Honest Trailers | Every Sean Connery Bond

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    Honest Trailers | Every Sean Connery Bond
    Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
    Title Design: Robert Holtby
    Written by: Logan Rees, Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford, & Lon Harris
    Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
    Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
    Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
    Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
    Post-Production Coordinator: Mikołaj Kossakowski
    Assistant Editor: Rebecca Castaneda
    Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
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  • @ericpeterson8732
    @ericpeterson8732 Před 2 lety +2663

    "Everyone was a drunken chain smoker so they were easy to knock out." That was one of your best lines.

  • @Hazmatan
    @Hazmatan Před 2 lety +2203

    Respect to the editors who made all the intros with their original style for just a 4 seconds sketch

    • @ragarcon
      @ragarcon Před 2 lety +5

      The don't react to stuff

    • @user-cd4bx6uq1y
      @user-cd4bx6uq1y Před 2 lety +5

      977th. Lol

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue Před 2 lety +3

      Yeah I though that was quite masterful. Really seamless job on that one. A*

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 Před rokem +1

      Respecc

    • @magnum3.14
      @magnum3.14 Před 6 dny

      If I remember correctly, it is just one person. They mention them a few times in the commentaries

  • @TheEqualizer-iw1bz
    @TheEqualizer-iw1bz Před 2 lety +962

    Baddie: “I’m in S.P.E.C.T.R.E.”
    Bond: “Inspector who?”

  • @warmybear1009
    @warmybear1009 Před 2 lety +687

    "how much of this is Bond and how much is Connery, we'll never know" yikes but good line lol

    • @stevenscott2136
      @stevenscott2136 Před 2 lety +36

      @vbddfy euuyt I imagine Bond slacking off on his Japan-familiarization research, frantically cramming before his trip, and then being too egotistical to keep his mouth shut about things he barely skimmed.

    • @SorbetCitron17
      @SorbetCitron17 Před 2 lety +1

      Even better in french. Connerie = stupidity

    • @kelvinp.coleman563
      @kelvinp.coleman563 Před rokem +1

      @@stevenscott2136 Fortunately the Japanese are too polite and deferential to point out that their foreign guests are talking a lot of smack and getting everything wrong. 🙂

    • @yellowgreengo6764
      @yellowgreengo6764 Před rokem +1

      yeah baby!

  • @YouGuessIGuess
    @YouGuessIGuess Před 2 lety +1584

    Bond checks into hotels because the series has never really been about being a spy. It's about being a celebrity on vacation in beautiful locales around the world.

    • @nickllama5296
      @nickllama5296 Před 2 lety +100

      Ian Fleming has often said that the whole spy thing is just so Bond can meet up with hot ladies, and... you know... do Bond things with them.

    • @andrewjohnson6716
      @andrewjohnson6716 Před 2 lety +37

      I would suggest the book The Irregulars if you want to now just how unlike a Bond movie the spycraft of the time the original Bond novels were written really was.

    • @mrmeerkat1096
      @mrmeerkat1096 Před 2 lety +32

      There is a element of truth in that. It's like they want to shoot scenes around the globe in certain locations and then write a plot to connect them all.

    • @reav3rtm
      @reav3rtm Před 2 lety +20

      @@nickllama5296 He is bonding with them obviously.

    • @whwhywhywhywhywhywhy
      @whwhywhywhywhywhywhy Před 2 lety +1

      That's what being a spy was prior to the cold war lol

  • @NikoBellic04
    @NikoBellic04 Před 2 lety +2242

    Fun fact: Ian Flemming liked Connery's preformance so much that he canonically made Bond scottish.

    • @bobjohnson5557
      @bobjohnson5557 Před 2 lety +76

      Okay Snips

    • @malibustacys80085
      @malibustacys80085 Před 2 lety +282

      Additional fun fact: He didn't like Sean Connery at first and thoght he was a bad choice for the role, but then changed his mind.

    • @jeanniemaycrawford4466
      @jeanniemaycrawford4466 Před 2 lety +18

      @@malibustacys80085 this

    • @alm2187
      @alm2187 Před 2 lety +54

      Yea, @@jeanniemaycrawford4466, I heard the part where he was against Connery's casting in the first place, then later gave the Dr. No final cut a thumbs-down. After what film did he warm up to Sean?

    • @Modernww2fare
      @Modernww2fare Před 2 lety +72

      @@alm2187 From Russia With Love

  • @becnoremac-mail7307
    @becnoremac-mail7307 Před 2 lety +450

    I love how the "secret" agent tells everyone his real name.
    There is even one hotel check in where he's like
    "I'm Bond, James Bond. I have a reservation under the name Mr Bird"
    Subtle

    • @robwalsh9843
      @robwalsh9843 Před 2 lety +48

      I also love how Bond will humiliate the villain at a poker table and drop non-subtle hints that he is there to kill him and shut down his operation.

    • @sebastiansatorius3242
      @sebastiansatorius3242 Před rokem +8

      There is a fan theory that actually every agent 007 is called James Bond. That is why he is active for 60 years now. When you take up the mantle of 007 you become James Bond

    • @kennykiller
      @kennykiller Před rokem +3

      James Bond itself is the cover just like 007.

    • @christianlorre
      @christianlorre Před rokem

      that's part of what Roger Moore was saying, bad guys reveal their plans, all the drinking but still standing, a secret agent who never uses a fake name... the whole thing is tongue in cheek.

    • @ElPayasoMalo
      @ElPayasoMalo Před rokem +1

      That is, of course, a reference to the fact that the real man who inspired the name was an ornithologist.

  • @Tricky117
    @Tricky117 Před 2 lety +456

    Random story time - I once learned to play Baccarat because I was going to be in Monaco and wanted to do the James Bond thing... sans suave and the backing of Her majesty, of course. I got suited and booted and went to Casino de Monte-Carlo specifically to play baccarat. I wandered up... fought through the sea of guys in long shorts, polo shirts and caps, finally making it up the steps. The lovely person at the door told me I looked lovely and asked what I was looking to play. I said "Baccarat". With a gentle sigh and a smile I was advised that no one plays that anymore and to open a table would require something special (money loaded players - which I was not). Blackjack it was for me that night , along with some jolly nice folk wearing long shorts who were bored of the slots. Good night... dream shattering, but good

    • @dricardkr
      @dricardkr Před 2 lety +19

      👌🏽🤣

    • @Asahamana
      @Asahamana Před 2 lety +57

      I imagine If 5 of the richest people in world would go and play baccarat the casino would Have to get some 90 year old retired dealer from the retirement house because he is the only one WHO knows the rules. Except he is almost blind, can barely hear and hes hands hurt too much to move. Also he only speaks French. 😄

    • @alaskanmooseman5975
      @alaskanmooseman5975 Před 2 lety +12

      they still play in Macau ;)

    • @christopherwilson88
      @christopherwilson88 Před 2 lety +17

      Try going to Macau. It's hard to find a table playing something OTHER than baccarat. Most of the casinos other than the major ones (Gran Lisboa, Venetian, etc.) pretty much have just that and slots.

    • @Statalyzer
      @Statalyzer Před 2 lety +10

      Isn't Baccarat 99% luck, vs Blackjack which is still mostly luck but does actually have meaningful decisions involved?

  • @ianchandler4649
    @ianchandler4649 Před 2 lety +1677

    He has his pros and Connerys, but I quickly bonded with the character.

  • @alaamohamed3392
    @alaamohamed3392 Před 2 lety +769

    "This is the ideal evil body. You may not like it, but this is what peak evil performance looks like" That cracked me up :D

    • @InvestmentBankr
      @InvestmentBankr Před 2 lety +9

      it's the moment i "liked", you may not like it, but that's peak comedy

    • @kimjohnmwale
      @kimjohnmwale Před 2 lety +7

      Dr eggman types are legit ideal evil bods 😅😅

    • @shahsadsaadu5817
      @shahsadsaadu5817 Před 2 lety +1

      Tyson fury liked that

    • @jonathanbaker4361
      @jonathanbaker4361 Před 2 lety +2

      Well back then girth was associated with wealth and power. Today most people are just obese. Yay cheap food.

    • @kimjohnmwale
      @kimjohnmwale Před 2 lety +2

      @@jonathanbaker4361 lol that was a thing where I come from too more body more money 😅

  • @GallifreyanGinger
    @GallifreyanGinger Před 2 lety +253

    Bond was the ultimate wish-fulfilment back in the day. The UK was just done with rationing and here was this guy who smoked like a chimney (the best cigarettes) and never coughed; drank like a fish (the best liquors) and never got hungover; and ate the best gourmet food but never gained weight.

    • @Gilliganfrog
      @Gilliganfrog Před rokem +56

      And drove fancy cars, traveled to exotic locals, stayed in luxurious accommodations, did adventurous activities, and got laid on a relentless basis by a never-ending train of beautiful, instantly-enamored women. 🙄

    • @reidycruise
      @reidycruise Před rokem +5

      @B Babbich where you from like ?

    • @backinblack03
      @backinblack03 Před rokem +2

      @B Babbich lol what are you smoking?

    • @sallyjune4109
      @sallyjune4109 Před rokem +7

      He also knew his wines, at a time when most people could barely tell red from white.

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 Před rokem

      ​@@Gilliganfrog "got laid on a relentless basis by a never-ending train of beautiful, instantly-enamored women" and never got an std...

  • @Allagi22
    @Allagi22 Před 2 lety +85

    "This British fantasy where they are still at the center of geopolitics" DAMMMMMN

    • @Telcontar1962
      @Telcontar1962 Před rokem +1

      What people fantasise about being "at the centre of geopolitics"?
      What they loved, though you are too full if yourself to see it, was the glamour of world travel after years of rationing.
      If yiu looked 10 years later they liked George Smiley. No glamour, we knew we were not the centre at all.
      You know nothing about the British. Are you American?

    • @user-cx4gc5lh4b
      @user-cx4gc5lh4b Před 9 měsíci +3

      The British are keenly aware of their descent into a post-Imperial era.

    • @_jpg
      @_jpg Před měsícem +1

      @@user-cx4gc5lh4b Well, around half of them. The other half voted leave

  • @GermanLeftist
    @GermanLeftist Před 2 lety +1755

    I love the meetings, the travelling, the checking into hotels, it gives the film and the audience time to breath instead of just chasing from one action filled plot point to another.

    • @midgetydeath
      @midgetydeath Před 2 lety +134

      And adds immersion.

    • @oliverholmes-gunning5372
      @oliverholmes-gunning5372 Před 2 lety +181

      yep, pacing is pretty much a lost art in modern mainstream cinema, particularly in the action/thriller genres

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 Před 2 lety +85

      Agree I think older films got the ambience and excitement better ;)

    • @willemverheij3412
      @willemverheij3412 Před 2 lety +76

      Same here, I like movies that let you breathe and actually give you time to get immersed in it, which also makes the action more surprising than if it's constantly happening.
      It's why I rarely watch new movies any more, I tend to prefer the older ones.

    • @ianchandler4649
      @ianchandler4649 Před 2 lety +25

      If only Quantum of Solace knew that.

  • @AutismFamilyChannel
    @AutismFamilyChannel Před 2 lety +2213

    Oh c'mon. Bond checking into hotels is riveting stuff, lol.

    • @Usario321
      @Usario321 Před 2 lety +82

      I love it for some reason

    • @LeonardoWilhelm
      @LeonardoWilhelm Před 2 lety +145

      These movies are basically creepy dad fantasies where you sit around in a hotel, women throw themselves at you and you spend most of your time drinking haha

    • @andrewnicholson4278
      @andrewnicholson4278 Před 2 lety +8

      "I am living in your walls" Necros *muffled where has everybody gone by the pretenders*

    • @thewizzard3150
      @thewizzard3150 Před 2 lety +39

      @@LeonardoWilhelm poor jealous millennials can't get any action because the activists won't let you. auh!

    • @TRINZINI
      @TRINZINI Před 2 lety +15

      @@LeonardoWilhelm No wonder JFK was a big fan ! ;)

  • @yoshidinono8095
    @yoshidinono8095 Před 2 lety +65

    The "fighting like your drunk step-dad" killed me!

  • @GradeAMolvanian
    @GradeAMolvanian Před 2 lety +93

    I liked the 'securing hotel rooms' scenes. Really showed you the character was meticulous, clever, and experienced.

    • @HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG
      @HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG Před rokem

      Nah, es solo relleno que no aporta al personaje ni a la trama. Preguntale a cualquier editor experimentado, esa es la clase de cosas que no deben llegar al corte final, imagina una peli de Mision Imposible o Jason Bourne haciendo eso

    • @liamroberson440
      @liamroberson440 Před 10 měsíci +1

      That’s fair but by god man, they are sleep inducing

    • @brianduru3753
      @brianduru3753 Před 10 měsíci +4

      Plus you know....an actual spy. And that's an important part of espionage; securing your surroundings.
      Not like today when they basically make him an avenger/superhero.

  • @ephraimalbertbelnap
    @ephraimalbertbelnap Před 2 lety +501

    I like to think Connery was just really proud of that hatrack trick and insisted on putting it in when he could.

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 Před 2 lety +1289

    Before Edgar Wright’s _Last Night in Soho_ comes out, can we get an Honest Trailer for the Cornetto trilogy?

    • @bourboncask4089
      @bourboncask4089 Před 2 lety +11

      Are you even speaking English? Go sit down.

    • @thefoxcritic1
      @thefoxcritic1 Před 2 lety +57

      @@bourboncask4089 Can you understand English

    • @FabbyTravy
      @FabbyTravy Před 2 lety +37

      @@bourboncask4089 Reading isn't for everyone.

    • @davrosdaleks1
      @davrosdaleks1 Před 2 lety +44

      @@bourboncask4089 He spoke perfect English. Look up the Cornetto trilogy.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Před 2 lety +17

      @@bourboncask4089 ok boomer

  • @skarpethinn
    @skarpethinn Před 2 lety +133

    It's funny how everyone always bags Timothy Dalton's Bond; Ian Fleming himself said he based the look of Bond on Hoagy Carmichael, which out of all the Bond actors is, indeed closest (to my eye, at least) to Connery; but if you read the original description Fleming himself wrote for Bond, it is basically Timothy Dalton feature for feature.

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 Před 2 lety +16

      I think it was more the films themselves than Dalton’s appearance or acting

    • @megaduck7965
      @megaduck7965 Před 2 lety +20

      Daltons the man and his performances where great , I liked both his films but I can see why people didn’t like them at the time after Moore . I think they’re reputations rather unfair though .

    • @mathswithgarry7104
      @mathswithgarry7104 Před rokem +8

      And Dalton was a gritty Bond, who would mess you up if you hurt his friends. Very similar to the Bond of Fleming's books, IMO.

    • @meganega123
      @meganega123 Před rokem +3

      Yeah, the books do not matter to most people

    • @user-cx4gc5lh4b
      @user-cx4gc5lh4b Před 9 měsíci +2

      I really like the two Dalton movies, but they were box office bombs. He was too dark for audiences. They preferred Brosnan's glib charm.

  • @MartinSproule
    @MartinSproule Před 2 lety +133

    Dalton is hugely underrated!

  • @Water_Me_Loan_64_YT
    @Water_Me_Loan_64_YT Před 2 lety +610

    “MI6 may have an M and a Q, but it's definitely missing an H & an R.”
    I-

    • @artistwithouttalent
      @artistwithouttalent Před 2 lety +11

      Are they _wrong?_

    • @painkillerjones6232
      @painkillerjones6232 Před 2 lety +16

      @@artistwithouttalent Yes they are, there is no room for limp-wristed, politically correct "H.R." in the life of Bond!!

    • @Mike-ul1xn
      @Mike-ul1xn Před 2 lety +21

      I wouldn't say anyone ever _misses_ HR

    • @tsunamifoxy
      @tsunamifoxy Před 2 lety +3

      @@Mike-ul1xn Michael Scott: Absofruitly!

    • @Meela9088
      @Meela9088 Před 2 lety

      what do they mean by an m and a q?

  • @crasherdgrate
    @crasherdgrate Před 2 lety +408

    It's always Sunny's "the implication" part was the funniest!

  • @antiochus87
    @antiochus87 Před 2 lety +370

    "This is why SpaceX will never get to Mars" After a montage of SPECTRE wiping out their own employees. Absolutely perfect and hilarious!

    • @christophermerlot3366
      @christophermerlot3366 Před 2 lety +18

      SPECTRE agents have worse aim than Stormtroopers.

    • @sideshowbob
      @sideshowbob Před 2 lety +6

      @@christophermerlot3366 Or the Vogons

    • @werewolfchampion
      @werewolfchampion Před 2 lety +3

      I believe they actually overwork people.

    • @antiochus87
      @antiochus87 Před 2 lety +7

      @@werewolfchampion Not sure if you're talking about SpaceX or SPECTRE. Either way the answer is probably yes.

    • @whyiamafs
      @whyiamafs Před rokem

      @@antiochus87 yeah, they probably both overwork people 😔

  • @NorthernWisconsinandStuff
    @NorthernWisconsinandStuff Před 2 lety +70

    The hair across from the door is straight from the books which is straight from WW2 actual experience. Ian’s brother Peter Fleming was a “spy” and his group found that the best way to discover if someone entered their room was placing a stray hair in a tucked away place. BTW Dalton is my bond.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn Před rokem +10

      Word on Timothy Dalton, who's amazing!
      Also: I actually find the "let's check my room" almost the best parts of the movies, because it's realistic that a spy would do that, and it's interesting to see that "these are the tricks, these are the counter-tricks" chess game in action.

  • @jisooloml2847
    @jisooloml2847 Před 2 lety +403

    Dennis's "implication" Came out of no where and killed me

  • @Necron00b
    @Necron00b Před 2 lety +147

    "Yike-sh!" that made me laugh more than it should have haha

  • @manicpreacher1566
    @manicpreacher1566 Před 2 lety +240

    Will everyone who thinks Dalton is the worst Bond please leave the hotel, and get intimate with Soviet physics.

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 Před 2 lety +43

      Dalton is probably the most accurate to Bond in the books; it's just his two films weren't very good. He's a great Bond, just had bad luck with the scripts.

    • @PRdeSO
      @PRdeSO Před 2 lety +15

      Craig's the worst

    • @PRdeSO
      @PRdeSO Před 2 lety +22

      @@Paulafan5 So did Pierce, Goldeneye was perfect and he was perfect in it. the other 3 he did were bad but was never his fault, like Dalton

    • @manicpreacher1566
      @manicpreacher1566 Před 2 lety +5

      @@PRdeSO What exactly was Daltons fault?

    • @PRdeSO
      @PRdeSO Před 2 lety +1

      @@manicpreacher1566 you misread

  • @Badchi
    @Badchi Před 2 lety +249

    Dalton’s Bond was grim, depressing, realistic and relatable. A solid second place in my book, way above cartoonish Moore.

    • @peterschutzek325
      @peterschutzek325 Před rokem +45

      Daltons Bond was very like the Bond in the books. And that is the reasn I like him.

    • @Badchi
      @Badchi Před rokem +29

      @@peterschutzek325 you know what’s the worst thing ever? The closest bond to the books by far was Lazenby. Self punishing, doubting morality of his actions every step of the way, not a womaniser Connery had been in the least… But books’ Bond is a different kind of a beast altogether and does not lay well on a film, something Lazenby proved clearly.

    • @adamscott7354
      @adamscott7354 Před rokem +1

      You see this when he replies about hesitation to kill a woman looking inept in her attempt to assassinate and uses his skill to foil it without taking her out
      - "I only kill _professionals_ "

    • @Badchi
      @Badchi Před rokem +3

      @@adamscott7354 are you referring to the beginning of Living Daylights?

    • @adamscott7354
      @adamscott7354 Před rokem +1

      @@Badchi Yes

  • @jdlandisify
    @jdlandisify Před 2 lety +395

    Was really hoping you’d throw in the Leslie Nielsen “Spy Hard” moment where he tries the hat tossing trick but makes the hat rack crash into a glass display case :)

    • @Ocker3
      @Ocker3 Před 2 lety +13

      Or the 1967 Casino Royale!

    • @rickoshay5525
      @rickoshay5525 Před 2 lety +11

      He also could have thrown in the Johnny English moments.

    • @sensoukami
      @sensoukami Před 2 lety +16

      Leslie Nielsen is a treasure

    • @hugoagain
      @hugoagain Před 2 lety +6

      Or Rowan Atkinson in Johnny English, where he tosses his coat out of the window.

    • @cwinowich
      @cwinowich Před 2 lety +4

      lmao spy hard is amazing

  • @thevfxmancolorizationvfxex4051

    Now you need to do one for every Roger Moore bond, then Dalton, then Brosnan, and then Craig

    • @madsgrams2069
      @madsgrams2069 Před 2 lety +28

      Pure camp, absolute borefest, silly, yet enjoyable, take themselves way too seriously.

    • @deadcard13
      @deadcard13 Před 2 lety +27

      I would trade all four just to get the Honest Trailer ripping On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

    • @madsgrams2069
      @madsgrams2069 Před 2 lety +38

      @@deadcard13 It's actually one of the best Bond movies, script-wise. The only problem is that it had a lead actor that couldn't really act... Diana Rigg will always be the best Bond Girl. R.I.P Queen of Thorns!

    • @alm2187
      @alm2187 Před 2 lety +6

      Classic trivia, @@madsgrams2069: developing another spy character she'd ultimately play, the creative team conceived a catsuit-clad hottie who'd appeal to male demographics. Someone jotted down a note, "m. appeal." Even if you haven't heard this, you can guess whose name they came up with! :-D

    • @alm2187
      @alm2187 Před 2 lety +6

      Anyway, if anything, lump Dalton's films together with the one Lazenby did. Do one HT about all three and highlight the contrast. More economical, that way.
      I'd say add Brosnan's four for a solid (double-oh) seven, but his are more distinguished.

  • @ashkaunadib7638
    @ashkaunadib7638 Před 2 lety +6

    2:14
    “A lounge singer bursting a blood vessel”
    😂 😂

  • @ura4321
    @ura4321 Před 2 lety +159

    You forgot the Rock by Michael Bay. We all know Mason was James Bond. He was the British spies who stole the files. It fits the timeline and narrative perfectly.

    • @megaduck7965
      @megaduck7965 Před 2 lety +8

      Yeah I like to think that’s what happened to him after Diamonds are forever

    • @mantistoboggan5171
      @mantistoboggan5171 Před 2 lety +7

      The only good Michael Bay film

    • @reidycruise
      @reidycruise Před rokem

      Miami vice not the film

    • @DangerSquiggles
      @DangerSquiggles Před rokem

      Then I submit to you the fact that Roger Moore Character in the 2002 film Boat Trip is also James Bond. The sexual harassment is quite fitting, although with a different target.

    • @ura4321
      @ura4321 Před rokem

      @@DangerSquiggles Never scene it. You got me wanting to watch this and see how it might fit the timeline.

  • @rex-racer
    @rex-racer Před 2 lety +189

    9:42 Saying “You’re my snickerdoodle” in Sean Connery’s accent is tight! LOL
    RIP Sir Sean; you were a legend.

  • @DahakaxX
    @DahakaxX Před 2 lety +87

    Noone questions the golden Connery era, but why is Dalton so underrated??

    • @brandonkirkendall1466
      @brandonkirkendall1466 Před 2 lety +19

      I agree, poor guy was never given a fair chance!

    • @sawtooth808
      @sawtooth808 Před 2 lety +5

      @@brandonkirkendall1466 sadly Timothy Dalton was just a fill in while Pierce Brosnan was on Remington Steel

    • @scottslotterbeck3796
      @scottslotterbeck3796 Před 2 lety +5

      Let us forget Pierce Bronson.

    • @adamvialpando106
      @adamvialpando106 Před 2 lety +17

      @@scottslotterbeck3796 I grew up with Brosnan's Bond but I have to say he is kind of overrated. Every Bond was hit or miss with the quality of their movies but Brosnan seems to be the only one where each film was worse than the one before. Goldeneye is the only film of his that I love all the way through.

    • @michaeldubin4626
      @michaeldubin4626 Před 2 lety +16

      Having read the books... Dalton was much more like Fleming's Bond than either Connery or Moore was. But Connery became canon.

  • @What.99
    @What.99 Před 2 lety +24

    4:20: “Vargas does not drink, does not smoke, does not make love.”
    Wait, I don’t do those things either! Does that mean I’m an assassin?
    Nope. I’m just pathetic.

  • @robwalsh9843
    @robwalsh9843 Před 2 lety +13

    British spy life in Bond movies: Gorgeous women, beautiful locales, fancy hotel suites, fine drinks and dining, etc.
    British spy life in real life: Sitting in a basement in West Berlin going over a stack of notes.

    • @robinharwood5044
      @robinharwood5044 Před rokem +3

      And trying to get the Treasury to accept your expenses claim for a Big Mac.

    • @mcgeethetree3858
      @mcgeethetree3858 Před rokem +1

      And probably passing info to the Sovs out of treachery or plain incompetence

    • @773SleepyHollow
      @773SleepyHollow Před měsícem

      But there was probably still some sexual harassment of secretaries.

  • @johngr1747
    @johngr1747 Před 2 lety +85

    "James won't bond alone" is probably my favorite line so far!

  • @Coyotek4
    @Coyotek4 Před 2 lety +20

    Awww, man ... I'd've asked for "Suck it, Trebek" if I knew the Connery accent was in play for the outtakes.

  • @bakkels
    @bakkels Před 2 lety +11

    I gotta be honest, the "YIKESH" got me

  • @jeremiefaucher-goulet3365

    "This is why SpaceX will never get to Mars" :XD HAHAHA. That was funny on so many levels

  • @eisenklad
    @eisenklad Před 2 lety +305

    now you have to do "the hunt for red october"
    and say "Vasilly, one ping only"

    • @christophers.4007
      @christophers.4007 Před 2 lety +15

      I would have liked to have seen Montana.

    • @modvavet
      @modvavet Před 2 lety +5

      Fun Fact, one of the sfx guys from Hunt for Red October (a small enough thing that he wasn't credited, though) used to live across the street from me in Salem, VA.
      Ol' Mike McGee. He was doing mecha work for a B-movie called Sentinel 2099 at the time. Me and a bud were mowing his lawn for him.

    • @ronwhite8503
      @ronwhite8503 Před 2 lety +7

      "Vashilly".

    • @axelfoley133
      @axelfoley133 Před 2 lety +5

      Who shed anything about shabotaj?

    • @maythineeTV
      @maythineeTV Před 2 lety +3

      @@christophers.4007 and now I'm teary eyed 😭🐰

  • @OfficialCDJ
    @OfficialCDJ Před 2 lety +88

    Massive props to EVG, that "Why?" at 4:03 is so perfectly delivered.

  • @scesfizia
    @scesfizia Před 2 lety +15

    This felt like an old honest trailer when it was fresh and original. More like this.

  • @mingo8229
    @mingo8229 Před 2 lety +27

    Now that you did James Bond, Austin Powers is expected!

  • @jasonclaros7073
    @jasonclaros7073 Před 2 lety +48

    English fantasy where they're still at the center of geopolitics 😂😂

  • @frozenaorta
    @frozenaorta Před 2 lety +166

    Don't sleep on George Lazenby. On Her Majesty's Secret Service may be his only film, but if he has wanted to continue, he may have been a damn good Bond. Underrated 007 movie.

    • @aaronrumph3291
      @aaronrumph3291 Před 2 lety +17

      On Her Majesty's Secret Service is thought to be one of the best films: on RT it is higher than any Roger Moore, Dalton or Brosnan film. The only ranking list that had it below number 10 was the film magazine which says something about how much love it has

    • @davidkanengieter
      @davidkanengieter Před 2 lety +4

      I enjoyed Lazenby.
      I dont like any of the Dalton films.

    • @BeazerProductions
      @BeazerProductions Před 2 lety +9

      It definitely has a good ski chase. I heard Christopher Nolan is a big fan, which explains the snowy base in Inception.

    • @whodatninja439
      @whodatninja439 Před 2 lety +3

      On Her Majesty's Secret Service AND casino royale arre the best bond movies

    • @jayc5555
      @jayc5555 Před 2 lety +2

      True, it's better than all moores bonds

  • @lotusmaglite
    @lotusmaglite Před 2 lety +24

    I could have easily defeated Bond with a tongue twister. "'Sche schells schea schell by the schea schore.' Damn! Why ischn't the passchcode working?!"

  • @LocksLifeLove
    @LocksLifeLove Před 2 lety +14

    Well, I'm dead. The MET007 part took me out ... actually laughed for a good minute.

  • @patthetech
    @patthetech Před 2 lety +23

    "bachelor pad of evil"
    You just gave me the name of my new house!

  • @TheAegisClaw
    @TheAegisClaw Před 2 lety +604

    People seem to think Bond is a good guy. He's literally a government assassin. He's an anti-hero and he's not meant to be entirely sympathetic.

    • @ashakydd1
      @ashakydd1 Před 2 lety +118

      Which is why he is pretty much a functioning alcoholic. You either are a psychopath or self medicating with alcohol with his line of work.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 Před 2 lety +30

      or even particularly sympathetic, but he is who the stories follow.

    • @jonnunn4196
      @jonnunn4196 Před 2 lety +15

      @@ashakydd1 That part was directly from Fleming's personality.

    • @the_SolLoser
      @the_SolLoser Před 2 lety +19

      And that's why he's awesome.

    • @beckerqueiroz
      @beckerqueiroz Před 2 lety +38

      @Sh!tehawk Never read the books, did you? He's a special agent. He dislikes killing. He's most definitely not an assassin -- that's something you may have picked from the Daniel Craig films, "blunt instrument" and all that, but it's most certainly NOT how the character was written.

  • @chrisdaily2077
    @chrisdaily2077 Před 2 lety +3

    Thank you for making this. It brought me back to eight grade when I was in my James Bond phase. I've since grown out but I'll never forget it.

  • @husker4life109
    @husker4life109 Před 2 lety +83

    The disrespect for Timothy dalton is unreal lol

  • @thezodiacwatcher4102
    @thezodiacwatcher4102 Před 2 lety +413

    Do an Honest Tralier for Only Murders in the Building

    • @lls3676
      @lls3676 Před 2 lety +12

      I like that show. 😃

    • @lauragyte6355
      @lauragyte6355 Před 2 lety +6

      Try asking with a please?

    • @calmbbaer
      @calmbbaer Před 2 lety +4

      Make sure to include a healthy dose of Serial (theme, host, etc.).

    • @23rahulgarg10
      @23rahulgarg10 Před 2 lety +4

      Totally

    • @Anyone690
      @Anyone690 Před 2 lety +4

      I just started that! It’s fantastic

  • @rex-racer
    @rex-racer Před 2 lety +57

    From Russia With Love is my favorite Bond film. All due respect to Goldfinger, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, Goldeneye, Casino Royale, and Skyfall.

    • @ninjabearpress2574
      @ninjabearpress2574 Před 2 lety +1

      The movie has a better end than the book.

    • @pattheplanter
      @pattheplanter Před 2 lety +3

      Casino Royale with David Niven in 1967 was the most entertaining Bond film.

    • @lucidbarrier
      @lucidbarrier Před 2 lety +1

      I like Diamonds Are Forever, Goldeneye and Casino Royale (Craig version). I don't get all the hate on Dalton either. I pretty much like all the Brosnan bond films, especially the part where he checks into the hotels.

  • @gordonfeetman2425
    @gordonfeetman2425 Před rokem +3

    Can't wait for them to make an honest trailer for every Roger Moore Bond.

  • @juarezfamily1901
    @juarezfamily1901 Před 2 lety +7

    Hey screen junkies. I love the honest trailers and its very clear you put a lot of effort into them because of how good they are. I would like to recommend that you do Castaway with Tom Hanks. It would be an awesome. Thank you and can't wait for the next video.

  • @grandlordSpencer
    @grandlordSpencer Před 2 lety +141

    Now we NEED an Austin Powers honest trailer

  • @EvilChancellorJorge
    @EvilChancellorJorge Před 2 lety +139

    I like how your ranking doesn't have numbers and is bookended by Dalton and Lazenby so you can't really tell whether it goes from best to worst or vice versa.

    • @12345langham
      @12345langham Před 2 lety +18

      I think he put Dalton No1 but almost every Bond is someone's fave.

    • @brandonkirkendall1466
      @brandonkirkendall1466 Před 2 lety +36

      Dalton was so underrated; never given a chance.

    • @gustavonunez5959
      @gustavonunez5959 Před 2 lety +17

      I still like Timothy Dalton's films.

    • @crbjsmith
      @crbjsmith Před 2 lety +2

      Definitely was a list from best to worst. He names Connery second and by his verbiage he put dalton last

    • @12345langham
      @12345langham Před 2 lety +9

      @@crbjsmith by Connery's actions and the views expressed by this video, I'm not inclined to agree.

  • @robertdennys8994
    @robertdennys8994 Před 2 lety +3

    Ther "missing H and R " gag was clever

  • @damienmagerman4940
    @damienmagerman4940 Před 2 lety +1

    My God... some of your best work, I'm glad you've still got it😂🤣🔥🔥🔥Fucking brilliant 💪🏽

  • @damianspence
    @damianspence Před 2 lety +41

    Absolutely need one for Moore, possibly with reference to "The Saint" and "The Persuaders", since they are all a similar style

  • @RhytAwAyMistahJ
    @RhytAwAyMistahJ Před 2 lety +30

    James Bond: Master of the "Implication".

  • @rtpoe
    @rtpoe Před 2 lety +4

    Gotta admit, "Soviet Vehicle Physics" had me laughing out loud!

  • @kevinmccabe7263
    @kevinmccabe7263 Před rokem +18

    I like the "busy work" in old movies! It's better than the ADHD movies of today where every scene needs to have melodrama or an explosion!

  • @davincent98
    @davincent98 Před 2 lety +85

    Since 2022 is the 40th anniversary of the best Star Trek movie ever, can you do an honest trailer for all the movies from 1979-2002?

    • @sijdnsd6460
      @sijdnsd6460 Před 2 lety

      Bro, I didn’t know the motion picture came out in 82’…

    • @jrmh76
      @jrmh76 Před 2 lety +1

      Is it any wonder the two best were directed by Meyer?

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 Před 2 lety

      @@jrmh76 you can't leave Nimoy and Harve Bennett out of the equation

    • @gymtopz6392
      @gymtopz6392 Před 2 lety

      “MI6 may have an M and a Q, but it's definitely missing an H & an R.”
      I-

  • @lenamarie387
    @lenamarie387 Před 2 lety +11

    „This is why Space X will never get to Mars“ dying 😂😂

  • @FluffyKittenChan
    @FluffyKittenChan Před 2 lety +6

    Now do a Honest Trailer of every time Darrell Hammond impersonated Sean Connery on SNL 😂

  • @Phil99330
    @Phil99330 Před 2 lety +3

    "Every Girl James meets along the way has the shape of an hourglass and the name of a drag queen."

  • @TimWing23
    @TimWing23 Před 2 lety +22

    Pierce Brosnan in GoldenEye holds a special place in my heart. 🤷 Do a Goldeneye Honest Trailer!

  • @sethheasley9538
    @sethheasley9538 Před 2 lety +106

    The Kobe stuff is definitely just him practicing his disc golf putting.

  • @AdmrlLocke
    @AdmrlLocke Před 2 lety +5

    I grew up on those Sean Connery Bond movies and I can't recall the last time I laughed so much, even at a great Honest Trailers video! Is this what the bullet sees?! :-D

  • @franeh13
    @franeh13 Před 2 lety

    The spy who f#$&k me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying! Great work, sir

  • @rockstarJDP
    @rockstarJDP Před 2 lety +207

    "I'm shorry junior... I'm afraid they gotchs ush..."
    Sorry but not sorry, he'll always be Indy's dad to me 😅

    • @TheMeta141
      @TheMeta141 Před 2 lety +5

      and he'll always be Quatermain to me

    • @virginiathornton
      @virginiathornton Před 2 lety +7

      But Dad, I was the next man!

    • @sideshowbob
      @sideshowbob Před 2 lety +8

      "How did you know she was one of them?" "She talks in her sleep"

    • @JDrevolver66
      @JDrevolver66 Před 2 lety +4

      You call thish archaeology??

  • @paweleee3183
    @paweleee3183 Před 2 lety +15

    Honest trailer for the Timothy Dalton Bond films, I know there are only 2 but they are amazing

  • @andreacigala2709
    @andreacigala2709 Před 2 lety +3

    Hotel check-ins are actually some of my favourite Bond scenes

  • @ephraimalbertbelnap
    @ephraimalbertbelnap Před rokem +1

    That montage of booze identification is the funniest alcoholism I've ever seen. .

  • @stircrazyvidz8530
    @stircrazyvidz8530 Před 2 lety +52

    That line about the villains at 2:33 was brilliant and so accurate 🤣

  • @raoulduke344
    @raoulduke344 Před 2 lety +46

    Should've called it "The Spy Who Slapped Me". Best Bond ever.

  • @mqureshi79
    @mqureshi79 Před rokem +2

    Lazenby was actually quite good. OHMSS was a modern Bond movie we weren’t ready for.

  • @deborahkogan8742
    @deborahkogan8742 Před 2 lety

    This was so good. Thank you!

  • @radbaron
    @radbaron Před 2 lety +7

    Just love how you did the end credits overlay in Braille, for those who can't see...

  • @jamesfitzgerald9858
    @jamesfitzgerald9858 Před 2 lety +2

    Proving that MI6 might have an M and a Q, but it’s definitely missing and H and a R 😂😂

  • @LadyRaeona
    @LadyRaeona Před 2 lety +3

    Dalton is underrated

  • @conconcool
    @conconcool Před 2 lety +28

    I lost it at the It’s Always Sunny reference

  • @shendaraalshedir1933
    @shendaraalshedir1933 Před 2 lety +6

    Of course at 61 now l have seen all the Bonds. In fact my first date ever, l was 16 the summer of 1977, was my boyfriend taking me to see "The Spy Who Loved Me", with Roger Moore & Barbara Bach. Coincidentally Barbara Bach married Ringo Starr a few years after that & are *still* married today!!👍
    But I'll watch anything Sean Connery is in, even his foray into Hitchcock with "Marnie", where you also aren't always sure if you're watching Connery or his Marnie character with a little Bond thrown in,lol!
    Enjoyed the video; thank💐you!🌈🇨🇦☘️⚜️

  • @aboutface7961
    @aboutface7961 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Lazenby's Bond, is the one most people don't bother with. Yet. It is one of the great ultimate bond movies. No doubt about that.

  • @bayomihanna
    @bayomihanna Před 17 dny

    This is one of the best honest trailers - epic

  • @Thomas_H._Smith
    @Thomas_H._Smith Před 2 lety +38

    Fun Fact: If you ever wondered what part got Sean Connery James Bond, it was Darby O'gil and the Little People.

    • @aaronrumph3291
      @aaronrumph3291 Před 2 lety +5

      And Cary Grant turning down the role

    • @n.d.m.515
      @n.d.m.515 Před 2 lety

      @@aaronrumph3291 But Cary Grant did play an unofficial bond girl type in an unofficial James Bond type movie.

    • @aaronrumph3291
      @aaronrumph3291 Před 2 lety +3

      @@n.d.m.515 Yes that was what made the director go to him in the first place. I believe that movie was North by Northwest.

    • @chernobyldoom
      @chernobyldoom Před 2 lety +1

      easily the best connery movie

    • @restcure
      @restcure Před 2 lety +2

      First movie I ever saw him in ...

  • @deliriousdrew1193
    @deliriousdrew1193 Před 2 lety +28

    Say, "Trailers, Honest Trailers." In your best Bond Voice

  • @theacademyofpoliticalscien3994

    6:08 that "Yikesh" really got me 😂😂

  • @shibbymccoy
    @shibbymccoy Před 2 lety

    I love this channel.. originality is why I been subbed..oh yea doooope review

  • @TMX1138
    @TMX1138 Před 2 lety +30

    Please do Honest Trailers for all the other Bonds (Lazenby, Moore, Dalton, Brosnan, and Craig)!

    • @SmallSpoonBrigade
      @SmallSpoonBrigade Před 2 lety

      Don't forget about Niven and that guy that did the live version for TV.

  • @helwrecht1637
    @helwrecht1637 Před 2 lety +30

    Okay I know people will say it’s boring, but I freaking love the bug searching section

    • @prion42
      @prion42 Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah and it's not out of place in a two hour movie. I don't mind taking a breather for a little bit of spycraft.

    • @Dukeflyhawker
      @Dukeflyhawker Před 2 lety +1

      It's actually an element missing from recent Bond films. Part of Connery's appeal was that he was a more believable and practical spy. Not OP like some of the others

  • @FixerUK
    @FixerUK Před 2 lety

    The first time I suggest a say something for the end it got used. And what better way to say it than in an epic Sean Connery voice.Thanks Screen Junkies.😀👍

  • @Caught1nTh3Crossfire
    @Caught1nTh3Crossfire Před 2 lety +1

    I think this just killed part of my childhood lol.. damn. Good job. 👌🤣

  • @alm2187
    @alm2187 Před 2 lety +13

    So Tom Jones sustained a note and busted a blood vessel? That's nothing.
    Weird Al held it so long in the song from Spy Hard that his head exploded.

  • @Erdrick68
    @Erdrick68 Před 2 lety +192

    I'll fight you. Dalton played Bond closest to how Fleming wrote him in the books.

    • @jay_mw
      @jay_mw Před 2 lety +36

      Goldeneye was originally written for Dalton. That's why that movie has a slightly darker tone to the other Brosnan movies.

    • @Angie_Onaleta
      @Angie_Onaleta Před 2 lety +18

      100% agree!

    • @GPrinceps
      @GPrinceps Před 2 lety +25

      Precisely. The ranking HT gave us is garbage tbh. Dalton was an excellent Bond. If he'd done at least 1 more movie (GoldenEye) he'd be remembered more. It's understandable that by time UA and Eon were done with their lawsuits, 4 years had gone by and Dalton didn't want to get back on that horse, so to speak. But I'll always appreciate what he brought to the character of Bond.

    • @Dukeflyhawker
      @Dukeflyhawker Před 2 lety +3

      Everyone I know thinks Dalton was hands down the worst bond. I agree with them

    • @rickoshay5525
      @rickoshay5525 Před 2 lety +7

      I thought HT was actually putting Dalton at the top of the list.

  • @migthulhu
    @migthulhu Před 2 lety +2

    "When I'm gone, there will be no more dragons, Moneypenny."

  • @shadowcat7987
    @shadowcat7987 Před 2 lety

    Epic voice guy, don't ever go away!😆

  • @rowelandreid
    @rowelandreid Před 2 lety +4

    Now THIS was a great idea! Speaking of great ideas...80s classic Flash Gordon?