Indiana Jones 5 Trailer - The Rumours Were True
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- čas přidán 1. 12. 2022
- Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny has been plagued by leaks and rumours of time travel, multiple Indy's and strong female characters taking up the whip and fedora. And after the release of the first trailer, it looks like they just might be true.
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Thought I was getting free whiskey.
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My man.. I don't think its that bad.
Those leaks don't sound too reliable imo.
Mangold seemed to confirm that deaged Indy is the opening scene set in 1940s and that they wanted to start it off feeling like the old days before moving forward to the 1960s, and other set pics point towards NASA nazi scientists (bases off Operation Paperclip) and the moon landing as the main story.
All the deaged scenes were set at night, and were either indy in nazi uniform or in his normal gear, but both could be in an extended opening sequence.
All those leaks also claimed Mads is playing a younger version of Toht, but that's clearly not true. Just the original promotional pic they released of him with round glasses looked similar.
KotCS was rumoured to have Shia take over in almost every single leak, and they all turned out to be not true.
I don't believe they have the balls to kill indy off AND replace him with a younger female version.. he probably will die as its one of the only good endings for a character of his age and history, but mangold doesn't have the balls to put Waller Bridge in.
She's just gonna be a sidekick, as he always has
There's already a female Indiana Jones. Her name is Lara Croft.
Even then, they butchered her too
@FelisDomina DAMN RIGHT!
@@JoseHernandez-xv2bt They really were handed a growing IP and somehow screwed it up anyways, didn’t they?
This is going to make the tomb raider movies look like a master piece
Remember the Epic Rap Battle of History they both had together?
Old Indiana Jones blinking out of existence is actually a powerful allegory for Disney’s rampant quest to destroy every good franchise’s legacy.
If they really want to go full woke on this franchise and pull a _Doctor Who,_ they'll need to somehow re-write history so that Indy was always originally a black woman. Making him wheelchair-bound and trans wouldn't hurt, either.
I read the premise for the film on Wikipedia, which sounds like it has nothing to do with time-travel whatsoever. The digital de-aging on Harrison Ford is for the prologue that's set in 1944, while the rest of the film is set in 1969.
The premise is that " Indiana Jones lives against the backdrop of the Space Race. Jones is uneasy over the fact that the U.S. Government has recruited former Nazis to help beat the Soviet Union in the competition to make it to space. His goddaughter, Helena, accompanies him on his journey. Meanwhile, Voller, a NASA member and ex-Nazi involved with the moon-landing program, wishes to make the world into a better place as he sees fit."
From Wikipedia. Even if it sounds like it has nothing to do with time-travel, I don't have interest in seeing it. Not after what Disney did to Star Wars.
@@Scripture-Man And a lesbian.
No, it's a literal implementation of a plan. It's an allegory for Disney's legacy as a creator of beloved IP.
I'm REALLY hoping Tennant gatwa and RTD can save doctor who
Some characters should be frozen in time. This is the case with Indiana Jones. Nobody wants to see an aging Indiana Jones and, in fairness, the saga would have ended very well with the final shot of the third film, with the heroes riding off into the sunset.
At this point Disney needs to be brought on charges of elder abuse for what they have been doing to Harrison Ford.
Please stop, for the love of god, have some respect for human dignity, Disney......
YES!
Ford said if the dies they can't make another Indiana Jones Movie.
Reminds me of that line from The Wedding Singer. "Nobody wants to see a 50-year-old guy hittin' on chicks."
I agree. The third film should have been the last. Obviously, they don't have a clue what trilogy means.
The lesson we have been learning during these sad years is that true creativity and passion for storytelling cannot be made into a corporate commodity, because corporations stick to formulas that are known to work, but creativity requires taking risks, innovate, and find unexplored waters, something that no corporation is willing to do.
"because corporations stick to formulas that are known to work,"
but the issue is that they are NOT doing that, current formula leads to box office loosers, unless thats what you mean by "working"
@@the_forbinproject2777 the formula they’re following is designed to appease the woke audience. Somehow the studios haven’t realized that’s exactly what’s been losing them money
@@skytron22 They do realise it's losing them money, they just want to beat a dead horse until everyone thinks their way.
I'm shocked... did Kathleen Kennedy once again insert herself into the plot with another brunette female lead who acts and thinks like her by replacing the male lead with basically herself?
Disney destroyed a universally loved institution in just a few years. Impressive actually
But Kathleen Kennedy is blonde, I don’t get what you’re saying.
EDIT: oh wait I was wrong just looked it uo
I'm shocked shocked well not that shocked
She can't keep getting away with it!
Except this time she plans to completely erase Indiana Jones from history itself... because that's not going to backfire and utterly OUTRAGE the fans and kill the last IP Lucasfilm had. She really IS burning it all down before she finally leaves.
Time travel being “the thing you do when you can’t think of anything else to do” has got to be one of the most accurate statements when it comes to movie franchises.
Time travel, it was all a dream, and multiverse: all good ways to tell the audience that your story doesn't matter.
Let us not forget "waking up" at the end of the movie you wrote poorly - avoiding the consequences.
It's good as the STARTING POINT for a story. Se: Terminator, Back to the Future, Bill & Ted, Chrono Trigger. Its bad when its added to anything with established rules and rooted in reality like Indiana Jones. He HAD been looking for artifacts that are possibly real up til now.
@@phonepunk7888 Multiverses are worse: they remove all sense of something actually being at stake.
Yeah, it's lazy. Even the MCU did it. It was awful and completely unnecessary.
Indi, Sallah, Markus and Professor Henry Jones riding off into the sunset accompanied by the beautiful thematic symphony orchestra of John Williams in an ending that sealed the legend, the adventure and all the glory that was Indiana Jones. The problem with Hollywood is that they stand on the shoulders of geniuses, click-bait the audience with nostalgia to do naught but force "the Message". It's not about escapism anymore: Hollywood is now a political engine. Thank you, Drinker. Appreciate your honesty, too. R.I.P. Denholm Elliott 😢
The sad thing is newer generations don't know of and don't watch the old movies, they only watch modern movies that come out now making them the new torch carriers of the past/present. Everything we love will die when we do and what we love will all be paved over with Disney movies and modern CGI crap, simple movies... Who watches black and white movies anymore? We'll go to the way side as they did, forgotten and unnoticed as they are today. oh well, not like it hasn't happened to every generation before us.
Why can't Harrison Ford just have 1 of his characters left to rest in their glory without getting made into a disaster? JUST ONE!
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Because he is actually a strong man…. Something hollyweird hates.
Harrison Ford is a huge liberal. He has no problems shitting on the legacy of his own characters. He's always hated Han Solo and the fans of Star Wars. There's an interview where he discusses Han Solo, and how the character has "exhausted his utility" and he was willing to kill the character off for the "cause". Basically saying the new trend of Mary Sue females with no flaws taking over doesn't bother him in the least.
Money, baby, money! So many hit movies characters are forced into unnecessary, poorly written sequels, Ford's just "unlucky" that so many of his characters have been iconic roles in blockbuster movies.
Doesn't matter, he will always be known as Indiana Jones or Han Solo
At this point it's hard NOT to believe that Disney isn't intentionally out to ruin and dismantle everything that is good in this world 👿
Well… they are. They’re trying to replace all the properties with a white male lead with either a female or black male. They are doing this because they’re hoping to make new trilogies with these PC approved protagonists.
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No, that would actually be a decision made by business factors and with the goal to make profit from it. Disney is obviously not interested in any profit. Those people are so unbelievably, filthy, stinkin' rich, you have NO idea! They have proven time and time again that they are willing to waste millions upon millions just to spread "The Message" with films and shows that have all flopped, no exception. They honestly seem to think they could change the way humans on Earth think and act in the long run by destroying everything that's white and male on this planet and they honestly seem to think that's an honorable goal and they are the "good" ones in this scenario..
That's the motto of progressives.
The deal they made with the devil is coming due. Sell yourself for fame. Then be used as a cheap whore to destroy society. Typical.
#noratinmyhouse Disney Must Die. After they openly targeted children and were at the center of child trafficking and molestation charges you must defund disney. Take your money away from them, do not buy anything disney related.
I think MIB3 did the time travel plot quite well. And Josh Brolin nailed Tommy Lee Jones' mannerism amazingly.
The last Indiana Jones movie was The Last Crusade. It was true to the character and the story. The character arc closed on it with letting something ancient go. He was finally at peace with his life and father being more important to him than the grail.
As a woman, I would never watch an Indiana Jones movie with a woman being/pretending to be Indy. This is utterly and completely ridiculous.
(And for those really hoping to see a female Indy for whatever reason, we already have one, and her name is Laura Croft!)
Anyway, Walt would be so disgusted if he knew this is what his offspring made of his company. Smh
Na Walt Disney was a weirdo Freemason
It's funny that this was an exact plot of a lara croft game complete with time travel.
Indians Jones needs to be around 35 - 55. He is too old now
Heck yeah i Love lara croft. I like her more than indiana johns actually and im a guy.
Laura croft sounds actually nice too
I disagree, Drinker. The "satisfying conclusion" was Indy riding off into the sunset with his father, Marcus Brody and Sallah. That was the end of Indiana Jones. It was a great trilogy. It was a "that's all I've got for today. Go away now" level ending.
I'm making an exception of Crystal Skull because at least it's interesting.
@@merafirewing6591 No, don't do that. That movie was awful, if you start to like that movie because of a single trailer for the new one, you're spineless
@@merafirewing6591 Look, if you liked that movie, I applaud you and I wish you every enjoyment with it. But for me, it just wasn't it. I've seen it. It's okay. But everything from the nostalgia bate to the hundred year old Indy to the aliens to the CGI... I just thought wasn't it. Blade Runner 2049 was a great example of how you do a reboot/sequel many years later. But I gotta add a caveat: I don't think any movie would've done the job for me. At the end of _The Last Crusade_ I, like everyone else, felt a sense of sadness that the show was over, but that's actually how I want it. Sometimes you've just got to say goodbye.
Anyway, just having a rant. I respect your opinion though
@@akuisbestgirl2448 I'm not a spineless idiot because I like Crystal Skull and besides that flying saucer seen in that movie looked very classic 1950s style of depiction of what it would look like. At least Spielberg kept to the theme of the 1950s.
The ending of CS was good, the fact he took the hat from LeBouf clearly showed us that there is just one Indy and that is Indiana Jones Jr. It was cool.
"A company founded by geniuses and inherited by morons" is a great quote.
For me and many others the perfect ending was with Indy riding off with his dad into the sunset.
same here
This movie is gonna make Crystal Skull look like a work of art.
Same I've never even seen crystal skull cause my dad said it was shit I'm so glad I listened to him
I’ll drink to that.
@Francisco Di Cecco I agree but it will soon look good in comparison.
The last scene of The Last Crusade when they are riding off into the sunset always makes me teary. I felt at the time it was the last time we would see Indiana Jones and the others. Now? I really wish it was.
That was SUPPOSED to be the end... but no, it needs to be sucked dry by Disney.
It should have been, and as far as anyone who gives a shit, it was.
It was.
That's the end of the Indy saga. As far as I'm concerned, anything beyond that is basically fan fiction.
Last Crusade, my favourite in the franchise, the only film I ever watched 3 times at the cinema.
There's a lot to say about the first three movies... how the first one is absolutely great and how the second one (Temple of Doom) is a little weird - Indiana doesn't exactly have the same personality (he's portrayed almost as a mercenary); we have to put up with a half-wit kid knocking 100-kilo men to the ground; the girl is annoying as hell; in the end, the little kids are saved and that's it, Indy learns a lesson and becomes a better man. A slightly strange narrative that is a significant departure from the first film, hence the enormous importance of the third film - which properly explores the protagonist; introduces the father character; bets on a much more sophisticated humor; and, miraculously, manages to show us a convincing young Indy (River Phoenix), in one of the best flashbacks ever. It's a very sophisticated film, with absolutely brilliant directing by Spielberg.
Spielberg is a lousy director and Last Crusade is a so-so film. Spielberg did direct one great film, however: Raiders of the Lost Ark. Not only is it a great film but it's the greatest film of all-time. Which makes Spielberg's career even more frustrating. He could have been making great movies but instead choose dreck.
I'VE SAID IT ONCE! I'll say it again! The one true ending of the Indiana Jones movie franchise, was at the end of The Last Crusade with "Dad", Marcus, and Sallah all riding off into the sunset, with the classic John Williams music playing! PERFECTION!!
Couldn’t have said it better. It was by far the best of the three for me… I don’t consider Crystal Skull to be a part of the Indians Jones films.
@@MrDmthomp32 YUP! that was a hard watch and I've only ever seen it once as I hated it that much! And from I gather? the new wheel of fortune! Sorry Destiny(LOL!) movie is going to be another dumpster fire as Kathleen want to totally ruin yet another franchise,so i'll be not watching it as well!
Crystal Skull is actually a very watchable movie, compared to the sterile movies we get these days it was very well made and a great adventure film with actual care put into it
@@studentstudent5044 that’s a funny and sad realization. I have not attempted to watch it now that the bar for movies has hit the floor for me. However I imagine in 2022 it is a blockbuster hit! U you are correct!
this new Indy film will make the Crystal Skull a masterpiece.
Like Disney SW to the prequels
“Maybe we should try coming up with new ideas instead of just swapping male leads with shallow female counterparts”
KK: “Nah it’ll be fine!”
They already tried it once with a shallow male lead so idk why people are acting like this is a fucking travesty revelation and not the natural progression of every franchise from the 80s
@@creed8712 the fuck
There's always Kindergarten cop....
@@creed8712 Because it has become far too obvious and obviously political charged with self-contradicting propaganda with the obviousest motive of either narcissism or they're being misled into thinking that they can profit from stuff like this.
@@michaellane5381 if they remake Kimdergarten Cop that "boys have a penis girls have a vagina" scene is gonna take a looooooong time 😅
As soon as I hear the words Phoebe, Waller and Bridge my heart sinks!
I am always scared when they reboot or revive a classic. But when Disney got the rights to Lucas Films I knew this was on the back burner. I'd always hoped if it did happen that Jared Ackles would be written in as the new Indy.
The fact that Disney not only hasn't fired kathleen but is actually letting her be in charge of another movie is more than enough for me to avoid it like the plague.
For real
I don’t get how someone can screw up so much and keep their job
Where is Shia???
She must have a "MeToo" on Igor
Part of me likes to think they were gonna let her go after her contract ended last year, but wanted to stick it to Doomcock since he was just making things up and they didn't want him to be accidently right. I could forgive a lot if they did that 😆
@@bornonthebattlefront4883Its death for anything she touches, she has to have dirt.
Not only killing him off and replacing him, but literally erasing him from time? Sounds about right.
Well ... they have been killing of every male hero they can get their hands on, and it is still just not working. Erasing history IS the communist modus operandi and pretty much the only thing they have left.
They started writing, realized everything was a retcon, then said "fuck it let's retcon indy out of existence".
The idea of rebooting Indiana Jones with a man, might have been a great movie, obviously if they cast it correctly, and it was written correctly. I’m not saying it would’ve worked, but it sure as hell is a much better idea than what it looks like they are attempting to do here. But sadly, I have to blame Harrison Ford on this one. The man is now 80 years old. He didn’t have to do this movie. And I have no idea why he did this movie?
@@dbreiden83080 They could have gotten a few more sequels out of it with the right casting and a good writer, they could have had a John Wick. Instead they want a Ghostbusters 3. They are losing money and i am loving that last bit,
@@dbreiden83080 Just no. The franchise ended with The Last Crusade. Leave the masterpeace alone. Woke Hollywood is not prepared, or capable, of making a good movie anymore. The writers all need to be returned to the clearance isle.
5:06 I don’t even think you could say that back to the future counts for that, because time travel is the central point for the whole story, starting from the very beginning. Just like how terminator and doctor who are predicated on them, and they both used to be good
Something that i had a feeling for but couldn't articulate when i first watched this was the praise given to the writers for Edge of tomorrow and Ford vs Ferrari, both stories are broad retellings of stories already told, EoT was based on a Japanese short novel ("All you need is kill") and FvF on real events, so i dunno if i hold the same faith that they'll do good jobs, its one thing to retell and adapt a story another to make one from whole cloth especially with certain limitations placed on them as you said.
Imagine being a child right now and these are the movies being put out for you to go see with your friends.
Kids don’t go out or have real friends anymore - maybe that’s why movies keep getting remade - so kids don’t watch the originals and get ‘dangerous’ ideas - or if they do they’ll be encouraged to think the newer one is ‘better’ and more ‘progressive’ and the old one ‘bad’. When I was a kid I loved Laurel & Hardy, Flash Gordon (with Larry ‘Buster’ Crabbe) and 60s stuff like Batman, The Monkees, The Addams Family etc. We all did. It was all before our time but we didn’t throw it away like trash because manners, heroes and humour are universal and timeless. We could inherit the best bits of the old as well as embrace the new. I could watch and enjoy Gone With The Wind while still understanding slavery was wrong. I don’t get that feeling of continuity or nuance today and I think it’s deliberate.
So so so sad. The movies these days are horribly brutal and boring. Except for Top Gun!
My 9 year old son rejects this shit unprompted.
@@grahamherbert3612 You raised him right. Good on you.
@@grahamherbert3612 Xenophobia is a base human instinct, and there's a reason for that. Change, in many cases, is for the worse.
That last image of the four riders from The Last Crusade was the perfect visual to end this franchise. I remember seeing it in the cinema. Just perfect.
It lasted for ages too, and you stayed and watched, because it was the last time you were going to see them...and also, John freakin Williams. That ending medley was beautiful. But I guess it's all screwed now.
"Indy, Henry, follow me. I know the way! HYAAAHHH!"
...
"Got lost in his own museum?"
"Ah-huh."
😂
Perfect ending.
And that music.
@@lungho3646 it say a lot that no fans of the originals think that any of the franchises Disney has touched are canon 😂 I completely agree
You sum up everything I feel and think about Indiana Jones so well drinker. I enjoy watching your reviews so much more than any other actual movies these days. Have a great christmas and all the best.
Thanks for the preview. I have seen a lot of film critiques on you tube, but yours made me laugh out load several times.
"Strong Independent Woman appears out of nowhere, makes the original main character look like a bumbling idiot, saves the day all by herself with no help and no advice, and becomes the new face of the franchise after the original main character gets reduced to second banana, or is killed off." That sounds like any of KK mottos
That sounds like the outline that is used every time, yeah.
You missed the last part: producer announces 8 sequels, prequels and lateral-quels, which are never made due to first movie being an abomination.
what other movies follow this line, i gotta see
"Mary Sue Mary Sue what would the world do without you!!!"
Critics rating : 10/10 “Greatest movie ever”
Audience rating: 2/10 “💩”
Indiana Jones rode off into the sunset in Last Crusade, and I’ll fight anyone who says there were sequels that followed.
That was the perfect ending.
Agreed. Crystal Skull was fucking awful.
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You have my bow
This is the correct position to hold.
I'm almost certain the reason they thought this was a somewhat feasible idea was that Ford could still somewhat shuffle around in Blade Runner 2049 so could demonstrate a reasonable capability of some light action scenes. However I reckon its gonna be compensated heavily by de-aging effects and stunt doubles. Still I am curious to see the finished product, I'm just not expecting anything great.
May be slightly controversial, but it's also think it's , a shame that they dropped Mutt's character. It would be nice to see the roles reversed form the Last crusade with Indy being the curmudgeonly old father figure trying to bond with his son that he hasn't been present for, for the majority of his life.
I also reckon that Shia Labeouf could be a lot more mature now as an actor and there is enough distance now between him and his Transformer days that he wouldn't come off as a complete dork.
Me and my aunt re-watched all 3 movies for Christmas this year. One of our all time favorites.
As soon as you mentioned Kathleen Kennedy, I could literally feel my interest in seeing this movie leaving my body. All of it.
Well, what's not to expect? Everyone saw this coming and it's no surprise.
Expect that Kathleen Kennedy will do a wrecking ball on that Indiana Jones and it's gonna be bad.
To be fair, she was an associate producer of original trilogy.
What's surprising is that you had any interest to begin with considering what Hollywood has produced, particularly Disney, in the last decade.
@@reyne2077 what does an associate producer do? Serve coffee?
@@SparkY0 F*ck I was just about to say that xD
When Marilyn said “I was a child” I assumed she was saying she was a young and naive woman. Not that she was seven. I hope I’m right.
It looks bad these days , but if my memory isn't totally short, Indy met Marion when he was in his early 20's and she was 16 or 17 and were both running around with Abner. At that time, it was a very common thing for people that age to date and marry and such. Things change over time, but it isn't really fair to judge old customs by modern sensibilities in my opinion. But everyone has a right to decide, personally I think that line in the movie could have been phrased differently and no one would have thought anything about it, but Lawrence Kasdan probably wasn't imagining any offense it could cause 40 years later when he wrote it lol. So you're kinda right on both counts👍
Yeah bruh I don’t think it literally meant that he picked her up from daycare and started dating her….
@@samspurgeon4222 I was just struck by the way The Drinker reacted to the line.
@@samspurgeon4222 Also the age of consent during the 1920's was set to 14. So a 17/18 year old dating a male in his early 20's would not have raised any eyebrows at all, like it would today.
I seriously doubt it was one of this situations if it Was they would have Elaborated cause there's no story there there's no later comments about it or anything. Writers back then knew better.
If you want a good story about a female Indiana Jones, you should check out Fred Perry's Gold Digger. Gina Diggers is actually an inventor/tinkerer type of character and her adopted sister, Brittany, is a werecheetah who serves as her muscle/bodyguard.
I believe there's an OVA about called "Time Raft" done by Fred, as well.
The 1960s were an interesting enough time in Indiana Jones-esque areas (Africa, Asia, Middle East, even Eastern Europe etc) that you could easily do an interesting story with Mutt having an adventure while Harrison Ford takes a secondary seat similiar to Sean Connery's role in Last Crusade. You could even do callbacks to Last Crusade Connery and the current film's Ford, a knowing smile shared with the audience. For the diversity points, Mutt's sidekick is his girlfriend who helps him a lot or whatever. All the while avoiding Cold War intrigues mixed with indigenous populations dealing with the rapidly changing borders, governments and zietgiests of the post-war era. I havent thought about Indiana Jones since I was 15 and I came up with that rough idea while watching this video. Resorting to time travel now that Ford is old? Ridiculous. Who are they hiring at Disney ffs
I liked Timecop. Something you said brought that back to mind. Yes it's an action movie but the time travel concepts worked in the movie.
I'll say one thing about Hollywood, Disney, Netflix... they have really helped me find more useful things to do with my time than watching shows and movies!
exactly! i actually get things done in university now lol
👆 this
Did Drinker just defended Kayne West? Oof, little Crin-e.
😂😂😂👏
We can thank them for that, I guess?
It's an odd age we live in......
Back when we were young the desire to see our favourite hero's ride out again for one last adventure was something you truly hoped for. To see just one more story told about character you had nothing but respect for, but we aren't young anymore and to hear to about one more story being told about a character you loved now fills you dread as you've so little confidence that the same character will ever get the ending they deserve, to be tied up with a dignity.
Yup I feel the exact same way.
When Raiders of the Lost Ark came out, I was glued to the screen, now with this new gimmick being hashed out I have a vomit bag and noise cancelling headphones at the ready to avoid it.
@@rustyhowe3907 Those were hopeful times back then, where you could have a future and make your dreams come true. Movies and TV shows reflected the times back then. Modern movies are made for the dark and terrifying times we live in now. The destruction of old movie heroes seem to be a common theme. John Connor being killed off at the beginning of that awful Terminator movie, Icheb tortured to death in Picard like he never really existed, Luke depressed and having given up in Star Wars as if to say to the audience "It's okay to give up". Seven of Nine killing that lady in cold blood after Picard urged her not to as if to say to the audience "It's okay, be a savage". A Federation that has lost it's way in Picard, and now they all wear black and go around in ships as black and cold as tombs. It goes on and on.
@@PouchMaster 100% facts my friend.
You can argue that it happened with The Last Crusade.
It's not the character's fault that Harrison Ford decided money was more important than artistic integrity. You don't have to accept Crystal Skull or this next atrocity as canonical Indiana Jones. Just don't go see it.
Preserve the good memories of 1989. Disregard the rest. And remember, the fans don't own the character, so it's not our fault that the studio defiles him.
looks good to me
Wow...never thought I'd see a direct to DVD Indiana Jones movie, if there was still such a thing.
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I have a feeling in like 10 years there will be books written about this period in film. General works that examine Hollywood as a whole and others that will target specific IP's and how they were ruined.
"Ruined" is such a subjective term. I think you need to compare critical and audience reviews and box office earnings to see if something is truly worse than its predecessors. And sadly, while the approval rating of movies are steadily going down, their box office returns keep going up, which is ultimately the end goal of the studios who make movies.
Edit: People keep arguing against a point I didn't even make. A successful movie doesn't make it a good movie. I'm just saying that as long as movie studios keep having successful movies, they're not going to change their practices.
But not Why they were ruined...
@@roguebarbarian9133 Its a bit misleading, because the cost is also climbing to make these movies, not to mention the ticket costs.
Sounds like a good collab writing project for the Drinker and his merry friends.
@@roguebarbarian9133 @Attila Márics On top of what Attila said, you also have to remember that international audiences are saving some movies that otherwise would have been massive flops - hence the pandering to Chinese audiences and censors. Movies from the 80s didn't have that to fall back on.
Watching everything Disney has put out for the last couple of years has been like watching someone drown your childhood puppy slowly
You absolutely hit on that one...sad but true. WELL SAID. 👏👏
And THAT is why I am VERY scared for Daredevil.
A somebody whose childhood dogs actually were murdered, I can confirm that this is actually pretty accurate.
...spot on !
Here's a thought, don't watch it. I don't. Make the go woke, go broke meme come true whenever possible.
They're creating a paradox and not addressing it, love it
Love your commentary, just one problem with Raiders of the lost Arc, many might not have noticed! It's firmly established that the staff for the crystal is 5 foot, yet when set 6 inches into the ground it's like 2 feet higher than Jones? ... what is he like 2 foot 6? ffs
I saw the original Raiders of the Lost Ark and Star Wars in the theaters when I was a kid. I had no idea what a privilege that would be and what an incredible time I was living in for movies and music.
For some years before those jokes sequels came out I'd recognized the fact that I was incredibly lucky having been 12 years old in 1977 when Star Wars came out, even better than that I saw it on it's opening day so it wasn't "all the buzz" yet, meaning that when I walked into that theater I had no expectations and no clue what was about to happen to me.
Them years later Kathleen Kennedy came into my life and I felt a great disturbance in the Force when I was walking into the theater for the first sequel, something told me to walk away, I should have trusted my feelings.
Just like I knew I shouldn't have watched the last James Bond movie, I had no idea how it ended but I'd heard the "message" was in it so despite being able to watch it on Amazon Prime these last months I didn't, but Thanksgiving weekend it was on Epix for free so I decided what yhe heck, I grew up watching those movies and I own every single one of them so I might as well watch it.
Another childhood icon flushed down the toilet of diversity, unfortunately I can't unsee it now, maybe hypnotherapy or as a last resort a lobotomy can erase it from my memory.
I wish I'd never have done it.
@@dukecraig2402 Just use these horrible movies' tactic against them: retcon them out of existence. In my Doctor Who universe, 13 goes straight back to ten now. If the next doctor is any good, fine. If not, the recent regeneration just goes into a loop starting ten over again. My copy of HHGTTG is a trilogy of four books in one volume. It will _never_ be replaced on my shelf by a version containing an alleged fifth book called "Mostly Harmless". Nobody can force you to acknowledge the existence of bad movies or books in universes you like.
Me too! Raiders had that same kinetic quality of star wars.
I saw it opening day and dragged some friends along who were weirded out by the title. No one had any idea what to expect. But that rock had everyone coming out of their seats.
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All true, and I don't accept things as cannon after the diversity forces screw something up but still, I can't unsee something.
I knew I shouldn't have watched the last Bond movie, I just knew it.
I always thought of Indy as the ultimate flawed male hero. He’s impulsive, he can be vengeful and he often makes rather large mistakes on his adventures that land him in hot water in which he has to fight to get himself out of. He’s smart and strong but he’s also bullheaded and angry. But that’s what I love about him, it makes him a very human characater who grows a lot over the original trilogy. If his female counterpart is going to end up a flawless, emotionally perfect Mary Sue who’s not going to go apeshit on her enemies for trying to kill her, it’s just not going to work.
My favourite scene from the entire Indiana Jones franchise is and always will be… the slave children’s crusade from the second film. I loved that scene mainly because it embodies what Indy is as a character… a selfless hero who goes back against all odds to free every child from the Temple instead of just leaving. Even his companions Willie and Short Round were NOT fighters at all yet still did their best to help Indy fight against much stronger foes.
Just imagine how much worse that scene would be if they just flawlessly succeeded…
He (Harrison Ford) has NO RANGE as an actor, none, he's the same, with the same exact mood in every dang flick he has been in that was even decent.
He's a whiny, ungrateful turd of an actor with an over developed sense of self worth and ability. He even said that he regretted ever playing Han Solo because he hated the character.
What a stupid MFER, the role of Han Solo MADE his career, without it he would have never been anything but a B grade supporting actor.
Raiders Harrison Ford is hot AF. End of analysis.
Right on, that is what makes him great.
@@Alster763 Harrison Ford has no range and whines a lot about HATING the role that made him famous and created the career he enjoyed.
Dude is a bum.
I think you have successfully defined the "dial of destiny". 2:30
well done
The "Dialtone of Density". Perfect!!! The Critical Drinker is one of my favorite critics. I would prefer to just remember the first three Indy movies.
There are only three movies.
Just like there are only 6 Star Wars movies, one Wonder Woman film, the Star Trek Kelvin timeline does not exist, Star Trek Discovery is not Star Trek but a cruel, depressing rip off of The Orville, etc, etc. They are systematically destroying all of our heroes.
i think you can forgive the scene where Indy ducks behind the table with the people shooting at him. the original films had a fair amount of that type of stuff in them...like when indy was in the water after running from the Hovitos (i think i am close on that) and the plane is going like 5 MPH and a hundred Hovitos couldn't manage to hit Indy. or even before that when the boulder starts rolling and all Indy had to do was stand still and let it go over him..then just crawl out one of the many windows that was right behind him...Or when indy was on the ridge threatening to shoot the Ark and not one soldier just shot him... and that is just a couple of the many similar situations in Raiders alone....the films have always been tongue in cheek like that, and it is actually a decent part of why they are so fun to watch and hold up over time.
As one of my tutors once told me "As far as I'm concerned Indiana Jones ended when him, his dad, Marcus and Sallah rode off into the sunset".
Indeed!
Star Wars ended in 1983 with the just “OK” Return (Revenge) Of The Jedi.
Star Trek ended in 1969, with the dreadful Turnabout Intruder.
At the end of the sublime Blade Runner, Deckard and Rachael drove off to the mountains to live happily ever after.
THE END!
Agreed.
@@projektkobra2247 ahhh no
That's so true. Because after that nothing that can be told
he deserves one last good Indy film after the debacle of Crystal shite.
"When four 95 year old SS officers are let out of a prison hospital on compassionate leave and band together to find the fountain of youth, it is up to Indiana Jones to break out of his nursing home and stop them."
I wish. Sounds better than the real movie will be.
@@baxter1252 I suppose we should be grateful that they didn't CGI indie into a person of colour.
It will conclude with a thrilling action sequence that is only broken-up by the characters' need to pee for the 15th time that hour.
Predestination and Looper were two time travel movies I enjoyed.
Looper was fun and you can poke holes in it but I don't overthink such things when it comes to movies most of the time.
Dark. They implemented time travel and it was an awesome series. One of the best is a long time.
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I’m terrified by the shot of Indy and Helena working to dislodge a giant spherical boulder.
If this is being ret-conned to be the cause of the classic boulder scene… God. Damn. It.
Its not the same boulder. Perhaps if you used your eyes rather than your fragile feelings you would clearly see that.
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Sounds like your fragile feelings got hurt by his comment.
Seems too small for that but then again scale issues are common between sequences.
@@eyespy3001 "Fragile" that's rich coming from the same shitheads who crave and thrive on external validation.
I can sympathize with such suspicions, but that's not what's happening. In addition to the boulder being a different size and the one in Raiders simply being staged at the top of a ramp/chute, if you look behind Indy in that shot from the trailer, you'll see what looks to me like Greek carved across the wall.
Indiana Jones will always be a Trilogy. They rode off into the sunset and they lived happily ever after. It’s literally called The Last Crusade!
@@alwayspooh1588damn right
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Technically, there's 4 "they lived happily ever after" endings. The only one that's a proper version of that ending, whether you like it or not, is Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
@@SirBlackReeds it’s completely unnecessary and just a bad movie. It’s not canon
“I was a child, I was in love, it was wrong and you knew it!”
Basically, entire Hollywood.
I loved in indiana jones growing up. The first i ever saw was the last crusade. I was 5 years old and it became my favorite movie. Ever since then I always wanted to be like indiana. I even wanted to write my own story too. One trademark of indy was that to him, archaeology was an obsession rather than a quest for spiritual enlightenment. He always got caught up in the search for something of divine origin, but was never into the entire belief behind it. He didn't believe in the power of the artifacts he found until he saw it; its a "seeing is believing" theme with him. While everyone else around him believed in the power of the things he was looking for, he never cared for its spiritual significance. They should've kept him looking for divine origins as opposed to aliens and magic.
If it was me I would have done "Indiana Jones and the Tablet of Destiny." It is sumerian and akkadian. They could've written anything from this.
Man, I heard those rumors too and hoped to hell they were false. Indiana Jones is/was a huge childhood hero to me and watching modern Hollywood work it's 'magic' on the series is nothing short of heartbreaking.
I don’t feel like it’s woke tho. There was literally a female sidekick in the first 2 so idk how this time it’s woke
@@dixiewalsh9502 I think it's more if she one ups him in everything only to replace him completely. If the leaks are true that is.
@@bigd4wg510 Ah okay, yea i didn’t read the leaks. If that happens then yea i’d agree with u
@@dixiewalsh9502 yeah. *Sidekicks* . Have a sneaking suspicion Indiana is gonna be the sidekick this time
Indiana Jones ended with The Last Crusade.
As heart breaking as it is to watch what they've done to Indy, it's incredibly disappointing to know that Harrison Ford signed on to star in this movie. Seriously, why do aging Hollywood actors allow themselves to be pimped out by the industry?
Pretty much all actors do that, not just the aging ones.
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Mossad blackmail
Predestination, there's a film that does time travel justice. I really hope they don't ruin the legacy but well, we know how these things tend to go ah
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Time travel movies where the time travel mechanic works... Predestination (2014)
This is going to make the crystal skull look like a masterpiece isn't it?
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At least Crystal Skull had its moments being fun (in all of its fridge-nuking absurdity if you don't take it seriously), had the girl from Raiders that we all loved finally tie-the-knot, and Harrison Ford is still the main lead.
What this thing is going to do? Make Ford to be a completely bumbling idiot and get replaced by the insufferable flawless Mah Rey Sue, just like in Star Wars.
@@RandoGrunt Very true.
crystal skull still sucks
@@RandoGrunt I disagree with you the fridge scene in Crystal Skull was classic Indiana Jones action it is one of my favorite scenes in the series.
That scene where indie ducks and they keep shooting at the window is something you’d expect to see in a naked gun movie
He does that all the time
I'm imagining Indy shouting "They hate window! Everybody stay away from that window!"
Well, they nuked a fridge before....
@@hinz1 I could have went my whole life without remembering that again. But no 🥺
Oh man, Leslie Nielsen and company were hilarious
You can't put humor in comedy anymore these days
Perhaps one of Indy's wild oats like Indianer Schneider will take on the mantle :)
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5.00 prisoner of azkaban,i know it was close to the end of the movie and isn't actually the main point of the movie,but it seemed like they implemented it reasonably well without turning it into fanfiction level writing
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I’ll just rewatch the original trilogy and be happy in my old memories from seeing them in the theaters for the first time and being captivated by the greatness that they were and still are.
Same
Indiana Jones ended when he rode off into the sunset with his dad. everything after is fanfiction
They need to lay off the cgi and green screen. They need to build sets, crash vehicles and blow stuff up. Then they win
It's quite sad they didn't and like star wars they've missed their chance to ever do it again
Indeed, except for having to put up with watching & hearing Chia LeBeef!!
What's crazy is that they already had a minority character in the canon who could've inherited Indy's mantle - Short Round, as a grown adult. Imagine him as an art/artifact thief who competes with Indy for an artifact. Who knows, maybe he steals & repatriates items from museums to their original owners. There's all sorts of potential for a character who was once Indy's sidekick.
Would have been far preferable to the dreadful Phoebe WB, who is irritating as hell.
Also, Ke Huy Quan is an AMAZING actor.
@@planetofthegapes it was frankly a little shocking just how good he was in 'Everything everywhere all at once'.
@@Raya-ir4tm no, but they sure are treated EXACTLY like one. Kind of strange isn't it.
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Can you tell me how they are treated like a minority?
Tears of wonder and joy welled up when Indy said his old catchphrase "What's in the box?" and when he won World War 2 by giving Hitler the Everlasting Gobstopper, I died of contentment.
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I was horrified of the eel dinner and heart scenes as a child but now I think damn they would never have the balls to do those in the new ones
The sludge must flow!
Indy ended with Last Crusade, SW 1-6 with RotJ, and Marvel with Endgame. I hope the Mouse continues to bankrupt itself and then is forced to sell the IPs to a competent studio.
100%
I would argue for ROTS and maybe the clone wars just for quality alone for SW but the rest 100%!
MCU ended with infinity war in my opinion.
Wait, are there any competent studios left?
@@seanharrison6719 the clone wars was directly made by George Lucas. Therefore it’s by definition just as authentic as ROTS or ROTJ.
Indiana Jones was never a saga requiring a "satisfying conclusion." It was three great adventure films. And for me that is what it still is.
But it stopped being fun, after CGI version #4
#noratinmyhouse Disney Must Die. After they openly targeted children and were at the center of child trafficking and molestation charges you must defund disney. Take your money away from them, do not buy anything disney related.
I vowed never to see #4, and I'll do the same with #5. They aren't canon.
I don't know how this movie will be but I have found time travel in movies to allow for some very interesting stories. Lots of single movie examples like Edge of Tomorrow / Looper but he did mention franchise so I guess it's applying multi movie franchises.
Terminator...well it worked great for the first two anyway.
End Game - although that was featured just in that one movie.
Star Trek- has used it to great effect in different series and even movies.
Hmm...actually this is proving much harder than I thought, then again I can't think of too many franchise time travel movies at all so maybe it's just a lack of them existing in the first place.
Always a spot on observation!
Thank you!!!
My father is a huge fan of Harrison Ford and Indiana Jones. When I was born, he made me enjoy all the movies together. We loved and enjoyed all movies, even Crystal Skull. Just the pleasure of seeing Indiana Jones with his iconic outfit and some of the goofy action scenes was enough for me. I also loved the ending just as you said.
He did not care about the star wars debacle because he wasn't a fan of star wars. But he told me yesterday that a new Indiana Jones movie is coming out and he wants to watch it with me.
They better not mess this up. This franchise is very dear to me.
Rest assured, they will. Especially if Kathleen Kennedy is taking a direct hand in it and we all know, as Will pointed out in the video, that she will absolutely kill off Indiana Jones to make way for a woman to take his place because "tHe FuTuRe Is FeMaLe."
I have bad news for you 😔
Better warn him now. At least wait for the (non-shill) reviews (on the extremely unlikely chance the movie turns out to be good) so you don't give Disney your money. We need this movie to bomb hard.
Warn your father. Warn him they've killed Indiana Jones and thrown his rotting corpse in a ditch with a 'free use' sign for every Disney methhead on the woke powder at that godforsaken company.
Please don’t give Disney your money. They have not created anything good the last five years. But they are damn good at destroying our child hood franchises.
One thing I notice about Kathleen Kennedy is not only does she like inserting women into everything, it’s a specific type of woman. A brunette, British white woman.
Rey from the Sequel Trilogy, Jyn Erso from Rogue One, Q’ira from Solo, and now Helena Brody in Indiana Jones and the Dial of Fate.
The fact that there’s one in basically every major movie she had a hand in overseeing makes me think this is her attempting to push her self-insert OC into everything.
I guess we know her "type", don't we.
Actual tumblr trash fanfic movie
Ohhh, putting a character who has the qualities that you fantasized of having so you can ptoject yourself onto that character in a reboot of a classic movie is TIGHT!
Awwww, Jyn was ok.
Her father got lost in his own museum.
Dang, if the rumors are true, I think I'll have to see this if for no other reason than to experience the absurdity first-hand. Going down this paranormal/fantasy route, I'm very vaguely reminded of the Metal Slug arcade games.
I never realised Mogambo himself graced this franchise with his devilish laugh
It is not exaggeration to say that Raiders of the Lost Ark shaped my entire life. As a little kid I started digging up the dirt cellar, the backyard, and any patch that wasn't concreted over in the city in which I lived. I immersed myself in history and archaeology, and to this very day I make sure to scream "That belongs in a museum!" anytime any of my colleagues finds something. My personal attachment to Indy is no one's burden but my own, and I know others just enjoyed the fun of the film and the majesty of the character. But I just have to ask, why? And weep.
But did you find anything of interest? My own digging just yielded bottle caps!
Probably just the bodies placed there by the other personalities
Why? Because of feminism, marxism, nihilism, and all the other flavors of militant atheism that have taken over the rotted the culture out from the inside. That's why.
I know how you feel. It is because of Indy I have developed an interest in history.
Harrison Ford....great actor he is/was....leading TWO major franchises......most actors get typecast and don't make it in other movies cough Daisy Ridley.....cough John Boyega......luckily Adam Driver is a fantastic actor so he'll do fine.
I just realised something watching the trailer. That shot of Pheobe Waller Bridge knocking a boulder over, if the time travel stuff is true now I'm betting that's the boulder Indy ran from in Lost Ark.
Because it's a movie introducing a female protagonist so of course she's the cause of all the iconic moments we've seen in the originals.
Oh god, you’re right.
NOT the same boulder - just an easter egg for lame audience members who like that sort of nonsense. There is a Greek God statue prominently positioned behind the boulder.
That’s what they did to the Doctor in Who.
"A girl did it first." Literally, in this case.
Not watching either way.
I'm looking forward to watching this in the cinema. I really hope it will at least be worth the admission fee
There's a script already leaked on social media for the franchise. It's called " Indiana Jones and the Bunghole of Flames". Indy goes out drinking one night, ends up at an all night Taco Bell. He has a taco plate with extra jalapenos....well you know the rest.
I can't believe that the last Indiana Jones movie, The Last Crusade, also happens to be my favorite movie of all time. Wow, what an ending to a great franchise.
The actual last movie. Everything afterwards is bad fan fiction.
#noratinmyhouse Disney Must Die. After they openly targeted children and were at the center of child trafficking and molestation charges you must defund disney. Take your money away from them, do not buy anything disney related.
Yeah, Indy and Co riding off into the sunset, what a great shot to end the trilogy.
I watched Kingdom of the Crystal Skull once and promptly logged it into the "Nope" file.
[chuckling] Yes, I'm careful with franchises. I only ever watched the first 3 Star Wars and I'm very happy.
that is and always will be the last indy film in my film library.
The ending of this movie was amazing. When the other professors asked her what her name was and she said: "Jones....Doctor Mighty Indiana Jones" I was blown away. So stunning and brave!
So plagiarizing your whole identity is "stunning and brave"?
This forced meme has become the ultimate cringe. Please leave
But my favourite scene has to be when Indiana Jones returns and he says “Its Jonsin Time” and starts Jonsin all over the place
@@RPGeek your forced comment in regards to the joke is unnecessary. Leave.
- I'm Helena.
- Helena who?
* Looks at Indiana Jones forceghost *
- Helena Skywalker.
A sound of thunder is the only low budget movie I've seen time travel successfully woven into the story. Please review that one it'll make my day.
They not only want to destroy all classic male characters they want to erase their history and memories
Its called marxism.
Erase your history, culture, and heroes...
No family bond. No heritage.
Low intellect and no mentors.
Just smart enough to run the machines and too stupid to ask any questions..
Damn I didn't realize how much I miss positive father-son relationships in movies but I can't think of one outside of last crusade now.
You're not wrong. I'm sure there are others but, racking my brain, I can think of only two in the last 20 years...
'Chef' in 2014
'About Time' in 2013
Last one I saw was in God of War 2018, and that's a video game
They had a rough relationship, but they loved eachother.
How to Train Your Dragon had a pretty good one, then it was off with daddy's head and I didn't bother watching the 3rd one.
the new Dune movie has a good one (ranging from obvious to real subtle stuff too)
Time travel as a smart, well-implemented plot mechanic: Drinker, might I suggest *The Terminator* and for an after dinner mint - Looper.
"The Dialtone of Density" LOL!
Alternately, they could call it "Indiana Jones and the Bedpan of Dysentery" or "Indiana Jones and the Tomb of the Titanium Hip" or even Indiana Jones and the Blue Pill of Rigidity".
The Drinker is harsh but wise and gets how the modern audience really feels.
The REAL modern audience, not the political activists masquerading as corporate shills, which Disney stupidly thinks is the "modern audience."
So the Chinese, the communists, are supposedly racist, culturally conservative and overly traditionist (as seen by all you people's hatred over the propaganda pushing the narrative that China banned/shrunk black people on the Black Panther and The Force Awakens posters) but also, China own Hollywood, run it from the backrooms like a sinister villain, even though Hollywood is pushing a woke agenda? Can you explain this contradiction for me?
@@_Wakaz_ China does NOT own Hollywood. If she did, you BET Hollywood will flush down the toilet all the LGBT propaganda its movies have pushed for 30+ years, as LGBT people are NOT welcome in Communist China- hell, in any Communist regime.
In short, Hollywood executives are projecting THEIR OWN racism onto the Chinese.
He's very long winded and his just jokes have bad delivery which come off as unfunny.
@@MarquezDaniel You talkin about The Drinker? I think he would disagree... 😏
I will unapologetically count Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure as one of the best uses of time travel in a movie. ("Trash can! Remember a trash can!")
The scene with the keys was hilarious, and for a movie being so dumb, they were very smart about watching the time travel paradoxes. Nicely done.
The Terminator. Used time travel brilliantly, everything tied in perfectly, no paradoxes or loopholes created. On the other hand, Terminator 2 made no sense at all and fell apart the minute you started thinking about it.
Hilarious and brilliant review!! Love it!
Time travel overall worked in X-Men: Days of Future Past, but unfortunately it set up Apocalypse and Dark Phoenix. Thank God for Logan!
The "I was a child, I was in love, It was wrong and you knew it" controversy is totally fabricated. I've had the novelization of the screenplay for nearly 40 years. In the novelization, Marion was in her freshman year and Indy was in his last year when they start dating.This happened in the mid 1920s, which means legal age is 21 years old. But taking into account that Marion was most likely 18 at the time, she was old enough to know what she was doing.
Is that what the novelization says? Somebody pulled out a quote that said she was 15
@@revpembroke3082 Definitely not. The novelization says she's in her fresh(wo)man year when she gets involved with Indy. Indiana is working as Abner Ravenwood assistant at the time. So, she was underaged for her time, but definitely not a child.
Another thing that is mentioned in the novelization which didn't make it to the movie was the fact that when Marcus Brody arrives to Indy's house to take him to the airport, he notices a student leaving his house. As a teacher, dating your students is highly unethical IMO, no matter if they're consenting adults. Indy is definitely a womanizer, but not necessarily a child molester.
Twice the age of Mo's favorite wife.
Sadly we're in an era when women are selectively allowed to claim other women are "just a child!" up to the age 28.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure is another example of time travel in a movie that works. It gets silly, but suits the film pefectly.
Yeah but the sequels fuck everything up. Especially the third one, Bill and Ted explore the message.
Never saw the third one because I don't like watching reboots where they are OLD but yes i definitely loved the first two. The only two.
Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey were so much fun, and they aged very well. If you have not already, do NOT make the same mistake I did by watching the newer reboot. It's a brainless dumpster fire.
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@@LauraTheRed I grew up watching the first two. Over and over. Loved them so much.
The third one was so terrible. I wish I'd never bothered watching it, brainless dumpster fire is the perfect description.
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That Willow swipe was absolute genius