Prison Architect IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Infinite Wardens Is Broken!!

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  • čas přidán 11. 06. 2020
  • Welcome to prison architect! The Greatest Prison Management Tycoon Simulator ever created. Last year it was picked up by Paradox Interactive the publisher of games like cities skylines and under their many updates Prison architect has seen new additions and features. The warden mode and the escape mode really changed up many play styles for players but not me. Today I approach the game with a brand new strategy and video game exploit. What if instead of 1 warden in our prison providing a bonus we instead had infinite wardens. This will bypass all of thee issues like prisoners escaping because who could escape a prison with 500 hype wardens lowering the prison suppression into negative numbers. suddenly turning the game into a forestry tycoon game makes a lot less sense.
    What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
    So sit back relax and enjoy this Prison Architect infinite Warden only challenge! How on earth can one english bugger beat A Prison simulator with only wardens!!
    Patreon: / spiffing
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Discord: / discord
    Title: Prison Architect IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Infinite Wardens Is Broken!!
    First Prison Architect Video: Prison Architect Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - The Forestry Only Challenge
    #funny #montage #Exploit
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Komentáře • 2,6K

  • @chandrakas
    @chandrakas Před 3 lety +542

    “On what front have you been well treated?”
    Spiff, you’ve handcuffed people to their beds for a solid week and just let them piss on each other. I’ll let you figure out what those 9 people are into.

    • @cultist_npc
      @cultist_npc Před 3 lety +65

      they into handholding?! They are all DEGENERATES!

    • @geckoo9190
      @geckoo9190 Před 3 lety +27

      -Youre going to jail for sex crimes and killing a furry
      -Yeeeea, can I bring the suit with me
      -Sure
      -And what about the stuffing

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 Před 3 lety +3

      @@geckoo9190 The stuffing come, no worries ;)

    • @connorwilliams1888
      @connorwilliams1888 Před 3 lety

      Coffee drinkers

    • @jellyarizomaramger1433
      @jellyarizomaramger1433 Před 2 lety

      *kinky*

  • @drjackbright235
    @drjackbright235 Před 3 lety +2064

    Geneva convention: exists.
    Spiff: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

    • @sagaisaksimonmir4728
      @sagaisaksimonmir4728 Před 3 lety +7

      That is actually really weird I would say that in the 1949 Geneva conventions collective punishment is a war crime, and yes I am aware that most of internet already know that but I am wishing we make that all

    • @this_is_patrick
      @this_is_patrick Před 3 lety +5

      @@sagaisaksimonmir4728 I may not be reading your comment correctly, but why is outlawing collective punishment weird?

    • @tjjordhen299
      @tjjordhen299 Před 3 lety +2

      @@this_is_patrick ask Patrick

    • @MrDazzlerdarren
      @MrDazzlerdarren Před 3 lety +14

      @@this_is_patrick Because only the person that did the crime should be punished; for example if my Grand-dad did something awful to your Grand-dad why should I still be punished for it?

    • @rhawkas2637
      @rhawkas2637 Před 3 lety +15

      Spiff: Exists.
      Geneva Convention: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 Před 3 lety +581

    We were shaken down, locked up in our cells for over a week without food, and my cellmate died of starvation.
    9.5/10 experience; it has a little something for everyone.

    • @noizsegat1924
      @noizsegat1924 Před 3 lety +5

      Firock Finion dunkey.

    • @taltamir
      @taltamir Před 3 lety +16

      maybe it is out of spite? they are trying to make sure others get the same experience they had.

  • @nspring06
    @nspring06 Před 2 lety +344

    I like to think the suppression is just the warden promising a pizza party at the end of each week if the prisoners behave themselves.

    • @ButWhyMe...
      @ButWhyMe... Před 2 lety +4

      *Cake

    • @lukasmagana466
      @lukasmagana466 Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@ButWhyMe... there is no cake

    • @DoThatBit
      @DoThatBit Před 11 měsíci +7

      ​​​@@lukasmagana466ur saying that...
      The cake is a...
      ...Read more

    • @justarandomguyplayingrando4792
      @justarandomguyplayingrando4792 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@DoThatBitwait a damn minute,is that a portal reference?

    • @DoThatBit
      @DoThatBit Před 8 měsíci

      @@justarandomguyplayingrando4792 you got me bud lol

  • @couldbeme5561
    @couldbeme5561 Před 3 lety +914

    _Prison-Wide PA system crackles on_
    _{Incomprehensible garble of 30 people talking at once}_
    Prisoners: Ah, that warden, he really, just makes me feel, welcome, y’know?

    • @sevience1300
      @sevience1300 Před 3 lety +10

      Yeet

    • @devonwilson8306
      @devonwilson8306 Před 3 lety +94

      Alternatively, Prisoners: I think our Warden might be a tentacled creature from beyond reality, whose voice drives me to madness. I must avoid doing anything that draws its attention if I want to survive.

    • @aaronbasham6554
      @aaronbasham6554 Před 3 lety +24

      Worse, comprehensive garble of 30 people talking simultaneously

    • @kristophia7310
      @kristophia7310 Před 3 lety +16

      its simple when there is a riot the guards tell the warden's
      and the warden's say :ALL IS FINE
      at the same time

    • @CaptNSquared
      @CaptNSquared Před 3 lety +30

      We are The Warden.
      You will be reformed
      Resistance is futile

  • @AfferbeckBeats
    @AfferbeckBeats Před 3 lety +294

    Spiff yells "You're fired!" at the same guy 20 times, then says to the 20 guys in the hallway "You're all hired"

    • @AshPikachu9
      @AshPikachu9 Před 3 lety +22

      Then he goes back to the guy he fired 20 times and says “your hired”

    • @kieran6815
      @kieran6815 Před rokem

      D

  • @loganl7547
    @loganl7547 Před 2 lety +137

    You see a normal person would think Paul Frosts wifes age was 41, and his sons were 19 and 13 years old, but really it means he has 41 wives, 19 son's, and 13 "son's"

    • @Gh0sty-_-
      @Gh0sty-_- Před 7 měsíci

      Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @henrywarmoth1792
    @henrywarmoth1792 Před 3 lety +531

    "6 prisoners say they've been well treated"
    In the lower right corner at the same time: "Deaths today: 6" I guess they died happy. 😂

  • @GameJade
    @GameJade Před 3 lety +602

    "I'm sorry, you're fired."
    Warden starts to walk out.
    "Before you go, I just want you to know...you're fired."
    "What?"
    "I would've let this slide, but you're fired."
    "What are you saying?"
    "You know what? You're not fired, you can stay."
    "Really?"
    "No, you're fired."

    • @RedGallardo
      @RedGallardo Před 3 lety +43

      Now realize that all these lines are said by one same person: the Warden XD

    • @vixshire3672
      @vixshire3672 Před 3 lety +4

      IchigoMait regular show

    • @dusaprukiyathan1613
      @dusaprukiyathan1613 Před 3 lety +1

      HAPPY 10TH CLICK-VERSARY, PRINTER BOY! HOW ABOUT ON YOUR 11TH I GIVE YOU A GAME OVER!?

  • @xPLAYnOfficial
    @xPLAYnOfficial Před 3 lety +896

    _PA clicks on_
    _(indiscernable voices from 21 wardens)_
    Random prisoner: _C A L M_

    • @FlameDarkfire
      @FlameDarkfire Před 3 lety +85

      Prisoner: P A N I K
      Loudspeaker: *voice of the legion*
      Prisoner: K A L M

    • @JoelJames2
      @JoelJames2 Před 3 lety +26

      I'm more impressed they could get the PA system to work without electricity.

    • @saivinayakdaya4648
      @saivinayakdaya4648 Před 3 lety +5

      It won’t be indiscernible, it would just be all of them saying the same thing at the same time.

    • @calebh3632
      @calebh3632 Před 2 lety +2

      @@FlameDarkfire ave. True to Caesar

  • @redweege2929
    @redweege2929 Před 3 lety +124

    "they havent eaten in over a day and the danger level is decreasing! this makes no sense!"
    you wouldnt be dangerous if you where starving too lmao

  • @gghunge3435
    @gghunge3435 Před 3 lety +34

    "we havent been fed for over a month now , almost 99% of us are dying every SINGLE SECONDS , but you know what the warden kinda cool let not complain about that sh*t"

  • @Theozaz
    @Theozaz Před 3 lety +149

    This is like the warden just strolling around dealing with the complaints and responding, "We'll look into that and sort it tomorrow." And they believe it...

    • @WombatDave
      @WombatDave Před 3 lety +24

      That's why you need 20. The first one doesn't do anything, so they go to the second, then the third, etc. By the time they get to the last one the starvation has rendered them unable to physically do anything about their complaints.

    • @magnusamann6806
      @magnusamann6806 Před 3 lety +9

      The wardens are actually handing out opium, thats the only explanation

  • @tlozfreak888
    @tlozfreak888 Před 3 lety +161

    "I'm firing you ten times"
    "What? Why?"
    "Cloning."

  • @Dhieleos
    @Dhieleos Před 2 lety +42

    imagine getting 20 pink slips. "wow. they really didnt like my work, huh?" (21 new wardens show up to take your place)

  • @loke6664
    @loke6664 Před rokem +25

    I don't think poor Paul actually had 30 families, it is far more likely Spiffco prison Corp just didn't bother to inform the families of all the dead prisoners that their loved ones had starved to death.

  • @PiniutLEGIT
    @PiniutLEGIT Před 3 lety +382

    Prisoners: We're about to riot.
    One million wardens: **breathing**
    Prisoners: We're suppressed. We don't want to riot anymore.

    • @idontwanttoputmyname403
      @idontwanttoputmyname403 Před 3 lety +10

      With that many wardens I'd want to keep THEM happy if I was a prisoner

    • @anarchosnowflakist786
      @anarchosnowflakist786 Před 3 lety +2

      the solution is to snap their necks !

    • @frozenheartedgiant8330
      @frozenheartedgiant8330 Před 3 lety +1

      Sounds like a problem for Mr. Mackay to solve

    • @MOnkEh.
      @MOnkEh. Před 2 lety +1

      @@anarchosnowflakist786 "Nah, i think you need to give them a 096 photo." -A man of culture

    • @anarchosnowflakist786
      @anarchosnowflakist786 Před 2 lety +1

      @@MOnkEh. imagine sticking pictures of it everywhere around the prison so they can't escape

  • @candestry
    @candestry Před 3 lety +628

    Spiff: "I have an infinite money exploit!"
    Also Spiff: *Spends $50k setting it up and earns $100*

    • @glenmcgillivray4707
      @glenmcgillivray4707 Před 3 lety +77

      just add one metal detector.
      Watch the spice FLOW. (also doggos. you've never seen all the money a doggo sniffing bleach could earn you)

    • @Juno101
      @Juno101 Před 3 lety +51

      It's infinite, no one said it's a lot of money

    • @aaronc1051
      @aaronc1051 Před rokem +3

      There's a mutator called more conterband that makes it alot more profitable

    • @raymondwiggins354
      @raymondwiggins354 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Im pretty sure the infinite warden glitch still works too

  • @packediceisthebestminecraf9007

    Imagine sitting in a prison cell for multiple days without being fed listening to 25 wardens saying like "You're fine" " you'll be alright trust me." "You're not starving because i tell you you're fine" "Don't worry about the food, our voices will calm you."

  • @brendanbush2174
    @brendanbush2174 Před 2 lety +47

    Gaslighting prisoner and wardens until they believe everything is okay

  • @trevorsmith470
    @trevorsmith470 Před 3 lety +3171

    Hello, the most recent patch added glorious tea to the vanilla stardew valley game. You know what to do.

    • @MalekitGJ
      @MalekitGJ Před 3 lety +105

      Upvote this!
      Must build GLORIOUS Tea Plantations

    • @Mini_Squatch
      @Mini_Squatch Před 3 lety +51

      its been ages since tea was officially added mate

    • @Salle37
      @Salle37 Před 3 lety +78

      Imagine Spiff getting coached by DangerouslyFunny in StardewValley

    • @sevience1300
      @sevience1300 Před 3 lety +6

      Yeet

    • @engineergaming1624
      @engineergaming1624 Před 3 lety +26

      Like so that our tyrannical lea-* coughs * *Glorious and Majestic Savior Spiff* sees this

  • @leonardorivelorivelo9253
    @leonardorivelorivelo9253 Před 3 lety +210

    "Hello im the new Warden of the Prison."
    "Wait, IM THE WARDEN"
    "Wtf im the warden"
    "If You are the Warden, he is the Warden and Im the Warden then who is running the Prison?"

    • @calebbilling4984
      @calebbilling4984 Před 3 lety +11

      "The Warden."
      *[Confused noises in Warden(s)]*

    • @susa.k.a.pinkguy2036
      @susa.k.a.pinkguy2036 Před 3 lety

      *scooby doo theme plays* *shaggy enters the chat* ah, u feeble mortals have dared awoken the shaggy=?!?

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 Před 3 lety

      All of them are. Just don’t tell them that.

    • @Wapako
      @Wapako Před 3 lety +1

      Me! The real warden !

    • @EugeneRimmer
      @EugeneRimmer Před 3 lety

      No, I'm the warden!

  • @smile_or_kill7750
    @smile_or_kill7750 Před 3 lety +44

    The wardens on the intercom: "Imagine yourself in a frozen forest..."

  • @MrEvan312
    @MrEvan312 Před 2 lety +141

    Over a year later the duplication exploit does not seem to have been fixed... they're too afraid of what else Spiff may dig up if they get rid of this one.

    • @TaikaJamppa
      @TaikaJamppa Před rokem +3

      Oh it is still in the game, and I admit, I like it… but it is not very useful with other than these two wardens… I mean, really, I only play with Saphara anyway.

    • @CaptainB1994
      @CaptainB1994 Před 3 měsíci

      It's been fixed(if it was ever present) in the console version.

  • @chancentd
    @chancentd Před 3 lety +361

    Warden: there is no war in ba sing say

  • @mrsleepsleep40
    @mrsleepsleep40 Před 3 lety +142

    prisoner: has no food, water , hygiene , clothes, social interaction , fun , actually a purpose in the prison if you dont count the buffing of the death rate in the prison.
    the voice of the 20 wardens in his mind: chill bro its gonna be ok
    prisoner : this is the best day of my life.

    • @glenmcgillivray4707
      @glenmcgillivray4707 Před 3 lety +5

      Clearly someone hired Morgan Freeman.
      Twenty Times
      He's just reading the ingredients list on the cereal he gets to eat, and everyone is just CHILLING in their cells.

  • @jb111082
    @jb111082 Před 3 lety +12

    Police: Tell us where the drugs are, or you're going to prison for 20 years!
    Suspect: I'm not afraid of your prison
    Police: It's ran by Spiff
    Suspect: Here's a map!

  • @leglo4996
    @leglo4996 Před rokem +19

    I always love it whenever spiffing goes in announcer voice over

  • @Mgauge
    @Mgauge Před 3 lety +323

    The line between “prison” and “death cult” is a very thin one.

  • @Daikoon
    @Daikoon Před 3 lety +68

    I am getting a that mitchell and webb look feeling when i hear you say "everything is fine, all
    the issues are over now, please remain indoors" XD

    • @acls1239
      @acls1239 Před 3 lety +5

      @@thespiffingbrit stardew Valley I'm almost 100% sure that they added tea plants The vanilla game

    • @metallkopf988
      @metallkopf988 Před 3 lety +2

      One warden talking to another:
      "Hans... are we the _baddies_?!"

    • @jdbm1978
      @jdbm1978 Před 3 lety

      Mitchell and Webb dressed as Nazis once so should be cancelled including all of us for watching it, including Spiff. Sorry Spiff.

    • @HangTimeNinjas
      @HangTimeNinjas Před 3 lety

      where were you when the event occured? ahha

  • @huuweee
    @huuweee Před rokem +8

    "he is starving again, but honestly i do anything i can just to stop being arrested" - apparently everything besides building a kitchen that is.
    Also it is lovely how the prison is wide open but no one seems to care to just go home xD

  • @JMHusin
    @JMHusin Před 3 lety +11

    "There is no war in -Ba Sing Se- this prison" - The Pacifier

  • @codysmit
    @codysmit Před 3 lety +66

    When the day finally comes that people can be charged in real life for actions committed in video games, Spiff's trial will make the Nuremberg Trials look like a petty crimes charge.

    • @ScaredCat4
      @ScaredCat4 Před 3 lety +21

      Oh my friend, you haven't heard the horrifying tales of GrayStillPlays.

    • @richardbudgell7507
      @richardbudgell7507 Před 3 lety +4

      I laughed too hard at this and I ran to puke, you assholes are too funny *WHEEZING NOISES*

    • @LegoEngineer003
      @LegoEngineer003 Před 3 lety +6

      casey promise Gray will just place a few floating tables to confuse everyone, build a tower, then proceed to fly across the nation killing enemies with a bow in said tower

    • @christianfreedom-seeker934
      @christianfreedom-seeker934 Před 3 lety +1

      Uh, don't give the Left any more ideas!

    • @rbck8826
      @rbck8826 Před 3 lety

      Imagine call me kevins trial!

  • @David-kc4zi
    @David-kc4zi Před 3 lety +87

    Spiff: "I mean who actually, wants to build a prison; It's much easier to steal it really..."
    Me: Isn't stealing a prison, gonna get you.... you know.. sentenced to prison?

    • @gloreaf1850
      @gloreaf1850 Před 3 lety +17

      But if you steal the prison... It's your prison. You could just... let yourself out.

    • @AsuraBoss
      @AsuraBoss Před 3 lety +1

      Going to prison anyway.

  • @Yeetmastr4
    @Yeetmastr4 Před 7 měsíci +8

    15:07
    The danger level is decreasing because everyone is dying.

  • @ha7vds
    @ha7vds Před 3 lety +50

    this sounds like something a failed austrian painter would do

  • @frozenheartedgiant8330
    @frozenheartedgiant8330 Před 3 lety +110

    US prison system watching this video:
    Write that down, write that down.

    • @virani3120
      @virani3120 Před 3 lety +11

      Sadly there's already prison wardens who brag about spending less than 1$ per prisoner per day

  • @AKAGFunk
    @AKAGFunk Před 3 lety +130

    Spiff tokens are a perfectly balanced currency with no exploits.

    • @tinysaddledchicken9274
      @tinysaddledchicken9274 Před 3 lety

      I vote D, we all know what Spiff will do...

    • @TNP-
      @TNP- Před 3 lety

      ill spam d with different accounts
      s p i f

  • @buriedpet
    @buriedpet Před 2 lety +23

    Can you underflow the wardens calming effect to make the most dangerous prison in existence?

  • @firenutter1798
    @firenutter1798 Před 2 lety +15

    can you just imagine the rough day that be comming home from being the warden of the Spiffing Brit's jail saying to thereadorable famly how they got sacked nearly endlessly then cloned for the jails owners benifit

  • @SearcGaming
    @SearcGaming Před 3 lety +410

    "$1 a day per inmate is illigal" - American private security prisons say hello.

    • @elduendedeslaverdad9772
      @elduendedeslaverdad9772 Před 3 lety +25

      FPSRussia said it was 37 cents when he was in.

    • @FlameDarkfire
      @FlameDarkfire Před 3 lety +23

      Hell, Joe Arpaio fed his prisoners on $1.50 per day at his tent city jail.

    • @flopus7
      @flopus7 Před 3 lety +10

      Government prisons charge per day as well

    • @namnams1495
      @namnams1495 Před 3 lety +4

      American Schools say Hello

    • @AzureIV
      @AzureIV Před 3 lety +3

      The song "In the Arms of an Angel" are playing in the background.
      The commercial is in black and white.
      "For just $1 a day you can save an inmate."

  • @thaias9654
    @thaias9654 Před 3 lety +69

    Imagine starving to death but you don’t feel like you’re starving, just because 10 clones of the same guy said your are not starving in a calm, relaxing voice.

    • @anthonyromanelli1392
      @anthonyromanelli1392 Před 3 lety +5

      Such is the power of motivational speaking

    • @guy_autordie
      @guy_autordie Před 3 lety

      For knowing what starvation is, I can assure you, you will kill these guys.

    • @geckoo9190
      @geckoo9190 Před 3 lety +3

      I would be more worried about finding them all in a dark corridor

    • @bobbykuhn4582
      @bobbykuhn4582 Před 3 lety +4

      Religion summarized.

  • @Darwinator
    @Darwinator Před 3 lety

    I prepared my tea and let it brew but then forgot about it. Thanks to your intro I remembered to pause the video and go and get it! Thanks Brit!

  • @jacksonmulcahy
    @jacksonmulcahy Před 3 lety +24

    I feel like his comedy deserves more than 1.5M subs. Is it just me? he makes me laugh every video the whole time.

    • @ShadowWolf2023-yp5zg
      @ShadowWolf2023-yp5zg Před 7 měsíci

      While I have heard better, I do get a chuckle out some of his humor.

  • @tatters8236
    @tatters8236 Před 3 lety +89

    I just dawned on me that Australia is the perfect example of being too lazy to build a prison

    • @heeff
      @heeff Před 3 lety +6

      They didn’t have enough space. They tried to just keep the prisoners in prison boats called ‘hulks’ but when they discovered Australia they decided to use them for free labour

    • @christianfreedom-seeker934
      @christianfreedom-seeker934 Před 3 lety +2

      The Moon would be a PERFECT spot to house a series of prisons in the lava tubes. Think about it, no-one can escape it because of the vacuum of space!

    • @phroggu
      @phroggu Před 3 lety +4

      @@christianfreedom-seeker934 I'm sorry, THE MOON? LAVA TUBES? Did i miss a couple decades of technological advancements?

    • @kylenetherwood8734
      @kylenetherwood8734 Před 3 lety +3

      @@christianfreedom-seeker934 I like how you're a libertarian who wants a prison built on the moon.

  • @jerubaal101
    @jerubaal101 Před 3 lety +31

    Imagine being a hardened criminal and getting "the talk" from a high school guidance counselor every single day. It'd keep Charles Bronson suppressed.

  • @NestofBugs
    @NestofBugs Před 3 lety +2

    i just love the sound of your voice. this channel gets the table approval

  • @skiptoacceptancemdarlin
    @skiptoacceptancemdarlin Před 7 měsíci +2

    this is exactly the game a talented dev would design during his 6 months in county jail while awaiting a court date for a DUI (no, he can't afford bail. in America you can either buy your way out, or design a video game based on jail while you wait it out).

  • @pokediamond70
    @pokediamond70 Před 3 lety +129

    I’m convinced spiff is on a quest to break every game

    • @ssinji1185
      @ssinji1185 Před 3 lety +7

      @@thespiffingbrit a truly talented man you are

    • @twat9192
      @twat9192 Před 3 lety +2

      Pokediamond you are correct all he has to do is pong

    • @pokediamond70
      @pokediamond70 Před 3 lety +4

      The Spiffing Brit indeed i’m sure todd howard will be shaking in his boots when you wreck his next game

    • @humantent945
      @humantent945 Před 3 lety +1

      @@thespiffingbrit You have forgotten Yorkshire Tea - The Game

    • @yugitrump435
      @yugitrump435 Před 3 lety

      @@thespiffingbrit still waiting on 100 stat man vs the communitea

  • @infin8comet
    @infin8comet Před 3 lety +72

    6 people in a prison while starving: ThiS Is FiNe

  • @Lustr0us_Ma3str0
    @Lustr0us_Ma3str0 Před 3 lety +4

    the way multiple choice questions work is if there is an "all of the above" option, that the answer lol

  • @Kitsune36133
    @Kitsune36133 Před rokem

    This guy is such a great CZcamsr, everytime I watch his videos, I tell for my mom to start making some tea

  • @dakotadyer8813
    @dakotadyer8813 Před 3 lety +169

    The meal variety is still better than US school lunches

    • @wildwyatxbox
      @wildwyatxbox Před 3 lety +2

      Your not wrong

    • @damagedcortex1415
      @damagedcortex1415 Před 3 lety +4

      much better than US prisons

    • @jerbar1280
      @jerbar1280 Před 3 lety

      And the quality is much better than hospital food

    • @uckcpr
      @uckcpr Před 3 lety

      *laughs in tea land*

    • @HDTomo
      @HDTomo Před 3 lety

      Damn americans. Find it right to throw tea away and feed their children grub? Pfft!

  • @bruceluiz
    @bruceluiz Před 3 lety +28

    "Food is gas for the body. Meditation is gas for the soul"
    - 5th Snitch about to be shived

  • @ryanthelin6867
    @ryanthelin6867 Před 2 lety +26

    Imagine if the spiffing Scot and let's game it out did a collab that would be amazing! And most likely chaos😂

  • @redacted7230
    @redacted7230 Před 3 lety +23

    “We’re going to have low meal Quantity and low meal Variety”
    I’m other words: we moved to prison to the Soviet Union

    • @beefyblom
      @beefyblom Před 3 lety

      And then he just stopped feeding them. He literally created a GULAG

    • @Ahmed_Hasan_
      @Ahmed_Hasan_ Před 3 lety

      You mean out of the Soviet Union

  • @rocketman2485
    @rocketman2485 Před 3 lety +55

    Just finished a cup of tea. Must have summoned spiff

  • @lolcatsravenight
    @lolcatsravenight Před 3 lety +198

    Ah, Spiff is modelling the American Prison System today I see.

    • @joshlewis5065
      @joshlewis5065 Před 3 lety +9

      Way better than the Russian prison system. If you get cought with some weed, they will throw you in Black Dolphin with the cannibals.

    • @christianfreedom-seeker934
      @christianfreedom-seeker934 Před 3 lety +1

      Well the problem is prisoners are treated TOO WELL!

    • @englishsquidofficial
      @englishsquidofficial Před 3 lety +1

      The British prison system

  • @KnineFeline
    @KnineFeline Před 11 měsíci +1

    Spiff's prison theme: "Better than you deserve" XD

  • @AzureIV
    @AzureIV Před 3 lety +1

    9:36 The song "In the Arms of an Angel" are playing in the background.
    The commercial is in black and white.
    "For just $1 a day you can save an inmate."

  • @patrickbaker7014
    @patrickbaker7014 Před 3 lety +35

    The Spiffing Brit is just a slightly more sane version of Let's Game It Out

    • @why6860
      @why6860 Před 3 lety +2

      BombingLlamas Breaking News: is it still a surprise about what Florida man has done?

  • @timmywuwon2879
    @timmywuwon2879 Před 3 lety +52

    "Hello I am The Warden, who are you?"
    "I am The Warden."
    "Nice to meet you The Warden."
    "Same here The Warded."

  • @pauls5745
    @pauls5745 Před 3 lety +3

    I don't even play these games but watching them being exploited is fascinating!!
    I wonder if Prison Architect can be played with 0 prisoners?

  • @arthasmenethil9957
    @arthasmenethil9957 Před 2 lety +12

    I know the chances of him taking over the world are slim, but in that unlikely event, I want that Spiff token. D. Final Answer.

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ Před 3 lety +163

    Well historically, the British prison system has been rather hit-or-miss.

    • @Lord_Asshat
      @Lord_Asshat Před 3 lety +16

      Australia as example

    • @kyrnti1075
      @kyrnti1075 Před 3 lety +18

      I guess he didnt miss huh?

    • @apotatoman4862
      @apotatoman4862 Před 3 lety +4

      @@kyrnti1075 ...

    • @kyrnti1075
      @kyrnti1075 Před 3 lety +9

      You got a brit that never wants to sip ya (the Coffee get your mind out of the gutter)

    • @kyrnti1075
      @kyrnti1075 Před 3 lety +5

      He is gonna do a dup And he wont miss ya

  • @sigurd3580
    @sigurd3580 Před 3 lety +74

    British people are "experts" in terms of the justice system. So much so that the prisoners made their own country and declared independence.

    • @weesnaorc1203
      @weesnaorc1203 Před 3 lety +7

      Australia

    • @sevience1300
      @sevience1300 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeet

    • @tokiri485
      @tokiri485 Před 3 lety +7

      And yet the prison country made in a land that actively wants to kill them is still more sensible than the dipshits who threw tea in the harbour .

    • @olliesmith4235
      @olliesmith4235 Před 3 lety +2

      @@weesnaorc1203 I think you mean ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀

    • @robtoe10
      @robtoe10 Před 3 lety

      Ah...America... ;)

  • @laughingcrow9363
    @laughingcrow9363 Před 3 lety +4

    Truly splendid my good Spiff! But *gasp* I find myself disappointed to see that a true Brit such as yourself hasn't taken to exploiting the gods of Dark souls, surely you would be able to extend your British imperial arm to these "lesser beings" and show them the true British way.

  • @FlameDarkfire
    @FlameDarkfire Před 3 lety +7

    “$1 per day to feed inmates...” -Sheriff Joe Arpaio has entered chat

  • @simplex_games2493
    @simplex_games2493 Před 3 lety +58

    U said “he’s just passed out due to being unconscious” lol

  • @Markmylifewithwords
    @Markmylifewithwords Před 3 lety +85

    Spiff in a nutshell: If it doesn't involve tea. It i cannot see.

  • @Stormbreaker189
    @Stormbreaker189 Před 3 lety

    Having my very first cup of Yorkshire tea. Quite pleased. But quick question: is it best to have with sugar and/or honey, or is it best to just have straight in your opinion?

  • @pixelxmick1796
    @pixelxmick1796 Před 3 lety +6

    Year 3000: ‘earth is a perfectly balanced world with no exploits’
    Year 5000: *our universe is a perfectly balanced universe with no exploits*

  • @Master_Yoda1990
    @Master_Yoda1990 Před 3 lety +37

    When everyone is dead then there is no danger of starvation.

    • @SkyNinja759
      @SkyNinja759 Před 3 lety +5

      *_Stalin would like to know your location._*

    • @Master_Yoda1990
      @Master_Yoda1990 Před 3 lety +1

      SkyNinja759 🇰🇵 🇰🇵Kim didn’t want “all” to die, no guts if you ask me, so the next solution was it doesn’t exist if the people won’t complain about it 🤔🇰🇵🇰🇵

  • @gerhardvanniekerk3759
    @gerhardvanniekerk3759 Před 3 lety +93

    For the love of everything tea. Can we please get a video from Spiff co on the perfect balance of sid meier's civilization beyond earth.

    • @gerhardvanniekerk3759
      @gerhardvanniekerk3759 Před 3 lety +21

      @@thespiffingbrit A perfectly balanced game in the universe of Sid Meier

    • @rhawkas2637
      @rhawkas2637 Před 3 lety +4

      @@thespiffingbrit That sounds promising. XD

    • @firstnamelastname2703
      @firstnamelastname2703 Před 3 lety +2

      @@thespiffingbrit how did you reply to this before it was posted!?

    • @sircharlesvonpimpsmack7667
      @sircharlesvonpimpsmack7667 Před 3 lety +4

      It's because the power of tea gives power to the queen and therefore spiff.

    • @devonwilson8306
      @devonwilson8306 Před 3 lety

      @@gerhardvanniekerk3759 It wanted so badly to be Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, and it just wasn't.

  • @HewieSux
    @HewieSux Před 3 lety

    ~ 4:20 i thought you would show an image of Todd Howard when talking about copy-pasta due to Skyrim being 1 dungeon over and over :P

  • @phantomghost750
    @phantomghost750 Před 4 měsíci

    I just wanna say I love your videos

  • @fading_cinder7513
    @fading_cinder7513 Před 3 lety +10

    Nooo you can’t just abuse digital prisoners into starvation
    Spiff: hahaha infinite wardens exploits go burrurrur

  • @blax140
    @blax140 Před 3 lety +38

    Even if a game doesn't have an economy spiff is still gunna find a unlimited money glitch

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma Před 3 lety +6

      Of course, he is British after all.

  • @riskyworks
    @riskyworks Před 2 lety +3

    Spiff should become the ruler of England, by breaking Monarchy and becoming the new leader… Not really, but also yes, because free tea

  • @anthonyfrost1123
    @anthonyfrost1123 Před 3 lety +1

    I love how you first call out Rita as the warden of choice, then choose the Pacifier as the one you actually use lmfao.

  • @thaynewarnick5715
    @thaynewarnick5715 Před 3 lety +7

    You've done it again you mad man! I must get the tea for this one.

  • @bluewuppo
    @bluewuppo Před 3 lety +5

    I see you took inspiration from the U.S prison system with that whole entrapment plan

  • @martonwirth2975
    @martonwirth2975 Před 2 lety

    The food: school canteens (at least at where I live) charge basicly 0.7 dollars a day for food and it's horrible but has variety

  • @wandlo11111
    @wandlo11111 Před 2 lety

    I good old cuppa is added to prison architect. the spiffing brit: Ladies and gentleman you know what we are going to do. Make a massive tea industry!

  • @ralf7823
    @ralf7823 Před 3 lety +72

    China laughs at your feeble attempt to recreate their prison system.

  • @tomchubby1438
    @tomchubby1438 Před 3 lety +9

    I will only be concerned when spiff puts something up along the lines of ‘Is not perfectly balanced’. At this point we are in the end times

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 Před 3 lety +1

      Oooh, I want to see a title saying: [Thing] is *not* perfectly balanced.
      Though I would be concerned as well

    • @tomchubby1438
      @tomchubby1438 Před 3 lety

      Thaias it would be condemned!!!

  • @oboll6064
    @oboll6064 Před 3 lety +3

    Spiff, you can toggle auto placement of lights in the foundations menu, which also transfers over to quick build. This prevents you from spending money on the lights that most of your exploit rooms have and aren't powered, meaning they also prevent them from annoying you and/or your viewers with the constant blinking icon.

  • @AventuroPlays
    @AventuroPlays Před 3 lety

    Prison Architect indeed is the best forestry tycoon sim out there^^

  • @dffdff-kw7rc
    @dffdff-kw7rc Před 3 lety +42

    sees title
    no tree farming literally unwatchable

  • @TheAstropigey
    @TheAstropigey Před 3 lety +15

    The answer is actually secret option E: Yes AND MORE!!

  • @jaredhaspants5280
    @jaredhaspants5280 Před 3 lety

    Spiff, I'm sure you've already heard but if you haven't Crusader Kings 3 is scheduled to release this year. With that being said....100 stat man/Reanu Keeves may need to make an appearance.

  • @luismunoz588
    @luismunoz588 Před 3 lety +4

    22:47 Little did Spiff know that Paul Frost was arrested on 27 counts of tax evasion and failure to pay child support.

  • @imsofakingcool4488
    @imsofakingcool4488 Před 3 lety +7

    "A snitch was just murdered" sounded so odd coming from you haha

  • @ZachMcZachington
    @ZachMcZachington Před 3 lety +18

    Definitely D, can’t wait for you to take over so I get my spiff token

  • @KelseyDrummer
    @KelseyDrummer Před 2 lety

    "Wacky war crimes"
    I see the CZcams algorithm gods have blessed me this eve.

  • @snuggstcg
    @snuggstcg Před 3 lety

    Rudimentary Girthy Pernus made me spit my tea out. Thanks

  • @archiealderdice1852
    @archiealderdice1852 Před 3 lety +23

    I just send my prisoners of to a far away land were they will probably die.
    Edit guys my prisoners are starting a country please help

    • @es7992
      @es7992 Před 3 lety +4

      Easy. Use the extinction bomb.

    • @archiealderdice1852
      @archiealderdice1852 Před 3 lety +2

      @@es7992 thanks for the tip I'll try that does fire bombs work as that is what I am currently using on the country

    • @es7992
      @es7992 Před 3 lety +2

      Probaly, just make sure they don't get any

  • @DesolatorMagic
    @DesolatorMagic Před 3 lety +4

    This reminds me of the Mordor 2 glitch where you create a new character, trade them -100000 and then delete them and you get positive 100000 currency lol.

  • @maniclehedgehog
    @maniclehedgehog Před 3 lety

    Damn, Spiff really out here going full sheriff Joe Arpio

  • @bigjoe114
    @bigjoe114 Před 3 lety

    i wish i had the soothing voice to sooth me in covid but I don't need the soothing voice because I have tea!