I Tried Fixing EUROPE'S Borders as an American...
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- I Tried Fixing EUROPE'S Borders as an American...
So I tried to redraw Europe's borders as an American. As a person from America, I wanted to see how I could fix the borders of European nations and improve them. The borders of countries in Europe have a lot of problems, so let's fix that!
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No need to thank me, Europe, just doing my job
You are the freedom
it looks better now :)
Looks amazing now
You are doing God's work.
@@odanobunagafan4964yes
And now he expects us to believe he is American?! He knows geography, obviously he is bluffing
It's a joke calm down
@yellobloxer4627 kid, listed, I hate to break it to you but I was ironic so be gone before I start to throw shit at you the balkan way
@@yellobloxer4627 exactly, this comment is a joke
@@the-bmanpole land
Blockarus
Italy encircling 3 countries now
Boy wome Americans might know geography but it's a joke
Putting Wales with New Zealand is oddly appropriate since the Welsh and Kiwis can bond over their shared love and intimacy with sheep
😂😂
SHEEP
it's now New New South Wales
@@soratoninno new new new zeawales
Real
Poland: (Turned into a bridge between east and west)
**NOTHING changes**
fr
@@DuzyPolskiBober Bracie!
That will cause WW3
Fixing Europe's Borders: ❎
Fixing Europe's Geography: ☑
I love how Malta got no extra land from the draining of the Mediterranean and became the third country in Europe to be completely surround by Italy
think that was the point
*bleeep* U I AM MALTESEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!‽
@@nickcallejaurry6597 its not my fault its his just i think that was the point of Malta gaining no land also whats the climate like there?
@@FoxFlynn Its pretty much summer weather all year except for winter when it's a milder summer with rain
@@nickcallejaurry6597🇲🇹=🇮🇹
Moldova is like: Don't move! He can't see us if we don't move!
Slovenia , Moldova & Estonia were left virgins and safe
@@zemjatawait, if they are virgins…. WHAT DID GEO FACTS DO TO THE OTHERS?!
@@xxdemondreamytxx8798 SHHHHH WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!!!
same with estonia
It's sad to say but I am a virgin and moldavian/@@xxdemondreamytxx8798
This actually looks like the real process by which US foreign policy is established
As a European I'm surprised that
you as an American can name at least one country
Armenia Azerbaijan Russia Kazakhstan Uzbekistan Sweden Norway USA Canada Mexico Cuba (etc)
As an American I can name almost every single country I took a quiz
@@YF23BlackWidowll Same here.
@@YF23BlackWidowllsame
As a German dude with a passion for exploring other countries, I am happy that I can discover so many Germanys now 😍
Same
Just only one replie? Lemme fix this
@@ainohaestrada4973 no shush
Als er die Bundesländerkarte gezeigt hat, hat der fette dumme Amerikaner das Saarland vergessen
You currently have a lot of Germanies in Spanish and Greek holiday destinations like Mallorca and Kreta 😂
Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, and Slovenia watching chaos slowly ensue around them: 👁️👄👁️
Lithuania did lose a sizable chunk to blockerus
And Moldova
@@poshpolishpotato2976 yeah just their capitol not a big deal
Also latvia lost 2 pixels
buddy, lithuania got DEMOLISHED by belarus. even latvia lost some land. estonia is really the only lucky country with absolutely no losses (except the suspicious chinese port in the northern neighbor)
@@hangingontheWildside Slovenia and Liechtenstein too
Seems fake to me... Every American knows Europe is a country and Paris is its capital.
6:04 As a Russian, I confirm that this is a worthy solution
The Kievan'rus 🇧🇾❤🇺🇦❤🇷🇺
As a European I expected a lot. But THAT...
You overshot my expectations in every possible way.
Same brrrrrr 🥶 its cold heree im bosno-british
In the Netherlands it is fine. We gained territory.
@@Emir-vn9nsbtw thx for Ireland dudes
As an Irish person, never have I been more entertained and absolutely offended at the same time
What do you mean? As a Rhode irelander?
O say can you see
No bro, be happy
As a swed. I agree
I'm irish 2❤❤❤
I was laughing and suffering at the same time during the entire video
10:36 As a portuguese guy, I looked at the thumbnail and from it I thought that becoming part of Spain would be the worst possible fate my nation could suffer, and then this guy somehow invents a new nightmare-scenario for my people... *BY COLLECTIVELY SENDING US ALL TO BRAZIL*
What the hell did the portuguese do to you that even the british, the french and the bosnians got off easier than us T_T
*10/10 video, liked and subbed* c:
We're safe dude, as a portuguese, I can say that Azores and Madeira are safe, just come to us.
@@davidteves82 Many thanks I will
Your country killed me, like actually killed me. (I live that one small portion of land in Brazil that got absorbed by Portugal)
@@-griffinstagg-9112 It was a mercy kill.
Think about it bro, it might be sad, and you might be dead, but at least Brazil can't hurt you any longer. 😔
As a British person, I appreciate our son Fixing Europe, Making Britain Great again and making it more like You. Just like his Father.
Too bad he didn’t get rid of the wh*re that is France
Thanks to him we can now continue our eternal rivalry.
Froggies over Rosbeefs 🇫🇷💪
@@edotensei7917 Now you can go wh*ring around USA’s stepfather Germany
@@edotensei7917And may the winner write the history 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
@@isfrom5169bro no one is talking about fuvking fiji
We gained half of Belgium
We gained borders with scotland and Germanies 142-176
So as a Dutch I see this as an absolute win!
Also no more having Fr*nce as a neighbor
and not being drowned into the sea
@@notfbireal They still border on an island
Hallo Ik ook!
@@notfbirealthe part of France that moved never bordered The Netherlands to begin with. The part that does border France is St Maarten/St Martin, in the Carribean. That has't changed.
As a Franco-Swiss citizen, you are leaving me absolutely devastated (and homeless)
We got two Koreas and a relocation far away from the nuclear wasteland that Northern Europe has become. Plus the biggest polluters will never stop doing so, so we're in a good place to benefit from long term global warming. It's not that bad.
Scandinavia "not so perfect anymore" xD
3/7 fixing UK
4/7 fixing the rest of Europe
this says a lot about how much the Uk needs to be fixed
I am a brit
@@craigumniy8651 cool
@@craigumniy8651get out of this comment section
100/7?
@@leahharel9160 bro what 💀
As a romanian this was a pretty good outcome for Romania. No more getting invaded by Russia and Ottoman empire. And no more stereotypes for being in Eastern Europe.
@ruben4447 also big access to the ocean and trades around the world!
Not to mention this has already been going on for decades. Let's all pretend the romanian immigrants in the UK just stayed in place when England flew over to Antarctica. They really have been planning this with the romanian immigrants in Spain for so long
welcome to galice ☠
and finally reuniting with everybodies that emmigrate to Spain
So you can steal somewhere else?
*Hungary being far away from Romanians, being great again, and having a big sea:* I see this as an absolute win!
As a Romanian I never felt more included and more European than ever. And who could have thought that it's going to be an American helping us to achieve our dreams. Thank you! Please open as many CIA prisons you need! *wink
As a Polish person I'd normally be very mad at you right now, but I'm laughing too hard to pose any threat. And also I'm kinda happy for Slovakia-Czechia to finally gain access to navigable body of water, even though it's on my country's expense xDDDDDD
@OstblockLatina As a Czech, I thank you for your kind words! 😊
Yeah Polish guy here, my home doesnt move and is now close to sea, so yeah, good job
shut up
but its no longer poleland because its horizontal not vertical so now its barland
* *Metal Pole Sound Effect* *
This video is genius.
The way he plays dumb but inconspicuously addresses the most salient part of each country's national identity history is pure comedy.
"Flanders should become part of the Netherlands"
Ah sh*t, here we go again.
9:57 as a french I'm kinda pissed that you made Monaco part of france
Actually we got both Koreas, we still have French Guyana, we have New Caledonia, Reunion and a ton of other islands so we are kinda good lol
@@mry77Also far away from the Northern Europe nuclear wasteland, and in a cold place for further global warming developement.
As a hungarian, I’m Happy about it, we have beaches And reunited with austria.
As a Romanian, I'm happy too, we got more beaches now and no reasons to hate each other because we are no longer neighbors.
@@Gabi-AlexI agree. Eu cred ca el a făcut o decizie foarte buna pentru ca este lângă Spania și Franța, ce crezi tu?
Yeah boi we got beaches!
As a austrian, I'm happy about it too!
@@noob_boi4726aia zic.In Satu Mare deja îs mai mulți magyari decât Români
"It's feelin' a lil' colder out here, innit mate?"
"OI, WHO MOVED THE BLOODY ISLAND?!"
Europeans when you mess with other countries: *HAHAHAHAHAHA YES*
Europeans when you get to their country: wait a minute excuse me
as an english person, this is an unexpected win. but as an irish person, this is an absolute loss.
Northern irish im guessing 😢
@SDAWG-69 nope my mother is irish but my dad is english so i am an english resident with irish heritage
@@solelak ohh alr
Im american of irish heritage (not the kind that are only irish on saint patricks day if you know what I mean) and when he made ireland the 51st, I had a debate in my mind whether this is better or worse than being ruled by the uk i still dont know lol.
@@SDAWG-69nothern Ireland ain’t really Ireland, buddy. He would’ve said that otherwise.
As a portuguese, I am happy that at least you didn't turned Portugal into Spain and called it the day
edit: creativity is always welcome
as a Manx person (someone born in the isle of man) I am greatly appreciated y what you have done restoring us to the glory we never had in the first place but still non the less great.
As a Spanish I feel glad to see Spain getting rid of both England and France but sad for our Portuguese neighbours
Hello ex Bulgaria(south of us) from Romania
Give this man a Nobel Peace Prize
That’s given out in the nordics 😂
@@Birddidit lmao
o hell no he ruint europe
Honey? Why has it just gone -46 degrees in Manchester?
idk but probably the same reason it’s -62 in marseille
@@Flying_Ninjawe’re talking in Celsius right? (I’m British which is why I made the joke)
@@CJGanon idk if it really matters tbh they’re both cold
Turning Poland into a veritable corridor made me laugh uncontrollably XD
It will start WW3
2023: Geo Facts
2024: Goofy Facts
you made EUROPE'S Borders from ok to absolute nightmare fuel
Türkiye: Cyprus is mine!
Greece: No is mine!
UN: 5:02
It should be noted that Cyprus is its own country. They are genetically and politically aligned with Greece but they have their own sovereignty. You hear that Turkey? Get out of Cyprus already!
@@Horizon-sama No country supports this illegal occupation of Cyprus by the Turks. Only a Turk would even consider Northern Cyprus to be a legit place. Cypriots don't want the Turks there and would like their land back.
@@Horizon-sama I still can't get over the pettiness to have a massive flag of Northern Cyprus built on the side of the hill just to piss off the southern cypriots.
@@jens_le_benz a little trolling
As a Turk I don't think removing borders would make *peace* 💀
As a Georgian, I gladly welcome our new neighbours in Caucasus! That was the best change🤩
P.S. The fact that you turned Czechia and Slovakia into Slovakia-Czechia instead of Czechoslovakia is hilarious 😂
4:40 love the way that you said 'europeans love that stuff right?' that would teach them a great lesson to not argue with those borders and to be happy with the amount of land they have,if mediterranean sea is dried out,whole Europe will become a dessert too.
Thank you from Spain for taking England and France as far as possible and giving us like 283737km more of border with Morocco!
😊
And getting rid of us😒
@@B3nty_ hey bro you're with your family now, say hi to ours.
Spain is our "brothers"
@@B3nty_ 🗿👌♥️its been too long together to fight each other
Why I don’t want to be in anticta
As An American, I can confirm That This Is the best american map ever
Now please do Fixing America As A European
Ho- I’m just not gonna question
Proceeds to delete it entirely*
“Sure thing” *rebirths as a european*
After that: Fixing Europe as a European
As a map, I can confirm that this is good
BL is actually short for blockland, which explains why it should be square shaped
„RUKRAINE”
GOT ME WHEEZING LMAO
As a slovenian, apart from us loosing the coastline, I see this as an absolute win
yeah but no Trst :(
@@zenf46 aaahhh, a fellow northwest yugoslavian
No yugoslavia thank you@@Stabbingparrot
@@zenf46 sorry. Ex- northwestern yugoslavian. (aka. Slovenian)
So it means I ' m southern yugoslavian. 🇲🇰
Estonia, Luxembourg, Slovenia, and Moldova watching in horror as their neighbors are tormented by literal god himself:
As someone from Galway in the west of Rhode Ireland I am so happy to finally unite with our family, not the Northern Irish, but the Boston Irish
hahahahahahaha
straight lines, this is awesome, subscribed
"fixing europes borders"
**proceeds to rip apart an entire island**
As a Polish person, I was actually amused that you made my country into a literal pole. We're still seperated from the Belarusians, but it might change in Sunday, October 15 (date in Central European Summer Time). We might become a confederation (like the Swiss).
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@@khunphraeokha sorry, had to google translate your comment. but anyway, on the "as a polish person" thing, i am actually serious unlike most others. feel free to google translate it if you don't understand
Great. We'll become a great hummer in the middle of the continent. How lovely 😮 Epic!!! 😍
@@katarzynalpzm0arajko-nenow32 yes epic
You should have moved England closer to Spain because it’s cold in Antarctica and it’s sunny in Spain.
As a Dutch person, i see this as an absolute win, we finally got the half of Belgium that was basically budget Netherlands already anyways, so we can start fixing their roads and bicycle infrastructure
Oh, please do! I am so sick of fixing my ebike.
Time to drain the suspiciously france shaped ocean and claim it in the name of the dutch.
As a portuguese, that joke made me laugh... good job...
That joke is so old as Portuguese gold got so rusty then they can take it all. But all it's better than Spain fusion 😅
As an English person I knew we would get some form of grief... but Ireland by far got the worst fate.
Edit: Just got to the part where France joins us in Antarctica. We just topped Ireland.
😢atleast we are united
@@SDAWG-69 In the states
I always get Brazil and Portugal mixed up so thats a good thing you did there 10:40 :) ❤😊
9:32 well, most of problems with Germany began with their union, so now they shouldn't reunite lol
Bro managed to make everyone equally mad at the same time
The dutch only got more land and even have the opportunity to drain the ocean where france once was. We see this as an absolute win.
As a Romanian, it annoys me to see that you forgot to move Moldova next to Romania. Brothers gotta stick together.
Yeah he should've make the second Kalliningrad out of it, or at least merge it with Ukraine
He should had rotated Moldavia 90 degrees counterclockwise and attached it to Banat. It would had become a wonderful peninsula.
well done, a perfect summary of USA foreign policies and exactly how USA approaches solving international problems, randomly and nonsensically
After watching your entire video, I'm really glad you're not in charge of anything (except of your own channel, that is).
Bulgaria's new location does correspond to the location of Old Great Bulgaria, which was a khanate in the Crimea area before the Bulgars moved to modern day bulgaria and mixed with the slavs, so I approve.
The people of Belarus might feel left out seeing Ukraine and Russia together like this. You should include them too and call it something like BelarUSSkRaine.
I am sure that would be a very important step towards global peace.
And since Central Asian countries have half of their male population as working migration in Russia, why not include them, fewer borders to cross! Oh wait...
i need someone to make this exact map in eu4 with the same geopolitical issues OR I MEAN "fixes" and whatnot. thank you!
Why have you got a downer on England? If it wasn't for the English, you'd be Spanish.
As Belorussian i completely satisfied with new map. We now have Lithuanian capital, part of Ukraine and Smolensk. Also we have 2 big lakes where we can build our ships now.
Can you please tell me which app he used. If you know please tell me 🙏🙏
Loved it, absolutely loved it. Everything is perfect. As an American who loves history and geography, I see no problems with these borders. Peace in our lifetime has been achieved.
TYSM for the vic 2 music
as an Irish person I may or may not have gone ballistic at my new state of affairs
11:58 I thought you were going to bring back Czechoslovakia and Austria Hungary
What he did is even better
As a Swede, I can without lying say that Scandinavia was genuinely fixed
ruined*
Kommer du från Sverige
Nah, it would have been better if he didn't do anything, but gave it all to sweden
i am also a swed it was ruind the whole thing i can prove i am from sweden jag älskar ikea
sweden was already the open gate of hell, now its even worse
7:42 we’re actually closer to some of our old lands. Works for me. :)
At first I was like, he's gotta give Kosovo back to Serbia, and Aegean and Pirin regions back to Macedonia. But then, Macedonia and Serbia getting a lake and a sea respectively seems like a much better deal tbh.
Ah, yes "fixing" europe🇸🇪
WTF that's the Swedish flag. Here's the European flag🇪🇺
This is so much more entertaining that I had thought before watching it - thanks!
The hot-blooded Scotts would fit nicely somewhere between The Balearic Islands, and Sardinia on the East/West axis, and Marseille and Algiers, on a yes, precisely in the middle of the Med.
5:42 I just imagined god coming down from heaven and screaming at Zelensky and Putin "'IF YOU CAN'T PLAY NICELY WITH IT, I'LL TAKE IT AWAY!"
Fr 👌🥶
Slowing turning Germany back was genius.
9:25 Good old Germany like back then, where everyone had a King
You know, I was going to complain about having to joing the Dutch, but seeing as how the French are gone, and looking at the torture you put the rest of Europe through... I'm just gonna take this one. Could be worse.
what you did with germany killed me xD
as being myself a german i can promise its already like that hahahaha
Jako Polak dziękuję ci za unieszkodliwienie Niemiec zamienie Białorusi w kwadrat i zmianę polski w ziemię polarną. Dziękuję!! 💪❤️
Rel
Rura
Te zmiany mi się podobają, ale nie na długo, bo bym poleciał do wody lub byłbym w Białorusi...
You surely had fun doing this. I couldn't stop laughing! I didn't like the disappearance of the Mediterranean Sea, though
good video and that make me laugh🤣😂but what app is this (i sub and like)
I think Greece and Turkey can still have a fight by using boats to cross the river
As a german I see this as an absolute win
but then we need our old territories back.
@@sinnvollerkommentar263*Czechoslovakia has left the game*
Great video. My favorite is what you did to Switzerland. All of a sudden, it's gone. And so is all the money politicians have been stealing for centuries.
7:59 The American put orthodox christians next to Dagestan and stated "Russia...there we go perfect".
Find the mistake..come on xD
As a French... I started by aggreeing a total swallow of French speakers of Belgium, French Monaco and all but it turned into Hell right at the moment when I saw France Next to britain again AND with Bretagne belonging to them. Two minutes later I was having Nightmares of this-
3:50 WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE!? 🇮🇪☘️
Poor Ireland
I can't belive that Wales as third Island of Newseeland would look so perfectly normal XD
4:11 was so funny to me and idk why😂
As an Ukrainian i got to admit that you are really an American by proving that you know nothing about geography since you included kosovo with Albania. Didn't expect much from an American either way💁🏼♂️
As a german, i must say that i love the way you handeled france ❤
9:35 As a Pole I approve.
I heard a huge and painful sigh of despair when you placed France closed to England again…
Not sure which side it came from , though.
1:30 I’m a half-Welsh half-English person and this makes my cry, I love going to see my family over there and the holidays are nice😭