Turning WARhammer Into PEACEhammer - Total War Warhammer 3 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game
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- čas přidán 17. 05. 2024
- Welcome to Total War Warhammer 3 the world's grandest fantasy strategy real time strategy and turn based strategy game. You can control a faction in the Warhammer universe and lead them on their quests that largely involve waging total war and attempting a world conquest by eliminating every other faction. So whether you are a dwarf, elf, chaos dwarf, or undead vampire necromancer the goal is still to wage total war on everyone else. Today The Spiffing Brit will be exploiting TW: Warhammer 3 and seeing if it is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if everything is broken. I am certain the developers expect you to perform a world conquest within just 18 turns. So get comfy and prep your Warhammer 3 dlc for a new strategy of diplomacy and vassals.
CHAPTERS
00:00 - Intro
02:00 - Getting Started
03:44 - Giga Diplomacy
06:54 - Vassalising the Dwarves
10:29 - The Greenskins Join!
12:20 - Succumbing to Chaos
14:58 - Ruling the WORLD!
16:49 - Crash & Thanks for Watching!
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Title - Turning WARhammer Into PEACEhammer - Total War Warhammer 3 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game
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*Well that escalated quickly!*
The more you hate me the more I become irresistible to you
Yo, it’s the guy that comes from the land of tea
How could we hate our British Overlord Spiff?
Who could ever hate you Spiff? well other than all the people who hate you
This kind of reminds me of the appeasement politics done by the allies prior to WW2 to germany, where they agreed to everything aslong as germany didn't start a war.
I mean they agreed to giving away parts of tchechoslovakia in a meeting whithout anyone representing the land that was being traded.
Hi I
- Plays Total War
- Plays as a khorny murder fan
- Achieves world peace in 20 turns
He's like Trump who can end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours.
@@taffelost6221 no he can't. That would just lead into massive genocide and destruction of entire world (in long run) if Ruzzia would be allowed to do whatever they want.
@@Tesprientire world? Yeah? Lol
@@Tespri technically he would end the war tho
@@thewizard1 at cost of genocide entire nation?
Playing Archaon is basically friendship building simulator but extremely violent. So it's fitting for Spiff. He basically is the Everchosen of video game exploits. He is Spiffing the Everchosen!
Hi
@@Archaon-hl3jj🤣🤣🤣
Spiff the Everbroken, Champion of the Chaos Exploits, Chosen of his Majesty the King and Lord Protector of all things Tea and British!
Love to see Spiff the Everbroken at work!
This heresy burns my skin. SIGMAR BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY!!!
Archaon, riding his little pony, showing people that friendship is indeed magic
I always knew my little pony was chaos faction
69 👍
And magic is HERESY
As he drinks from the chalice filled with the laughter of small dwarf men and the blood and tears of his enemies.
Chaos achieving a _diplomatic_ victory through the power of everyone hating them so much. It's so hilarious and wonderful, I absolutely love it.
"The greatest way to spread suffering is not to destroy, it's to subjugate"
I'm taking this advice, thanks Spif!
He's British so it's an expert opinion
"The Barbary Slave Trade has entered the chat".
Nobody suffers more than the dead....
@@pauperslament3467 wrong, the dead suffer the least
@@KNR90 Not in Warhammer.
In the grim darkness of Total War Warhammer, there is only peace.
*Friendship - Under my feet :P
A comment all Emperors, Warbosses, and murder soul hungry deities of violence approve of
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13
“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16
Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out.
-Acts 3:19
:)
@@osoaries🦫
@@VirusXAX🦫
chaos is so unpredictable, you shouldn't be surprised that one day they choose friendship over voilence
Technically Archaons whole endgame was to use power of Chaos to flip middle finger to Chaos. What's better way to do that then after conquering the world on verge of total control just say that you're bored and retire to be next emperor, blueballing said "gods"?
Friendship is magic and magic is chaos
And then you have Nurgle which is all about friendship. Just don't mind 6390396 diseases they gave you every time you interact with them.
@@MagicHjalti Just like Discord did it
🙃
Spiff has brought Peace, Justice and Security to his new Empire.
YOUR NEW EMPIRE?!
i see what you did there :P
If you did this with Soltek suneater, your leader would have gotten a 5% bonus to weapon strength and unit mass for each of your vassals. By then end you would be a one man doomstack.
He did that in another video
I played him in a different video but not using this exact exploit. However yes it is VERY BROKEN
@@thespiffingbritI think you mean perfectly balanced...
But who needs infinate mass and power when the whole world is your friend?
That would make him the strongest that he could become. Because most faction should still be in the game.
"Archaon's parents probably called him Archie"
And that's when he decided to destroy the world.
He was a foundling Norscan raised in a Sigmarite monastary.
@@JoshSweetvale i know
By the Power of friendships.
- Archie ( my Little Pony Fan) 🐎
By using the Power of primal Kyogre
It is said that no one hates the Chaos Gods more than Archaon. This is the ultimate revenge for him. Instead of destroying the world, he will rule it peacefully, with no one ever fighting each other.
No war, no disease, no excess, no change.
So.... he becomes a follower of the Gods of Law?
"Breaking treaties with vassals to create new vassals will now break correctly and impact your reliability rating." Spiff has done it again, he has changed the world by revealing its stupidities. Truly a glorious moment for Tea Drinkers everywhere.
*Tea LEAVES
What the hell even IS a “tEa dRiNkEr” anyway????
@@bensoncheung2801 well you see, tea is this hot beverage, you drink beverages, you drink tea you are tea drinker.
If you drink alcohol, you are alcohol drinker. Or drunk. or both. Alcoholic works too. Teaholic not so much.
@@reigoj8228 Okay.
(I’ve forgotten the names of the other channel member tiers! I remember one being “Tea Enjoyer”, but nothing else!)
This man is the most polite exploiter I’ve ever seen.💀
The classic British
You must be new here. Grab some tea and enjoy
@@PedroArenales106Such a Fatal Error in exploiters.
He is a posh Brit, the pure image of politeness ☕️
Reminds me of southern hospitality
My favourite part is how Archie is still somehow very trustworthy despite threatening to break every diplomatic treaty ever made.
Truly British.
All the vassals sitting around a table commiserating how much they absolutely hate you while they do what you tell them. I love it. It's like playing D&D.
More like: An average day at your job.
@@miskatonic6210 At least at the job you get paid and don't have to pay your boss.
Chaos being friendly and not chaotic is the most chaotic thing I've seen in Warhammer. Tzeentch is at it again, I see
"The greatest way to spread suffering is not to destroy it's to subjugate" spoken like a true Englishman
They'll give you terrible things, like electricity and healthcare! *shudders*
@@BloodwyrmWildheart in referring to the less savory parts of British history, like glorious colonization
@@BloodwyrmWildheartjust ask the billion dead Indians or millions of dead Irishmen!
@@ilajoie3 That doesn't make any sense, colonization was the best thing the Brits have ever done
@@BloodwyrmWildheart Maybe you should read up on your history. The only things the Brits and other European nations gave their colonies were famines, unequal laws, genocide and slavery.
> tfw Hate makes you more susceptible to the influence of Chaos
> tfw Spiff's actually playing the Chaos faction so accurately it's concerning
I didn't know that Archaeon of all people can accomplish world peace this quickly and easily. Every faction is alive and no one can declare war on each other. Truly peace in our times.
This is perhaps the most Tzeentch-like way to win a TWW3 campaign I have ever seen. Spiff truly is the new Lord of Change.
Love or Hate Spiff, you'll join his growing horde all the same
There is no escape
@@thespiffingbrit Part of the ship. Part of the crew.
How about staying neutral? You could never subjugate Geralt of Rivia!
@@thespiffingbrit Flashback to a certain live stream. @.@
Even us coffee drinkers... somehow.
Given Warhammer Fantasy lore, this isn't the most outrageous thing I've ever seen. I also loved how by the end, the other chaos factions were really pleased with you. Be'lakor in particular was just a big fan of the subjugation and spread. What a lad.
That's because of Archon's faction effect, giving him positive relations with chaos aligned factions for each vassal he has.
Reminds me of that Sun Tzu quote “Keep your friends close; keep your enemies closer.” but in this case the enemies not only want to be as close as possible but they're even giving you money so you can get closer with the friendly factions too. It certainly makes everyone seem mentally insane.
As much as I love the longer videos, shorter ones like these are refreshing to see
Sometimes it takes me 4 days to record a Warhammer video. This one took me only 6 hours. So refreshing for me 😂
@thespiffingbrit it makes me very happy to see them thank you very much
Who could have thought Archeon was the friendliest and most welcoming guy around.
Archaon was the best for this mission, because when you vassalise you also gain friendship for chaos factions, allowing you to be loved and hated by your vassals
Spiff literally just achieved world peace
Total Peace Friendhammer 3
Khorne: 'Angry Yelling'
@@ShadowWolfRisingThe more you hate the more you'll be vassalized BAHAHAHHAHAHA
Spiff: *breaks dozens of treaties every turn*
Total Warhammer III: Reliable
How CA has fallen
"How CA has fallen"
*Offers to break military access with Electronic Arts*
I think you mean you want to be friends with CA.
Reliable in the fact that he'll alway break your war treaty. He'll go as far as entering a treaty with you just so he could be the one to broke it.
I wonder why that is, though he was using some mod for that. Especially when he canceled that non-aggression pact and still was reliable, weird.
Archaon woke up today and chose friendship. What a strange way to bring about world peace. lol
Archaon the Everchosen gets increased research rate for each vassal he owns and as you can see at 15:45 it means a sweet 1130% research rate ;)
You should have picked Kolek Suneater since he gets stronger with each vassal you get. He becomes absolutely massive when you do something like this to break the game. He becomes larger than the walls of a settlement.
Spiff broke not only the game but his PC as well. Absolute legend
I think they've fixed this sadly, as Archaeon I can't offer to break military access with my vassals
"Reliability: very High" is the funniets part about the entire exploit.
''Friendship is the ultimate way of subjuation''
Achie the Everfriend, probably
I just realised that even though vassalizing some of these factions should be next to impossible through legitimate gameplay, the characters still have individual dialogue for the event.
Nothing is impossible. For example you can befriend anyone by giving them sufficient gifts. Giving them treasure and trading them settlements (for nothing).
What's even more funny is that spiff literally made world peace in a game built around endless war and with 200 factions left. Incredible
Tzeentch would be proud of your devious machinations.
Spiff and Total War, always a great combination
I'm amazed you didn't start as belakor because he starts in Britain and you get to use his shadow gates to invade the entire world
Spiff is still breaking the game less then the devs.
haha shots fired
Love this AU where Archaeon the Everchad unites the entire world under one banner, thereby ushering in a new era and changing the series name to Peacehammer
I think strength ranking is not determined by the amount of land you hold or the vassals you have, but rather the size of your military. It’s happened to me before that I would fight a faction that’s considered stronger than me, wipe out their entire military in one turn, and by the next turn they’d be considered one of the weakest factions on the map, even if I didn’t take any settlements.
This is really taking "Have your friends close, your enemies closer." to a whole new level.
Thank you Spiff for being the most polite Exploiter of games. And thank you for introducing me to Yorkshire Tea.
just noticed that you are using stock images with your personal watermark on them
that's honestly absolutely brilliant
Ah yes the French, the most feared of all factions in WarHammer
When you try and declare on someone it will take into account the combined strength rankings of you and your vassals! I'd be curious to see just how skewed the bar is vs. the bigger factions later in the game.
Great video, a true friendship enveloped the entire fantasy world, love it.
And so Archaon found that friendship was indeed Magic
This is the definition of “ they just sold their sould to the devil ”.
Considering that the previous Warhammer Total War exploits Spiff showcased were rather hit-or-miss, I didn't expect much from this one, but then it turned out to be an *actual* exploit this time, and an absolutely hilarious one at that. Good find.
He got pretty lucky with his Kholek campaign by finding that regen item. You could wear him down till he dies but with that thing, he's pretty much unstoppable
I find it hilarious that a destructive chaos being conquer the lands with friendship.
1:40 Fun lore fact: Archie is actually a less dorky name than the pre-chaos-alinement Archaon had in canon;
Diederick.
Archaon's original name was Diederick.
Later Diederick Kastner after being adopted into a noble family taking on their surname.
This was so beautiful. Thank you Spiff.
I had a game of TWW2 where my archeon had a defensive alliance with wood elves and several of the french factions, and very high rep with dwarves and high elves.
All because i spend 200 turns playing wack a mole trying to wipe out the vampires.
It seems a Hungarian spririt has possesed chaos.
Can't wait for him to break Baldur's Gate 3
Maybe the real Warhammer was the friends we made along the way.
The chaos gods, in an attempt to do the most chaotic thing possible, created world peace.
Watching your 'Perfectly Balanced' videos usually have me stunned with the degree by which a game can be broken, but this one literally had me slack-jawed. Behold the power of Yorkshire Tea!
Spiff breaking games is always a pleasant experience like tea
Karl Franz: "No peace. Just war."
Archaeon: "No, I don't think I will."
Archaon the everchosen really said: i have no enemies
Glad to see another TWW vid from you Spiff!
Well the explanation is simple: Vassals don't count towards your strength ranking. Only your money, buildings and armies do.
This is is better lore than the actual end times.
Honestly I haven't played any other Warhammer game aside from Vermintide and Darktide but I really should because it's an interesting universe and there's alot of games about it, so thank you for making this video it might convice me to try this.
It's a really fun game if you love the lore
@@thespiffingbrit Yeah well I heard there's alot to the lore and it would probably make me insane trying to learn every bit of it but thank you I will.
Total warhammer 3 is an utter mess right now, I wouldn’t advise it
@@neildeeley4177 I mean there are aspects of it that are bad and others that are good but there is still nothing else like it. Yeah the new dlc policy sucks though xD
Verminyide 1's city is 8n total Warhammer. You can even get four rather unique characters as part of the garrison
If you combined this with the vassal stuff you did for Kholek, I can only imagine how powerful he'd be.
As a dwarf main... i ahve played possibly 20 campaigns as dwarfs. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!
"searches for The book of Grudges in Ale induced feverish contempt (and a smidge of panic "
Absolutely brilliant! I loved the video! well done Spiff!
Loved to see you dive back into exploting Warhammer, would be fantastic to see you go back to stellaris and do some more exploits there
My prayers have been answered. Been waiting on another new source of tww3 inspiration. Thank you spiff, you surely are SO good at exploiting life itself that you read my mind.
Having read the Archaon Omnibus a couple times, can confirm that Spiff's method of victory is essentially bang on
I would absolutely love to see more Rimworld on the channel, wether it's live or video you balance the game so well!
All the best wishes from me and may you have an absolutely wonderful day!
1:50 "he decided to massacre the entire world" a normal day in Spiff's life drinking Yorkshire tea while taunting his enemies for disliking majestic tea
Bot
Balthasar Gelt: "EMPIRE'S BLESSINGS, YES!"
Archie: *Jedi Mind Trick* "You WILL become my vassal."
Balthasar Gelt: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
My kingdom! My kingdom for a horse?
Archaon: yes
I do love when you break rediculous games.
Ridiculous
It got patched
Darn... using broken mechanics is the end game. Replayability will only be hurt by this.
Nooo I watched too late
Are you seriusly? Is it being patched?
@@TotalWarriorLegendsIt was patched less than a week after this video… 8 months ago
@@Mr_Spaghetti dindt know that
Ah, good to see a more classic Spiffing Brit video. I love these.
the best present for a birthday. an upload from the best fellow brit. many thanks spiff
Legendoftotalwar’s been quiet since this dropped
Archaon has to hire the Blue Scribes for this. One write military access pacts, the other one rips them up!
There's just something about Chaos bringing the world to ruin beginning with pissing off the Dwarves that feels like it should be canon.
11:03 Weak and vulnerable? Vlad Von Carstein a "vampy boi"? Permitted to be Spiff's teddy bear? I think I know what to get for Spiff's next birthday/christmas present 😳
holy crud. I was literally looking for a video like this a few days ago with no luck and the algorithm has blessed me. thanks spiff you make dreams come true
Randomly found you while browing on TW3 videos, and omg, I don't know about the content, but your voice, accent and humour have dragged me in. Now to watch the other 17 minutes of the video. I'm in love. x3
Awsome job! I lough so many times while watching this :D
Ironically in real life the deeper your hatred of someone the more power there actions have over you. So I’d say this exploit works in more than just the game.
This is my favorite video you've done. Laughing the whole time.
This has been out since release, can’t keep the game breaking secrets forever- cheers for finding/sharing.
This is what you call a Reverse Gandhi
Archaeon: Hey chaos gods, can I have a warhost?
Gods: To destroy the world, right?
Archaeon: Yeeeeeeeessssss
Actually constructs a world-wide peace
MONEY TIME
When Archaon goes into " I have no ennemies" mode
Finally, I have been waiting for another warhammer vid for so long!
The total warrior spiffing Brit returns
When Spiff starts the British Empire 2: Electric Boogaloo in Warhammer III.
This strat is Sauron level gamer-braining. A true pleasure to watch sire!
I love the fact that to even those negociation you litterallty click on a balance icone. Absolutly balanced!
Also, the fact that your beloved word "balanced" comes from a French word is a beautiful testimony to how our culture colonised your precious little island. And for that, you're wellcome. :)