Making THE WORST GAMES - Game Dev Tycoon EA DLC strat Is A Perfectly Balanced Game with No Exploits
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- čas přidán 19. 04. 2021
- Game Dev Tycoon is a fantastic management tycoon video game where you have to try and run a game developer whilst not going bankrupt! It might sound rather difficult because if you make the worst games your going go bankrupt fast as no one would buy a bad game! Well introducing the EA DLC strat! Because today the spiffing brit will be making the worst games possible by mirroring the game development strategy of electronic arts! Thats right prepare yourself for 1 million copies of fifa being resold with as much DLC as possible! Because why make a good game when you can just make a terrible game and plaster it with micro transactions and DLC! I personally cant wait to create the perfect game! Not a game with straight 10 scores but rather a game that creates millions of DLC revenue! So today The Spiffing Brit will be discovering if GAME DEV TYCOON is a perfectly balanced game or if the EA DLC strategy only challenge which causes an infinite money glitch is overpowered. So sit back relax and enjoy this funny montage of a mad english chap as he exploits games for your entertainment.
This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
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Title: Making THE WORST GAMES - Game Dev Tycoon EA DLC strat Is A Perfectly Balanced Game with No Exploits
#funny #montage #Exploit - Hry
"The sky is the limit" isn't a compliment when it's a space game.
This is my new favourite comment on CZcams
Lmao
Lmfao
Lmao
Lmao
Fun fact: all of the dlc for the sims 4 costs almost a thousand dollars. EA has a bad rep for good reason
And almost all of their contents (seasons, pets, magic...) were offered almost identically in both The Sims 2 and The Sims 3 at similar prices. So they're effectively reselling the same DLC for each game. It's kind of a joke actually :D
Damn, like 100 bucks more than paradox games(I have spent too much money)
steamunlocked comes up clutch
@@elizabethstevenson9707 yup. They gutted mechanics included in previous base games when they realized people might pay to get them back. Bastards
@@lennaymaboyyy4848 I used it until the Reddit mega thread confirmed viruses on it
"How did the dlc make more than the game" *points at the Sims*
Even after all those DLC-s it manages to be boring.
@@Notmyname1593 it is actually quite fun for a bit. then you start feeling bored
Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus died for you
@@Fit4C heretics Sky Spaghetti is the one true God!
@@Fit4C no thanks,but i bealive jesus as a prophet👍🏻
I like how you completely ignored the popup of the intern asking for more money. "If I don't acknowledge your existence, I don't have to pay you"
*The reason why the new Skyroom became a masterpiece was because Gaben finally managed to count to 3.*
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Imagine being called Gaben.
But you only need to be able to count to 1 in computer sience? ;-)
Hahahaha..ha..ha...
(cries)
@@JustinRed624 Justin R are you Justin Y's evil twin? Your name and pic make it seem that way.
If EA games were a person, it'd be Mr krabs
"Money me boy!"
Mr. Krabs cares for his workers and clients, unlike EA. Don't insult the crab, man.
Here you are and here I am
If EA were a person, hes dead as fuck if i see him
*_ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR KRABS?_*
His depiction of EA is.... painfully accurate.
I used to work as a QA Analyst for EA Games.
I apologize to everyone.
They are definitely incompetent. I say that because when they released the fifa 2021 & updated their support page online somehow MY mobile number has been used.
Iv had this number for 15+ years, it took me a long time to work why all of a sudden I was getting hundreds of calls & answer phone msgs. 🤬
@@snooganslestat2030 It actually would have been funny if you started responding to the calls as if you were working for EA - be unhelpful, rude, and/or incompetent. I don't think it would possibly harm their reputation, however, since they already have a bad rep.
@@snooganslestat2030 bro, you could make bank. Maybe see a lawyer if you have any resemblance of proof.
Apology accepted
Your acting as if they would listen to any of your concerns anyway, literally everyone on the QA team could say the game was completely broken and they'd still release it
"Might piss off your fans."
Well the good news is, we have no fans, come on, this is EA.
I suddenly understand their business model on a whole new level...
"It never was, and now again"
There's so much shade here that I got the chills.
@@thespiffingbrit You mean the Game industry isn't doing thing's perfectly and the consumers just don't know what they are talking about?
@@thespiffingbrit We're here for it!
@@thespiffingbrit I show these masterpieces to my fellow QAs from the testing department. And they love it! God help they love it so much!
🎵 "Let's all laugh at an industry / that never learns anything / tee hee he" 🎶
@@thespiffingbrit Keep making them. They are good!
Ah yes you know what i love more than a British accent? and extra Britty Brit accent
How many zubs can I gain from this comment?
Current 4.32k:
@@DavidTurner2 bot
Haven’t seen u for a while
And 5 kilograms of tea
So many F'ing of th sounds confirmed.
"I bought the Horse Armor for Skyroom. Too bad there's no horses in the game to put it on. But still--totally worth it."
Lol
I got hooked on skooma in that game..🤣😂
You almost played the truest EA run, EA doesn’t actually do bug fixing ☕️
yes
Nonsense, the bugs are sold separately as DLC
@@stormlordeternal7663 Right
@@stormlordeternal7663 DLC that is at MINNIMUM 3/4s of the games actual price
Those aren't bugs there value added features
This seems more like a historical accurate parody about the game industry.
Parody???, I thought this how things happened...
@@Emmafem98 Well he left out the part where EA begins using that DLC blood money to buy out smaller companies, drain them and simply leave their shriveled husks in the trash bin while making those developers work on FIFA Micros for about a year before they are retrenched so they can save money... So yeah a parody... goodness that got a bit dark....
@@darkmagpiestudios8222 lol, it is what it is.
Don't feel depressed, let's enjoy the good ones 😉.
You mean documentary right?
thats exactly how I took it.. it was spot on perfectly done. Intentionally or not :)
>"Who doesn't want to watch Miis get decapitated?"
>Text-based
I think we might have discovered why it fell short.
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@@eonnephilim852 "10/10 Has something for everyone"
- IGN
@@eonnephilim852 you win this one, game designer
@@eonnephilim852 god damn that was brutal
Ah yes, Wii Death Resort, the VN
Increases the graphics of a text-based game
*A masterpiece.*
Dwarf fortress graphics are so good that I felt illiterate
@@Turisteiro291 the colours are so bright I can’t play it and everyone talks about it so I feel bad like I am missing out on something big 😭
@@chattychatotchannel You can change the color set with Lazy Newb Pack. "Graphics" tab, then "Customize". At the bottom you have colors, I personally use Lee_V2, but Dawnbringer is rather nice as well.
*writes the whole game in Comic Sans* A masterpiece!
different colors!
I get the feeling that this was _supposed_ to be a parody video, but you accidentally discovered that the "utter contempt for your audience" scam actually works.
hey
"you see that dimension, you can visit it. the sky is the limit"
i think a space game would be the only one where the sky isn't the limit
Maybe the sky is the limit but from the other side because your vessel isn't rated for atmosphere.
To actually get to space you have to get the dlc
It’s funny cuz he said it would be larger than the last Space civilisation game released but the last space civ game that was released was literally infinite
3:23 only EA can make a space game where the skies the limit
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@@hugoehhh 👉
@@knownas2017 👊
@@miko5742 😥
The limit to how much money they want you to spend
"The dlc made more then the game did"
Have you seen the Sims4
Thankfully no. I may be slow but even I spotted THAT scam.
Or a Paradox game
@@grimslayer8499 Yeah, I agree. The thing is though, Paradox games are actually fun, enjoyable, and challenging to play. I'd rather purchase those DLCs than the Sims DLCs.
well sims is actually fun , if u "play" as a pirate.
Who wouldn't pay 400$ for the Sims?
I love how he makes a high graphics text based game
Graphics are perfectly balanced with no exploits
cacaview isn't too bad (if you still count that as text based)
Technically visual novels fit that description
I guess he made adom or dwarf fortress. Wait it was space flying simulator. Then it was probably aurora.
Gotta get that beautiful Comic sans font.
Brit back then: Breaking videogames.
Brit now: Breaking the videogames inside other videogames.
Perfectly balanced, as it should be.
Naw, nothing got broken in this video. If he'd been releasing consistent 9-10 rated games, then sure, but if this video had gone on for another 30 minutes, the company most likely would've gone bankrupt.
@@rebeccaschade3987 Maybe that's truth, but I couldn't miss the joke.
Spiffing Brit is evolving :)
quantum exploit
Todd Howard is laughing because spiff made a video on his entire career with knowing about it
It’s a documentary!
Normally it's "without" in such a sentence but "with" makes more sense here.
I swear to god I live for this man's amazing Acronyms. I will make sure to implement the P.E.N.I.S strategy next time I release a game.
With that game-to-DLC profit ratio,...this AIN'T EA...
*pulls off mask*
THIS IS PARADOX.
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasnt for a bunch of nerds and their doggo
nah it's definitely EA, have you seen the dlc prices for the sims?
@@vibes_4225 *Looks at EU 4 DLC*
@@totalwar1793 looks at any Paradox game(except ck3 and imperator)
@@Curri95 It is still a future fir CK3, so many possible DLC!
"But he basically found a way to sell NFTs before NFTs even existed!" Truer statement has never been said.
*stares at CS:GO*
Yeah, pretty much. Seeing as basically every skin is also practically unique due to how that system works.
...and worth stupid amounts of money...
Except without the unnecessary complication, just getting right down to the core of "selling a proof of ownership certificate that you can look at"
@@AtomicArtumas its actually a little different. Take an example of digital picture NFTs. The jake paul nate Robinson knockout image sold for a lot of money recently. That picture is not like a csgo knife. Anyone can produce an exact, pixel perfect copy of that shot just by screenshotting that image but you can't replicate a csgo knife in csgo. You can in private servers but others won't be able to see the knife. Owning the original image doesn't really matter in case of digital images because anyone can fully replicate it unlike owning famous paintings that cannot be 100% replicated. It's just the case of rich people buying things just because they want to.
@@rikittu yes but you're forgetting gaming NFTS that are awesome.
@@murlocholmes4684 axie infinity rocks!
game dev tycoon is a timeless classic
@@thespiffingbrit I'm sending this comment to the devs.
I'm sure the devs got a bit of catharsis out of making the game. Some of the mechanics are very self-aware.
10 bucks, a lot of replayability, a simple yet enjoyable gameplay... Yup, a small masterpiece, but still a masterpiece.
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Greetings fellow legendary
Well, if your dlcs make more money than the games themselves you should have called your studio Paradox interactive.
You could probs get EU4, HOI4, Stellaris and Vic 2 (all with all dlc) for less than sims 4 with all dlc
@@juicy342yt4 almost but eu4 has $600 worth of dlcs whilst sims 4 has $800 which with the $500-600 of the other paradox games definitely beats the sims.
@@Tdelliex paradox have sales often, cutting that cost down to like £30 for base game + DLC
@@juicy342yt4 They'd still cost more combined
Or just call it train simulator
"We have no fans, come on, this is EA." best part of the videos
Next video: Skyroom 3 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game with No Exploits
"Graphics are for the promo materials, not for the actual video game" 🤣🤣🤣
Because of the state of AAA games for the past couple of years, this made me laugh hard.
This video is the most brutal, well-crafted satirical takedown of the game industry I've ever seen. Kudos.
"The sky is the limit" is a pretty damning review for a space sim :(
Just imagine KSP version where you spend weeks building a rocket, but it hits the solid sky and explodes.
“Making the Worst Games”
“EA”
Oh the title makes a lot more sense
FIFA 69
They still make some good games tho, just think of "it takes two". It's been good
@@jmooroof1769 Fifa 76
@@ChulioRCHulio I am surprised he didn't just make The Sims 2 and spend the next ten years releasing DLCs.
@@Oblithian and don´t forget - DLC for DLC! Animalclothes for you Animal DLC oh yes. the true EA experience!
Spiff is now Legally obligated to supply me with a copy of Bloat Citizen
It's going to be amazing, we just need to keep buying ship dlcs until it releases...
Keep an eye out for it sometime before the year 3k!
*fine print* this contractual agreement does not extend beyond your natural lifespan nor may it be transferred to any other people, creatures, or inanimate objects through any means. SpiffCo assumes no responsibility in the event that you are unable to survive to the actual release date.
I love that he even developed the games like their real counterparts
hey
I love how he just mixed like 5 different game studios and still made thousands of dollars lol.
i'm disappointed spiff didn't play as the even more famous gaming company, AE.
Indeed. He also didn't make FAFI which we know is vastly superior.
When Field of Battle?
@@Oblithian you forgot EoiA
Somewhere in the game tycoon universe, a CZcamsr named The Biffing Sprit is exploiting EA games
I love how this implies the existence of a country named Spritain in that universe
@@Ekigane The Spri'ish Empire is perfectly balanced over there
3:21 "The sky's the limit, Ladies and Gentlemen"
That was a superb joke
Ah yes, DLC for an Atari
"Mediocre games still create incredible amounts of money when you don't really have any investment into them" - I see you've also heard about Steam Greenlight
I'm pretty sure Spiffing Brit is the secret CEO from EA
it would explains a lot
Looks like its time to re release Skyroom 3 every 5 years with slightly altered graphics, and items but keep all the bugs. Literally a money printer that would drain small nations of their currency.
"The good news is we have no fans come on this is EA" that made me laugh because of how true it is.
If theres a documentary of "Gaming industry in 2nd+ decade of 2000s" it'll be this video right here.
I never thought of ingame cosmetics as NFTs, but that's a surprisingly accurate description
You forgot to rerelease skyroom3 over and over! 😂
What will they play on their smart fridges?! 😂
Having 230 hours into this game since it was released, I am not sure why this simple game is so addicting.
"The sky is the limit" but i tought it was a space exploration game...
Ea: we will make horse armor dlc!
Spiff: finds a way you make it give him unlimited money without even trying.
I remember ridiculing that DLC. Little did we know that was just the tip of the iceberg
@@XxXMrSisterFisterXxX sad thing becouse of stupid society this was most selling dlc:/
We've gone well past satire and hit straight up mockery at this point :D My cup of tea and I salute you, Spiff.
You know its EA when the game is cheaper than the DLC
**sims 4 starts up in the background**
I cant believe "sniper camper" flopped, its exactly what the people want!
LOL
grandma approved
Even the
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acronym?
@@tccasanova Especially the PENIS acronym.
Ah yes, releasing DLC for a game made pre internet.
Great video, you should have re-released Skyroom 3 across every console to see how it did compared to Skyrim
I knew as soon as I saw the title there would be a skyrim game lmao
10 “this was refreshing! no exploits to exploit, just Spiffing brit being his silly self and doing tons of satire in a fun playthrough.”
- random internet person
I love when Spiff does Game Dev Tycoon. It's like it's a mental health exercise mandated by his therapist (read: Yorkshire Tea Gold).
I absolutely loved this video! Watching you purposely make the worst games imaginable in Game Dev Tycoon was hilarious, and the EA DLC strat you used was a stroke of genius. I was on the edge of my seat as you struggled to make even a single penny from your terrible games.
"I have no idea how stupid poor people are. What's easier than having the money? I mean, you only need to buy it!"
What are you quoting?
@@Mikemk_ Some character from a French movie said this. He was a young and wealthy noble, gay iirc. He got all his money from the ancestors. So-called "old money". His family was known for this wealth for ages.
No idea what was the title.
Spiff just roleplayed Paradox Interractive...
Cries in leviathan
Not just enough dlc’s
I thought the Bloat Citizen would take you some more time to polish and the whole point is to not release the game ever. How could it be released so fast.
Oof
"we need to bug fix the game"
that's not the EA i know
That should be a tod howard quote "4 times the space, 20 times the simulation" love it
"It's mostly going to be copy and pasted dungeons" lmao so accurate. Sometimes there are dragons that come along when you are in a difficult battle as well.
"lets iron out the bugs" said no EA employee ever.
I'm surprised to see how well Fifa 1 did considering it came out on the Game and Watch in this alternate universe
No explanation of exploits means this actually is a perfectly balanced game.
coming in 3 months: Creating my own Software company in real life Is Perfectly Balanced with No Exploits
I absolutely loved it ! You work so great on that company showing exactly how it operates using another game - I think that's a world first
I'd like to get my hands on that save game and see what else I can do with that company
I wonder Spiff secretly owns EA, this simulation runs exactly like in real life to be coincidence.
I like how Ubisoft also uses the P.E.N.I.S technique
Exploit idea: When I first played this some time ago, I believe the quality of your game was judged based upon your average previous scores. So ... what would happen if you spammed out the worst game possible a few times in a row, then actually put a little effort into the next? Would be interested to see if it works.
Skyroom 4 with a testimonial like Keanu Reeves could be even sell more!
I feel like this is exactly how EA develops their games.
Great inside vid
Last time i was this early, 100 stat man was conquering europe
I remember that vid 🤣
long live glitterhoof, he is immortal afterall
He was so powerful he broke his own save file. I really wish we could have seen him conquer more of the world.
Fun fact - skyroom3 is Morrowind IRL so yea, it was 10/10
EA: "We put basketballs into the sims. Just basketballs. $9.99"
My girlfriend: "Shut up and take my money."
My guess: these are just sets of animations and lack any physics?
I can't believe that EA didn't spend millions to make the Frostsource engine, and then use it for all of their games
I can't wait to play Skyroom 3 with newly added lootboxes!!
Don't forget timesavers for all the chests you'll find🙂
Correction: Surprise mechanics
9/10 times the lootbox is actually a mimic that you don't get any loot from. This is the latest innovation in surprise mechanics to make them even more surprising.
Can’t wait for the Fall Out and Skyrim videos! lol the Todd Howard references are hilarious
I tried playing Game Dev Tycoon a while ago, but after struggling a bit I remember looking up some info and finding out that to really min-max the profits in the game you can't do something like really try to make great games - as if you do, the gaming public 'gets used' to that quality and judges your future releases much more harshly for it.
While there's some logic in that, gameplay wise it makes it far less engaging if your strategy is supposed to be "let's not actually try our best here and intentionally aim for 6s and 7s instead of 9s and 10s".
i think that the funniest thing ever is that the person who is ranked #1 for the fastest never click speed-run actually clicked the cookie 15 times.
EA uses this game as their tutorial platform for their new dev interns. Factually correct.
I love how you make videos and roast companies and people. It's glorious.
I feel like Spiff releases these whenever a game dev or publisher does something to piss him off, and I couldn't be happier.
The anachronisms in this game are kinda funny. You're developing text-based games for 8-bit machines but you're not using a custom engine? Back then each game basically was its own custom engine. You have DLC and patches? How?
Still fun though.
I’d love to see you try and exploit the similarly named “game dev story” app - it’s decently complex and well built, and by my father’s word it is possible to have your game win grand prize on the very first year - though I have NEVER seen it happen!
One of your funniest and most entertaining yet. I was laughing so hard I almost choked on my earl grey !
DUDE. I'm a new subscriber, (love the content btw) but when he asked to like, the like button GLOWED. Coolest thing I've ever seen.
I just realized how old this game is, i thought it was 4 years tops. *[A burning memory starts playing in the background]*
Don't forget to make your demos extremely restricted and only available for one day for a few hours. Everyone will love that.
This game consumed me of so much time and i get anxious just by watching this video
Can't believe that you actually made me wanna play this game. 🤣 It's on my wishlist now on Steam...
what a fantastic bit of satire
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That killed me
This video reminded me of Game Dev Tycoon, and I instantly got excited. I made a Rhythm Action game for kids called Party Bard that got me out of my garage, and then when I was low on cash in the office I made Plasma Serpent: Ferrous Cog which got a perfect 10 rating
6:45 SpiffingBrit predicting the coming of PalWorld😂