I Built A Prison Island In 100 Days - Tropico 6
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- čas přidán 19. 05. 2024
- Welcome, friends, to the most devious scam Tropico 6 has ever seen. Today I, The Spiffing Brit, will be setting up my island dictatorship in this tycoon simulator game with a twist. My goal is to lure as many people to the island as possible then send all of our population to jail. Once we have built a prison island our economy will be broken and we can profit off of the convict labour. Now we wont just rely on our own population but also the tourism industry that will be providing an endless stream of wealthy foreign tourists that we can introduce to our tourist trap that they will never escape from!
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On top of this I will be exploiting the games upkeep mechanics by stacking fire stations to bring maintenance costs into the negatives allowing us to make money from upkeeping expensive buildings. The result is a classical infinite money exploit! So who needs GTA6 when you can instead enjoy GTA tropico in prison!
00:00 - Intro
00:47 - Our Constitution
04:22 - Setting up a Penal Colony
06:13 - Why not arrest everyone?
10:15 - The tourist trap
11:58 - Operation Convict Labor
14:30 - MORE PRISONS!
18:41 - Fire Stations = CASH!
23:04 - Outro & Thanks for Watching!
title: I Built A Prison Island In 100 Days - Tropico 6
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#tourist #trap #game - Hry
I like that the first thing you built was a road which flattened several poor peoples houses.
This is the true industrialist way.
It's what the Queen would have wanted.
They shouldn't have built their houses there then
@@defectiveindustries selfish.
they're not poor people,they're economically challenged sla- i mean workers, yeah economically challenged workers..
I imagine there is a travel agency that is getting a sweet kickback for everyone they send. Or doctor sending patients to a tropical resort where "they burn the pounds off of you."
The health spa recommended by Dr Zoidberg in Futurama 😂
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I don't know what the place is like, but for every one I send there they send me a bucket of shrimp!
they can certainly afford to XD
Wasn't there an episode of Talespin like that?
I mean... It's not the highest rated place I've ever seen, but I've never heard a single bad thing about this island from anyone that went there. So it can't be that bad right? And look at the brochures, free room and board, vibrant multicultural paradise with brand new high rise apartments and robust public services! Even the tagline is great "once you arrive youll feel like you can never leave!". Honey, I think this vacation is gonna be perfect, its so cheap it's like they're paying to get us there!
Imagine a bunch of guys sail up to Istanbul, put the Hagia Sophia on their boat, and then sail away without anyone doing anything about it.
That's some Despicable Me shenanigans
*Would You like to visit my Island for A Holiday? Some say its so good you will never want to leave!*
Let's gooo🎉
Long as there’s tea
I would love to!
Trying to book a room now.
Can I be an island employee? Then yes. (I also received my complimentary get out of jail free card)
Not 2 minutes in, and Spiffo already has a plan for instauring slavery. I should have expected that.
Spiff's plan: Replicate the American prison system, and American stances on contraceptives to keep people poor and pumping out babies.
You really should have.
What is this zombie project raccoon doing here?
Wait... I called him Spiffo?! :'D
I'm imagining the negative upkeep costs on those Apartments are because you actually opened the world's largest Trade School for Firemen (with a focus on preventative measures through Building inspectors). People fly from all over the world and pay you exorbitant tuition to study fire safety, modern earthquake stability methods, and run daily exercises in your vast complex of test facilities.
2:35 spiff just had flashbacks to the Boston Tea Party
This video is so incredibly funny and ironic.Spiff played prison architect, but made a tree/ tea farming simulator. He plays tropico 6 that has farming as a main point, and turns it into a prison island 😂 I love this so much!!!🤣
We need another Prison Architect video! 😂
Lets be honest it truly is perfectly balanced as all things should be
It checks out if you look at the history of the UK and colonies.
Uno reverse
Imagine living in that apartment building with the dozens, if not hundreds of building inspections on a daily basis
I'd move out
And if you fail any one of them, for any reason...well, you go to prison.
Imagine being one of those fire fighters whos job is inspections then their off hours are plagued by other inspections.
@@Tempusmon no time to put fire out xD
You're having to time your showers carefully cuz if you're not careful someone's gonna knock on the bathroom door
I can excuse the forced labor camp stuff, but I feel Spaff crossed a line when he surrounded the apartment complex with fire stations.
Think of the noise! Living in those apartments must be hellish!
Yeah, if I had to live there, I would go to the nearest police station and let myself get arrested.
Not necessary. First of all: new buildings can be incredible soundproof. And second: if there is no emergency, fire trucks don´t use the siren. And even if there is an alarm, they normally only start the siren, when they need it. (In case of high speed and a crossing, and so on.). I worked a few years close to a fire station in a small city. Where there is very little fire alarm. In two years i heard them once. And then i just closed the window. And didn´t heard them anymore.
That's where the money comes from. People are paying to not have to live there
@@baldurkukukari4051Massive assumption that the average New Australian can just afford a soundproof home.
@@NA-AN I wanted to make some comparison, because some years ago the average australian was quite rich in regard to many other countries. Then i checked the average income and living costs nowadays. And were left back with a big minus.
I am sorry for you. You really have my condolence.
Everyone: What lessons can we learn from the pandemic.....
Spff: YES, what lessons indeed.... *sips tea maniacally*
Everyone:
Everyone: *sobs in handcuffs*
Spiffing Brit appears to view the UN declaration human rights as a bucket list of some sort.
I love it.
Geneva convention? Don't you mean Geneva suggestion?
the UN world send soldiers to get their citizens but he would just arrest them
@@Taxevader-gk9msand then the UN soldiers would just immediately walk themselves into prison like everyone else seems to lmao
@@damianfry2080nah it’s the Geneva checklist
He saw the list of offenses counting as war crimes and though "those are rookie numbers"
Man I can't believe I can experience what it's like to be a miner on a tropical island and all for free, I love the tour guide and El Presidente that have arranged for this program.
As an Australian convict this is 100% historically accurate
I just imagine some poor tourist saying something like "I love it so much I never want to leave" and then they just hear from behind them "and you never will" right before they get arrested XD
After the last few years, this feels more like a historical simulator.
Oh good I though I was being crazy
By historical do you mean 24th July 2019 to 6th September 2022? At least for minutes 6 through 10
That part was the historical part, everything else is future cannon @@Nestor_Makhno
Yes EXACTLY that
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All thats missing is Billy G the computer nerd,
and a bunch of corrupt politicians,
lets call them Boris Johnny, Matthew HandCOCK and ALL their chums who need to be sent to this island
yeh me too bro maybe 2019 to 2020 gov stole the idea from spiff
New Australia: starts seeing a harmless cough go around.
Spiff: Everyone panic you're all going to die!
Also Spiff: Steals a whole ass building to deal with people being sick.
I'm sure there are CEOs of American for-profit prison corporations who are watching this video and furiously taking notes.
They don't have to take notes, they already did everything that they need to
Harmless Cough: happens
Spiff: CITIZENS IT IS A *PANDEMIA*
The EU sending money to a criminal country is too real
birds of a feather flock together
rael
@@carlosporto8255 in comparison to what ?
@@CJV69In the eyes of megacorps and other "friendly" players..
Like israel 😅
who knew spiff could replicate the American prison system so well.
Except it's more like the Japanese prison system.
Yas
Yesah
Yes
Yeah
China played Tropico 6 and tried to use that modern apartment exploit in real life, it didn't work out very well
They forgot to add all those firestations in those ghost cities
I understand why the game doesn’t have a drag select to arrest feature but I bet by the end Spiff’s clicking finger would have appreciated it
The tourists get a great deal instead of paying for a hotel they get free room and board
I love how spiff loves coffee so much, he wants to make the whole ocean a gigantic coffee mug
Hey spiff, isn't it funny how once you got the emergency powers you never had to give them back? Kinda reminds me of a funny story I heard in 2020
Hah!
there is nothing more permanent than a temporary solution
I have no idea what you mean (starts blinking Morse code)
10/10 accuracy honestly
Speaking of Emergency power, remind me of a certain Gungan...
I love that the devs allow you to exploit basically every feature of tropico, its basically an absurdly immersive exploit simulator :P
Careful, Brit. If you dump too much coffee into the sea, it'll all be one big cuppa
Joe?
You have literally described Britain in a modern day nutshell.
I remember watching this a couple of years back.
I'm 98% sure that roughly 89% of Tropico's GDP went into making the leader's palace.
I love this island. The ship I was on mysteriously sank from an explosion, but some pirates saved me. I was given the best job ever, taking all of the coffee beans and throw them right into the ocean.
"How'd you like to visit Spiff's Island Paradise?"
-The most accurate description of threatening someone with a good time.
@8:25 Getting some real 2020 vibes here...
You sent half of New Australia to prison camps because of over-hyping a mild virus. 10/10, just like the real deal. 👏👏
at least he didnt force people to take a experimental gene therapy drug that no one takes responsibility for
ive been watching spiff videos too long, when he said "theres a way around this" talking about a random arrested persons family causing problems. My first and immediate response was "Arrest the whole family"
I almost forgot how great this game is
“Harmless Cough”
Also known as Covid 😂
this is the basest portrayal of "harmless cough" I have seen so far xD
This is giving me flashbacks from 2020 and 2021.
How to 2020 guide.
Imagine being a smuggler in Spiff's Tropico:
"Pssst, man, I brought you some cigarettes, medicines, and condoms"
Spiff always plays the games the way the game developers really intended. Perfectly balanced :D
Careful SB, your videos are becoming prophetic...
*sips tea* Ah, yes, the perfect game for Spiff. The game where you can become a dictator and send everyone to prison. Peak British simulator.
8:23 became a little too real for everyone.
Fr 💀
8:26 literally a 2019-2022 simulation
Spiff casually making a quick run back of 2020.
Spiff, are you re-enacting the COVID Crisis? That's brilliant
I’m a simple man, I see new spiff video, I drop everything and watch it
Make sure you sit down when holding a baby
Anyone ever think tropico is TOO realistic? 😂
8:26 literally 2019-2022
@@faustinpippin9208 This just in: 20+ million dead people now counts as harmless. Interesting that it's almost always people who think that killing 6 million people in the 30s and 40s was also a good idea.
@@DrZaius3141 ok bot....i tried to respond to your comment but ofc my comment got deleted when i said obvious things that they dont want you to know....freedom of speach btw....
@@faustinpippin9208 Let me guess: You wanted to deny either the Holocaust or the reality of Covid. Because instead of grief for the lives lost you live in denial because your favorite propaganda outlet told you so and you believe literally anything you're fed.
@@faustinpippin9208for real... point out massive government overreach and the response is always "it was bad so many people died". Uhhh ya we never said it wasn't bad but okay...
Regular Kiwi viewer and loyal subject of HM wishes to congratulate you for another fine video with brilliant sense of humour, supreme accuracy in depiction of history and a fantastic taste.
Take that Australia.
Oh heck yeah! I started your channel watching the Tropico and prison architect vids! 🎉❤
Spiff! Thank God for you and the British Empire! I haven't had a good day so far in the four hours since it started.
The jolt of joy and dopamine I got was perfectly balanced, thank you. My day is much better already.
Spiff is my main dopamine dealer, well, after puppies, sunshine and fresh donuts after church. I don't get dopamine from tea anymore, I can only get Tetley's
I am glad you've discovered the popular way of increasing GDP with empty modern buildings in ghost cities.
One of my favourite youtubers honestly, converted my from PG to Yorkshire. Always the perfect videos too
8:56 I’m wondering if spiff is trying to say something here haha
Is Tropico a better Bond villain series than Evil Genius? Also, it's amazing to see Spiff enacting future Tory policies.
*sips Tea* Time for another exploitation motivation video! Love you spiffing Brit! You’ve inspired me to do the same lol
Spiff just recreated the global issue we moved out of last year.
I love how this game of Tropico also is a contemporary commentary of the period of the "cough" that we have.
Developers should offer tea dlc's in those kind of games for our dear spiffi. Just 5 pounds for adding a tea recourse (or switch coffee out for tea)
Spiff providing coffein to the fishes so they can swim faster is so admirable 2:28
I'm a bit disapointed that we didn't get to hear Penultimo.
The amount of currently relevant things in this, is not only impressive but memeworthy and impressively memeworthy. If you know, you know. If you don't.. lol, k.
dunno if im projecting but i liked the clandestine social commentary :)
"New Australia" is so freaking funny. Nice humor Spiff
It's just like those countries such as [REDACTED]! Fantastico.
I genuinely hope--chef's kiss--that the prisons all create the tea that Spiffing Brit enjoys so much.
Spiff recreating the Chinese housing crisis at the end there.
This, uh... hits a lil close to home 😅
Another tropico vid? It's been awhile, and I always enjoy the quality of your content.
I never knew that Spiff was trying to break into the documentary industry. Excellent first entry!
I love the idea that Hagia Sophia could be stolen by a couple pirates in a PT boat
>This diseace is absolutely harmless
> But it will allow me to abuse my power and destroy the freedom of my citizens
Poetry
Damn bro, just recreated the last 3 years of reality in a game
8:26 literally 2019-2022 D:
Spif just recreated reality with this one.
As an Australian myself I find this 100% accurate.👌
This just feels like the same video as the prison only challenge from 3 years ago.
I dunno what you want Tropico never changes
I'm not saying the video is bad by any means, I still enjoyed it. It just felt like a different way to get the same result.
*_sips coffee_
*_laughs nervously_
*_continues watching anyway_
This video hits too close to home lol. A cough that is over blown for panic and to push for more power sounds familiar.... lol
8:26 is literally 2019-2022 lol
Damn that VB-23 (also known as the Longneckvirus) devastating New Australia.
spiff isn't the speedrunner we need, he's the speedrunner we deserve.
So I assume I'll get arrested, use my get out of jail card, then get arrested again immediately after leaving the prison.
By going to jail you lose your job.
Unemployment is illegal and punishable by jail time.
Use of a Get Out of Jail Free card is punishable by 10 years imprisonment and a fine not exceeding Band C on the Standard Scale
Sounds like a lovely vacation!
Any day that Spiff plays Tropico is a great day.
As someone who plays Tropico 6 I have no idea how this man did this
Harmless disease
Increase panic
Have a palace party
Sounds like Spiff got some inspiration 😂
💀
8:26 =2019-2022 simulation
A fascinating documentary
Thank you for bringing joy
Spiff: *Makes nation based on prison industrial complex. Arrests all poor and foreigners. Names Country New Australia.*
United States: Am I a fu***ng joke to you?!
It's always fun to see you play tropico
Sounds like a lovely island I'd love to bring my family there.
I love this game. Wish they'd make another. Good videos!
"Welcome to Tropico! You're under arrest! Please enjoy your prison!"
"Oh, look! They even have an arts and crafts area for kids! They're making ash trays! How adorable!"
"Sending people to remote penal colonies is a British tradition." -Spiff
You earned my Like at "Yes, we can grow coffee beans so we can dump them into the ocean." 🤣
first time viewer. what a fun video to watch. love the photo selection with the all the reactions. love the commentary. love the game play. lol thank you much
Game developers: let’s make a game that will have no bugs or exploits
Spiff: as you see this gives me infinite money and is pErFeCtLy BaLaNcEd-
Ironically: Haha he's making the US prison system
10 minutes in: Oh god he's making the US prison system
In what ways exactly does this resemble the US prison system
@@MidwestFarmToys If you don't think there isn't some capitalist incentive to incarcerating minorities and lower social class persons in the US I need you to look to the past decade of sociology of the US
@@SnakeyBoiii871 there is incentive in incarcerating criminals. The easiest way to not be a criminal is simply to not be a criminal. I don't give a flying fvck what color they are.
@@MidwestFarmToys yes we both agree that there's an incentive to incarcerate criminals but also there's a lot of people who are discriminated against and end up being pressured to accept plea bargains when they are innocent. There are definitely dirty cops out there who don't care about innocence but rather oppressing minorities.
@@MidwestFarmToys I highly recommend you read Walking with the Devil: The Police Code of Silence. You may not care what color a person is but there are people out there who will utilize a person's skin color and IQ to get a false confession.
Brit over here becoming a FarCry villain
I think you should check the fine print on that get out of jail free card. Not only is it one use only, but using it is probably some sort of crime that means you go right back to prison.
It feels like video game developers purposefully add in stupid features like "the freedom to arrest anyone" so someone like Spiff could come around and abuse it.
thats how it works in real life
8:26 is literally 2019-2022
Tropico *is* a dictator simulator.
@@faustinpippin9208 lmaooo