Too Ugly For Hollywood??? - YMH Highlight
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- čas přidán 12. 05. 2019
- Tom Segura and Christina P. have a long and honest debate about how people are able to slip under everyone else's radar, BUT NOT THEIRS! Is Ryan Gosling in Emma Stone's league? Is Eva Mendes a good fit for Gosling? How does Bert Kreischer get cast in anything? All this and more in this highlight from Your Mom's House Podcast!
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In order to accurately compare, we need to see Emma shirtless, also...
The Angry Dudeist Oh yeah!
For science reasons... of course.
And Christina, she always talks about how big they are.
Can we also get the 2 Emma's to make out also? Watson and Stone.
@@kurtstergar1042: Finally, a good idea on this thread...
Christina, you should ask Dr. Drew about this phenomenon about women judging other women's beauty. Lots of ex girlfriends and even my Mom do the same exact thing. When judging an attractive or beautiful woman they say things like "She looks awful" or "she isn't that pretty". On the other hand they will look at a photo of Oprah or Melissa McCarthy and say things like "Oh my, she looks so beautiful." or "doesn't she look great!". I'm sure this would be a great topic.
Since the dawn of time. I think it's easier to judge with the heavier use of fillers, hair extensions and implants. I think in the old days it was more how old a person looked. I noticed dudes are doing it hard core now the judging. Social media ramped things up.
Haha wtf is wrong with the women you surround yourself with. Sounds more like a You problem then a problem with women.
Awww, poor thing. The jokes and sarcasm just goes completely over your head. I feel bad for you. You're taking everything so seriously,and missing all the fun
That is true...
Meg love look at u, typical pyscho
My husband told me Ryan Gosling is narrow between the eyes and I can't unsee it.
lmao big time .also the lazy eye. seems like a nice guy and good actor though. But I dont get women going crazy for him. I think girls appreciate the body and personality more than men. Men are face first kinda guys. Face must be passable. Good body and great face = super hot. Women dont focus on the face as much i think , lol
Yes. He has emu qualities
He would never go for you so don’t you worry single mom
JonnyUnderrated you’re full of shit and probably unattractive just based off of your sentences. Women are more visual creatures than men are and they have the pick of the litter. Women focus on face more than men do you moron
@@koopakidd5382 Lol are you Ryan, why take it so personally? Also, women have the pick of the litter? Eesh
"The Nice Guys" is the most underrated movie. Gosling and Crowe play off of each other so well, with Gosling being the stooge and Crowe being the straight tough guy. SOOO many funny scenes.
Amazing movie, it didn't make any money though sadly. Such a good film.
I was SHOCKED to watch these shows and discover that Tom is the voice of reason and it's Christina who crosses the line constantly.
Look into Christina’s childhood and upbringing vs Tom’s and it actually makes perfect sense. Love em both!
Anglo women are mostly hot, but can be vicious amongst themselves.
Emma's more attractive than Ryan. His eyes are too close together.
Nope
@@popeye697 YEP
Literally looks like a budget brand Danny amendola
I sort of agree with Tom. Ryan gosling is a good looking guy who obviously takes care of himself, but women go nuts over him because he's famous, he's been in movies they're obsessed with (the Notebook), and he's really talented. Looks alone I'd say his a solid 7.5.....no homo.
Looks alone he’s still a 10 lol.
Lol
His score goes up with the shirt off, no homo. Dude is jacked.
Yeah a 7. He'd be an average joe in Sweden lol
He’s literally average, most Hollywood leads are except for like zac efron and brad Pitt. I actually think most of us don’t like male models types though tbh
"I don't want the model to look like Bert"
Any chance he gets!!!
Christina I feel the same about you and Tom
CEREALHEAD Tom is definitely playing in the AA league when we all know he’s a Triple A Derek Jeter Level player
cjn101021206 she definitely does i bite my nails
i’m also clearly joking guys just ballbusting
You should definitely try comedy
When nobody laughs at your jokes it's a sign of true genius
vhollund shut up
Christina p. Must have a great view in that glass house she lives in
This made me actually laugh aloud, bless you.
ouch lol
"I would go to scrum town with you" that's how you know he means it
Christina is trippin. That's what happens when you get sprinkled with Hollywood magic dust.
"Get those normies away from me!"
You mean cocaine?
The point she was making wasn't bad, it was her exaggeration of it. There was literally 99% skinny attractive waists and legs on that website and the only one that was slightly thick was the one that's literally denim spanx.
its almost like she's a comedian making jokes on a comedy podcast
@@sparksdrinker5650 dont care would smash forever
That is such a girl observation to make.
"She's not pretty enough to be with him."
Bitches be cray🤷♀️
She’s right though
Really though? If you see a 3 dude with a 10 chick you don't say wtf? Lol I know you have done that before.
@@AV-wn7xz If you see a 3 dude with a 10 chick, you say "he has money or a huge cock", because those are the only two reasons.
Hate to break it to you but most guys make this observation too 😂
holy shit, Christina's real anger at jonah hill and the way she sputters to say "bitchtits " had me dying
Side with Tom on this one! Emma Stone keep doing your thing!
Crystal saying Emma Stone isn’t hot enough is like Bert judging a pro athlete’s body
she didnt say that though, shes just comparing
Who the fuck is Crystal?
Who is Crystal?
Who is Randy?
Emma Stone isn't hot.
Was cute to hear Christina and Theo Von's baby there
Total Bellend where?
@@GiDD504 :(
The important thing here is that Bert is fat
Huh?
Josh Potter always comes with those hilarious one-liners that catch you off-guard and make you laugh hysterically.
Ryan Gosling is the perfect example of Hollywood instaHot. He’s got a regular guy face. He looks like every Best Buy employee I’ve ever seen. I’ve been saying this for years. Finally I hear people say the same thing. Thank you, Tom.
Yeah, exactly, he's regular person hot, not anything exotic or unique about him. Him being extremely fit is for a role, and not likely how he looks day to day.
With Ryan Gosling, his hotness more comes from his vibe. He's got this kinda dark but good hearted, quiet but powerful, masculine, and aura about him. He is also very very attractive physically, but not in the bland way that many famous men are. He's unusual and distinctive looking. His hotness has depth to it. You could imagine him being g a cowboy or a farmer. He was incredibly hot in Blade Runner 2049. I'm going on about this too much now, to the point that its definitely sounding creepy, so I'm going to shut up. Lmao.
This comment makes me wanna go to Best Buy 😆
@@pegleg2959 I agree. He’s good looking but his personality makes him HOT.
@@pegleg2959 his vibe? C’mom girl. Tom’s 100% on point.
His vibe is whatever character he’s playing lol. Granted, they’re all cool, mysterious characters, but that’s about ain’t him.
He’s Jamba Juice hot.
Tom has a low-key great Bert impression
I imagine Eva trying to feed him cereal and he rejects it by sadly turning his head.
"Pound puppy" KILLED ME
Bowl of kibble sealed it for me
" I don't want to see that shit!" Every man's response when their girl asks them to watch the notebook. 🤣🤣🤣
“In your mind you’re the model, not your fat self.” Lmfao
The riotous laughter from your team in the background always makes me laugh
Wait. I'm still stuck at this point: EVERYONE is beautiful???? When did that fuckin happen? And how come it didn't happen to me? Or Bert???
Or Christina?
Or tom or Christina lol
@@TheSeventhZombie I think that's the point my guy
When did Christina become Howard stern?
“ I don’t wanna see the fat model!”😂😂😂 Just so intense
It's true though
@@edp3202 Only true for women, a lot of guys like thick girls and not skinny mini model types.
@@alfredleite4000 boy, who are they?
@@alfredleite4000 can confirm, my boyfriend is a twig and I'm on the heavier side. I don't get it either but it's great
@@alfredleite4000 can confirm, I like em thick.
“Shrimp from the muppets” fucking KILLED me
“They’re plus sized, they have to have those.”
“Yeah, but I don’t want to see it”
"he looks normal shirtless" so what does that make tom? Lmao
3:59 Tom’s “Yeah” 😂 mans soul left his body
Gosling eyes are too close together
I feel like everyone’s ignoring the fact that because they are actors and we see all of these people move and talk and do things, and do interviews - we are not basing them being attractive or not solely on a photo/appearance. If these people were solely silent models in print, we would all feel differently about their levels of attractiveness, which would still greatly vary.
@ 5:54 “ pound puppies “ I have never laughed so hard that I farted and almost shit my pants...
They're rescue animals 😂😆
Emma stone is incredibly beautiful what
Christine "I don't give a shit about my looks after 2 kids but I get regular Botox injections" Pazsitzky
Much love no hate, machines within.
Botox is dope! I recommend it for everyone.
All the dudes on here questioning Gosling's hotness. 😂
“Do you wanna buy those fat jeans .. No”
-Christina P
What I got from all these videos is, Christina is obsessed with how people look
9:08 "....works at a jamba juice" hahahahahahaha i died!!
Brad Pitt, when he starred along with Geena Davis in Thelma & Louise is way sexier than Ryan Gosling in my opinion.
MsBlueRyan brad Pitt is the GOAT. Most beautiful man ever
Josh Potters roast of Emma Stone has me still laughing almost a week after the episode has been released
shit had me crying lol
What episode is that ?
Could you add the link?
It is in this video. Around the 8 minute mark if I'm not mistaken
I still think about it randomly
😂😂😂😂 the fucking burps into the mic😂. there's no better duo than these two 👌
I enjoyed this immensely. This was hilarious
Tom's attempt at a Burt imitation kills me every time.
We gotta watch the notebook "I don't wanna see that shit" omg. How can a human be so hilarious
"The shrimp from the muppets." Lol, OMG that shyt was funny. Haha
Shrimp from the muppets is the hardest I’ve laughed in years
Christina doesn't understand that Emma Stone is a certain "Type" of woman. Like some guys think she's a 1000/10.
yea that's what Hollywood goes for it's not so much that you look good it's that you fit a look or niche
She’s like top 5 for me, this was hard to watch
I dont get people saying shes hot. Shes pretty for sure. Shes quirky and kind of funny. Seems like a sweet young woman but I'd never call her "HOT" . Or sexy, or overly attractive. I see much more beautiful women walking down a busy street in the summer any day of the week. No hate, just sayin
Honest to God Emma stone does nothing for me. I feel like she has bumpy arms and her face is just okay
"I think she looks like the shrimp from 'The Muppets'!" 8:03
Potter casually dropping bombs
When you brought the shrimp picture up I freaking lost it
Tom trashing Bert is the best! Keep it going guys 🤣
I believe Swamp Donkey is the term Main Mommy was looking for..
The only rebuttal I can think of to the online shopping is that clothes fit fat people differently sometimes. I can see wanting to see how it fits on a flatter person if you are a fatter person.
emma stone looks like she is about to go help her little sister sell girl scout cookies outside a grocery store. ryan gosling looks like he is about to walk into a casino in monaco
I’m rolling he said “ his teeth are different color” she said “ like candy corn!” Omg 😂😂😂😂😂
"Don't show me the fat models" 🤣🤣🤣
"I would put it........
............everywhere"
hard to discern comedy from tragedy these days way to keep it going you guys
3:38 that insinc laugh was scary. You guys belong together
The shrimp killed me..
EMMA is sexy
Guy Sky he is a king prawn from Spain
I swear on everything. If I can't be married like this I don't want to be married.
You have to be married to your friend. Not to someone out if your league.
This clip had me DYING 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
I love that burnt kerschner is in the thumbnail
agree, emma stone looks like the nice girl next door. shes not breathtakingly beautiful. i think thats why men like her so much cause she looks like you maybe could have a chance with her.
Truth is, men just aren 't that picky. But yeah, there's the approachability factor. Eva Mendez is not approachable at all. She's model/pedestal beautiful.
I always thought Emma stone was meh. Ryan gosling is a handsome man.
"Pound puppy" LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tom's facial expressions in the first minute while trolling sold it.
she's a 9, he's a 7.5.
Those weren't the best photo's of Emma Stone. I think she's one of the hottest people on Earth. It's partly the way she talks, and her personality, but she's also very good looking in just this natural, yet way-above-average way. It hadn't even occurred to me until this video that anybody thought otherwise.
I think she’s unattractive
Thanks.....now that damn "baaaybeee shark" jingle is stuck in my head for the remainder of the day
Sooo glad they googled shrimp from the Muppets cause I was 2 seconds away from pausing an doing it myself 😆😆😆😆
Gosling is easy an 8 or 9. And that comes from a guy. Emma Stone is also a 8 or 9. Look at them, both of them are beautiful.
Mendes tho.. Ahmahgah. 10 ez.
Agree with everything you said
i agree, how can they say emma isnt hot? she is every guy's dream for sure
ehhhh stones a arkansas 8, not la 8.
Without makeup Emma is a 4 at best and without airbrushing and cg, Gosling is a 6 at best, gotta judge on how they really look not how they look with makeup and camera effects, cuz that can make literally anyone look like a 10
I don't understand how you guys think Mendes is a 10. She has the same jaw line as Arnold Schwarzenegger. Her face doesn't even look feminine from most angles.
She's just hot enough to play like... the kind of sexy friend's mom in a movie.
I mean that’s the whole point of the new Charlize Theron movie. Is that she’s way too hot for Seth’s character. That’s literally the plot
@amanda miller and "Out of my League"
And bad news bears
The shrimp from the muppets!! 😂
Christina: "Have you seen The Notebook, Tom?" Tom: "I don't wanna see that s**t!" Lol
Couldn’t agree with Christina more.
The real question here is....
Is Christina hot enough to play opposite Tom???
Tom saying 'Bert' sounded like 'Burp'
Gosling looks like every guy that works construction lol
Jesika Vocisano mexican lmao
Strong words from a chick batting above her average...
Corn syrup Burt
The belly distention in Bert is fluid retention / buildup from liver failure.
I love how they used Bert for the thumbnail.
Sorry but Gosling has an average face, he's still good looking but he's not that good looking and Emma Stone is gorgeous.
Emma is average, ryan is above average.
Emma Stone is gorgeous? Well now nothing makes sense anymore.
@@CinqueMalcolm I guess I can't have an opinion anymore.
@@jackkraken3888 you can definitely have an opinion.
Beauty is in the hole of the behinder
Okay, I disagree with her that Ryan is *really* hot...I also think Ryan's face is pretty average(as Tom said) and Emma is really pretty.
That being said, I still kind of feel like they really would not be a couple and that somehow Christina is like kind of right...
Those glasses just magnify the bags around chris p eyes
05:48 the best "WHAT?!" I've ever heard.
I don't know why no one ever comments on Ryan Gosling's asymmetrical face. It's like he's handsome with a handicap.
Faces aren't supposed to be symmetrical
Derek Hunter the more symmetrical, the more attractive you are buddy.
Straight woman. Ryan gosling is wayyy below Emma Stone
@3:37 they were laughing at the same pace😂
good observation
@@tophan5146 why you being disrespectful fool?
Lmfao!!!!!!! Love you guys!!!
Josh Potter is a national treasure
Tom is wayyy out of Christina's league.
uhh opposite dude
Sean Smith bruh why’re you lying lool
Maybe for all the Sean’s
"I think she looks like the shrimp from the Muppets" Hoooly fuck hahaha
Fuckin Potter made me cry laughing with that Muppet reference. Thanks, Potter. Now who reminds us Statler and Waldorf? Joe and Bert or Tom and Ari? You be the judge. HAHAHA
Emma is a 10, hands down. Perfect "girl next door" vibe
👍
I agree about Ryan being nice looking but not as hot as ladies pretend he is 🤷♀️
I am a Girl Next Door loving guy, but, hell no. Emma is a solid 4.
Tom's right Ryans Gosling is very average looking.
I briefly modeled for the guy who discovered Fabio. When he recruited me he compared me to Ryan Gosling because I was “an average looking guy”.
I love Tom's impression of Bert