.
@@melonking9752 no Bulgarians came from Iran . Learn to read
@@melonking9752 you do not even know where the turkic theory came from . Or that it has been debunked for over 70 years
Pathetic mf @@captainmccuckin2698
Added to the "Poland's favorite piggybank" you could also include the reverted situation with "Germany's favorite slave labor source" including flags of all Eastern European countries. At this point and since long already, it's them who are profiting more from us and would've drowned in own filth had they not have us.
Belarusians
0:14 finally someone who sees it
Cry about it
Boohoo
There would be no wars, if everyone surrendered! Genius master mind
They are merely giving zelensky 1-5% of their money, i don't think that's destroying their economy
Armenia finally aligning with the west🥺. 🇪🇺🇦🇲🇺🇲
2:04 Turks explaining as to why every single cultural characteristic in human history is Turkish (They don't have culture)
Bro feels triggered.🙃
Calling Estonians out on wanting to be Scandinavian is like saying the Finns wished they were Scandinavian as well, smh smh
Edit: GodDAMN this video went hard af. The last had to be the best.
Lol 😂 We would more likely see humanity encounter aliens 👽 than Ukraine joining EU
They are indeed greek. Constantinople to smirnia.
People visit Turkey to enjoy greek history.
No, but greece is turkic. Especially selanik and gumülcine. we ruled you more than 500 years and we ruling anatolia for 1000 years.
@yokumben9121 500 years means nothing if greek history is 5 times as old as ur whole nation lmao
@@drankjehierdrankjedaar3822 This has nothing to do with the subject. If the Greeks had ruled us for 5 times as many years as 500 years, it would have something to do with the subject. I also know that Greek history is old. Yes.
And, Turkic history is not as new and small as you think.
Keep writing and drawing atuff to board but your copings are not going to change the fact.
cry more poor armeniakon
В Македонии на русском говорят?
Bulgarian j/
@@KartingRules не, это скорее риторический вопрос. Просто фраза была словно на чистом русском.
Bro what is this, I was expecting funny memes and not some dogshit political commentary
Cringe
The sweden part is unfunny and cringe.
russians when they realize that their economy is growing faster then half of europe combined
El crecimiento es más fácil y rápido en un país subdesarrollado que en uno desarrollado.
@@FranciscoLiotti *sniff *sniff..... ah yes... copium
@@Bdog40: ?
Divorces in Portugal? Why? Are both portuguese men and portuguese women that bad as partners they don't want to be together anymore?
I ate a cat
nooooooooo
@@benild420 I will eat another
@@user-hp8yh4xu6n Do you know who also eat a cat?
@@Ibrahimemre9631definitely not you
They say 'curiosity killed the cat' hehehe... I killed the cat. Curiosity only brought her to me
Ukrainian government when they are asked where did all the western aid go: 🤫🧏♂️ 🤲
Russians when asked about Molotov pact.
@@blazer9547 agreed (it's not modern history at that point tho)
Its laying in stepps
@@blazer9547 and what? As a result, Germany attacked.
Im ukrainian, and yeah, thats sad truth about it, like Russia also steals a lot amd makes lots of machinatiins, but they can afford it, they have more of everything, while we cant, and Zelenski doesnt care about corruption...
Finnish realize, they didn't have any money without russian tourists 😢😢😢