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I'm Brazilian and it's scary how accurate the video is, more scary than have to live in Brazil? No, but still hella scary 😅
Nosso país é uma vergonha msmkkkkkk Intankavel o bostil
É incrível como o cara fez memes relativamente específicos e muito precisos LKKKKKKKKKK
Faz o l
Pode cre
Faz o L meu amigo
I'm from Colombia and I confirm: Colombia ceased to exist after Hippos destroyed our homeland in record time
Jajajajaja los hipopótamos de Pablo xddddd
ahora van poder montar hipopotamos a la escuela o echarse una hamburguesa salvaje
hey portuqueef
The "Brazilian kids going to school" is the same feeling as American kids AT school ☠️
Hironia do destino
Not including colombia is a certified W venezuluan patriot
Fr❤
you know, it’s funny how taylor swift actually thought that she was going to be able to stop milei from getting into power, not even being from argentina. as if her opinion matters.
(not sending any hate to taylor, just stating my OPINION)
Can I ask you how she thought that she could stop Milei from becoming president? I never heard her talk about that :P
@@felipeduarte- bro it’s literally in the video-
@@giaphobia I know its in the video, but what really happened is that a big part of the swiftie fandom in argentina was opposed to Javier Milei. If you know a video or something that Taylor said that she wanted to prevent Milei to become president, it'll make sense then :P
@@felipeduarte-i believe it’s almost the same concept as what she did at the super bowl recently. idk if you’re brazilian or not but i read this news article from Uol in portuguese talking abt how the eras tour in argentina had slogans against milei or something like that.
sorry if my first reply sounded rude that really wasn’t my intention
@@giaphobia Don't worry about that, I was just a little curious about that haha. Anyways, I live in Argentina and I can say that the propaganda was against Milei but that were the SWIFTIES and not Taylor. Maybe she didn't knew about our political situation but I can say that she never talked about Milei on her concerts or at least in public. When I was in Buenos Aires, there was a lot of propaganda around the stadium from both Milei and Massa and it wasn't a Taylor's thing.
Como um brasileiro eu confirmo que ir para a escola no Brasil é exatamente assim. Segunda-feira eu tive que atravessar a Amazônia, montado em um T-rex enquanto eu atirava contra traficantes do Rio de Janeiro, ao mesmo tempo em que escutava samba na minha caixa de som importada do Paraguai.
Patético, hoje quando fui pra escola, vários traficantes com bazooka e snipers tentavam atirar em min, ainda bem que tenho o poder de desviar de todas as balas (o básico) e tbm estava dançando samba ao mesmo tempo, a cada esquina que eu virava tinha uma sucuri gigantesca tentando me devorar e tinha uma onça correndo atrás de min
@@sainjor3932 tapoha, então tinha cobras grandes e onças pintudas atrás de tu vet?
@@sainjor3932 Só hoje tive que impedir 7 assaltos chutando uma bola de futebol na cara de cada um dos criminosos. O legal é que quando eu derrubava eles a galera gritava GOOOOOL e todo mundo começava a sambar no meio da rua! Valeu a pena!
guy forgot about colombia
sorryyyyyyyy
Colombia be like: C O C A I N E
@@flashback860The first thing I hear about Colombia has always been coffee, emeralds or maybe Shakira. Cocaine goes more to Bolivia
🇨🇴: when you buy some delicious empanadas but the police try to arrest you for no reason. Average day in the country of beauty realismo mágico
@@flashback860not even that, Bolivia has replaced Colombia as the "coke guy" here on South America
A Normal day in south america
I live in the alternate reality where D.Pedro never fell and we became the top world power by 1949, and we are now 300 years more advanced in tecnology and in social care. We even developed a device that makes possible to send manssages to other realities by youtube (now called "Seutubo" after it was bought by Brazil in 2015)
boa kkk
SeuTubo kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Pimenta no SeuTubo dos outros é refrigerante
ent quer dizer que o mundo finalmente virou frutiger aero?
@@jktech2117 Sim 🙏🏻
Tudo aqui é branco e azul, com bolhas aleatórias por toda parte. Minha casa, inclusive é uma bolha bem bonita
As a chilean, if Gabriela mistral and Pablo neruda never existed our poetry would probably some mid rapper talking about sex. (Ahem, Marcianeke)
Brasilian: HEY, mid rapper talking about sex is our thing.
DON'T TRY TO STEAL IT!!!
Another chilean here, I'm sorry Bro, it already is just mid rappers
@@kitsunedude8085 If they dont have an "Drug Addict" Voice then is ours
@@theboi1430 Deal🤝
@@elgatodecorbata7455Lamentablemente Chile no es la única víctima jajaja
Bro, I just thought "I hope he has something to say about my country (Colombia)" and it was literally the only country that didn't came out HAhahaha
soryyyyy i forgor
@@AportuGeese A suggestion of mine is to mention it if this video gets a sequel. I can think of that in the context of Panama independence and of the older Gran Colombia.
As a Colombian, you should be satisfied. Colombia has the potential of being one of the most roasted.
Ya que olvidaste a Colombia, haznos un vídeo aparte. Seguramente lo disfrutarás mientras aprendes más de nosotros 😎🇨🇴
Medio vídeo solo trato de Brasil se nota que le gusta mucho ese país o piensa que Latinoamérica solo está conformada por Brasil
@@Lqyrenkkl El canal es de Portugal, por algo será xd
@@Lqyrenkkl y por eso puso a peru, uruguay, paraguay, chile, argentina, ecuador, venezuela y bolivia, o sea toda sudamerica menos colombia
@@Edguuin xD
@@EdguuinMejor, que Colombia no sea el hazmerreir una sóla vez. Para variar.
Idk why ironically Brazil is the most close in culture but one of the most far away from Mexico like culture, religion, ridiculous situations, memes, stupid soap operas, ridiculous moments like this video & obviously this big heartwarming feeling of their people. I love guys
🇲🇽❤🇧🇷
Irmãos separados pela distância 🇧🇷🤝🇲🇽
I'm brazilian and Brazil has nothing in common with mexico
1 USD in guaranies is 7000 gs but thats like an equivalent of 7 dollars, we just add more zeroes for some reason just like Colombia does
Porque nuestra moneda no está devaluada por eso mantiene los ceros
3:03 confirmo
It's a well known fact that it's taught to kids before they even touch a book.
Se Dom Pedro II continuasse provavelmente seria desse jeito mesmo
argumentos?
@@AAAaahhjBem... Levando em conta a republiqueta atual... Nem sei o que seria menos pior
Falso
@@venturinnise vc escolhe o menos pior, vc não escolhe o melhor, o melhor nunca é aquilo que vc acredita, um sábio (não lembro o nome) sempre dizia que se vc defende uma tese, vc é um ignorante, e ele estava certo, falo isso por experiência própria
@@sainjor3932 A questão é que não tem opção melhor num país como o Brasil, irmão kkkkkkkk é algo quase que sistemático e enraizado. Porém, mesmo assim, eu pagaria pra ver como seria o nosso país se permanecesse monárquico. É uma aposta.
As a Paraguayan I confirm that this is 100% accurate, specially the "Triple Alianza" war
argentina no tuvo nada que ver, fue brasil el que aniquilo a todo paraguay, argentina se retiro muchisimo antes
@@inglesperales4809 eso no quita que hayan hecho el tratado y formado parte de la guerra? Que descaro para decir que no tuvo nada que ver cuando tienen territorios anteriormente paraguayos jajajaja
@@themagikarp0203 paraguay literal invadio argentina secuestrando mujeres y civiles, ademas si quieres reclamarle algo ve a reclamarle a brazil, siempre nos echan la culpa a los argentinos cuando literal nos retiramos muchisimo antes. Los brasileros fueron los que armaron un genocidios acabando con niños y mujeres, el ejercito argentino nada tuvo que ver y teniamos legitimo derecho de defendernos de la agresion de ustedes
@@themagikarp0203por lo menos solo se mantuvo en consideración (en ese momento) de literalmente cortar a Paraguay en dos entre Argentina y Brasil.
@@inglesperales4809tbh argentima se retiro antes por problemas internos, se gestaba una revolución en el país por los costos de una guerra que en principio solo Buenos Aires estaba plenamente informada, la guerra de la triple alianza en la planificación estaba estipulada a unas semanas, menos de un mes, al final duró 5 años. Argentina no se retiro por empatia o consideración sino por problemas internos y por la incompetencia militar demostrada en la batalla de Curupayty, ese fue el punto de quiebre argentino, Brasil no tenia esos problemas ya que al ser un imperio el poder estaba centralizado.
Javier Milei is white, I don't understand why those living in the United States are so obsessed with skin color.
Because they are just stupid
Slavery
I dont know if it means Milei is bad, but lemme tell ya, as an Argentinean, we couldnt be any worse. Previous governments sucked really bad and its good that we have a president with some actual humanity for once. Lots of people complaining that its looking real rough for the economy but they've BEEN warning that it would be like this since day 1. Plus, they also said that the next few months will be worse, but it will get better afterwards. This is not because of them, but because of the previous government which left us at practically a hyperinflation
anyways im gonna jelq
average pubertarian
@@Androbott they'll watch milei videos on your funeral
@@Androbott also,ive seen american libertarians. They're much worse,while the ones from argentina want to better their country thats been corrupted by the left
@@Androbott average kirchnevirgo
milei is great, first superavit in 12 years and monthly inflation decreasing? why cant every country have a milei? the guy is just great.
not only a good leader and great economist, but also very charismatic, funny and wholesome.
i love the dog spiritual guidance think, it really warms my heart. im glad to see finally someone in power that dont see non-human animals as irrational soulless objects, but as actual people.
it was already studied in regards of non-human rationality and been more and more common to notice that many species the members are rational, self aware and even has their localised language just like humans.
humans are animals with some extra creativity and handy hands, this is really the thing that differentiates and caused most evolution.
As a brazilian i disagree that ppl go to college to work at mcdonald, Uber would be more acurate.
And not everyplace here is fucked up like Rio de Janeiro security system
Japan casually hiding Alberto Fujimori from crimes against humanity :
slk tava rindo feito um ganso afogado nesse vídeo kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk bom demais mano, tamo junto 🇧🇷⚜️🤝🇵🇹⚜️🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💪💪🐎
KKKKKK COMO ASSIM UM GANSO AFOGADO? ISSO LÁ É IDEIA BOY? KKK
the dogs advice is working, argentina inflation just decreased a lot and they for the first time in 12 years had a superavit.
moral of history? trust ur best doggo friend for stuff!
The hatred for kirchners was stronger than comon sense dude
In Argentina we had our first superávit in ten years and our huge ass inflation is already going down little by little, suck on that lol
Cada dia mas convencido que vote bien al votarlo a milei🗿
im brazilian and im an milei fan, i just ever thought abt the ideas hes doing in argentina rn... im glad to finally see a leader that thinks exactly the same as me, im glad to see its actually working too and that i was right abt my theories (like, i was ever a supporter of voucher system and other stuff)
many "left-wing" brazilians might attack milei but is more likely that they are jealous of you guys.
the fact that ghost dogs are doing a better job to help the president and stuff than most governments in the world is funny, dogs are indeed the best friends of everyone.
y esa inflación bajando is in the room with us??
Cómo sudamericano Confirmo 🚬🗿
🇦🇷Momento argentina 🇦🇷
really the fact that spiritual guide dogs are more helpful than most governments in the world is truly funny for me.
im just happy for you guys finally getting ur country better and i really hope milei win elections again (im brazilian, tho)
milei should just rule the whole latin america tbh XD the guy is just the perfect leader i think, the only politician i genuinely like.
02:23 money more stable than Argentina, at least it fulfills its function :/
You couldn't even buy a plate of food with just one dollar in Paraguay so I don't understand that part, we are not economically that bad
France mentioned 🥳🥳🥳
Shut your baguette up ( jk 🇧🇷🤝🇲🇫 )
Once again, dropping the hard truths! Não falha!
my boy is back and hes already cooking
Mucho video en tu nacionalismo Brasukaka.
as a brazilian, i agree. milei is doing A GREAT JOB in argentina... like... AN AMAZING ONE and im his fan, i wish every country had a president like him. i was never fan of a politician before milei.
1:36 Sou brasileiro é posso confirmar isso 🇧🇷
Why everyone just think about Rio, when is Brazil? Brazil is not only rio.
fazer o que né
2:48 *Now, Is my money i'm rich gor the 1st South America it's very nice 🇵🇪 😎😎😎*
BRAZIL MENTIONED
2:25 In fairness they kinda brought it on themselves.
Welcome back king
I never thought being called “just a long beach” would hurt that much lol
I’m surprised for Argentina you did not Falkland or German officer jokes
Uruguay has more German ancestry than Argentina lol
@@PragandSens Uruguay only has more in proportion since there are only 3 million inhabitants, Argentina has more in quantity
Supongo que ya esta quemado ese mene
Brasil tem mais que todos 12 milhões
1:40 essa doeu, essa doeu no peito
That COD MW2 clip killed me
1:48 song?
2:05 did she actually tried to do this?
yeah there was a whole campaign of "TAYLOR DOES NOT VOTE FOR MILEI" and it failed horribly. Btw, its good that it failed because it was that or actual dictatorship
I hate taylor swift but wdym dictatorship?
@@eljalapeno its a long story, the other candidate was part of the whole Kirchner side, which is a whole mafia
@@DripDragonhead it was not a dictatorship, stop diluting the word, saludos desde uruguay.
Long Live Venezuela. From Venezuela.
As a Colombian I can confirm that Pablo Escobar's lose hippos did indeed eat the entire population of my country
BRAZIL MENTIONED????????? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
0:05 All of this coming from a Portuguese.
The joke tells itself
Average Chileans not knowing comedy in the slightest:
@@superchad3000 Well, you are not entirely wrong…
What do you mean if dom pedro didn’t abdicate? It was forced
2:48 lol that Alejandro Toledo be Like 🤑🇵🇪
The accurracy is getting frightening
Eleição deu gatilho...
1:27 Naw fam that's just the world
0:36 what is this song???
Do South Asia be like
From Peru, duuuuuuuude accurate af, puro votante de Pedro Castillo Aaaaaa
2:47 music name plz
Viva Argentina!!
echen al merluzo de chile
You are cruel but just, I commend you the medal of "OFFF"
1:36 It could be the same if Doctor Enéas was elected, no?
You forgot the part where Argentina economy is in shambles and everyome from south america fors to the country to study in some college for free
Yeah, but not anymore
argentina economy is getting better tho, milei just caused the first superavit in 12 years and monthly inflation was practically cut in half.
As an Brazilian, "Brazilian kids" no, Rio de Janeiro kids*
And Dom Pedro never abdicated, He was expelled, but yes, Brazil would be a better country if it was still a monarchy.
song 2:56 ????????????? plsss helppppppp
i'm argentinian and that's my reaction all the mornings when i see a Peronist 1:58
As a chilean this is very true💀
the source for that is an unauthorized biography made by former colleagues who don't like him too much. Not surprising how far something most likely untrue can go, but at least it's funny to say that a dead dog is doing more than peronists have done in 20 years
Why is Millei not White in the thumbnail
Where is Colombia?
Controversal statement: Brazil would be more powerful than the USA by now if they just spoke Spanish.
Dom Pedro II be like:
Viva la libertad carajo 🇦🇷
Apart from the imperial Brazil part everything is accurate.
You forgot many great events in Latin history. Pinochet coup, che, etc.
You could talk more about bolivar.
0:46 I think they failed
I am from Argentina and this is very real 😅😅
3:26 jajaja se parece al Oficial Gordillo un comediante de Tucuman Argentina, el rostro es igualito xD
As a Colombian 🇨🇴 i feel deeply offended.
As a Venezuelan that was pretty acurate
I am Colombian and he confirmed what about Paraguay.
2:43 *Her lost on peruvian, but*
You forgot to mention that in Peru we are ruled by druglords and conmen that every single day are changing the law to favor them so that they stay in power. Oh, and the native representation issue is more complex than that (they probably need guns more than representation right now so that they can fight illegal loggers and land dealers, not to mention illegal miners, but that's just my idea)
1:48 Painfully true
Nah man, we good, kids with guns is a murica thing.
Not the nazi joke on argentinians/uruguayans again 😭
What about Peru is exquisitely true
Should have just called the video "brazil be like"
Brazilian Lore 100% Accurate
Were is uldarash becoming history
Viva Pedro II o Magnanimo!!!
Queria ter esses delírios
Mas é, literalmente, como ele é conhecido historicamente! "O Magnânimo"@@sainjor3932
@@sainjor3932Que delírios?
@@perna_longa_comunistaos cara xinga, e sai sem dar nenhum argumento... acha q eles sabem do q tão falando?
na parte do dom pedro é real
That would be Argentina they love to loan money from China 😂
Lmao the Peruvian one is factual
Es una ofensa no haber puesto a "El Salvador" x'd.
Desde cuándo El Salvador está en Sudamérica, crack?
@@humanexe3366 Vrga si es cierto, soy un pendejo xddd
Im from Peru and is real, Pedro Castillo is so rich when he assumed
I wouldn't call them native peruvians but what is referred to in that part is true
As a Uruguayan I can confirm.. Yes, in fact, we have a Hitler picture in one of our rooms.
As a person who lived in Bolivia, I think it’s more like: the government spending all the money previous governments made on useless shit rather than anything actually useful for bolivias future”