Rodrigo Pérez That's why I pour my soda on my popcorn. Soggy popcorn makes less sound. Makes for wet pants and seat, and sticky floors after watching the whole movie. Win some, loss some. At least my popcorn is mostly quiet.
Watched A Quiet Place with a packed theater and no one made a sound. To the point of people opening bags and stuff inside their jackets to not bother anyone. It was the best crowd i've ever seen.
The bags, those fucking bags have got to go -- along with the people who think that by slowly opening them over five fucking minutes it makes it quiet and respectful.
Same here! Full theater on a weekend and the entire theater was dead silent. In fact, there were people who were so afraid of pissing other people off that they didn't open their cans or snacks at all.
@@0hMyGandhi I try to go to the theaters with full tables that serve you regular cups and will make you a pizza and bring it to you so you don't block the screen since the servers are much better at staying low then I am.
Little thing you may have missed: when this was shot the actress who plays Jay was actually pregnant. Production used camera tricks, framing, and adjustments to the character"s wardrobe to hide it! Though they could not write it into the current season, the absence of Jay would prove to be a "happy accident", and would lay the foundations for the mythology of the series.
Fun fact! When the actress playing Jay Bauman found out she was pregnant, she was so nervous about it that she confided only in her best friend and co-star, David "Mike" Duchovny!
@@woodlefoof2 Gillian Anderson and the X-Files. She got pregnant and they had to hide it, and then made a plot about Scully getting abducted by aliens and impregnated.
@@jasonfenton8250 By far one of the most horrifying things I ever saw as a kid tbh. My dad or sister had to sit with me until I fell asleep for _weeks_ after that, and it still haunts me to this day. The concept of being randomly kidnapped and _violated_ is a very insidious thought 🤢
I love the idea of young nuns waiting to get murdered, playing Truth or Dare. "I know we're about to get slaughtered, but what was your most embarrassing moment, Sister Mary Beth?"
It's the most depressing thing to work at a theater, and to be there at the end of Truth or Dare to not only see it's FULL of people, but also the fact that every was gasping and surprised by the ending, which was a facepalm moment.
She's the "lucky pen" because he name is Penelope. When I watched truth or dare I didn't get it either because I didn't and still don't know like 98% of their names.
I have a great idea for another movie! The title is "Ding Dong Ditch". First, you hear the Ding. Next, you investigate the Dong. Finally, beware of the DITCH!
Truth or Dare looks like the awful fake horror movie that characters in slasher movies or comedies watch but it accidentally got released in real life.
After seeing it, it's not half bad. Most of the main story beats are established before coming into play, action was fairly easy to follow, and the sound design was pretty good. Would have been neat to see in Dolby Atmos, but it's probably not worth the extra money per ticket. But maybe it's just because it's the first movie I've seen in theaters post-pandemic. Felt weird to not have to wear a mask
@@MortusSweet it was pretty nice, actually. Had just opened this year (poor timing, but was pretty busy). Got a Manhattan before the movie. Seats had heating/cooling and electric reclining, screens were big and had 7.2 sound. Only complaint was that someone was having a conversation outside the theater.
YMS isn't as much nerdy nitpicking, as it's just very angrily presented criticism projected at the audience. It's not like RLM didn't notice these things, it's just that they aren't doing the whole 'angry reviewer' shtick.
Zach Maples People who takes CinemaSins seriously? Like the 5000 videos talking about how CinemaSins is some kind of Satan because people get triggered by basic nitpicking?
Zach Maples I hate cinema sins, but it 100% is intended to me a funny take on a serious review or else they wouldn't pepper in actual criticism with their trash humor.
@@michaelccozens It's been years and they are not going away. The common idiot can't get enough of these shitty spook movies. Get out is fucking trash too
I don’t get why he couldn’t have said “I need my pen. It’s my luck charm” and then the girl says “I thought I was your lucky charm” Took me 8 seconds to come up with that. Hollywood, I am awaiting your offers of employment as a script doctor.
I watch a quiet place with a full theatre that served meals and it was D E A D silent as everyone was eating as quiet as possible. Until the waterfall scenes where everyone ate as quickly as possible.
There was still a little bit of calling them out, particularly when he's explaining the whiteboard. It's a perfectly reasonable way to visually direct information to the audience because it's a movie and it's definitely a "sin" CinemaSins would have happily made because it's an easy nitpick and they ignore how and why movies need to do things for the benefit of the audience.
I wouldn't say they suck, as much as they've ran their format into the ground imo. honest trailers aren't as funny as they used to be but they're still humorous and somewhat inspired. cinema sins has gotten too formulaic for me. not really fair to call them shit tho.
The most appropriate title would be Happy Truth or Dare Day: An Unfriended Crossover Like seriously Unfriended and Happy Death Day might as well be fucking Citizen Kane by respective comparisons.
"Thank God for churches, priests and nuns. Without them we would have no plots for modern day horror films. The mysticism of Mexico, the nation that we don't know much about. Where white kids from college culturally appropriate their demon from a Mexican monastery, because they can't get it at starbucks." Hands down my favourite part so far.
The amazon reviews for this book are very interesting too. It seems like the book isn’t very complete at all. There is more to vcr repair than rlm Videos might make you believe.
They were also actual world-building problems with the movie. What they were making fun of was the format, not the criticisms (they pointed out many of the same inconsistencies as many others, including YMS and CinemaSins).
Yeah I love YMS but sometimes it feels as though he values fullproof logic over goo storytelling, like he doesn't realize that if the characters lived by the waterfall then there would be no threat or conflict in the movie. I find it odd considering he clearly enjoys abstract art films but then goes on to complain about mildly illogical aspects in more conventional narratives. Again, I love his stuff and he clearly knows what he's talking about in regards to filmmaking, but I do take issues with some of his criticisms.
Roach I know this is late, but how the fuck would you build an entire house or move an entire camp to a waterfall silently? Like yeah the waterfall drowns out noise NEAR it but that seems like a bit of a trek to that waterfall.
@@RoflFishFTW They dont literally mean live in the waterfall- it'sa matephor- for " why aren't the humans living in an area with existing natural noises, such as aPOWERPLANT or a SEWAGE TREATMENT FACILITY. lol. they haveplumbing and running water, and power. There's no reason these things don't exist and operate, and monsters would be all over the noisy areas. But like others have said - you take away the conflict, you loseamovie. it's fine. justenjoy the big, dumb spectacle that is Hollywood, just don't forget to leave your brain at home
"What is an acceptable level of sound?" I don't think the characters in the movie knew the answer either, and I REALLY doubt that they wanted to test the threshold.
It's pretty clear it's a moving target. The closer the alien the more you are at risk. Seriously if any comment aged so poorly from the pre covid world it's that. And it isn't strictly any noise that attracts them.
You know why these kinds of horror flicks keep getting made? It cost 3.5m to make and has cleared over 20 million so far. This is a genius business model. Make cheap shitty horror flick with gimmicky premise that will intrigue just enough people to make 2-4x the budget on opening weekend and move on to the next one.
Brett VV how does that make me a cinema sins fanboy? I never defended cinema sins in any way, so how would you assume that I'm a cinema sins fanboy? And most people all of a sudden start attacking cinema sins, usually means they are fanboys.
"I never defended cinema sins in any way"? Every comment I see talking about that segment has you jumping in to talk about how everyone else is a fanboy and Cinema Sins gets WAY more views and is better. It's pretty obvious you're a fanboy from that.
MrDrCthulhu umm, from that one comment he assumed I was a fanboy because I called him a fanboy, not because he saw me writing other comments. I only said the views topic when I responded to somone who said "now cinema sins will be part of the group of channels who got fucked by RLM too." But ok
I assumed that they must be using some kind of sonar / echo-location like bats... bats can fly through densely forested areas, picking off individual insects in mid-flight and they are as blind as.... wait for it... a bat.
What if you fart or cough in your sleep? I would not want to live in the world of A quiet place...just imagine dying because you farted... That being said I really enjoyed the movie.
A saw A Quiet Place twice in a packed theater. Both times there was pin drop silence during the quiet scenes. It's a shame you guys missed out on this unique experience by seeing it in an empty theater.
There was a few black people that were shouting out shit and a dumb bitch that was talking to her boyfriend the whole time. I wish I saw it in an empty theater.
I remember seeing fast5 in theatres and the experience was enhanced by people talking. it was like everyone was watching the movie ironically and all the jokes about the ridiculously over the top tone made it hilarious.
Stephen Grigg lmao I forget which fast and furious movie I watched but the one where the lady took control of all the cars I said at conversation level “that’s fucking retarded” and everyone in the heater almost in unison shushed me and one dude told me to stfu. Meanwhile when I tried to watch “Silence” there were only like five people in the theater and some dude fell asleep and was snoring next to me and I asked his wife/daughter to please wake him up and she said I was rude.
@@EtherDais I'm late here but the tips of expo markers have really soft felt to let the ink pass through. They are made to glide across a very smooth surface, paper is more rough and will damage the tip and after a while it will start "pilling" or making tiny felt balls that either fall off or stick to the marker like an inky dingle-berry.
They live in Milwaukee so there were probably loud black people and Hispanics in the theater. Also it was PG-13 so there were probably highschoolers there aswell snapchatting during the movie.
I watched Blade Runner 2049 with two dumbass kids sitting next to me, continually talking about how boring the movie was. I wanted to rip their jaws open, reach inside, and squish their hearts till they popped like balloons.
they do that when they're not sure if they'll release it as an R or edit it to PG-13. But I've also noticed a trend of it being used for a marketing tactic. bvs had a not rated close to its deadline, and it seemed like they were trying to trick people into thinking the movie was edgier than it really was. its very common with horror and I interpret it as a lack of faith in their product
Thank goodness for Alamo Drafthouse, which has a strict no talking/no texting policy. Seeing "A Quiet Place" there made my experience way better than it would have at a regular theater.
A few things: 1.) What size is Jay's shirt? XXXXL? Is this a new gag? Is Jay shrinking? 2.) I liked how they didn't abandon the Neelix references 3.) that finals destination death scene was pretty brutal with the gymnasts. 3.) Why aren't they drinking 4.) why did Rich Evans get bleeped out?
It feels like Blumhouse's using the shotgun approach. They've got a baseline where they can put out these $5 mil horror films and expect like $10-15 mil per on opening weekend. That keeps them going on a steady clip, and then occasionally they get their Happy Death Day big money maker. And that let's them continue funding less experienced directors or riskier ideas (stuff like Get Out).
When I saw A Quiet Place in the theaters, it was packed. The noise during the quiet parts didn't bother me, but this asshole in front of me kept texting on his phone. I swear to God it illuminated the whole theater.
That might work in other countries, not in Brazil though, where you're in the minority if you don't touch your phone at least once during a movie. Even old ladies won't stop texting in movie theaters here, so... I just have to live with that reality.
Hello, Scientist Man here. The reason the theater looked so illuminated was an optical illusion. The light from his phone was shining so bring in your eyes that it causes your pupils to widen, creating a sense of brightness.
I really enjoyed The Quiet Place, the only things that really stood out as bizzare to me was, firstly their farm fields are impressive in scale and in how orderly it was, especially when you realize they would have had to do it all by hand and without making any noise. Other than that I did like that they were making a sound insulated room for the wife to have the baby in, but my question is, why wouldn't that be their main living space? I mean they are in a world were a coughing fit would be a death sentence, so wouldn't you make your living area as soundproof as possible so your family isn't slaughtered the first time someone coughs, sneezes or drops a pan? Also why haven't they created a shelter by the waterfall? Sure, maybe they wouldn't be able build an actual building there as trying to do so would just make to much noise, but at the very least you would think they had something set up as an emergency shelter, we saw that they stashed things around, like the fireworks, for emergencies but why not have something at the one place you can actually make noise, especially with a baby on the way? As for the power, you could see they had several solar panels on one of the roofs, although I'd like to know how they mounted them without making any noise?
For the sake of human sanity, I'd imagine that it's worth the risk to live most of life on ground level while being as quiet as possible. Dine, read, and play Monopoly in the fresh air. Listen to nature. Have some part of a normal experience in the 6-8 months of the year that it isn't cold as hell (this looks like a Midwestern countryside) and then go underground and live like voles for four months, completely miserable. Maybe they spent the first Summer underground and then also the Winter and realized "I'd rather die than stay down there through this Spring and Summer."
As much as I love YMS, I found it incredibly amusing that some of RLM’s “dumb CinemaSins nitpick bullshit” jokes from the end of the review were a few of his actual criticisms of A Quiet Place.
Adam has become a parody of himself at this point, falling into his own confirmation bias about what qualifies good movies and bad movies about things that ultimately amount to stupid details that he’ll flip-flop on
I was wondering how they had such a beautiful field of corn surrounding the farm. Did they quietly plant it all by hand? How did they harvest and fill the grain bins without a sound?
It wasn’t a huge surprise, but JKs sign of “I’ve Always Loved you”was frickin tear jerking. (Until his goofy scream which will always make me laugh). I like how understandable they made all of the sign language. Not sure if there are meant to be subtitles, but the version I saw had none and it worked really well.
In the scene where John and Emily were talking in the basement, they had been soundproofing that room earlier in the movie. It was like a 5 second scene but I guess that would explain it.
Biscuit Boi it's more that the aliens are horribly inconsistent with how good they hear. Considering that's the whole movie, it's quite frustrating the more you think of it..
Yeah, it is annoying, but what you gonna do? EVERY movie has that weird "inconsistent power level" stuff these days. How many movies have you seen where everyone has incredible aim until the writers decide otherwise? Or where the bad guy is an untouchable ninja master until they have to fight the hero, and suddenly they look like they just graduated from a women's self-defense course. Meh, it's best to ignore it in a decently acted and directed movie.
idk watch the YMS review of a quiet place. Cinema Sins has yet to cover this movie and while those kind of criticisms are emblematic of cinema sins, the actual lampooning is pretty much word for word what YMS said
i don't give a shit about this movie i haven't even seen it. AND i don't care if yms doesn't like a movie. everyone's criticisms are valid or whatever etc etc. I just generally don't care for YMS as a critic
I’m very surprised no one ever brings up how the way to defeat these monsters is extremely similar to “Mars Attacks”. Their head even gyrates the same.
I don’t understand why ghosts or demons are scary because their existence proves there’s an afterlife, so if one is killed, then all that happens is they’re turned into ghosts. It would actually be quite comforting knowing ghosts were real.
Well. Not entirely. Sure. It proves that the afterlife is real, on some level. It doesn't confirm that *you* will become a ghost. Even if, it doesn't prove that being a ghost is tranquil or pleasant. It doesn't prove that you *only* become a ghost as opposed to several hundreds of other possible outcomes that could happen in any hypothetical afterlife. To an atheist. Existence of the afterlife is a great thing because you've already arrogantly resigned yourself to the fact that your perspective is correct. To someone who may be a Muslim, or a catholic, or even a Buddhist. There's far worse possibilities than non-existence.
@@dereksbooks I geuss the monster know to idenfy things like environment because it's mostly constant sounds (like the waterfall) while human making sounds more randomly
@@dereksbooks with the choice between an actual house with power and farm to grow crops on, and sleeping on a slippery rock near constant rushing water, id choose the first
This is why smart people will be enjoying your stockpiled supplies like 12 hours after a disaster hits. Those with critical thinking thank you for your contributions
I love how in the actual CinemaSins video for A Quiet Place, they actually do make a mention about why doesn't the family move closer to the waterfall.
If John Krasinski is trying to get remembered for literally anything other than the Office, this movie was definitely a good choice. While the parents' relationship wasn't as fleshed out as it could've been (with the whole small scale needs more drama thing), overall I really enjoyed this movie. The little errors in the movie's logic weren't really that apparent to me when I saw it, I think I was just more sucked into the movie. Actually pretty memorable and smart for a wide release horror/thriller whatever the fuck
broderick kurtz I have a counter argument to I think every logical flaw that was mentioned in this review. If you want to believe you can, if you want to be a picky cinemasins type asshole, you can.
Yeah I wasn’t thinking too hard about the plot holes. I did a little bit but I was mostly sucked in by the tension of the movie (it’s paced really well. That part in the middle where all the shit hits the fan in particular; three or four separate threads playing off each other quite chaotically, but it’s never hard to follow.)
A Quite Place has plenty of inconsistencies that would generally destroy a film, especially anything with creature-feature based horror. But the execution of the premise and the quick "don't look behind the curtain" brushing aside of the flaws kinda works in its favor. A 90 minute run time with a lot of dead air doesn't leave much room for exposition (or any, really), so there were many shortcuts taken in the world building. I think the simplest thing would've been to scale back the amount of time that has passed to the first few months (to give the powergrid issue some feasibility with visible solar panels). I take it that the extension of the time frame is to add an effect of the misery in silence that the family would have had to endure, especially with all the guilt of the child dying (which was where the main tension could've been between Jim and Emily Blunt, if they had expanded more on this theme of guilt). A little bit of polish here and there, and this film would've been a classic (directors steal all the time, so I'm not so convinced of arguments for "originality"). The trad-life representation was very interesting, as well as the religious overtones peppered throughout.
If you're going to do a cinemasins video, Be sure to remove 10 sins for the shot of John Krasinski running like a badass with a rifle in his hands as fireworks shoot off in the background.
"People get attacked by a creature... when they make sound" ....these monsters should be hired by movie theaters.
This got a good chuckle out of me.
Nice 😁
Rodrigo Pérez
That's why I pour my soda on my popcorn. Soggy popcorn makes less sound.
Makes for wet pants and seat, and sticky floors after watching the whole movie.
Win some, loss some. At least my popcorn is mostly quiet.
William Bussey Or just close your mouth when you chew?
But the speakers will be destroyed first...
Watched A Quiet Place with a packed theater and no one made a sound. To the point of people opening bags and stuff inside their jackets to not bother anyone. It was the best crowd i've ever seen.
The bags, those fucking bags have got to go -- along with the people who think that by slowly opening them over five fucking minutes it makes it quiet and respectful.
I had a similar experience, and I was pleasantly surprised. I live in a college town, so I didn't expect much.
Joe Jr. I pre-opened my snacks during trailers/ads before Quiet Place so I wouldn’t be *that guy*
Same here! Full theater on a weekend and the entire theater was dead silent. In fact, there were people who were so afraid of pissing other people off that they didn't open their cans or snacks at all.
@@0hMyGandhi I try to go to the theaters with full tables that serve you regular cups and will make you a pizza and bring it to you so you don't block the screen since the servers are much better at staying low then I am.
"I guess we'll never get that Night Court revival." What a fool Jay was.
literally burst out laughing. Is that an inverse prediction?
@@ryancarrell3186it's called reverse psychology.😂
Seeing Quiet Place with noisy people really makes you understand where the aliens were coming from
Seeing this in theaters was a fairly unique experience as it was the quietest i have ever heard an audience, and it was packed
😂😂
I watched it on a plane and it made me want it to crash.
@@bigmanroadman3910 I watched it on a plain and it made me want to grass
@@Heizenberg32 I watched it while I was plain and it made me want some seasoning.
Little thing you may have missed: when this was shot the actress who plays Jay was actually pregnant. Production used camera tricks, framing, and adjustments to the character"s wardrobe to hide it! Though they could not write it into the current season, the absence of Jay would prove to be a "happy accident", and would lay the foundations for the mythology of the series.
i feel like this is a reference im not getting
They should lower Susan's chair so her baby bump is hidden behind the desk.
Fun fact! When the actress playing Jay Bauman found out she was pregnant, she was so nervous about it that she confided only in her best friend and co-star, David "Mike" Duchovny!
@@woodlefoof2 Gillian Anderson and the X-Files. She got pregnant and they had to hide it, and then made a plot about Scully getting abducted by aliens and impregnated.
@@jasonfenton8250 By far one of the most horrifying things I ever saw as a kid tbh. My dad or sister had to sit with me until I fell asleep for _weeks_ after that, and it still haunts me to this day. The concept of being randomly kidnapped and _violated_ is a very insidious thought 🤢
When I saw A Quiet Place the guy next to me was trying to open his candy in the slowest way possible. Also towards the end some guy behind me farted.
I did the same thing....had a box of Milk Duds and was trying to be so quiet...lmao
That was me
I was the fart
I never shewed fries so slowly as in this movie
Maybe the movie reminded them of a David Lynch film and they got excited
I love the idea of young nuns waiting to get murdered, playing Truth or Dare.
"I know we're about to get slaughtered, but what was your most embarrassing moment, Sister Mary Beth?"
Mary Beth?? Why did you say that name?!?!?!!?
“I do say Mary, how a many men have you lay with?”
“Oh Joanna you swine!”
Finally, RedLetterMedia declares war on CinemaSins
Every time Jamie Lee Curtis shows up on screen in that new Halloween film, I'll only be able to think about Activia.
Alois Harris How many years will we have to hear about her bowel movements?
fnchrstphr
Forever
Activiaaaaaa!!!
She was so scared she shat her pants!
@@FrancoisDressler But she did so regularly and with healthy consistency- and y'know, that is not nothing.
It's the most depressing thing to work at a theater, and to be there at the end of Truth or Dare to not only see it's FULL of people, but also the fact that every was gasping and surprised by the ending, which was a facepalm moment.
L G In the 80s Truth or Dare does the kid grow up to be Steve from Harvester?
Omg I can fucking relate. Was waiting for two teenage girls to leave so I could clean the theater and one of them went “Wow that’s so smart!”
"You're either a harvester or harvest, boy. Remember that."
I feel you man, it was same for me when I worked at AMC and The Bye Bye man was out.
Oh. Kill me.
She's the "lucky pen" because he name is Penelope. When I watched truth or dare I didn't get it either because I didn't and still don't know like 98% of their names.
I have a great idea for another movie! The title is "Ding Dong Ditch".
First, you hear the Ding.
Next, you investigate the Dong.
Finally, beware of the DITCH!
Ok i giggled
I really want to make a fake movie trailer based on this now.
Mister Tago Mago “investigate the dong” must it be expanded?
P
I'd like to buy your idea
That CinemaSins parody is just spot on. Brilliant
I thought it was odd, since it reminds me of all of the questioning of story logic that they do in the Plinkett reviews
Ronyn Cato You mean that they used to do.......
...oh. Dude, you're right... :(
Wait, what's wrong with pointing out the flaws in a movie? Isn't that what the Red Letter Media people do?
reversalmushroom but it’s they way they do it. Anyone can make a 20 minute video nickpicking it’s just that most of the times it just becomes annoying
Jay is in the best mood ever. I love it.
Is his shirt getting bigger or is he getting smaller?
They are saving by using the same shirt for him and Rich Evans.
Jay is stealing Mike's life essence.
I don't understand, is Truth or Dare a good movie or not?
LOCAL JAY IN GREAT MOOD TODAY
Truth or Dare looks like the awful fake horror movie that characters in slasher movies or comedies watch but it accidentally got released in real life.
They reuse the script for netflix often
The movie-within-a-movie in the theatre scene of The Blob (1988) is more of a film than Truth Or Dare is, and it's only on-screen for like 30 seconds.
Holy shit, that's perfect.
Interesting ending though. Being like fuck the world, this is everyone's problem now. Nice. I genuinely liked it. Bleak as fuck.
“They knew how much they could stretch this premise”. Lol. Now on to A Quiet Place 2
Money money money
After seeing it, it's not half bad. Most of the main story beats are established before coming into play, action was fairly easy to follow, and the sound design was pretty good. Would have been neat to see in Dolby Atmos, but it's probably not worth the extra money per ticket.
But maybe it's just because it's the first movie I've seen in theaters post-pandemic. Felt weird to not have to wear a mask
@@MortusSweet it was pretty nice, actually. Had just opened this year (poor timing, but was pretty busy). Got a Manhattan before the movie. Seats had heating/cooling and electric reclining, screens were big and had 7.2 sound. Only complaint was that someone was having a conversation outside the theater.
@@billionthbi broke down crying when they got to the island where everyone could just be normal. It was bizarrely so earily similar to covid.
Lol that shade thrown at Cinema Sins
IGotDiabeetus You can attribute that “nerdy nitpicking” to YMS’s review as well.
They were throwing shade at people who take cinemasins seriously.
YMS isn't as much nerdy nitpicking, as it's just very angrily presented criticism projected at the audience. It's not like RLM didn't notice these things, it's just that they aren't doing the whole 'angry reviewer' shtick.
Zach Maples People who takes CinemaSins seriously?
Like the 5000 videos talking about how CinemaSins is some kind of Satan because people get triggered by basic nitpicking?
Zach Maples I hate cinema sins, but it 100% is intended to me a funny take on a serious review or else they wouldn't pepper in actual criticism with their trash humor.
If Cinema Sins is considered legit movie criticism, then i'm Mickey fucking Mouse.
its not, even cinema sins have stated that they aren't film critics
@@georgemcmarrinyolfsnouzerw3949 exactly, they just make jokes and people get salty about it
Are you Mickey fucking Mouse?
@@TB--sp9wy they make jokes? News to me
@@zachkh you not being able to take a joke about a movie doesn't mean millions others dont enjoy them
Truth or Dare: Budget:$3,500,000 (estimated) Cumulative Worldwide Gross: $85,717,020, 7 June 2018 . Blumhouse is printing money...
@@michaelccozens It's been years and they are not going away. The common idiot can't get enough of these shitty spook movies. Get out is fucking trash too
I don’t get why he couldn’t have said “I need my pen. It’s my luck charm” and then the girl says “I thought I was your lucky charm”
Took me 8 seconds to come up with that. Hollywood, I am awaiting your offers of employment as a script doctor.
I think it's because the girl's name was Penelope, but that was something they didn't really explain to the viewer for the line to work.
@@dyveira Coz it's a smart movie, can't expect them to just serve every joke to you on a silver platter...
This new plot already has me hooked. There's intrigue, comedy, sound financial advice and it's only five minutes in
You missed the point, it's really a story about family .
Wow I can’t believe mike is taking over the cinema sins channel! So proud of him!
Passion vs Laziness
24 Frames Of Nick oonp
24 Frames Of Nick oonpk
Zé Ninguém okmo
Kino
guys holy shit... theyre drinking water instead of beer!
Cant be real
Haha
Maybe its vodka
Crystal head vodka
Jay is pregnant!
That mace scene in the good Truth or Dare was the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.
Same here, years later! *blop*
A Quiet Place: It's about family.
Should be #1 comment
Yeah and that's what's so powerful about it.
@@ThreadBomb Fast and the Furious 23: A Quiet Place, because all the cars are electric in the future.
@@jcdenton23 "A Quiet Race"
I'm sorry, but every time I read that I have flashbacks of The Haunting remake.
Phew... I almost had to have my own opinion on these movies
God Howard
Nice to see that our lord and savior also watches these hack frauds
Go work on Skyrim: Even More Ultimate edition. I can't wait to play with 5k textures, as opposed to shitty 4k
It just works
craig krueger it's about family
Hey it's the star of my favorite movie Liar Liar!
I did legitimately think that she was gonna drown the baby at the end, but instead the baby was magical and doesn't make any sound at all.
I watch a quiet place with a full theatre that served meals and it was D E A D silent as everyone was eating as quiet as possible. Until the waterfall scenes where everyone ate as quickly as possible.
Cinema sins call out was great.
They werent really calling out cinema sins. They were making fun of the people who take cinema sins seriously.
when was it? I somehow missed it
There was still a little bit of calling them out, particularly when he's explaining the whiteboard. It's a perfectly reasonable way to visually direct information to the audience because it's a movie and it's definitely a "sin" CinemaSins would have happily made because it's an easy nitpick and they ignore how and why movies need to do things for the benefit of the audience.
Nathan B yeah no. Cinema sins fucking sucks. Stop trying to rationalize it.
I wouldn't say they suck, as much as they've ran their format into the ground imo. honest trailers aren't as funny as they used to be but they're still humorous and somewhat inspired. cinema sins has gotten too formulaic for me. not really fair to call them shit tho.
Unfriended 2: Truth or SCARE would be more appropriate
Shackie Chan580 now THAT is a cinematic universe I want
Truth or dare 2: Neelix vs. Bagool
The most appropriate title would be Happy Truth or Dare Day: An Unfriended Crossover
Like seriously Unfriended and Happy Death Day might as well be fucking Citizen Kane by respective comparisons.
I think it would be better titled " This movie is pure trash, don't bother watching it: 2"
"Thank God for churches, priests and nuns. Without them we would have no plots for modern day horror films.
The mysticism of Mexico, the nation that we don't know much about. Where white kids from college culturally appropriate their demon from a Mexican monastery, because they can't get it at starbucks."
Hands down my favourite part so far.
I am from the future, and I am here to say that we now, indeed, do have a Night Court revival.
what a beautiful eulogy at the end
Explosive diarrhea is running down my adult diaper.
Just what Harry would have wanted.
Writing, delivery, sound effects, everything concured in making this end skit a very classy work of art.
That cinema sins parody was really really cathartic. Thank you.
The Book Jay reads at 21:14 is "Complete Guide to Modern VCR Troubleshooting and Repair" by John D. Lenk, for everyone who is interested.
The amazon reviews for this book are very interesting too. It seems like the book isn’t very complete at all. There is more to vcr repair than rlm Videos might make you believe.
uh, _"spoilers"._
"Now we'll never get that Night Court revival"
Stay in the past, Jay... stay in the past
The monsters in A Quiet Place are just librarians
Metro 2033?
Kosta Jovanovic Pretty good game, but I wasn't referring to _those_ Librarians haha
The mock Cinema Sins sins were actual YMS complaints in his review. Hilarious!
They were also actual world-building problems with the movie. What they were making fun of was the format, not the criticisms (they pointed out many of the same inconsistencies as many others, including YMS and CinemaSins).
Yeah I love YMS but sometimes it feels as though he values fullproof logic over goo storytelling, like he doesn't realize that if the characters lived by the waterfall then there would be no threat or conflict in the movie. I find it odd considering he clearly enjoys abstract art films but then goes on to complain about mildly illogical aspects in more conventional narratives. Again, I love his stuff and he clearly knows what he's talking about in regards to filmmaking, but I do take issues with some of his criticisms.
two shitbirds with one stone
Roach
I know this is late, but how the fuck would you build an entire house or move an entire camp to a waterfall silently? Like yeah the waterfall drowns out noise NEAR it but that seems like a bit of a trek to that waterfall.
@@RoflFishFTW They dont literally mean live in the waterfall- it'sa matephor- for " why aren't the humans living in an area with existing natural noises, such as aPOWERPLANT or a SEWAGE TREATMENT FACILITY. lol.
they haveplumbing and running water, and power.
There's no reason these things don't exist and operate, and monsters would be all over the noisy areas.
But like others have said - you take away the conflict, you loseamovie.
it's fine.
justenjoy the big, dumb spectacle that is Hollywood, just don't forget to leave your brain at home
"We'll never get that Night Court revival."
Oh, but we will!
"What is an acceptable level of sound?" I don't think the characters in the movie knew the answer either, and I REALLY doubt that they wanted to test the threshold.
It's pretty clear it's a moving target. The closer the alien the more you are at risk. Seriously if any comment aged so poorly from the pre covid world it's that. And it isn't strictly any noise that attracts them.
I read that at the exact literal moment Mike was saying it. So weird.
You know why these kinds of horror flicks keep getting made? It cost 3.5m to make and has cleared over 20 million so far. This is a genius business model. Make cheap shitty horror flick with gimmicky premise that will intrigue just enough people to make 2-4x the budget on opening weekend and move on to the next one.
Popo Bawa Imaginary paper gets me very real food, so point still stands
Ladies and gentlemen, we present you the Uwe Boll strategy.
It might cost 3.5 million to make but can cost around 50 million for advertisement
@@GefilteFish. nobody spent 50 million advertising this garbage
How were you able to get access to the Blumhouse business model?
Those 50 seconds of Mike being CinemaSins was way better than any full length CinemaSins video.
*eats popcorn*
TheLAFilms99 of course youd think that, you are one of their fanboys.
Brett VV how does that make me a cinema sins fanboy? I never defended cinema sins in any way, so how would you assume that I'm a cinema sins fanboy? And most people all of a sudden start attacking cinema sins, usually means they are fanboys.
"I never defended cinema sins in any way"? Every comment I see talking about that segment has you jumping in to talk about how everyone else is a fanboy and Cinema Sins gets WAY more views and is better. It's pretty obvious you're a fanboy from that.
MrDrCthulhu umm, from that one comment he assumed I was a fanboy because I called him a fanboy, not because he saw me writing other comments. I only said the views topic when I responded to somone who said "now cinema sins will be part of the group of channels who got fucked by RLM too." But ok
The Casual Hamburger what min?
I can't be the only one who immediately checked to see if Night Court on DVD actually exists, right?
I didn't have to. I own Seasons 1 and 2 and have done for over a decade...
if the creatures can't see where they're going, do they ever run through the forest and smash into trees and knock themselves out?
I assumed that they must be using some kind of sonar / echo-location like bats... bats can fly through densely forested areas, picking off individual insects in mid-flight and they are as blind as.... wait for it... a bat.
@@control_the_pet_population Bats aren't blind. Surprise!
@@kingdavey90 yeah but what about a blind bat? Like a bat that can't see good. Maybe has a tiny pair of glasses or pilots goggles or some such.
@@ChristianTheChickenwell... that bat's not blind either. It can see because it has tiny glasses.
Susan's shirt is massive.
It's super distracting. Like... why? Why is it so oversized?
Ben Wenger it’s the shirt he wore in the Ready Player One episode.
It's riches big ass shirt
looking like David Bryne
Jesus, Jay. Your shirt has put on a ton of weight!
El Gringo Bandito Jay is a hardcore 1990s hip-hop fan. An era when they used to wear oversized clothing.
No, it's just one of his old ones.
That's the shirt the "other" Jay (Rich) was wearing in the previous episode.
"I guess we'll never get that night court revival." Oh, don't be so sure, Jay.
What if you fart or cough in your sleep? I would not want to live in the world of A quiet place...just imagine dying because you farted...
That being said I really enjoyed the movie.
😂😂😂
Don't worry if there were actually creatures the blindly ran at Mach 2 towards any random sound they would likely kill themselves in a couple days.
It's not stated in the movie, but I believe that every survivor has a butt plug, and only shit and fart near the waterfall.
Happens more often than you'd think
my farts sound like suburban sasquatch, so this is probably not for me...
Awww, mike is sad cus young spock is in Star Trek Discovery
Aren't we all?
Baraka Obama omg its the real Obama
haha, they won't fuck up spork, I'm sure, but that doesn't mean he can save the show from sinking
A saw A Quiet Place twice in a packed theater. Both times there was pin drop silence during the quiet scenes. It's a shame you guys missed out on this unique experience by seeing it in an empty theater.
Robert Jones i second that
There was a few black people that were shouting out shit and a dumb bitch that was talking to her boyfriend the whole time. I wish I saw it in an empty theater.
Oh the black people...... LOL.
I remember seeing fast5 in theatres and the experience was enhanced by people talking. it was like everyone was watching the movie ironically and all the jokes about the ridiculously over the top tone made it hilarious.
Stephen Grigg lmao I forget which fast and furious movie I watched but the one where the lady took control of all the cars I said at conversation level “that’s fucking retarded” and everyone in the heater almost in unison shushed me and one dude told me to stfu. Meanwhile when I tried to watch “Silence” there were only like five people in the theater and some dude fell asleep and was snoring next to me and I asked his wife/daughter to please wake him up and she said I was rude.
4 years later and now there’s a horror movie called Smile in theater, about a creepy smile.
The thing that really bugged me about the movie is John Krasinski using an expo marker to highlight information on paper. Paper ruins expo markers.
How so?
@@EtherDais paper ruins expo markers
@@EtherDais I'm late here but the tips of expo markers have really soft felt to let the ink pass through. They are made to glide across a very smooth surface, paper is more rough and will damage the tip and after a while it will start "pilling" or making tiny felt balls that either fall off or stick to the marker like an inky dingle-berry.
They must have the worst theaters there because I rarely have anyone make any noise or talk during the movie
They live in Milwaukee so there were probably loud black people and Hispanics in the theater. Also it was PG-13 so there were probably highschoolers there aswell snapchatting during the movie.
I never hear any noise in the theater over the noise of my frequent and erratic screams.
It helps when you watch most films during those late night Walmart shifts, eh Fanta? ;)
What magical universe do you live in?
I watched Blade Runner 2049 with two dumbass kids sitting next to me, continually talking about how boring the movie was.
I wanted to rip their jaws open, reach inside, and squish their hearts till they popped like balloons.
PG-13 horror movies that are heavily advertised on CZcams are never good
that and horror movies that have 'not rated' until a week before it comes out
they do that when they're not sure if they'll release it as an R or edit it to PG-13. But I've also noticed a trend of it being used for a marketing tactic. bvs had a not rated close to its deadline, and it seemed like they were trying to trick people into thinking the movie was edgier than it really was. its very common with horror and I interpret it as a lack of faith in their product
Thank goodness for Alamo Drafthouse, which has a strict no talking/no texting policy. Seeing "A Quiet Place" there made my experience way better than it would have at a regular theater.
A few things: 1.) What size is Jay's shirt? XXXXL? Is this a new gag? Is Jay shrinking? 2.) I liked how they didn't abandon the Neelix references 3.) that finals destination death scene was pretty brutal with the gymnasts. 3.) Why aren't they drinking 4.) why did Rich Evans get bleeped out?
It feels like Blumhouse's using the shotgun approach. They've got a baseline where they can put out these $5 mil horror films and expect like $10-15 mil per on opening weekend.
That keeps them going on a steady clip, and then occasionally they get their Happy Death Day big money maker. And that let's them continue funding less experienced directors or riskier ideas (stuff like Get Out).
When I saw A Quiet Place in the theaters, it was packed. The noise during the quiet parts didn't bother me, but this asshole in front of me kept texting on his phone. I swear to God it illuminated the whole theater.
Did you tell him to turn it off?
same! an asshole to my left texting and another to my right munching on popcorn and slurping soda, I had to move to a different seat
That might work in other countries, not in Brazil though, where you're in the minority if you don't touch your phone at least once during a movie. Even old ladies won't stop texting in movie theaters here, so... I just have to live with that reality.
Hello, Scientist Man here. The reason the theater looked so illuminated was an optical illusion. The light from his phone was shining so bring in your eyes that it causes your pupils to widen, creating a sense of brightness.
Ryan Taylor i hate that shit so much! why pay 12 bucks for a movie ticket if you are just gonna be on your phone the whole time and not watch?
I really enjoyed The Quiet Place, the only things that really stood out as bizzare to me was, firstly their farm fields are impressive in scale and in how orderly it was, especially when you realize they would have had to do it all by hand and without making any noise.
Other than that I did like that they were making a sound insulated room for the wife to have the baby in, but my question is, why wouldn't that be their main living space? I mean they are in a world were a coughing fit would be a death sentence, so wouldn't you make your living area as soundproof as possible so your family isn't slaughtered the first time someone coughs, sneezes or drops a pan?
Also why haven't they created a shelter by the waterfall? Sure, maybe they wouldn't be able build an actual building there as trying to do so would just make to much noise, but at the very least you would think they had something set up as an emergency shelter, we saw that they stashed things around, like the fireworks, for emergencies but why not have something at the one place you can actually make noise, especially with a baby on the way?
As for the power, you could see they had several solar panels on one of the roofs, although I'd like to know how they mounted them without making any noise?
For the sake of human sanity, I'd imagine that it's worth the risk to live most of life on ground level while being as quiet as possible. Dine, read, and play Monopoly in the fresh air. Listen to nature. Have some part of a normal experience in the 6-8 months of the year that it isn't cold as hell (this looks like a Midwestern countryside) and then go underground and live like voles for four months, completely miserable. Maybe they spent the first Summer underground and then also the Winter and realized "I'd rather die than stay down there through this Spring and Summer."
"guess we'll never get that night court revival"
how wrong jay was...
Usually it’s mostly Mike talking with Jay making occasional comments. This one is the opposite.
He wasn't drunk enough lol
Mike was sad about Harry Anderson/young Spock
@@seank9823 Wich one
As much as I love YMS, I found it incredibly amusing that some of RLM’s “dumb CinemaSins nitpick bullshit” jokes from the end of the review were a few of his actual criticisms of A Quiet Place.
kaidar12 Oof
Adum is the true hack fraud
Adam himself is pretty inspired by rlm, maybe a little too inspired
but rlm posted their review after he did
Adam has become a parody of himself at this point, falling into his own confirmation bias about what qualifies good movies and bad movies about things that ultimately amount to stupid details that he’ll flip-flop on
I was wondering how they had such a beautiful field of corn surrounding the farm. Did they quietly plant it all by hand? How did they harvest and fill the grain bins without a sound?
I love how when jay picks up the phone he says it's mike.
Red Letter Media Sin Counter:
This video contained very little Rich Evans
DING
I love anything that shits on CinemaSins.
It wasn’t a huge surprise, but JKs sign of “I’ve Always Loved you”was frickin tear jerking. (Until his goofy scream which will always make me laugh). I like how understandable they made all of the sign language. Not sure if there are meant to be subtitles, but the version I saw had none and it worked really well.
That Cinema Sins parody was so on point that it took me a good minuet to realise it wasn't actually a cinema sins clip they were playing
Is The Air Up There with Kevin Bacon replacing Ishtar?
I just watched Society (1989). Thanks Jay.
I love how Jay’s wearing Rich’s shirt from the previous episode which is 2 sizes too big.
When they started talking about avoiding noisy movie theatres, I realized I might never go into a movie theatre ever again.
In the scene where John and Emily were talking in the basement, they had been soundproofing that room earlier in the movie. It was like a 5 second scene but I guess that would explain it.
Biscuit Boi it's more that the aliens are horribly inconsistent with how good they hear. Considering that's the whole movie, it's quite frustrating the more you think of it..
Yeah, it is annoying, but what you gonna do? EVERY movie has that weird "inconsistent power level" stuff these days. How many movies have you seen where everyone has incredible aim until the writers decide otherwise? Or where the bad guy is an untouchable ninja master until they have to fight the hero, and suddenly they look like they just graduated from a women's self-defense course.
Meh, it's best to ignore it in a decently acted and directed movie.
“Quote from video”
Very cool
My fav part
Ha ha laughed so hard when they said that
"witty reply"
"quote from different video to show how much RLM content i watched"
Best explanation for power was solar energy. That's all I got.
that veiled criticism of YMS in the guise of a jab at cinema sins was p amazing
How is it a dig on YMS?
idk watch the YMS review of a quiet place. Cinema Sins has yet to cover this movie and while those kind of criticisms are emblematic of cinema sins, the actual lampooning is pretty much word for word what YMS said
The "why don't they live at the waterfall" part definitely made me think it was directed at him a bit.
i don't give a shit about this movie i haven't even seen it. AND i don't care if yms doesn't like a movie. everyone's criticisms are valid or whatever etc etc. I just generally don't care for YMS as a critic
thuffman15 he’s not terrible, i enjoy some of his content for entertainment over substance
I fucking died at the cinema sins parody part
Those cinemasins lines were basically straight from the YMS too
Don't give up on that Nightcourt reboot, guys.... 😋
That jab at cinema sins at the end was pure gold.
The “lucky pen” bit comes from the fact that lucky pen guy’s gf is named Penelope (hence, lucky “Pen”)
I could hear someone chewing nachos all the way across the theater. It was great. Wam wam wig wam.
I'd rather see the opposite: A Cacophonous Place. Non-stop parades with everyone hoarse, irritable and sleep deprived.
This comment made me actually lol
I’m very surprised no one ever brings up how the way to defeat these monsters is extremely similar to “Mars Attacks”. Their head even gyrates the same.
Jesus, I always thought Plinkett wanted to watch his ''Nightcore'' tape, not Night Court tape
I've been living a lie my whole life
How old is Jay? He looks about 15 but I think he might really be 47.
breasthound He looks like he stopped aging in his very early 30’s and it gives him this mild discomfort that’s always in his mental background.
It's the ever present parental figure of Mike that Keeps him mentally young
I think on the rlm wiki it said that he was born around 1980, so he would be 37-38 years old
"I guess we'll never get that Night Court revival..."
“It wasn’t a chicken. IT WAS A BABY!” Lol
Mike Stoklasa would be great at Cinema Sins...
ding
Is Mike Stoklasa replacing cinema sins?
Ohhhhhhh my gaaaaaaawd...you guys nailed that cinemasins bit.
It's wild rewatching this now and being aware that there is actually a Night Court reboot. Like who on earth would have seen that coming
I don’t understand why ghosts or demons are scary because their existence proves there’s an afterlife, so if one is killed, then all that happens is they’re turned into ghosts. It would actually be quite comforting knowing ghosts were real.
Not really....
Well. Not entirely. Sure. It proves that the afterlife is real, on some level. It doesn't confirm that *you* will become a ghost. Even if, it doesn't prove that being a ghost is tranquil or pleasant. It doesn't prove that you *only* become a ghost as opposed to several hundreds of other possible outcomes that could happen in any hypothetical afterlife.
To an atheist. Existence of the afterlife is a great thing because you've already arrogantly resigned yourself to the fact that your perspective is correct. To someone who may be a Muslim, or a catholic, or even a Buddhist. There's far worse possibilities than non-existence.
Buy yourself some BooBerry and problem solved
Did anyone think of the smile the Grinch made when he got an idea when seeing the Truth or Dare “creepy” smile?
Well you did, so I know of one person atleast that did
Mike's "I hate you" - line Was the funniest "I hate you" I have ever heard in my entire live. Had to watch it a few times over. It's so perfect.
Shouldn't the monsters in "A Quiet Place" be constantly attacking the waterfall?
Shouldn't the people just live by the waterfall?
@@dereksbooks I geuss the monster know to idenfy things like environment because it's mostly constant sounds (like the waterfall) while human making sounds more randomly
@@dereksbooks with the choice between an actual house with power and farm to grow crops on, and sleeping on a slippery rock near constant rushing water, id choose the first
This is why smart people will be enjoying your stockpiled supplies like 12 hours after a disaster hits. Those with critical thinking thank you for your contributions
@@ojivlogs
Why not:
1) live near the waterfall
2) use a speaker/stereo to constantly generate natural white noise to help keep your family safe?
I love how in the actual CinemaSins video for A Quiet Place, they actually do make a mention about why doesn't the family move closer to the waterfall.
If John Krasinski is trying to get remembered for literally anything other than the Office, this movie was definitely a good choice. While the parents' relationship wasn't as fleshed out as it could've been (with the whole small scale needs more drama thing), overall I really enjoyed this movie. The little errors in the movie's logic weren't really that apparent to me when I saw it, I think I was just more sucked into the movie. Actually pretty memorable and smart for a wide release horror/thriller whatever the fuck
I see people comment shit like this, and it confuses me. It's not minor logical errors. The entire setting is flawed.
broderick Have a little suspension of disbelief.
broderick kurtz I have a counter argument to I think every logical flaw that was mentioned in this review. If you want to believe you can, if you want to be a picky cinemasins type asshole, you can.
Yeah I wasn’t thinking too hard about the plot holes. I did a little bit but I was mostly sucked in by the tension of the movie (it’s paced really well. That part in the middle where all the shit hits the fan in particular; three or four separate threads playing off each other quite chaotically, but it’s never hard to follow.)
A Quite Place has plenty of inconsistencies that would generally destroy a film, especially anything with creature-feature based horror. But the execution of the premise and the quick "don't look behind the curtain" brushing aside of the flaws kinda works in its favor. A 90 minute run time with a lot of dead air doesn't leave much room for exposition (or any, really), so there were many shortcuts taken in the world building. I think the simplest thing would've been to scale back the amount of time that has passed to the first few months (to give the powergrid issue some feasibility with visible solar panels). I take it that the extension of the time frame is to add an effect of the misery in silence that the family would have had to endure, especially with all the guilt of the child dying (which was where the main tension could've been between Jim and Emily Blunt, if they had expanded more on this theme of guilt).
A little bit of polish here and there, and this film would've been a classic (directors steal all the time, so I'm not so convinced of arguments for "originality"). The trad-life representation was very interesting, as well as the religious overtones peppered throughout.
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If you're going to do a cinemasins video, Be sure to remove 10 sins for the shot of John Krasinski running like a badass with a rifle in his hands as fireworks shoot off in the background.
This video is comedic genius.