Startup Company IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Scamming = Infinite Money Glitch

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  • čas přidán 27. 09. 2020
  • Startup Company is a fantastic game dev tycoon game / web dev tycoon game where you get to manage and expand your own startup company and develop the worlds next hit start-up website ideas! Now there is a correct way to play a software and development company simulation and release your very own websites and compete against other companies. We however have the advantage of the infinite money glitch to give us a bit of a big advantage. So today The Spiffing Brit will be discovering if Startup Company is a perfectly balanced game or if the Scamming only challenge which causes an infinite money glitch is overpowered. So sit back relax and enjoy this funny montage of a mad english chap as he exploits games for your entertainment.
    This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
    Spiffing Brit Crusader By - @Jes_Draws
    Magestic Merch: freshmerch.fm/collections/spi...
    Patreon: / spiffing
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Discord: / discord
    title: Startup Company IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Scamming = Infinite Money Glitch
    Last Dev Exploit Video: Software Inc IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - GAME DEV = Infinite Money Glitch
    #funny #montage #Exploit
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Komentáře • 6K

  • @apexbrachydios5385
    @apexbrachydios5385 Před 3 lety +2556

    I love how you did legally distinct names for everything and then just "Skype"

  • @lucasmartin6335
    @lucasmartin6335 Před 3 lety +2138

    "Chris Roberts isn't made out of money, he is made out of loans" God damn that hit me hard

    • @alphahawk325
      @alphahawk325 Před 3 lety +52

      Are you having a good day

    • @jrrootbeer6336
      @jrrootbeer6336 Před 3 lety +54

      Complement

    • @thrwawyacct
      @thrwawyacct Před 3 lety +25

      At least you're not paying 40% interest on a 1 year loan of peanuts, like this fucking game has going on. If only we could all pull stunts like The Spiffing Brit in real life...

    • @georgejuddgj
      @georgejuddgj Před 3 lety +7

      nice comment

    • @adamlev9566
      @adamlev9566 Před 3 lety +7

      You make incredible tea.

  • @Skylarking2013
    @Skylarking2013 Před 2 lety +1033

    could you imagine how confused the employees at trickstart would be after putting in no effort and surging the company to the fortune 500

  • @astoshanstuerm9475
    @astoshanstuerm9475 Před 3 lety +198

    Workers: "This is terrible work conditions I am so unhappy."
    Spiff: 2000 dollars
    Workers: "Best PLACE I HAVE EVER WORKED"

  • @Sraye
    @Sraye Před 3 lety +3539

    Trickstarter: Like Kickstarter, but more honest.

  • @TheWOOFinator1337
    @TheWOOFinator1337 Před 3 lety +711

    "Twatch is under a DDoS attack", no I think that's just the people trying to log in to your -1 servers.

    • @ebentually
      @ebentually Před 3 lety +52

      Yes, I think, that's an excellent observation.

    • @dylanhodgson7605
      @dylanhodgson7605 Před 3 lety +16

      Ah very good comment. Have a cup of tea

    • @adamlev9566
      @adamlev9566 Před 3 lety +10

      You make incredible tea.

  • @capuducul
    @capuducul Před 3 lety +822

    Star citizen backer since 2012... this feel like a documentary.

  • @thecrazycapmaster
    @thecrazycapmaster Před 2 lety +907

    The amount of sarcasm and sass throughout this episode is absolutely lethal 🤣

    • @workingdemofirsttime4838
      @workingdemofirsttime4838 Před 2 lety +53

      Would you like a cuppa? I have bourbon biscuits too if you are inclined

    • @UltimatelyEverything
      @UltimatelyEverything Před 2 lety +23

      @@workingdemofirsttime4838 I'd love one mate thanks you kind sir

    • @billrobert3226
      @billrobert3226 Před 2 lety +10

      here's your compliment. I like your use of the word "lethal".

    • @parkerlreed
      @parkerlreed Před 2 lety +1

      Wonderful comment!

    • @hairypinapple
      @hairypinapple Před rokem +2

      Can i offer you a cup of tea in this trying time

  • @DocRobotnik_
    @DocRobotnik_ Před 3 lety +3727

    Star Citizen IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED EXPLOITS WITH NO GAME

    • @mudcrab3420
      @mudcrab3420 Před 3 lety +173

      Awesome comment

    • @TheMan83554
      @TheMan83554 Před 3 lety +88

      Technically true.
      The best kind of true.

    • @TylerSantinelli
      @TylerSantinelli Před 3 lety +28

      What I wouldn't give to play SC with Spiff.

    • @soulsearcher9620
      @soulsearcher9620 Před 3 lety +21

      @@TylerSantinelli maybe one day. You fabulous sausage

    • @ozwilliam4987
      @ozwilliam4987 Před 3 lety +38

      A perfectly balanced landing page with no game

  • @devilsmessanger
    @devilsmessanger Před 3 lety +530

    this documentary is terrifyingly accurate .

    • @hessmess7761
      @hessmess7761 Před 3 lety +21

      I like the sound of your typing

    • @Jonas-fr3yd
      @Jonas-fr3yd Před 3 lety +5

      You are right! If it was anyone to get it right, it was you. You beautiful person.

    • @TobiasKremer
      @TobiasKremer Před 3 lety +3

      SpiffCo documentaries are more accurate then reality!

    • @yaboi7239
      @yaboi7239 Před 3 lety +1

      compliment

    • @Flemdragon
      @Flemdragon Před 3 lety

      You want some tea?

  • @ninjashot37
    @ninjashot37 Před 3 lety +251

    I think Spiff has become too powerful he's somehow managed to create several polite comment chains with a single sentence. Well played.

  • @austinblackburn8095
    @austinblackburn8095 Před 2 lety +398

    This isn't even an exploit it's how the actual start up economy works in real life.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 Před 3 lety +3162

    "Hey boss, you know those little startup guys who are selling us their fancy new website? Well, they said they like our offer so much, they're willing to sell it to us again!"
    "What? You mean they have a second website to sell to us?"
    "No, it's the same website; they're just going to sell it to us twice!"
    "... What? I don't-"
    "And the deal has gone through! We just bought it again!"

  • @brendanhulse7439
    @brendanhulse7439 Před 3 lety +378

    Spiff might be the only person who can ask people to be polite in the comments and have it work

    • @leonevermore4819
      @leonevermore4819 Před 3 lety +31

      His strategy is infectiously effective.
      Also, your name sounds like a protagonist in an adventure novel. Endearing yet roles off the tongue. 😁

    • @azam.rashid
      @azam.rashid Před 3 lety +24

      @@leonevermore4819 Brendan Hulse, a strong and silent adventurer surviving the zombie apocalypse. His main goal: find someone to settle down and drink Yorkshire Tea with. 🍵

    • @Kranioklast
      @Kranioklast Před 2 lety +7

      Excellent comment

    • @szhou2513
      @szhou2513 Před 2 lety +8

      The power of Yorkshire tea.

    • @Hopgola
      @Hopgola Před 2 lety +4

      good comment

  • @mikestone6026
    @mikestone6026 Před 3 lety +406

    I JUST REALIZED! This is basically what Homer did in that Simpsons episode where he made a website. It did literally nothing and then he got bought out by Bill Gates.

  • @KatanaDen
    @KatanaDen Před 3 lety +295

    Organs 4 U's targeted demographic is Space Marines. "How many lungs are too many?"

  • @ItsDesm
    @ItsDesm Před 3 lety +885

    I backed Star Citizen, not for me, but for one of my great grandchildren. I'm hoping my account can be inherited though.

    • @Jackbusta
      @Jackbusta Před 3 lety +54

      You are an amazing person

    • @jaydencohen7700
      @jaydencohen7700 Před 3 lety +23

      Complement

    • @SaneNoMore
      @SaneNoMore Před 3 lety +67

      I gave SC $1000 when I was 43 years old. I am now 50 years old and it’s still in alpha.

    • @Colonel_Overkill
      @Colonel_Overkill Před 3 lety +11

      F

    • @paulsilagi4783
      @paulsilagi4783 Před 3 lety +30

      Nope, your money goes to the development, your great grandchildren will have to buy everything again

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess Před 3 lety +933

    Damn Spiff, how did you find Microsoft's plan after buying Bethesda this quickly ?

  • @g.paudra8942
    @g.paudra8942 Před 2 lety +129

    Legends said that "Galaxy Citizen" still in alpha for the next 100 years

    • @Skywarslord
      @Skywarslord Před 2 lety +11

      I like your joke! Here, wanna a cup of tea?

    • @ajojj
      @ajojj Před rokem +2

      @@Skywarslord I LIKE YOUR PFP WANNA A CUP OF TEA

    • @Lore_Guytest
      @Lore_Guytest Před 13 dny

      A compliment

  • @beavaerobravo4360
    @beavaerobravo4360 Před 2 lety +367

    I like how this accurately simulates human stupidity and how you can sell Hype and basicly everyone is just afraid to miss out MUAHAHHAA

  • @NerdyBernie66
    @NerdyBernie66 Před 3 lety +388

    Spiff: Should probably change the names of websites slightly.
    Also Spiff: We are gonna make Skype.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 3 lety +4426

    Like it or not, this is what peak capitalism looks like.

    • @TheDJayblue
      @TheDJayblue Před 3 lety +201

      I compliment your comment. Nice comment 👍

    • @DaroriDerEinzige
      @DaroriDerEinzige Před 3 lety +54

      Nice Comment!

    • @MrBlazenstein
      @MrBlazenstein Před 3 lety +82

      What a wonderful comment. Would you like a cup of Yorkshire tea?

    • @callumr1998
      @callumr1998 Před 3 lety +15

      Nice comment.

    • @rob5795
      @rob5795 Před 3 lety +13

      @@TheDJayblue I compliment your compliment

  • @Nerd-Power
    @Nerd-Power Před 3 lety +49

    “A win for civilized countries”
    Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

  • @aintheidot9111
    @aintheidot9111 Před 3 lety +183

    23:06 just to clarify things spiff, 234 ms is 0.234 seconds, not 2.34 seconds. Because milli means 1/1000th.

    • @Samopesh
      @Samopesh Před 3 lety +22

      Thank you for clarifying, I didn’t know that and now I know something new thank you I hope you have a nice day🙂

    • @randomgamerperson4042
      @randomgamerperson4042 Před 3 lety +1

      i like your clothes

    • @webcrawler8244
      @webcrawler8244 Před 2 lety +1

      I thimk he meant to say kilosecond

    • @PsychOsmosis
      @PsychOsmosis Před rokem +5

      @@webcrawler8244 That would be deciseconds. 2.34 deciseconds. Pretty sure I'm now in a quite exclusive club of people that ever used this unit of measurement.

    • @samvimes9510
      @samvimes9510 Před rokem +4

      No no, it's megaseconds. The response time isn't 2 seconds, it's 2¹⁰ seconds because the server is running off a dial-up connection.

  • @mhelm7842
    @mhelm7842 Před 3 lety +239

    Alternate video title: "Spiff lampoons the internet for 30 min"

    • @intothegame9469
      @intothegame9469 Před 3 lety +10

      I agree with this! Beautiful comment :)

    • @liosstainer5698
      @liosstainer5698 Před 3 lety +4

      Wow that is a genius title, only a person as incredible and unique as you could come up with it!

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS Před 3 lety

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

    • @MyComputerJunkie
      @MyComputerJunkie Před 3 lety

      complement, ok!

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu Před 3 lety +1

      In fairness, he is essentially just generating userbases, and selling THOSE to a company that wants those users with a website that is at least good enough to keep people around (likely an internet forum set up in anticipation of whatever the buying company will end up actually making).
      I mean, its actually a fairly decent day's work by Spiff standards.

  • @grihoriko8800
    @grihoriko8800 Před 3 lety +504

    I like hows after Spiff message everyone polite and friendly in the replies, saying compliments and generally having a great time

    • @twaniboy11
      @twaniboy11 Před 3 lety +38

      I don't know what you mean by that. And I don't know if it's because of your bad grammar or my dyslexia.
      But I think you are beautiful anyway.

    • @grihoriko8800
      @grihoriko8800 Před 3 lety +18

      @@twaniboy11 well, I think my grammar is the issue, Im still learning, but I will be happy if you could help to fix my mistakes in that sentence, so I wont do them again :)
      And I meant that I like our community, cause there are not so many places around the internet, where everyone just polite and kind to each other, rather than raging about useless stuff
      So thank you for your compliment kind sir, I think you're amazing too and hope you're having a wonderful day :)

    • @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686
      @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686 Před 3 lety +14

      Your mom is nice

    • @thekingofming
      @thekingofming Před 3 lety +12

      Ya Mem's Ramen she is, and she wanted to know if you would like to stay for tea?

    • @kinokos8980
      @kinokos8980 Před 3 lety +3

      We do as sir spiff demands

  • @OzzyDaGoat15
    @OzzyDaGoat15 Před 2 lety +196

    I still find it funny how TSB replaced the crappy watermarks from the stockphotos sites with his own

    • @TheNormalToast
      @TheNormalToast Před 2 lety +16

      Yeah lol (here’s a compliment while I’m at it)

    • @pileoweirdness
      @pileoweirdness Před rokem +7

      I'm not fully convinced that he hadn't just shot the photos himself, just to save the trouble of removing the stock design

    • @notalostnumber8660
      @notalostnumber8660 Před rokem +23

      Considering stock photos are very cheap (a few cents really), I wouldn't be surprised if he bought the rights to the non watermark version and then added his own

    • @psyneur9182
      @psyneur9182 Před rokem +14

      I'm guessing he buys the photos (to avoid any legal issues) and then adds his watermark on them for the stolen stock photo aesthetic.

    • @brittanyjohnston8575
      @brittanyjohnston8575 Před rokem +1

      Would you like a cuppa in this trying time?

  • @thebestuser9765
    @thebestuser9765 Před 3 lety +258

    As someone who's playing Star Citizen. I approve.

  • @halodountsj7541
    @halodountsj7541 Před 3 lety +128

    "I dont even think skype in the current day is worth 800 thousand" lol that burn

  • @badvoodoo2097
    @badvoodoo2097 Před 3 lety +282

    Star citizen made almost 400 million dollars over the last 8 years and still never produced a working game
    I think I like it’s ethically balanced moral practices

    • @JablecnyMliko
      @JablecnyMliko Před 3 lety +32

      I hope you have a great day and drink some tea, you wonderful person!

    • @ThePandafriend
      @ThePandafriend Před 3 lety +18

      Except it actually is showing progress. That doesn't mean that I recommend buying it, I definitely don't, at least not yet and I find the way how it is financed quite silly tbh and it looks as if it's pretty close to a scam, but nevertheless it looks quite impressive. However you also need quite a rig for it.
      Personally I think that it became too big though. I mean the distances and size are comparable to real solar systems, which imo isn't beneficial. While real life sized planets are pretty cool I'd rather prefer a bit smaller more dense worlds.
      And some money was also used in quite wasteful ways.
      My brother (who has a sufficient rig) showed me some of it and while it's pretty cool I don't like its direction.
      Also I wish you a wonderful day, we shouldn't start a conflict over something silly like this. I just wanted to mention it.

    • @adamlev9566
      @adamlev9566 Před 3 lety

      You make incredible tea.

    • @BrownwaterSquid
      @BrownwaterSquid Před 3 lety +21

      @@ThePandafriend lol, no. It doesn't. It's a shit heap tech demo a decade behind now.

    • @deushamilton2607
      @deushamilton2607 Před 3 lety +5

      @@BrownwaterSquid You make the best tea

  • @krock2894
    @krock2894 Před rokem +60

    This is actually a viable business plan in the real world. I know ppl who just register domain names and sell them. They don't even come with a web page.

    • @xamrucs74
      @xamrucs74 Před rokem +8

      Well said you fantastic person, may I offer a cup of tea?

    • @krock2894
      @krock2894 Před rokem +5

      @@xamrucs74 of course!

  • @skyford3663
    @skyford3663 Před 3 lety +24

    “100% not a subtle jab” correct spiff it’s in fact an obvious sucker punch

  • @Ubersupersloth
    @Ubersupersloth Před 3 lety +507

    “Chris’s Repeatable Accurate Profits” should be “Chris’s Repeatable Amazing Profits” because its accuracy isn’t really a factor.

    • @thesilverspanch
      @thesilverspanch Před 3 lety +20

      You're obligatory complement is thus, "this is actually a good idea, accuracy is for chumps."

    • @timothybyrne9764
      @timothybyrne9764 Před 3 lety +8

      Good evening sir, care for a cup of tea?

    • @darkm007
      @darkm007 Před 3 lety +3

      I mean it's C.R.A.P. anyway...

    • @A1phaz0ne
      @A1phaz0ne Před 3 lety

      Good sir. Good sir! May I treat you to, a cup of coffee?

    • @artyd42
      @artyd42 Před 3 lety +1

      Tea has already been offered. Heresy would be offering Lipton instead of Yorkshire Tea Gold.

  • @MisterTingles
    @MisterTingles Před 3 lety +293

    Just like real life startups, it's just a wildly exploitative money grabbing scheme...

  • @Merudiana-the-local-demoness

    As a fan of Star Citizen who bought a couple of the cheaper ships, this is a completely accurate depiction of Chris Roberts and the project as a whole.

    • @martinjrgensen8234
      @martinjrgensen8234 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Outing yourself as a scam victim is brave. Wave the red flag if you need saving

    • @isadoracostahamsi163
      @isadoracostahamsi163 Před 9 měsíci +3

      That is a very good comment. Do you want some tea?

  • @Theorak
    @Theorak Před 3 lety +66

    I see no exploits, just a perfectly running start-up.

  • @ArthurLorente
    @ArthurLorente Před 3 lety +141

    I have backed this Star Citizen and this video attacked myself personally in so many levels
    10/10

    • @chaserowe6439
      @chaserowe6439 Před 3 lety +21

      im sorry, this is a lovely comment would you like a cup of tea

    • @ProtagonistVon
      @ProtagonistVon Před 3 lety +11

      It’s okay you fantastic person, have some tea.

    • @curtgavin7845
      @curtgavin7845 Před 3 lety +4

      I'm so proud of you for that glorious comment, if your ever in need of tea you know where to find me

    • @Unasinni
      @Unasinni Před 3 lety

      A warm cup of Yorkshire Tea Gold available from me to you for your comfort in those difficult times.

    • @danishgoose13
      @danishgoose13 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah feels bad when you're 2070 super cant run the game above 3 fps bc optimization am I right???

  • @jaxkommish
    @jaxkommish Před 3 lety +123

    "subject to the random whims of our server gods" .... so, basically like every other gaming platform

    • @ProtagonistVon
      @ProtagonistVon Před 3 lety +6

      Isn’t that the truth. You fantastic human being you, go get some tea.

    • @elmadicine
      @elmadicine Před 3 lety

      saucy point you make sir, well said

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome Před 3 lety

      Yes, exactly. Of course a Genius Expert like yourself would know It.

    • @yaboi7239
      @yaboi7239 Před 3 lety

      compliment

  • @user-cd4bx6uq1y
    @user-cd4bx6uq1y Před rokem +35

    Shoutout to this British man for supporting rising musicians with his organ business!

    • @shak5628
      @shak5628 Před rokem +9

      Good comment! Would you like some tea?

  • @roticet
    @roticet Před 2 lety +139

    What I find sad is that spiff says he is ripping people off while still offering better checks than I've ever received in real life. @Spiffing Brit, you hiring? Lol

    • @derkhan2205
      @derkhan2205 Před 2 lety +30

      That's such a great request! You are very smart and deserve way better payment!

    • @BertoxolusThePuzzled
      @BertoxolusThePuzzled Před rokem

      Spiff, HIRE THIS MAN!

    • @datpudding5338
      @datpudding5338 Před 10 měsíci

      How I ended up as an unpaid intern part 1:

  • @Zelinkokitsune
    @Zelinkokitsune Před 3 lety +81

    The instant you mentioned naming him Chris Roberts I fully knew what was going to be. Glorious.
    Use the flames to help brew more tea!

    • @pure_potato
      @pure_potato Před 3 lety +4

      A complement

    • @Zelinkokitsune
      @Zelinkokitsune Před 3 lety +2

      A complement for your complement

    • @adammudd
      @adammudd Před 3 lety +1

      This is a great point that I haven't even read. I hope you have a great life bro!

    • @petercook3706
      @petercook3706 Před 3 lety

      @@adammudd What a fantastic compliment!

    • @ailexx3377
      @ailexx3377 Před 3 lety

      Have a nice day you're a beautiful person

  • @Bggujh
    @Bggujh Před 3 lety +141

    The Spiffing Brit sold nothing for nothing on the shopping website.... that's like... infinite value... that's amazing.

  • @GeneralKenobiSIYE
    @GeneralKenobiSIYE Před 3 lety +52

    "Chris Roberts isn't made of money, he's made of loans." Oh my. That one hits close to home for most people I think. lol

    • @digitalnorth
      @digitalnorth Před 3 lety +5

      Here is your cup of tea you are a good gentleman

    • @bigboi1988
      @bigboi1988 Před 2 lety

      Hello there

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 Před rokem

      A certain former president, who is under investigation in multiple states, is most definitely made of loans.

  • @silverhawk2291
    @silverhawk2291 Před 3 lety +40

    Next week's headlines " Chris Roberts sells Star Citizen to Microsoft"

  • @mrj5256
    @mrj5256 Před 3 lety +35

    I just came here for a compliment.. Also the absolute shade being thrown is beautiful

    • @stogucheme
      @stogucheme Před 3 lety +6

      You have a nice username!

    • @SuperVoodude
      @SuperVoodude Před 3 lety +6

      Thank you for commenting and helping Spiff appease the algorithm gods! You are most generous!

    • @adamlev9566
      @adamlev9566 Před 3 lety +2

      You make incredible tea.

    • @Whinterfell
      @Whinterfell Před 3 lety +2

      I'd like to offer you a cup of tea. Yorkshire Tea Gold for all!

  • @HarleyMaebry
    @HarleyMaebry Před 3 lety +122

    29:56 “We can have up to 1.7 users!” Either someone’s lost 30% of their organs or someone bought and installed 70% more organs. Either way, this is now a horror movie instead of a scam. Organs 4 U!

    • @dingoes8mababy595
      @dingoes8mababy595 Před 3 lety +1

      😂😂 good one.

    • @amperekelvin5789
      @amperekelvin5789 Před 3 lety

      But you’re not a horror movie or a scam! Unless you want to be, in which case you are.

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS Před 3 lety

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

    • @tugzplays
      @tugzplays Před 3 lety

      @@jqsm1neS I'll take that, thank you.

    • @yaboi7239
      @yaboi7239 Před 3 lety

      compliment

  • @gogokowai
    @gogokowai Před 2 lety +32

    21:07 Ah yes, the true mindset of corporatocracies, paying workers for their work is just bribery.

  • @Cr1msonFir3
    @Cr1msonFir3 Před rokem +16

    As a registered user of Star Citizen I deeply appreciate the jabs at the development choices. Also think Spiff is secretly a backer 🤣

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi Před 3 lety +99

    I appreciate that all the comments in the comment section has replies and they are polite.
    This is a lovely community.

    • @kahnu893
      @kahnu893 Před 3 lety +10

      I'm really glad you said that and I hope your doing well.

    • @Gilhelmi
      @Gilhelmi Před 3 lety +7

      @@kahnu893 thank you kind person.

    • @missingnoo88
      @missingnoo88 Před 3 lety +11

      Can I offer you a cup of Yorkshire Tea Gold (TM) in these trying times?

    • @yaboi7239
      @yaboi7239 Před 3 lety +5

      compliment

    • @aaronfreeman8252
      @aaronfreeman8252 Před 3 lety +5

      No, you're lovely!

  • @RealDids
    @RealDids Před 3 lety +147

    Come on Chris Roberts, 200 milliseconds is not 2 seconds

  • @strictlypubg1410
    @strictlypubg1410 Před 2 lety +51

    I almost died when he sold that website twice THAT FAST haha. I just happened to be eating at the time and laughed and before you know it I couldn’t breathe 😂

  • @mattdunlop6056
    @mattdunlop6056 Před 3 lety +64

    "Release something while it is barely functional!"......this seems almost TOO realistic....

  • @MadnessIncVP
    @MadnessIncVP Před 3 lety +17

    So, regarding the first half of the video, i'd like to thank you for reminding me, why I should appreciate how capable your standard spam filter is.

    • @phraseology6858
      @phraseology6858 Před 3 lety +2

      Good day, you lovely lovely tea drinker! I LOVE your profile pic!!!

    • @ProtagonistVon
      @ProtagonistVon Před 3 lety +1

      Your username is quite lovely. Have some tea

  • @blackkaiser7757
    @blackkaiser7757 Před 3 lety +188

    No one:
    Spiff: 200ms are 2 seconds.

  • @gabebell924
    @gabebell924 Před 3 lety +30

    Game it out subscribers: "Hey I've seen this one!"

  • @dogebertduck2832
    @dogebertduck2832 Před 3 lety +13

    Who needs Star Citizen? *laughs in Elite Dangerous: Odyssey*

    • @platypus6810
      @platypus6810 Před 3 lety +3

      You are truly correct dear wonderful tea-drinking citizen

    • @hackergaming6372
      @hackergaming6372 Před 3 lety

      I should play that game more.

    • @danestrenton
      @danestrenton Před 3 lety

      I love ED but it is such a slog, is Odyssey any good? I know you can leave ships but why? What do you do off the ship? Look at it? Did they expand on the illegal activities you can do? Are there ruins you can explore?

  • @NeahSheMaeve
    @NeahSheMaeve Před 3 lety +104

    as a star citizen concierge i never agreed more with something that offended me so much.

  • @maybe5824
    @maybe5824 Před 3 lety +367

    Star Citizen is a perfectly balanced game with absolutely no game.

    • @carriehigh1879
      @carriehigh1879 Před 3 lety +23

      You look great today

    • @thesologoldfish
      @thesologoldfish Před 3 lety +6

      I played Star Citizen. You can't get out of the beds

    • @janheinzel9013
      @janheinzel9013 Před 3 lety +46

      @@thesologoldfish Your character realizes that buying the game was a mistake and has depression

    • @thevictor180
      @thevictor180 Před 3 lety +1

      would you like a cup of tea?

    • @SpeedyGg55
      @SpeedyGg55 Před 3 lety +2

      Your [insert compliment here]. I mean I did that cause you are [insert compliment here] not cause spiff told me too or anything like that

  • @machomanalexyt5736
    @machomanalexyt5736 Před 3 lety +17

    "Chris Roberts isn't made of money, he's made of loans."
    I couldn't come up with a more true statement if I tried.

    • @Kirply
      @Kirply Před 3 lety +1

      May you be complimented my good man or woman

  • @paulkielty8385
    @paulkielty8385 Před měsícem

    I only found this channel recently. I love it!
    Yorkshire Tea and perfect parody, what more can I ask for?

  • @beastmaster5209
    @beastmaster5209 Před 3 lety +49

    I like how twatch "almost" sounds like a naughty word

    • @Johnnythat1dude
      @Johnnythat1dude Před 3 lety +5

      That is good observational skills! Absolutely wonderful!

    • @blacksarlacc91
      @blacksarlacc91 Před 3 lety +5

      This comment is so good that I have to leave an compliment underneath it.

    • @smolwavingsnail9028
      @smolwavingsnail9028 Před 3 lety +3

      Oh snap i didn't notice It's almost as if it was done on purpose for comedic value

    • @BadDayLp
      @BadDayLp Před 3 lety +6

      @@smolwavingsnail9028 Do you want a cup of tea in this trying time?
      All of you are wonderful sausages.

    • @smolwavingsnail9028
      @smolwavingsnail9028 Před 3 lety +2

      @@BadDayLp I've just had one sport, but being a rather spiffing brit myself and actually hailing from the holy land of yorkshire itself I do sir feel obliged to accept your perfectly balance cup of tea good sir. Go easy on the exploits though

  • @davasg96
    @davasg96 Před 3 lety +56

    The Friend Zone should have been called Tea Meets Scone

    •  Před 3 lety +5

      Good idea old chap!

    • @benjaminbourdeleau5128
      @benjaminbourdeleau5128 Před 3 lety

      actualy it should be Scone Tea Dating (also called STD)

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS Před 3 lety +2

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

    • @yaboi7239
      @yaboi7239 Před 3 lety +1

      compliment

  • @erdrick8670
    @erdrick8670 Před rokem +8

    Is it crazy to anyone else that even with all his power, Spiff failed to make as much money as the actual Chris Roberts? By quite a margin too as spiff is down 400Mil before he catches up.
    Wild world we live in.

  • @ardillasecreta
    @ardillasecreta Před 3 lety +3

    I love the subtle hints...we all saw that coming when it was all a kick starter "product" with pretty pictures!

  • @zKaltern
    @zKaltern Před 3 lety +99

    Chris Roberts actually used this game as a training tool for RSI.

  • @EricBurns1
    @EricBurns1 Před 3 lety +26

    should've been "Dosney Minus"

    • @worldglobe8891
      @worldglobe8891 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Unit-kp8wm Indeed. You are very deserving of a cup of tea my good sir.

    • @aidenlopez732
      @aidenlopez732 Před 3 lety

      Talking a lot of shit for someone with such soft kissable lips

  • @Hitperson
    @Hitperson Před 3 lety +5

    a video so glorious i feel that i've somehow managed to watch it twice at the same time...

    • @TwoTonTaft
      @TwoTonTaft Před 3 lety

      Ha! I admire your dedication and persistence! You're an amazing person!

  • @ShooterEXE
    @ShooterEXE Před 3 lety +10

    Motivation package in every corporation: coupons, fruit mondays, integration party
    Spiff motivation package: 2,5k $ raise

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 Před 3 lety +42

    7:51 "That's not even a product; no one would buy into that!"
    *Kickstarter's unofficial motto*

  • @DauntlessAdonis
    @DauntlessAdonis Před 3 lety +77

    *PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*
    "Remember to be drinking your warm cups of tea! 🍵🇬🇧"

  • @remi.scarlet.
    @remi.scarlet. Před rokem +6

    Omg im dying… 😂😂
    “Organs 4 U” and then that stock photo.
    I cant stop laughing and he proceeds to talk about my “missing” kidney…
    that got me 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @toggerz7487
      @toggerz7487 Před rokem +2

      Your organs are functioning fantastically, keep on going!

  • @natecw4164
    @natecw4164 Před rokem +5

    The Star Citizen jokes have aged like fine wine.

    • @kramspeeder3029
      @kramspeeder3029 Před 10 měsíci +1

      absolutely.

    • @lucifersatan8240
      @lucifersatan8240 Před 3 měsíci

      Unlike the game, Which hasn't changed since the first line of code was written and the donation button added.

  • @lavaleader3455
    @lavaleader3455 Před 3 lety +97

    "The game default to Celsius"
    *shows UK flag*
    Sweden: Hol' up

    • @williamk.r.3303
      @williamk.r.3303 Před 3 lety +3

      You have a really cool profile picture

    • @AlunBridges
      @AlunBridges Před 3 lety +1

      Excellent observation, and I'm now holding on to this trivia gem.

    • @Dalzombie
      @Dalzombie Před 3 lety +2

      I don't get it

    • @minnumseerrund
      @minnumseerrund Před 3 lety +5

      @@Dalzombie Well, you're still appreciated and have a lovely singing voice. Thank you for being you.

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS Před 3 lety +1

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

  • @guillermomonroy7319
    @guillermomonroy7319 Před 3 lety +119

    Arguably, some real businesses are run this way too.

  • @Lyze
    @Lyze Před 3 lety +14

    This is so much the 90s-00 internet startup gold rush era.

  • @randomweeb2572
    @randomweeb2572 Před 3 lety +19

    my first time watching Spiff, and i'm having a really great chuckle!
    what a great content, Spiff!

  • @niall21
    @niall21 Před 3 lety +49

    Spiff: Metric system is the only one that makes sense
    Also Spiff: 200 ms is 2 seconds.

  • @SmorjaGrus
    @SmorjaGrus Před 3 lety +128

    Spiff: Sells skype for millions of dollars
    Me: Downloads skype for free on their website
    Stonks

  • @Jelissei
    @Jelissei Před 3 lety +1

    I love the community you built up! Well done and have a wonderful day!

    • @Alaskafunman
      @Alaskafunman Před 3 lety +1

      Want a cup of tea 🍵

    • @barone9653
      @barone9653 Před 3 lety +1

      You too great sir! And please don't forget to have a nice cup of tea

  • @testypresidentgaming
    @testypresidentgaming Před 3 lety

    This is absolutely the greatest video I have ever watched. Keep up the good content my dude

  • @alasdairsinclair916
    @alasdairsinclair916 Před 3 lety +84

    Spiff, I just want to say that’s milliseconds of ping, those people only had 0.4 seconds of lag.

    • @D1machaerus
      @D1machaerus Před 3 lety +15

      Your hair looks lovely today! What kind of product do you use?

    • @nympheanexus2006
      @nympheanexus2006 Před 3 lety +10

      That's still too long according to Google's search ranking, but a very astute observation! Have a Lovely day :)

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Před 3 lety +2

      At one point it went to 1.2 seconds (1200 milliseconds)

    • @phroggu
      @phroggu Před 3 lety

      Youa re such a kind person for noting this, have a nice day!

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 Před 3 lety

      We like 400 ping clearly

  • @kaballfs
    @kaballfs Před 3 lety +155

    Creates website. Has only landing page. Crashes every single day. 70k registered users. Email spam propaganda. Makes ~80k out of thin air.
    You may not like it, but this is what peak capitalism looks like!

    • @phraseology6858
      @phraseology6858 Před 3 lety +10

      Good day, you lovely lovely tea drinker! You seem to be a very smart potato! Be good to the outside world!

    • @kaballfs
      @kaballfs Před 3 lety +3

      @@phraseology6858 That's nice. Good day to you too.

    • @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686
      @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686 Před 3 lety

      U have big brain

    • @johanneskivikangas8710
      @johanneskivikangas8710 Před 3 lety +1

      It's not much and it isn't honest work.

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS Před 3 lety

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

  • @cobrakingofeart
    @cobrakingofeart Před 3 lety +49

    spiff: "post your compliments"
    me: 30° and 60°

    • @vilhelmvonbacon5019
      @vilhelmvonbacon5019 Před 3 lety +7

      You majestic sausage of a human being deserves a cup of yorkshire tea gold (not sponsored)

    • @peazeralus
      @peazeralus Před 3 lety +2

      Yes. Just.... Yes.

    • @davidtee5367
      @davidtee5367 Před 3 lety +2

      Haaaaaa.... Well I did see that coming, just as the Mayans foretold of 2020, the year of hindsight

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania Před 3 lety +1

      Blue and orange

  • @Memetrain-nc9ds
    @Memetrain-nc9ds Před 3 lety +5

    5/9/21 the glitch still works lmao. Thanks for this I am now Bill gates

  • @jaeusa160
    @jaeusa160 Před 3 lety +52

    I came to watch a video on exploits, not a documentary on modern game development. >:(

    • @jaeusa160
      @jaeusa160 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Unit-kp8wm Thank you, that was a kind compliment.

    • @SourOnionCream
      @SourOnionCream Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah i hate a when video games companies sell me Skype twice for 600 k

  • @LoDawn
    @LoDawn Před 3 lety +26

    British : yorkshire tea.
    Me : Home made tea.
    British : Wait, that's illegal

    • @zyrax4450
      @zyrax4450 Před 3 lety +5

      Very nice comment!

    • @therealnoodledog6660
      @therealnoodledog6660 Před 3 lety +1

      You are one sexy person

    • @2007Shockwave
      @2007Shockwave Před 3 lety +2

      At least it isn't coffee.
      *Said while holding a coffee cup*

    • @Perzyn
      @Perzyn Před 3 lety +2

      British Empire would like to know your location.

    • @marianoclerici3986
      @marianoclerici3986 Před 3 lety +1

      If you're from Yorkshire it could technically be legal, and that's the best form of legal.

  • @johntaft3458
    @johntaft3458 Před 3 lety

    As someone who likes the idea of Star Citizen, and the new tech they come up with to attempt their vision, I must say: This is a 100% accurate documentary Spif, keep up the good work!

  • @kylecarey934
    @kylecarey934 Před 3 lety +1

    Just roasting the hell out of every major web based company. This is why we watch your videos. Love you spiff!

    • @kokokretin
      @kokokretin Před 3 lety +1

      Hey friend, what a great choice of word selection. I hope you have a fantastic weekend and let me know if you ever need a friend.

  • @edgemastermork2268
    @edgemastermork2268 Před 3 lety +32

    I'm sure every time a game appears on this channel they start to worry

    • @AntonRudenko852
      @AntonRudenko852 Před 3 lety +4

      you're beautiful

    • @TheGoebel
      @TheGoebel Před 3 lety +4

      Excellent comment!

    • @HenryHarcsa
      @HenryHarcsa Před 3 lety +7

      Exactly the opposite, for small games like this one its huge boost in popularity

    • @ThunderExpress
      @ThunderExpress Před 3 lety +2

      Spiff is kinda of a free tester/advertiser xP

  • @autemsicarius
    @autemsicarius Před 3 lety +38

    Hoo boy, Spiff is really poking the hornet nest with this XD

  • @noname-sd1tc
    @noname-sd1tc Před 3 lety

    Your videos are so pleasant to watch. Thanks mate.

    • @Solutra
      @Solutra Před 3 lety

      your comment is epic

  • @jacobsweetser1878
    @jacobsweetser1878 Před 3 lety +6

    Just wanted to let you know that I procured some delicious Yorkshire Gold™ tea because of you, surprised we had it in the States at all.

    • @5stringsire
      @5stringsire Před 3 lety +2

      Your taste of beverage is admirable!

  • @movingparts6270
    @movingparts6270 Před 3 lety +134

    *Spiff:* "A win for civilized countries around the world!"
    *Me, an American:* "He-- nah you're right."

    • @SleepyPitou
      @SleepyPitou Před 3 lety +11

      Love what you‘ve done with your hair, looks great

    • @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686
      @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686 Před 3 lety +4

      Your head is beautiful

    • @firstname4097
      @firstname4097 Před 3 lety +2

      *liberian border conflict noises* (this is because liberia uses the U.S. Customary system too... :/

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS Před 3 lety +1

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome Před 3 lety

      You are American? What a Beutifull country! Say hi to It from me!

  • @BiohazardPsycho
    @BiohazardPsycho Před 3 lety +124

    So technically, you've made a company dedicated to building websites for other companies, while also serving advertisement for the website...
    In the form of annoying spam mail. But because you're selling the site, they aren't your customers for long, so who cares about the approval rating, right? 😂

  • @aaronzylla4932
    @aaronzylla4932 Před měsícem

    3 years ago. love it.
    Star Citizen is great and the jokes are funny! S42 by spring sounds great

  • @ruiptaurus33
    @ruiptaurus33 Před rokem +3

    the C.R.A.P method is amazing

    • @NVAfilm
      @NVAfilm Před rokem +4

      You are amazing 😊

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 Před 3 lety +15

    28:56 "We're up to level 90, which means we can have 1.7 Users"

  • @ash12181987
    @ash12181987 Před 3 lety +54

    Me, an Actual Star Citizen fan: *Standing applause*

    • @vitalik38815
      @vitalik38815 Před 3 lety +4

      Glad you understand, outstanding human being, keep on keeping on!

    • @Johnnythat1dude
      @Johnnythat1dude Před 3 lety +1

      This is a wonderful comment! You should be proud, I am proud of you!

    • @mauriceelet6376
      @mauriceelet6376 Před 3 lety

      me too. i have spend a couple hundred on SC. still enyoing a good pun about it.

    • @janheinzel9013
      @janheinzel9013 Před 3 lety

      @@mauriceelet6376 Is it actually THAT bad? My friend wants me to buy it but I feel like it's paywalls that cost hundreds of dollars locked behind a paywall of minimally 45 dollars

    • @mauriceelet6376
      @mauriceelet6376 Před 3 lety +1

      @@janheinzel9013 if you want to play the ships now you can get most of them with a little grind. not permanent bc update resets. i did it early on as a support. the problem that i have with SC is, that now they market new ships hard. of course its in the lore and stuff but honestly they should not make a cool fime and work on the game in that time.
      you can enjoy SC with only the starter ship but i would invest around 80$ or so to get an avenger titan. you have good cargo in a medium fighter as a good starter ship. the bigger fighter have huge draw backs if you dont want to fight all the time. you can also look into things like a smal crew ship but i would grind that in the game. I got my carrack and a coulpe of smaler crafts that i like. but in no means you "need" to buy them. id rather spend the money then play hours on end if the game comes out in some shape or form.

  • @Sebal007
    @Sebal007 Před 3 lety +4

    Honestly, this is realistic. After all you're not selling the product, you're selling the Userdata tied to your product. Just like in real life: Buy the product, grab the user data, trash the product. The only error here is, imo, that users are atracted by Frontpage only. Or at least a good frontpage is too effective,