Awkward First Dates - YMH Highlight
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- čas přidán 28. 04. 2019
- Everyone's been on awkward first dates, right? Tom Segura and Christina P talk about how their new favorite show is "Dating Around" on Netflix, and they share some awkward first dates of their own! Christina also fantasizes about what a date with Lebron James would be like. What are some of your worst first dates?
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"I can't now I'm all into you man" such a cute relationship
I'd pay good money to get a fly-on-the-wall recording of Tom and Christina role playing....shit must be absolutely hilarious
Funny you should mention shit because Tom is totally into ass-play.
"Otherwise you're going to soak through your panties and slide off the chair" I'm dying
Tom “ I want Lebron to nail my wife “ Segura
Hell yeah. Extra maxi 3 points
Basketball, right?
Bryson "I frequent the Joe Rogan comments" Schumam.
didn't he die recently? plane crash?
@@snickle1980 cringe as fuck.
Tom would 100% drive Christina to her date with Lebron Lmaoo
Oh he 1000% would and then ask if he could watch them fuck afterwards 😂
"You're gonna leave a snail trail." Jeeeeeeezus. I laughed so hard I didn't make a noise.
Toms been 40 for like 3 years now
"Ive been 40 for like 27 years"
You left out the 2 in front of that 3
😅😅😅
Toms been 40 since he was 20
Makes sense, you're 40 when you're 39, you're 40 when you're 40 and you're 40 when you're 41
Nobody:
Christine: "Here's the deal, man..."
I literally saw this comment at the exact time she said that no fucking bullshit
@@QuinlanVoss. yo same wtf
Same wtf
"A snail trail" lmfao
Bro hahahaha that shit got me
You guys should watch The Undateables(UK). It's about people with disabilities trying to date. It's so sweet and uncomfortable sometimes.
Most underrated show ever
The autism one is beautiful, and uncomfortable.
oh that show would be perfect for them
I love that shit!
Loved that show!
I love how Tom indulges in her fantasy
"Her"
Anytime you see hear someone say on a date...."I am a strong, independent Woman/Man." Run, don't walk!
"Something to sop up all that extra juice" 😂😂😂
Christina - why do you need drinks to talk with me on a first date?... what are you an alcoholic?
Also Christina - don't like eating in front of strangers, would rather do drinks on a first date
Lmao
You do mini-golf for the first date. Wholesome, but there's still the windmill if everything goes right.
Remembering this for future use
It may sound silly but I picturemini golf then after going to the farmers market and pick up ingredients to cook a meal. It's still eating yeah. But have some wine after
You're my kind of girl. Or guy. It doesn't even matter at this point.
No joke thats always my go to for a first date. There is 2 different mini golf places near me to go too( one indoors, other out) so i never have to worry about the weather and nearby there is a solid Tex Mex place to eat that has awesome Margaritas. Perfect plan
I swear mini-golf is the best thing to do for a first date. Back in high school this really sweet boy asked me out and we did two rounds of mini- golf (well we call it putt putting but I think that’s a Midwest term lol) then afterwards we got ice cream together.....fast forward to now we’re still best friends and engaged 🥰 Sadly the place we went to is now closed but we still reminisce about it because it was one of the best dates of all time!
Let's hear about the Rat King and Christina P first date awkwardness.
@Adam Lolno how dare you sir! There is only one rat king, the great Theo Von. GANG GANG!
Wasn’t really a date just living dangerously and sticking your love stick in that sickly cave you might lose more than an arm and leg in there boy
You talking bout the mouse guy?
Is this just speculation or did the von actually fuck Tom's girl?
More like a hookup
Christina: "If you're ordering shots on the first date I'm gonna think you're an alcoholic"
Also Christina: "So my first date with lebron, we go to a wine bar"
She's also a self proclaimed goth that has served overseas... aka delusional
Going to a wine bar is different that sucking down shots, kids.
@@stephaniecoomey2356 kids? lol that make you feel good?
@@blahblahblah9880 ?
@@blahblahblah9880 they do seem young if they don’t see the difference between slamming shot and going to a wine bar
Best couple ever! You guys are so funny separately and together!
Hearing Tim's WHAT?! when Kirsty P says she'd just bang LeBron in the limo kills me every time.
Tim is wild
One of the most awkward things about a first date is when the other person refuses to talk. They just answer your questions with 1 word and then there's awkward silence. And then you gotta really struggle to keep the conversation somewhat going for 25 minutes until the ordeal is over.
I don't think I've choke laughed so hard in my life with "I wanted this pig to just hoe me on out"
To SOP up all the JUICE had me hooooowling lmao
oh my god the second episode was BRUTAL.
Omg... 7:28... “snail trail” made me snort-laugh
"Hey Angie Martinez" LOL
Happy 57th Tom 🎉
I can’t stop laughing 😂 🤣👏🏻
Snail trail. Love it.
I got hooked on this show after Tom and Christina talked about it. The girl from Jersey with lip fillers made me want to die.
Going to check it out now.
Happy birthday Tom!
I can’t stand chewing loud. One of the biggest deal breakers for me
I gotta watch this show.
“Check out these mouthafuckin clown shoes” 😂
3:50 Lol That's Bert
i remember when i was young i was into a girl and i took her to a fast food joint, cool, she grabbed the complimentary news paper to read while we were there, that was a pretty clear sign of what she was after
So what was she after? Did she just want sex, was she bored out of her mind or was she just really into politics?
@@PkGregor she wanted free food😂
Snail trail LMAO
This was entertaining and funny guys. 🤣🤣
ah yes, weirdo
I have zero issues with sex acts but I puked a little when Tom said "need something to sop up all the juice " lol.
8:26 Here you can see just how much she loves Tom, she's speaking honestly and the thought that she couldn't date him now (given how much she likes him) just shows that nothing could come between them. Pretty cool
You said please, so I had to subscribe. Politeness is going out the window. We gotta encourage it. :)
These two are relationships goals for me.
I just started watching this, interesting show for sure. the one with Taj Mahals daughter was the most predictable one yet.
I figured it out before you figured it out because I watched on before I showed you. We get it!! You figured it out first!!!
Happy Birthday Tom! April 27th is a waaay cooler date to have a birthday btw
Watch naked attraction, it's a UK show but you'll love it
Christina's face when Tom's like "Not me".. cuz she knows what would happen if Tom were to leave like that lol...
You know Tom feels good being the "smash guy" 😎😎😎
Snail trail....bahaaaaa gold!
I should give it another shot then. The best dating show I've seen so far is First Dates from the UK, I wish I could watch every single episode.
A snail trail 😂
Tom is jealous and I LOVE it lol!!!!
this is so cute.
Good morning, Julia!
It’s like CZcams knows everything about my life and suggests the perfect stuff, definitely to the extent that it’s creepy
Bring back Blind Date. Great show.
Oh shit! The Colorado in Pasadena!
That was actually a cute first date story
8:40 the reason y'all are better than any nostalgic Disney movie from the 90s.
this was funny
12:32 that scared the shit out of me
Erik Andre you should have on !!!
Quentin Baxter that would be insane
Fuck him
I want a zip up hoodie with YMH !!!!!
Did Tom really just try to quote the song It’s A Vibe @ 7:50? 😂
pseudonymous lmfaooooooooo
You guys rule. I wish I could talk with my wife the way you all talk.
divorcecity
Snail trail is a crusher.
I want to see their thoughts on Married at First Sight. Especially the Australian version. I think that would be hilarious
I00% scripted television with Instagram models as actors
Either the best worst show, or the worst best show.
7:34 "Something to sop up all that juice"
They would love undateables lol
Snail trail lmfaooooo
Y'all are perfect together. But... seriously... I will leave if my first date orders spaghetti.
7:28 LMAOOO
First date hot sauce challenge.
snail trail hahahaha
I once had a blind date and I got the great idea of getting plastered before she arrived. It was awesome because I never cared about what her name was and I had a great time.
Lol. Win.
Just realised I always order for the other person 😳
Snail trail 🤣🤣🤣
Bro my mom watched that and my favorite one is the dude that was like I’ve never talked to a black women
Rub rub rub!!
Watch love island
That Angie Martinez impression was on point considering she doesn't even know here 😂
As a bartender at a casual upscale bistro, I see so many awkward uncomfortable first dates it’s amazing….
One girl was clearly dating online because she would come in every weekend with a different guy for another first date. She was beautiful too she looked like Fiona Apple. There was also this guy who arrived early to the bar for his date and asked me to pretend to serve him martinis but to actually just shake up some water and put it in a martini glass with olives, because he wanted his date to drink but he wanted to remain sober. So creepy
damn and what did you do on that situation, did you just serve the sex offender what he wanted or what
@@Phospion you don't get tips on drinks you don't serve
Maybe he wanted to be sober so he could get hard if necessary
hahahaha Charlize Tehran!
"drippin like a snail"
Living in NJ is the biggest red flag. People get stuck here for a reason, no one stays on purpose so everyone is a mess.
Tom and the pad lmao snail trail,,
As an introvert, shots at the start would help me talk
The funniest part was when she said she's never had a one night stand
aww shit im the king of awkward first dates lmao ahh fml
4:22 I was thinking Martina Martinez from IASIP lol. “So you some white boys right?”
Pinot Noir means peanut of the night.
Speaking of awkward here's Tina.
If the resterant doesn't have an overly amount of ceiling fans an all built by the owner himself, it will not be good enough for my Julia. She doesnt know it yet bit i have found the perfect place for her. It will be great she'll never expect it
resterant 😂👌
@@ApocalypticSigns uts rasteraunts
@@ronaldraygun8007 ek
What the shit?
@@ronaldraygun8007 restieraunt....idiots
Christina “I’m meant for monogamy” Tom “I’m not”
Ben from season 2
Thats the Rosie Perez accent!
They really need to watch the show naked attraction its nuts
No pun intended
I call you a liar. I think that pun was intended.
Sounds a lot like the show "First Dates" - there are successful versions in a few countries, maybe not the US though.
They are couple goals af!
"lebrawwn jaames"
Angie Martinez from always sunny lol
Casey Goober that’s Martina Martinez
Tony Carnevale haha I’ve always been bad with names thanks eh