How to break The USA Election So The Queen Wins - Democracy 4 Is Perfectly Balanced with exploits

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  • čas přidán 5. 11. 2020
  • With the us election in full swing I decided now would be the perfect time to break the usa election and america in general by playing democracy 4 and exploiting the systems in the game so that we have unlimited political capital allowing us to make sweeping changes like breaking the democratic elections and votes in america so that the queen can win! Thats right the queen is back baby and just in time to abolish term limits allowing her to rule for life over a new nation of tea drinking, queen praising tax payers. Honestly this is the craziest and funniest democracy 4 gameplay video yet as it turns out all you need to do to boost life spans by 66% is remove democracy and let the queen take over. I mean after all she is an immortal! This game is basically democracy 3 but with even more funny moments and a great montage of insane policy strategies that you can attempt to pull off like removing free press and installing mandatory brain chips now thats how to win any vote and election!
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  • @RTGame
    @RTGame Před 3 lety +9043

    I love democracy

  • @ericpraline
    @ericpraline Před 3 lety +3001

    „Did you do it?“
    „Yes.“
    „What did it cost?“
    „Nothing.“

    • @dumbname939
      @dumbname939 Před 3 lety +8

      @Skippstermcbuster Oh that’s a funny number. Michael Jordan’s career high!

    • @shivandragon2838
      @shivandragon2838 Před 3 lety +9

      Cool quotation marks are for cool people

    • @placeholdername8529
      @placeholdername8529 Před 2 lety +1

      『insert cool quotation here』

  • @drmadjdsadjadi
    @drmadjdsadjadi Před 2 lety +3337

    “Democracy means the right to vote for the Queen” - The Spiffing Brit

  • @xXImikoXx
    @xXImikoXx Před 8 měsíci +105

    Brit: "About 57% of the country didn't vote, but I'm sure that's fine."
    Me, an actual American who has lived through 9 Presidential Elections: "Yeah, no. That's... that's pretty accurate, actually."

    • @dontmisunderstand6041
      @dontmisunderstand6041 Před 6 měsíci +6

      If you actually look at the numbers, elections where at least half of eligible American voters actually participate are extremely rare.

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 Před 4 měsíci +3

      As an American I can confirm we are incredibly lazy and also weirdly Christian

    • @violetraven9440
      @violetraven9440 Před 7 dny

      @@hallway_revenant7919 yep I hope we start to see people get more active but right now things are pretty tense so I hope that dies down by the time people get more involved so we can have a healthy debate again

  • @Tacobell1384
    @Tacobell1384 Před 3 lety +2676

    Me: " What is Democracy 4?"
    Spiff: "Exactly, what is Democracy for?"

    • @Serahpin
      @Serahpin Před 3 lety +176

      Democracy in a nutshell: "Think of how stupid the average person is. Now figure half of them are dumber than that!" -George Carlin

    • @pamspray5254
      @pamspray5254 Před 3 lety +30

      Good pun, I approve.

    • @CJisnotmyname
      @CJisnotmyname Před 3 lety +11

      I love it

    • @yourbestfriendtm2668
      @yourbestfriendtm2668 Před 3 lety +3

      对啊螺丝民主

    • @Serahpin
      @Serahpin Před 3 lety +5

      @@yourbestfriendtm2668 This, but unironically.

  • @chrisppx
    @chrisppx Před 3 lety +9764

    Only the queen herself can live long enough to figure out who wins Nevada

    • @v.h.w.2580
      @v.h.w.2580 Před 3 lety +52

      Very true

    • @theawsomecool3080
      @theawsomecool3080 Před 3 lety +23

      Yes vary true

    • @akechijubeimitsuhide
      @akechijubeimitsuhide Před 3 lety +118

      The Winds of Winter gon release before they finish counting

    • @fenfrostpaws2000
      @fenfrostpaws2000 Před 3 lety +76

      @@akechijubeimitsuhide don't give me hope. I'm convinced R.R. Martin is just putting it off til he dies

    • @Jahoclave
      @Jahoclave Před 3 lety +39

      Press conference: I was wrong about how many outstanding ballots because I gave page count instead of ballots... Reporter: so you'll have it done faster. Dude: No.

  • @gilmadreth680
    @gilmadreth680 Před 2 lety +1717

    The fact that CZcams has put a "US Elections: Robust safeguards help ensure the integrity of election results" disclaimer under this video is just the icing on the cake.

    • @SuperPupperDoggo
      @SuperPupperDoggo Před rokem +67

      Yes yes, we do ensure the security of elections…

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 Před rokem +25

      There's a way to remove those stupid disclaimers

    • @dickartist
      @dickartist Před rokem +87

      If they weren't lying, they wouldn't have to remind us so much.

    • @dickartist
      @dickartist Před rokem +7

      @Will Swift simply mention the 2020 election

    • @rhodiumthunderbird
      @rhodiumthunderbird Před rokem

      @@dickartist if they were doing it unprompted then I would agree with you, but when the former president and a sycophantic subsection of the media are trying to say that the election was stolen from them despite there being no evidence and trying to overturn the democratic process, then reminders are rather necessary.

  • @VulcanTrekkie45
    @VulcanTrekkie45 Před rokem +1117

    "The Queen physically can't die." Well that aged well

  • @DarrylCross
    @DarrylCross Před 3 lety +1176

    Queen: "I need a way to increase my popularity among the peasants. I know, I'll attend the funeral of one of the officers."
    Minister: "But your Majesty; your wise policies have drastically reduced crime and none of the officers have lost their lives in the line of duty in a long while."
    Queen: "Did I stutter? Or perhaps you think a minister's funeral might make for better publicity"
    Minister: *gulp* "Y-yes, your Majesty! I'll make the, uh, proper arrangements right away!"

    • @giacintopaglia5265
      @giacintopaglia5265 Před 3 lety +61

      This is truly an overlooked gemstone of a comment. You sir, gain a like. Five stars!

    • @christianfreedom-seeker934
      @christianfreedom-seeker934 Před 3 lety +19

      Dude you have the beginnings of a hillarious Britcom started there! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love it!!!

    • @blazeytown4444
      @blazeytown4444 Před 3 lety +1

      Joever

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 Před 3 lety +10

      Life is meaningless to an immortal like Elizabeth

    • @shitlordful
      @shitlordful Před 3 lety +6

      Lets be honest, the funeral would be a tea party with the queen at attendance

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage Před 3 lety +12621

    "I'm sure that it'll probably have all happened by the time I actually release this video."
    *laughs in American*

  • @zandermacintyre6879
    @zandermacintyre6879 Před rokem +77

    I now have a distrust for any politician who drinks tea out of fear that there’s a British person In the sky controlling them

  • @The_fusion_physics_guy
    @The_fusion_physics_guy Před 2 lety +317

    "The richest company in the country paid no tax, that's fine..."
    Ouch, that one hit too close to home...

    • @helmersoft5205
      @helmersoft5205 Před rokem +1

      The rich pay by far most of the taxes in basically every western country.

  • @krustygaming5887
    @krustygaming5887 Před 3 lety +4996

    The queen hasn’t died because she hasn’t fulfilled the one true obligation of every British queen, invading France.

    • @krustygaming5887
      @krustygaming5887 Před 3 lety +245

      @Jamila Zakaryayeva yeah, that’s the prophecy, the English queen destined to conquer France is immortal, that’s why she is living for so long.

    • @totallynuts7595
      @totallynuts7595 Před 3 lety +135

      Well she was the queen during world war 2, wasn't she? She technically did invade Normandy...

    • @Genesis9217
      @Genesis9217 Před 3 lety +218

      @@totallynuts7595 She didn't begin her reign until 1952, during WW2 It was King George VI.

    • @totallynuts7595
      @totallynuts7595 Před 3 lety +160

      @@Genesis9217 crap... I think I've given away the fact that I'm a foreign impostor, have I not? Anyways, yes, the queen still needs to slay those baguette wielding pricks.

    • @jarodatkinson5306
      @jarodatkinson5306 Před 3 lety +65

      Edit... Genesis was right actually, it was her dad's armies etc that took France... The queen does indeed still need to invade France to be as kick ass as England's previous monarchs....

  • @ultrathinnmemes5951
    @ultrathinnmemes5951 Před 3 lety +1512

    Spiff: "I'm sure it will be over by the time this is released"
    Nevada: I'm going to stop you right there.

  • @seangriffin7803
    @seangriffin7803 Před rokem +76

    Love how the You Tube algorithm decided this video needs to be pushed HARD after the queen dies....

  • @AmazingLube
    @AmazingLube Před rokem +1355

    All the jokes about the queen being immortal didn't age quite so well.. xD

  • @thetwizard9290
    @thetwizard9290 Před 3 lety +881

    I love how CZcams marked this video as an informative video about the election

    • @dudeguy8686
      @dudeguy8686 Před 3 lety +77

      *this video was reviewed by a human*

    • @guycrew3973
      @guycrew3973 Před 3 lety +15

      I mean they’re right

    • @_natsura
      @_natsura Před 3 lety +12

      Pfft... knowing Trump I bet he is secretly trying to do just what this video showcases XD

    • @almondroy
      @almondroy Před 3 lety +52

      @@_natsura "sit down and go grab a cup of tea and biscuit instead, because this isn't the place"

    • @mrscoot595
      @mrscoot595 Před 3 lety +18

      @@_natsura This game is basically 2020 election simulator: Realism edition
      Also go grab some tea and biscuits, but also kinda true.

  • @hananidrisi6436
    @hananidrisi6436 Před 2 lety +2301

    Tbh the most unrealistic thing that happened here was that USA won the Fifa World Cup.

  • @dennisdougherty8553
    @dennisdougherty8553 Před rokem +207

    This seems like it was almost meant to be she'd live forever

  • @prymus141
    @prymus141 Před rokem +28

    I am pretty much sure that the "going back out, and doing it again" issue was addressed by the QA Team, but someone higher said: "Nah, don't worry, pretty much noneone will notice it, and thus we are reducing the severity of this issue to neutral"

    • @kapcsford
      @kapcsford Před 10 měsíci +1

      This is pretty much made by 2 people

  • @aeternusdoleo4531
    @aeternusdoleo4531 Před 3 lety +1506

    Spiffy: "Let's disband the military...
    * A few turns later *
    Spiffy: "Let's turn the police into the military..."

    • @cosmicrider5898
      @cosmicrider5898 Před 3 lety +54

      Im suprised the people can start mobs but you cant hire millitias...

    • @jameslail6930
      @jameslail6930 Před 3 lety +56

      @@cosmicrider5898 Sit down, go grab a cup of tea and biscuits.

    • @mrlemonad6187
      @mrlemonad6187 Před 3 lety +25

      @@cosmicrider5898 sit down, go grab a cup of tea and biscuits

    • @shadowatch4767
      @shadowatch4767 Před 3 lety +23

      @@cosmicrider5898 Sit down, go grab a cup of tea and biscuits.

    • @JooJingleTHISISLEGIT
      @JooJingleTHISISLEGIT Před 3 lety +17

      @@cosmicrider5898 Sit down, go grab a cup of tea and biscuits

  • @SirJorb
    @SirJorb Před 3 lety +1306

    I love that CZcams flagged this with the "U.S. elections" topic.

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob Před 3 lety +30

      Well technically this *_IS_* about (virtual) elections in the USA... ;-)

    • @useodyseeorbitchute9450
      @useodyseeorbitchute9450 Před 3 lety +36

      Well, to be fair it somewhat resembles the recent US election.

    • @nashi01
      @nashi01 Před 3 lety +28

      Well, it wants to prove that elections in this video resemble real life, and that the US Government is perfectly balanced with 0 exploits.

    • @MrYourfavoriteguy2
      @MrYourfavoriteguy2 Před 2 lety +6

      looks like we need to tell youtube to sit down and eat biscuits

    • @notyourfriendlyneighbor2733
      @notyourfriendlyneighbor2733 Před 2 lety +2

      @@MrYourfavoriteguy2 and drink yorkshire tea

  • @Yeetmastr4
    @Yeetmastr4 Před 10 měsíci +44

    "The queen is an immortal"
    2 years later

  • @dracul1986
    @dracul1986 Před rokem +224

    "the queen is an immortal" If only Spiff, if only :(

  • @kevinstrout630
    @kevinstrout630 Před 3 lety +339

    I love that youtube flagged this with a US election tag, especially because it says that "Results might not be final" as if the Tea Party has any opposition

    • @edmundthespiffing2920
      @edmundthespiffing2920 Před 3 lety +41

      The idiots in the Coffee Party. These beans lover can be damned, double damned with a bit of damned in the weekend.

    • @sofiadragon6520
      @sofiadragon6520 Před 3 lety +3

      Chugs tea to alleviate stress caused by the knowledge that the people saying the election is rigged are the same ones that love their guns more than is acceptable to talk about in polite company.

    • @ryklier
      @ryklier Před 3 lety

      We are just that desperate!

    • @Jim_WoodPike_Gherkin_WangWick
      @Jim_WoodPike_Gherkin_WangWick Před 3 lety +6

      @@sofiadragon6520 *here*,*pushs tea and biscuits out of your screen into your hands
      As declared by our lord spiff you shall leave all political kookery out of this fun-space, have a good evening, miss.
      Edit: Lol kinda ironic you settled an argument in another comment section in the same way, please lets not be biased in who we "censor"
      With humor
      -A Concerned Commenter

    • @andrewbogard2411
      @andrewbogard2411 Před 3 lety

      I just realized that, this is hilarious

  • @Eboreg2
    @Eboreg2 Před 3 lety +1683

    **Guts the military on the basis that there are no wars in the game**
    **Gets hit with airstrikes**

    • @hyenaholicproductions9033
      @hyenaholicproductions9033 Před 3 lety +71

      Yeah, it still took ages to happen.

    • @ScaryKidBellanger
      @ScaryKidBellanger Před 3 lety +26

      @@hyenaholicproductions9033 It only could take ages to happen with no military. XD

    • @thesunwillneverset
      @thesunwillneverset Před 2 lety +22

      You can also get an event where the country gets invaded with low mil spending beyond a certain point :)

    • @YogeshKumar-tk1sv
      @YogeshKumar-tk1sv Před 2 lety +10

      Basically, declassified the entire strategy of India's ruling party.

    • @lordhanson476
      @lordhanson476 Před 2 lety +10

      A monarch accepts that some pawns may be taken in order to win the game.

  • @UltimatelyEverything
    @UltimatelyEverything Před 2 lety +70

    I'm actually proud to know as a British man myself that a British man finds exploits and glitches for pretty much everything you can think of.

  • @totamo_saze
    @totamo_saze Před 11 měsíci +5

    20:36 😬well, that aged "perfectly"

  • @erichorne6175
    @erichorne6175 Před 3 lety +597

    Spiff: I'm sure it'll be over by the time this is released
    USA: we don't do that here

    • @stevenboyko1176
      @stevenboyko1176 Před 3 lety +3

      Too true

    • @duckyDz
      @duckyDz Před 3 lety +4

      Grab a tea and biscuits

    • @silic8873
      @silic8873 Před 3 lety +1

      yea

    • @anonperson3972
      @anonperson3972 Před 3 lety

      Its crazy, in the UK its basically done overnight

    • @domoroyjenkins5098
      @domoroyjenkins5098 Před 3 lety +2

      @@anonperson3972 because the UK isn't made up of 50 largely independent states the size of a small country. Texas alone is almost tripled the size of the united kingdom. It takes soo long, it sucks.

  • @t65bx25
    @t65bx25 Před 3 lety +1430

    “Let’s create a monarchy!”
    *Proceeds to become a dictator*

    • @sanguillotine
      @sanguillotine Před 3 lety +124

      Sometimes not a huge difference

    • @DrPimonte
      @DrPimonte Před 3 lety +116

      @@sanguillotinewell a dictatorship becomes a monarchy when the dictator dies and a family member inherits the leadership without beeing elected by some sort of political party even if its just for show

    • @sanguillotine
      @sanguillotine Před 3 lety +44

      @@DrPimonte it’s actually more complicated than that but I can’t remember all the specifics. A monarch can also be a dictator (an absolute monarchy) and it’s possible to have co-dictators, and even one whole group of people can be dictators.

    • @rebelfriend1818
      @rebelfriend1818 Před 3 lety +13

      @@sanguillotine my understanding is that a dictator is a political leader with absolute power (from wikipedia) so a group of people wouldn't be dictators individually but their regime overall could still be considered a dictatorship

    • @PornopietistgeilimBe
      @PornopietistgeilimBe Před 3 lety +20

      @@rebelfriend1818 A group ruling a country would either be an oligarchy (when the wealth determines the power) or an aristocracy. And well basically being a dictator just means that you can dictate your policies, which is true for a monarchy as well

  • @frankcastle4715
    @frankcastle4715 Před rokem +4

    Lol you got hit with a election integrity assurance tag 😂😂😂

  • @vinylpenguin2651
    @vinylpenguin2651 Před 11 měsíci +6

    For those who don't know the exploit came from Democracy 3. Where if you changed a slider but didn't revert it before going back or exiting it would take the points but not make any change. In correcting it for Democracy 4 they accidentally (or purposefully) made it work the opposite.

  • @CED99
    @CED99 Před 3 lety +576

    "The leader of the opposition didn't even vote for himself, nor did his family"
    Jeez Spiff you're killing me

    • @tobiasbracknagel4998
      @tobiasbracknagel4998 Před 3 lety +21

      Well, how would they given the threat of an imminent retalliation via dronestrike lingering over their heads? XD

    • @freakymoejoe2
      @freakymoejoe2 Před 3 lety +11

      IT WAS ALWAYS A CONTROLLED OPPOSITION, WAKE UP SHEEPLE

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 Před 3 lety +3

      Spiffing Soviet

    • @Nukepositive
      @Nukepositive Před 3 lety +6

      Clearly it's just ceremonial. I imagine there's a bunch of pomp and circumstance as the opposition candidate goes and submits his ballot for the queen on live TV.

  • @hvymtal8566
    @hvymtal8566 Před 3 lety +423

    "How to break the USA Election"
    >Gets tagged by youtube with the US Election results may not be final label
    GG everyone, Spiff has won the Internet

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 Před 3 lety +10

      I've just been recommended a flat earther vid and something from that disgusting rightwing crackpot Aled Jones.
      "We're walking in the air" - whatever, fascist!

    • @Serahpin
      @Serahpin Před 3 lety +18

      @@peterclarke7240 Would you like to have a sit down with some tea and biscuits.

    • @marceelino
      @marceelino Před 3 lety +7

      @@peterclarke7240 are you ok?

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Serahpin Ooh, lovely- What kind of biscuits?

    • @palmpixiplus
      @palmpixiplus Před 3 lety +4

      I hadn't noticed the label previously, but now that you mentioned it, I am dying laughing! :-D

  • @Yarsig
    @Yarsig Před rokem +87

    Spiff: “Don’t get political.’
    Spiff 5 seconds later; “Makes a snide remark about Americans.”

    • @lorneytunes
      @lorneytunes Před rokem +2

      Lol is this your first time here?

    • @WhaleHumperJr
      @WhaleHumperJr Před rokem +1

      @@lorneytunes well America isn't a Democracy it's a Constitutional Republic so there is that.

    • @OctEddie
      @OctEddie Před rokem +4

      @@WhaleHumperJr Which is a type of democracy.

    • @davidsenra2495
      @davidsenra2495 Před 10 měsíci

      That's not how any of this works, "Whale Humper". You were supposed to learn things from books, not from retarded posts in 4chan. Oh well, back to Civics 101 with you.

  • @back1879
    @back1879 Před rokem +14

    RIP to a meme legend

  • @canebro1
    @canebro1 Před 3 lety +438

    Spiff: "This video video is now a politics free zone"
    CZcams: "WARNING: don't trust the politics in this video"

    • @CasterVevo
      @CasterVevo Před 3 lety

      ?

    • @HunterJanos
      @HunterJanos Před 3 lety +4

      To be fair, he does create a fascist dystopia.

    • @hungrycat8465
      @hungrycat8465 Před 3 lety +26

      @@HunterJanos what you mean? its teatopia

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph Před 3 lety

      @maxice8 what if we drink soda?

    • @phexitol
      @phexitol Před 3 lety +10

      @@LordTyph Firing squad.

  • @samsonguy10k
    @samsonguy10k Před 3 lety +707

    Is it a coincidence that Spiff basically recreates Adam Sutler's Norsefire government from V for Vendetta in a game, and shows it on the day after the 5th of November? I think not.

    • @Vesdus
      @Vesdus Před 3 lety +25

      It was certainly intentional.

    • @DEDomain
      @DEDomain Před 3 lety +10

      Remember, remember the Fifth of November.

    • @DarlockAhe
      @DarlockAhe Před 3 lety +3

      Sounds more like Gilead tbh.

    • @fabioartoscassone9305
      @fabioartoscassone9305 Před 3 lety

      @@DEDomain probalby in USA 7th of November will become a new national holiday. orange break day...

    • @romandolgiy4351
      @romandolgiy4351 Před 3 lety +1

      @@fabioartoscassone9305 7th of November was, for 80 years, a national holiday in Soviet Russia - Day of the Great Socialist Revolution. Kinda reminds me of something more recent...

  • @Roadshot1
    @Roadshot1 Před rokem +40

    It's a really well made sim even when exploited I feel it stimulates really accurately

  • @SecretLars
    @SecretLars Před 2 lety +14

    This video is actually incredibly accurate depiction of politics.

    • @noinfo9130
      @noinfo9130 Před rokem

      not true in democrat electorats where there are more votes than people eligible to vote.

  • @keenanchalmers7478
    @keenanchalmers7478 Před 3 lety +361

    "I am the Spiffing Brit and I can exploit any game, so sorry america- you never stood a chance"
    -Spiff 2020

    • @ajforbes77
      @ajforbes77 Před 3 lety

      I love it. I love it. I love it. I loveitIloveitIloveitIloveitIloveit! :)

  • @Qcstoned
    @Qcstoned Před 3 lety +399

    The queen has escaped containment. - The SCP foundation.

    • @customerservice1565
      @customerservice1565 Před 3 lety +10

      scp 682: The end of all but me...
      and that one lady drinking tea

    • @Integer_Overload
      @Integer_Overload Před 3 lety +3

      "Understood. Mobilizing MTF Omega 7"

    • @TheTruxFortuita
      @TheTruxFortuita Před 3 lety +8

      candidate for scp-6000 (and the next 001 proposal?)

    • @Globglogabgalabbb
      @Globglogabgalabbb Před 3 lety +3

      Underrated comment

    • @loganjblack
      @loganjblack Před 3 lety +4

      @@customerservice1565 when the universe ends, the stars are nought but dust and the last speck of life in the universe is snuffed all that shall remain are 682 and the ancient one.

  • @zambsDGOW
    @zambsDGOW Před rokem +8

    how that queen doin now

  • @kamranmutalip2013
    @kamranmutalip2013 Před 9 měsíci +5

    "she is an immortal" 20:35 welp that aged well

  • @AristoCat221
    @AristoCat221 Před 3 lety +310

    Spiffing brit: This video will probably air after everyone knows the result.
    Nevada: *Hold my ballot*

    • @AristoCat221
      @AristoCat221 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Chillerbot445 I did ... 3 days ago. Tea is cold biscuits are gone. Only me in the darkness

    • @travisniebel7559
      @travisniebel7559 Před 3 lety +1

      tea

    • @sofiadragon6520
      @sofiadragon6520 Před 3 lety +3

      Laughs in Philadelphia, orders a crate of tea delivered, and bullet proofs her windows.

  • @bennettprice845
    @bennettprice845 Před 3 lety +412

    "The American football team, famous for winning nothing, has won the world cup"
    I hate how much that hurt me.

    • @joshantony2782
      @joshantony2782 Před 3 lety +52

      At least the US women's team are the world cup holders, so you have that.

    • @XannisV
      @XannisV Před 3 lety +32

      @@joshantony2782 yeah, they deserve way more credit and recognition, tbh

    • @mortuos557
      @mortuos557 Před 3 lety +8

      Laughs in German

    • @justagerman140
      @justagerman140 Před 3 lety +15

      @@joshantony2782 what's their average cup size?

    • @goranmatuzalem9574
      @goranmatuzalem9574 Před 3 lety +8

      don't worry, England team didn't win anything 2. since 1966 lol

  • @cheatcode436
    @cheatcode436 Před rokem +8

    R.I.P Queen Lizzie. You shall be missed.

  • @harrypotter7652
    @harrypotter7652 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Well this aged well (2023)

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins Před 3 lety +367

    "How democracy is perfectly balanced with absolutely no exploits"
    America: "Ya spiff we already knew this."

    • @Serahpin
      @Serahpin Před 3 lety +10

      Democracy has never worked, any student of history knows this. Same with communism. Name one successful communism or democracy in the last three thousand years. There are none. Democracy is what nations become before they die.

    • @songcramp66
      @songcramp66 Před 3 lety +23

      @@Serahpin Every government that has ever existed has fallen at some point, therefore nothing works by your reasoning. We might as well resort to anarchy since nation states are a failed concept? Or better yet, shall we go back to hunter-gatherer tribes?

    • @Serahpin
      @Serahpin Před 3 lety +5

      @@songcramp66 We might be better off as hunter-gatherer tribes.
      Nations rise as Monarchies or Republics and are successful. You don't see ANY examples of Democracies or communisms doing the same. Instead, you see risen nations become a democracy before declines. It is a pattern seen everywhere humans live.
      Your logic is flawed: since all things have an end, nothing should exist. It is self-refuting. Everyone dies, but no one says you shouldn't exercise and eat right since you will just end up dead anyways.

    • @dragonnestking3418
      @dragonnestking3418 Před 3 lety +21

      Both of you just need some tea and crumpets

    • @songcramp66
      @songcramp66 Před 3 lety +5

      ​@@Serahpin My argument is not flawed, you are just not interpreting it correctly. Since every form of government has fallen, none can be proven superior simply by the fact that they fall.
      Nations don't generally rise as democracies since they have been very rare until recent times. Governments can also be democratic and republics so they are not mutually exclusive. They can also be constitutional monarchies and democracies like here in Canada.

  • @monarckgaming2746
    @monarckgaming2746 Před 3 lety +1345

    "57% of the country didn't vote" ah so this simulates real-life perfectly here in America xD

    • @felixfeliciano7011
      @felixfeliciano7011 Před 3 lety +76

      Most countries really. Australia has compulsory voting and even they don't have 100% voting rate.

    • @thehighground265
      @thehighground265 Před 3 lety +100

      in belgium you have to vote or else you get a 55 fine and if you dont vote for 4 years you loose he right to vote for ten years. that is strange because yyou didnt want to vote in the beginnig.

    • @gramfero
      @gramfero Před 3 lety +63

      @@thehighground265 before you disnt, now you can't! Flawless logic

    • @thehighground265
      @thehighground265 Před 3 lety +19

      @@gramfero well Belgium doesn't even have a goverment but we function better then america

    • @PajamaJazama
      @PajamaJazama Před 3 lety +43

      @@thehighground265 well Belgium is a tiny country. Comparing them is kind of absurd

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk Před 2 lety +2

    Americans:
    HEY, THAT'S NOT VERY FREEDOM OF YOUR PART TO DO THAT!

  • @sirhakonik6071
    @sirhakonik6071 Před rokem +11

    God save the Queen.
    We will miss you.

  • @KyrieFortune
    @KyrieFortune Před 3 lety +530

    Spiff at the beginning of the game: "I love democracy"
    Spiff at the end of the game: "I am the Senate"

  • @tf2664
    @tf2664 Před 3 lety +481

    “British man reoccupies America”

  • @docileduck2390
    @docileduck2390 Před rokem +21

    2020: the queen can not die she is immortal.
    2022: ...

  • @magnussheep
    @magnussheep Před rokem +10

    Not good timing by the algorithm

  • @realdragon
    @realdragon Před 3 lety +463

    Somebody: Rome wasn't build in one day
    Spiffing Brit: 3 turns, take it or leave it

  • @adamhufnagel9721
    @adamhufnagel9721 Před 3 lety +388

    Him: “We start off with a deficit of 100 billion dollars.”
    Me an American.: “Huh, that’s not too bad.”
    Me: “Wait a minute”

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 Před 3 lety +51

      US government: God, I wish that were me

    • @seanyeske
      @seanyeske Před 3 lety +2

      Samesies.

    • @longfang98
      @longfang98 Před 3 lety +16

      Thing is with the US deficit so high and denominated in US dollars, the debt holders can't afford to let the US dollar collapse. They are basically held hostage by the US deficit.

    • @Kenfren
      @Kenfren Před 3 lety

      Tbf, that's your actual debt imao

    • @pedrolmlkzk
      @pedrolmlkzk Před 3 lety +5

      Deficit doesn't equal debt

  • @garybrackstone8395
    @garybrackstone8395 Před rokem +7

    Perfect video for the news today

  • @FrenemeiC
    @FrenemeiC Před 2 lety +6

    "Not even his family voted for him" LOL

  • @bullettime8760
    @bullettime8760 Před 2 lety +2427

    "Did you do it? "
    "Yes"
    "What did it cost? "
    "Turning the whole country into an amalgamation of UK and north korea"

    • @concretephill8509
      @concretephill8509 Před 2 lety +103

      So basically the UK in 2022

    • @09mmmm08
      @09mmmm08 Před 2 lety +27

      It's the Brit Brother!

    • @arabicmotocross
      @arabicmotocross Před 2 lety +35

      Sit down, have a cuppa, and a biccie

    • @Jaybird_102
      @Jaybird_102 Před 2 lety +11

      I see this as an absolute win!

    • @kiro4279
      @kiro4279 Před 2 lety +28

      UK is a perfectly balanced country with no exploits

  • @grit1
    @grit1 Před 3 lety +171

    The Queen: "You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me"

    • @isoroxuk
      @isoroxuk Před 3 lety +11

      You’ll be back, soon you’ll see
      You’ll remember you belong to me
      You’ll be back, time will tell
      You’ll remember that I served you well
      Oceans rise, empires fall
      We have seen each other through it all
      And when push comes to shove
      I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!

    • @purpledevilr7463
      @purpledevilr7463 Před 3 lety +1

      @@isoroxuk is that a song? If so what is it called and where can I find it.

    • @purpledevilr7463
      @purpledevilr7463 Před 3 lety +1

      @Guy Panzerboss thanks.

  • @TheSupersayin2
    @TheSupersayin2 Před 2 lety +8

    I love the fact checking CZcams has put in for this video game for the US elections lol.

  • @randomhumor1
    @randomhumor1 Před rokem +7

    God rest the Queen. RIP Elizabeth

  • @jpthunda7797
    @jpthunda7797 Před 3 lety +721

    Spiff: "This video is now a politics free zone."
    CZcams: "U.S. ELECTIONS: THE AP HAS CALLED THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE FOR..."

    • @Seren_Moth
      @Seren_Moth Před 3 lety +9

      Yeah lol

    • @TheJaguarthChannel
      @TheJaguarthChannel Před 3 lety +69

      @@Seren_Moth It kinda feels like someone is controlling all big tech, news, and social media to say nothing but good things for Biden and bad things for Trump. I guess I won't have to wait long until the brain chips!

    • @Xeno455
      @Xeno455 Před 3 lety +43

      @@TheJaguarthChannel The media has hated Trump since day 1 when he decided to run against Hillary. Not defending him cus he does genuinely dumb things and is hateful as fuck. But the media disliked him even before he showed all that.

    • @AsAboveISoBelow
      @AsAboveISoBelow Před 3 lety +27

      @@TheJaguarthChannel I hear ya. Queen Elizabeth for 2024!

    • @busybird7149
      @busybird7149 Před 3 lety +3

      @@AsAboveISoBelow Anarchy now! Woohoo boogaloo! /s

  • @yourmother7052
    @yourmother7052 Před 3 lety +766

    "If you want a vision of the future, imagine hot tea being poured into a human mouth, forever."
    -- George Orwell, Probably

    • @mikecollier7732
      @mikecollier7732 Před 3 lety +23

      Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

    • @Soitisisit
      @Soitisisit Před 3 lety +14

      Depending on how hot that is, that's either heaven or hell.

    • @me-dc8pj
      @me-dc8pj Před 3 lety

      @Eric Lee "British Accent"

    • @me-dc8pj
      @me-dc8pj Před 3 lety

      @Eric Lee I do prefer because there isn't a British accent. Like Scottish ppl exist too
      I'm assuming you mean posh London accent not like Cockney or anything

    • @yourmother7052
      @yourmother7052 Před 3 lety +2

      @@me-dc8pj Who gives a toss? Everyone sounds the same to foreigners.

  • @calciler
    @calciler Před 2 lety +4

    What I love about this, is I haven't even started the video and there is a nice little learn more box right below the video. "U.S elections - Robust safeguards help ensure the integrity of election results"

  • @dogeroblox1237
    @dogeroblox1237 Před 2 lety +8

    Me: How broken is this game?
    The spiffing Brit: Yes

  • @conker690
    @conker690 Před 3 lety +183

    "It'll happen by the time this video is released."
    Aged like milk.

  • @altejoh
    @altejoh Před 3 lety +202

    "We are going to make an effective monarchy by setting the term limit past 7 years and by making the number of terms effectively infinite."
    *sweats in canadian*

    • @pamfinch286
      @pamfinch286 Před 3 lety +18

      Thats to political
      Have a biscuit and a cup of tea
      But firmly

    • @billcipher1756
      @billcipher1756 Před 3 lety +3

      @@pamfinch286 too*

    • @pamfinch286
      @pamfinch286 Před 3 lety +3

      Ah yes I shall swiftly apologise to my photo of the
      Queen for that one old chum

    • @billcipher1756
      @billcipher1756 Před 3 lety +3

      @@pamfinch286 jolly good

    • @alw2839
      @alw2839 Před 3 lety

      Is that happening in Canada?

  • @lappitrakkinnen7077
    @lappitrakkinnen7077 Před 2 lety +3

    I love the way you play George Orwell's democracy 1984

  • @michaniezbedny3892
    @michaniezbedny3892 Před 8 měsíci +7

    20:33 That didn't age well...

  • @ParadoxNerdHLM
    @ParadoxNerdHLM Před 3 lety +252

    Game Developer: I fear no man, but that thing"
    *TheSpiffingBrit*
    "That scares me"

  • @MisterGrim
    @MisterGrim Před 3 lety +346

    As an American, this is all too eerily familiar. We honestly never stood a chance. I, for one, welcome the queen! Gimme some tea

    • @blakesimmons5130
      @blakesimmons5130 Před 3 lety +9

      Delighted to have you on board, old chap.

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 Před 3 lety +6

      1776 was a mistake. Dumping that tea was one of the worst things America has ever done to itself.

    • @TheCleverPenguin
      @TheCleverPenguin Před 3 lety +3

      @Aidan Hall bad things

    • @TheCleverPenguin
      @TheCleverPenguin Před 3 lety +3

      @Aidan Hall terrible bad things

    • @Kenmanhl
      @Kenmanhl Před 3 lety +2

      @Aidan Hall, mix tea and coffee? You'll get Hong Kong. They're crazy for the half tea half coffee drink called Yuenyeung.

  • @mrboltz3041
    @mrboltz3041 Před 2 lety +6

    As an American, I appreciate u fixing our political system!

  • @victormuckleston
    @victormuckleston Před 2 lety +4

    this is just so realistic, espsecialy the democratic exploits/ media control.

    • @bcav712
      @bcav712 Před 2 lety

      Based

    • @TheEnmineer
      @TheEnmineer Před rokem

      I mean, it really is, look at China, or the USSR, honestly, it's pretty close to being that way for Canada too. This is kinda one of the big things Orwell was talking about.

  • @jesusfreak4463
    @jesusfreak4463 Před 3 lety +320

    Spiff: "I'm sure that it'll probably have all happened by the time I actually release this video."
    Me: *Stares at NV, PA, NC, and GA*

  • @humonculeverotostre6804
    @humonculeverotostre6804 Před 3 lety +228

    "Sure it's kind of a confused society - but it's an EXCITING one" is a quote from political analysts I never wanna hear

  • @ember5500
    @ember5500 Před 11 měsíci +7

    "The queen cannot die"
    well that aged like a fine wine

  • @Eliseo202
    @Eliseo202 Před rokem +4

    RIP queen Elizabeth

  • @jessd76
    @jessd76 Před 2 lety +307

    "So this is how liberty dies. With warm cups of tea." - Padme, probably

    • @Goober34
      @Goober34 Před 2 lety +27

      "It over Anakin I have the tea" - Obi Wan, probably

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 Před rokem +27

      "Brew it!" - Emperor Papa Palpatine

    • @zeffzee2479
      @zeffzee2479 Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@Goober34 You underestimate my biscuits

  • @kylekaye2417
    @kylekaye2417 Před 3 lety +706

    I'm convinced that one of these spif Co. Images is actually spiff himself.

  • @nekad2000
    @nekad2000 Před 9 měsíci +2

    So glad there is a fact check for this video. I thought this was a real election!

    • @RevivedBeast184
      @RevivedBeast184 Před 8 měsíci +1

      same. if that wikipedia page didn’t pop up i would’ve thought the brits actually took over a couple years ago 😭

  • @kulrigalestout
    @kulrigalestout Před rokem +1

    "Robust safeguards help ensure the integrity of election results" says CZcams on a video showing how Queen Lizzy got elected. Tea bless the queen!

  • @alexperlinger1478
    @alexperlinger1478 Před 3 lety +100

    Love that this video has the "US election: Results may not be final." Totaling making people think the queen won the election

    • @Horltum
      @Horltum Před 3 lety

      Welcome. May I present: the average intelligence of an American

    • @sfisher923
      @sfisher923 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Horltum :(

  • @LevCallahan
    @LevCallahan Před 3 lety +169

    *Spiff sees what's happening in America*
    Spiff: Let's teach them how it's done.

    • @blazeytown4444
      @blazeytown4444 Před 3 lety

      JOEVER

    • @Onyx-xy8ol
      @Onyx-xy8ol Před 3 lety +1

      I think the sad part (as an american) is that I would actually choose live in the country spif created
      edit: intsead of america

    • @kevinaustin51
      @kevinaustin51 Před 3 lety

      @@Onyx-xy8ol but like for the memes right?

  • @ralfantino2291
    @ralfantino2291 Před rokem +8

    This aged like the queen

  • @MindstabThrull
    @MindstabThrull Před rokem +3

    RIP to the Queen, Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor. I'm sure she wouldn't have minded having the USA becoming fanatical tea-drinking members of her Commonwealth.

  • @NovaAge
    @NovaAge Před 3 lety +936

    me who lives in Turkey: hey, I have seen this one!

    • @navarog378
      @navarog378 Před 3 lety +65

      Don't worry, we will all eventually get where China is with their "democracy"

    • @gnaggnoyil
      @gnaggnoyil Před 3 lety +16

      @@navarog378 cHiNa aDvAnCiNg uS cOnFiRmEd

    • @Marcusjnmc
      @Marcusjnmc Před 3 lety +5

      oof

    • @seratlas
      @seratlas Před 3 lety +2

      nice one :D

    • @akteno2796
      @akteno2796 Před 3 lety +5

      Yes, Germany too...

  • @TheSokarin
    @TheSokarin Před 2 lety +1188

    I find it hilarious that the US has the most military spending in the game at like 180 b, but in rl it's 500b more.

    • @Rocky.And.Bullwinkle
      @Rocky.And.Bullwinkle Před 2 lety +134

      It’s actually closer to $800+ Billion per year

    • @cannellofglory6968
      @cannellofglory6968 Před 2 lety +246

      The game is broken down into quarters. So $180Bx4 = $720B, which is more accurate.

    • @Yarsig
      @Yarsig Před rokem +27

      Which is in large part because we spend so much on protecting EU with huge amounts of military bases in ally countries.
      I vote we pull out and let them spend money on their own militaries.

    • @OneLegFlamingo1
      @OneLegFlamingo1 Před rokem +7

      The income tax is way lower too.

    • @Yarsig
      @Yarsig Před rokem +13

      @@OneLegFlamingo1 Average US Income tax is 13%. It's 24% in the game.

  • @cortinastone
    @cortinastone Před 8 měsíci +1

    This video aged like tea that was dumped off a boat.

  • @humblememesmerchant3887
    @humblememesmerchant3887 Před rokem +3

    There is no tooth fairy, there is no easter bunny, and there is no Queen of England.

  • @thecheck968
    @thecheck968 Před 3 lety +173

    Democracy is a perfectly balanced system without any oversights or exploits

    • @KaizerKlash111
      @KaizerKlash111 Před 3 lety +6

      I love democracy !

    • @dovahclone2607
      @dovahclone2607 Před 3 lety +7

      United States: Hold my beer.😂

    • @lukas753331
      @lukas753331 Před 3 lety +5

      I always thought that monarchy with good leader is better than democracy :)

    • @silic8873
      @silic8873 Před 3 lety +1

      Democracy might be cool, but... nihilism seems kinda cool too

    • @ninorandazzo844
      @ninorandazzo844 Před 3 lety +2

      Imagine not having a pescatarian military junta in 2020

  • @Jav4nos
    @Jav4nos Před 3 lety +736

    "if you see anyone in the comments trying to be political..." CZcams puts a bar for the U.S election results at the bottom of the video.

    • @MardukGKoB
      @MardukGKoB Před 3 lety +29

      Talking about robust safeguards to ensure election integrity, no less. Guess Spiff showed them!

    • @Gogglesofkrome
      @Gogglesofkrome Před 3 lety +41

      @@MardukGKoB handrails for absolutely safe political discussions to make sure nobody walks outside of the gated lines of discourse at the petting zoo of course.

    • @theseagulls3172
      @theseagulls3172 Před 3 lety +20

      CZcams needs a cup of tea

    • @kleinbottled79
      @kleinbottled79 Před 3 lety +2

      @@theseagulls3172 ...in minecraft

    • @haruyanto8085
      @haruyanto8085 Před 3 lety +2

      They did? I never seen it

  • @yarpyarpyarp3
    @yarpyarpyarp3 Před rokem +6

    20:32 big oof

  • @Parciwal_Gaming
    @Parciwal_Gaming Před rokem +2

    At least she lives on as the Leader of the TSA (Tea States of America)

  • @PlagueDoctor980
    @PlagueDoctor980 Před 3 lety +76

    "although I am sure it will have happened by the time this video is released"
    America.exe is not responding
    Nevada.exe has stopped working

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire Před 3 lety +11

      Update:
      Nevada.exe is not responding.
      Georgia.exe is not responding.
      North_Carolina.exe is not responding.
      Pennsylvania.exe is not responding.
      ------------------------------------------------------------------
      :( Windows has run into a fatal error and needs to shut down.
      Stop code: ELECTION_AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
      Restarting in 1...2...3...
      --------------------------------------------------------------------
      Intel(R) Boot Agent GE v.6.11.2020
      Copyright(C) 1776-2020 U.S.A
      BIOS ROM checksum error
      Detecting floppy drive A:
      ...Failure
      ...Failure
      ...Failure
      INSERT SYSTEM DISK AND PRESS ENTER
      Restarting in 1...2...3...
      -------------------------------------------------------------------------
      Intel(R) Boot Agent GE v.6.11.2020
      Copyright(C) 1776-2020 U.S.A
      BIOS ROM checksum error
      Detecting floppy drive A:
      ...Failure
      ...Failure
      ...Failure
      INSERT SYSTEM DISK AND PRESS ENTER
      Restarting in 1...2...3...
      -------------------------------------------------------------------------
      Intel(R) Boot Agent GE v.6.11.2020
      Copyright(C) 1776-2020 U.S.A
      BIOS ROM checksum error
      Detecting floppy drive A:
      ...Failure
      ...Failure
      ...Failure
      INSERT SYSTEM DISK AND PRESS ENTER
      Restarting in 1...2...3...

  • @samoht199191
    @samoht199191 Před 3 lety +773

    I am starting to realise why nearly every dystopian society seems to be set in Britain.

    • @antssr_9106
      @antssr_9106 Před 3 lety +43

      That, or it's the U.S.

    • @TheEDFLegacy
      @TheEDFLegacy Před 3 lety +51

      Probably why all Imperials have British accents in Star Wars. :P

    • @sanguillotine
      @sanguillotine Před 3 lety +21

      It’s basically the birth place of imperialism.

    • @Nox_Desiree
      @Nox_Desiree Před 3 lety +24

      Well as a brit with all these covid rules...I'd say we're pretty dystopian right now

    • @killerkirby366
      @killerkirby366 Před 3 lety +24

      @@Nox_Desiree as an American with so little Covid rules we are pretty dystopian

  • @Games_arefun
    @Games_arefun Před rokem +6

    20:36 who going to tell him