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The Critical Drinker
United Kingdom
Registrace 20. 09. 2006
I drink and I say things. I'm here to deliver reviews, breakdowns and analysis on modern entertainment media. Expect a healthy dose of sarcasm, biting criticism and low-functioning alcoholism.
See my second channel Critical Drinker Live for extra content and livestream uploads.
See my second channel Critical Drinker Live for extra content and livestream uploads.
The Dumbest Scene In Movie History
Sometimes to really appreciate the scale of a disaster, you need to break it down a little. So it back and enjoy as I examine a key scene from Rebel Moon Part 2 - possibly the dumbest 3 minutes in cinema history.
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Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warfare - Decent But Disappointing
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While it might not have been the all-action extraveganza promised in the trailers, and definitely not one of Guy Ritchie's better films, Ministry was still a decent WW2 adventure movie. But could have been so much more. Want to help support this channel? Check out the Drinker Merch Store: drinkershop.com/ Check out my books on Amazon: www.amazon.com/Will-Jordan/e/B00BCO7SA8/ref=dp_byline_cont_p...
Rebel Moon Part Two - Please Make It Stop!
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Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon Part 2: The Scargiver, by Zack Snyder, is the most Zack Snyder movie that ever Snydered, and that's not a good thing. Want to help support this channel? Check out the Drinker Merch Store: drinkershop.com/ Check out my books on Amazon: www.amazon.com/Will-Jordan/e/B00BCO7SA8/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_ebooks_1 Subscribe on Patreon: www.patreon.com/TheCriticalDrinker Subscrib...
The Battle For Warhammer Has Begun
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In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only The Message. Well, it was only a matter of time before they came for Warhammer. Games Workshop's recent decision to alter the lore of their game universe has opened the floodgates, and there will be demands for more. Believe that.
Civil War - Sound And Fury, Signifying Nothing
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Well, talk about disappointment. I'd hoped Alex Garland's new thriller would have given us a gripping story filled with interesting characters, but instead what we got was a bland, empty collection of scenes with no strong story to tie them together. What a wasted opportunity.
Fallout - It's A Blast
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I didn't have high hopes for this one, but I must admit, Amazon surprised me with Fallout - a pretty decent adaptation of the best selling game series.
Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire - It Is What It Is
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Going straight from Godzilla Minus One to The New Empire was quite the change of pace, but was it worth it? Is it possible for a big dumb monster movie to be just a little too dumb, or should you just switch your brain off and enjoy? Let's find out.
Thank You, And Goodbye...
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So I've been thinking about this for a while, and it's time for a change.
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire - Bustin' Makes Me Feel Bad
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It seems the Ghostbusters sludge pipe is now fully open, and its time for the next instalment - Frozen Empire. But how does it stack up against it predecessors? Let's find out. Want to help support this channel? Check out the Drinker Merch Store: drinkershop.com/ Check out my books on Amazon: www.amazon.com/Will-Jordan/e/B00BCO7SA8/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_ebooks_1 Subscribe on Patreon: www.patre...
Road House - Just... Why?
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Another day, another remake of some old classic. And in this case, it's the 1989 action thriller starring Patrick Swayze. And after watching all two hours of it, I just have to ask... why?
The Acolyte - The Message Is Strong With This One
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Another day, another crushingly mediocre Star Wars product from Disney Lucasfilm to consume. Let's get this over and take a look at the first trailer for The Acolyte.
The Drinker Recommends... Shogun
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There's nothing else for it but to say... Shogun is a superb TV show, and I'd recommend it to anyone into action, drama, historical epics or just good old fashioned adventure. Go watch it now and thank me later. Want to help support this channel? Check out the Drinker Merch Store: drinkershop.com/ Check out my books on Amazon: www.amazon.com/Will-Jordan/e/B00BCO7SA8/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_ebook...
Damsel Is Hilariously Bad
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Tired of traditional heroic fantasy? Sick of all those toxic men with swords? Wish the damsels in distress could darn well rescue themselves? Well then, I might have just the movie for you. Want to help support this channel? Check out the Drinker Merch Store: drinkershop.com/ Check out my books on Amazon: www.amazon.com/Will-Jordan/e/B00BCO7SA8/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_ebooks_1 Subscribe on Patre...
Oscars 2024 - Has Hollywood Finally Been Humbled?
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Awards season is normally the time when Hollywood becomes its most insufferable, opinionated and self-important. And yet this year was surprisingly... normal. No big shocks, no political posturing, no tokenised award winners. Has Hollywood finally learned its lesson? Let's find out.
When Gamers Fight Back - The Sweet Baby Inc Backlash
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Its no secret that games companies here in the West have been embracing The Message more and more with each passing year. And it seems at last that gamers have had enough and decided to fight back against it. Want to help support this channel? Check out the Drinker Merch Store: drinkershop.com/ Check out my books on Amazon: www.amazon.com/Will-Jordan/e/B00BCO7SA8/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_ebooks_1...
Dune Part Two - The Movie We All Needed
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Dune Part Two - The Movie We All Needed
The Iron Claw - Brutal, Poignant, Brilliant
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The Iron Claw - Brutal, Poignant, Brilliant
Madame Web - The Best Movie Of The Year!
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Madame Web - The Best Movie Of The Year!
Deadpool And Wolverine - Will It Save Or Destroy Marvel?
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Deadpool And Wolverine - Will It Save Or Destroy Marvel?
Why Movies Are So Expensive (And How To Fix It)
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Why Movies Are So Expensive (And How To Fix It)
Reacher Season 2 - Bigger, Bolder, Better?
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Reacher Season 2 - Bigger, Bolder, Better?
Why Modern Movies Suck - The Curse Of Multiverses
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Why Modern Movies Suck - The Curse Of Multiverses
The Drinker's Top 5 Underrated Sequels
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The Drinker's Top 5 Underrated Sequels
Zack Snyder Slow-motion Rice 😂
“It’s a sequence of superficially cool, but completely incongruous stuff lumped together” And this is Zach Snyder’s style summed up perfectly.
This might be a stupid question, but is anyone else baffled that this is about Rebel Moon part 2? Not cause it's bad or whatever, but because i seem to have missed everything about part 1, i genuinely for the life of me cant recall if i've seen any promotional material of the first film.
You can play your intrument without seeing easily any pro.coukd.close his eyes and still play
You didn't mention the clearly fake poundland-quality beards.
Congrats on 2,000,000 . Take a break!
Nah zacks one of the best directors out there problme is hes trying to appease his woke masters ..batman v supermen to me is the best superhero movie ever . And justice league extended cut is awesome...its this woke shit ...he put a stupid cant as lead...
You know, in my 40 years of watching movies with Cary Elwes in them, I always thought his death in Twister was the dumbest that ever happened to him. Thank you, Zack, for changing that.
Thank you for doing gods work drinker. If I would've accidentally watched this shite, I probably would've spiraled into a deep depression and ended it all. Jeeesuuusss....
Im not interested in Rebel moon havent watched them and have no plans to do so but hot dam ..... you crying cause blind people can play instruments?
Maybe this scene will make more sense if it was played from end to start 🤔😂
Netflix is like Kathleen Kennedy in soft porn
I'm surprised Disney refused this script. It's so bad it would fit in perfectly.
Wait a minute, another man on the internet told me all Zack Snyders movies were great, so now I'm confused!
Decade ago, Mr Snyder was the only hope for DCEU, nowadays this story only make a smile on face. Greetings.
As a woman girl bosses make me feel small and trying to make us women perfect which is so bad. I find it so bad that movies and tv shows these days are making men look dumb and women smart.
Yeah, why am I not surprised at all that this dude is into WH40k?
The whole movie was dumb and, but still can't beat Blondie riding the horse in Lord of the rings TV show
The shade thrown at Mauler was fricken hilarious as someone who binges his videos daily as my only source of entertainment
Why are they wearing togas?!
Tbh I can get behind a feudal future type government. We still have absolute monarchies in current year. Saudi is the one that springs to mind. However there's a whole video arguably about whether Saudi is actually a functional nation state or merely an oil company with the state's monopoly on the use of force and which became thus to try to sidestep the Resource Curse. But yeah, the rest of the scene is boneheaded and feels like it was retrofitted to facilitate the plot.
It's really depressing just how shit movies have become... The whole industry needs a barium enema followed by a few hours in surgery...
Oh, never mind needing to see to alter their playing to the drama of the moment. You can play an instrument blind, but not blind and deaf, especially not in a group, and surely the splatters and screams would alert them to what’s happening.
Fully agree with your assessment. Very cool cinematography but story wise an assortment of plot holes and unrealistic action. Perhaps for his next soggy toast movie he should hire some actual writers that have a sense of reality.
I do want more cool black dudes. He does look like a cool black dude. I'm pretty sure the movie is complete shit so I don't want to watch the movie to find out if he is cool.
Nice Illumanati head bags....Do they sell them at Target?
i truelly don't know how you guys manage to watch trash like these and better yet analyse it afterward. i mean it's like doing an autopsy on a pile of dogshit.
Yeah i have skipped both part 1 and 2 because maybe im a sinical bitter man these days but i get my entertainment from people tearing media apart, it's just a little bit more fun. 🍻
I long for the day that Snyder would accept that he is a good DP and that is enough for him
WELL AFTER SUCH A GLOWING RECOMMENDATION.....😂🎉
If you find anything negative about Zack Snyder's work, that makes you antisemitic Putin lover.
I love Sabu
My favorite part is when the princess says to scargiver "I scargive you scargiver" and scargiver procedes to scargive the fuck out of there, no scars given.
You don't have to be able to see to play an instrument. Plenty of blind people play instruments, and do so quite well.
Legend has it the hooded band is still playing
lol this is the biggest rip off of 40k it’s hilarious
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This steaming pile masquerade of a film set a new low. Mind-numbing...
lol
You should try find some good things in this film, that's the challenge dear Drinker🙃
Diagetic, as used in Tosca.
the guy with the bag on his head isn't even holding his bow correctly. he has one job, is featured prominently, and it looks like he is holding it in a fist. the other orchestra members do a better job at least
I have another great example of "diegetic sound"! That ipod product placement in Blade 3
You can play music without seeing. Reacting to what's going on around you, though, not so much.
Actually musicians can easily play their instruments without being able to „see“ them… even playing together isn’t a problem. It’s all feel and muscle memory. Question is if the actors perform somewhat realistic movements and actions on their instruments… that’s often wildly overlooked in movies. Cannot assess that from the video… didn’t look too shabby though. Also this is a string quartet, not an orchestra… apologies for the know-it-all attitude 😂 Entertaining video as always!
Hahahaha
Is Zach Snyder from California? It certainly seems that he is. Southern Cali is producing many people with extremely low IQ's. Not just the entertainment industry, but even the government.
The plot of Seven Samurai is really simple when you break it down and we've seen it adapted many times in different genres and both the big and small screen and the fact that this movie can mess it up so bad is a real shame even Battle Beyond the Stars which is a bit campy/cheesy was able to pull it off and probably with a smaller budget than they wasted for this.
this "movie" needs a snyder cut!
2:59 you took the words out of my mouth yet again!!! If Netflix paid Zach Snyder to make these movies, then they should have no problem paying me half that to make one movie!!
Once again the Drinker does the work so we don't have to. Shouldn't you get a Victoria Cross for your acts of bravery to save us all from such tripe?