The more I think about the impending Indiana Jones 5 from Lucasfilm and Disney, the more I dread this movie tarnishing one of the greatest characters in cinema.
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Meh, go back and look at the "top-20 movies" in any given year. 99% of them are utter shit, let alone anything you've actually heard of. The problem with nostalgia is we only remember the good things, and not the utter shit surrounding it. The 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s had LOTS of shit. Good lord man, Red Letter Media has an entire CZcams channel DEDICATED to the 50-years of shit videography!
@@matthewbalsinger3238 you responded by saying "The problem with nostalgia is we only remember the good things" when the very definition of nostalgia is: a sentimental longing or wistful affection for the past, typically for a period or place with happy personal associations. Some movies (in the past) were actually great, so why dwell on the crappy ones??
@@cjdr.4145 Even most of the crappy films from the 80s and 90s were more watchable than the cringeworthy garbage being pumped out by Hollywood today. Maybe because most of what is churned out now are just crappy remakes of those 80s and 90s films but lack anything of what made them good in the first place.
Its fan boy cinema. Fan films are well... shit. So now you have fan films backed by Hollywood money, which makes for expensive blockbuster... shit. These are the films made by people who love the brand. Story, characters, worlds are meaningless to them they just love the brand. Its star wars/ghostbusters/Indiana/predator etc etc its always good no matter what. When the reality is well no it isn't. These are the people who clap in the cinema when they repeat a line from the original typically without any context or reason other than it was in the original. Who gush about how much they felt it when X happened even when X was so contrived it was almost laughable or pointless. The people who think being a fan of some franchise is a replacement for having an actual personality. Typically its best just to ignore it an enjoy the films of old as they were un-tarnished by a bunch of bad fan fiction. Movies are basically dead at this point, its just churn out content now quantity over quality.
Must be, all the big movies are remakes or reimagined versions of those old movies. I mean, someone name an original movie from the last six years that will still be important 30 years from now.
@@alessioleporati1478 Or simply "old (white) man". It's okay for them to openly hate white men. They do it all the time. Heck, Waller-Bridge made a career from it..
Predictions: • It will make a billion dollars purely on brand recognition. • The professional critics will be either bribed or threatened to give it glowing reviews while its audience score on Rotten Tomatoes floats between 50 and 60%. • They will kill off Indiana Jones in the dumbest way possible but idiots on Twitter will praise it for being "emotional" and say shit like "this should be taught in film schools." • Knowing they can't make any sequels without Harrison Ford, they will start making prequels or spin-offs with Indiana Jones played by a younger actor and they will flop horribly, but we won't know how bad they're really doing because they will be exclusive to Disney+ and they won't publish their numbers.
@@chrisjackson1215 Of course, of course! And we can't forget how the new lead female protagonist loves snakes and has extensive knowledge on herpetology!
Does that mean we get to include the young Indiana Jones chronicles? Cuz phantom train of doom was my fucking favorite VHS to rent from the library when I was a kid
What I loved about Indiana Jones, is the fact he was more than just an action hero, he was also an academic, Indy used his intellect to figure out puzzles, remembering ancient history, and solving problems, that requires wits rather than force. I would rather have another academic action hero, instead of Indiana Jones, he as good for his time, so it's about time Indy enjoys his retirement.
There was a made-for-tv series of films called the Librarian. I think there was a spinoff series based on it too. Your comment also reminded me of a meme about Indiana Jones: "Indiana Jones, the greatest archaeologist in the world. Destroyed every ancient temple he ever entered"
Indiana Jones *IS* Harrison Ford and only him, the silhouette in the sunset, adventure on the horizon and a fedora on his head. No other man or woman could pull off what Ford did, same with Solo, keep em as is and let them go on into legend.
I don't know that I agree. I'd like to see other actors in the role, like James Bond does. Not that Ford isn't amazing obviously. But I feel the character can have some unique dimensions with other actors.
Watching this video again, 2 years later, after the Indy V movie has lost Disney hundreds of millions of dollars, and I can't help but think of how much money they would have saved if they had simply listened to the Drinker.
no 4 was fun but it wasnt the Indy we know and love. No4 got away with it as a nice send off. but no5 will be a cash grab and legacy be damned it will be interesting to see what happens in hollyweird now with pandemo and all that. It may just be cash grabs and who gives a F. that will be sad!
@@Sixstringman of course Indiana Jones is a better series then Terminator. And I love terminator but I enjoy Indiana Jones so much probably more then Star Wars
Hypothetical question: if a 5th film were to be made, what are the ways they could ensure it actually ended up being good (e.g. casting, getting audience feedback, fewer supernatural elements, moral ambiguity, locations, violence...)?
Remember back in grade school when you'd make a cool paper airplane and fly it and no matter what grade you were in, there was always at least one girl that was obsessed with catching and destroying any paper airplane flown by a cootie riddled boy? Now we know where these girls went when they grew up.
You're spot on on this one. Clint Eastwood is going to be 93. He is still making films. But he stopped being Dirty Harry in his 50s. And he didn't play Philo Beddoe after the second Any Which Way film. He has always played characters that reflected his age and the frailties that come with aging. That's class. Why Ford is agreeing to play Indiana Jones again is a mystery.
You might think its a good idea, but lets see if these 20 middle aged leftist femenist soccer moms think its a good idea and use whatever they suggest regardless of whether of not it fits the character or the script.
+Deep Kumar Another butthurt man child taking out his frustrations on a successful woman. This is how you know you’ve hit rock bottom as a human being. 😂
I swear if they politicize Indiana Jones, I'm never supporting Hollywood again. The 80s was peek cinema with amazing heroes like Indy with no political agenda to push.
We've reached a new era where we have the ability to review movies in fine detail before they even start filming simply by looking at the production, directing, writing, and casting credits.
Thankfully, there are always new franchises to take their place. There are still good people in the world trying to make the right thing. Not so much in movies tho, i've been gaming almost exclusively these last few years.
Kathleen Kennedy? In what universe is her performance with Star Wars seen as sufficiently good that she is still put in charge of anything more complex than a shopping trolley?
Amen, my brother, you are preaching to the choir!!! She should be sent to China to see if she can destroy that huge money making giant like she's done with every movie franchise and film studio she has worked at or for.
It's deliberate. It's by design. They know what they're doing, this is all about pushing a sociopolitical agenda and subverting and destroying western culture. I'm getting tired of these comments that assume this is all stupidity or corporate incompetence, we need to move past this mainstream normie conservative phase if we are to defeat this people.
Probably a magical fount underground. He steps in. Show him the future. Starring a son whom he abandoned/didn't know existed. Turns out Indy is just a deadbeat dad, now. Then the son stabs him in the chest on some bridge and throws him into the frozen river below.
@@loganw6156 Wouldn't be surprised if Disney tried to spin Alzheimer's as a good thing. He forgets which tunnel to go down but it is the wrong one but the "right" one was a trap so he saved the day. F* off movie.
I have a theory that Kennedy is upset that her brother used to watch movies that she didn't like. So now she's destroying them as a form of petty vengeance.
I think it's deeper than that. People like her seem to have a philosophy that human beings are blank slates entirely malleable to cultural messaging, because everything is a social construction. So you can program people with whatever you want and the hypothesis is that they'll bend because they have no inherent biological agency which fights back. And when she's proven wrong, and we reject her movies, it's easier to just write us off as racists than abandon her hypothesis, whereby she'd have to admit to herself the scary idea that maybe men and women have a pre-established essence.
RastaganTheGreen well put! Women and men are different and there's nothing wrong with that. Everyone has different strengths and weaknesses. You explained it perfectly when you said preestablished essence. These powers that be make men and women feel like their natural feelings are wrong. Why isn't it ok to be a normal man or woman? If you're not gay or switching genders or think that's heroic you're wrong. Understanding and being kind to all people regardless of gender or sexual preference is great. No one should be put down. That includes Straight men and women too. Wtf is going on. It's open season on males. This Kennedy woman seems like an asshole who's bad at her job
They did my friend, they did. I've been sober for nearly 4 years now but I just can't see a reason to go on. I always knew I'd die in a bottle of whisky. Cheers Drinker!
Kingdom of the Crystal skull was the final movie. It happened. It's canon. Stop denying that it happened. At least it was more respectful what came before, unlike the sequel trilogy.
Disney won't allow that. Even after Harrison Ford is no longer with us, they will reboot the franchise. Then when that fails, they will wait a few years and reboot again. You know the mess that is the Terminator franchise with constant hard and soft reboots that just make thing worse? That's the destiny of every popular, nostalgic franchise.
I think a cool spin-off series could star Karen Allen and simply be called "Ravenwood." It could be a kind of mystery-solver series, similar to "Murder, She Wrote," but not as stuffy. Marian could be going around the world, solving archeology-related mysteries.
Very prophetic. Most can see where things are heading with individuals like Kennedy and Waller-Bridge involved. I think we have another few years of this sort of garbage before studios go bankrupt or change direction.
@@thomashogan9196 Exactly Thomas. Not sure what DMartin is even talking about. It can still be everything Drinker said and have Nazis. They're two dots about an inch apart. They're not hard to connect. The few remaining Nazis from the original movies see the rising racial turmoil in the states as a chance to resurrect their ideology. Or just stoke the flames because they're assholes. There, problem solved.
@@cainemarko5021 so a movie taking place at a specific time that had very much increased racial tensions, that doesn't use them as a central theme in the plot, but may POSSIBLY have them occasionally as a backdrop would be enough to offend some people? That doesn't come off as.. idk, slightly ridiculous? That's some real "SJW" stuff. It's the same thing people love to complain about, just with a polar opposite point. I mean, yes, they're beating a dead horse by putting an 80 year old actor back into a series that was very much finished well 30 years ago, but shouldn't that be the main problem? Not the fact that there might be some black people getting sh*t on in a realistic fashion? Ya know, like it actually went down. Do I think it's gross that these movies often milk that time or those themes for social justice clout? Yeah. Do I think it's such a big problem that it would ruin a movie for me? Not if it's done right. But i dislike movies for being bad, not for talking about points that I may not necessarily agree with, or points that may make me uncomfortable. If a movie offends you, or takes on a point you disagree with, you can always.. I don't know.. just not watch them. Crazy, I know.
When Kathleen Kennedy first appeared on screen I, literally, recoiled with revulsion and shuddered at the same time. You can't just do that to people. They could die.
I went to the Fathom Events big screen showing of Raiders this weekend. Great to see it on the big screen again after all this time. That is how I’ll remember Indy.
I'm constantly reminded of one of the answer cards in Cards Against Humanity that reads "an old, tired, Harrison Ford that clearly doesn't want to be there."
But, then Marty won't get her chance to see a bright future of empowered women and rightfully imprisoned male slaves, that are only useful for building things and reproduction.
Exactly, the joy of that character was seeing his adventures in his prime. I don't really care what Indiana Jones is doing when he's 70+ years old. And no one wants him recast so please just come up with something new, for the love of all that's holy.
Jup. But we gonna have another episode of Indiana Jones..... I can't wait till KK is gonna put 'the bad cis-white man' in it's place, use him for her gender swap as 'the fedora is female now' for some 'stunning and brave' Jane Jones, an agenda driven un-relatable, un-failable Mary Sue piece of scrapheap character and Indiana Jones is gonna be 86th at three quarters to make room for the 'new direction' of Indy Jones to 'modernize the franchise' -_- who tf is gonna watch this shit XD
Exec: "Yes Kennedy, Indy fans." Kathleen Kennedy: "Oh! You mean fragile, bigoted, Nazi white males? No.... We do not do that here." Exec: *Facepalms* "If only you didn't have evidence of my.... vacation activities on a certain island... I'd so fire you right now >.>."
Harrison, you are the highest grossing actor of all time. You are worth a half billion dollars. Would it kill you to just say no to a movie that is going to demoralize an iconic character?
Damage done, at this point. We can grab our first three VHS tapes and hold them in fear like we seem to be, or just realize the good stuff will always be there regardless of how much voltage they try and shoot into this corpse.
He's not actually, but not being able to say no, has long been a problem of most actors whether they are reaping huge salaries or not. Did RDJ really need to do Dr. Dolittle? Did either Al Pacino or Johnny Depp need to do an Adam Sandler movie?
Admire them for there acting all ya want, that's fine, I love princess bride and Spinal tap.....doesn't mean Id want that Marxists parasite goon Rob Reiner within 1000 miles of me or my family.....but this is what they are! and its what they have to be because the subversion/infiltration process for media/Hollywood/academia/ politics etc is 99 percent complete...its done and it ain't coming back.
You know KK is desperate to get this greenlit. Her goal was to destroy Luke, Han and Indy. George and Steven's finest characters. It was her ultimate revenge for them taking her under their wing and giving her a career. How dare they.
@@Raven-qj8xk It has far less to de with her pretty face and more to do with her daddy being a Hollywood Judge who knows all the dirty little secrets of Hollywood VIPs.
You mean young, diverse, androgynous women with obscure pronouns, the ability to expound endlessly on gender theory and identity politics which makes them more awesome at everything they do than any sort of training ever could, and single minded focus on smashing the patriarchy who, it turns out, are the real villians of the movie.
We are all forgetting something, this director directed Ford v Ferrari and Logan and is also a writer for the movie, as long as Disney higher ups leave him alone he will at least make a movie at resects the franchise.
In The Last Crusade, I’ve never seen a more beautiful ending to a movie ever…riding off into the sunset forever, to a glorious John Williams tune. It was gorgeous! In my humble opinion, this was actually the last Indiana Jones movie.
I don't know what would be worse, Harrison Ford making this movie or Harrison Ford dying before he can make the movie so they can insert him into it digitally and have their way with him in ways even he wouldn't agree with.
Notice the lack of Crystal Skull punching by Ford. If i remember right, Indy used the whip exactly once (in the warehouse) and never actually fired his Webley? The Drinker's right. He's too fucking old. Look at him run in TFA, ffs.
Was looking for this comment to see if anyone noticed. Hilarious to see just how many times Indy throws a punch. Drinkers trying to tell us something with these edits 🤣
Nien, truely the house of mouse has aligned against Indie with the Feurer adolf Hitler! The last crusade left one loose end. Now he’s back.... with the power of the crystal skull! From the nazi moon base!!!!! In the Sixties! Identity politics was a red herring! Someone get Sir Sean Connery!!!!!!!
@@chasjetty8729 As sad as I am that Connory's gone I'm very glad that he can't see this. South Park was right they straight up raped his (Indy's) character in Crystal skull now they're coming back one last time to desecrate his corpse. Thank goodness connory's character got to die and not be involved with any of these last two movies.
@john doe If you think they won’t use aliens to resurrect that poor Englishman’s ghost using cgi from scraps of Connery footage they own, then you haven’t see what they did to a princess long long ago but not far enough away from the mouse.
It's co-written and directed by James Mangold, the director of Logan, Walk The Line and Ford V Ferrari. I don't see any reason for this movie to not be good with him behind the camera and the amount of talent he has. He's probably one of the best director working today and Spielberg passed the torch to the right fiimmaker
If I had my way I'm bringing back Short Round, there's no reason why that kid didn't grow up to follow in Indy's footsteps. "That's Dr Jones to you lady!"
@@juliem6696 yeah they look pretty good compared to the shit show the sequels were. I've never thought that episode 1 would be so far away of being the worst star wars movie. But i honestly don't care much anymore. I won't watch indie 5 in the cinema and if more people simply would do that, they maybe would stop shitting all over beloved franchices. At least they had to pay for it. But sadly the "i watched the last jedi 5 times and it's still bad" crowd will make sure disney can do whatever the fuck they want.
Yeah, every time shitty sequels come out, the fanbase backtracks their opinions on earlier disasters. Star Wars prequels, Metal Gear Solid 2, and now likely Indiana Jones.
@@danielperkins7255 "B-But you just don't get the hidden subplot behind MGS2!!!" Yes, it was a VR mission where you played as an edgelord against a bunch of other edgelord knockoffs while pretending to be the next guy who was pretending to be the next Big Boss who was trying to be the next Boss when in reality the true hero of the series died 45 years earlier.
@@joshuaholland5279 oh, 100% I'm rewatching the prequels now, and they're just a couple edits away from being ok. AoTC is actually a decent film when you watch it with the deleted scenes. They really gutted it of any depth. The new trilogy is so splattershot that it's hard to even call it a trilogy. It's shocking. Should've just made a Thrawn trilogy, instead.
@@nd_0176 So that‘s why he did Strange Magic and other projects? No, if you don‘t happen to be the one who literally betrayed him after decades of partnership, i‘m sure he wouldn‘t say no to working with you.
KK was given a license, or two, to print money, and promptly shredded them. Also remember, Disney absolutely butchered "John Carter of Mars" so badly that no follow on movies have been made. Although in Disney's defense, they were ABSOLUTELY the WRONG company to try to make those films, because per the source material (books) John Carter was nude from the first chapter of the first book until the seventh chapter, as well as other Barsoomians (Red, Green, White, & Black) being nude, or nearly nude through out the books. When John Carter meets his future bride, both prisoners of the Green Men of Mars, she is described as being nude, wearing only silks & harnesses. With the amount of nudity or near nudity in the source material, any true representation of it would require a film to be rated "R", something Disney doesn't do too often.
Dino Goldie Jeez, what an ill informed comment. When Disney was being run by creative people, not accountants, it worked within a capitalist system and was renowned worldwide for the quality of it's product. These included cartoon and live action films that you might have heard of Sleeping Beauty? Alice in Wonderland? Jungle Book? 101 Dalmations? They weren't remakes and they weren't the 5th sequel to a successful movie. These were original, brilliantly realised creative works. So your observation that capitalism by necessity was all about extracting the last few drops of lifeblood from a movie franchise before it dies reveals a chronic lack of knowledge about both the entertainment business and economics. Walt Disney always maintained the highest standards, he would be sickened to see what the money men are doing to his company's reputation.
I'm still of the belief that at 78, and Indiana Jones being born in 1899, that it would be more interesting to watch Dr. Jones take some time to go to the cinema and say, "Who is that handsome devil on the screen right now?" The walk out of the cinema with Star Wars on the marquee.
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I don’t wanna see Indiana Jones get ruined
Hey CD at least this disaster of a movie will result in an awesome South Park episode
#disneyhatesgood
just finished "Redemption". will be getting the rest. cheers!
This movie is is not going to be fine, I'm going away now...
"Who are you?" looks longingly into the sunset "Jones, Rey Jones."
You shut your face!
Followed by uncomfortable obligatory audience applause because the force is female, and you dont want to be a bigot
I hate you, take your like
(Cue Sam Neill Event Horizon scream)
yup, Rey Jones sounds about right.
You know Disney can't wait to show us that daughter we didn't know Indy had.
Oh absolutely. Black too. Not mixed. Full black.
Who is a black gay woman who is the daughter of a trans black woman and turns out Indy was a black gay man the whole time.
@@shrivatsa7759 Let's not forget she'll be in leg calipers and carrying 130lbs of extra weight.
Please no.
@@OkamiToge Write to Disney.
This gives me a new found respect when my parents say to me: "In my day, movies were worth watching."
Meh, go back and look at the "top-20 movies" in any given year. 99% of them are utter shit, let alone anything you've actually heard of. The problem with nostalgia is we only remember the good things, and not the utter shit surrounding it. The 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s had LOTS of shit. Good lord man, Red Letter Media has an entire CZcams channel DEDICATED to the 50-years of shit videography!
@@matthewbalsinger3238 you responded by saying "The problem with nostalgia is we only remember the good things" when the very definition of nostalgia is: a sentimental longing or wistful affection for the past, typically for a period or place with happy personal associations. Some movies (in the past) were actually great, so why dwell on the crappy ones??
@@cjdr.4145 Even most of the crappy films from the 80s and 90s were more watchable than the cringeworthy garbage being pumped out by Hollywood today. Maybe because most of what is churned out now are just crappy remakes of those 80s and 90s films but lack anything of what made them good in the first place.
Its fan boy cinema. Fan films are well... shit. So now you have fan films backed by Hollywood money, which makes for expensive blockbuster... shit. These are the films made by people who love the brand. Story, characters, worlds are meaningless to them they just love the brand. Its star wars/ghostbusters/Indiana/predator etc etc its always good no matter what.
When the reality is well no it isn't. These are the people who clap in the cinema when they repeat a line from the original typically without any context or reason other than it was in the original. Who gush about how much they felt it when X happened even when X was so contrived it was almost laughable or pointless. The people who think being a fan of some franchise is a replacement for having an actual personality. Typically its best just to ignore it an enjoy the films of old as they were un-tarnished by a bunch of bad fan fiction. Movies are basically dead at this point, its just churn out content now quantity over quality.
Must be, all the big movies are remakes or reimagined versions of those old movies.
I mean, someone name an original movie from the last six years that will still be important 30 years from now.
"Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Correct Pronoun"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
🤣😂😂😂😂 if that doesn’t hit the big screen, they’ll probably make it a comic
If pregnant is a female need to base things on reality.
They’ll probably refer to Indi as they.
@@alessioleporati1478
Or simply "old (white) man".
It's okay for them to openly hate white men. They do it all the time. Heck, Waller-Bridge made a career from it..
Predictions:
• It will make a billion dollars purely on brand recognition.
• The professional critics will be either bribed or threatened to give it glowing reviews while its audience score on Rotten Tomatoes floats between 50 and 60%.
• They will kill off Indiana Jones in the dumbest way possible but idiots on Twitter will praise it for being "emotional" and say shit like "this should be taught in film schools."
• Knowing they can't make any sequels without Harrison Ford, they will start making prequels or spin-offs with Indiana Jones played by a younger actor and they will flop horribly, but we won't know how bad they're really doing because they will be exclusive to Disney+ and they won't publish their numbers.
Sounds legit
Sounds about right to me.
Small correction: they will be sequels staring the new female characters, not prequels. Can't let an opportunity pass by now can we?
I have a time machine and everything you said was exactly right. This was the best use of a time machine I could think of.
@@chrisjackson1215 Of course, of course! And we can't forget how the new lead female protagonist loves snakes and has extensive knowledge on herpetology!
Indiana Jones ended with the Last Crusade. Everything after that has been a mass hallucination…
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If this movie ends up like star wars i might only consider crystal skull to be a masterpiece xD
Does that mean we get to include the young Indiana Jones chronicles? Cuz phantom train of doom was my fucking favorite VHS to rent from the library when I was a kid
Na. The adventures of young Indy was cool, just nothing more with Ford please. Give him a rest and the fans too.
I didn’t think the crystal skull was that bad tbh I enjoyed it
What I loved about Indiana Jones, is the fact he was more than just an action hero, he was also an academic, Indy used his intellect to figure out puzzles, remembering ancient history, and solving problems, that requires wits rather than force. I would rather have another academic action hero, instead of Indiana Jones, he as good for his time, so it's about time Indy enjoys his retirement.
There was a made-for-tv series of films called the Librarian. I think there was a spinoff series based on it too.
Your comment also reminded me of a meme about Indiana Jones: "Indiana Jones, the greatest archaeologist in the world. Destroyed every ancient temple he ever entered"
Would you like Sheldon (Big Bang Theory) as our next academic action hero????czcams.com/video/sugq9CU3u0Y/video.html
@@goshkakoshka2902 reminds me of a drake.
Indiana Jones *IS* Harrison Ford and only him, the silhouette in the sunset, adventure on the horizon and a fedora on his head.
No other man or woman could pull off what Ford did, same with Solo, keep em as is and let them go on into legend.
Two young women dragging around an ancient Indiana Jones sounds like pure excitement.
Recast him in a movie with an incredible script and absolutely nobody would have a problem. Just look at Fury Road.
I don't know that I agree. I'd like to see other actors in the role, like James Bond does. Not that Ford isn't amazing obviously. But I feel the character can have some unique dimensions with other actors.
not in today's hollywierd. wyte male legends must be castrated and destroyed
@@donoimdono2702 Aye
Disney is salivating to hand the hat and whip to a 'more diverse' character
India Johannes
Indian Joanne
Star Wars wasn't enough for them even though it had so many alien species it's basically the most diverse cast ever
Shaqueeshia Jones.
No worries; they did that to Shia LaBeouf, and they just snatched it away the moment later.
A female archaeologist makes sense. Nobody digs up the past like a woman.
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OMG LMFAO
Lol!!
[Mortal Kombat voice] "OUTSTANDING"
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And to think,. this video is 2 years ago... Aged like fine wine
Watching this video again, 2 years later, after the Indy V movie has lost Disney hundreds of millions of dollars, and I can't help but think of how much money they would have saved if they had simply listened to the Drinker.
There will only ever be 3 Indiana Jones movies. It's that simple.
Indy had a good run. Theres more good indiana jones movies than Terminator movies.
no 4 was fun but it wasnt the Indy we know and love. No4 got away with it as a nice send off. but no5 will be a cash grab and legacy be damned
it will be interesting to see what happens in hollyweird now with pandemo and all that. It may just be cash grabs and who gives a F. that will be sad!
actually enjoyed the 4th one but i understand why it's not up there
a similar situation with terminator 3
@@Sixstringman of course Indiana Jones is a better series then Terminator. And I love terminator but I enjoy Indiana Jones so much probably more then Star Wars
I love Terminator 1-3 more than Indy movies but all the Indiana Jones are enjoyable and you can't say the same about the Terminator movies.
This movie is going to make The Kingdom of the Crystal skull look like the Shawshank Redemption.
That's what I'm counting on.
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500 yards of shit
Hypothetical question: if a 5th film were to be made, what are the ways they could ensure it actually ended up being good (e.g. casting, getting audience feedback, fewer supernatural elements, moral ambiguity, locations, violence...)?
This aged very well after seeing the new trailer
Yeah just from the trailer you can tell its going to be exactly how this video has predicted.
That obvious CGI is just awful.
@@stuarthanna8873 or you could stop listening to his ramblings and grow a mind of your own
@@edgarjacksby1402, so what do people with a mind of their own think about the movie?
@@seriouscat2231 on average, pretty mid, but for actual critical reasons, not whatever these incels think.
"Somehow, Belloq has returned"
Remember back in grade school when you'd make a cool paper airplane and fly it and no matter what grade you were in, there was always at least one girl that was obsessed with catching and destroying any paper airplane flown by a cootie riddled boy?
Now we know where these girls went when they grew up.
No. In my country the girls were the ones who were flying the planes and boys joined in later.
@@TheFourthWinchester You must be fun at parties
In my school, those girls were our teachers.
That girl was Kathleen Kennedy.
@@theguybehindyou4762
So your county/town use schools as landfills for incompetents they can't fire?
The iconic face melt scene from Riders of the Lost Ark was actually the prediction of us watching Indiana Jones 5.
If I'm tempted to watch the 5th film, I will remember the words "Dont Look at it Marion!!, Shut Your Eyes, No Matter What Happens!!"
Without the "It's beautiful" line!
I wouldn't watch it if they payed me $50, so no risk of facemelt here.
@@davidurbach7882 you got that right.
And the crystal shit of a movie!
You're spot on on this one. Clint Eastwood is going to be 93. He is still making films. But he stopped being Dirty Harry in his 50s. And he didn't play Philo Beddoe after the second Any Which Way film. He has always played characters that reflected his age and the frailties that come with aging. That's class. Why Ford is agreeing to play Indiana Jones again is a mystery.
You can't blame him. No one wants to feel irrelevant and forgotten about at that age.
I love how the Drinker did a whole section of this video with Indy either punching, or getting punched by, people. 😂😂😂
Indiana Jones and The Disney Corporation Executive Boardroom of Doom
Haha nice one
Isn't it now called the "boredroom"?
You might think its a good idea, but lets see if these 20 middle aged leftist femenist soccer moms think its a good idea and use whatever they suggest regardless of whether of not it fits the character or the script.
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Testosterone.
@@Sixstringman Well we need time travel boys to save Indiana Jones from Disney.
“Having thoroughly bulldozed Star Wars into the ground.”
Criminally true.
Dear John now pile some dirt on it and all si fi watchers can rest easy.
I'm sad
@Char Aznable alongside WB board of execs.
+Deep Kumar
She’s living in your head rent free. 😂
+Deep Kumar
Another butthurt man child taking out his frustrations on a successful woman. This is how you know you’ve hit rock bottom as a human being. 😂
2 years later...Indy 5 has yet to earn it's production budget after over a week in cinemas worldwide.
The Drinker was spot on.
I swear if they politicize Indiana Jones, I'm never supporting Hollywood again. The 80s was peek cinema with amazing heroes like Indy with no political agenda to push.
the one thing I can't understand is why none of Ben Shapiro's shitty movies can ever look this good...
Get Ready To STOP Supporting Hollywood! 😀
@@jeffe.9904 I am ready. But only supporting the good movies.
Well…
Lmao I think fighting Nazis counts as a political agenda
We've reached a new era where we have the ability to review movies in fine detail before they even start filming simply by looking at the production, directing, writing, and casting credits.
New meta. We're a whole dimension ahead of shit sites like rotten potatoes and every other npc review site.
Unfortunately it’s because they are that predicable. There’s no escapism.
- Yes, sadly we are, because identity politics killed creativity.
@SmashStomp Inc the infamous story wheel, was it?
Well the people who work on the movies wear their political and social views on their shoulders so it’s not hard to see where the movie is heading.
"How does it feel to live long enough to see all your favorite franchises go down in flames?"
- Red Letter Media
I'm 31 and it is already happening. How am I supposed to complain about anything 50 years from now.
“Alien” will be next, watch this space…
I clapped I clapped when I saw it
Thankfully, there are always new franchises to take their place. There are still good people in the world trying to make the right thing.
Not so much in movies tho, i've been gaming almost exclusively these last few years.
From someone who is that old, I will tell you: pretty crappy.
This aged like a fine wine.
Loved it when Indy told the President "Somehow the SS has returned" and everybody was baffled... scene gave me chills.
Harrison Ford is now older than Sean Connery was when he played Indy's relatively helpless old father in The Last Crusade.
Kathleen Kennedy? In what universe is her performance with Star Wars seen as sufficiently good that she is still put in charge of anything more complex than a shopping trolley?
Amen, my brother, you are preaching to the choir!!! She should be sent to China to see if she can destroy that huge money making giant like she's done with every movie franchise and film studio she has worked at or for.
It's deliberate. It's by design. They know what they're doing, this is all about pushing a sociopolitical agenda and subverting and destroying western culture. I'm getting tired of these comments that assume this is all stupidity or corporate incompetence, we need to move past this mainstream normie conservative phase if we are to defeat this people.
Because I truthfully believe that Disney has *no one else they can afford to pay to do this*.
OMG man your alive! Make some videos please :( Do something on genders. Flat Earth is dead.
Why would Harrison Ford sign on then. Is he broke?
We’re about to find out how well this video aged.
This is gonna be the never say never again of the Indiana Jones franchise. Completely different creative leads aside from the main actor
Indiana jones enters a historic tomb, and has to remember why he went in there
Probably a magical fount underground. He steps in. Show him the future. Starring a son whom he abandoned/didn't know existed. Turns out Indy is just a deadbeat dad, now. Then the son stabs him in the chest on some bridge and throws him into the frozen river below.
Sidekick Biden
Tomb Forgetter
Indiana Joe?
@@loganw6156 Wouldn't be surprised if Disney tried to spin Alzheimer's as a good thing. He forgets which tunnel to go down but it is the wrong one but the "right" one was a trap so he saved the day. F* off movie.
The thrilling adventures of Identity Jones.
Fkin good one mate 😆👌🏻
Brilliant!
...and the Kweendon of Gender Fluidity.
Buckled 🤣🤣
That's good 👍
This video has held up amazingly well.
“But I’ll tell you who is behind it.” *Kathleen Kennedy*
No, that’s not true, that’s impossible!
*insert Sam Neil scream*
Search your feelings, you know it be true.
Naruto Uzumaki: "Believe it!"
@@BB-fd2rf NOOOOOOOOOO! Nooooooo!
Why 'did' you tell me?
I have a theory that Kennedy is upset that her brother used to watch movies that she didn't like. So now she's destroying them as a form of petty vengeance.
That would make more sense than anything else.
ur actually not far off. they ARE trying to destroy culture
I have adopted that theory as well.
I think it's deeper than that. People like her seem to have a philosophy that human beings are blank slates entirely malleable to cultural messaging, because everything is a social construction. So you can program people with whatever you want and the hypothesis is that they'll bend because they have no inherent biological agency which fights back. And when she's proven wrong, and we reject her movies, it's easier to just write us off as racists than abandon her hypothesis, whereby she'd have to admit to herself the scary idea that maybe men and women have a pre-established essence.
RastaganTheGreen well put! Women and men are different and there's nothing wrong with that. Everyone has different strengths and weaknesses. You explained it perfectly when you said preestablished essence. These powers that be make men and women feel like their
natural feelings are wrong. Why isn't it ok to be a normal man or woman? If you're not gay or switching genders or think that's heroic you're wrong. Understanding and being kind to all people regardless of gender or sexual preference is great. No one should be put down. That includes
Straight men and women too. Wtf is going on. It's open season on males. This Kennedy woman seems like an asshole who's bad at her job
This video aged like wine :D
They did my friend, they did. I've been sober for nearly 4 years now but I just can't see a reason to go on. I always knew I'd die in a bottle of whisky. Cheers Drinker!
Well, hopefully they retcon this retcon in the future.
The Last Crusade was the final Indiana Jones movie. Anything else is simply Han Solos dreams when he is frozen in carbonite.
Heheh, more like a nightmare this time around
Just like the last 3 Star Wars 'film's'
Kingdom of the Crystal skull was the final movie. It happened. It's canon. Stop denying that it happened. At least it was more respectful what came before, unlike the sequel trilogy.
@@theunknowncommenter725 yeah for real id rather sit through 3 straight viewings of crystal skull than the star wars sequels 1 per year
I actually am very good with this assumption. Thank you for that.
The Indiana Jones character is now like all the artifacts he was trying to get. He belongs in a museum.
And they've been saying that since Indiana Jones in the last crusade
I see what you did there ;)
SO DO YOU. Throw him over the side!
Haa! Hilarious.
Disney won't allow that. Even after Harrison Ford is no longer with us, they will reboot the franchise. Then when that fails, they will wait a few years and reboot again. You know the mess that is the Terminator franchise with constant hard and soft reboots that just make thing worse? That's the destiny of every popular, nostalgic franchise.
My heart stopped at 2:42 and tears of great sadness streamed down my face.
You gotta give proper warning, Crit Drinker! :(
I think a cool spin-off series could star Karen Allen and simply be called "Ravenwood." It could be a kind of mystery-solver series, similar to "Murder, She Wrote," but not as stuffy. Marian could be going around the world, solving archeology-related mysteries.
Most of these guys that make remakes clearly never reflected on why necromancy is considered evil.
underrated comment
Wise words
Except it's not a remake. It's a sequel.
@@JadeRunner Making the elderly do young people's jobs is also evil.
@@JadeRunner Remakes and sequels are both deprived of originality to further profit, so same difference.
I miss the days when Disney was known for feature length cartoons and fun theme parks.
I miss the days when movies were worth pirating.
Pepperidge Farm remembers...
Ah, you mean when they provided entertainment and not indoctrination. Good times.
Walt Disney would be embarrassed of the current company that bears his name.
@Trey Stephens disney has been around since the 1930's. You don't know a world without them
The ancient relic that indy is looking for this time is himself...
Very prophetic. Most can see where things are heading with individuals like Kennedy and Waller-Bridge involved. I think we have another few years of this sort of garbage before studios go bankrupt or change direction.
This guy’s probably just told us exactly how the movie is going to pan out.
The plot has already been released. It's still nazis, and it has nothing to do with racism. So, so far, he's not exactly batting 1,000.
@@d3rrick10493 I don't think I've ever heard anyone say Nazis have nothing to do with racism.
@@thomashogan9196 Exactly Thomas. Not sure what DMartin is even talking about.
It can still be everything Drinker said and have Nazis. They're two dots about an inch apart. They're not hard to connect. The few remaining Nazis from the original movies see the rising racial turmoil in the states as a chance to resurrect their ideology. Or just stoke the flames because they're assholes. There, problem solved.
Someone reply to this comment when the movie releases so that we can tell him he was right
@@cainemarko5021 so a movie taking place at a specific time that had very much increased racial tensions, that doesn't use them as a central theme in the plot, but may POSSIBLY have them occasionally as a backdrop would be enough to offend some people? That doesn't come off as.. idk, slightly ridiculous? That's some real "SJW" stuff. It's the same thing people love to complain about, just with a polar opposite point. I mean, yes, they're beating a dead horse by putting an 80 year old actor back into a series that was very much finished well 30 years ago, but shouldn't that be the main problem? Not the fact that there might be some black people getting sh*t on in a realistic fashion? Ya know, like it actually went down. Do I think it's gross that these movies often milk that time or those themes for social justice clout? Yeah. Do I think it's such a big problem that it would ruin a movie for me? Not if it's done right. But i dislike movies for being bad, not for talking about points that I may not necessarily agree with, or points that may make me uncomfortable. If a movie offends you, or takes on a point you disagree with, you can always.. I don't know.. just not watch them. Crazy, I know.
When Kathleen Kennedy first appeared on screen I, literally, recoiled with revulsion and shuddered at the same time. You can't just do that to people. They could die.
At least KK doesn't have snakes for hair...yet.
🤣😂🤣👍🏼... I wish I could like the comment a thousand times!
Haha I had a similar reaction actually XD
Omg yes! I was looking for a comment explaining what I felt when I saw KK
Every time I see her name during the opening credits for Raiders I “boo” at the tv (not that I hate my tv).
I went to the Fathom Events big screen showing of Raiders this weekend. Great to see it on the big screen again after all this time. That is how I’ll remember Indy.
This video aged like fine wine.
I'm constantly reminded of one of the answer cards in Cards Against Humanity that reads "an old, tired, Harrison Ford that clearly doesn't want to be there."
Watch Lost in Translation as it was about Sofia Coppola's encounter with Harrison Ford in Japan when she recently married Spike Jones
I’m glad that Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale have been so thorough in making sure that Back To The Future never gets remade or rebooted
It really is a miracle. I'm so glad they haven't. It's up there with my favourite ever films.
Give time eventually they will die and when they do bet your ass Hollywood will rape that corpse 🧟♀️ .
Kids would just think it's a rip off of 'Rick n Morty'.
But, then Marty won't get her chance to see a bright future of empowered women and rightfully imprisoned male slaves, that are only useful for building things and reproduction.
@@gamingforever9121 Afaik they've made doubly sure that that won't happen.
Exactly, the joy of that character was seeing his adventures in his prime. I don't really care what Indiana Jones is doing when he's 70+ years old.
And no one wants him recast so please just come up with something new, for the love of all that's holy.
You called it! Rumors say that the test screenings have gone down horribly, and people are not too happy with a woke lady being handed over the whip.
The Last Crusade WAS the glorious send-off we all hoped for.
South park were right about it. It was a severe bumming for Indiana.
Yep. It was the absolutely perfect end to the trilogy.
Jup. But we gonna have another episode of Indiana Jones..... I can't wait till KK is gonna put 'the bad cis-white man' in it's place, use him for her gender swap as 'the fedora is female now' for some 'stunning and brave' Jane Jones, an agenda driven un-relatable, un-failable Mary Sue piece of scrapheap character and Indiana Jones is gonna be 86th at three quarters to make room for the 'new direction' of Indy Jones to 'modernize the franchise' -_- who tf is gonna watch this shit XD
Yeah, but Shia TheBeef as the next-gen Indy? Please no. Watching him act is like watching a kitten die.
There is a reason it was called "the LAST crusade"
Exec: "Are you sure Indy fans will want to watch this?"
Kathleen Kennedy: "Indy fans?"
Also Kathleen: "Who's Indy? Indie? You mean an independent something?"
This isn't even a joke, this exchange definitely happened irl
Exec: "Yes Kennedy, Indy fans."
Kathleen Kennedy: "Oh! You mean fragile, bigoted, Nazi white males? No.... We do not do that here."
Exec: *Facepalms* "If only you didn't have evidence of my.... vacation activities on a certain island... I'd so fire you right now >.>."
I've seen this stonetoss comic
Burgers?
This video aged like fine wine 👌🏽
So glad I came across this channel.
Harrison, you are the highest grossing actor of all time. You are worth a half billion dollars. Would it kill you to just say no to a movie that is going to demoralize an iconic character?
He won't be in it. Maybe some CGI.
He sold his soul a long time ago.
Damage done, at this point. We can grab our first three VHS tapes and hold them in fear like we seem to be, or just realize the good stuff will always be there regardless of how much voltage they try and shoot into this corpse.
He's not actually, but not being able to say no, has long been a problem of most actors whether they are reaping huge salaries or not. Did RDJ really need to do Dr. Dolittle? Did either Al Pacino or Johnny Depp need to do an Adam Sandler movie?
Admire them for there acting all ya want, that's fine, I love princess bride and Spinal tap.....doesn't mean Id want that Marxists parasite goon Rob Reiner within 1000 miles of me or my family.....but this is what they are! and its what they have to be because the subversion/infiltration process for media/Hollywood/academia/ politics etc is 99 percent complete...its done and it ain't coming back.
You know KK is desperate to get this greenlit. Her goal was to destroy Luke, Han and Indy. George and Steven's finest characters. It was her ultimate revenge for them taking her under their wing and giving her a career. How dare they.
I want her to be CEO of Disney. 😉
These characters all made her cry in frustration at the patriarchy when she was little....she's been stomping her feet ever since.
Maybe it was for daring not to take her seriously beyond a pretty face and coffee bringer.
@@guilhermehank4938 I think pretty face is a stretch! You sir are very charitable and deserve a fine wife!👍😇❤
@@Raven-qj8xk It has far less to de with her pretty face and more to do with her daddy being a Hollywood Judge who knows all the dirty little secrets of Hollywood VIPs.
You know it’s going to be bad when Spielberg and Lucas refuse to be involved with it.
I was really hyped when I saw the trailer then your video showed up
The recent years feel like a prolonged funeral for all the good old movies we grew up with.. hope this is over soon...
One good thing about all these remakes: they're saving me a lot of money.
😂 true
Ikr? I don't subscribe to Disney+, nor Paramount, no Netflix, etc., and I haven't seen a movie in ages, except for old DVDs I'm re-watching.
Truth
I don't believe it's a remake I believe it's a sequel. There's a big difference between a remake and a sequel.
Is there a difference when Disney’s in control?
This has aged like a fine, fine wine.
I can see Indy sitting at his desk saying: "The bad guys are at it again! Quick, get me some young women to handle the situation!"
You mean young, diverse, androgynous women with obscure pronouns, the ability to expound endlessly on gender theory and identity politics which makes them more awesome at everything they do than any sort of training ever could, and single minded focus on smashing the patriarchy who, it turns out, are the real villians of the movie.
“This isn’t working! We need a sassy black woman right now!”
@@redaethel4619 oh hayyelll no!!!
Oh hell no!! Please leave us Indiana Jones!! At least for my son's sake 🙏🏽
I just doubled back, August wrote a porn scenario in the header.
_Indiana's Bones and the Template of Greed_ would be my suggested title.
We are all forgetting something, this director directed Ford v Ferrari and Logan and is also a writer for the movie, as long as Disney higher ups leave him alone he will at least make a movie at resects the franchise.
@@andrewlechner6343 He won't be left alone. This movie will be terrible.
Probably, but I'm an optimist so hopefully it turns out well. Will still wait for reviews before deciding weather to seeing it though.
@@andrewlechner6343 Kathleen Kennedy is in charge. I can't muster any optimism.
@@andrewlechner6343 The reviewers are almost entirely shills. All this low quality crap gets an aggregated 80-90 percent on Rotten Tomatoes.
In The Last Crusade, I’ve never seen a more beautiful ending to a movie ever…riding off into the sunset forever, to a glorious John Williams tune. It was gorgeous! In my humble opinion, this was actually the last Indiana Jones movie.
How well this aged.
I don't know what would be worse, Harrison Ford making this movie or Harrison Ford dying before he can make the movie so they can insert him into it digitally and have their way with him in ways even he wouldn't agree with.
Dear god no 😭
Scariest comment here. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I think the latter would be worse.
Don't give them ideas! It bad enough to see him trying to act at the age He's in, but seeing a younger CGI version of him after he died is way worse.
What stops them from doing both?
It's fucking terrifying how on the money this video was 2 years ago. EVERYTHING happened just as Drinker said it would.
They wouldn't do that to Indy
Flashback of Kylo killing Han Solo
Nah it'll be fine
But it won't be fine.
@@ghostpunkkilla "But it won't be fine" in Morgan Freeman voice over . 😁
If Darth Emo was Han and Leia's kid then there must have been a baby switch at the rebel maternity ward.
The only good thing to come out of the sequels was the few scenes between Kylo and han in force awakens and rise of Skywalker
How the HELL was Kylo the son of Han and Leia? Look at that face. Jar Jar and Salacious Crumb's love child I think
I got a bad feeling about this. They will do a Kenobi on Herr Doktor Jones if Disney can help it.
This video aged like good wine.
If Ford stars again he'll be older than the archeological artefacts he's chasing...
appreciate the essentially 8 minute montage of every punch thrown throughout the trilogy
Notice the lack of Crystal Skull punching by Ford. If i remember right, Indy used the whip exactly once (in the warehouse) and never actually fired his Webley?
The Drinker's right. He's too fucking old. Look at him run in TFA, ffs.
Was looking for this comment to see if anyone noticed. Hilarious to see just how many times Indy throws a punch. Drinkers trying to tell us something with these edits 🤣
It’s 2023 and your fears were and are justified
Remember when you used to be excited when a new movie would come out? Now I say “Oh no, what are they going to do this time?”
The amount of “ahh hell”, “oh noooo” and “ cmon, NO!” My neighbors heard while watching this has to have them wondering.
They probably already know you’re a bit strange by now if that’s what you are doing loud enough for them to hear.
“Is he watching an old trump speech?”
Not really. It's a very common sign of the times. If anything, they might have wondered briefly, "What fresh hell is this?"
@@plbenton social reject moment
Disney: "Lets see just how many franchises we can buy and then shit on."
+Maarek Steele
Maarek Steele: “ Let’s see how much I can bitch and moan before I realize my opinion on anything doesn’t really matter.”
So true
@@razorwindrazor3981 Your opinion on his opinion also doesn't matter, ironically.
@@razorwindrazor3981 You say that as if your own opinions were worth any more of a shit.
Answer: all of them.
Trailer just came out a few hours ago...
Oh, shit.
Watching this after the trailer... you were pretty spot on
"Come on Disney, we have other franchises to ruin" - Jafar voice.
Mesa think darth jar jar has replaced the mouse okey day
Nien, truely the house of mouse has aligned against Indie with the Feurer adolf Hitler! The last crusade left one loose end. Now he’s back.... with the power of the crystal skull! From the nazi moon base!!!!! In the Sixties! Identity politics was a red herring! Someone get Sir Sean Connery!!!!!!!
@@chasjetty8729
As sad as I am that Connory's gone I'm very glad that he can't see this.
South Park was right they straight up raped his (Indy's) character in Crystal skull now they're coming back one last time to desecrate his corpse.
Thank goodness connory's character got to die and not be involved with any of these last two movies.
@john doe
If you think they won’t use aliens to resurrect that poor Englishman’s ghost using cgi from scraps of Connery footage they own, then you haven’t see what they did to a princess long long ago but not far enough away from the mouse.
But the new whiny Jaffar, not the intimidating original powerhouse.
It's co-written and directed by James Mangold, the director of Logan, Walk The Line and Ford V Ferrari. I don't see any reason for this movie to not be good with him behind the camera and the amount of talent he has. He's probably one of the best director working today and Spielberg passed the torch to the right fiimmaker
If I had my way I'm bringing back Short Round, there's no reason why that kid didn't grow up to follow in Indy's footsteps. "That's Dr Jones to you lady!"
If this ever becomes reality it will make Crystal Skull look like a masterpiece.
Just like the 3 Star Wars prequels are now masterpieces
@@juliem6696 yeah they look pretty good compared to the shit show the sequels were. I've never thought that episode 1 would be so far away of being the worst star wars movie. But i honestly don't care much anymore. I won't watch indie 5 in the cinema and if more people simply would do that, they maybe would stop shitting all over beloved franchices. At least they had to pay for it. But sadly the "i watched the last jedi 5 times and it's still bad" crowd will make sure disney can do whatever the fuck they want.
Yeah, every time shitty sequels come out, the fanbase backtracks their opinions on earlier disasters. Star Wars prequels, Metal Gear Solid 2, and now likely Indiana Jones.
Totally!
@@danielperkins7255 "B-But you just don't get the hidden subplot behind MGS2!!!"
Yes, it was a VR mission where you played as an edgelord against a bunch of other edgelord knockoffs while pretending to be the next guy who was pretending to be the next Big Boss who was trying to be the next Boss when in reality the true hero of the series died 45 years earlier.
The fact that Lucas and Spielberg don't even want to be 100% involved speaks volumes!
right? they did such a wonderful job with Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
Do you forget that Lucas has retired?
@@Snarflelocker it’s better than the sequel trilogy
@@joshuaholland5279 oh, 100%
I'm rewatching the prequels now, and they're just a couple edits away from being ok. AoTC is actually a decent film when you watch it with the deleted scenes. They really gutted it of any depth.
The new trilogy is so splattershot that it's hard to even call it a trilogy. It's shocking. Should've just made a Thrawn trilogy, instead.
@@nd_0176 So that‘s why he did Strange Magic and other projects? No, if you don‘t happen to be the one who literally betrayed him after decades of partnership, i‘m sure he wouldn‘t say no to working with you.
This guy called it!!!
man nailed that...i mean it was obvious but still
The title of this video is basically all you need to know about the idea of a 5th Indiana Jones movie.
Disney is officially the eye of Sauron, constantly searching for cash grabs and franchises to devour.
Disney has been evil for decades, they're just hiding it poorly now.
Hahaha spot on
KK was given a license, or two, to print money, and promptly shredded them.
Also remember, Disney absolutely butchered "John Carter of Mars" so badly that no follow on movies have been made. Although in Disney's defense, they were ABSOLUTELY the WRONG company to try to make those films, because per the source material (books) John Carter was nude from the first chapter of the first book until the seventh chapter, as well as other Barsoomians (Red, Green, White, & Black) being nude, or nearly nude through out the books. When John Carter meets his future bride, both prisoners of the Green Men of Mars, she is described as being nude, wearing only silks & harnesses. With the amount of nudity or near nudity in the source material, any true representation of it would require a film to be rated "R", something Disney doesn't do too often.
You menaexactly like every single other business within a capitalist system? Well imagine my shock if a movie studio is all about making profit.....
Dino Goldie
Jeez, what an ill informed comment. When Disney was being run by creative people, not accountants, it worked within a capitalist system and was renowned worldwide for the quality of it's product. These included cartoon and live action films that you might have heard of Sleeping Beauty? Alice in Wonderland? Jungle Book? 101 Dalmations? They weren't remakes and they weren't the 5th sequel to a successful movie. These were original, brilliantly realised creative works. So your observation that capitalism by necessity was all about extracting the last few drops of lifeblood from a movie franchise before it dies reveals a chronic lack of knowledge about both the entertainment business and economics. Walt Disney always maintained the highest standards, he would be sickened to see what the money men are doing to his company's reputation.
Holy accurate predictions! I need the lotto numbers, please!
I do have a little hope for this next one because it will be made by James Mangold. I very much like his work
Dont be optimistic this very much seems like a cash grab.
I suddenly want to rewatch The Last Crusade.
They named you after the dog?!?! Haha!!!!
It’s my favorite 🤗
I think that's their end agenda. Promote the sales of their former or newly acquired properties.
You have chosen...wisely
@@gabrielhersey5546 “Thats his name. Henry Jones Jr.”
As usual, Drinker ends it on the three words that Disney most needs to hear.
"Go Away Now"
you mean, "Go away. Now!"
No Disney needs to hear the last words Sarah Connor said to the terminator in terminator 1 "you're terminated fucker"
This is why I love your channel. You speak the truth Sir.
I'm gonna cry, this is the last bastion of keeping my childhood solidified and Disney may ruin it.
Same. If Hollywood gives Indiana Jones a send off, please do it properly and with no political/feminist agenda.
I'm still of the belief that at 78, and Indiana Jones being born in 1899, that it would be more interesting to watch Dr. Jones take some time to go to the cinema and say, "Who is that handsome devil on the screen right now?" The walk out of the cinema with Star Wars on the marquee.
That is brilliant
Then...why just not wait until 82 for him to go to movie about himself?
LOL....was he looking at LUKE SKYWALKER then???😄
@@kulwantrandhawa3766 No han solo
He took a drink from the Grail in The Last Crusade, so who knows...