Half in the Bag Episode 154: Halloween (2018)
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- Mike and Jay get a visit from their new boss Tim, who's there to evaluate their job performance while they discuss the new entry in the Halloween franchise called...Halloween. It's just called Halloween. Boooooooo Happy Halloween!!!!
Special thanks to Macaulay Culkin. Check out more of his stuff at bunnyears.com/ - Zábava
5 stabbings in 1978 is like 8 stabbings in today-murders, adjusting for inflation.
More like 5 stabbings and a suicide bomb.
It's like 35 stabbings in dog years
@@ManawatuFlyFishing knives are illegal in London so I doubt there's any stabbings over there...
True but still less then your weekly schoolshooting
@@maxamos7 of course if it is illegal noone will do it
It’s clear that Macaulay Culkin was always supposed to be in this scene, but the technology at the time didn’t allow for it. I’m glad they went back and reshot it with him added in.
A movie is never really finished until Macaulay Culkin is in it.
@@Gameshunter3012 DO NO give George Lucas another god damned reason to edit the star wars movies
@@southofheck This scene was supposed to be shot with an epic AT-ST fight going on out the window. Hopefully in a few years they can make it the way the director originally planned
@@jnate3451 Macaulay Culkin was just a stand in so they can replace him with the right actor when they do the Red Letter Media Prequel Trilogy.
@@southofheck Just have him behind Padme doing the scream as she laments about democracy.
I thought Rich wasn't allowed within 100 yards of any child stars.
This is a good joke.
I agree. I smiled inwardly.
He isn't, that's why he wasn't in the video.
@@jonahhex3286 Hey buddy, I do not care for that kind of speak. Fuck you.
@@PuddingAtheist leaf(!) It out mate...chill.
Macauly Culkin aged 40 years, ten years after home alone then aged back 30 years in 2018. Benjamin Button aint got nothing on him
He's like, "I ain't got time to age."
Someone got him a sandwich.
Not one of those excessive Rich Evans 12" sandwiches, mind.
A 6" normal person sandwich.
Just right.
Getting clean will do that to a person.
Well, that's what happens when you start absorbing children's films from the 1990's
Yeah, he's looking great.
Now we just need Danny Devito as Lightning Fast CEO
Ernests Lacis as his business tycoon “The Warthog” character from its always sunny in Philadelphia.
Alanna H. Let’s message FX and make this crossover episode happen!!!
Ernests Lacis I think I would actually die from happiness if DeVito showed up in an episode of Half in the Bag
Huh TIL, Danny DeVito and Rich Evans aren't the same person.
Ernests Lacis YES.
I love how they have Macaulay Culkin and they just have him deliver a couple line and then just sit there the whole time lol
I mean, not to spoil the movie magic, but they probably shot the few scenes with him separately and edited it together in post. But _maybe_ he really did just sit patiently off camera for an hour or so, quietly watching them work.
Confirmed on twitter.
@@wizzlet6821 why would they
@William Burns The color palette used in post by RLM is specifically tuned to the skin color of Eastern European Wisconsinites.
@FATAWESOME better than having him go full Landis and clutter the review with opinions
I'm surprised that Kevin survived the severe beating he received from his dad after he found out that he spent over $967 on room service.
Nah his family is loaded that's nothing to him
Ziggy Gunz
Judging by the distance his scream traveled upon finding out that Kevin spent over $967 on room service, I can safely bet that it’s a pretty big deal and that Kevin likely has some bruises. With that kind of money he can afford lawyers that get him off with a fine.
Poor Kevin.
@@have_a_good_day420 Or his family understands that this is their punishment for abandoning their child AGAIN and just dealt with it
@@ziggygunz2447 exactly! They live in Chicago in like a 13 bedroom house? I think they’ll manage
@@ronnietornado396
There's a good reason why rich people stay rich... the richer they are, the more tight-fisted they become. Unless it's paying out on something that shows how rich they are.
Like a 13 bedroom Mansion for 7 people.
Those spare rooms could go on a database for low income housing!
Viva la revolucion!!!
(This was an automated response from the Bernie Saunders' Philosophical Web AI!)
Macauley's fake smug laughter interrupting Jay's genuine laughter was funnier than whatever joke Mike was telling.
archfriend timestamp haha?
11:45 👌🏽
*slide whistle plays as Mike turns to face the camera*
Lol. Yeah, that caught me off guard and had me cracking up, too.
*CULKIN BE SKULKIN*
Kierian Culkin! What a goof to play on us !!
But it's Macaulay.
Mack Skulkin?
Jay's intro breaking down the series is top notch.
Beyond brilliant.
I would pay good money to see a grown up Kevin McCallister defend his brewery from Mike and Jay.
Strange Brew 2: Beer Store Boogaloo.
I think he actually has a web short of him as grown up Kevin so there’s that
+ThetaReactor OHHH so close! A true hoser would have gone with "Strange Brew 2: COLD Beer Store Boogaloo". You are awarded no internet points."
@@DarrenSemotiuk Who died and made you King of Internet, buddy?
I would sacrifice a baby to see that.
You know when toddlers see a baby and go "Look, a baby!", and you think man, you're almost the same age as that baby. Imagine Mike walking into a theatre and going "Jay, look at all these elderly people."
I am glad Macaulay Culkin no longer looks like every drug dealer.
Being a responsible drug user and practicing moderation is the key to looking this good.
He honestly looks really good now. Happy for him.
He looks like a nine-year-old Steve Buscemi now.
maybe he'll have a career again. We can always use more Steve Buscemis
Wow, it’s Macaulay Culkin, from my favorite childhood film, _The Good Son_
Ray Deathray made my wife watch that movie last year without any explanation on what kind of movie it is as she had never heard of it. It was fun watching her reaction to bat shit crazy Kevin McCallister.
I've heard that quote somewhere before
Oooh boy
Spoiler: He didn't play the good son.
I love how Mack is getting a bit of a career revival lately, showing up on late-night talks shows, indie wrestling, social media. Great to see him looking happy and healthy again.
Indie wrestling? What promotion?
Jay’s movie summary followed by Mike’s “Only you could’ve written that” got me so bad I broke down into my basic elements of carbon and methane
"The elderly plague this planet"
~Mike Stoklasa
THAT was brutally honest! I love it!
I can't believe you got young Steve Buscemi to be in one of your internet films!
A handsome love-child of Michael J Fox and Steve Buscemi, you mean
That is NOT a "young Steve Buscemi!" Freaking idiot, like that is even possible! Hah... This guy...
Mecaua Cowcow?
Isn't that a type of specialist chocolate??
How do you do, fellow kids?
You must be thinking of 'The Terminator' when Arnie looks through a phone book for all the Lorie Strodes in Haddonfield.
No, no, no it's clearly that iconic phone book scene from Ghosts of Mars.
No no no no you're all wrong, its aping off of the classic scene in 'Space Cop' that awarded Rich Evans his oscar
Guys, it's clearly from Rug Rats.
its fun to go back to pre-COVID times and remember that they didnt immediately have the movie available to splice short clips out of and put in the review; all they had access to was the trailer
Another wonderful aspect of covid. If it wasn't for all the dying, I could grow to like this pandemic business.
"Some franchises you just want to die."
That sounds like a good tag line for a slasher movie where the killer goes around murdering the cast and crew of an upcoming summer blockbuster.
That idea...Is goddamn amazing.
Dark Sim Scream 3?
Franchises, the possibilities in real World application is hella big
That’s basically the plot of Scream 3, Nightmare on Elm St. 7, and Halloween Resurrection
Wes Craven's New Nightmare.
Next time, bring Ben affleck who is also unemployed
I can’t wait for the Paul Feig episode
Aeiou is right, He's cool I wish we could have got his opinion on the movie too. Plus it's good to see a child star getting his life together after being abused by his father and fighting his addictions. I want to see him do well, he looks good right now and the public would receive him well in rolls
Give it another 5 years for him to bottom out.
We'll know he's ready for RLM when he starts doing Kevin Smith projects again.
Batfleck more like Fat fuck
i saw Macauly Culkin
and i CLAPPED
It was me Austin! It was me all along.
*VERY* *COOL* *!*
I KMOW WHO HE IS
I clapped TOO!
“Michael Meyers shows up and starts stabbing everybody”
Did RLM predict the plot of Halloween kills?
:(
It's wierd how much macaulay culkin looks like macaulay culkin in this.
You guys went from small time to medium time! Congrats!
Subscribers of RLM are few and of great taste, quality over quantity here
youre referring to McAuley Culkin right?
Jay's opening description at 3:05 tells you everything that's wrong with sequel culture and prequel culture and remake culture and reboot culture and parallel timeline culture...
But wait, WHICH Halloween is this one?! 11?
Love this
Culture doesnt sound like a real word anymore
Yeah, but the film company cares about that sweet sweet moolah far, far more than they care about originality or quality art. Overall, the series has made a lot more than it’s cost, so no matter how convoluted, profits will get more made every time.
Am I the only one who sees Culkin perfectly playing a Tarantino character?
Yes
David Lynch character more so but yah sure.
Must be because he looks like Steve buschemi now
I believe he actually auditioned for a part in once upon a time in hollywood
"Elderly plague this planet"
that is such a perfect Mike comment.
The sad thing is how close he is sliding into being infected himself :/
Mike finished his beer before they even started talking about the movie
"Hi,
My name is Mike, and I have a problem....."
@@zetetick395 All: "Hi Mike!"
Hahaha!
Perhaps he was drinking to emotionally overcome the *terrifying magnificence THAT IS the physical presence of Mr Tim Culkin* ? O__O Glug!Glug!Glug!
...I imagine he arrived in a Tesla,
with lazer-guns on the sides.
How do you think they got through those 27,000 beers?
He's like the Sandman in ECW. He finishes a beer before he even starts the match. Usually he's bleeding from the head from smashing his beer can before the match even starts.
Fun Fact: I once met Tim McGarble at the Lightning Fast VCR Repair in London, West Virginia. Nice Guy.
I’m glad they had a guest in the house! They’re usually always Home Alone......
Oh my God, it's that guy, from that movie! What was it called again?.......
Oh yeah thats it, Space Cop
the most ambitious crossover
The only reason I watch new movies is for these reviews
I don't even bother with the films anymore.
I just saw it today in the theater. I never go to the theater. I only went because this review was in my recommended list for days and I really wanted to watch this.
Same.
@@RoundingThird Same here as well!
Don't watch the movies. Watch the reviews... Wow. Movies used to mean so much more to me...
"Halloween is the sequel to Halloween, but not the sequel to Halloween!" That sums the entire series up really
Damn Macaulay Culkin looks healthy for the first time in his life since he was a kid. Good for him.
Macaulay Culkin subverted my expectations.
Did he pour wine on a tablecloth?
I'm just glad he didn't take a giant dump on me, unlike certain other people who've subverted my expectations.
HE BROKE NEW GROUND!!!!!!
I SAW HIM AND I CLAPPED!
“Elderly plague this land.” -Mike “I tried to push an old lady down the stairs” Stoklasa
Macaulay Culkin looks a hell of a lot better than he has in a while.
Good on you man.
I didn't even recognize him at first. I was like "this fake Jay looks like the former child Macaulay Culkin if he wasn't a drughead junkie". What a nice surprise that was three years ago. Good for him.
@@alesin1992 the former child....
i'm also a former child
Macaulay's weird breathing and laughing while Mike and Jay talk, is why this is one of the greatest channels out there.
My wife would have loved this video, if she didn't take the kids away and also if she existed
Are you home alone?
No, he has his shattered dreams to keep him warm.
Al Windsor but the kids... they exist?
That BITCH!
Culkin deserves more recognition for inventing at least ten entirely original and unique facial expressions in this video.
To Laurie: The day I followed you home and sent you on a 40 year obsession was the greatest day of your life. But for me, it was a Tuesday.
Had Jay not said anything, I wouldn't have thought of that.
In the sequels, I know there's a connection to him and Laurie, so I just assumed he's here to finish the job like in that timdline. Man, I wished the movie focused on that more.
Budget: $10-15 million
Box office: $96.7 million
Sequel: Inevitable.
Wow. Blum knows how to turn a profit!
I wonder if William Shatner gets a cut?
@@zetetick395 naa the egomaniac just happy to see his own face. i wouldn't be surprised if he donated money for this film advertisement just to see his own face on more posters :D
Raym Loves Eggs 5 million of that was to Jamie lee Curtis
Hotel: Trivago
Holy shit, is that Hayden Christensen?
Yes,
That would actually be pretty epic.
I think that's Donald Trump from Home Alone2
No that’s Mike Stoklasa
It's the kid from Uncle Buck.
Jay’s reaction after Mike says “Elderly plague this planet” is the most adorable thing ever
Fred Durst making a movie:
♫ zoom in now zoom out, pan up now pan down, keep rollin' rollin' rollin' ♪
BACK UP BACK UP TELL ME WHAT YOU GONNA SHOOT NOW
We need a Durst / Rob Zombie team up. Presumably remaking something from the late 90s / early 00s.
this may be the greatest cross over in all youtube history
Go on the nlss u wanker from australia
It is
Agreed
How is it a crossover, does Macaulay Culkin have a CZcams channel? This is called a "guest appearance".
That's right! Finally an episode feature people from both half in the Bag and Best of the Worst!
Halloween (2018), is the sequel to Halloween (1978), but not the sequel to Halloween (2007). Technically it's Halloween 2, but ignores the events of Halloween 2 (1981), and Halloween 2 (2009). It's the first Halloween film to bring back Jaime Lee Curtis, except for Halloween 2 (1981), Halloween 7, and Halloween 8, but finally, the series has brought back John Carpenter in some capacity for the first time, except for Halloween 2 (1981), and Halloween 3. It's also the first Halloween film to ignore the previous films in the franchise's timeline, except for Halloween 3, Halloween 4, which ignores Halloween 3, Halloween 7, which ignores Halloween 3, Halloween 4, Halloween 5, and Halloween 6, but aside from all that it's a totally fresh and new start for the Halloween franchise!
Why would you bother writing this out?
Which Halloween 2 features Jamie Lee Curtis?
@@v3ck1n Halloween 2 (1981) and Halloween (2018)
Yes that's perfectly straightforward
Macauley Caulkin looks very healthy I'm proud of him for getting his life together :)
Thanks, you too
You wwww²
No doubt Rich Evan laid his healing hands on him
“We’re done now” “we don’t need any more”
Halloween Kills: _price is right losing horn_
And that means we get a best of the worst with him awesome.
Best of the Worst: Home Alone Knockoffs, please
Yes please. BotW with Home Alone 3, Home Alone 4, & Home Alone Holiday Heist. I bet Culkin has never watched any of them.
but home alone 3 is fucking awesome
I'm guessing is going to be the Halloween Best of the Worst.
Damn, when that started I said to myself that Jay without a beard looks kinda like Macaulay Culkin.
"I'm here to see how you two utilize your time."
Hey Hollywood, that's called setup, pay attention
oh I love this comment.
I've just had a Plinkett binge, I downloaded every review and listened to the at work. Starting with Stat Trek Generations review.
I got to see John Carpenter play his music live and MAN it was AMAZING! Whenever he played a theme from one of his movies, there’d be a projected clip show/music video played in the back that made the whole experience great- highly recommended to anyone who reads this
I'll look into it! Sounds like a good time.
They reanimate the skeleton of John Carpenter live? Wow!
Oh my God! It's that guy from that famous movie...
... The Pagemaster!
You mean 'Space Cop' obviously
You mean "The Good Son"
The guy who voiced Wish Kid was in a movie?
Wow, Rich lost weight and looks great.
rich is a sack of fucking shit
Richie Rich?
Also, I see they digitally de-aged him ;)
3:18 is when Jay reaches transcendence.
all the finger wagging moments made my david lynch nerves tingle. I like those kind of feelings. thanks fellas!
I'm 3 years late to the party but that's exactly the impression I got, too! I think it's the sound that makes it weirdly, beautifully Lynchian.
I love how they shot random Macaulay Culkin expressions and just edited along like Amir Shervan did in Mark Frazer scenes. Samurai Cop ftw
O__O ~__~ O~O
What do you mean by that? lol
dinkyflix He’s hinted a few times that he did a botw on his Instagram
Elijah Wood was great in this
It's clearly multiple takes clipped together and you can STILL hear Jay cracking up trying to narrate how all the sequels fit together in the montage.
Wow, shade being thrown at On Cinema at the Cinema.
I mean to be fair, their old boss did end up killing 20 kids at the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival, so he kind of deserves it.
Was the shade thrown at real tim or on cinema tim lol?
I was wondering if they were serious too lol. I’m assuming it’s just poking fun
yea the whole reason i found out about RLM beleive it or not was thru being an on cinema fan, and then saw the tim appearnce and all of RLM's content in general, he appeared in character and the actual show of on cinema hardly reviews movies, only in character do they say they do, so i think they are talking about "on cinema tim" and not throwing shade.... anyway i worship on cinema and fucking love RLM, so glad these two things came into my line of sight in the last few years
Home in the Alone
Whole Malone?
The Action Brick Alone in the Home
Half in the Bag 2: Lost in Milwaukee
Pogues Mahone
Provolone Calzone.
I just noticed Mike's elf ears and now I can't unsee it.
Gihaal They’re Vulcan ears, he got plastic surgery to make them that way because he’s so deeply and disturbingly obsessed with Star Trek.
They’re Vulcan ears you fffffuck!
He used Spock costume so much he starting to look like him!
I don't believe in Vulcans so they can't be Vulcan ears... unless you're telling me Mike isn't real... oh god
Gihaal I noticed the ears a few months ago and had to keep pausing to look at them... I wasn’t sure if I was losing it or not 😆
That intro was amazing! I'll use it next time I'm trying to explain the Halloween franchise to someone unfamiliar. They won't watch it after that, but at least I know I'm being thorough 😆
That hit at Tim Heidecker was amazing, Jay
WTF IS KEVIN DOING HERE?
Fully
Took me way too long to realize it was him.
I don't like listening to music.
@G.V Records I was disappointed 😔
Maybe it has something to do with that thing at 24:13?
didn't know that Home alone 6 went straight on youtube
They should reboot "Home Alone" and have Macaulay Culkin star as a midle aged child left alone in his mom's basement.
This is the best idea ive heard all year thank you
"the elderly plague this planet" aged like bread
Now a plague “plagues” the elderly lol 😂
The most ambitious crossover in VCR repair history
Seems like Mike's forgotten how to do Plinkett's voice. Now it just sounds like drunk Mike.
Wait a minute, are you implying that Mike can be sober at some point?!
Saying that there are skeletons in Mike's closet is not a metaphor. Plinkett is Mike's Mr. Hyde.
I'm glad you guys see the point-that the killings are random. Just as in the original. And that's TERRIFYING. Because there's no tell, because there's no motive.
Ribotto Studio They (and you also) forgot about the podcasters. He seemed to have a motive then because he stalked them before killing them just to get that mask back.
But are they REALLY random? We see these are friends of Allyson, the
granddaughter of Laurie. The original movie was random in that he picked laurieand then her friends. He fixated on them, like a serial killer does, so they weren't
random.
That's my problem with the whole second act. He just randomly appears and
kills characters related to our heroine. It seems like the filmmakers had a great
third act idea and built from there, and made a great first act to supplement, but
then had a second act that really went nowhere and used character recognition
to fuel the kills rather than logic. I was excited to see them respect the original,
but then ultimately they didn't respect micheal myers and what he really was in
the first film.
@@murph8907 "...He fixated on them, like a serial killer does, so they weren't random."
^Bingo. Michael's MO in the original is not random or he wouldn't have singled out and fixated on a particular character and set up his own little haunted house for her decorated with corpses. There's definitely some subtext going on there, i.e. a subliminal connection between Michael and Laurie. Michael and Laurie are paralleled in certain ways. They are both watchers. They are mindful and observant of their surroundings and that is why they see each other. That is why Laurie proves to be a formidable opponent to Myers.There's more going on there than a surface level reading of the movie suggests.
@@murph8907 well he was at the original neighborhood itt started from. I assumed the house he chose was the origin house as well. Idk tho.
The original movie has a sexual undercurrent that's lacking in this remake though. In the opening, he kills that girl (his sister?) in her bedroom and then goes after the teens during their romp. Basically established the entire slasher formula with that.
The contrast between Macaulay's acting and the two hosts is hilarious.
O.M.G. I hope this means Culkin will be on an upcoming episode of BOTW
He will be, check his instagram.
AHHHH! SO EXCITED!
YEEEESSSSS
Stop. Don't get my hopes up...
confirmed look at his instaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You realize that when you review the next Terminator movie, we're gonna need an Edward Furlong cameo, right?
And for SW episode 9 a Jake Lloyd cameo
@@ssdaaFaf2 Brilliant.
Andrew Hollins You might be thinking of Brad Renfro. He died in 2007/2008, I can’t remember exactly.
Jay’s introduction to the film is sublime
I can't tell you how enhanced this is by Macaulay Culkin sitting quietly in the corner taking notes and nodding judgmentally. That is just divine.
Wait wait wait. Someone looks different. Must be Mike's new hairstyle.
And I almost confused Tim with Susan.
This made me snort
I thought Tim looked like Macaulay Culkin nowadays xD
edit: Also I love the Richard Gere gerbil reference towards the end too!
I'm pretty sure that's Chris Evans
That's Chris Helmsworth
Re:view of home alone featuring culkin?
They should do a re:view with him about Party Monster, cos that's a great and bizzare film he starred in.
He hates that movie. Will never happen. I'm guessing he's on the next Best of the worst.
They might put that in the can and air it around Christmas.
OMG YES!!! That would actually be awesome
this needs to exist
I'm really glad ya'll mentioned the score and particularly that song in the movie. That part and song were so effective and felt intense. Great job!
13:10 oh I bet Jay edited this one.
17:35 definitely Jay.
Who wore it better: Macaulay Culkin or Jay Bauman?
Jay Bauman of course.
Macaulay Bauman
Max Landis.
Mac needs to wear a belt if he's going to tuck that shirt in.
Scott Johnson Probably wasn’t in RLM’s tight budget.
Macauly Caulkin....
Guys...
You finally made it BIG TIME!!!!!!
He was passing through the county and Rich spotted him in the pharmacy while he was browsing antacids. Offered Macaulay 100 bucks and the rest is as they say...history.
@@bullseye911 man you could put on a festival with that type moolah
sjj111
More like Macaulay Culkin made it big lol
@@bullseye911 what a legendary tale
He's done the show before, I can't remember which episode they were destroying a worst-of-the-worst VHS using some kind of sorcery and Culkin was there
Wow, I can't believe I've been watching these two for seven years. Worth it.
Can't wait for the review on Kills.
Yep…..
Rewatching this in preparation
they fuckin hated it lol
That's the loudest finger waggle I've ever heard.
I laughed
13:08 & 17:32
The stretch marked loose skin from underneath his armpit was creating the sound.
"elderly plague this planet"
Patrick Walters one of mike's best lines ever tbh
As a Tim myself I appreciate the representation that we Tims get in the RLMverse.
This is one of the best ones ever and I'm rewatching it for some reason
I had no idea that was Macaulay Culkin until I scrolled to the comments, which I think is a good thing because I remember how he looked just a few years ago and that was concerning. Seems like he’s doing much better now, good for him. And the Home Alone joke in this video is fucking hilarious.
I think he went to rehab
When was the joke?
@The peaks and the troughs. Yeah! He looks like Macaulay Culkin now.
@@arpitmoudgil2076
Lauri Strode had turned herself into Culkin's character from Home Alone.
@@arpitmoudgil2076 right around 24:10
Mike: "Only you could have written than."
Jay: "Hahahahaha... yup."
That opening section by jay is yet again spot on, id die for a beer and a chat with that man
So it's officially canon that Laurie learned to make all those traps from Kevin.
Please Please Please have Culkin on BOTW!
bobbypaycheque yessss
They've already filmed it.
@@eamk887 how do you know that???? (If that sounds angry I dont mean it to be)
@@MrCamw1 Culkin posted a photo on instagram(?) Where he was on the red couch set of the BotW.
@@eamk887 thats awesome. Have any guesses what movies they watch?
Its about time that RLM featured major A-list big shot Hollywood celebrities like Kevin McCallistair
Custodian405 and Mike Stoklasa from Space Cop!
Michael is a mystery. This is what makes him iconic.
I loved how they hired Kevin to basically be a decoration