@@PALACIO254 Not when I have the power of God and anime they're not. This is the National States of Flat Earth, by gummit. Its up to me to protect our President Annoying Orange, and defeat those commie flubastards.
Netflix has this horrid way to make a movie that is on the title screen, after being opened, just start up without prompt. Since Birdbox was being pushed on us, it automatically started when netflix was opened up, giving them untrue stats. I stand by this theory.
The number that actually matters (and consequently the number Netflix will NEVER release) is "length of view". This is something that CZcams also struggles with.
@@heirofaniu There are average view duration and audience retention though, which are decent enough metrics to calculate how long people watch your video. Don't know how Netflix's dashboard works though.
I think what bugged me the most is that we never get the "Bird Box" payoff. Like, it gets established that the birds dont like the evil things - whatever they are - and act all aggravated when it's near. But we never get that scene where they are about to trust someone and then the birds get all uppity and then they are like "Oh no, dont trust him, he's evil, look at the bird box!" There was never a scene where the Bird Box actually directly changes the course of the plot. What kind of writing is that?!
Ari Ari Ari Viderci yeah thats actually one of the things they get right. when there are rules that are established, the rules are continuously restated. Not only is there the 'canary in the coal mine' idea they are comparing the situation to, but they also repeatedly, and sometimes even non-verbally explain the bird box dynamic.
The birds do signal trouble with the guy in the freezer and the guy in the river, but they don't get upset at the guy they let into the house til the plot needs them to, which reminds me, how the fuck did he keep his eyes looking normal until the movie needed to expose him? Like, ignore the things you set up just because it's convenient for the plot to move forward. So fucking dumb.
@@Greendalewitch The only movie I have ever liked her was Demolition Man. Her plastic-looking face just somehow suited that overtly positive, false future perfectly.
So is Will Ferrell now being looked at as another Adam Sandler? They have a similar career path, both were never really funny but somehow kept getting film roles, and now people see that they are kinda sad to watch?
@@klausgartenstiel4586 Thanks, you're awesome for responding after so long btw. Any clue as to which stream it was from? Even a vague hint is cool. Literally asking for a friend lol.
I feel like the thing that ticked me off about the "Bird Box" challenge was it's like "You do realize people do live blind right? Like, blind people have been around since people have existed..." Just driving while blindfolded risks hurting other people/damaging other people's property. People are stupid.
The Bird Box challenge for a blind person is just intentionally doing stuff they know will get them hurt. I wonder what some blind person actually thought when they heard people were wearing blind folds and recklessly injuring themselves because it was funny.
Joel Hassig because Halloween is easy to remember how to spell since it’s called Halloween most places around the world. And there and their is hard (at least for me) since English is not my main language
I wonder if that 45 million stat includes times when you're trying to read the description of the movie and it just starts playing automatically? Netflix is stat padding!
I honestly believe the Netflix statement was part of the marketing. When the mannequin challenge happened everybody had their own version of it, with this I’ve seen the same three or four videos circulating over and over again, which tells me that this is a manufactured meme if you will. Bird box is a forced meme
It’s a movie about a monster that causes people to harm them selfs if they see the monster, so people blocked their vision inorder not to go crazy. But at the same time in real life, people who saw the movie went crazy, blocked their vision and harmed them selfs, so is the movie itself the monster? and isn’t this the plot of The Ring?
@Jake K Laaranen Ripaska clearly means, that the entire concept, people doing what they see on screen is the Ring's plot. The movie is totally The Happening!
New fan? There’s been videos for years showing the sets reconstruction. It takes knowledge and skill to make sets, I’ve built walls and studied set design in college and community theatre and there is art and technique involved that when done well are more impressive than real life locations. Plus it’s sound proof in the studio, temperature control, lighting rigs, plenty of power outlets and no limit of curfew: all things that help the production process.
You guys are so right. Rules in horror movies is important. In predator, arnold says, if it bleeds we can kill it Nightmare on elm street, you can only get harmed in your sleep. Alien is just a creature with acid blood. Etc etc... This thing, monster..the wind whatever is is has NO RULES. It can kill you with sight, recrute people? Also make sounds? Nothing is explained, so we the audience cant connect to it and enjoy it
The entity Not strong enough physically to move much around other than strong wind so it can't enter enclosed spaces. It corrupts some people to be it's servant, most others to kill themselves. Pretty clear rules
@@bipolarcow It moved a fucking car. You can die by seeing it on a screen yet some look right at news footage and nothing happened to them. It has no defined rules. And the ending is the dumbest part. They can sit just outside that school but never enter because the script says so. The writers want the audience to believe that these invincible things wouldn't enter the blind school because they wouldn't sense the non blind people. Or that the band of roving crazy people who could operate just fine in this new world would never find this place. Terrible writing.
@@Seifersythe It's presence was enough to shake a car. And why is that one guy able to pretend he's not crazy for a long time unlike anyone else in the movie? Again, because the script says so. It's like you guys watched a different movie and completely checked out.
Kip! Grab the sexulator ... oh we don’t have one? Kip! Invent the sexulator then give it to me! Wait no don’t give it to me hand it to me good God kip!
You have "Don't Breathe" and "A Quiet Place" where life and death depends on not making noise. "Bird Box" where it depends on not looking at something. "Bye Bye Man" where it depends on not hearing or seeing something. This is the era of being afraid of your own eyes and ears in horror films.
I literally read this book this past October. ME, FINISHING BOOK: "That was pretty good. At least I have to applaud the author on writing something that is totally unfilmable." *SMASH CUT TO 4 MONTHS LATER*
I was just about to make this exact comment. No one seems to mention it. I remember the trailer for Oceans 8, she can barely move her mouth properly now.
My friend and I had a soul-destroying-horror marathon on New Year's Eve, and Apostle fit in beautifully. Between that, Bone Tomahawk and The VVitch, I'm developing a taste for historical horror.
Also, imo, bird box fails as a concept. I mean, it's not that hard to not look at things, especially when you stablish rules that make it even easier, like "they don't come inside". It is, however, almost impossible to not produce noise. Like, why the hell are you running in this forest Sandra Bullock? Just walk calmly so you don't get hurt and ignore the fuckers, that's it!
@@henriquerodrigues7795 Quiet Place fails at this much more as the monsters are basically one big plot hole. Either they can react only to loud noises which would mean they would bump into everything like mr. Plinket in the beginning of this video since they are actually blind. Or they can use echolocation which would mean that there is no point in being silent anyway as they would even hear your goddamn heartbeat and breath no matter what. But Quiet Place chooses both and none at the same time. In this regard I would choose Bird Box's invisible monsters that will fuck you up if you see them. It's actually a believable threat. Unlike Quiet Place's plothole monsters.
@@HateshWarkio I agree with you, partially. Thing is, I mainly talked about concept. In concept The quiet place monster are a lot more threatening because of what I said, producing sound is pretty much unavoidable, you will produce sound no matter what, and the hoops you have to jump through to avoid doing so are a lot more complicated. Receiving image is a whole lot easier, as long as you build the self-control and discipline to not look, it's not that hard. I'm not getting into the specifics here, but when you apply it, imo, both movies fail, they both had, with the rules that were set, various ways of avoiding the monsters that weren't applied by the characters. I do like A Quiet Place better, though, mostly due to performances and world-building.
@@henriquerodrigues7795 the thing is that A Quiet Place monsters don't have one concept. They have two concepts. You have the concept of highly advanced fast predator that can pinpoint your location through possibly echolocation. And then you have the concept that they react only to louder sounds than some unclear volume. The problem is that only one of these two concepts actually can work. The second one just wouldn't work the way A Quiet Place presents it as in that movie you have mix of those two concepts. The first concept is truly terrifying on its own but would be too overpowered for normal civilians to deal with. Just staying quiet wouldn't help you as those monsters would see you even because of your own heartbeat. And the second concept would result into a bunch of retarded creatures bumping into everything around them resembling more a bunch of drunkards on their way home from pub than actual enemy. That's why I'd say conceptually beings in Bird Box work better because in the end you have no idea what they trully are and thus there can be valid explanation why they work the way they work. While in A Quiet Place you basically have no real rules and those monsters do whatever they need to and work however they need to. If you are interested in this fast moving predator that is basically blind but uses echolocation to find its victims I would say to check out at least parts of an old (from early 2000's) BBC series called Primeval. The whole idea behind that series is that there are these time loops appearing out of nowhere and you have bunch of smart people trying to resolve it while fighting or dealing with prehistorical creatures. Until the last episode of the first season when you get introduced to a predator that comes from the post-apocalyptic future that is fast, strong and uses echolocation. And I feel like A Quiet Place actually ripped of Primeval in this regard except in Primeval these predators made some sort of sense.
That just made me realise what a hard time blind people must have with modern movies, like they could probably take something from the story a decade or 2 ago but now with big movies just being sensory bombs, they've probably completely given up on it. (I don't actually know if blind folk even listen to movies considering a lot of themes are better conveyed visually.)
I consider Mike to be the funnier of the two, but Jay saying "You know what the fuck I mean." is the funniest thing I've heard on this show. And that includes Rich Evans screaming "AT-ST" over and over again.
Damn you guys and your set comedy. Every time Rich starts destroying the set I instantly lose it and can't breathe. I needed a laugh badly you guys always provide. Thank you.
I don't know how many RLM videos I've watched in the last few months, but I have to hand it to you, lads. Mike, Jay & Rich, you're hilarious. Keep 'em comin'!
A friend's girlfriend loaned me a copy of the book to me last year after telling me that it was one of the scariest novels she's ever read. I never got around to reading it because I felt like I couldn't trust her judgement. Now I'm glad I only waster 2 hours of my time on this dumb movie.
I have be binge watching your HITB episodes for 2 days. Every time I think to go watch something else another movie review I really want to see pops up in my recommended section.
The safest and best way to do the Bird Box Challenge is while watching the movie
Hahahaha yeeeeeeeees
Better combine it with the quiet place challenge and mute that shit
AnneSQF I don't do social media, so that's what I thought the challenge was when I read the title.
Hey-o, count that one.
Bah-dum-tssssshhh!
"I got pregnant while doing the Bird Box challenge."
Contender for Mike's best line in 2019 already.
I liked "Why are you laughing? Why do you laugh so much? What are you, happy?"
The 9/11 moon landings were an outside job.
Ha! Rape jokes, I love them!
Oh balls it's 2019. I'm nearly 30 and I'm wasting my life with this shit.
It's pretty funny though so I'm gonna keep going with it.
@@chengkane7694 Or maybe it's consensual group sex. Not every kink is rape.
That was the best room-trashing sequence since Citizen Kane.
Interestingly enough, he was using the cane from Citizen Kane.
ya never seen eric andre I assume :P
and since The Handmaiden
I think you mean that it’s the best room trashing scene since The Room.
NO Kate Winslet in Titanic
I think Jay's genuine anger at 22:26 might be my favorite Half in the Bag moment ever.
i specifically looked for this comment and i agree " you know what the fuck i mean" XD
Holy crap seeing him angry was unexpected. Damn. He had a good reason though.
@@explodingtomahawks7589 A great example is him yelling "SHUT UP!" at the robot in the Best of The Worst on Robot in The Family
For some reason the 'Surviving Edged Weapons Challenge' didn't get as viral
Didn't expect to see you here Lumpy!
Wait till next week when the ‘Dab Face First Into a Belt Sander Challenge’ goes viral
Hello there
I GOT THIS REFERENCE AND I CLAAAAAAPED.
Nobody survived.
7-11 was a part time job
"The 9/11 Moonlanding was an outside job"
Praise the lord I wasn't the only one who figured that.
it was organized by russian vaccines in israel! they wanna push us off the edge of the earth!
@@PALACIO254 Not when I have the power of God and anime they're not. This is the National States of Flat Earth, by gummit.
Its up to me to protect our President Annoying Orange, and defeat those commie flubastards.
@@bombabombom3603 moe can only do so much to the power of nasa and big fema. also autism cant melt planet x
Laughed so hard at that line
I can't believe I'm watching this on 9/11
"Why are you smiling all the time? What are you, happy?" You just summed up living in the Midwest in a couple sentences.
Lmfao is that Cobra PFP? What are you some kinda small bird farmer?
TWU
I was hoping this was 30 minutes of Rich stumbling around blindfolded
Billy Nunez Maan, the shit they would've gotten from the kids after that whole transformers debacle...
After the black screen episodes, I'd have believed you if you told me that's what they shot.
Now I'm kinda disappointed..
@@ThePurplePims
Yeah, the kids don't like that genius stuff.
they dont have enough breakable objects in the city of milwaukee for him to be able to go on that long
"Mom Horror" and "Dad Scifi"
I support these categories.
I love that when rich is breaking things you can see the left wall of the set almost collapse
Set?
Set?
Set?
Set?
Set?
Netflix has this horrid way to make a movie that is on the title screen, after being opened, just start up without prompt. Since Birdbox was being pushed on us, it automatically started when netflix was opened up, giving them untrue stats. I stand by this theory.
That was the main cause of Sandlers Ridiculous Six film being so popular as thats exactly what happened with that movie
Ooh that's a good theory!
The number that actually matters (and consequently the number Netflix will NEVER release) is "length of view". This is something that CZcams also struggles with.
@@heirofaniu There are average view duration and audience retention though, which are decent enough metrics to calculate how long people watch your video. Don't know how Netflix's dashboard works though.
John Malkovich was right the entire movie and people died whenever they ignored him.
Being John Malkovich is hard
He should get an Oscar for his line: "Are you a simpleton?!"
@@emhome924 Malkovich? Malkovich, Malkovich!
He was an old, straight, white male. Nobody would've listened to him in modern society even if he had the cure to testicular cancer.
@@cris1735 damn if only he was a trans black woman and he would have been the hero of the movie
You know what they say, two hacks in a house are worth 1 bird in a box.
They do say that don't they
liked your last guide, Eric
Holding my breath till your next guide cutie
These hacks should try the "VCR Repair Challenge"
"10 years ago they named their kids after Twilight and now they are getting beat up in elementary."
BOOM
Got em
@@cymes82 don't forget dovahkin
😅
This monster can't break windows or pull off your blindfold, but it can throw trees around and rattle your car.
So... College kids running a haunted house?
Yes fuck this movie
@Not Sure Damn! xD
This was half-naked Putin riding his bear.
I figured that they did that because they had a rule that stated that they weren't allowed to forcibly expose their victims.
I wish everyone on the world would do the Quiet Place challenge.
Oh my gosh, yes please!
Shut up!
Ha!
ill do it if u start
@@oleskarjsok9392 wow. How original
I think what bugged me the most is that we never get the "Bird Box" payoff. Like, it gets established that the birds dont like the evil things - whatever they are - and act all aggravated when it's near. But we never get that scene where they are about to trust someone and then the birds get all uppity and then they are like "Oh no, dont trust him, he's evil, look at the bird box!" There was never a scene where the Bird Box actually directly changes the course of the plot. What kind of writing is that?!
Ari Ari Ari Viderci yeah thats actually one of the things they get right. when there are rules that are established, the rules are continuously restated. Not only is there the 'canary in the coal mine' idea they are comparing the situation to, but they also repeatedly, and sometimes even non-verbally explain the bird box dynamic.
The birds do signal trouble with the guy in the freezer and the guy in the river, but they don't get upset at the guy they let into the house til the plot needs them to, which reminds me, how the fuck did he keep his eyes looking normal until the movie needed to expose him? Like, ignore the things you set up just because it's convenient for the plot to move forward. So fucking dumb.
So... Bird box could have worked if they changed just 3 little things...
1: The Script...
2: The Structure...
3: The Actors...
Il give you the first two, but Sandra Bullock is awesome in everything. Even though the script is shit, its still great to watch her.
4: The decision to release the movie
And the ending.
4: HAVE US SEE THE FUCKING MONSTERS ON CAMERA!!
@@Greendalewitch The only movie I have ever liked her was Demolition Man. Her plastic-looking face just somehow suited that overtly positive, false future perfectly.
The monsters kill themselves when they see Mr Plinkett.
That single second-long shot of Mike turning and breathing before hard cutting to credits is funnier than the entirety of Holmes & Watson.
Gareth Pugh You actually saw it?
this is so true it's sad
So is Will Ferrell now being looked at as another Adam Sandler? They have a similar career path, both were never really funny but somehow kept getting film roles, and now people see that they are kinda sad to watch?
My name's Johnny Knoxville, and this is the construction-site bird-box challenge
I think "MILF horror" sound way more marketable for this type of movies!
hahaha
Movie I'd like to forget
Oh
Gilf more like it
@@dissidentaggressor7325 Nice
"People are saying" is how every trust worthy statement begins!
Our President got elected by doing exactly that. Yay!!!!!!!!
"I've read/saw on facebook"
I am from Russia. And we do not have here any bots that makes Sandra Bullock movies popular.
Holden McGroin yeah, we do, also there is a site which is an official hbo representative
Wow these Russian bots are getting really advanced.
proofs?
In Russiya have Nyet Fliks
Beep boop
"I got pregnant during the Bird Box challange..." 🤣
Mike and Jay look genuinely scared that the set’s going to fall apart at the beginning
That Mr. Plinkett gets sexier and sexier as he gets more and more senile.
Dick The Birthday Boy?
@@jamstonjulian6947 Ass seen on Ellen
@@LiquidArmProduction a star and a hunk!
Did someone give you gay pheromone cake?
@@aidanlol5239 If so, I'm not complaining.
Every time Rich Evans starts smashing into shit, there is genuine concern on everyone else’s faces
Rich is one of the best physical comedians of our time. True genius.
In just 2 minutes, he was able to create the tension that the entire duration of birdbox lacked
I'm always a little bit concerned he might actually throw his back out.
"you can manipulate people, but you cannot control how they will react."
-rich evans
Where was this quote originally from?
@@emceelucas9296 i think it's an evans original, and it's from a previously recorded lifestream.
@@klausgartenstiel4586 Thanks, you're awesome for responding after so long btw. Any clue as to which stream it was from? Even a vague hint is cool. Literally asking for a friend lol.
@@emceelucas9296 sorry, it's too long ago. but one of the prerec videos that are still here on youtube, i'm sure.
rich evans can manipulate me any day of the week.
I feel like the thing that ticked me off about the "Bird Box" challenge was it's like "You do realize people do live blind right? Like, blind people have been around since people have existed..."
Just driving while blindfolded risks hurting other people/damaging other people's property.
People are stupid.
The Bird Box challenge for a blind person is just intentionally doing stuff they know will get them hurt. I wonder what some blind person actually thought when they heard people were wearing blind folds and recklessly injuring themselves because it was funny.
It’s 2019 and they still have their Halloween decorations up
Never change Rlm
"their" Halloween decorations. How do you spell Halloween correctly, yet misspell "their"?
Joel Hassig changed
Joel Hassig because Halloween is easy to remember how to spell since it’s called Halloween most places around the world. And there and their is hard (at least for me) since English is not my main language
Their analysis of current social trends with dumb challenge memes and concepts like Dad SciFi and Mom Horror movies are scarily on point. RLM is gold
She Learns to Open her Eyes ..... to Motherhood...
I choked on my spit laughing at your exquisite delivery of that Mike.💕
I love it when Mike's opening statements get a laugh out of Jay
That "Netflix should be renamed to 'The Office'" joke is too real.
if only! not in germany :(
For real, other than Voltron, it's all I'm usually watching lately
Should be called the Bojack Horseman machine.
FANTAVISION and MadMen
Lol, I literally just finished watching the office on Netflix
I enjoy watching Red Letter Media talk about movies more than I do watching movies. Your numbers should be 45 million views.
This is sad.
I watch the movies they talk about only to get some context on RLM videos. Bird Box sucked ass unfortunately :(
I wonder if that 45 million stat includes times when you're trying to read the description of the movie and it just starts playing automatically? Netflix is stat padding!
I honestly believe the Netflix statement was part of the marketing. When the mannequin challenge happened everybody had their own version of it, with this I’ve seen the same three or four videos circulating over and over again, which tells me that this is a manufactured meme if you will. Bird box is a forced meme
Yeah, there were a bunch of tweets that were clearly manufactured hype.
187 likes!
It’s a movie about a monster that causes people to harm them selfs if they see the monster, so people blocked their vision inorder not to go crazy.
But at the same time in real life, people who saw the movie went crazy, blocked their vision and harmed them selfs, so is the movie itself the monster? and isn’t this the plot of The Ring?
**Einstein wants to know your location*
@Jake K Laaranen Ripaska clearly means, that the entire concept, people doing what they see on screen is the Ring's plot. The movie is totally The Happening!
People are THAT stupid? I guess this was an experiment...
collective consciousness...
Ok, this is hilarious 😂
"Mom Horror" perfectly describes this movie.
“Everything in the kitchen sink getting dumped in there” is one hell of an idiom butchering
“There are varying degrees of crazy.“ - Mike Stoklasta, Ph.D
Generalized Crazy Disorder
I am disillusioned as I learned today Plinkett's house is a set.
It's not it just has really flimsy walls.
@@nedimgery-buyukyuksel513 Its the damage from being on the lake bottom. Lol
New fan? There’s been videos for years showing the sets reconstruction. It takes knowledge and skill to make sets, I’ve built walls and studied set design in college and community theatre and there is art and technique involved that when done well are more impressive than real life locations. Plus it’s sound proof in the studio, temperature control, lighting rigs, plenty of power outlets and no limit of curfew: all things that help the production process.
2:39 'Laughing, why do you laugh so much? What are you...happy?'
Thank you for quoting and time stamping the video i am/was watching.
@@archivehans It's called a "select quote". It's a form of praise for good writing.
You guys are so right. Rules in horror movies is important.
In predator, arnold says, if it bleeds we can kill it
Nightmare on elm street, you can only get harmed in your sleep.
Alien is just a creature with acid blood. Etc etc...
This thing, monster..the wind whatever is is has NO RULES. It can kill you with sight, recrute people? Also make sounds? Nothing is explained, so we the audience cant connect to it and enjoy it
The entity Not strong enough physically to move much around other than strong wind so it can't enter enclosed spaces.
It corrupts some people to be it's servant, most others to kill themselves.
Pretty clear rules
I kind of understood its "rules".
@@Seifersythe You forgot the most important and creepy rule, they can move leaves.
@@bipolarcow It moved a fucking car. You can die by seeing it on a screen yet some look right at news footage and nothing happened to them. It has no defined rules. And the ending is the dumbest part. They can sit just outside that school but never enter because the script says so. The writers want the audience to believe that these invincible things wouldn't enter the blind school because they wouldn't sense the non blind people. Or that the band of roving crazy people who could operate just fine in this new world would never find this place. Terrible writing.
@@Seifersythe It's presence was enough to shake a car. And why is that one guy able to pretend he's not crazy for a long time unlike anyone else in the movie? Again, because the script says so. It's like you guys watched a different movie and completely checked out.
My sister is one of the kids named after twilight. I can confirm that she doesn’t get beat up over it because 5th graders have 0 idea what twilight is
Rich Evans’ Nier Automata cosplay in the thumbnail is on point.
Oh is that what he was trying 2b?
I miss PreRec
"The whole Bunker is infected with AIDS!"
Rich Evas has a better ass than 2B, a sexier walk than A2 and is crazier than 9S after he loses it.
@@luchomscyfy It took you this long to figure that out?
It's literally a case of the blind leading the blind.
It's nice living under a rock, I hadn't heard of any of this stupidity until now.
can I move in with you?
Let’s all hide together
Kip! Grab the sexulator ... oh we don’t have one? Kip! Invent the sexulator then give it to me! Wait no don’t give it to me hand it to me good God kip!
hold fast.
You have "Don't Breathe" and "A Quiet Place" where life and death depends on not making noise. "Bird Box" where it depends on not looking at something. "Bye Bye Man" where it depends on not hearing or seeing something.
This is the era of being afraid of your own eyes and ears in horror films.
How About "Don't Blink" That Would Be Interesting
@@SirCheeseEater only a matter of time before scp movie so meh I can see it
@@SirCheeseEater So... "Blink" from Doctor Who then.
Don't Taste must get it's chance
Horrear Movies
Thrillears
Seespense
The real Birdbox Challenge is not to fall asleep during the movie.
the real real challege is hearing EVERYONE around you hype a movie, and then to not watch it
I failed... three times...
_Manchester by the Sea_ had the challenge before _Birdbox_ =P
If they rename Netflix to The Office reruns, then CZcams needs to be renamed to Red Letter Media reruns.
You have no idea how true that is...
It’s like poetry so that they rhyme
SuperDevolution It’s gonna be great
@@damianespinosa6393 sometimes I wonder if they even really want to get caught up in all this mess that goes on past that threshold of extreme stardom
CZcams is primarily for ASMR though.
I love Jay's "he's going to knock down a wall or camera" face. 0:55
I love the entire "Mom horror" concept, it's pretty accurate!
Netflix is one big MK Ultra machine.
This
Is
Sparta!
Jimpalainen MGK ultra machine*
Hit the nose right on the head
Mr. Plinkett was so blind that he's almost broke the 3 wall instead of the 4-th.
I’d give my left bullock to never watch another Sandra Bollock film
omg when that baby slammed into that wall i was like *that baby is done*
mom horror and dad sci-fi is too real
I literally read this book this past October.
ME, FINISHING BOOK: "That was pretty good. At least I have to applaud the author on writing something that is totally unfilmable."
*SMASH CUT TO 4 MONTHS LATER*
New horror story premise: a book reader learns any book they read gets a crappy movie adaptation that ruins everything
So real life?
BALDORF BREAKDOWNS RIP maze runner
Or game of thrones
Best room destruction since Orson Welles.
-Orson Welles- Tommy Wiseau
The people that ran their baby into a wall doing the birdbox challenge should not have kids in the first place
If that child died it would have probably save it from a horribal existence
I feel like that's a problem that solves itself.
also, people who can't spot a fake video...
I'm terrible for laughing.😂
I did the best bird box challenge, I didn't see the movie
T Will Biggie Biggie Biggie can’t you see?
me too. When I saw Red Letter had a review up, I thought, 'good, now I can skip the movie and get to what I'm sure I'll hate about it'.
Nice.
zing
_Slide whistle sound effect plays_
Of course Mr. Plinkett does the Bird Box Challenge. He almost even knocked down the set.... I mean wall of his house.
What are you...happy?
Yeah. What a freak.
as he opens a beer. I laughed so hard.
This was one of the funniest Mr. Plinkett skits I have ever seen.
Sandra Bullocks is starting to look like Michael Jackson.
Thats her final form. Laugh now, she's about to hee hee her way to an oscar
HILARIOUS
She really is
I was just about to make this exact comment. No one seems to mention it.
I remember the trailer for Oceans 8, she can barely move her mouth properly now.
It is all that korean foreskin she is injecting
I'm waiting for the bird flu challenge...I hear its to die for.
Jennifur68 Hiiiohhhh
My friend and I had a soul-destroying-horror marathon on New Year's Eve, and Apostle fit in beautifully. Between that, Bone Tomahawk and The VVitch, I'm developing a taste for historical horror.
Its like the aborted love child of the happening and the quiet place.
Also, imo, bird box fails as a concept. I mean, it's not that hard to not look at things, especially when you stablish rules that make it even easier, like "they don't come inside". It is, however, almost impossible to not produce noise. Like, why the hell are you running in this forest Sandra Bullock? Just walk calmly so you don't get hurt and ignore the fuckers, that's it!
@@henriquerodrigues7795 Quiet Place fails at this much more as the monsters are basically one big plot hole.
Either they can react only to loud noises which would mean they would bump into everything like mr. Plinket in the beginning of this video since they are actually blind.
Or they can use echolocation which would mean that there is no point in being silent anyway as they would even hear your goddamn heartbeat and breath no matter what.
But Quiet Place chooses both and none at the same time.
In this regard I would choose Bird Box's invisible monsters that will fuck you up if you see them. It's actually a believable threat. Unlike Quiet Place's plothole monsters.
@@HateshWarkio I agree with you, partially. Thing is, I mainly talked about concept. In concept The quiet place monster are a lot more threatening because of what I said, producing sound is pretty much unavoidable, you will produce sound no matter what, and the hoops you have to jump through to avoid doing so are a lot more complicated. Receiving image is a whole lot easier, as long as you build the self-control and discipline to not look, it's not that hard.
I'm not getting into the specifics here, but when you apply it, imo, both movies fail, they both had, with the rules that were set, various ways of avoiding the monsters that weren't applied by the characters. I do like A Quiet Place better, though, mostly due to performances and world-building.
@@henriquerodrigues7795 the thing is that A Quiet Place monsters don't have one concept. They have two concepts.
You have the concept of highly advanced fast predator that can pinpoint your location through possibly echolocation.
And then you have the concept that they react only to louder sounds than some unclear volume.
The problem is that only one of these two concepts actually can work. The second one just wouldn't work the way A Quiet Place presents it as in that movie you have mix of those two concepts.
The first concept is truly terrifying on its own but would be too overpowered for normal civilians to deal with. Just staying quiet wouldn't help you as those monsters would see you even because of your own heartbeat. And the second concept would result into a bunch of retarded creatures bumping into everything around them resembling more a bunch of drunkards on their way home from pub than actual enemy.
That's why I'd say conceptually beings in Bird Box work better because in the end you have no idea what they trully are and thus there can be valid explanation why they work the way they work.
While in A Quiet Place you basically have no real rules and those monsters do whatever they need to and work however they need to.
If you are interested in this fast moving predator that is basically blind but uses echolocation to find its victims I would say to check out at least parts of an old (from early 2000's) BBC series called Primeval.
The whole idea behind that series is that there are these time loops appearing out of nowhere and you have bunch of smart people trying to resolve it while fighting or dealing with prehistorical creatures. Until the last episode of the first season when you get introduced to a predator that comes from the post-apocalyptic future that is fast, strong and uses echolocation.
And I feel like A Quiet Place actually ripped of Primeval in this regard except in Primeval these predators made some sort of sense.
It's better than both though. By large.
I took the Bird Box challenge and went to see Aquaman at the movie theater. I think it was good?
That just made me realise what a hard time blind people must have with modern movies, like they could probably take something from the story a decade or 2 ago but now with big movies just being sensory bombs, they've probably completely given up on it. (I don't actually know if blind folk even listen to movies considering a lot of themes are better conveyed visually.)
Rich Evans is Daredevil now?
So how long until Rich evans becomes batman on a snyder movie
Is Rich Evans replacing Charlie Cox?
Rich Evans? you mean Mr. Plinkett right?
@@marcps12 Rich Evans has two Alter ego's, one is Mr Plinkett and the other is Dick the Birthday Boy.
@@heyokah.2519 They both have a very special kind of AIDSiosincracy
People should have made a challange out of "Don´t breathe". The world would be a better place.
The joke is that all the dumb people would be dead.
The Turkey Baster Challenge?
The “drink poison” challenge would be better.
Oh
@@stunner9005 COUGH tidepodsCOUGH
“Mysteries solved before they become mysteries”
Well, I guess the story is....efficient???
Her name is Sarah Paulson
RJAY BEE unreal reference
We dont talk about fight Club
What?
Her name was Roberta Paulson - Workaholics
Related to Hank Paulson (Goldman Sachs) ?
Anyone else think that Sandra bullock is starting to look like Michael Jackson in his later years?
Its uncanny . i cant unsee it
Dat nose job doe
i participate in the "i will never subscribe to netflix challenge"
it's easy, but it's fun
That room trashing scene was better than some action movies I have seen this year
rich killed it
This movie sounds like it would be better to watch blindfolded.
Real original buddy.
@@MrFunkhauser lol original name "Funkhauser"
hahahaha
I'm sorry but everyone has already made that joke
Julia Roberts wishes she could've been blindfolded at Dick the Birthday Boy's party
Any chance space cop could make it to netflix
Red vs Blue did it.
With the current state yeah
How did they not mention similarities to “the happening” by M. Night Shyamalan?
Shyamalamdingdong
In a shocking twist they didn't make the Shyamalan connection
Forgetting about the happening is perfectly excusable
I consider Mike to be the funnier of the two, but Jay saying "You know what the fuck I mean." is the funniest thing I've heard on this show. And that includes Rich Evans screaming "AT-ST" over and over again.
Dude! How'd they get Rich Evans?!
Iron Fist Films it's lucky for them he got time off from the Ellen show!
I didn't think these hack frauds would have contact with superstar Rich Evans of the Ellen Show fame.
I know! When Rich Evans showed up, my dog barked!
Guess Julia Roberts wasn't available
Iron Fist Films They have Rich Evans money.
Mike was actually worried Rich was going to knock over the set wall at 0:48
Rich almost took Mike's head off with that cane swing in the beginning 😂
Netflix movies seem like over advertised straight to tv movies
It's pretty hit and miss tbh. They have stuff that I genuinely love.
well, netflix is a tv service, a tv service makes a movie...oh hey, a straight to tb movie! It's basically what it is
Abbycadabra they are over advertised TV movies.
Shut the fuck up, Buster Scruggs is fantastic.
Next they need to do one of these for the sense of smell: "Under no circumstances do you take the clothespin off your nose!!!"
Technically done in "perfect sense," a decent movie.
You joke but this type of horror movie might become a trend for awhile. Doesn't matter how retarded it is if people keep watching.
@@MrFunkhauser That's exactly what I fear...
Damn you guys and your set comedy. Every time Rich starts destroying the set I instantly lose it and can't breathe. I needed a laugh badly you guys always provide. Thank you.
I don't know how many RLM videos I've watched in the last few months, but I have to hand it to you, lads. Mike, Jay & Rich, you're hilarious. Keep 'em comin'!
For those of you who may be wondering, the book is exactly as stupid as the movie.
Figures
Nobody is wondering
Really? I'm reading the book right now and it's pretty good so far. I haven't seen the movie though.
It's exactly what they said about the film. It has the same bad structure and reads like a first draft by a college kid.
A friend's girlfriend loaned me a copy of the book to me last year after telling me that it was one of the scariest novels she's ever read. I never got around to reading it because I felt like I couldn't trust her judgement. Now I'm glad I only waster 2 hours of my time on this dumb movie.
Birdbox 2 : In space no one can hear you meme..
Sandra Bullock looks like Michael Jackson in this "Movie"
Where the blindfolded kids at?
I have be binge watching your HITB episodes for 2 days. Every time I think to go watch something else another movie review I really want to see pops up in my recommended section.
I'm doing the "The House That Jack build" challenge!!! What challenge are YOU guys doing?
I'm going for the "Salo" challenge
@Claudiu Bogiu I wish you luck
I’m trying one for Eyes Wide Shut
The "Sicario"challenge
Will you upload pictures of the house? I bet its a fine little one, perfectly useable.
The 9/11 Moon Landings
Were an outside job.
I heard that too.
At least you know the truth? Film crew went to moon to fake astronoauts landing on moon. I'll be dead soon. Spread the word
I watched the movie blindfolded. It was OK.
I never heard of any of this till now. Thanks a lot you guys.