Honest Trailers - Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (Feat. Michael Bolton)

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  • Special thanks to Michael Bolton for guest starring on this Honest Trailer, check out his newest album “Songs of Cinema” available on Frontiers Music at www.ScreenJunkies.com/Bolton
    Grab your Golden Ticket and join Charlie, Grandpa, and Willy Wonka himself for Honest Trailers - Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory!
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    Voiceover Narration by Jon Bailey: / jon3pnt0
    Title design by Robert Holtby
    Series Created by Andy Signore - / andysignore & Brett Weiner
    Written by Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell & Andy Signore
    Executive Producer - Andy Signore
    Producers - Dan Murrell, Spencer Gilbert, Michael Bolton, Christina Kline
    Edited by TJ Nordaker & Bruce Guido
    LIVE ACTION PORTION:
    Director: Andy Signore
    Producer: Warren Tessler
    Director of Photography: Basil Mironer
    MUSIC:
    Vocals: Michael Bolton
    Music Composition & Backing Vocals: Matt Citron
    Vocal Production: Greg Chun
    Recording Engineer: Jorge Vivo
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Komentáře • 9K

  • @gabzpiano
    @gabzpiano Před 7 lety +993

    "what obesity used to look like" holy shit that was savage

  • @Norway604
    @Norway604 Před 7 lety +1978

    Can we appreciate Michael Bolton? Not only is his voice smooth as the chocolate river, but he just seems like such a genuine and funny guy!

    • @kerbe3
      @kerbe3 Před 7 lety +13

      Yea, I don't know why the Michael Bolton of Office Space hated him so much.

    • @pj2yyy2
      @pj2yyy2 Před 7 lety +22

      In the 90s it was cliche and 'cool' to shit on Michael Bolton. In fact, he's quite an amazing vocalist. You have to remember shitty grunge rock was all the rage back then.

    • @icommentnl9156
      @icommentnl9156 Před 7 lety +4

      It's just his last name reminds me of a fictional psychopathic piece of shit... I can't...

    • @larsgilligan595
      @larsgilligan595 Před 7 lety +5

      He should make a cover of candy man.

    • @relentlessnexus8884
      @relentlessnexus8884 Před 7 lety +5

      iCommentNL really because his last name reminded me of Zack effrons character: troy Bolton from highschool musical

  • @allijo514
    @allijo514 Před 4 lety +1502

    "There's no seat on the boat for Augustus Gloop.... Wonka knew what he was doing" 😳😳😳

  • @the_rebekah_leigh
    @the_rebekah_leigh Před 5 lety +3017

    "What obesity used to look like."
    Hilarious and tragically accurate.

    • @dlxmarks
      @dlxmarks Před 4 lety +124

      It's true. Take a look at Oliver Hardy in the 1930's when he was supposedly laughably fat. He'd be considered just overweight today.

    • @papagena1
      @papagena1 Před 4 lety +15

      It's my favorite line of the whole thing!

    • @mangmans
      @mangmans Před 4 lety +1

      Yep

    • @jamainegardner4193
      @jamainegardner4193 Před 3 lety +1

      @@dlxmarks in what country?

    • @sarahno4748
      @sarahno4748 Před 3 lety +2

      gardner guessing he means in the US.

  • @TomPark1986
    @TomPark1986 Před 7 lety +1594

    Never heard bolton before. Bolton has a wonderful voice.

    • @tomtalks23
      @tomtalks23 Před 7 lety +54

      Tom F Park Watch his Captain Jack Sparrow song he did with The Lonely Island, you won't be disappointed.

    • @dangurney1042
      @dangurney1042 Před 7 lety +31

      He sung his own version of Go The Distance from Disney's Hercules which was played at the end credits.

    • @omegagilgamesh
      @omegagilgamesh Před 7 lety +25

      You've seriously never heard Michael Bolton before? How old are you? Look up Go The Distance, How am I Supposed to Live Without You, and A Time For Letting Go. You're welcome in advance.

    • @rajakarim4381
      @rajakarim4381 Před 7 lety +2

      Tom F Park he has a greatest hits. it really good always sings with passion. covers other peoples songs really well.
      m Bolton greatest hits, enjoy

    • @justsomerandomguyonline1144
      @justsomerandomguyonline1144 Před 7 lety +3

      Spencer Loudog he has more talent up his Butt crack than you will ever have

  • @cjkalandek996
    @cjkalandek996 Před 7 lety +1435

    I've never heard of Michael Bolton, but MAN! That guy has a great voice!

    • @Therealmadkong
      @Therealmadkong Před 7 lety +77

      Yup very talented, has a weird sense of humor though. He did a song about Pirates of the Caribbean with "The Lonely Island". That's why he asked to be back for the next trailer at the end.

    • @ChrisWestfallDesign
      @ChrisWestfallDesign Před 7 lety +3

      Cj Kalandek never heard of him either, I wish him luck in the music biz though

    • @berry186
      @berry186 Před 7 lety +12

      Cj Kalandek search for his "I can go to distance" version for Hercules movie.

    • @snuffmeister6720
      @snuffmeister6720 Před 7 lety +53

      i'm so old...

    • @QuintessentialQs
      @QuintessentialQs Před 7 lety +57

      Chris Westfall Considering he's had 8 albums in the billboard top 10, and 17 singles in the top 40, I'd say he doesn't really need much more luck.

  • @BenjaminWirtz
    @BenjaminWirtz Před 5 lety +791

    "adults are idiots and children are evil" So very true to life.

  • @AnakinFury
    @AnakinFury Před 5 lety +898

    "This factory is a lawsuit waiting to happen,"
    Game Theory: *You're damn Right*

    • @dintadoba4808
      @dintadoba4808 Před 4 lety +31

      That's why Charlie actually wins the factory and a golden ticket to the electric Chair!!
      Robot Chicken got the story after ending LMAO

    • @EloquentTroll
      @EloquentTroll Před 3 lety +23

      Legal Eagle: *Let me count the criminal and civil violations for you!*

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr Před 3 lety +11

      EloquentTroll and Anakin80042 Fury, you’re right that both Legal Eagle and Film Theory went into full detail on how the factory broke many health and safety violations.

    • @zeyadmohammed5033
      @zeyadmohammed5033 Před 2 lety +4

      You mean Film theory.

    • @rhysajbfangal5552
      @rhysajbfangal5552 Před rokem +2

      That's why wonka had them all sign a contract!

  • @elamericano9965
    @elamericano9965 Před 7 lety +1692

    Bolton killed it! He was hilarious.

    • @misterexplicit5930
      @misterexplicit5930 Před 7 lety +44

      The creepy man can cause he has a white van...

    • @markvalenzo
      @markvalenzo Před 7 lety +1

      El Americano word

    • @angelusprowler6368
      @angelusprowler6368 Před 7 lety +3

      El Americano he also did a song with lonely island he's good at funny songs

    • @SimonPeter1
      @SimonPeter1 Před 7 lety +42

      Bolton actually references his famous "Jack Sparrow" music video at the end of starring.

    • @SimonPeter1
      @SimonPeter1 Před 7 lety +9

      Bolton actually references his famous "Jack Sparrow" music video at the end of starring.

  • @olivio2D
    @olivio2D Před 7 lety +1113

    Wow, that guy sings really well

    • @AmethystEyes
      @AmethystEyes Před 7 lety +168

      Olívio Neto it's almost like he's a professional... 😂

    • @aidanjanemcintosh6919
      @aidanjanemcintosh6919 Před 7 lety +26

      Olívio Neto sounds like a guy who sing the Hercules theme song doesn't he?

    • @olivio2D
      @olivio2D Před 7 lety +7

      Aidan McIntosh I don't know... Every time I watched Hercules as a kid I watched the dubbed version in portuguese :/

    • @skepticaldemocrat
      @skepticaldemocrat Před 7 lety +1

      So do I, fellow countryman (unless you are brazilian hehehe).

    • @MrBcardinal35
      @MrBcardinal35 Před 7 lety +5

      Is he Ramsay's brother?

  • @phousefilms
    @phousefilms Před 3 lety +243

    Michael Bolton singing Oompa Loompa songs was not something I ever thought I'd need until this moment.

    • @SEXYCBO
      @SEXYCBO Před rokem +3

      I'm still waiting on a full track

    • @k.im.b9205
      @k.im.b9205 Před rokem

      😂😂😂💀

  • @mariettajames6068
    @mariettajames6068 Před 4 lety +503

    I died of laughter when he said " which as he turns a factory tor into a deadly game were only pure survive and the impure are disfigured according to the sins with tiny orange monsters to depose of the bodies."

  • @TB-ih7bg
    @TB-ih7bg Před 6 lety +3356

    "Saw for kids" not even a joke, this is literally what this movie is.

    • @mitchellhughes5180
      @mitchellhughes5180 Před 5 lety +2

      Ha!

    • @diegodelgado9764
      @diegodelgado9764 Před 5 lety +26

      I thought the saw for kids line isbetter for home alone lmao

    • @AlbertCalis
      @AlbertCalis Před 4 lety +20

      @@wearetheiam4720 It was Violet the one who turned into a blueberry. Veruca fell into the bad egg chute.

    • @fikbone3144
      @fikbone3144 Před 4 lety +3

      too accurate

    • @flimzy8774
      @flimzy8774 Před 4 lety

      it reminds me of snowpiercer for some reason lol

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 Před 7 lety +1143

    Say "Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger."

  • @Keys-zq1gw
    @Keys-zq1gw Před 5 lety +211

    Michael Bolton can sing the ABC song and make it sound like a Grammy Award winning masterpiece. He has an awesome voice.

    • @ketanhein
      @ketanhein Před 2 lety +7

      Michael Bolton is a national treasure.

  • @ubilo
    @ubilo Před 4 lety +69

    Love Michael Bolton's sense of humor. His Captain Jack Sparrow song is epic.

  • @davidrbenoit
    @davidrbenoit Před 7 lety +1968

    Forgot how amazing Michael Bolton's voice is.

    • @screenjunkies
      @screenjunkies  Před 7 lety +215

      Seriously. Silky smoooooooth.

    • @kylemohler2402
      @kylemohler2402 Před 7 lety +45

      Screen Junkies I read that as the Epic Voice guy.

    • @joshrzepka4139
      @joshrzepka4139 Před 7 lety +2

      say i summon dark magican

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 Před 7 lety +20

      David Benoit I forgot how much Michael Bolton loves Jack Sparrow.

    • @lonnieappleby7538
      @lonnieappleby7538 Před 7 lety +4

      Just listened to "Steel Bars" last night on my way home from rehearsal and thought the exact same thing!!!

  • @CaptainPeanut
    @CaptainPeanut Před 7 lety +1544

    I really respect how Bolton agrees to these kinds of videos. Awesome! :D

    • @mybigarmada
      @mybigarmada Před 7 lety +1

      He has a small cameo in The Onion Movie that you won't believe.

    • @Darkside-origin
      @Darkside-origin Před 7 lety +50

      check out lonely island music videos Bolton, Rihanna, Seth Rogen Justin timberlake are in them their pretty funny in it

    • @CaptainPeanut
      @CaptainPeanut Před 7 lety +7

      I know. It's great

    • @TrumbullComic
      @TrumbullComic Před 7 lety +36

      It turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile.

    • @JcibA113
      @JcibA113 Před 7 lety +8

      I know right, it's great to see the guy has such a great sense of humor and love of movies

  • @97dusk
    @97dusk Před 5 lety +384

    "Come with me,
    and you'll see,
    a world full of OSHA violations!"

  • @lulushah.
    @lulushah. Před 7 lety +1095

    Michael Bolton has a really nice voice 😊

  • @tidanbalasingam
    @tidanbalasingam Před 7 lety +2616

    At least Michael Bolton is honest about what he is doing on this video.

    • @adibsiddiki7409
      @adibsiddiki7409 Před 7 lety +169

      Tidan Balasingam This really IS honest trailers.

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 Před 7 lety +35

      Yup, impersonating the guy from Office Space.

    • @jacobrobinson117
      @jacobrobinson117 Před 7 lety +81

      Even if he wasn't you can't hate Michael Bolton

    • @SimuLord
      @SimuLord Před 6 lety +12

      Now they just need to find a way to get him into an Office Space trailer...that joke so totally doesn't work anymore now that we know Michael Bolton's actually awesome.

    • @bangitybangbabang
      @bangitybangbabang Před 6 lety +6

      I respect him for that 😊

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 Před 4 lety +275

    Michael Bolton has just become a million times more amazing.

    • @MrScaramanga16
      @MrScaramanga16 Před 4 lety +8

      I just love the lonely island reference at the end

    • @ashakydd1
      @ashakydd1 Před 4 lety +4

      I still don't like his music, but he has done a good job of leaning in on the humor around himself which is awesome.

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL Před 3 lety +1

      100th like

    • @henrygustavekrausse7459
      @henrygustavekrausse7459 Před 3 lety +2

      @@MrScaramanga16 THIS IS THE TALE, OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW,
      PIRATE SO BRAVE, ON THE SEVEN SEAS.

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 Před 3 lety +3

      @@henrygustavekrausse7459 A mystical quest, to the isle of Tortuga,

  • @alekk2320
    @alekk2320 Před 4 lety +57

    This upvote is for Michael bolton. That was great dude. Love it when famous people remember not to take themselves too seriously and start having fun. Do more!

  • @monicacarrilllo
    @monicacarrilllo Před 7 lety +1803

    World of Safety Violations was the best part

  • @screenjunkies
    @screenjunkies  Před 7 lety +4543

    Thanks to Michael Bolton for being incredible. And RIP to the legend Gene Wilder.

  • @angelyoungheart3851
    @angelyoungheart3851 Před 5 lety +192

    “Their legs 🦵 are weird cuz he broke their knees” I knew it Wonka is EVIL!!!!!!!

  • @geekymetalhead5112
    @geekymetalhead5112 Před 5 lety +147

    Michael Bolton: This is the taaale, of Captain Jack Sparrow.
    HTG (Honest Trailer Guy); Uhhh wrong video.

    • @mariaj266
      @mariaj266 Před 3 lety +14

      I was totally scrolling through to see who would reference Lonely Island!

    • @mariaj266
      @mariaj266 Před 3 lety +5

      I was totally scrolling through to see who would reference Lonely Island!

  • @CmdrGendoIkari
    @CmdrGendoIkari Před 7 lety +444

    Bolton made this one of your best honest trailers ever. lol ;-D

    • @CmdrGendoIkari
      @CmdrGendoIkari Před 7 lety +1

      Also, 6 hours at 275,000+ views and isn't on the trending list? Google employees these days are so incredibly stupid. I guess all the real talent moved on to other corporations.

    • @princeeclipse12
      @princeeclipse12 Před 7 lety +2

      CmdrGendoIkari I can't like this video enough

    • @themanyouwanttobe
      @themanyouwanttobe Před 7 lety +19

      Michael Bolton is a major cinephile.

    • @aronagmar
      @aronagmar Před 7 lety +7

      themanyouwanttobe YOU COMPLETE ME

    • @decenthumans
      @decenthumans Před 7 lety +3

      Give it up for Bolton

  • @FreemanicParacusia
    @FreemanicParacusia Před 5 lety +2269

    "In the first draft we all... were... black!"
    "Don't believe it? Google it!"
    I died.

    • @gbear285
      @gbear285 Před 4 lety +23

      😵

    • @antoniosmith5350
      @antoniosmith5350 Před 4 lety +39

      Omg me too. I almost fell off the toilet

    • @dominiquedixon8600
      @dominiquedixon8600 Před 4 lety +74

      .... I googled it 😐

    • @TheeKookyWildflower
      @TheeKookyWildflower Před 4 lety +36

      @@dominiquedixon8600 Same. WTF?

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum Před 4 lety +129

      The 2005 remake actually contains the story of how Wonka found the Oompa Loompas (which is also in the book) and it's clearly just the story of slavery... except *happy* and *fun* and *good for the slaves!* 😳

  • @jacklawrence2212
    @jacklawrence2212 Před rokem +19

    This is, seriously, one of the funniest Honest Trailers out there. The Michael Bolton gags are just fantastic. Hilarious.

  • @goryguy5106
    @goryguy5106 Před 4 lety +19

    Wow, Bolton's still got a set of pipes on him for sure. He's magic.
    One of my favorite things about Gene's portrayal of Wonka in this movie is that he evidently wanted that limping, fall-into-a-roll scene himself. It wasn't in the script. Gene said he wanted it so badly because he wanted viewers to know right away that Wonka couldn't be trusted.
    Hope that rumor's true, Gene nailed the role.

  • @MichaelSmith-ci5yp
    @MichaelSmith-ci5yp Před 6 lety +2081

    Wow Michael Bolton has a great sense of humor for doing stuff like this.
    Laughed my ass off at his part, he really went all out

    • @SteveCarras
      @SteveCarras Před 5 lety +26

      LOL great of him to do that one! :D

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej Před 4 lety +30

      If you really want Michael Boltons ultimate going-all-out-on-himself watch Michael Boltons Valentines Special, it's insane, over the top and freaking hilarious!

    • @theultimatereductionist7592
      @theultimatereductionist7592 Před 4 lety +6

      @@jonnnnniej Indeed!

    • @npcx-mq6cr
      @npcx-mq6cr Před 4 lety +21

      Never thought much of him with the long hair but damn he looks good for a man in his sixties

    • @SBandy
      @SBandy Před 4 lety +8

      And what a voice!

  • @an3582
    @an3582 Před 7 lety +423

    Loved the nod to Lonely Island.

  • @bbgunz1705
    @bbgunz1705 Před 5 lety +46

    Bolton killed it with the "Dear God Please Help Us" Song.
    10/10 video and singing 👍

    • @oswizzle8542
      @oswizzle8542 Před 3 lety +2

      I was just thinking this it needs a full version

  • @oxymoron296
    @oxymoron296 Před 5 lety +77

    Bolton went beast mode with those songs lol

  • @nicholasfoss5733
    @nicholasfoss5733 Před 7 lety +481

    So, important question, if Lightning McQueen is getting insurance does he get car insurance or life insurance?

    • @jcvideos648
      @jcvideos648 Před 7 lety +14

      Maybe both, his bills must be through the roof

    • @thegamemaster2000
      @thegamemaster2000 Před 7 lety +7

      Nicholas Foss I think he just bundles it.

    • @sambi7467
      @sambi7467 Před 7 lety +6

      Nicholas Foss maybe this will be explained in Cars 3

    • @user-yz3xl3mp7h
      @user-yz3xl3mp7h Před 7 lety +7

      Good job kind sir! In the hectic world we live today, someone has to ask the important questions! :D

    • @itaiber2000
      @itaiber2000 Před 7 lety

      Nicholas Foss yu
      oh just blown my mind

  • @SES4L
    @SES4L Před 7 lety +360

    not gonna lie, I've maybe heard one Michael Bolton song, but now I want the whole album.

    • @yungslyme4341
      @yungslyme4341 Před 7 lety +4

      Swerve same

    • @louistully8724
      @louistully8724 Před 7 lety +7

      Do yourself a favour mate, start with 1985's 'Everybody's Crazy'. Classic:)

    • @feynstein1004
      @feynstein1004 Před 7 lety +8

      +Louis Tully Nah. All I needed was Jack Sparrow and I was hooked.

    • @fromthawell
      @fromthawell Před 7 lety +5

      I heard him on the Lonely Island song he did with them.

    • @ScottsThoughts
      @ScottsThoughts Před 7 lety +13

      Swerve All it takes is one Michael Bolton song! He has a voice of legend.

  • @einahsirro1488
    @einahsirro1488 Před 3 lety +25

    "Saw, for kids!" Can't un-realize that...

  • @qocket
    @qocket Před rokem +17

    Gene Wilder had this quiet manic energy that made his performance unforgettable.

  • @Subparanon
    @Subparanon Před 7 lety +274

    Michael Bolton is a major cinemaphile. 'This is the time of captain Jack Sparrow.....'

  • @halwaffles
    @halwaffles Před 6 lety +1302

    I would love to hear Michael Bolton actually sing Pure Imagination! He’s great!

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 Před 6 lety +26

      Haley A world of safety violations...

    • @halwaffles
      @halwaffles Před 5 lety +7

      Podemos URSS right. *Safety Violations

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion Před 4 lety +10

      OSHA violations

    • @Darnedkev
      @Darnedkev Před 4 lety +3

      Yes

    • @Darnedkev
      @Darnedkev Před 3 lety +7

      I hadn’t ever even heard of who he was (I’m not good with song writer names) but he’s a good singer

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 Před 3 lety +9

    4:25 You’re damn right!

  • @jonathannaughton8554
    @jonathannaughton8554 Před 3 lety +10

    I love Michael Bolton's self-effacing sense of humor. He knows that his music career is very ridiculous and gaudy, so he's not afraid to laugh along with that aspect. Also, the dude can SING!

  • @milajensen3285
    @milajensen3285 Před 7 lety +266

    'we're onto you grandpa joe'

    • @gangpoe
      @gangpoe Před 7 lety +6

      Mila Jensen I found this comment as he said it 😂😂

    • @PoppyCorn144
      @PoppyCorn144 Před 7 lety +4

      Mila Jensen never noticed the 'coke nails' either...

    • @safa7252
      @safa7252 Před 7 lety

      "we're on to you"

    • @Ash-uo8sp
      @Ash-uo8sp Před 2 lety

      @Mila Jensen
      *WE'RE ON TO YOU*

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Před 16 dny

      "Joe Biden his time" was hilarious, too! @4:25

  • @Ladymusicc
    @Ladymusicc Před 6 lety +2159

    "A World of Safety Violations" was freakin golden. I died. Not only did it sound absolutely amazing. But it was hilarious. I hate that Gene has passed. I feel an attachment to him. And it's the strangest thing knowing he's not here anymore. I will forever love him in this role. And this whole video was awesome.

    • @beeman2075
      @beeman2075 Před 6 lety +23

      Ladymusicc, I agree. I loved watching both this film and Gene's performance in it as a kid, and will still enjoy watching this movie when I'm eighty, if I live to be that old. One of my bucket list dreams would have been the chance to have met Wilder, and to have been able to tell him how much both this movie and his performance enriched my childhood.

    • @Ladymusicc
      @Ladymusicc Před 6 lety +17

      beeman2075 to meet him would had been lovely. It is such a great movie. And a great actor. I loved him in Blazing Saddles.

    • @rowanmiller7062
      @rowanmiller7062 Před 6 lety +14

      How about Mr Wilder in Young Frankenstein? That was great!
      PS: RIP. You were awesome.

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 Před 6 lety +6

      Ladymusicc MatPat has done a similar thing but a whole episode

    • @richardhuff9313
      @richardhuff9313 Před 5 lety

      I sat on a whoopie cushion. I have auto-inflating whoopies if you need cpr

  • @dragoredrox7493
    @dragoredrox7493 Před 3 lety +7

    3:41 I'm sorry am I the only one who just fell in love again with the legendary Michael Bolton

  • @sinjusin
    @sinjusin Před 3 lety +25

    'unlike the tim burton version which will probably just haunt you'
    lol

    • @watrgrl2
      @watrgrl2 Před 2 lety +1

      Dang, he sure got that right! I refused to see tim burtons version for fear it would scar my memories of this movie for me.

    • @robertrocker
      @robertrocker Před 2 lety +1

      @@watrgrl2 It will, trust me. It will

  • @a.j.m8264
    @a.j.m8264 Před 7 lety +304

    I need to hear Micheal bolton do a legit cover of pure imagination, NOW!

    • @Polar_Bear_Ron
      @Polar_Bear_Ron Před 7 lety +35

      a.j. m Genuinely wish Michael Bolton would do an album of all the songs he's parodied. Can't wait to hear him bust out the verses from "Jack Sparrow" that he sang with Lonely Island!

    • @A_T-
      @A_T- Před 7 lety

      a.j. m I want omppa lumpa

    • @pumas2342
      @pumas2342 Před 7 lety +8

      I really need to hear a complete version of the creepy candy man song

    • @usanekodani1496
      @usanekodani1496 Před 7 lety

      YAAASSS

  • @liamcarmody4217
    @liamcarmody4217 Před 7 lety +232

    As The Lonely Island taught us, Michael Bolton is a major cinefile

  • @linksbetweendrinks7032
    @linksbetweendrinks7032 Před 5 lety +18

    Man. Bolton still has some golden pipes on him. And what a good sport!

  • @michaelm8852
    @michaelm8852 Před 5 lety +36

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales with Michael Bolton as promised.

    • @blacktiger24950
      @blacktiger24950 Před 3 lety +2

      🎵This is the tale
      Of Captain Jack Sparrow🎶

  • @madieshion3422
    @madieshion3422 Před 7 lety +374

    The Dear god please help us song.😆

  • @vars280287
    @vars280287 Před 7 lety +581

    You guys better call him when you do the POTC 5 honest trailer

    • @kellyfletcher8500
      @kellyfletcher8500 Před 7 lety +4

      vars28

    • @lisavogel7860
      @lisavogel7860 Před 7 lety +2

      Why did his comment get likes? He didn't even wrote anything. Or am I just not able to see his comment?

    • @MageAmazedYGO
      @MageAmazedYGO Před 7 lety +23

      I'm certain it's because he collaborated with The Lonely Island on a song called Jack Sparrow. The music video shows Michael inspired to sing about Pirates of the Caribbean after watching the movie, lol.

    • @m2Miguel2m
      @m2Miguel2m Před 7 lety +12

      Can't wait for his killer song about it, jack sparrow anyone?

    • @mrm6260
      @mrm6260 Před 7 lety +7

      IM glad im not the only one that got the reference

  • @gabrieljordan8015
    @gabrieljordan8015 Před 4 lety +18

    I bought some of Michael Bolton's songs specifically because he did this. (and because he's totally underrated and super awesome)

  • @kenna163
    @kenna163 Před 5 lety +37

    "Conartist grandpa joe"
    😂

  • @Mace2.0
    @Mace2.0 Před 7 lety +2088

    "THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW"

    • @KuronekoBonbon
      @KuronekoBonbon Před 7 lety +100

      "PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS!"

    • @superanimeniac
      @superanimeniac Před 7 lety +90

      THE MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA

    • @marus815
      @marus815 Před 7 lety +57

      raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze!!!!

    • @zeroforconduct8008
      @zeroforconduct8008 Před 7 lety +50

      Okay back to the club

    • @feynstein1004
      @feynstein1004 Před 7 lety +39

      Yeah that was kinda weird but we're back in the club. Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love (Keira Knightly)

  • @darkashtar
    @darkashtar Před 7 lety +220

    Gotta love his reference to the whole Jack Sparrow thing.

    • @hindigente
      @hindigente Před 7 lety +3

      I didn't get it, would you please explain? :)

    • @mayank1717
      @mayank1717 Před 7 lety +6

      Go see lonely island jack sparrow song

    • @darkashtar
      @darkashtar Před 7 lety +2

      Felipe Hindi what the other guy said, It's a great music video, hell lonely island is always hilarious

  • @lincolnadams83
    @lincolnadams83 Před 4 lety +8

    I officially now love Michael Bolton!! Great sense of humor!!!

  • @alexflowers97
    @alexflowers97 Před 2 lety +13

    Its more like Se7en for kids. Agustus was gluttony , Mikee was rage, Veruka was greed and vanity ect.

  • @christiandeuctor3606
    @christiandeuctor3606 Před 7 lety +1656

    *XBOX ONE IS KING*

    • @AnarchyRockerful
      @AnarchyRockerful Před 7 lety +32

      You should watch michael bolton singing with the lonely island, it's hilarous.

    • @daggle77
      @daggle77 Před 7 lety +3

      there's his limit: 04:18 ^^
      so funny XD

    • @Werewolf_Korra
      @Werewolf_Korra Před 7 lety +4

      CrispCarbon he's even able to make being annoying the best part of the song. Lonely Island wants to rap, but Bolton just has to talk about the POTC films.

    • @profdmiranda
      @profdmiranda Před 7 lety +1

      Yeah, and (not being a Michael Bolton fan) I will definitely buy this new album if 'Pure Imagination' is included in it.

    • @ethelmarsden6139
      @ethelmarsden6139 Před 7 lety +56

      Michael Bolton can make anything sound good

  • @AnabananaBeauty
    @AnabananaBeauty Před 7 lety +255

    "Saw for kids" - Im dead!

  • @leoalcaraz6153
    @leoalcaraz6153 Před 3 lety +7

    The fact that it’s actually michael Bolton singing just makes it 1000 times better

  • @simebagtank
    @simebagtank Před 5 lety +39

    Starring:
    90s Alt Rock Band
    ...and America!
    😂😂😂😂

  • @tjjordan4207
    @tjjordan4207 Před 7 lety +448

    Wait, the author of the novel wrote the screenplay for the film? Now I'm starting to believe that Willy Wonka really is a serial killer!

    • @tophers3756
      @tophers3756 Před 7 lety +57

      Roald Dahl hated the movie.

    • @Remindercat
      @Remindercat Před 7 lety +79

      Nope. Charlie and the chocolate factory with Depp was actually more true to the book. There is also a sequel called Charlie and the glass elevator but he refused to let it become a movie. Roald Dahl has some seriously twisted childrens books though, lots of abused kids who take revenge on evil adults.

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 Před 7 lety +16

      Eric Cartman Now I want to read his bat-shit crazy books!

    • @kawaiibento
      @kawaiibento Před 7 lety +30

      TJ Jordan They really are good ! Roald Dahl was one of my favourite authors when I was a child - and still is!

    • @LyricNear
      @LyricNear Před 7 lety +2

      Let's see,
      Matilda: Platinum blonde hair dye, extra strong. What more can I say?
      George's Marvelous Medicine: Antifreeze? Really!?
      The Twits: Just, WTF!?
      Not to mention most of the other books have adults feeling the cold bitch slap of karma.
      Did Roald have something against adults? Most of his villains are.

  • @teamfruitsalad7335
    @teamfruitsalad7335 Před 7 lety +1203

    Is that a Lonely Island reference at the end?

    • @animechic420
      @animechic420 Před 7 lety +40

      TeamFruitSalad Ahh! You noticed it, too!

    • @two-face1041
      @two-face1041 Před 7 lety +5

      TeamFruitSalad I know

    • @kylemohler2402
      @kylemohler2402 Před 7 lety +3

      TeamFruitSalad Sure was.

    • @MetaMdad
      @MetaMdad Před 7 lety +34

      I don't know what idea is funnier, that its a reference to lonely island or that he might just be a cinema superfan

    • @shaitzalka644
      @shaitzalka644 Před 7 lety +1

      TeamFruitSalad his smile at the end😂

  • @thaloh
    @thaloh Před 5 lety +10

    This is one of the funniest Honest Trailers by far, and having Michael Bolton singing is fantastic!

  • @matthewwatkins4938
    @matthewwatkins4938 Před 4 lety +14

    Now I just want to hear Micheal Bolton sing the actual songs AND get full versions of the joke songs.

  • @newt2942
    @newt2942 Před 7 lety +162

    Michael Bolton has a golden voice.

    • @GeoffBosco
      @GeoffBosco Před 7 lety +1

      He still sounds good...but, there was also auto-tune on those tracks.

    • @zelamorre1126
      @zelamorre1126 Před 7 lety +2

      Yeah, but almost everyone gets auto tuned nowadays. It's sort of sad.

  • @slippy1809
    @slippy1809 Před 7 lety +279

    this was an epic episode. thank you screen junkies.

    • @IThinkYouLookLarvely
      @IThinkYouLookLarvely Před 7 lety

      +MattrickBT - *in your opinion. Which doesn't reflect with a huge majority. Andy Skied has 101 likes to your one at this point.

    • @IThinkYouLookLarvely
      @IThinkYouLookLarvely Před 7 lety

      +MattrickBT - I read your reply and seems I'm talking to a CZcams troll circa 2007. I'm not resorting to cowardly name-calling from behind a screen. His likes are up to 106 in a short time. So, YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!

    • @slippy1809
      @slippy1809 Před 7 lety

      MattrickBT I'm curious to know why you think that people who like this video are stupid idiots? Any logic behind that?

    • @slippy1809
      @slippy1809 Před 7 lety

      MattrickBT ok

  • @YooperGuy25
    @YooperGuy25 Před 4 lety +10

    This one was absolutely hilarious, I about died of laughter that I almost cried.

  • @adamburger5761
    @adamburger5761 Před 3 lety +3

    Dude, this just changed my entire view of Michael Bolton! I now celebrate his entire catalog.

  • @artfan101
    @artfan101 Před 7 lety +114

    Who knew Michael Bolton was such a good sport.

    • @Outlaw7263
      @Outlaw7263 Před 7 lety +13

      Heretic he loves movies and has a bit of a wierd sense of humor, watch his song with lonely island about the pirates of the Caribbean, thats why he asked to come back for the next pirates of the Caribbean trailer

    • @Crispy_pata
      @Crispy_pata Před 7 lety

      Heretic more like a singer

    • @Salty010
      @Salty010 Před 7 lety +19

      OWH BOY I CANT WAIT TO SEE PIRATE OF CARIBBEAN FEAT MICHAEL BOLTON!!!

    • @Serai3
      @Serai3 Před 7 lety

      Anyone who visits Funny Or Die.

  • @br0k3n4ng31
    @br0k3n4ng31 Před 7 lety +244

    "Saw for Kids"
    Accuracy: 100%

  • @davidknapp5598
    @davidknapp5598 Před 5 lety +5

    Speaking of the Johnny Depp version, you guys should TOTALLY do that next! 😁

  • @jerrylouis8930
    @jerrylouis8930 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Thank you, Michael. I want full versions.

  • @xingcat
    @xingcat Před 7 lety +64

    Michael Bolton's self-awareness gives me hope in this life.

  • @CognizantPsyche
    @CognizantPsyche Před 7 lety +53

    "As long as you call me back for the 5th Pirates movie"
    I got that reference.

    • @didsain
      @didsain Před 7 lety +9

      CognizantPsyche THIS IS THE TALE!!

  • @vaidehiarts
    @vaidehiarts Před 4 lety +101

    “Joe Biden his time”.. makes so much more sense now

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Před 16 dny

      Still does! But I also think KH is Biden hers, too; maybe why she's always wearing black lol

  • @davidmoloi
    @davidmoloi Před 3 lety +2

    Michael Bolton has an epic voice

  • @dreadeddoduo2177
    @dreadeddoduo2177 Před 7 lety +433

    Rip Gene

  • @epicvoiceguy
    @epicvoiceguy Před 7 lety +2710

    Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

    • @angespice
      @angespice Před 7 lety +9

      EpicVoiceGuy hi

    • @angespice
      @angespice Před 7 lety +7

      EpicVoiceGuy i love you videos

    • @jonathanpeck6112
      @jonathanpeck6112 Před 7 lety +7

      EpicVoiceGuy Say: Hey Now, You're an All Star, get your game on, go play

    • @bluewater6878
      @bluewater6878 Před 7 lety +5

      EpicVoiceGuy Please Say, "So if the Times Square Ball doesn't fall at midnight, does that mean the guy who drops the ball dropped the ball? And if he drops the ball correctly, then has he not dropped the ball?"

    • @ultimategamer876
      @ultimategamer876 Před 7 lety

      Is XCOM 2 any good?

  • @RoseShell91
    @RoseShell91 Před 3 lety +6

    I had to pause for laughter at “Joe Biden his time “ 😂 gold! Pure gold .

  • @tymajenga276
    @tymajenga276 Před 4 lety +92

    "Joe biden his time" lol lolololol

  • @rl2052
    @rl2052 Před 6 lety +77

    The "In a World of Safety Violations" bit was amazing. I actually cried laughing.

  • @Laylabelle97
    @Laylabelle97 Před 7 lety +71

    4:10 the irony is that they actually used real chocolate powder for this

  • @sirrobin4394
    @sirrobin4394 Před 4 lety +9

    Just found all kinds of appreciation for Michael Bolton. He's awesome in this lol!

    • @jessieb7290
      @jessieb7290 Před 11 měsíci

      The lonely island songs with him are genius too! 🥰

  • @maxschank6051
    @maxschank6051 Před 2 lety +6

    3:35 I did its true

  • @margarethmichelina5146
    @margarethmichelina5146 Před 7 lety +325

    "Saw for Kids" should goes to Home Alone.

    • @joyunicycle
      @joyunicycle Před 7 lety +16

      Candied Hunger Games

    • @DaDualityofMan
      @DaDualityofMan Před 7 lety +8

      Home Alone was the original version of Saw.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 Před 7 lety

      joyunicycle Hunger Games is a ripoff of Battle Royale and only teenagers who can play it.

    • @popeye697
      @popeye697 Před 7 lety +6

      margareth michelina nah. they got it right

    • @user-jt8vk2bs8c
      @user-jt8vk2bs8c Před 7 lety +3

      I have uploaded to your channel on CZcams porn
      Watch me ♥ (not a joke)

  • @DepressedOptimist
    @DepressedOptimist Před 7 lety +1734

    _I want a cover of pure imagination by him_

    • @screenjunkies
      @screenjunkies  Před 7 lety +180

      This is a dream we all share, at least we gave you this taste.

    • @DepressedOptimist
      @DepressedOptimist Před 7 lety +54

      _Cant belive yall replyed to such an old comment_

    • @colinnoble20
      @colinnoble20 Před 6 lety +2

      batman

    • @marcusporter7565
      @marcusporter7565 Před 6 lety +13

      Depressed Optimist I'd give my soul to have a CD of him doing cover for all of the songs in the movie.

    • @DeniseUsesLogic
      @DeniseUsesLogic Před 6 lety +1

      Depressed Optimist ooooooooooh!!!!!

  • @williamlangan5902
    @williamlangan5902 Před 4 lety +14

    This was hilarious. I liked Michael's alternative lyrics to the songs from the movie! He did write them, didn't he?

  • @scientistdoggo
    @scientistdoggo Před 4 lety +10

    "Or Chocolate River is mixed with Sewage"
    Augustus Gloop:
    *Say sike right now*

  • @michaelm8852
    @michaelm8852 Před 6 lety +331

    I rewatched it several times just for Michael Bolton.

  • @cottencloud5811
    @cottencloud5811 Před 7 lety +536

    "WHEN SENPAI NOTICES U" I NEARLY CHOKED

  • @LPow58
    @LPow58 Před 3 lety +3

    Michael friggin Bolton ftw .. he has a great sense of humor and doesn't take himself too seriously. I become a bigger fan every time he does things like this

  • @mattt5105
    @mattt5105 Před 4 lety +12

    2017: Nope
    2018: Maybe next year
    2019: Jk
    2020: Okay let's recommend it

  • @leilanipigatt1275
    @leilanipigatt1275 Před 7 lety +99

    "The Room" is clearly going to be the number one fan appreciation honest trailer.

    • @SeenGod
      @SeenGod Před 7 lety +11

      lol The Room actual trailer is pretty hilarious in itself

    • @Hatti69
      @Hatti69 Před 7 lety +4

      Yea i was bashing them for years to do the room.....gues its to flawless

    • @joyunicycle
      @joyunicycle Před 7 lety +13

      "YAR TARING ME APART ONAST TRAILERS!!!"

    • @bernparks7789
      @bernparks7789 Před 7 lety

      Leilani Pigatt Oh God, no.

    • @DaDualityofMan
      @DaDualityofMan Před 7 lety +14

      The Room is already an Honest Trailer of itself.

  • @xxkewldudexx
    @xxkewldudexx Před 7 lety +585

    Michael Bolton needs to cover Pure Imagination straight...like now

    • @dessullivan1725
      @dessullivan1725 Před 7 lety +28

      Absolutely. Would be pure class.

    • @michaellevandowski631
      @michaellevandowski631 Před 6 lety

      Des Sullivan U know what else would be pure class a collab with him and Meghan Trainor (at least that's what I think)

    • @carltrotter7622
      @carltrotter7622 Před 6 lety

      JUST DO IT WE HAVE ALMOST 300 supporters

    • @joshuamabey5611
      @joshuamabey5611 Před 6 lety +4

      Michael Levandowski Megan trainor has a voice that sounds like nails on a chalkboard

    • @jmacjr101
      @jmacjr101 Před 6 lety

      No. gene wilder will be forever the best one.

  • @theholyduck5520
    @theholyduck5520 Před 4 lety +40

    "Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?"
    "Those are the Grunka-lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory."
    "Tell them I hate them!"

    • @gameroftheyear1000
      @gameroftheyear1000 Před 3 lety +4

      SHUT THE HELL UP!
      Hopefully someone will get the joke 😂

    • @theholyduck5520
      @theholyduck5520 Před 3 lety +4

      @@gameroftheyear1000 Grunka-lunka, dunkety-darmedguards!

    • @gameroftheyear1000
      @gameroftheyear1000 Před 3 lety +1

      @@theholyduck5520 YES!

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 Před 2 lety +1

      Grunka. Lunka.
      Dunka-dingredient.
      You should not know
      about the secret ingredient.

  • @myrag7268
    @myrag7268 Před 5 lety +1

    Michael Bolton's voice - WOW!

  • @popcorndude20
    @popcorndude20 Před 7 lety +139

    Remember kids, if a kind man offers you candy - there's probably more in his van.

    • @bobschmidt4084
      @bobschmidt4084 Před 7 lety +7

      Only a liar would say that. Kids take the candy, if not for you, for me.

    • @mediajunky3799
      @mediajunky3799 Před 7 lety

      The best thing about taking candy from a stranger in his van is you totally forget about the sex abuse

    • @CluelessSmartGirl
      @CluelessSmartGirl Před 7 lety +2

      I got that reference ;)

    • @vianeyboruel504
      @vianeyboruel504 Před 7 lety +1

      PopcornDude 20 lmfao I died 😵

    • @noone-cr4hy
      @noone-cr4hy Před 7 lety +1

      PopcornDude 20 lol