MODERN EUROPE BE LIKE 2
Vložit
- čas přidán 17. 08. 2023
- I can't believe he would say that
the funny song: [アイドル] YOASOBI - IDOL | EPIC ORCHESTRAL COVER
• [アイドル] IDOL - YOASOBI ...
------------------SOCIALS----------------------
Follow my Twitter: / aportugeese
Follow my Twitch: / aportugeese
Join my Discord: / discord
Subscribe to my Archive channel: / @ageesearchive672 - Komedie
Support my content: www.patreon.com/aportugeese
Join my discord! discord.gg/hkhn5DjMPb
As a Romanian I am quite happy that we got to be in both videos, it's probably our biggest achievement this year. Keep up the good work!
Indeed, THAT is your biggest achievement in the history of mankind
WTH is actually going in Craiova though? I need answers!
@@Atom224I once found the son of a former mayor of Craiova, and he was a crybaby addicted to old phones and if for example he seen a video of someone breaking a certain phone he liked he sent his whole channel to raid the video-
@@Ralampos says the one hit kid
Up Romania!!! A kiss from Spain
As a Spaniard who knows everything about politics, I can testify to that
polithics*
@@hey_hey_listen2840in spanish politics, is politica, so, that joke is nonsense, as we say a t there
@@coldlightmoon1814as a former Spanish person I can confirm the meme doesn't have any problem
As a Spaniard who knows everything I can t
@@-The_Phantom former spanish person?
Kosovo is rightful Irish land!
Irish land is rightful Portuguese territory!
Portugal is rightful brazilian clay
can you tell me the song for serbian part @@AportuGeese
Northern Ireland is clearly Italian
Ireland je Srbija
As a Turkish person, the ending made me tear up, thank you.
Nope, turks aren't europeans and turkish isn't an european nation. Got to stop this false idea.
@@alexisbelfer7881 Nobody said they were Europeans, Turkey is an Eurasian country, so they are usually included in both Europe and Asia slanders, same for Russia.
I just made a joke comment for fun because AportuGeese included a joke 🦃 image as a reference to Turkey at the end of the video, I have no idea why you posted this reply at all.
@@alexisbelfer7881 Also, you don't decide that. Cyprus is further away from "Europe" and it is considered European. Turkey's empire had almost all of Southeast Europe and it was considered European back then. They still have lands in Europe, and many people still consider them European.
Some racist butthurt people who get offended because an "Islamic" (Actually secular, but governed by a government that half of the country hates) country could be European don't decide whether or not it is European.
@@niichisann Yes we do, this decision, just like all decision is made up by humans. If our opinion prevails, then it is.
Plus it is not made up with no reasoning behind. You were by the past considered a bit european because you had invaded a lot of the lands. Hopefully you were backed off, and now, only a small region of european lands is under your territorie.
Bacause what makes someone european? People.
Land too, because the people considered european are the one occupying the said territorie, so if another group of people is there long enough, they get considered too.
But a few centuries isn't long enough.
So my opinion is baised on facts, european people are europeans, russians are europeans, i don't know why you would compare yourself with them, you guys are not white caucasian europeans.
Finally, talking about racism. So fast calling people racists is something that worked before, thankfully doesn't work anymore.
So me thinking you guys aren't europeans, which is a fucking evidence, is me being racist? Me not wanting immigration is also me being racist of course. I know that you don't even believe that and just use it as a weapon to make me feel bad, or more often to make me look bad to other people.
But you should be ashamed to that, you clearly don't have any honor to have the boldness to say that. Like you would accept a tenth of what we do. Me not being a lunatic leftie still makes me less hatful and racist than you are. It is like the algerians coming here and saying what you say when they behave in such way, in their own countrie especially, that it is just a despiteful joke from them calling us whatver when we don't accept all this bullshit.
At first i just wanted to correct the false idea that stays only in turkey ( as they want to enter european union but of course no one agrees), but once again, just as your leader does (saying horrible shit about us and about destroying us europeans and replacing us, you can't even have empathy to that, damn and you dare call me racist, a guy which you as a group decided to vote for), you showed me how despicable you are.
@@alexisbelfer7881 I Recently i applied for US visa and i saw that USA officially consider turkey as an european country.
The French one is inaccurate : without masons, our utopia would be gothic and neo-classicist instead of modernist skyscrappers
do you even know what the masonry is or does? Read a book
@@AportuGeese jeeze, no need to take it that way, I do actually know what the masonry does, and I am french, I know my history quite well and the modern/post-modern world is their ideal, which is why most of modernity intellectually was created in France
@@camelotduroy1168 pov: you're talking with someone who's lost their gf to a manson (the networking opportunity was just too great to pass)
@@matheussanthiago9685 did I not make myself clear ? I agree with aportugueese on the masonic plague, I just think the utopia depicted has the wrong aesthetic; a gothic or neoclassic utopia would be more likely than a white skyscrapper one. That is all
@@AportuGeese chill you
As spanish, I think that this video is acurate
We are fucked
As a Portuguese, I can confirm the economy and the Luxembourg memes
same
Same
0:20 It's not just Spain. Once you get into politics there is no turning back. You either grow numb or suffer a constant moral hangover.
Do you know that Spain is the country with more politicians in the world? and that spanish people had taxes for THE SUN??? just for start
@@auricanmajere6236 That one of the taxes for the sun was from a crazy old spanish woman, nobody in Spain had taxes for the sun, that woman said that because since no one claimed the sun, he thought he could keep it and make people pay, I repeat, no one has ever paid taxes for the sun.
Same (except I’m American)
@@auricanmajere6236in what part of Spain do you live that you have to pay taxes for the sun? We don't own a weather control device or something like that.
@@Gotham-guardian-pls7t it was impossed by the PP political group like 8 years ago to everybody who had solar pannels, private or companys, but the European Union forced they to quit the law some years latter
"Spanish politics is the biggest clusterf*ck to ever exist."
- Napoleon or Bismarck probably.
In fact, Bismarck said we're the strongest country in the world, cause we're always trying to selfdestruct yet are never able to do so 😅
German people trying to explain why half of southern spanish billboards are in german:
We get drunk there so we need
@@gamerdrache8741 I Saw a lawyer billboard that was only on German in a southern spanish town, You boys are being naughty there?
@@operter4198 i mean lots of us go there get drunk party and some destroy things so they need it probally
@@gamerdrache8741 Makes fair sense
As a Romanian I feel like the first clip sums up our entire national consciousness
ew
Yeah we speak a latin language we are mostly of roman decent but unfortunately most Romanians don't care about their culture and history
@@the-guesserși ce ? Ata nu ne face reprezentanți la o altă etnie
@@mahima. bine dar parerea mea e ca ar trebui se ne educe mai mult pe istoria noastra si mai ales sa facem si ore de etimologie I liceu de exemplu dar intradevar nu cred ca le ar pasa la multi de exemplu eu am 16 ani dar mie imi pasa dar nu cred ca la colegi le ar pasa deci nu stiu care ar fi o solutie buna
@@the-guesser esti constient ca romanii au fost invadatorii pe teritoriul romaniei de astazi si au fortat populatia nativa (dacii) sa invete latina? daca tot vrei "ore de etimologie", mai bine te ai axa pe cuvintele dacice, ca alea sunt mai interesante si specifice limbii tarii noastre. Pana la urma, imperiul roman era jumate de Europa si noi la granita lui, pe cand dacii pe teritoriul tarii noastre erau. Cauta pe google harta daciei si ai sa vezi ca e asemanatoare cu Romania Mare.
Romanians: We are not Slavs!
Everyone else: We know, Gypsy, shut up. Also, where is my phone.
Fr fr
00:18 as a spanish I can confirm that is the most accurate meme I have ever seen
Men Spanish elections in last years is like tick tack toe always a draw
@@brunobastos5533tic tac?
As a austrian ... i am happy someone remembered we exist for one
As a history lover I think you guys are more intresting than Germany .
True, plus you guys still take our forests. No pun intended.
Well… there is a certain corporal that strolled over the border from you guys, and then came back about two decades later and gobbled you up into Germany right before the fits hit the shan for the second time in terms of world wars though.
@@leviturek5015 thanks, I needed that🫶🏻
Much more interesting than Germany, to begin with they had 400 years with the Habsburgs with their crown of the Holy Empire, fights with the Von Luxenburg for the crown, fighting against the Ottomans to save Hungary, the 2 siege of Vienna (I find it more interesting first the truth, the second has a movie ending, but in reality an army was already coming to lift the siege, the Poles were not necessary), Habsburgs, Spaniards raising an Empire in Europe and fighting with all the heretics, pagans and French... .
Honestly, as a person from Latin America I can say with certainty that the war of Spanish Sucession should have been won by the Austrian claimant, since the Habsburgs were the ones who built the Spanish Empire, although it started with the Trastamara (Isabel la Catolica and Ferdinand of Aragon). , so they saw it as their nation, while although the first Bourbon was a good guy, as was his son, when his son died the first Spanish Boron took the crown again but he was mega hyper depressed, that's when the decline of the Spanish Bourbons, right at the beginning, inactively cursing all their heirs and creating the cursed Ferdinand VII.
Great video, love to Portugal 🇵🇹 from 🇪🇦
hows the western front going (cause of your profile pic)
@@The.Digital.Knight No, Nooooo *vietnam flashback*
As a Moroccan I feel represented on behalf Netherlands
Did u vote for Geert Wilders ? Lol
@@sit-insforsithis1568Who?
As an Estonian it's really accurate
I am Portuguese but I live in Tallinn
One time I met a religious Estonian (not Russian Estonian, I've met a few of those that are religious).
It was weird.
@@realhawaii5oeven though im catholic Polish man, estonians are only People it woild be werid to be religious
Rest in peace, Lutheran Church of Estonia.
@@user-vv7mz6ps4k I'm part of a Lutheran church in Tartu and I can assure you we aren't gone yet
As a Spanish who is interested in politics, it do sometimes feel like that...
Representas bem Portugal orgulho
Ele também é Português
@@carmensilva1109 sim
As a Georgian, I feel deeply represented.
as a moroccan living in the Netherlands i can say this is really accurate
just the indian music is weird though
As a Spanish, I need to talk about the perfection of the video
I am so happy that our country Turkey was shown in this video for a frame. I can confirm that the bird was called after the country
Turkiye🇹🇷
1:06 as a Polish person I see this as an absolute win
It won't last long
@@Inedow_The_Source_of_Racism_what_
When it's literally that bad in your country that you're just begging for it to be partitioned.
For some sort, I agree xD
When I heard the Leafy Song, I understood that the vid author gets us.
Finally, foreign creator including Georgia in Europe. Huge W
As a Spanish this represent exactly what Spanish people think what other countries think about Spain
The portuguese one is so true
ACORDA POVO
Continua a votar no indiano que vai dar tudo certo... 🤦♂️
Damn. Turkey is 100% accurate.
its turkiye officialy the creator did it to mock turks which shows how evil he is
@@adnan_honest_jihadist5775omg creeper is talkin😨
why am i a creeper?@@zortingen00
@@adnan_honest_jihadist5775 it's not why, it's how
@@adnan_honest_jihadist5775he calls you a creeper because your name is "jihadist" and with some people's small level of understanding this means a "suicide bombers" etc.
0:53 Oui
West is currently performing self destruction
So go to the fucking east, where it's already self destructed and getting worse
1:45 true
Lmao France and Britain are 100% accurate ❤ Obrigado Tuga!
3:08 old Friends
As a Latvian there is another best meme for this country
1) Latvian when they realising that half population is Russians (meme Walter White falling down after Hank Shrader Death)
2) Latvians when someone knows that Latvia is a country ( meme: Speedrunner meme when guy says Yes, yeeeeees, YEEEEEEEEEEs)
3) Latvians when they realising that their economic is worse than Nigeria, Liberia and even Zimbabwe (meme : crying Afro-American guy meme)
Yeap. Or the same meme as in the video but with crying Pedro Pascal.
Не так всё уж и плохо)
i see my latvian brother, I give my lithuanian upvote
@@Vkusniashka1234 Там не всё так плохо. Там ужасно.
estonia exactly the same
As an Austrian: I really wish our Politicians would realise this
Yeah, it's pretty obvious if you are not a "geldgieriger politiker"
Can I get some context for the Austrian one?
@@jorikrouwenhorst7220 short version: Austria has been an neutral nation since the 50s.
Nowadays tho a lot of politicians seem to be in favour of throwing our hard earned neutrality out the window and allign ourselfs with NATO.
The great Majority of the Populations is strongly against this since it would risk us getting dragged into war.
@@apfelkonighd3946depends on what do you mean as in "war". Because if there is gonna be a war between super powers, your neutrality won't do anything, because all of the civilized world will go back to stone age. You may not be hit with a nuke, but you won't avoid nuclear winter.
I'm the second one type of spanish, unfortunately. Great video btw
0:08 lol
bro eu rime tanto quando eu vi a econonomia portuguesa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
AHAHA cheirinho a EDP
Cá no Brasil a situação é bem parecida também kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
1:31 as an Dutch, this one is so accurate!
Except the song is Indian 💀
@@__chinmay__that only makes it better 😰
The Belgium one is accurate. I'm French, and I know Belgians prefer being called Dutch over French.
The France masonry part is such an esoteric and great part of the video love it
Seriously was surprised to see that level of knowledge casually used.
As a German Mallorca is officially the 17 th state of germany
🤣🤣🤣
SIEBZEHNTER BUNDESTAAT
As a Turk, I can confirm everyone here has turkeys as pets.
+1
for thanksgiving day ?
Me: You…. You didn’t put Italy…
Random dude: pls sir calm down
Me: he, he didn’t put Italy
Random dude: sir don’t do this
Me: *stands up* HE DID’T PUT ITALY!!!!
*guards jump on him*
Me: YOU BASTARD YOU DIDN’T PUT ITAL- *gets taken away*
Edit: France without masonry is the same as Italy 😂
Oh I agree with the gypsyes
italy was in the first video
@@AportuGeese yes yes dw I saw it 😁👍
@@Louernos GIVE BACK CORSICA!!!
C'mon pal you are better than this. It's not worth it.
*1 frame screen timer turco bird*
@@muratyldz-ve3yr sorry… I got heated up…
you’ve earned a like just for that one about the netherlands bc it sadly is true most of the time
im from spain and is literally the situation that you represented with memes is 100% acurate
2:38 This is true 💯%
2:52 As Latvian I will say that this true...
As a Spanish I can say its 100% true
As a Geaorgian I agree with this statement 🎉🎉🎉
грузия тоже чут чут европа
0:23 its better not to care than knowing what is actually going on (sáquenme de españa)
Great video btw
as a danish fella, im suprised we managed to sneak into part one and two, and both of them are so true its... what
You couldn't be more accurate about Poland. You hit the nail on the head. Literally 35 years since we regained independence and since then (after stormy 90s with rough transition from socialism to capitalism) it's a golden age of Poland.
And now your population is decreasing
The gypsy one was the most accurate,,
Ganda video, great video😂
The spanish one is so real, you must be spanish
As a georgian, i can confirm that is 100% true
грузия чут чут европа скажи брад
2:12 I wish there were time stamps for each of the songs. Like, I know for a fact that this is Giorno's theme.
Albanian one was epic
Last line ☠️
As a bulgarian, I gotta say that getting my country in both vids with both memes about it being original is quite shocking. Anyways, I gotta go back to pretending that our corruption doesn't exist while more and more people leave the country.
What are you talking about there totally is no corruption and dying population/culture😃😀🙂😐😕😭😭
(When half of Benidorm (Spain) is being invaded by portuguese tourists)
Spain: HOW?
Portugal: I DON'T KNOW!
Georgia is spot on
Everything is so accurate in this video.
Well i guess belaruss doesnt have to wait a lot now xdddddd
As a French, I confirm that is 100% true.
man the p4 theme was such a throw back
You put that damn bird after sparing Turkey for 3 whole minutes and promising me mercy!! Why you gotta play so dirty man lmaoo
That's the only thing you could think of about Bosnia? Old people?
Not landmines, the fact that we have a literal german dictator in power, three presidents (of which one wants to secede), and so many more things?
I from georgian. We are not europe and we are not rasist. We dont heite russian but we dont like turkey europe and usa
there is no better and more accurate europe compiliation except maybe part one of this
The UK one is right 😂
So many preachers get arrested without breaking the law
Can you tell why? i am not British
@@jeremus33 Total collapse of all social cohesian. Probably why the commenter is Orthodox
You mean for pedophilia?
unless they are muslim ones of course
@@jeremus33Muslims have invaded and are treated better than natives
the hardbass song in the romania part (0:46) is Alan Aztec - Squat
The Danish and Swedish one is spot on!
Very sad too
How is it spot on and what are they shithole countries
We could literally say no. But we have too many soft people in our countries. Making it illegal to burn a foreign book because third world countries are extremists makes us weak. If we make it illegal then what? Now they know they can manipulate us into anything.. recent history has been nothing but humiliations of Denmark. And here we are continuing the trend.
@@MMOfreakOUT1 “third world countries are extremist.” Try to turn the lghtv flag,Torah and u will go to prison and also y does ur countries keep invading and destablize those “third world countries” nothing else u said is true or right
@@MMOfreakOUT1 sadly you and I are in the minority now unless we and our decendents have +100 children each. The humiliation is for me on part with the surrender of Denmark in 1940. Could i atleast point my finger and say that it was cowardly politicians - but no - a majority of my people actually supports it. And that fact breaks my hart.
remember, freedom of speech isn't there to have discussions, it's meant as a shield to hide behind when you throw hatred
maenwhile iceland → "this is fine" dog meme.
1:00 as german i agree
As an italian i can confirm that i'm clapping right now.
me too
SUS
Gayyy
The ending🤣
The best video i saw today
Belorussian soilders wait for the imagrants so they can transport them to their neighbours: 2:01
😶🌫️
As an Latvian I confirm, that is true
0:00 the funniest thing about this is that people expect the new immigrants to intregrate while the gypsies who have been here (atleast in Finland) for centuries, haven't been able to integrate.
A whole video can't be enough for Italy 🤣
2:26 ... Serbia... you cannot invade a territory that is already yours, now can you?
For real bro. When I saw it I was like"how can we invade something that doesn't exist"
@@abolje19 As long as this coping mechanism works i won't contradict you (to your face).
Spanish one is so accurate 😂
the spanish flag with the Savoy coat of arms lmao
So real, the bg one especially
1:06 an actual good meme about Poland
How? It's the same meme about partitions.
Name of the first song?
I loved the Red Sun in The Sky party
Ah come on "🦃" i was waiting for at least an economic pun
As a Russian, I’m not surprised about drones, it usually happens 15 times a day(
Hmm I wonder why...
@@generalfeldmarschall3781Cuz Russia 🇷🇺 is based that’s why, now go to 🔥 ukie scum
@@generalfeldmarschall3781
Даже не знаю 😅
@@generalfeldmarschall3781 We cursed by God!
Если ты живешь в Донецке, то может быть....
Ни одного пока не видела
as a georgian, this is truly accurate
I got you boss, new subscriber marching on from the yt algorythm
britian doing some wild shi rn
as a polish i can say that being in this video is our best achievent in this year kurwa
As a Hungarian whose language borrowed the very same curse word from Slavic languages it's always very funny to hear people curse this way 😂 Only difference is that we write it with v instead of w.
KURWA MAC CO TO JEBANO JEST PIERDOLOOOOON BEST WISHES FROM LITHUANIAA KURWIEGOOOO (????) :D:DD
@@bencebuda4599 Never knew you guys say it the same way, in Croatia we also write kurva hahah
É bom saber que temos alguns criadores de conteúdo assim no nosso país ❤🇵🇹
That Turkey at the end😂😂