Avoiding WAG Territory - YMH Highlight
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- čas přidán 27. 11. 2021
- Men just don't seem to know how to maintain their appearance as they get older. In fact, if Tom were single, he'd probably be firmly in Weird Alone Guy Territory.
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I think single Tom would be the type of guy women would be into because he's super chill and funny. They'd eventually give up though cause he would never realise they liked him
Ok
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He'd have to throw in the "do you like your life" attitude or I'd think he's one of those guys that are too nice. That would ruin it imo
Me in college...not bragging at all by the way. I was a total dumbass who couldn't read most women and didn't believe my friends when they flat out told me someone liked me. Turns out, there's a pretty narrow window for most girls when it comes to liking you when you also blow them off too many times in a row, unintentionally or not. The girls I got with tended to be the ones to walk right up to me and say something along the lines of "I like you, do you wanna go make out?". That tends to clear up any ambiguity and ease the insecurity just a tad.
@@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 ya I was pretty dense (and maybe still am) when I was younger and going to university. I recall a few instances of being so tone deaf ughhhhhh lol
The dudes in the back are better than any laugh track ever.
Nadav has the funniest laugh 😂
It is a laugh track
@@zacharypayne4080 wrong lol
@@zacharypayne4080 It is not
@@iLurq it's the same laugh every time..you are wrong
TS, wearing a hoodie: "Now I can dress distinguished..."
CP, wearing a pink beanie, Adidas jacket, and a Mr. T shirt: "Now that I can afford to buy nicer things..."
Being able to do something is different than actually doing it.
3x$$, whoo! Nowottamean?
Now that I'm 50, getting a bite to eat or extra sleep in lieu of sex is extremely relatable.
Was already there at 30 lol
Witya bruv.
40……
I feel like Christina has to remind him to have sex. Like it’s a tune up he needs.
Me at 33
My life is about to change for the better, I have been in and out of homelessness for 5 years since 19, and now I prepare to start my second business with my friend. The first one didn’t do so well but now is doing better so my life is starting to turn around.
I like how he says you should look good for your age not to dress like you're still 20 cut to his wife dressed like a teenager lmao
This is so funny. I Never gave a fuck the way I dressed, literally up until this year. I'm 33 about to be 34, I'm talking my entire closet was white t shirts cause theyre cheap and never wanted to waste time being one of these whats hip guys wearing whatevers trendy, regular jeans that looked like shit, a few select hoodies and jackets and just basic shoes. This year I did a complete overhaul of my closet, added colors, a variety of shoes, all new jeans etc etc and colognes. I legit feel better. And I always cut my own hair all my life because balding at a young age and just a scragly beard. Finally went to a barber and now feeling good. It really does make a difference just putting in a bit of effort.
Good for you :) Shit does not have to be too nice/expensive, but putting a little bit of thought and care into what you are wearing really makes a difference.
God I relate lol. I used to make fun of my dad for always wearing black socks lol. The first time I moved out on my own....I bought black socks so I didn't have to bleach them lmao. Then I hit 30. I looked around and thought "what the fuck am I wearing". Once I upgraded I felt so much better.
I'm a cop and before that I worked in a pawn shop. Needless to say I've came across some interesting characters. Let me tell you, women can have shitty breath as well.
Well, to be fair, in your line of work, they're not sending their best to you
Christina is delusional.
Yea I remember plenty of female teachers leaning over my shoulder when I was sitting at my desk and I wanted to die.
@@Dev-In-Denver123 That was just their rancid cooter 💦
@@MASTER-SHAKEAlright, now you come
I think I might be a WAG
Jesus. This cut deep. I'm Tom's age too. But Christina described me as the weird single guy via Tom.
Keep feathering it brother!!
Some real good mom and dad advice towards the end here. Thanks mommies
Hearing Nadav and the other guys laughing in the back makes this so much more funny
I need to see footage of them laughing in the control room because I find it hard to believe that they are really fucking dying that hard lmaooo
Maybe they laugh extra loudly so they'll be heard.
Sometimes i think they have a soundbite
It's nadav doing his signature dirty J cackle
It's definitely something they encourage. They found out people thought it was funny so they started telling him to laugh loud whenever he found something funny. The podcast used to be so quiet before it lol.
I've definitely seen Nadav laugh and he is extremely loud in some episodes.
Touch my camera through the fence
Can’t wait to see you live!
trying to avoid being what you are is when you spiral into seriously dangerous serial killer territory. but on the plus side many SKs are never apprehended
_That's_ the "plus side?"
Hahahajaha yes why so serious fml
What a wonderful take
31 year old male here.
Most times I'd rather sleep then go get laid. I've been clean and sober for almost 5 years now and during this time, I've been laid 4 maybe 5 times. Been over a year now since last.
Same here man. It's crazy how fast people disappear when you decide to get sober
Been sober 14 years and it doesn't change
How much do you weigh?
Going out to hook up can be exhausting. Plus it's a shit show in the bar scene.
I effin love these two! Goals all day long man.
Effin love Tom's reaction to the laughs... like "Oh man..."
I just found out that yellow have a podcast; and let me just say I watch yellow every morning before work. Love you guys 😝
Yall*
fucking auto correct doesn't know my southern ass yet
This is the best H3 podcast I’ve ever seen
The best thing about YMH is the engineers laughing
Engineers is a heavy term with this crew 🤣
Just got right into it in this clip
I love these guys relationship. there so god dam funny as well. love these guys
Tom is going to “send Christina to see Garth soon”, if you know what I mean, so he will probably be single again soon enough. He keeps trying to kill her. Pushing her down stairs and all. Tom, make sure your wearing your official O.J. Killing gloves so you don’t get caught.
Hearing the Booth Bois cackling in the back is the greatest thing about this podcast.
i love the guy laughing in the backgound
This clips are always great. Wish YMH would upload video to Spotify, not just audio.
Thanks
I love you guys so damn much.
yes. its easily half the show here. so great 😂
This conversation was real af, high and tight👖
yo these background laughs are insane
Lol young tom is me. Too dumb just living his life and just doing what his stomach tells him to see how he’s fucking up
This clip made me floss my teeth.
It made me buy floss, ha ha.
What’s WAG? All I know is the British slang for “Wives and girlfriends” for athletes.
Weird alone guy
The weird creepy alone guys on the tok
Bro, it's literally in the video description
Huh, I was surprised not to see this abbreviation on Urban Dictionary, because of how spot on and original WAG is. (=Weird Alone Guy)
@@astralblue thanks kiddo
8:00-8:25 it’s funny the eludingggggg they are doing to Bert rn lol
I clicked on this video because I didn’t know what a WAG was, I was playing off WAP in my head trying to figure it out. I’m a total WAG and I’m so content with it
I'm honestly still trying to figure out the acronym can you tell me even Google dont know haha
@@l1m0b0at3Weird Alone Guy.
@MyEnemy damn son thanks I guess. Haha, I had deleted everything about this from my mind until now lmao
@@l1m0b0at3 LMAO, my fault.
"Dad mouth" 🤣😂 im fucking dead!
He is my spirit animal lmao
Good chit!
Fedsmoker might have some good tips on looking good when you age :)
I relate to Tom he’s a real one
I’m more AG without the W and I’m content with it after ten years of marriage and various other relationships. I’m better off alone.
i wish this was audio only
I love how some women get offended or insult you if you don’t feel like hooking up the second they open the door
I feel like at the end there they were talking about each other to each other..
"Weird alone guy?"
Never answer when someone asks.
No one is looking.
Beg to differ! Most fast food stops on I-77 include some seriously stanky femme aeromatiques!
All these wags and waggettes, get some baguettes.
The guy laughing in the background made this clip 😂
Fuckin love they used the ancient aliens guy as a WAG
That's the crazy thing about being human is that we are more self conscious than other animals, so we have to watch ourselves age
I don't get the ever present Ghostcackle . It's a laugh-track for a haunted house.
8:30
"Get better clothes"
2 people dressed like they are homeless.
Sometimes I wonder what Toms cousin Brian is up too 🤔. I wonder if he’s a millionaire by now and what new inventions he invented. We need an update.
Cousin Brian is Brian Lazarte who directed the McMillions documentary series on Netflix. He's been on the show
WAG gang
I've told my dad on numerous occasions his breath stinks and he acts so surprised every time I tell him
Can't beat a pretty face and a beautiful smile.. Christina has got a boatload of both.. Throw funny in there and you've got a unicorn catch.
Good job Tom.
The laughing in the background makes it.
Consider this the visible version of the DISLIKE
Thoughts on updated ending slides with newer references? Four strokes will always be a favorite tho don’t get me wrong.
What?
@@kristiskinner8542 9:58
Yeah I've been thinking the same. Should be updated like every 6 months or so.
3:01. This whole story is something that Burnt Kreischer would do
This is why Tom and Bert are so close.
Tom is somewhat more evolved, but they are definitely related.
Damn I'm a wag lmao
He doesnt have to put any effort into finding girls at his age. They’ll find him
the first 30 seconda of this one 🤣🤣🤣
Oh no. It's me
I think Tom is a very lucky man. Christiana has always been attractive to me. She was a doll in college.
Christina with the honesty about the state her 🐱 is in. Other women claim it ‘comes back,’ after kids…haha…comes back like a retired fighter who takes on three fights for the money and gets progressively dumber with every round😂
that one hair is driving me nuts.
in the uk WAGs are "wives and girlfriends" of famous sportsmen
Feel extremely similar to Tom. I won't even notice any advances unless it's extremely clear lol.
This girl im friends with just got a new apartment, at the end of our group hangout I meant to ask her, are you going to sleep at your apartment or back to your parents? It came out as: so back to your place? She's caught off guard and says oh okay ya, you can come over! I proceed to say uh maybe another night im tired
took me far too long to realise they wernt talking about sports WAGs
My wife poops while eating cereal.
What cereal?
What kind
In the bathroom?
Different
They should name their next kid Taylor Jeans Segura
Might get confused with the famous Jean Segura tho
Bruh this was me just the other night!!!! This bad bad b**** the works out at my gym invited me to come over and smoke and chill and I was so God damn hungry I said naw and went I got a double cheese pizza and killed it 😆
Single Tom would for sure be a Tik Takkr
4:05 yeah Tom, "would be".
AYE AYE AYE
Can someone please tell me if the dudes laughing in the distance are like, the shows back engineers? Or is it a freakin laugh track Tom and her love?
Either way, Fucking hilarious lmao
I keep up with looks but my dental is definitely shit. I got my dads teeth tho and never had a cavity but I’m barley a twice a day brusher…. Working on that though.
You can't blend genetics if you don't floss, brush and get dental cleaning on the regular. Then you're just lazy
@@chrissellner7657 Well never had a cavity so I’m doing something right…
@@chrissellner7657 But like I said, I’m aware its not good and working on it. 👍🏼
Tom is me. Super hungry
Jeeze! Tom & I seem to be cut from the same cloth…
How high is the guy cackling in the background? Jeez.
I get that the dudes laughing are part of it and it's funny.... but he SCREAMS that laugh on purpose. Lol
Nadav’s fuckin DYING in the other room 😂😂😂
If I had a burger for everytime I turned down sex to have a burger, Id have the same amount of burgers in my past.
I look exactly like Tom. And I feel like shit at 37. I guess the missing ingredient is wealth
The guy in the background finds everything hilarious
So over the top
@@SJHD right i love this show but its getting kinda annoying and a little corny
@@seamus6646 it's literally the worst. Also sounds canned half the time. Put a sound barrier between these live mics and Nadav if necessary
@Robert Gonzalez i cant, i cant listen to bert, he laughs when someone breathes
So, no to a baggy zoot suit?
We're all saving this video for whenever Tom is single again. Unless he's a straight psycho in private, I'm sure he'd have no problem in the pool.
Are they on the verge of divorce?
There's been an influx of comments referencing their marital bliss being in jeopardy.
@@kingayy9267 I highly doubt it. I don't know them at all, but they strike me as 2 people who are very, very content in their current situation together.
@@kingayy9267 Tom's been joking about finding a new wife for years, they're not serious
They've been trying to find Tom's next wife since 2012.
I basically have to be hit over the head with a shovel; so grok this big time...
Tom would slay it without even trying. Kind of him to let his wife live in her happy delusions.
Garth is Q
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No simp Tom over here lmao
I looked shitty young LMAO
I am Tom.