We do need better qaulifications for President of the United States. Here are my recommendations: 1) MUST BE AT LEAST 21 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER. AGE LIMIT WILL BE 70 YEARS OLD. 2) YOU MUST HAVE A MASTERS IN POLITICAL SCIENCE OR A MASTERS DEGREE IN LAW. 3) YOU CANNOT BE A FELON OR HAVE BEEN UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR ANY FELONY. 4) YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY NARCOTICS OR TRACES OF NARCOTICS IN YOUR SYSTEM. 5) YOU CANNOT BE SENILE, INCOMPETENT OR INSANE. 6) YOU MUST BE A BORN ON US SOIL AMERICAN CITIZEN AND COMPLETELY LOYAL TO THE COUNTRY. 7) YOU CANNOT HAVE ACCEPTED MONEY FROM FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS OR BUSINESSES. 8) YOU HAVE TO BE 100% FOR THE CONSTITUTION AND BILL OF RIGHTS. This list would Disqaulify most the the idiots who seek High Office but in return we'll get a pool of candidates who can actually be trusted!!!
Fun fact: the last non-cardinal to become pope only did so because 2 groups of cardinals refused to elect a pope for about 3 years, so he told them to stop messing around and choose someone, and he was chosen. He made 2 decrees: 1, that popes could retire, and 2, that he was retiring as pope
This is false, completely made up. He never retired, he died 5 years later. The main thing he did was changing the election. Basically he made rules like the cardinals can't leave the place of the election, among other rules. The pope makes the rules, so they can just retire anyway.
A bishop doesn't have to die or retire for you to become one. If a bishop needs help for various reasons you can become a bishop coadjutor. Though that is usually if a bishop is near his retirement age. But there is no exact rule
Easter Eggs: Star Wars royal guard in the bottom left of the screen among pictures of cardinals: 2:54 Bottom left cardinal sneaks his cell phone into his sleeve when told to give them to the bishop(?): 3:23 Right-most cardinal peeking to use a cell phone: 4:15
I love how theres almost 2000 years worth of music associated with the Catholic Church that could've been used for the background tune, but these guys decided to go with the music that I play when making pizza
+beamerball666 how about xXx_Terminator__3000_xXx or xXx_god_of_war_xXx or xXx_Karatos_the_god_slayer_xXx (greek god slayer if u had played the game & dont take this seriously)
@@yeetusfeetus713 Religion is arguably not a matter of Believe and therefore Each-One's-own-Matter, but actually more akin to a 'Problem of the Earth'... At least valid Questions and/or valid Criticism made by Atheist-Channels does suggest that.
@@ranjitsharma5811 I know. I was just explaining the total decades of experience that will take to become Pope. Just look at this one: Pope Francis - 44 years (23 as a presbyter, 21 as a bishop) Pope Benedict XVI - 54 years (26 as a presbyter, 28 as a bishop) Pope John Paul II - 32 years (12 as a presbyter, 20 as a bishop) Pope John Paul I - 43 years (23 as a presbyter, 20 as a bishop) Pope Paul VI - 43 years (34 as a presbyter, 9 as bishop) Pope John XXIII - 54 years (21 as a presbyter, 33 as a bishop) Your father will be long dead by the time you become pope and call him Son 🤣🤣🤣
@@arunmishra4311 yes, that's another way to say it, but I said "gay woman" to specifically highlight that if I was either of those things, I still couldn't do it. And I can call myself whatever I want lol but in this case it was a comedic choice
@@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 I mean of one of them doesn't exactly engage in the same number of illegal activities or else I would really pity the mob
@@klytouch5285 They get sent money by believers I think. Or maybe they sell their services but given how usually churches give money instead of receiving it, I doubt it
@@kurozumi9834 yes, a percent of tithes go to the Vatican, but perhaps even more income is from the interest on wealth collected from over a thousand years. No one knows for sure how wealthy the Vatican is, but it’s likely north of 15 billion dollars worth. It’s not clear what percent of that is interest bearing investments though.
“You can choose any name you like” Me: declares myself Julius Caesar, reestablishes the Roman Empire. Declares a holy crusade to take back Constantinople
Reminds me of a conversation I had with my brother over some beers. We argued for hours about what would likely happen if a modern pope declared a new crusade.
Would be possible. With 200 people and just 4 matches a day every 6 days. That is 24 matches a week, which would take some weeks. Throw in that people would start to complain because someone says the other cheated, and you have your months and as a record years
why a napolitan background music on a roman video? Now I want a video on how to became the San Francisco major with "I wish I was in Dixie" playing in the background XD
I remember watching this video in school😂 I love it just as much now, and I still have the same thought, I got disqualified from that career ladder right from the get go XD I was not born in the “correct” half of the population😛😎 I’m always the type of person to overthink my options, it’s nice to know it wouldn’t be possible for me to become the pope no matter what, however it is possible for my brother to become the pope, and he also likes to overthink his options. Now I tease him about how he could be the pope if he starts now, thank you for this👌❤️
Religion is arguably not a matter of Believe and therefore Each-One's-own-Matter, but actually more akin to a 'Problem of the Earth'... At least valid Questions and/or valid Criticism made by Atheist-Channels does suggest that.
Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today
Thanks
@Topside
I WAS GOING TO COMMENT THAT!
a grizzly bear has approved of this comment
Aren’t you a little young to be the pope?
Not at all @bruhmoment
No age restrictions mentioned in video at least
Instructions unclear; became the president of the United States.
Please fix this dumpster fire
Instructions unclear; became the Emperor of the Galactic Empire
@@pickleism253 I am the senate
We do need better qaulifications for President of the United States. Here are my recommendations: 1) MUST BE AT LEAST 21 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER. AGE LIMIT WILL BE 70 YEARS OLD. 2) YOU MUST HAVE A MASTERS IN POLITICAL SCIENCE OR A MASTERS DEGREE IN LAW. 3) YOU CANNOT BE A FELON OR HAVE BEEN UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR ANY FELONY. 4) YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY NARCOTICS OR TRACES OF NARCOTICS IN YOUR SYSTEM. 5) YOU CANNOT BE SENILE, INCOMPETENT OR INSANE. 6) YOU MUST BE A BORN ON US SOIL AMERICAN CITIZEN AND COMPLETELY LOYAL TO THE COUNTRY. 7) YOU CANNOT HAVE ACCEPTED MONEY FROM FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS OR BUSINESSES. 8) YOU HAVE TO BE 100% FOR THE CONSTITUTION AND BILL OF RIGHTS.
This list would Disqaulify most the the idiots who seek High Office but in return we'll get a pool of candidates who can actually be trusted!!!
If you like my list, please give it a "thumbs up" 👍 and rate + comment! Let's keep criminals OUT of our Government!!!
Fun fact: the last non-cardinal to become pope only did so because 2 groups of cardinals refused to elect a pope for about 3 years, so he told them to stop messing around and choose someone, and he was chosen. He made 2 decrees: 1, that popes could retire, and 2, that he was retiring as pope
Legend
BASED
Oh yeah, I heard about this in the historic documentary Pope Fights.
big time misinformation
This is false, completely made up. He never retired, he died 5 years later.
The main thing he did was changing the election. Basically he made rules like the cardinals can't leave the place of the election, among other rules.
The pope makes the rules, so they can just retire anyway.
I remember in school a kid gave a presentation on how he'd become a pope, and now I see where he got it
wait what
@@user-lo6uo1rj4s he's saying a kid in his school plagiarized this video for a project
@@jacksonsmith2955 plagiarism never fails to work expect for when it does
@@localhdmain6306 Amen 🙏🏻
@@localhdmain6306 plagiarism never fails to work expect for when it does
instructions unclear, became CEO of McDonalds
joycourier 🤣
Bro that's the same thing
@Alejandro Márquez A phedora?
Hey you got the money wil low expenses
congratulations! Enjoy your new job!
*"So you're saying there's a chance."*
*''YES!''*
Yesss XD
Mh yes the 0,000000000000001%
Niccolò argiolas lol
LMAO!
Me, a teenage Hindu girl: Yes, yes this is all vital information. I should note this down.
@Laasya yes, that's so brilliant of you.
3:23 I have been watching this video for years, and I literally *JUST* noticed one Cardinal hiding his phone instead of turning it in.
Instructions unclear: I’m now in jail for assassinating a bishop
Hahahahahahaha
He told you to wait for his death smh
This IS WAR!
@@niismo. he did. He waited for the bullet to pass through his skull
@@Flarflenugen at least he waited efficiently
Didn't know 19 million people were interested in becoming the pope. Looks like i have competition
Indeed,my freind indeed
I guess 15 million people are my enemy
Eliminate them
I'm not even catholic or a man and I want to be pope.
@@Privacymode well you already fail
I don't know why I need this knowledge but I was shocked that you explained it so simply and concisely in just a few minutes.
You must have been new here
Man, thanks for the tutorial, very clear. The problem is I misunderstood the religion and now I'm a Jewish Kohen. Any advice on how to proceed?
LMFAOOO
don't worry: the papacy is house of cards anyway so you could probably easily infiltrate it. Can't destroy the Orthodox Church though
With caution
@@0hhtecMusicianTheNotecianHero wrong indication. The orthodox has now been against each other. Easier to infiltrate them.
You picked the wrong select in the menu, gotta reset your game and pick Catholic to continue
“You can choose any name you want”
Popelo Escobar
Good one
Gacha verse
xd
pope john paul 666
yes.
Of course, moving up the ranks of Catholicism is pretty difficult. Once you become a bishop, you're only allowed to move diagonally.
noice
didn't undestood ?
@@nielsoconnel5136 In chess, bishops can only move diagonally.
@@bitequation314 Oh I didn't know it was called bishop in chess, and is "moving diagonally " a saying also ?
@@nielsoconnel5136 not really, but it's because I mentioned "moving up the ranks".
Props to the stickman who became Pope over the other stickmen. A true feat of faith and loyalty.
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?
LMAO 🤣 Love a great Holy Grail reference
“First, be a man...”
*MISSION FAILED, WE’LL GET EM NEXT TIME*
Made my day haha😂. Good luck next time
BurglaaR Tv Satire?
@@thewestwind_ don't bother with him
Odd Lebanatron Just poking fun
Aw the guy deleted his comment. Blast. 🤣
I got an ad that said become a priest. My journey starts here
I got that ad for this very video. I was very confused :)
@@adhityachandra4543 So wait for the video "How to Become Imam" ;-)
Guilherme Sartorato lmao I wish
@@guilhermesartorato93 What are you doing here bro 😂😂
@@guilhermesartorato93 Greetings from a christian brother ✝️❤️
A bishop doesn't have to die or retire for you to become one. If a bishop needs help for various reasons you can become a bishop coadjutor. Though that is usually if a bishop is near his retirement age. But there is no exact rule
Easter Eggs:
Star Wars royal guard in the bottom left of the screen among pictures of cardinals: 2:54
Bottom left cardinal sneaks his cell phone into his sleeve when told to give them to the bishop(?): 3:23
Right-most cardinal peeking to use a cell phone: 4:15
I love how theres almost 2000 years worth of music associated with the Catholic Church that could've been used for the background tune, but these guys decided to go with the music that I play when making pizza
@kou shik • 9K Views these musics aren't copyrighted, but ok
@kou shik • 9K Views ever heard of public domain? no?
The music is in the public domain, yes, but any recording of it is covered by a separate copyright.
@@beeble2003 And there's plenty of public domain recordings of public domain sacred music.
Well, there's something italian about it !
Now you can choose the name you like.... xXDaRk-JuAnCiToXx
+Đivector Kyané xXXPuSSySLaYerXXx
The twitter account of the vatican has something like "Pontefix" in his name which here in italy sounds extremely douchy
+That One Person
ERROR: This name has already been taken.
Pope Khorne!!!!
+beamerball666 how about
xXx_Terminator__3000_xXx
or xXx_god_of_war_xXx
or xXx_Karatos_the_god_slayer_xXx (greek god slayer if u had played the game & dont take this seriously)
Now that he has passed (rest in peace) I must now rewatch this video
The current pope is still alive
@@zombiegeddon4254 The one that resigned dropped dead
@@somedude5422 yeha i know that’s basically what I was sayin
21 million people want to be a pope
Instructions unclear, accidentally restarted the USSR
Don’t worry it’ll collapse again
There are no accidents
We all make mistakes in the heart of passion Jimbo.
but i can only work part time as pope... am i still good
Our ussr
Plot twist: The current pope followed this tutorial.
Actually once, the top liked comment on this video was from some account named "Pope Francis" and it said "LMAO! Thanks fam. It worked"
@@hemanthbhaskar6964 i know
@@hemanthbhaskar6964 yeah thats the real pope
Not present one but the next pope would have followed this.
@@rperm834 sarcasm is a thing ya know?
This is what I actually love about Catholicism, Protocols, Herachies, etc.
Even 10 years after I still come back to watch this
"You can pick any name you want"
Have you heard the tragedy of Pope Plagueius the Wise?
I'm sure it's not one the Cardinals would tell you
@@cjth3beast265 lmaaaooo I died here
@@nexusanphans3813 Take a seat, young bishop.
No
He didn't say this
It must be Pope then a Saint name
And I have s book with all the saints so gl!
2:53 Just look ar left corner...
I imagine someone asking the future pope
"How did you become a pope?" and he just drops "I watched CGP Grey"
Pope Francis: *yes*
@@yeetusfeetus713 Religion is arguably not a matter of Believe and
therefore Each-One's-own-Matter,
but actually more akin to a 'Problem of the Earth'...
At least valid Questions and/or valid Criticism made by Atheist-Channels
does suggest that.
@@loturzelrestaurant dude I am just making a joke
Darth Vader is now interested becoming a pope now?
Who?
Thanks!
I love the work, keep it up!!
3:23 Cardinal in the bottom-left hides his phone
Lol
And at the prayer he uses it
Hes our inside man
peak comedy
Yes
*”So class, what did you do over the summer?”*
Me and the boys:
The Simpsons is dead
@@moltenlava9816 nobody cares
@@moltenlava9816 Roblox is dead
@@moltenlava9816 who asked ? On my way rn
Ok so nobody asked
You mean... you and the little boys?
Every few months I come and check back in on this video just to find out that I am in fact, not the pope
Yeah… I could do that
FINALLY, now i can call my father "Son". Thanks for the tutorial
Underrated comment! But by that time, either your father will be very old or have died already due to old age.
@@mr.atheist8848 it was a joke
@@ranjitsharma5811 I know. I was just explaining the total decades of experience that will take to become Pope. Just look at this one:
Pope Francis - 44 years (23 as a presbyter, 21 as a bishop)
Pope Benedict XVI - 54 years (26 as a presbyter, 28 as a bishop)
Pope John Paul II - 32 years (12 as a presbyter, 20 as a bishop)
Pope John Paul I - 43 years (23 as a presbyter, 20 as a bishop)
Pope Paul VI - 43 years (34 as a presbyter, 9 as bishop)
Pope John XXIII - 54 years (21 as a presbyter, 33 as a bishop)
Your father will be long dead by the time you become pope and call him Son 🤣🤣🤣
@@mr.atheist8848 😐
@@mr.atheist8848 it is not unreasonable to assume that a 54 year old's father could be alive
100% of people here will never become a pope but we all watchin this just in case
Maybe a 12 year old is watching it, and in 60years he will be the pope. And cime back to this comment to laugh at you
@Deep Moticons There is a chance that one of the 14million people who watched this will become pope.
Plot twist Pope Francis watched this video
@@davidreyes7445 he did look at the top comment
Plot twist: after this video was released one person who watched it became a priest
I love being up at 3 AM watching a video on how to be a pope.
3:16 Wait i never noticed this video was posted 9 days before Pope Benedict XVI resigned
CZcams algorithm: Wanna become a pope? This is how
Me a Muslim: Interesting
Me, an athiest gay woman
@@Natalie-101 it's lesbian
@@arunmishra4311 yes, that's another way to say it, but I said "gay woman" to specifically highlight that if I was either of those things, I still couldn't do it. And I can call myself whatever I want lol but in this case it was a comedic choice
Ha
Cause its hard to be an caliph seriously there are so many faction now
Lmao thanks fam it worked
Dude you seriously need to clean house.
gg
U, sir, are at a new level of humor
@GamingMaster _09 that would be even worse
gg dud ._.
Well done (and side note: bonus point for correct usage of “penultimate”!)
Thanks dawg this helped me alot 🙏
youtube: 'wanna know how to become a pope?'
me, a Hindu: "yeah sounds interesting"
Same
Anyone can become a Catholic, I mean, If your dream is becoming Pope, for some reason, you can always try
Same
@@dhv2852 If you become a catholic though, you can't become a member of the Royal Family in the UK.
@@user-ir6mk6me7t are u a royal family?
I'm Muslim but I'm glad I spent these 5 minutes listening to these tips that I will never do
@@Jesusisgodamen11 cuz it’s interesting
@@Jesusisgodamen11 I really like learning about other religion,beliefs and thoughts,I believe we can listen and read to learn
@@literally_a_neck yeah if everyone just hears eachother out people can come to an understanding and generally be more educated
@@user-bs2vb2sr5w yeah I can't imagine how amazing every society would be if it just had more listening between people
@@user-bs2vb2sr5w instead of just empty judgments that we encounter everyday
This video is 10 years old and its better then most modern videos???
What if I named myself pope pope to confuse people
Had a family member reach the level of Cardinal, didn't realize how much he actually had to go through.
Wishing your fam luck on becoming the next pope
Woah. That's cool
Make sure he becomes a pope so you can tell us what secret lies in the Vatican
Keep updating us
@@veeer2255 yess
“You can choose any name you want”
XxLittleKidDestroyer69xX
imagine this happening for real XD
69 likes
NUB it could happen because memes are taking over the planet
XxLittleKidDestroyer69xX The First.
The fuck, 89 likes. Now my previous comment makes no sense.
Very accurate. Well done!
thankyou for making this video found it very helpful, im now on my way to get a masters divinity and a masters in catholic philosaphy
This sounds a lot like how to become the boss in a mafia family
No differences between these 2 groups.
@@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 I mean of one of them doesn't exactly engage in the same number of illegal activities or else I would really pity the mob
Well I know that Mafia economy mostly trading illegal in drugs but what is the Vatican economy.. what are they trading .??..🤔....☮️🖖
@@klytouch5285 They get sent money by believers I think. Or maybe they sell their services but given how usually churches give money instead of receiving it, I doubt it
@@kurozumi9834 yes, a percent of tithes go to the Vatican, but perhaps even more income is from the interest on wealth collected from over a thousand years. No one knows for sure how wealthy the Vatican is, but it’s likely north of 15 billion dollars worth. It’s not clear what percent of that is interest bearing investments though.
"How to become a Pope"
*Me a female Orthodox Christian: I've been looking all over for this*
Me, a female athiest
im a female orthodox convert as well (:
@@Natalie-101 lol
@Daniel Sczebel same here
I'm female but catholic
01:18 *moves diagonally*
and then he sacrificed the BISHOP!
-Levy Rozman
It would be interesting to see a similar video about how to become Ecumenical Patriarch in orthodoxy.
There is A Easier Way:
1- Be Very Old
2- Wear Pope Clothes
3- Declare Your Self Anti-Pope
4- Invade Vatican
5- Become Pope
AffanDede sa
as
It has never worked tho
There is no shortcut to become hokage
@James not really that strange considering swiss made excellent mercenaries and the swiss guard just sort of stayed on.
0:56 "Master of Divinity" sounds like the final upgrade to the healing magic tree of some RPG
Ikr lmao
LMAOOOOO
it sounds like a modded terraria weapon
@@jsgv7935 yo wanna play terraria?
@@970A sure what's yo discord
R.I.P. Benedict XVI.
thanks, really helpful
Instructions unclear: I joined the illuminati
I joined the Illuminazi
We are real you know?
@@Astral_YT lol me too
That works too
Uh, illuminati, I got the robot inquisition
...so we could have a pope named "His Holiness Hash Slinging-Slasher"?
SpongeBob!
+James F eliminate only the impossible
or "Antidisestablishmentarianism sells sea shells by the sea shore and picked a pack of pickled peppers"?
Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Springing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging, daa.
No, the system makes this impossible to happen
Thank you for making this video. I think I will become a pope now.
You need to be a human though
Imagine after 10 years CZcams recommends this to you
“You can choose any name you like”
Me: declares myself Julius Caesar, reestablishes the Roman Empire. Declares a holy crusade to take back Constantinople
You cant do that as a Pope...wait...you can...o_0
Can I come with you....?...... sound's like a plan!
Lets do this!
Reminds me of a conversation I had with my brother over some beers. We argued for hours about what would likely happen if a modern pope declared a new crusade.
..so basically, you'll take back modern day Turkey?? not worth the time mate...take Palestine territory instead. ..
I love the idea of all the cardinals just getting together and having a rock-paper-scissors tournament to see who becomes the next pope
Would be possible. With 200 people and just 4 matches a day every 6 days. That is 24 matches a week, which would take some weeks. Throw in that people would start to complain because someone says the other cheated, and you have your months and as a record years
If i were pope i would make it an mma tounament because watching a bunch of old men slug it out would be amazing
@@moogcult6492 you got yourself entertainment from up their
listen to me dont listen to him
What abput chess without moving the bishop
cheers for the weekend plans
Bros put the CC on is amazing
If I was Pope I'd call myself Palpatine and the cardinels would be my imperial guards
Cardinals*
Misty Luck So be it, young fool.
+Lord Humungus if you want to see a fool,look into the mirror dumb fuck
Misty Luck How rude.
+Lord Humungus cardinals would be your senate.
I want a Netflix series that follows a manipulative man underhandedly work his way into becoming Pope.
They can call it: House of Cardinals
Thats if you like reality tv in the first place
Cardinal McCarrick was pretty high up before he got defrocked. Was basically Kevin Spacey IRL.
Fun fact that is called an antipope, there were some of those in history but only like 5
You're talking about reality 😉
That’s just the plot of Angels and Demons, the Dan Brown novel/movie
I didn't know I wanted to become Pope until this video and somehow I'm sad about being late on this career path.
Instructions unclear i am now the king of Floridian alligators
It is weird how you can bearly tell the difference between a seven year old video and a week old video.
His videos are that high quality
@@frut_jooos fax
Consistent youtuber, a rare commodity
yes, his videos never age
shit this comment is 7 months old rn, Illuminatti confirmed, beware of the church
Step one: get a really tall hat
Step two: challenge the current pope to a hat battle
Step three: hat battle to the death
Lauren Simon This unironically was the reason why tf2 died
Raime The Fume Knight died? I mean its not at its peak but 50k players daily.
Ekkdkldksk Ifbdbsknskf Yeah that was dumb of me to say but you can't deny that tf2 is going the same route as CSGO
Lauren Simon I
kkkkkkkkkkkkk
thank you, im going to try this when i get home from work 😃
POV: you have a free weekend. ahh, I should become a pope...
My pope name would be pope sicle.
Clever...
dead😂😂😂😂😂
fuck. Pope corn......fucking drinking water while reading that
+justAguyDs
Don't drown bro/sis
how about pope tart
the left cardinal hides his cellphone 3:22
lmfao rofl
Good eye 🤣
Gotta clear that browser history of little boys
What the fuck do you use them eyes for
4:15 and one is using his cellphone lmao
Whenever I feel sad, I always read this video’s comment section.
The Mussolini story on Spanish (Spain) subtitles is really interesting
"You can choose any name you want"
Me: Pope Biggus Dickus The 69th
Wife's Incontinentia
Pope Jesus Christ
YuRRdZAFF khheee
✋😌👌 best name
Pambansang Bayaw He ranks very highly in Rome
Instructions unclear, burned down Notre Dame.
oh no xD
Too soon?
Ninja burnt it!! What are you talking about??
😂😂
ok
Thanks, I will try tomorrow!
why a napolitan background music on a roman video? Now I want a video on how to became the San Francisco major with "I wish I was in Dixie" playing in the background XD
Imagine seeing the pope say in the comments, thanks for the guide it realy worked,
lmao
that would be blasphemy
raw trout Yup..
Lmao
How do we know you aren't the pope?
3:22 the far left cardinal kept his phone
Oh no
He really hiding his phone💀💀😂
Bot.o where
P
I'm not 100% sure, but I think that may be an Apostolic Nuncio
I remember watching this video in school😂
I love it just as much now, and I still have the same thought, I got disqualified from that career ladder right from the get go XD
I was not born in the “correct” half of the population😛😎
I’m always the type of person to overthink my options, it’s nice to know it wouldn’t be possible for me to become the pope no matter what, however it is possible for my brother to become the pope, and he also likes to overthink his options. Now I tease him about how he could be the pope if he starts now, thank you for this👌❤️
helpful video, might speedrun this
A bishop in my area just retired.
*nice*
And so did a priest just now
*double nice*
Nice
nice
nice
Nice
nice
The video: "How to become a pope"
Almost 12M people: "This is exactly what i was looking for"
Like bait.
Lol
thanks for the tut
now i know why this got in my recommended 1:16
Some guy on the street: You have a 0.00003% chance of becoming the pope.
Christian guy: Eh, I'll go for it.
You bigot! You called me a Christian! When I’m really Catholic!!!
@@IsraelCountryCube Aren't Christians bigots instead?
Israel Country Cube shut the fuck up you jew
A A Catholics are Christian 😂
Israel Country Cube Catholics ARE Christians
"Wait" for the current pope to die.
Got it
Hear you loud and clear
Well, yes. But they prefer you not talk about that.
"Oh no! The Pope seems to have fallen on that knife, what a shame...
So should we start the voting now, or?"
Swiss Guard? Keep an eye on this one.
Send your spymaster to the vatican to increase chances of the murder plot firing
Thanks! This worked perfectly.
Thanks I'm going to try this myself.
2:53 is nobody going to talk about the praetorian on the far left there?
No I didn't even notice. Fits right in! 😂😂
This deserves more likes
Lol
We noticed. We always notice.
I assume you mean.imperial royal guard, not a praetorian guard
Ok, forget it. You had me wanting to be a cardinal until you said they take away the carrier pigeons.
Religion is arguably not a matter of Believe and
therefore Each-One's-own-Matter,
but actually more akin to a 'Problem of the Earth'...
At least valid Questions and/or valid Criticism made by Atheist-Channels
does suggest that.
For a brief interval.
@@GeorgeDCowley Up to 3 years sometimes kappa
Putin pigeon
Well yeah, they use cardinals instead.
very helpful tutorial
thanks for the advice, im now a bishop in new mexico