TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER Is a perfectly balanced RTS game with no exploits -Excluding Unlimited OP HEROES
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- čas přidán 11. 06. 2019
- Total War Warhammer is a perfect mix of RTS (Real Time Strategy) and Turn Based Strategy game featuring fantasy elements from the warhammer universe. Nothing quite manages to capture the amazingness of hordes of skeletons waging war against the empire of man. WE will of course be asking today is total war warhmmer a perfectly balanced RTS game with no exploits? Well excluding the fact you can have an unlimited amount of heroes in an army. That might be a bit overpowered. It most certainly might break the game. As you can guess this game is very broken and some would argue we are going to be breaking it even more.
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
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Title: TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER Is a perfectly balanced RTS game with no exploits -Excluding Unlimited OP HEROES
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#warhammer #funny #totalwar - Hry
"Starts spawning armies out of the Void"
Ahem, I think you mean the Warp, good sir
Are you sure?
@@germanaussie6138 If I remember right, in WH fantasy it was sometimes called the realm of chaos, but its all the same. The Warp, the Immaterium, the Empyrean. Not the void, though
@@Randerson2409 Technically it is, since the void doesnt exist there, same as the armies that spawn. If from warp, it'd have a reason why say like, one moment you have an enemy army, next iys three. Like, i dunno, sacrifice your kid and suddenly you have many soldier or something
he means AI cheats and creates giant armies on high difficulties even without any resources .
@@devilsmessanger I feel someone missed the point of my original post. "out of the void" is a common idiom, but in Warhammer, the Warp exists as a separate plane of existence, so to be a smart ass, I made my comment
You should tell her majesty, that her loyal communitea.. wishes her the most jovial of birthdays.
Michael Leduc Thank You!
@@queenlizzy8398 lol
Awkward
Yes
@@LilaEvangeline it already pass 10k
"Karl Franz" - too German
"von Carstein" - pefectly fine
o.O
yep lol
it's "C" instead of "K" so it's allright
its because its written with a C in the english version while the german battletomes and the GHB write him with K
@@Fetishcast pretty sure they are from Normandy assuming you are talking about the line of William the conquer. Before that Williams ancestor was rollo who was a viking of unknown origin but most likely from Scandinavia.
@@floridamancode_e2673 he means House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha but they changed it to house Windsor because of anti germany propaganda. But yes the original bloodline dates back to rollo
"I'm not a big fan of losing lovely infantry." Are you sure you are British?
Not everyone is cut out to be a Fiekd Marshall Haig...
Metallkopf he never lost the infantry, he knew exactly where they were.. they were dead though
@@roosterbooster6238 lmao
@@roosterbooster6238 he did lose some infantry. 72,000 were missing after the somme alone. Granted they probably were dead. He liked his own infantry so much that he had a few shot by firing squad
Neil Johnson it was a joke
Welcome to the new Poll. TOTAL MORE TOTAL WAR?
Total War: Empire as Britain
PLEAAAAASE
Warhammer 2
Warhammer 2!
*Yes*
"Overpowered cavalry are very good late game infantry" - Spiff, 2019
Take it easy he sniffed to much tea
An amusing quote, tho admittedly black knights are mid-game cav and without the lances and barding not too amazing in my experience tbh
I mean, if you think about it, aren't the horses infantry technically?
@@RottenHeretic I would technically say everything is infantry until mechanized units get involved since up to then everything used foot power of some kind.
@@clothar23 That's technically wrong. Cavalry means nothing else than rider or horseman. While Infantry means footman.
> Doesn't play as the Empire because Karl Franz is a German-sounding name
> Chooses the Von Carsteins
???
The Von Carsteins don't claim to be "The Empire" so they are okay-ish.
How are people not getting this? He didn't say don't play as them, he said it sounded too German to be referencing the English empire.
Both their queens drink blood that's why.
@@LordBaktor did you even play the game bro, Manfred Von Carstein usually talks about how he is the REAL Emperor during his campaign. Also stop sneakily pushing your anti-imperialist propaganda.
Saxe-Coburg and Gotha or Hannover dynasty are ok too?
*queen:* why were you late?
*spiff:* chat wanted me to play legendary mode on war hammer
Humanity: we've got ourselves a massive army with varied troops defending this city
Spiff: I have under a dozen xtra cool kids
Humanity: *sweating*
Who would win?
The might of the Empire?
Or
Ten Good Memers?
If you know the stats for a Vamp Count Lord/Hero....they would definitely shit themselves as a human. Str4-5 pending on bloodline vs human 3. Initiative 3-5. Vs a human 2-3 (4 for heros) and the fact a VC lord/hero is usually above or at 4 and necros are at 3. You would definitely shit yourself on the frontline.
I believe you mean Humanitea
@@chimokey5737 no he doesn't! The humanitea is far stronger than those normal chumps, the humanitea's been strengthened by the mystical power of tea! Don't mix them up
@@chimokey5737 I mean HumaniTea infused Vamp Counts. And if we're going by Lore Vlad Von Carstien hed be Str 7-8 init 10 and Toughness 7 with a WS of 10. Yea nobody would fuck with Tea infused Vlad.
Yes, I love more. Yes, I need more.
Give me more! (Total War)
Morehammer
And TEA!
I agree my brother!
TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER 2
Total war yourself! xD
10k likes he says,
Send a card to the queen he says.
*22k after a day*
So... moonpig time?
Yes
Yea
Yes
I wonder if you could moonpig the queen!!!!
42k 6/1/2020
>Empire led by German
Sounds perfectly British to me
Birtonnia is the bbritish one not empire
Moazzam Bin Baabur okay “moazzam bin baabur”
"German spy? I'm as British as the queen!" "So you admit it!"
@@moazzambinbaabur504 Quick geography question - where in UK do you think the region of Brittany is?
@@kraanz I think what he meant, the Brittonians faction in Warhammer are straight out of Arthurian legends and not in reference to the province in france.
Spiff: Franz sounds too German for me unlike Queen Elizabeth II.
Me: Coughs in Saxe-Coburg and Gotha.
Exploding-Knees: Some cultured shit that makes sense and is hilarious to knowledgeable people.
Me:
@@ABurntMuffin Also Karl is a French as fuck name, and Franz literally means 'French'. That's like saying 'Gilbert English' is such a Swedish name.
@@InternetMameluq but Franz is the german translation to the french François
lol yes
@@InternetMameluq Are you saying Karl is French because of Charlemagne (Karl the Great), well hate to break it to you but the Franks and Carolingians were German
dear queen, thanks for being the queen and also happy birthday
By the gods did you REALLY not think about thanking her for the constant BLODDY TEA SUPPLY!
By the gods that woman is beautiful 🇬🇧
@@CarlosianBigWang well the queen is a busy woman, and i'd hate to keep her waiting. short and simple for queen and country
Down with the Queen! Death to tyrants!
woah dude calm down, shes no tyrant shes a lovely old lady.
Imagine fighting against this army. It would be like fighting Sauron, Voldemort, Dracula, The White Witch, Freddy Krueger, and The Wicked Witch of the West all at once.
Karl Franz: too german
Bretonia: doesnt even consider
Von castein: perfect
Bretonnia is French to be fair.
@@THENemesisXX99 *angry Briton noises*
It's not an empire though.
@@nicolascordier12 *cough cough* Brittany *cough cough*
@@Smelly556 cough cough shut up no one cares cough cough
“Dear Karl Franz, your Empire is fake.”
That is the most polite way I’ve ever heard someone proclaim “Death to the False Emperor.”
Please do not mind the poisoned blade in your back, kind sir. It us made in England.
Happy birthday Queen Elizabeth!
(I know you're watching)
@@blakedup6190 Ouch, teen who wants attention.
Nvm sorry 😂
I belive, Her birthday is april, 21, so, we are a little bit late.
@@Mishanya442 she has two, largely because the British weather is terrible in April, so she celebrates in Jun on a saturday
25:01 A Vampire that get's a glittering Armor...Now I have to root for the Empire to burn your faction to the ground.
Is his name Edvard von Cullenstein?
SPARKLY😃😃!!
The Vamp counts get a higher chance of getting Glittering scales so i think CA knows the meme
Crush the Von Cullensteins!
Tweenmail ?
do warhammer 2 next!
great vid man, you just got a new subscriber.
LIVE-STREAMS THE MAKING OF THE QUEENIE CARD!!!!
40 minute video? COLONIZE ME DADDY
Halp me
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
@@Kreeeeft We, the dutch drink too much coffee, that's just unacceptable but colonize we can as good as the British
Liam Anjewierden id rather have tea, coffee is disgusting
Durple from where are you Belgium Netherlands Germany ?
He always makes me want to make a cup of tea whenever I see a video.
I'm going through rewatching all your vids and making sure I've liked them. Because fair is fair.
The card should include a coupon for Yorkshire tea...
Fool! She's the queen! She owns all of the Yorkshire tea! And God Bless her for sharing!
Don't put a 'thing' into the card.
She's not technically allowed to accept mailed things, though a card may end up on her mantle
But its okay if its Spiff, hes a patriot and is a special envoy
Honestly this intro was the best intro I've ever had the privilege of hearing. You, my Lord, are exceptional. (Read it with the specific pauses for extra praise to our Lord Spiff)
That's how commas work
Vampires are easily my favorite faction in this game sereis, but man, the rework of the Von Carsteins in WH3 nerfed them so hard. No second Legendary Lord on turn 2. Whether you pick Vlad or Isabella, the other spawns as a Legendary Hero instead of a Lord. They do still have some of their cool abilities, like buffing both of them if they're in the same army, but that early game powerhouse isn't nearly as good anymore.
Sir Spiff: "wut? we lost one kevin???"
*REGAINS IT RIGHT AFTER*
Its still a traumatic thing, losing a kevin
@@rhyscallinan1948 oof,sorry for not respecting the loss of le Kevin 🙇🏼♂️ may he rest in peace
@@youraveragechaosspacemarin752 He was lost but now is found
Total war needs to be played with max uni-size :3
Noneofyour Business single entity units become more powerfull on smal unit size
@@thespiffingbrit my old laptop processor can take At least medium and it's a literal potato
small units make magic more op, spells are balanced around normal unit sizes
@@rultkiraly43 Well it also makes heroes much stronger, heroes hit models, the issue with heroes is that they can only hit 1 entity at once, usually doing a lot of overkill with larger unit sizes
It's on small so there hero's do stuff and spells whip out units
"My lady,
A lot of leaf water addicts asked me to do this for your birthday."
Love the vids they keep me laughing for hours.
Total War 3K vid perhaps?
You have to send a moonpig card to the QUEEN,there is already 12 THOUSAND LIKES
cristiano cris 21 thousand at the time of this comment!
23 atm
@@christofferk2919 ya 23k btw so
Nah 23
24k now
"Completely broken hero ball..."
YEP! The devs really nailed the Warhammer vibe in this game! Very true to the tabletop version!
I still remember the HeroHammers in the earlier editions of WHFB. Spiff is playing TW: Warhammer very correctly.
Yusss Spiff, moar Total War vids. I love the series. Funny goon squad action here too.
Had the same experience when I first played TTW with the von Carsteins :D Very good video^^
WTF?
i made tea and the second it finished boiling this video uploaded
I see the tea gods are pleased with your videos
I'd like to see you break Star Wars: EMPIRE at War.
But with forces of corruption that’s way too easy. If you corrupt everything you’re obscenely rich and your enemies are weakened.
The vanilla is way too easy to cheese. Kill the fleet, park one infantry unit on the orbit->the AI can't build a space station anymore. Rinse and repeat until you control the orbit of every planet, then you can no longer lose and can just throw stacks of ground units into auto resolve to skip the Godawful ground battles
Ivar the Boneless The point of a lot of these videos is unexpected exploits, not obvious ones. However, I’m sure The Spiffing Brit could make a good video on it regardless.
I was touring the UK for 2 weeks and it happened to line up with some of the Birthday celebrations. It was great to see England and participate in afternoon tea.
"your empire is fake"
Well it's based on the HRE so it literally is
YES SPIF I LOVE YOU THANKS FOR DOING WARHAMMER IVE BEEN WANTING YOU TO DO IT FOR AGES
I literally dont care about war hammer but had to watch immediately because the spiffingbrit is my favorite tuber right now! Not even a tea fan and still love it
heresy, here, have some tea.
This is my first video I've seen of you, and I already love it. I'd love to see a video somehow breaking those lovely Night Goblins, but I don't know if it's possible. But if it is, you're the man (Goblin) to find it!
birthday...
Spiffing Brit: "Yeeting loads of goblins"
Goblin slayer: *Heavy breathing*
Dwarf Slayer: *Heavier Breathing*
Dwarf DemonSlayer: *Intense Heavy Breathing*
Grimgor : very nozy and annoy grunt
@@jobreau1725 Gotrek: *Insane Heavy Breathing Followed by Loud Yelling*
You can also unlock a tech that makes all skeleton upkeep go down to 0 and have infinite armies with 19 troops only paying for the lord
oooh, is your profile pic a berserk reference?
skeletons are almost useless by the time you get that tech
@@JohnDoe-zh6cp You use them to maintain public order or as part of a reinforcing army to make the wood elves waste their arrows.
Great video! I enjoy them all
I would much appreciate more total war vids. Thanks. Good tea.
"Ten! Ten vampire heroes! Ha ha ha..." - Spiff, doing his best imitation of The Count from sesame street -
Day 1 of asking Spiff to play the glorious game that is Heroes of Might and Magic III.
I need this in my life now
Yes, i agree, but you can't just go get the HD version off Steam. Heroes 3 complete is available pretty cheap, has all the expansions with the extra castle types and artifacts.
@@supervillain3213 Yes. Don't get it off of Steam. Good Ol Games has the complete version, get it there.
@@mattheww7893 yeah i checked it right after i saw your first comment, it's like $3.39 right now.
I would love to watch him abuse the crap out of Necropolis because we all know that Vamp Lords and Skeleton Death-balls are perfectly balanced xD
Forgot to mention that spell damage don't scale with unit size, so spells are super OP when the unit size is set to small.
P.S it's balanced for large and will be underpowered with huge armies.
At least in Warhammer 2 though, small unit size does make heroes worse actually, because it just decreases their health, but because of the way being in melee combat works, it doesn't decrease the damage they're taking. Like, it doesn't matter if they're attacking 30 soldiers or 100, only like, 5 will be able to surround and attack at a time. So the 5 soldiers are there attacking, they're going to die much faster when their health is lower.
Empire Total War actually got me hooked on strategy games
You should write pls make me a knight, thank you for tea, and happy birthday.
Dear queen let's reestablish the great British empire. (Yeet)
Do you not mean the "CommonWealth of The British Empire" as it is stated on old maps?
Okay now you've done it Spiff. In the future I'm going to randomly come across Clevarge fanfiction on the internet.
Oh... You haven't already? Sweet naive summerchild.
Loving this
Abuse the food mechanic in total war: three kingdoms
wait didn't rimmy did that already?
@@Wolvenworks yup
Can't wait for the Lego battles is perfectly balanced vid
As always Spiff, you rock. I actually just got a great deal on WH from Epic, a whopping ZERO dollars (: Can't beat that.
So I will be enjoying it a bit later.
Thank you again.
Same but I noticed that I suck as the orcs.
@@AltF-ln4yj thankfully Im Great at Orcs /s
YES! More of Warhammer, these are the perfect game to absolutely destroy, both Total War and 40.000!
Also, happy birthday, Queenie!
Ya know, i just started this game and was looking for something to watch while it loaded...
And look who shows up right on time again.
The Spiffing Brit new catchphrase: "Tea is my drug of choice and I am a chronic user."
The best kind of drug, if I say so myself
More Total War! Great video
Ahh I remember doing the all hero army with the vampires while back. Good stuff. I was misled though. You titled this infinite heroes!
Lowering the unit count would definitely make VC's easier since it doesn't affect the heroes themselves. Still, VC's are definitely fun factions to play because of their early game potential. Late game can be rough, however, especially against Dwarves, and vamp power trails off when better units overall are being placed on the field. At that point they require some finesse, clever use of tactics (basically flank all day) and focus on buffing your units, and debuffing the enemy, when needed, because most VC units just can't stand being placed in prolonged melee against harder opponents.
That small unit size though. Oh you did it for magic damage
It is really odd that they haven't fixed that. I kind of see it as a bug. It makes magic weak on big sizes and overly strong on small. Just properly balance it.
It also makes every single model unit supremely powerful.
As I was staring at your magnificent picture above my computer drinking delicious tea I was overwhelmed with inspiration in regards to the fact that I should send you a birthday card and wish you a magnificent birthday. Please accept this lovely box of tea with our congratulations on this celebrated day.
PS. Long live the queen 👑💞
Just checking in to say more total war vids! And another AOE vid!! Much love Brit!
COASTER?!
What kind of tea isnt served on SAUCER?
Also MUG? Shouldn't tea be served in a cup? Mugs are much too uncouth!
Woah woah 1 mugs hold more and 2 how are you supposed to fit a mug on a saucer Everyone knows saucers are for special occasions like visiting the grandma or the queens birthday or visiting the grandma on the queens birthday
First battle deployed 189... You cheeky brit, raising the 189 Papal guard from the battle of 1527.
Then the One-Hundred-Eighty-Nine
In the service of Heaven
They're protecting the Holy Line
It was 1527
Gave their lives on the steps to Heaven
THY WILL BE DONE!!!!!!!
For the grace, for the might of the Lord
For the home of the Holy!
For the faith, for the way of the sword
Gave their lives so boldly!
For the grace, for the might of the Lord
For the home of the Holy!
For the faith, for the way of the sword
Come and tell their story again!
Sabaton goodnes , is juste like tea☕️
@@jobreau1725 Buy some tea, get a free random mp3 from Sabaton's discography... shut up and take my money!
SHOUT OUT for WH 2 please make a video for that epic game. I just recently stumbled upon your channel and iam loving to watch your videos and it doesnt even matter if i play that game or not keep on going
Just started watching the channel. Would love to see Total War: Warhammer 2 stuff.
Sir, the new queen, she is too OP!
THE DLC SHIPPED YESTERDAY!
If you somehow do TW 2, do it on SFO where you have more than 6 units at the start as a capital's garrison.
SFO?
Its the most used overhaul mod for TWWH2.
I would love for you to do this again! Whether with this game you started, or another exploit
Makes a cup of coffee and sits down to enjoy another Spiffing video
Cleavage is such a beautifull name. I always love when you say it
Would love to see more Warhammer exploits. They are some of my favorite Total War games.
More please , hole play through would be AWESOME
defiantly need another totalwarhammer vid
THANK YOU for doing warhammer total war! Can you Do what you do what you do best on warhammer 2?
"Maybe the day this video comes out on, maybe the video after."
Not even close, Spiff. Not even close.
he was one day of her birthday
Dude your chanel is hilarious, im improving my british english soooo much
Do as many total war games as humanly possible also i would like you to do some let’s play of all of them and other games like game dev banner lord civ 6 and evil genius if you can please. Keep up the great work I really enjoy pretty much all of your videos.
A whole new meaning to herohammer
I'm probably too late, but YES.
BIRTHDAY CARD SEND NOW
Been watching and enjoying these splendid videos for a while now and today one of my students returned from a trip to London with a pack of Yorkshire Tea! I was the happiest person in all of Japan. :) Share the tea, share the love.
I was worried the joke at the beginning was going to fall flat. I'm glad it didn't
Can’t beat a good old yeeting of goblins
Jim Bob learn from thy goblin slayer
This is the most op dnd campaign I’ve ever witnessed
This video hurts now that the Queen is at rest. God Bless you Spiff
When he said he cant recruit anymore vampire heros and he would have to build more buildings I instantly thought of the you must build additional pylons meme
Imagine if he found out about the chariots for the tomb kings in total Warhammer 3
Plz do the Warhammer 2 Love to see you brake it. Great video keep it up!!!!
I would love for this to be continued
Your thumbnail made me think sirsic would be joining
"Heroes are OP and can ruin everything" *laugh in Archaon + beefy bulky smashing chosen*
There is this new guy in town called tyrion , I once saw him kill three heroes in a battle with a pencil , he is rel gud .
Lokir in the background: „don‘t mind me, just soloing your army, heroes and lord without even taking damage. You know. Thursdays.
Also Kroak: „don‘t even talk to me unless you get at least 1000 kills a battle.“
@@ragnerschwarzmane3412 Kroak waves him away
*Settlement disintergrates*
Sorry, wrong finger.
Spiff please show us the perfectly balanced nature of Caesar 4. We must have our great spiffing empire. (5th attempt)
I love how you break my favorite games
It's not even broken though, because heroes stumble and fall against the higher tier units and all he did was take on tier 1 and 2 units with them.
Sigmar bless the queen! And bless you for doing a video on Total War Warhammer, I love it! While not as cheesy, in Total War Warhammer 2, both Clan Skryre of the Skaven and any of the Vampire Coast lords are hilarious, bordering on broken.