Total War Warhammer 2 Review
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- čas přidán 6. 06. 2024
- Total War Warhammer 2 is a game I've played far too much of in my free time. Now with nothing but free time, it's time to be productive about it.
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0:00 - Intro
00:46 - Warhammer Fantasy Overview
5:31 - Visuals
10:55 - Music & Sound Design
17:10 - The Empire and the Basics
21:42 - The DLC Policy
25:51 - Empire Continued
26:20 - Vampire Counts
32:08 - Warhammer Diplomacy
33:35 - Vampire Counts Continued
34:05 - Dwarfs
36:14 - The Siege Problem
41:33 - Dwarfs Continued
42:50 - Greenskins
45:28 - Bretonnia
48:35 - Chaos
53:14 - Beastmen
53:18 - Wood Elves
53:22 - Fine, Beastmen
54:58 - Back to Wood Elves
58:01 - Norsca
1:00:48 - Warhammer 2 Campaign Overview
1:02:53 - High Elves
1:05:13 - Dark Elves
1:08:52 - Lizardmen
1:12:52 - Skaven
1:15:08 - Tomb Kings
1:15:58 - Vampire Coast
1:17:07 - Multiplayer and Conclusions
1:18:00 - Credits
1:20:05 - The Dial Puzzle - Hry
Videos I've made covering the DLC - czcams.com/play/PLfZTtT3IEdDhIH83bvLQb8QoHoWjxHLMp.html
Someone help me I can't stop summoning the Elector Counts.
Notice me sardine
Jesus christ, is this true? Mandalore made a 1 hour plus video? I can finally die happy
A nearly featured length film long video on warhammer? History will remember this Great Work, Mandy.
Recommend you to add to the list another Warhammer Fantasy game - Warhammer Mark of Chaos.
Hey Mandalore I think a interesting game(s) you should check out is Mercenaries playground of destruction and Mercenaries World in Flames they are both a bit old but I thought they were interesting
My favourite dwarf event is that you've been underpaid by 1 gold. So you go and raid their territory. The reward for doing so is that 1 gold you were owed
Perfectly dwarven, as all things should be.
Payers: "Wait, what?! Look, guys, have you ever considered that the ONE goddamn gold coin that's absent fell out of the pouch or was a miscount?!"
Dwarves: "LIES! DESTROY THEM!"
@@joshuakim5240 THEY HAVE WRONGED US
Not one gold. Two pennies.
Like you do
look at mandalore stretching for that 10 minute mark again
Lol
He's going to turn into Joseph Anderson, 4 hour long videos incoming!
@@frederikwathne9066as long as they are good, lenght doesn't matter
Such a sellout smh
@@liberator101 *giggle*
"A new campaign would be nice or a way to teleport to the big trees around the world"
This was before the reveal for twisted and twilight, i'm amazed that Mandalore called that mechanic.
Almost like they stole the idea from his video.
@@redthunderboar1323 Hard to say, it takes a while to program, design and generally make that kind of thing. T&T was probably at the very least in the advanced planning stage by the point.
@@redthunderboar1323 stole? I see, devs are not supposed to use community feedback anymore.
It's in the lore and a large part of the community had already suggested it... Next you'll be saying he predicted demons in game 3. -_-
@@magmakojote1663
Yes and no. Using your community feedback is great, and it shows a willingness to listen and grow and improve!
But human beings crave recognition, and to a greater degree, justice.
So when a much beloved icon like Mandalore mentions such a game mechanic being beneficial, and suddenly it's implemented seemingly out of nowhere, people begin to wonder if that "community feedback" was taken and used without giving proper credit or even a simple nod to the person they perceive to have coined the idea in the first place.
It just seems in bad taste to take an idea and not give props. But we don't even know if that was the case, so...
I absolutely love the ongoing joke of Sseth being Mandalores unmedicated counterpart
ummm.. its not a joke dude, its real
And it's the other way around
@@richardhunter3441except it aint
@@noctotainlowry9246 it is though
>Trying to show how distinct the Dark Elves are.
>”Hey hey people, Malekith here”
quite a cameo
innit
Ahh if only
The Merchantguilt of Ulthuan is preparing the return of the one true phoenix king
I want to see Sseth as Malekith now. BADLY
Don't tell me ya'll are sleeping on the Hbmoberguy gameo too
ORDER: "No brothels allowed"
CHAOS: "Hey hey people"
I've read the chaos part in Sseth's voice xD
I dreamed of this day
CHAOS: HEY HEY PEOPLE SETH HERE
@@iangregory9763 dammn, even the name Seth fits the chaos aspect.
*Sseth
(Egyptian mythos)
*(apparently, people are concerned with the correct name of Seth that it should be spelled as Sseth, to differentiate the alledged content creator referred in the commented above, not to be confused by the standard name of the god of chaos/war that is Seth.
For those who are greatly concerned, especially the followers of SsethTzeentach that I, apologize for this great misconception. Truly you remain vigilant for the sake of protecting the equilibrium and to educate among other members of society. It is in my actions that i will accept the punishment deemed necessary and avoid this mistake from ever repeating again.
I humbly apologize for this long intrusion of your time.
- sincerely, the guy who hasn't look at this comment ever since now cause my notifications are full and couldn't find who was and wasn't tag in the comment thread below, (im referring to myself)
- P.S. yeah, i saw those two comments tagged to me. (from what i observed recently)
I think you guys are thinking of Mando Unmedicated™
"the woods can slow your army, the woods can hide your army, the woods can be your army" LOL
@@theoneandonlydetraebean8286 **unplugs you and puts your limp body in the basement**
Can we all appreciate the fact that, in the time stamps, Mandalore took the time to make the sections; "Beastmen," "Wood Elves," "Fine, Beastmen,"? I freaking love you Mandalore! Lol
I love your grammar word man.
Oh my god! You look like Peter Dinklage's lost long cousin
High elves: *exist*
Dark elves: "Hey, hey, people!"
whoever would have thought that fingers from the merchant's guild would have so many uses?
Shit was so cash. Loved it so much!
I wonder why dark elves were voiced by mandalore while others by other youtubers
@@ambustio9807 they were voiced by SsethTzeentach
@@outbound4428 You dont get it ^^
Counts: Summond
Grudges: Listed
Gitz: KRUMPED
Grail Knights: Questing
Setra: Not serving
yep, it’s warhammer time.
hotel: triviago
(sorry someone would have said it either way)
Men: marshalled
Peace: No
War: Just
Great Plan: Interpreted
Manflesh: Consumed
Setra: don't serve setra rulers
For sieges, it feels like some races (Empire/Dwarfs/etc.) should just have better defenses, while other races (Vampire Counts/Greenskins/Chaos/etc.) should have big advantages in attacking defenses. I don't think that every race needs equivalently effective defenses.
particular since the game already has incredibly lopsided defenses from garrisons, however it should be noted that dwarfs should be great at seiges attacking or defending, they set up there precision artillery, expert sappers, and hardy warriors defend against anything trying to sally out to skirmish them, really outside of more warriors no one is on equal footing as the dwarfs in a seige, and thats before food storage, as the dwarfs have hundreds of years worth of booze they can live off off entirely even if they did somehow manage to have all there food supplies run out
@@calebbarnhouse496 to be entirely fair, ofc garrisons should be lopsided. Irl sieges you needed either a really clever bastard, a minimum of 3 times the men, or usually both.
@@nyx7694 I'm not saying they shouldn't, but there's different levels, Greenskins should honestly suck in a seige, they just want to fight, so they aren't able to man an effective defense, they can't really build well so they can't hope to scale the walls correctly, and there rams are again subpar, the best things they have for seiges would be monsters, and spiders, however in gameplay you'd realistically want seiges to be less then hopeless for anything except numbers, garrisons should largely feature a garrison that is left wanting in power, but the defenses set up provide more then enough to make up for it, the AI could suffer but then just give them a few more units to make up for it
@@calebbarnhouse496 eh, I think sieges fit. Like, they're the same units they are in an open battlefield, just on/behind walls and/or manning turrets. If anything, the Siege Defender AI could be better (which would make siege battles harder for the attacker) but I'd recommend that whatever changes you wanna make to sieges, you gotta look at the turrets, or make specialized units for each faction that have more differences between each other/other units in their respective factions besides just flavor text.
TL:DR, if siege feels cheesy in game, that's cuz it was cheesy in real life, but if you really wanna make changes, look at the city streetplan and/or turrets, or take a deep dive into walls if you got time
@@nyx7694 I didn't say they didn't fit, in real life the attackers main goal in a seige was getting artillery to take the city out, or starve the city out, however in game that not a good way for them to work, sitting in battle waiting to run out of ammo just isn't fun and because the AI refuses to target your artillery it's also easy, seiges weren't cheesed because the most effective tactics to take a seige down was still very time intensive, resource intensive, and most importantly, difficult to get done correctly, improving the AI is definitely a good thing, but it's not a realistic goal, and kinda needs to be addressed largely by giving them buffs that aren't just better melee stats, beyond that seige unique units would be great and lore friendly for all races, as is most races don't have a majority of there people being warriors, civilian units would be great, empire gets peasent mob teir stats, but it's more bodies and when it comes down to it. when your city was under attack all able bodied men would fight, Brettonia would probably just do a rename, dwarfs could finally be able to get rid of dwarf miners as there chaff unit, the uni would be similar to dwarf warriors without a shield, which is ironically what the table top version of them were (of course the table top let you upgrade to shields or greataxes) and this would let miners be useful as a vanguard great weapon solid infantry unit, and not just cause they hold blasting charges
"The dark elves live in the north-western hemisphere. They have a history of slavery, and dominate their enemies with giant floating fortresses. Some pretty out-there stuff."
That one whizzed right over my head the first 6 or 7 times.
Ah, Games Workshop, subtle like a warp bomb.
@@itarH aircraft carriers perhaps
LOL that's when I instantly subscribed. Dude's a genius.
@@porozil4068 Yup. Carrier strike groups.
ac 130
"Heres the diffrence between elves"
>Sseth says single syllable:
"Oh i get it"
Where??
@@cumnmrmptaaa4234 0:38
@@cumnmrmptaaa4234 In all seriousness, at 1:05:00
Like for Planetside 2 avatar
When he started talking, I couldn't help but smile.
"Ah cool, Mandalore before bed, good timing"
>Eyes up the video length
"SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS"
"Ah cool, Mandalore before bed, good timing"
>Eyes up the video length
"Okay, fine, 'instead of bed' it is".
>Sees video length
/zzzzip
"Well, this one is gonna leave me with some chafing . . ."
Ive watched the entire 80 minutes twice, and just now did I pick up on 1:05:05 "noones running in Alith Anar's lobby" being a nod to the fact that Alith Anar is voiced by Dylan Sprouse
NO
HOLY SHIT THIS IS NUTS
Lmao I’m glad I found this comment 2 years later
"You have the French, but they're honorable", earned my like immediately
So as my dislike.
Sounds like something a Frenchman would say
@@Grogondorf Ha french bashing... US getting upset that their oldest ally did not want to follow them in Irak. Love and hate relashionship.
@@dixion1000 it's a fucking joke dude
*chuckles in english*
"Beastmen were forgotten in the game" at least they stayed faithful to the tabletop there as well
Atleast vermintide got em
Then come obscurities like Norsca and Vampire Coast. And Beasties still suck.
As someone who's played them in AOS... yeah. Agreed.
@@williamaitken7533 sad
i hope they get an update either way. give a few more bells and whistles... remove the fightiness mechanic. i nfact remove its negatives in general maybe?
honestly though the beastmen benefit the most for having some extra bodies to summon......
a way to fix it i feel would be to make it a trigerable event. have it have a charge and a cooldown.
Anakin got too overwhelmed with the challenging relationships with his mother, his lover, and a dark mentor.
Same for Malekith, but the three were the same person.
Oh, snap.
Star Wars would have been very different if Obi-Wan and Palpatine strutted around in bondage lingerie.
Living the dream.
Hot.
God I wish that were me.
we
will retake
the d o n u t
I just need Sseth to do a voice back for Malekith now.
"Did you know that snow is really fucking cold, and I hate it?"
"Fuck Tyrion, does he not know how much of a bitch he looks like in that stupid gold armour? Dad wore it so much better."
Diplomacy line for Malus: "Ah, if it isn't the Emo in Chief of Hag Graef..."
On victory: "TO THE ORGAN HARVESTING!"
@@CallanElliott heh
In the middle of watching this, Total Warhammer 3 was announced. The stars have aligned. The prophecy is complete.
We must SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS
@@cryamistellimek9184 this has my consent
I'm super interested and excited to see how Chaos will run in 3 compared to previous versions especially since they're a main faction
@@BestCupid they're not playable
@@abnercliff9624 Wrong.
I wonder which Legendary Lord is Mandalore's favorite?
Far in the distance: I am Supreme
every time he showed up on screen i giggled.
TASTE GOLD MAGIC
>HOUR AND TWENTY MINUTES
I was looking forward to the eventual MandaloreGaming standalone movie!
This is what happens when you're friends with Joe Anderson. Give it couple more years and Mandalore will also make 5 hour long video essays and write terrible books about dragons.
It is called "Dragon field time dilation" thanks to his frenemy Joeseph Anderson.
I’m really excited for the mandalore cinematic universe
This should be interesting, I wonder how is he going to cramp both game into some odd 30 minutes...*notices timestamp* Oh. Right.
Best movie release this year
I cannot count how many times this video has helped me fall asleep. It is a genuinely engaging video, but Mandy's voice is also really pleasant to sleep to.
Went to like this comment but turns out I already did - agreed, very pleasant to fall asleep to
26:13 Guess Mandalore found his forum password
"And any survivors will surely be glazed." That Ugandan general can really raise an armies morale.
Dark Elf African Warlord.
Any general that commissions hentai for his troops is a general to be followed to hell and back.
Dark Elf General Ogutu M'beke: You'll shoot (arrows) before you walk.
While also being morally bankrupt. My kind of guy!
I'm not the only one here who played Empire and kept making the middle easterners fight swords only right?
"Like in the real world, the more you sacrifice for a dark god, the more blessings they give you."
Note to self: Do not accept any invitation to go to Mandalore's house.
So is Mandalore a Chaos Spawn? 😮
If you do, bring a "friend"
Shammy survived Mandy's house, though at great cost to his liver
Dark Gods are the least of your concern there, my dude.
The man has a shotgun in his house which he takes out when he is drunk. And he drinks a lot.
Underrated quote
54:56 for anyone curious mods made by sebastian the crab are usally cheat mods that give a legendary lord obscene amounts of power and stat boots. Using Thorgrim Grudgebearer as an example his respective mod gives the following buffs
Force_campaign_movement_range_+100%
growth_all+50
force_unit_armour_+100
force_unit_melee_attack_+50
force_unit_melee_defence_+50
ward_save_+20%
ap_damage_+20
force_unit_missile_range_+50%
force_unit_missile_firing_rate_+20%
force_unit_missile_damage_+60%
unit_enable_attribute_unbreakable
unit_enable_attribute_guerrilla_deployment
force_unit_stat_ammunition_+100%
Thank you
I would rather play as elves and do a dakka spam with sisters of avelon of I want to feel like cheating.
1:10:32 the production value of this review is blowing my mind
Now I'm waiting patiently for Can One Elven Spearman Defeat the Entirety of Mortal Empires
@@Verza488 that’s quite rude friend. You having an okay day?
@@Verza488 that’s quite in-accurate, MDB has a very consistent viewer-base and has made daily uploads for the past 10 years, he broke through the algorithm about a year and a half ago with Pokémon challenge runs but his main stuff is still lets plays and commentary. He’s in my top 3 hardest working ’Tubers and he fucking deserves it.
Peep, my dude i know you don’t mean to be venomous with you comment or hurt anyone maliciously but please save judgment until you actually watch his stuff. Try one of his Challenge vids, his LP’s are riddled with inside jokes and his brand of humor but they are a bit hard to dive right into
@@Verza488 I'm a real person too. I'm just having fun making videos, and people have fun watching them. The comments are always really positive on my stuff, just like how I leave positive comments on the channels I'm a fan of, like this one!
Why be mean? It's all cool if you're not into my stuff. I'm just having fun.
@@cxfxcdude I honestly forgot about this but sorry its because a lot of these small verified CZcamsrs do this to get more subs easily and that they are always on top of the comment section I know that there are good small channels but they mostly hidden behind these channels, sorry man its really hard for me to not hate on these channels hope you accept my apology :)
"My memory of dwarf lore isn't great."
Oh better believe that's a grudgin'
ITS GOIN' IN THE BOOK.
@@GraytheKnight BELEGAR GET ME THE BOOK
Up until playing Vermintide, I have to admit, in shame, that I would have not understood this reference :|
Do something of minor inconvenience
*grudging intensifies*
@@vtr0104 That going into the book.
High Elves:We seek to spread our radience across all of the known world
Dark Elves:Hey hey people, warcrimes here.
Landships are confirmed
I repeat
Landships confirmed
Good news, Empire are getting landships.
I remember playing as the orcs and after beating an army of Dwarves I heard one scream “put this in the book!” As they were retreating
Sir, why did you exile Trotsky?
Commissar Amethyst Eh... Communism. Don’t concern yourself peasant, back to the gulag and back breaking job with you!
@@praetorian9823 Technically, sir, with all due respect, Trotsky was correctly directed towards a world revolution, while you defended the absurd "communism in one country" which Marx or Lenin would have ridiculed, since one can't operate in isolation, and a socialist economy can't properly cooperate with capitalists, both because of different goals and modes of production.
I am no товарищ, but a student of science, sir.
I also have to ask of the gulags. How do they constitute a part of socialism?
People can't have control of the means of production if they are separated from any govermental roles by oppression from the same state that's supposed to give them an ability to control the means.
@@commissarmethyst7564 communists get the rope, or pickaxe in Trotsky's case
@@commissarmethyst7564 my God, it's a vídeo game CZcams review, not Reddit, fuck off
Mandalore's alter-ego Sseth as the Dark Elves, how appropriate.
EDIT: Also, the cameo of Joe as one of the actual dragons in-game and giving commentary to the army he is flying over is hilarious.
DatCameraMON two side of the same coin
Truly glorious, the jab at boogie2988 in the lizardmen section was great too.
Edit: Who is Joe?
Dark elves - best elves. Appropriate for Sseth.
@@johndoe5432 joseph anderson, hes another big youtuber in long form review/critique game content.
I recognized Joe (how can I not, his voice is probably unique on Earth) but didn't get the dragon joke. Thank you.
Highlights -
3:55 DONK
24:26 Gelt is SUPREME
31:42 Laughing at the Necromancer
1:00:45 BALTHAZAR GELT
1:09:58 Lizardmen Animation
1:15:47 Mandalore ft. Mechanicus
You are a gentleman and a scholar. Ty
You should highlight the animation of Mandalore and the Skitarii.
@@SomeKindaSpy 1:15:47
- the woods can slow your army.
- the woods can hide your army.
- the woods can BE your army.
"You have the French but they're really honourable"
As a Frenchman I felt this burn
As a Basque country descendent, I nearly spit out my red wine and Coke.
oh man, as a 1/2 english and 1/2 spanish, i'm just dying from laughter
Bretonnia isn't just based on France, it's based on France at the Battle of Agincourt, in a game written by the English.
@@wire_hall_medic8470 the eternal anglo
@pokezee king-wolf The Normans weren't French. Calling a Norman 'French' back then would have been akin to calling a Scotsman 'English.' It wouldn't have gone down well. They were more closely related to the Vikings than the French. Hence 'Norman' being the French term of referring to them as 'Northmen/Norseman.' Sorry to be pedantic.
"Greenskins will receive an update in like 5 minutes"
*5 days later greenskins gets update*
Waaaaaaaagh
git bashin time
Gonna krump the whole world next week!
'Ate elves
'Ate 'umies
'Ate dwarves
Love me axe. Love me mates. Simple as.
warp do be like that
'... Because Gregory can't toil the fields if he's fighting Chaos Raiders.'
Every time I rewatch this I find a new great line.
This guy has a gift for these reviews no doubt. How he structures his script to flow so well is incredible. Let alone being able to just drop a hip hop classic reference into a video about one of the nerdiest franchises in history!
👏👏👏👏👏
What gets me is there there was a crossroads where he was deciding whether he wanted to be a movie reviewer instead of a videogame reviewer, and when I think about it I'dve still followed him regardless since it's not what be reviews that shines, it's how he reviews the content he's doing.
Mandalore Review Ultimate: Everyone is here
+
Oi! They're the bloody Ubersreik Five! Or four it doesn't matter!
All he needed was Ross Scott from Accursed Farms and Clint from LGR
It's a Primaris Review. I think Guilliman and Cawl probably helped somewhat... XD
All of the pst crew is there
It is worse than a rodent.
It is -- may Sigmar forgive me for uttering this word -- a Skaven.
Skaven don’t exist sigmars finest told me so if you keep talking about these false sighting I’m gonna have take action against these heretical posts
What is the cure for these skavens ?
Hellstorm Rocket Battery
Indeed,off to the pyre with you good sir.
According to Imperial law, Skaven should be killed in all cases.
@@MandaloreGaming any weapon that kills a skaven is good.
"when the enemies bring monsters, become the superior hunter"
-MandaloreGaming
I like that quote
Everyone’s here talking about the Hbomber and Sseth cameo but the Joseph Anderson bit at 1:07:50 takes the cake. I love the self aware air at being a somewhat overly pedantic critic.
It’s infuriating how far i had to scroll to find someone talking about this, it was fuckjng hilarious
"The woods can hide your army"
I sleep
*"The woods can be your army"*
*vietnam flashback intensifies*
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
@@gsc8713
MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
*fortune's son intensifies*
pickle rick sticker
my favorite part of the dark elf segment isn’t even sseth doing the voice acting, but the fact that his editing style also made a cameo
I only now understood why this game is too wide and variety isnt variety. Let me explain. Heroes of might and magic 3 had rampart- elves, in short. They had dwarves, centaurs, pegasi, dragons, ents. Now warhammer just takes elves clones them with different colors- be it wizards or archers, takes dwarves clones them- some are cannoneers some are warriors but they are same monotonous dwarves or elves with different clothes. Undead in Horoes of might and magic 3 had liches, zombies, wights. Even orcs were unique. In warhammer you get wight faction, lich faction. zombie faction. It is opposite of variety and paired with 5 minute turn time for enemies oh my god how can you play this game...
Hey hey, people!
@@MrSp0iler 5 minute turn time? Are you trying to run this on a lemon?
@@thinkwithurdipstick On 30 faction end game pc game
@@kalamander8563 Oh no lithuanian peasant joined the coversation with 50 IQ answer
I recently got total warhammer 2 after watching this review and wow. Why would you ever want to skip the battles? I just finished a battle where I was vastly out numbered and it all came down to my final 2 troops against many units. 2 hereoes on low hp and one without ammunition. Fighting tooth and nail with both of them exhausted I managed to fight off the enemy and win the fight. What a game
Well the third one comes out in 2 months so you better get ready for that
You tend to skip them at times after the first 500 hours.
I tend to skip battles because I suck so horribly at them :D
I've watched this 4 times. It keeps getting recommended, and I keep not clicking out. This is hands down your absolute best video.
Ssethtzeentach as the Druchii makes me glaze a thousand donuts
Oh my~
*woah*
The "Double rations, great!" line when the mammoth goes down had me in stitches. Loved Stronghold.
If Total War had the level of castle sieges that Stronghold 2 had it'd be fucking amazing.
Just heard it, got me good.
The Stronghold music was playing during the Bretonnia bit too
"There are Aztecs but they are lizards, there are french but they are very honorable" I'm french and I want to cry 😭
Landship added
Imagine a reviewer so powerful he can summon hbomberguy and sseth at the same time. Mandy is truely the Everchosen-King-of-Limbo.
And Joseph Anderson
Wait, hbomberguy? Where was he?
@Marginally Sapient Cactus incel spotted lul
@Marginally Sapient Cactus Your sentence doesn't mean anything
@@CrowQQ ....what does a gay joke have anything to do with being an incel? Do you even know what that word means?
*Sees new mandalore vid about warhammer*: "nice"
*Sees its almost 90 minutes*: "double nice"
This is my third time watching this, one month before Warhammer 3 release. I chose rewatching this over Netflix. I don't regret it. I mean, how did I miss some of those jokes before? The subtle censoring of the Fey Enchantress killed me, my dude. Moving on the dlc videos, hoping you have access to the 3rd game like other content creators, if only so that we can get one of these sooner.
well he definitely did. Now everybody quoting him everywhere. Well deserved, i think
In a podcast with shammy they talk about an edit of a starwars movie mandalore did and he made himself forget that he edited it to sell it as legit, and it almost worked
"This is fantasy"
"You have the French, but their honourable"
I'm here to tell you mandolore that you have received a full British citizenship.
And you have received free writing lessons...
Got a timestamp for that? :D
@@sparrow56able what?
Can't even spell proper lul.
@@theonlytnargmattI'm assuming that he's critiquing that you wrote "their" instead of "they're" which is "they are" but hey, some people are petty.
Hey Hey People, Dark Elves here.
lmao
Didn't know Merchant's Guild was into slaves and whips...but i'll take it.
Grape juice must flow.
Hey Hey People, Malekith here.
Today we talk about the high elves .....
.... all content is funded and bankroled by the slavers guild.
"You have Egyptians, but they're undead. You have Aztecs, but they're lizards. You have the French, but they're very honorable."
Goddamnit, Mandalore, I'm not even three minutes into this hour-and-twenty minute long video, and you're already close to making me laugh myself to death.
electricbayonet2 dark elves clearly the USA 😂
@@33longwalk Make the Doughnut great again!
Don’t be dramatic
Mandasettra claims you for his undying armies.
@Marginally Sapient Cactus I think because it was under the Late Ottoman Empire, and not Turkey itself. I know Suleiman the Magnificent wouldn't allow the Armenian incident.
(Regarding chaos)
“Well maybe they can take certain cities as a chaos fort, a base of operations to stage out of. There are cities in the game right now that were chaos strongholds in the lore, maybe them. What if corruption caused cults to appear in the underbelly of your city.”
This aged very well
It seems like CA took a lot of notes from Mandalore. From the trespassing/raid diplomacy problem to the small chaos ponies
Casting Sseth as a dark elf and Hbomberguy as a high elf is pitch perfect casting
Maybe vocally. For a reason or another, I picture Harris as this Chaotic Neutral type of guy. Which is...anything except HE lol. But there isn't a faction that could really represent him in Warhammer.
Def High Elf because hes a smug self righteous socialist
Louie Shaw he’s neither smug nor self righteous, have you watched anything he’s produced or just the rants of weirdly angry people like Sargon or MauLer?
@@vulpesinculta1919 hes a brit who says that shit because he loves to rile people like you specifically.
@@setlerking I've never heard of MauLer and would watch Sargon for the same reason i'd watch Paul Joseph Watson, to laugh at them. But I'm going to agree that hbomberguy comes off smug as fuck. I used to love watching him, watched all his videos and one day it just clicked "He's kind of a cunt". Couldn't watch him again after that.
He's got CUT-SCENES, this man is a treasure.
This is the best, most fun, just amazing review i've ever seen, loved it.
I know its been a year since youve made this video but you did a really good job on this. thank you for making this video
Amazing review that actually covers the entire game with all of it's mechanics
24:14 "Let me tell you about Gelt"
*WELCOME TO ESTALIA GENTLEMEN*
I AM SUPREME!
I will not lie, the chances of your survival are small.....
Some may even turn against your friends as living corpses, but you have my word that I will use my arcane gifts to ensure your bodies are given unto Morr's Garden. This is the greatest reward, more than even gold, for the fate of your soul is an eternal concern. Now come, follow me. Strike down the undead that rise against us, allow me to find this eldritch amulet. I ask not for my own selfish studies, but for the good of the Empire!
Gyrocopter blades whirling
*Guitar riffing intensifies*
> Sseth as a dark elf
Hmm, I wasn't aware that they had been expelled from so many countries
kondor whodis hava nagila intensifies
except afghanistan
@@pnutz_2 Don't forget North Korea
what i dont like about it are factions without military access treaty with you does regularly trespassing your land trying to cross to their enemy territory. In rome 2 AI has more respect on this kind of treaties it makes it more realistic in making buffer zone alliances so that ur military capacity don't get exhausted on protecting many frontiers.
45:28 'Not one step further stranger. You do not walks my lands without my blessing, WHICH YOU DON'T-'
Even the editing in this is hysterical. The way this just cuts him off is SO good. It perfectly replicates walking away from some pompous guy mid-lecture. Just perfect.
Of course Sseth would narrate the section about the Dark Elves.
To be accurate , he would be better suited for the skavens. What with them having a council of elders , undermining everybody else and being generally despicable there was a lot of room for his usual jokes .
Even orcs would be more suited to him , plenty of rapestorms , slang and materializing things via shroom retarded shamanism for his true self.
Wizardry 8 has changed him
Mandalore let the pills wear off
We all know Seth loves his slavery
@@GyroGarrison And organ harvesting.
Can we please take a moment to commemorate the fact this legend of a human being got a 1 hour 20 minute video fully captioned for Deaf / HoH audiences, myself included? My man, you get an instant sub from me for that.
@@bigsmoke4592 you intentionally made a pun
The description says Val Grim, not Mandalore, added both the english and russian subtitles.
Mandalore seems like a really good egg. While not the most in depth game reviewer, he is one of my favourites, and really seems to care about his craft, and audience.
Stoked you're stoked
While reviewing ingame sound.
i don’t know shit about warhammer but this looks extremely fun
Me neither. It is VERY fun.
Seeing the sections of Chaos Warriors and Beatmen made me appreciate just how much better the Beastmen rework in game 2 and Chaos Warrior Rework in Game 3 made things better for both. From the two worst factions to possibly 2 of the most fun in the whole roster.
48:01 Dont tell me that he censored her feet.
Hahahahaha good eye
IT WAS FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE
@@MandaloreGaming yeah, and guess what, that is going to the book of grudges.
@@MandaloreGaming Thorgrim... get the book
Wait, why?
I didn't hear anything after he said the words "Merchant's Guild."
What does the Merchant's Guild meme mean to you?
@@Kitties_are_pretty It's an organization that funds SsethTzeentach
A warm thanks to the many members of the Merchant's Guild for funding and bankrolling this conspiracy.
When?
@@Tragedous Keep informing
Great review and massive props for the awesome team
This is just one of my favourite videos in general, not just on this channel. Something about it just hits right 👌
"You think walls can stop ghosts?"
*[walls proceed to stop ghosts]*
Ghosts should get ghost ladders.
Well to be fair, a lot of walls in the Warhammer world do have stuff like enchantments placed on city walls to prevent ethereal beings from passing through. But yeah, it is really silly. I think they should let ghost units be able to pass through walls, and maybe have the high tier wall upgrades prevent that.
Still dumb they have to go up ladders though, would probably be better just to animate them slowly floating up or something.
@@Exodurge youd think they'd fly though
That fucking ladder animation was fucking hilarious
Ghosts: "We didn't want to be rude"
@@StrikeWarlock Creative Assembly said they plan on reworking siege battles in game 3. I hope the ethereal problem is fixed in that.
When Malekith invades Ulthuan: Hey, Hey, people! Malekith here.
I prefer to immagine Sseth retaking the donut as top GILF Hellebron
Ehy Ehy People of Ulthuan: i have a single question... do you enjoy violence?
So I have revisited this video on occasion when I need something in the background to listen to, and everytime we get to the beastmen, he mentions a mod with a specific image. Curious I go and look for said mod and have yet to this day find it. So if anyone who see's this comment knows what it is or where to find it, can you tell me why we should stay away from it? Call it morbid curiosity.
Its genuinely terrifying how many things mandalore predicted in this video
I love how Mandy showed his true self when talking about the Dark Elf.
It really only could've been better if he said something like 'I need to talk about the Dark Elves, how long before my meds wear off? Oh, not too long...' Then just transition into HBomberGuy, followed by Sseth.
High elves: Mandalore
Dark elves: Mandalore off his meds
This video: Mandalore on Adderall
Space Station 13: Mandalore on Meth
I like this review so much i rewatched it for the 5th time now. Something about your humor and warhammer
I love your reviews covering the games in all of their little details.
"This is not a masterpiece."
Mandalore, if this isn't your best, I eagerly await what you call a Magnum Opus.
Limbo of the Lost may be his magnum Opus. Lol
to be honest the video felt aimless at times and lacking focus.
I feel that his Endless Legends video was much better paced and felt less rushed despite being 1/4 the length.
@@Gurk4ever It felt like he cut a lot of the video so it wouldn't go for 2 or three hours. For example, the first few factions he describes in great details and even talks about their respective DLCs, but as the video progresses he talks less and less about each faction.
@@khankhomrad8855 I might be "No fun allowed", but I felt that the Lizardmen tearing up Imperial city gag just kept dragging on and on.
I also expected some Khemri TV joke with Tomb Kings but either I missed it or there wasn't one.
I feel that both gameplay talk and entertainment suffered from being so disjointed. It has worked before, addressing mechanics as they come up, but somehow in this video for me it did not come together.
I just like to rewatch the video for 29:51
Hearing Seth's voice in someone else's video caught me off guard, though him doing the Dark Elf voice is comepletely fitting.
sseth is mandalores evil alter ego. Or maybe mandalore is sseths evil alter ego
@@mp5284 if you listen to the PST podcast then you know that Mandy is beyond good and evil and is completely chaotic
@@aidymacBrago pst podcast
Dark elves have yet to see the benefits of nonvoluntary organ donation.
@@aidymacBrago the quartz mine was something but my epiphany began when Sseth mentioned the whole Raid Shadow Legends email story. The fact that he had no qualms sabotaging an entire email server made me realize that there was never a Dr. Jekyll between the two, it's much more closer to
Dr. Hyde and Mr. Hyde.
54:54 alright now I’m curious, what’s up with those mods that use that image?
Five months later and I know this is way, way too late, but for anyone stumbling across this comment (and possibly the commenter if they check back some day), it's because that's the go-to mod thumbnail of a mod author who makes cheat mods. They're really, REALLY heavy-handed cheats like straight-up infinite money, instant research completion, your lord has +1000% stats, etc. that completely decimate the game's balance and will make you bored of campaigns 10x quicker.
@@TheCallOfTheValkyrie Hey cheers buddy, I forgot all about this. Honestly I was expecting some virus laden mods or that specific creator was infamous for something.
@@TheCallOfTheValkyrie Honestly, hearing this in conjuction with Beastmen made me think it was something raunchy and NFSW... Kind of disappointing to be honest
@@amanekun1243 I did also expect to be some huge boobs® mod or something.
Shame
Shout out to the subtitling on this video. it adds so much to the experience. I love 1:08:20 so much
God, I want Mandy and the Tech Priests to become an ongoing animated series.
Thanks for saying what we needed to hear
Hans Kraut
Only if Gondola keeps making cameos.
@@krism.6598 It's a protagonist at this point
Yes.
I know I'm being a pedantic assbarrel here, but isn't that a Skitarii and not a Techpriest?
unbelievable you texture modded those lizards with the greggs logo for a 5 second bit. incredible work you're doing here
I vaguely remember hearing about this game but it's not really my type of game, but after watching your review, it looks like it would be a lot fun if you had the time to put into it. I liked learning about all the different Factions.
"Krell is a man servant/ stand"
My god this is perfect, how have I not realized that our favourite necromancer is jojo reference before
"Ay Ay Ay Aaaaaay." ... Suddenly Krell.
But what noise does Evil Gandalf shout as he beats up people with Krell?
“You have the Egyptians but they’re undead. You have the Aztecs but they’re lizards. You have the French but they’re very honorable.” Best joke 2020
lololololol
"dark elves live in the northwestern hemisphere they have a history of slavery" hehehe
I actually cackled.
I'm french and I endorse this joke :)
That last part of it made me burst out cackling. Fucking on point.
So many moments made me wish I could upvote multiple times. When Sseth came to narrate the dark elves was priceless.
Solid fucking video. Detailed and entertaining. You just got yourself a new subscriber!
1:05:19 - High Elves: " Hail Sobek fellow Globe Heads!"
Dark Elves: "Hey, hey people. "
Mandalore:"Ok. You're caught up. "
More accurate than I'd care to admit.
"HBOMBERELF" kinda slayed me.
Sobek is the god of the Nile river according to the Egyptian Pantheon, curious how I often find his name associated with fantasy lore.
@@jamesesparza6893 because he's also the God of seminal fluid.
But it's fine to drink the water.
Honesty, given how up his own ass HBomberGuy is, I can't deny it fits
@@CallanElliott hbomberguy is smug and sseth is an edgelord, truly excellent casting.
When the mammoth died and I heard stronghold voice say “double rations great” I realized how much of a g mandalore is
Can't spell Gamer without a G
@@DevixianTheOriginal There's the _*G*_!!!!!!!!!
I love that I knew EXACTLY which track you were doing for Rome. Jeff van Dyck's work for Rome and Shogun 2 were amazing.
Love the long format!
My favorite moment ever in Total War Warhammer 2 was during a Siege Battle. An enemy Chaos Lord was climbing up the walls with a ladder, and the second he got to the top, one of my units literally KICKED him off the wall, and he fell all the way back down, and instantly died. I don't know if it was a bug or something but it was hilarious.
RIP archeon the everchosen.
They kicked his ladder :(
Working as intended
I have to try and make this happen