Everything Wrong With Thunderball In 17 Minutes Or Less

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  • čas přidán 12. 08. 2015
  • In honor of The Man From U.N.C.L.E., we return to the old school Bond movies for the sins of Thunderball. Beloved, classic, and full of damn obvious sins.
    Next week: We're still working on the schedule. But at least one recent Sci-Fi movie and... something else.
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  • @iunary
    @iunary Před 5 lety +129

    God the scene where he hands her the shoes is just a brilliant joke. Her face makes it even better. no matter how often i watch it it still cracks me up.

    • @natehill8069
      @natehill8069 Před rokem

      Best joke in like 5 bond movies. Her expression reminds me of the face Melinda Gordon gives us when a ghost zaps her into a striptease.

  • @fcolli8889
    @fcolli8889 Před 8 lety +253

    The "yogurt and lemon juice" comment was regarding the rehab facility's menu, and Miss M was implying that Bond wouldn't have the strength to carry out his threat. Apologies to anyone who already posted this.

    • @LadyTanyaNY
      @LadyTanyaNY Před 8 lety +4

      Fred Collins I see!

    • @bleedinrecords
      @bleedinrecords Před 3 lety +2

      Exactly

    • @fluffyhamster550
      @fluffyhamster550 Před 2 lety +1

      I guess that Millennial’s doesn’t understand the meaning 😂

    • @gideonbrown4215
      @gideonbrown4215 Před rokem +1

      Well, we’ve learned a little bit about the narrator.

    • @gypsieladie
      @gypsieladie Před rokem +2

      My goodness! Thank you for explaining this because I've been laughing at this for weeks. I will continue using it sarcastically with my husband for shts n giggles.

  • @TheCristallo83
    @TheCristallo83 Před 8 lety +131

    "On yogurt and lemon juice" is probably in reference to the fact that Bond was at a health spa and not being fed any type of food that would give him strength enough to spank her. She's basically saying "With the food they are feeding you, I doubt you'll have the strength to spank me."

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear Před 8 lety +598

    Ever notice how Bond has the best job ever?
    His 'spy' work ALWAYS entails going to expensive restaurants driving a nice car and wearing a suit. He beds his contact, shoots at some bad guys, and the main villain puts him in an easily escapable death trap which is easily escapable.
    Aside from paternity lawsuits (which are rare since his partners tend to die) what's the downside?

    • @bloodrunsclear
      @bloodrunsclear Před 8 lety +8

      ***** You make a point...

    • @Jeudaos
      @Jeudaos Před 8 lety +2

      +bloodrunsclear to bad it's boring AF

    • @VicariousReality7
      @VicariousReality7 Před 8 lety +37

      +bloodrunsclear
      Getting beaten with a fire poker, getting stuck in the "rack" machine, getting bombed etc

    • @bloodrunsclear
      @bloodrunsclear Před 8 lety

      VicariousReality7 You also make a point XD
      I was being mostly satirical but...ouch O_o

    • @ARandomGuy24
      @ARandomGuy24 Před 8 lety +38

      +bloodrunsclear Being tortured by getting hit in the balls with rope repeatedly.

  • @MrEab2010
    @MrEab2010 Před 6 lety +24

    Thunderball, despite the imperfections, is still my favorite 007 and my favorite action film. Why? Because it's COOL. Savoir faire is everywhere!

    • @metallkopf988
      @metallkopf988 Před 3 lety

      Plus the title song is sung by the "other Prince of Wales", the "Tiger", Tom Jones. Honestly couldn't go wrong there...

  • @VisualGourmet
    @VisualGourmet Před 8 lety +129

    Why do boobs add a sin instead of removing it?

    • @MrCarter0975
      @MrCarter0975 Před 8 lety +71

      VisualGourmet The same reason why "(insert actress name here) isn't my girlfriend" is counted as a sin

    • @VisualGourmet
      @VisualGourmet Před 8 lety +11

      MrCarter0975 That doesn't make sense -.-
      "... isn't my girlfriend" is actually negative whereas boobs are not.
      So what're you talking about?...

    • @tudodadood
      @tudodadood Před 8 lety +55

      VisualGourmet "Boobs distract me from finding actual reasons to sin the movie" *Ding*

    • @VisualGourmet
      @VisualGourmet Před 8 lety +2

      ***** Of course *that'd* be even better, but _adding a sin_? That's unnecessarily harsh imo...

    • @Quade12X
      @Quade12X Před 8 lety

      VisualGourmet And then later he said in the space scene that it was boring "And not One boob. Not one boob I tell you!" (5:12) Like he wanted to see boobs in the clip to make the scene more interesting. So does boobs add or remove a sin? He confuses me sometimes. It really shouldn't remove sins, definitely if it was at least PG-13.

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 Před 5 lety +195

    "All I could think about is boobs"
    -My teenage experience watching all the Bond movies

    • @lloydkline6946
      @lloydkline6946 Před 3 lety +3

      ❤ Italian sexy voice lady, lots of pretty woman

    • @steriopticon2687
      @steriopticon2687 Před 3 lety +6

      I was in Jr. High when this came out!! Yes, the b-word, indeed.

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming Před 3 lety +4

      My life experience every day

    • @natehill8069
      @natehill8069 Před rokem

      Except Man with the Golden Gun. Britt Ekland just not up to the um, task.

    • @user-dr2yz8um3d
      @user-dr2yz8um3d Před rokem +1

      Yeah
      That’s why we kept watching these movies!

  • @JohnDoe-nq4du
    @JohnDoe-nq4du Před 8 lety +38

    About that last "Yea, no, they're dead.": That plane flying by with a hook to snag them thing is a real thing that real people have survived in real life:
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulton_surface-to-air_recovery_system

    • @notuspanda3624
      @notuspanda3624 Před 7 lety +11

      Probably not by holding a rope in one hand and his girl in the other :p

    • @fcolli8889
      @fcolli8889 Před rokem +1

      I wonder, though, if anyone, however strong, would be able to hold on to another person while being lifted like that. The jolt must be tremendous.

    • @samueltanner4769
      @samueltanner4769 Před rokem

      Hell, just the sudden change of inertia would scramble their brains.

  • @sharkz4151
    @sharkz4151 Před 8 lety +126

    Criminals guide for taking out bond
    1.Dont do shit and wait for him to hit you.
    2.Miss every shot.
    3.DONT SHOT THE TIERS.
    4.Dont dodge,because fuck dodging.

    • @sharkz4151
      @sharkz4151 Před 8 lety +1

      !‫Jaws is unrealistc,you can see it in this movie

    • @double0_kevin
      @double0_kevin Před 8 lety +11

      Don't shot the tiers? Bruh. Tires don exits.

    • @sharkz4151
      @sharkz4151 Před 8 lety

      Oh i forgot mate! Thanks for remiding me!

    • @milohdd
      @milohdd Před 8 lety

      They are bullet-proof (on the db 5 atleast)

    • @double0_kevin
      @double0_kevin Před 8 lety +1

      Guys.... Did you miss the Smash Bros. joke?

  • @bazingaboosh
    @bazingaboosh Před 8 lety +26

    Loved that Man UTD joke there...

    • @ohno8568
      @ohno8568 Před 8 lety +3

      ***** 20 times, 20 times Man Utd! #ManUtd

    • @bazingaboosh
      @bazingaboosh Před 8 lety +6

      Dog Poo Like how you love Man UTD so much that you put them in your profile name.

    • @ohno8568
      @ohno8568 Před 8 lety +2

      ***** Credit where its due, it was your mums idea.

    • @bazingaboosh
      @bazingaboosh Před 8 lety +2

      Touché.

    • @opa7906
      @opa7906 Před 8 lety

      Dog Poo Mom jokes? Step dad jokes? You are the devil sir burn in hell.

  • @TimFarage
    @TimFarage Před 4 lety +24

    The 'conch chowder' mentioned refers to Ian Fleming's James Bond books, where Bond seems to think that conch chowder is an aphrodisiac.

    • @jeffnettleton3858
      @jeffnettleton3858 Před rokem +3

      He also thought homosexuals couldn't whistle and that sumo wrestlers retracted their testicles into their body. The man was weird.

    • @Mystrohan
      @Mystrohan Před 3 měsíci

      I always thought he was trying to craft a cringeworthy innuendo based on the phonetic similarity between "conch" and "cock."

  • @rodriguezracer4567
    @rodriguezracer4567 Před 8 lety +72

    18:27 The sped up Gilligans Island theme had me dying XD

    • @SmartGuy202
      @SmartGuy202 Před 5 lety +1

      Hi there, 3 years late to this. I wonder was that to avoid copyright ID or to match the equally sped up boat travel footage. A win both ways.

  • @vondahe
    @vondahe Před 5 lety +37

    Movie sin #75: Yes, that was indeed how you got your hotel keys back in the good old days, so no sin for that.
    They might randomly ask for your name but usually, they didn’t.

    • @peterlee6374
      @peterlee6374 Před 3 lety +2

      It was like that until about the late 90s I think
      Some place I think still do it!!

  • @CountArtha
    @CountArtha Před 5 lety +10

    2:22 It's not as big a coincidence as you'd think, because the "health club" seems to be a well-equipped surgical and rehab center near the air base. Bond is a Royal Navy officer, and S.P.E.C.T.R.E. arranged for Derval, a French flyer who trains RAF bomber crew, to be at the clinic so they could do reconstructive surgery on his corpse while it was still warm. Still a coincidence that they were there at the same time, but there were probably only a few places in England where Derval's double could have taken his place so smoothly.
    4:13 They knocked him out with the same gas they planned to use in the oxygen system of the bomber, which they presumably wanted to test before the mission.
    5:41 The driver's seat is on the left because it's a Ford made in America.
    7:13 Bond was there to save her because he knows she's his best lead and was following her all around Nassau. Skin-diving (giggity) was just the best time to catch her by herself.
    7:33 I always just assumed Domino was the reason Largo's plan involved her brother. Since he needed a patsy anyway, the fact that his mistress had an older brother in the NATO strategic bomber forces was too good a stroke of luck to pass up. She speaks very highly of him when she first meets Bond, so she probably told Largo all sorts of details that he passed along to Volpe, the better to seduce him. Domino was part of Largo's plan from the very beginning, which is one reason she's so pissed off when she finds out.
    8:22 He rewound it to the beginning of the tape, because it's a sound-activated microphone.
    10:58 When Bond ordered conch chowder earlier in the film, Domino told him she'd read about its aphrodisiac qualities in a sex manual. She's flirting with him right under Largo's nose, which is all the confirmation he needs that he can probably charm her into helping him.

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 Před 4 lety +2

      Testing experimental technology in the field is really stupid. Obviously they'd kidnap some hobo, test their knockout gas on him in some secure location, and then murder him afterwards.

  • @nickborn2369
    @nickborn2369 Před 3 lety +7

    omg I just watched Austin Powers and they spoof the chairs that kill you. Will Ferrell's character doesn't die but is very badly burned and asks for help through the service hatch. it's nice to know the source material of the joke

  • @SammEater
    @SammEater Před 8 lety +62

    Classic James Bond movie, even with all these sins. Sean Connery is funny and a badass.

  • @jeffreyriley8742
    @jeffreyriley8742 Před 8 lety +53

    Best part is the Gilligan's Island speed music at the very end.

    • @cactoidpinata
      @cactoidpinata Před 8 lety +4

      ***** Agreed, it was great. It was like some sort of Benny Hill crossover, lol.

    • @jeffreyriley8742
      @jeffreyriley8742 Před 8 lety +3

      Andrew Edwards Yes! The Benny Hill music would have been even more fitting.

  • @james8194
    @james8194 Před 8 lety +354

    Try and do all the Bond films before Spectre comes out!

    • @tommycarr8111
      @tommycarr8111 Před 8 lety +77

      He's got 21 more to do (if you count the unnoficial ones), if he does two a week then that's 10 weeks of Bond sins and I am okay with that!

    • @SuperLordGaming
      @SuperLordGaming Před 8 lety +6

      Tommy Carr There's unofficial Bond movies?

    • @james8194
      @james8194 Před 8 lety +20

      Like never say never again and Casino Royal (1957)

    • @GerbilNinjaOfDeath
      @GerbilNinjaOfDeath Před 8 lety +1

      SuperLordGaming and On her Majesties Secret Service

    • @td9063
      @td9063 Před 8 lety +20

      +GerbilNinjaOfDeath On her majesty's secret service is an official film

  • @MatthewPlato91
    @MatthewPlato91 Před 6 lety +8

    I love the sin off for the landmark establishing shot. I think it's so much more natural and interesting for filmmakers to use something other than captions telling you the city and country- that's the lazy option. I get it's sometimes needed, but as Thunderball shows, a quick glimpse of the Eiffel tower and no need for a 'PARIS, FRANCE' to show up.

  • @hoilst
    @hoilst Před 8 lety +117

    Sin 19: Moneypenny is implying that because they're feeding him nothing but yoghurt and lemon juice at the spa, Bond would be too weak to per her across his knee.

    • @IceNiner199
      @IceNiner199 Před 6 lety +15

      Its terribly obvious to me that is what Moneypenny was saying, but I see that our mutual observation is clearly beyond the mediocre mentality of Mr. "Everything Wrong with ...." and his crappy videos.

    • @FutureChaosTV
      @FutureChaosTV Před 5 lety +12

      @@IceNiner199 Butthurt much?

    • @EasyCure0
      @EasyCure0 Před 5 lety +6

      @@IceNiner199 why did you watch the video? Honest question

    • @MathisR412
      @MathisR412 Před 5 lety +7

      Don Mason Lmaooo get over yourself bro, it’s not that serious

    • @misturfixit45
      @misturfixit45 Před 5 lety +10

      Yeah, it's a confusing line, but in the novel the line is "``I don't think you'll be able to do much spanking after living
      on nuts and lemon juice for two weeks, James.''

  • @F0xSH0X1
    @F0xSH0X1 Před 3 lety +8

    The shark pool scene was actually real. They used plexiglass. However there was a gap. And Sean just happened to be where the gap was. The fear on his face was real.
    In “ everything or nothing “ they discuss how Sean got out of the pool faster than they had ever seen anyone do it before. And that the person responsible was probably fired.

  • @2wingo
    @2wingo Před 8 lety +43

    6:13
    Missed Sin: Throwing a goddamn BSA Lightning down a hill and into a river like that.

    • @leftcoaster67
      @leftcoaster67 Před 6 lety +1

      No kidding! Fiona and a Motorcycle.....rawr.

  • @TheDukeofMadness
    @TheDukeofMadness Před 8 lety +7

    Yet again the ending was the best bit. Referencing Gilligan's Island and Sealab 2021, wonderful.

  • @krazus2036
    @krazus2036 Před 4 lety +16

    The underwater battle scene has to be the coolest underwater scene in movie history. Hardly any angle cuts, just a bunch of grown men fighting to the death underwater.

  • @The_McFortner
    @The_McFortner Před 4 lety +13

    16:53 ...and yes, they live. It's an actual military rescue method used for downed pilots in Vietnam.

    • @blakestone75
      @blakestone75 Před 3 lety +1

      And it was a real stunt they did for the movie. As was the jetpack scene. I think sins should be removed for doing that stuff for reals.

    • @blakestone75
      @blakestone75 Před 3 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/UsTIeZ03Hk8/video.html

  • @jamessmithe5490
    @jamessmithe5490 Před 4 lety +6

    I think Bond shooting the bad guy with a harpoon and saying "I think he got the point" is worth a sin removal.

  • @TrojanMan78
    @TrojanMan78 Před 8 lety +112

    12:33 did anyone else notice the dog taking a piss?

    • @thephantomfarter1662
      @thephantomfarter1662 Před 7 lety +1

      What, by the guys with the '007' Head-pieces?... yep, the editor left it in as it made him laugh...

    • @thephantomfarter1662
      @thephantomfarter1662 Před 7 lety +1

      My pleasure. laughter is my metier, my barometer and my refuge.

    • @coolcat20million
      @coolcat20million Před 7 lety +7

      According to the book, "The Battle for Bond," the editor, Peter Hunt, originally cut the dog-relieving-himself shot out of the movie. But when the producers, Saltzman and Brocolli, saw it was missing they told him to put it back in.

    • @ashthomas5827
      @ashthomas5827 Před 5 lety

      Bahahahahaha i love it!!!

    • @SaveWesternCivilisation
      @SaveWesternCivilisation Před 5 lety

      A gentleman always notices a dog taking a piss

  • @BUEAU
    @BUEAU Před 3 lety +5

    The classic Bond films are a gem of floundering! Love it LoL

  • @A-Muse-U
    @A-Muse-U Před 8 lety +13

    I like it when Jeremy starts being goofy and energetic, it contrasts his dry humor nicely.

  • @JacobKirkus
    @JacobKirkus Před 8 lety +167

    Criminals in movies are so dumb! I honestly think Bond would have died long ago had he been facing criminals who knew how to throw weapons properly and how to shoot guns! lol

    • @IMmephiles
      @IMmephiles Před 8 lety +4

      Jacob Kirkus This, only in From Russia With Love did they manage to fool Bond... Until he got on the train.

    • @Aloyus_Knight
      @Aloyus_Knight Před 8 lety +16

      Jacob Kirkus Everything goes the way it does in films because the plot demands it.

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE Před 8 lety +3

      Jacob Kirkus same could be said of pretty much every movie protagonist and their bad guys.

    • @Mike-ul1xn
      @Mike-ul1xn Před 8 lety +3

      Jacob Kirkus Seriously. I wanna see a video of Daniel Craig Bond versus all of the other Bonds. I'm pretty sure he'd murderize their silly asses.

    • @MrNathaniel123ify
      @MrNathaniel123ify Před 8 lety +2

      what I find ridiculous is that bond is captured in every movie, yet never killed.

  • @bsus1412
    @bsus1412 Před rokem +3

    Rest in Peace, Ricou Browning. Your work as Underwater Director made an otherwise goofy movie utterly memorable!

  • @SwordHMX
    @SwordHMX Před 8 lety +26

    1:03 -"Windscreen, bulletproof, as are the side and rear windows" -Q in Goldfinger. The bullet shield is indeed unnecessary.

  • @WhiteJarrah
    @WhiteJarrah Před 7 lety +31

    17:19 "I'll get you next time, Gadget, next time" lol

  • @Sleepdroidstudios
    @Sleepdroidstudios Před 8 lety +27

    Thumbs up for the Sealab 2021 clip at 17:42 . Nice work.

  • @Luvie1980
    @Luvie1980 Před 8 lety +30

    This is my favorite Sean Connery Bond film and I love the theme song.

    • @lloydkline7245
      @lloydkline7245 Před 5 lety

      Luvie1980 maybe the best jame bond movie, current movies have better backgrounds, foreign language, etc etc

    • @lloydkline3265
      @lloydkline3265 Před 5 lety

      The first James bond I had to buy instead of watching on TV it had everything in the movie great sixties movies with the pretty woman,drama,

    • @lloydkline6946
      @lloydkline6946 Před 3 lety

      ❤ Italian villan lady sexy voice pretty face

  • @MissMcLemore1
    @MissMcLemore1 Před 7 lety +31

    "I'm the dude tailing the dude, disguised as another dude tailing that second dude!"
    FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!!!
    #deadsodead

    • @quad5186
      @quad5186 Před 3 lety

      Liked that one too !
      Tropic Thunder 😂

  • @Pitsu_the_frog
    @Pitsu_the_frog Před 8 lety +105

    Everything Wrong With Watchmen from Zack Snyder, I know that you don't really like his film and that some people think this movie suck but for me this is a very good movie.

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 Před 8 lety

      No Man of Steel.

    • @mekhijones9333
      @mekhijones9333 Před 8 lety +5

      +Ichigo1423jfk No Watchmen is better

    • @ZanathKariashi
      @ZanathKariashi Před 8 lety +4

      ShadowFurno The Ultimate Cut. Not the wussy, cut down theatrical version.

    • @simonamorim1405
      @simonamorim1405 Před 8 lety

      I dare people to not call the ultimate cut the shit!!!

    • @AnnkkoR
      @AnnkkoR Před 8 lety

      +ZanathKariashi I love the movie watchmen but for me, the ultimate version was useless

  • @Dbabcock9
    @Dbabcock9 Před 8 lety +41

    Getting picked up by that plane when they're out In that raft wouldn't kill them. It's actually something that the military have done back In the cold war. to pick up agents that gathered information from the russians and needed to be picked back up very fast.

    • @oakleysierney1918
      @oakleysierney1918 Před 5 lety

      Bullshit.

    • @kurtwagner350
      @kurtwagner350 Před 5 lety

      Oakley Sierney nah I saw it in Metal Gear Solid so it must be real

    • @oakleysierney1918
      @oakleysierney1918 Před 5 lety

      @@kurtwagner350 Well then, that settles that.

    • @hmshood9212
      @hmshood9212 Před 5 lety +6

      Oakley Sierney
      Nope, it’s all real.
      www.specialforceshistory.info/terms/fulton-recovery-system.html

    • @oakleysierney1918
      @oakleysierney1918 Před 5 lety

      @@hmshood9212 Well i'll be dammed, pretty cool then.

  • @tommylitz4543
    @tommylitz4543 Před 3 lety +2

    "Yogurt and lemon juice" went over your head.
    These would be just some of the "health foods" found in a diet program of low calories one would expect to be served at a sanitorium (health clinic)

  • @undergroundwarrior70
    @undergroundwarrior70 Před 4 lety +1

    Well, this little montage "Everything Wrong With Thunderball In 17 Minutes Or Less" is still my all time favorite James Bond movie. I remember when I was a kid, all the kids really liked "Goldfinger". I never saw it back then until in the late 70's at a theater in L.A., CA., and the second feature was "You Only Live Twice". Both enjoyable James Bond films, but still "Thunderball" is my favorite one.

  • @DDiskin69
    @DDiskin69 Před 4 lety +3

    The watch/camera sin is one of his best catches ever! Hilarious!

  • @craigndayday
    @craigndayday Před 8 lety +26

    "Next time im gonna pinch your bum" "On custard and balsamic vinnagrette?!" HAHAHAHAHA

  • @user-gw9kq7qm2k
    @user-gw9kq7qm2k Před 4 lety +2

    I love your description not only because it's clever and hilarious but also because it makes the movie seem so good

  • @rjg7112
    @rjg7112 Před 3 lety +2

    10:12: Fiona picking up Bond the way she does is not a sin. He had just disappeared underwater after being caught spying on Largo's boat. It would make sense for him to dispatch his people to look for him coming ashore. The reason why his hotel is as far as Fiona will drive him is because his cover was already blown a day or two earlier. The real sin is he continues to stay at the hotel where his cover is blown, which leads to Paula's kidnapping and death later: 11:03.

  • @RaderizDorret
    @RaderizDorret Před 7 lety +13

    Actually, the aircraft recovery of Bond and Domino is a Fulton system which was used very successfully for decades. The shock of the aircraft snagging the cable is about as much as a parachute opening.

    • @natehill8069
      @natehill8069 Před rokem +3

      Also made an appearance in Green Berets. In fact when my dad was in the AF, they were testing the system at Eglin. They would give out a 3-day pass for troops who volunteered to test stuff like that. My dad had this one Airman who volunteered for everything, got lots of time off. When he did the Skyhook test, it jammed and they flew around for like 3 hours flapping him in big circles behind the plane while they tried to unstick it. He's probably still dizzy.
      It cured him of volunteering though...

    • @brunozeigerts6379
      @brunozeigerts6379 Před rokem

      @@natehill8069 Well, you know what they say about volunteering in the military. Step right up and volunteer the guy next to you.

    • @themotleycollector
      @themotleycollector Před 4 měsíci

      Christian Bale's Batman even used it to exit Shanghai.

  • @kali3665
    @kali3665 Před 4 lety +5

    1:47 Ken Adam was the bomb! And I mean that literally: He also designed the War Room in Dr. Strangelove. So believable, Ronald Reagan wanted to see it when he became President, and his aides had to tell him it never existed.

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder Před 3 lety +1

      Gentlemen, this is the War Room. You don’t talk about War Room in the War Room.

  • @L1011Widebody
    @L1011Widebody Před 7 lety +2

    These videos are worth watching for the ending mashup bits, those are hilarious! Good show!

  • @GordonSmithsmersh71
    @GordonSmithsmersh71 Před 5 lety

    One of the best ones you've done for the Bond movies, great to see Ken Adam getting mentioned but also the fine city of Leeds as well

  • @Maazzzo
    @Maazzzo Před 8 lety +3

    You got references for RDJ, Inspector Gadget, Finding Nemo and Gilligan's Island? you rock.

  • @jetfire851
    @jetfire851 Před 8 lety +309

    Thunderball might be my second favorite Bond film, but I'll readily agree that they could easily chop 20 minutes of scuba footage out and lose nothing. We needed twenty more minutes of Fiona Volpe instead.

    • @jayrussell1825
      @jayrussell1825 Před 6 lety +15

      Yeah, more Fiona!!!

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 Před 6 lety +4

      God Bond films are so ridiculous.

    • @kingdavey90
      @kingdavey90 Před 6 lety +8

      Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot

    • @hypatiastanhope4716
      @hypatiastanhope4716 Před 6 lety +2

      Never say never again was a better version of that story !

    • @Folker46590
      @Folker46590 Před 6 lety +14

      You got to admit the underwater battle was really cool and it's never been done again.

  • @Sephirothwolf
    @Sephirothwolf Před 7 lety +58

    Ok, the dig at Manchester United instantly gives you additional points Cinemasins... good play.

    • @franohmsford7548
      @franohmsford7548 Před 6 lety +2

      Ignoring England's Second City - Birmingham - takes those points away!

    • @MostlyPennyCat
      @MostlyPennyCat Před 5 lety

      Also, isn't it man city that would get destroyed?

    • @jwfmsu1990
      @jwfmsu1990 Před 4 lety

      @@MostlyPennyCat They are on the road that day.

    • @eamonryan8738
      @eamonryan8738 Před 3 lety

      They may as well take the emptyhad with them.

  • @ronnicholson153
    @ronnicholson153 Před 4 lety +5

    I have stayed in many hotels and before the advent of electronic keys, I rarely if ever had to do more than give the receptionists my room number.

    • @zeusathena26
      @zeusathena26 Před 3 lety

      I came back to the hall, & realized I didn't have my key. My husband was inside asleep, with ear plugs. He sleeps so soundly a bomb couldn't wake him. She let me into the wrong room, then the right room without question! No problem. Yes I mixed up the doors that were right next to each other.

  • @PualsIndoorSunglasses
    @PualsIndoorSunglasses Před 5 lety +6

    Lol Bond's "Thunderballs" are amazing 😂 That quote killed me

  • @thedeepfriar745
    @thedeepfriar745 Před 3 lety +6

    Those underwater fights are extremely well shot

  • @BufusTurbo92
    @BufusTurbo92 Před 5 lety +5

    13:52 , that's when the continuity girl was fired

  • @DeadhunterThe
    @DeadhunterThe Před 6 lety +3

    17: There's a pool filled with piranha in every SPECTRE meeting area.
    28: What sociopath would kill a man instantaneously when he can take pleasure in him dying of pain?
    105: If there's blood in the water, sharks pretty much don't notice anything but it. That's one of their most basic instincts.
    116-117: He's waiting for a huge pound of the drum so that no one hears the shot. When the drum was hit hard enough, no one hear the shot! DUUURRRRRR!!!!!
    135: There WERE more US soldiers than Largo's men in that battle!

  • @GiemsaUwU
    @GiemsaUwU Před 8 lety +164

    Everything wrong with the new fantastic four?

    • @TN-xq5fv
      @TN-xq5fv Před 8 lety +63

      Imagine how long it would take to upload a ten hour video with 5000 sins.

    • @TheShowerhandle626
      @TheShowerhandle626 Před 8 lety

      Caitlyn Ulted JFK hey a fellow lol player

    • @connor119988
      @connor119988 Před 8 lety +16

      ....everything
      Sin tally: 1,000,000

    • @xRaTeDFuzion
      @xRaTeDFuzion Před 8 lety +15

      Caitlyn Ulted JFK They have to wait for it to come out on DVD before they can use footage of the film.

    • @danielattrell
      @danielattrell Před 8 lety +6

      Oh no, they got Miles Teller, Michael B Jordan, Kate Mara, Jamie Bell, and Toby Kebbel in this didn't they?

  • @mstrainjr
    @mstrainjr Před 8 lety +27

    This is why I don't care much for the newer Bond movies. They're too dark and series compared to the ones before them. Bond is supposed to be fun and corny.

    • @nolenferree7389
      @nolenferree7389 Před 8 lety +21

      Ok Casino Royale and Dalton were dark and gritty Bond Films compared to the others but they are the closest to the character Ian Fleming wrote. Bond is not suppose to be a stupid kids movie. If you read any of the books which you probably didn't you would know what I'm talking about.

    • @mstrainjr
      @mstrainjr Před 8 lety +4

      Nolen Ferree I'm talking more about the tradition of the films. Most of them are light-hearted spy movies that rely more upon wit and charm than slapstick. These newer ones take themselves a bit too seriously for my liking.

    • @Stand_By_For_Mind_Control
      @Stand_By_For_Mind_Control Před 8 lety +4

      M. Strain Jr. The guy above you is dead wrong anyways and has never read a Fleming novel.

    • @alanrobinson-orr8748
      @alanrobinson-orr8748 Před 8 lety +4

      M. Strain Jr. Maybe but they did go over the top with the corn during Roger More's era.
      I loved Skyfall and I think that Daniel Craig is the Dog's bollocks

    • @kidistight
      @kidistight Před 8 lety

      +M. Strain Jr. I don't want a fun and corny spy movie, just like I don't like funnny karate movies. Certain movies don't need to add humor, another reason why I hate Jackie Chan movies.

  • @giulianojahn
    @giulianojahn Před 2 lety +23

    "All I can think about is boobs"
    Every Bond movie ever.

  • @dragoredrox7493
    @dragoredrox7493 Před 2 lety

    8:50 the sound of that shotgun towel always cracks me up no matter how many times I view this movie when I viewed it as a kid and as I view it now I always crack up what towel sounds like that

  • @poseeley
    @poseeley Před 8 lety +47

    They didn't use blue screen in this movie.
    The 1957 Ford Fairlane was American and had a left side driving wheel.

    • @F0xSH0X1
      @F0xSH0X1 Před 3 lety

      They never use blue screens. Every bond film. Stunt. Etc etc. is real.

    • @F0xSH0X1
      @F0xSH0X1 Před 3 lety

      The only exception to this, is diamonds are forever ( laser ) and die another day. Otherwise. It’s all props or small scale stuff.
      The lotus under water was a minute car with a seltzer tablet in the back.

    • @CycolacFan
      @CycolacFan Před 2 lety +1

      I like how the British numberplate appears and disappears. Shame they blew up a Skyliner retractable though.

  • @s.d.gentry1354
    @s.d.gentry1354 Před 8 lety +4

    The Giligan's Island theme at the end was priceless...

  • @TheHoagie13
    @TheHoagie13 Před 5 lety +12

    In regards to Sean Connery:
    *_Unconvincing Toupeé is.....Unconvincing..._*

  • @Fixxer315
    @Fixxer315 Před 6 lety +1

    Excellent point about Ken Adams, who was indeed crucial to the 007 series in the 60's and 70's.

  • @conorpower3976
    @conorpower3976 Před 8 lety +74

    More Bond! Do The World is Not Enough. Riddled with sins it is

    • @IamSpeedster120
      @IamSpeedster120 Před 8 lety +32

      Conor Power Riddled with sins, it is. Hmm?
      Author of this comment, Yoda is.

    • @IMmephiles
      @IMmephiles Před 8 lety +15

      Conor Power You misspelled Die Another Day.

    • @lizardmen98
      @lizardmen98 Před 8 lety

      +Generic Name Is that the ridiculous Korea one? With the hilarious CGI sea and the fucking hovercraft?

    • @IMmephiles
      @IMmephiles Před 8 lety +1

      lizardmen98 You bet your ass it is. But that Korea scene was the best part of the movie, lol.

    • @lizardmen98
      @lizardmen98 Před 8 lety

      +Generic Name On I agree, it was ridiculously over the top, but that was why it was so loveable.

  • @infinitesimotel
    @infinitesimotel Před 8 lety +5

    One of the funniest CS, thank you.

  • @maisiesummers42
    @maisiesummers42 Před 8 lety +1

    1:07 - I love how the guy on the right deliberately runs into the water stream just so he can be knocked over.

  • @truckerspike
    @truckerspike Před 8 lety

    Another great batch of mashups at the end!

  • @vaffanculo924
    @vaffanculo924 Před 8 lety +5

    God, I can not get enough of these!

  • @LumosX
    @LumosX Před 8 lety +4

    As great as having all Bond movies sinned would be, I'd be extremely happy if we got to see the sin count for "Moonraker". The others aren't important. Please?

  • @TheWwwyzzerdd
    @TheWwwyzzerdd Před 4 lety +1

    The Geiger counter thing was actually a part of the book they sloppily adapted into the movie. In the book, the Geiger counter was both the watch AND the camera; the camera was the actual Geiger counter, and the second hand on the watch was the counter's needle. Also the camera was one of those old timey Rolleiflex cameras and it couldn't actually take pictures, but the shutter button actually worked, so it would only look like it could take pictures. Incidentally, since Q wasn't in any of the books, the Geiger camera was actually Felix Leiter's and given to him by the CIA. None of the other gadgets were in the book.

  • @nitehunter91
    @nitehunter91 Před 7 lety

    Best final dubbing from all videos I've seen so far

  • @RavenWolffe77
    @RavenWolffe77 Před 8 lety +70

    That last sin is actually possible, it's called Fulton-ing (damn auto correct) but it is extremely dangerous to Fulton a person.

    • @amirpourghoureiyan1637
      @amirpourghoureiyan1637 Před 8 lety +11

      Mgs anyone?
      (Lol)

    • @RavenWolffe77
      @RavenWolffe77 Před 8 lety +8

      it isn't from The Phantom Pain, it's a quick (but risky) method of cargo transport that involves attaching a balloon with a loop on the top, and a plane with a specially designed winch near the rear cargo door.

    • @amirpourghoureiyan1637
      @amirpourghoureiyan1637 Před 8 lety +7

      Jack Neuenburg I know I was just having a joke, still can't believe why not much people know about it

    • @TheD3rp2
      @TheD3rp2 Před 8 lety +6

      +Jack Neuenburg It's not actually that dangerous, there was only one fatal accident in it's 17 years of use.

    • @RavenWolffe77
      @RavenWolffe77 Před 8 lety +7

      Yes, but it takes years of training for a pilot to be able to Fulton standard-sized cargo, and since the size of that balloon could lift a small car, bond is ascending too fast to be safely Fulton-ed
      (again, someone tell autocorrect that if the word Fulton is in its database, it should recognize it with its suffixes)

  • @jmo6603
    @jmo6603 Před 8 lety +297

    Lot of sins in Thunderball no doubt. But this movie also has two of hottest bond chicks ever in Claudine Auger and Luciana Paluzzi.

    • @dr.spectre9697
      @dr.spectre9697 Před 5 lety +18

      Oh that's a fact! Im a young man im only 33 but I think for some reason we just dont have sexy women like those 2 anymore....

    • @randyacuna3248
      @randyacuna3248 Před 5 lety +4

      J MO I agree, two of my all time favorite bond women also.

    • @billolsen4360
      @billolsen4360 Před 5 lety +3

      absolves the flick of its sins.

    • @Gos1234567
      @Gos1234567 Před 5 lety +4

      J MO they make Pussy Galore look like an old hag!!Never got the fuss over her

    • @orinanime
      @orinanime Před 5 lety +2

      The bond women are the ONLY good parts of this movie.
      This is my pick for the weakest Connery Bond film.

  • @joesabbers2042
    @joesabbers2042 Před 8 lety +72

    *Sin removed for Tom Jones intro song*

  • @rmsgrey
    @rmsgrey Před 8 lety +30

    Sinning the harpoons was definitely sinful - conventional firearms don't work well underwater for two reasons - one is that getting a gun to fire at all with water in the workings is going to take some special gear; the other is that it only takes a few meters of water to slow a bullet below lethal speed (actually, it depends on the caliber of the bullet, but you're talking about a medium a thousand times as dense as air - it's like firing ping-pong balls in air) - a harpoon packs a comparable amount of energy into a much heavier projectile with much more momentum, which still does significant damage at much lower speeds.
    Okay, underwater dart guns were developed to replace the spear guns seen in the movie, but not until the 70s - and even then, they were classified.
    Next you'll be sinning Grease for no-one using a cell phone...

    • @JayDee-xj9lu
      @JayDee-xj9lu Před 4 lety

      I agree, but a spear gun is useless out of water and wouldn't shoot the guy to the tree. It's always funny how they never managed to just shoot him when they get the change but think of elaborate ways to let him escape. Well done sins. Love your work. Cracks me up everytime. JD

    • @fluffyhamster550
      @fluffyhamster550 Před 2 lety +1

      @@JayDee-xj9lu
      That’s not True, you clearly haven’t own any compressed air Spearguns..😉
      And there is also a guy on CZcams called Jörg Sprave on the “Slingshot Channel” he is clearly demonstrating that you easily could kill a Man like that..

  • @monm11
    @monm11 Před 8 lety +4

    Nice one ! Please do Moonraker next :)

  • @1911Savage
    @1911Savage Před 3 lety +3

    R.I.P. Sean Connery.

  • @nighttimedaytime1192
    @nighttimedaytime1192 Před 4 lety +1

    you need to do all the classic Bonds !

  • @robertpolanco1973
    @robertpolanco1973 Před 8 lety

    This CinemaSins segment on "Thunderball" is funny and informative. Excellent.

  • @balighy1472
    @balighy1472 Před 8 lety +29

    DO FUCKING MOONRAKER PLEASE

  • @JBBaird715
    @JBBaird715 Před 8 lety +5

    This is my absolute favorite Bond film of all time. Connery will forever be the true face of Bond.

  • @BatCaveOz
    @BatCaveOz Před 3 lety +1

    @CinemaSins - "Conch chowder" is a euphemism for something they weren't allowed to mention in the 1960's..... pause..... ohhhh!

  • @DannyChandia
    @DannyChandia Před 8 lety +7

    Thank you Jeremy! This was one of my favorite Cinemasins videos! Please consider doing one for "You Only Live Twice"! SO SINFUL!!!

    • @Fixxer315
      @Fixxer315 Před 8 lety +1

      +Danny Chandia
      I just watched that film, and I'd love to see EWWT for that one.

  • @VintageLJ
    @VintageLJ Před 8 lety +4

    Left hand seats are uncommon in the UK, but are allowed, and often found with exported cars.

    • @chevtothemax
      @chevtothemax Před 8 lety

      VintageLJ And that was definitely an American car he was driving

    • @CarlDraper
      @CarlDraper Před 8 lety

      StellWair and they did often get imported into the UK, because coolness

    • @Stand_By_For_Mind_Control
      @Stand_By_For_Mind_Control Před 8 lety +2

      VintageLJ I believe that scene was when he was in Nassau, which is littered with LHD cars.

  • @mattthornhill554
    @mattthornhill554 Před 8 lety +40

    That last sin would not have killed them, it's called a Fulton Recovery System, a well documented extraction system. You can see them use it in The Dark Knight as well as the tv show The Unit

    • @thamostgangsta12
      @thamostgangsta12 Před 5 lety

      Matt Thornhill there is no way they would have got them in time before that ship crashed

    • @thephantomfarter1662
      @thephantomfarter1662 Před 5 lety +5

      Such a shame the Fulton Recovery System isn't a sexual technique...

    • @saintroddy
      @saintroddy Před 5 lety

      If I'm correct, I think it was developed during the Vietnam War for use by American special operations teams.

    • @keithw.bowles9825
      @keithw.bowles9825 Před 4 lety

      Not to mention the classic "The Green Berets", directed and starring John Wayne.

    • @jeffnettleton3858
      @jeffnettleton3858 Před rokem +1

      @@saintroddy Slightly before the escalation, but it was tested in conjunction with the war. Richard Marcinko, the former founder of DEVGRU, aka SEAL Team 6, took part in the testing of it and describes it in his memoir.

  • @kamuelalee
    @kamuelalee Před 5 měsíci

    "Thunderball," my favorite Bond film.
    It was the last great Bond film (and last great Sean Connery Bond flick) until "Live and Let Die" with Roger Moore.

  • @ethzero
    @ethzero Před 3 lety

    7:37 I now cannot not hear the actor "Largo's" theme from the film OK Connery every time I see Largo in Thunderball.
    Thanks MS3TK ♥️

  • @LostDisciple24
    @LostDisciple24 Před 3 lety +3

    "James Bond is so amazing, he can slam this metal door without making a sound."

  • @Sharpclawasaurus
    @Sharpclawasaurus Před 8 lety +8

    Hope they do For Your Eyes Only.
    That's pretty much the only Bond movie I like :)

    • @pk13910
      @pk13910 Před 8 lety

      Sharpclawasaurus Carole Bouquet...Yum!
      My favorite is "The Spy Who Loved Me" for the opening ski stunt off the cliff, the submarine Lotus, and Barbara Bach.

    • @Sharpclawasaurus
      @Sharpclawasaurus Před 8 lety +3

      pk13910 I like For Your Eyes Only because it has 2 very attractive ladies in it. The assassin chick and the...
      Well, the um... **ahem** excuse me...
      The girl who wants to sleep with everyone.
      Also, the scene with the little car out-running the bad guys is hilarious.

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel Před 8 lety

      Sharpclawasaurus My favorite's Goldeneye. To me, Pierce Brosnan's 007 is who I think of when I think of James Bond.

    • @GlitchedLink1
      @GlitchedLink1 Před 8 lety

      From Russia With Love is my favorite Sean Connery Bond movie. It has the best plot, and the woman Bond falls for seems more interesting than most Bond girls.

  • @k9feline2
    @k9feline2 Před 8 lety

    17:24 OMG that is the same actor! Phillip Stone who plays a SPECTRE operative here, later played the previous family killing axe murderer in Stanley Kubrick's The Shining. Bravo, CinemaSins!

  • @dubbz1
    @dubbz1 Před 6 lety

    The slap at 8:46 is hilarious. It sounds like cedar blocks being slapped together.

  • @frankm.2850
    @frankm.2850 Před 4 lety +27

    "Not on Duty"? How is a spy ever not "on duty" when he's on assignment?

    • @maisiesummers42
      @maisiesummers42 Před 4 lety +6

      He wasn't on assignment. He'd been sent to the spa by MI6 to get healthy.

  • @Orange_Laowai
    @Orange_Laowai Před 8 lety +24

    Do expendables 3 already!

  • @beefcakeandgravy
    @beefcakeandgravy Před 4 lety +1

    1:36 can we all take a moment to laugh at the thunderbird coming to a stop like it's completely full of water?
    *Stop - Slosh - Slosh*

  • @umuraksel4136
    @umuraksel4136 Před 6 lety

    One of the best of CinemaSins.

  • @stephen3164
    @stephen3164 Před 5 lety +19

    Take 200 sins off for making this awesome movie in the 60's.
    Also, Continuity Girl obviously wasn't being paid enough, so she got back at the studio by ignoring the Q gadget continuity error that everyone in the theater picked up on.

    • @jamescagney5162
      @jamescagney5162 Před 4 lety

      When bond finndsplane watch letters pants change from shorts to long pants and back again 🤣

  • @Daniel-Rosa.
    @Daniel-Rosa. Před 8 lety +30

    About that "something cool" you were gonna do with the *STAR WARS PREQUELS*

    • @Oyinkan1234
      @Oyinkan1234 Před 8 lety +3

      Daniel Rosa I've been waiting for him to do everything wrong with star wars episode 3 for like a year lmfao.

    • @Daniel-Rosa.
      @Daniel-Rosa. Před 8 lety +2

      Yeah! And back when CinemaSins was celebrating 1 year and let people vote on the next sins video, they said they weren't including episodes 1, 2 or 3 as an option - because they had something special in mind for them... *back then!*

    • @RaptorNX01
      @RaptorNX01 Před 8 lety +3

      Daniel Rosa waiting for the new one to come out. and anyway. every pretentious douche on youtube has taken shots at the prequels (even if half the shots are complete bullshit). time to take on the original trilogy. and I hope he uses the theatrical versions for maximum fanboy butthurt.

    • @Hard_Boiled_Entertainment
      @Hard_Boiled_Entertainment Před 8 lety +1

      +Daniel Rosa I heard his plan is to do a big Special during the Big Countdown to Ep VII.

    • @geomancer301
      @geomancer301 Před 8 lety

      something not pretentious, clickbaity and douchey?

  • @thomasthomas2418
    @thomasthomas2418 Před 3 lety

    At 8:48; When Largo tells you, 'Meet me down at the shark pool', run like hell, dude! DING

  • @Lumibear.
    @Lumibear. Před 6 lety

    I forgot how much escapist young-male-pleasing silliness these early movies were until I watched this. I guess the Kingsman movies have taken that torch now.