Everything Wrong With No Time to Die In 22 Minutes Or Less
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- čas přidán 7. 03. 2022
- You may find it hard to believe, but there was a new Bond movie, like, a handful of months ago. Wild. We live in times that both fly and crawl by. Anyway, enough philosophical crap, let's count some sins!
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As an Italian I can agree that all our taxes are spent on ropes on the side of the bridges to help secret agents when they're escaping
It sure isn't spent on public transport infrastructure or trash collection, but at least all those secret agents are getting quick and clean getaways
It's obviously not a rope. It's a power or telecommunications line.
That scene was in Greece u fool
@@lukegamble3880 It was Italy man, Matera to be exact. Do your homework before calling someone a fool. Fool.
Totally worth it.
9:34 I agree here, Ana De Armas has so much potential in this film, but it seems the writers couldn’t figure out what to do with her after the second act. Fun fact: Daniel Craig himself picked out Ana De Armas to be in no time to die because he was so impressed by her performance in knives out.
Who wasn’t? She’s perfect in that role
Yes that’s very true!! I forgot about her role once the movie was pushed back a year. Gosh she’s a great upcoming actress. She is about to rock the industry if the right directors and cast team and lastly her agent gets on her projects that suits her acting abilities
I wanna see Ana de Armas in future movies
Ana de armas is the best.
I'm hoping she's the new Felix going forward.
20:17
Not gonna lie, I think that "007 reference" was done really well actually
It was super nice of Saffin to use all black cars for the cross country car chase. It makes it really easy to keep track of who's the hero car and who's the baddie.
The land rovers in the begining are fucking gray, and also black makes sense, white would stand out, and black is one of the most common car colors.
Twister did that too. The "bad" meteorologists all traveled in evil black vans.
In fact, it made it super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Hahaha.
I like how his name is basically drunken Lucifer Satan.
That's pretty much all the character development he gets.
I couldn’t stop laughing at the audio outtake of Daniel Craig having revelations about donut holes, while Christoph waltz just sits there looking so done and uninterested 😂😂😂
So take the smaller doughnut out of the larger doughnut's hole and set them down together, side by side. To their right, place two éclairs with tips touching at a wide, acute angle. This is not the clearest way to spell 007 but it should get the idea across. 🍩🍩7️⃣ 😎
blofeld is tired of bonds shit XD
Same! lol
same lmao
Timestamp?
Ana De Armas really stole the show at that Spectre party, she should be in more action films and if she's not then that's the real sin
Amen. The only thing I took away from this movie was how great she was.
They hired her for the John Wick spin-off thanks to her performance in Bond
Yeah she had endless charisma and screen energy.
And leg.
Her fighting was bad CGI enhancement.
I would have liked this movie way more if it was just Blofeld. Him dying in the end but condemning Bond to never see his family again would have been a great exit for the character. And we would have gotten more Christoph Waltz!
Yeah! But no, one scene and an offscreen death is enough for him. He had more presence in Alita: Battle Angel!
Yeah, had they retooled the movie so that Blofeld was behind it all it would have been better. It doesn't even seem like it would have been difficult to do.
@@ryanzillmer8511 No, it wouldn't. Just have Spectre break him out of prison, steal the nanobots, and proceed to murder everyone Bond ever met. That's it. Instead, for the final Craig Bond film, we get a villain we never met with no connection to Bond whatsoever.
I would’ve liked to have seen Blofeld escape MI6, head to Safin’s island where Bond and Blofeld have one last showdown trying to beat each other out on who defeats Safin
@@mikeysorrentino8480 Safin has no place in this, as he hates Spectre. Escaping would be easy: Spectre guns their way through MI6 to get their leader back. Blofeld, who is apparently a legacy Bond villain, needs to be the villain. Bond kills Blofeld and saves the day, but he dies from his wounds. Done. 3/4 writers didn't think of that?
Im surprised he didn’t remove a sin off for the bike jump since it was done practical. Most of the action scenes in this film were flat out amazing.
Bike stunt was stupid. Blind jump into crowds has the illusion of being cool, but if you think about it for a second it's retarded. Finding a way around would have been much more practical.
@@WiseWik 'has the illusion of being cool' your comment confirms why people like you don't get Bond movies. That's literally the whole point. This is why boring Americans have never really understood these films..
Yeah dude was going to fast criticizing nearly all the stunts in the first couple of minute. I stopped watching at 3:19.
Btw, I'm used to his humour and all, but he seems moody and just sinning things in the first couple of minutes as if this was Fast N' Furious movie😂👍
@@alwaysOPEN4business Exactly. He just made the dumbest comment ever. That stunt was simply badass. I even seen BTS and it is really amazing, as was all of the stunts in this.
@@alwaysOPEN4business Oh get off your imperialistic high horse - the reason "boring Americans" aren't impressed with "the illusion of cool" is because we literally _invented_ the action movie and have done much more amazing shots than that - if it's boring to us then that means you need to step up your game. A cool looking stunt shot that doesn't make sense or breaks the internal logic of the movie it's in is not nearly as cool or impressive as a cool looking stunt shot that actually adds to the story and makes sense within the fictional world it inhabits.
We had already perfected that kind of stunt when Bond was still playing cards.
11:43 In SPECTRE, Q says that he has a mortgage and "two cats to feed". There is no continuity error here.
That was one of the first things I noticed
Came here after watching these out of order, to say just that!
heads up, that bike jump at 3:13 was done practically! It was edited into architecture in post but they set up a ramp just as steep and had a stunt man actually do that jump! Really awesome stunt by awesome stunt performers
Indeed! Corridor Crew featured that stunt in one of their recent "VFX Artists React" videos and even they were blown away by the fact that it was a practical stunt that got comped in and not CGI.
But ... that was also the same video where they were equally surprised that the car on the wall was full CGI so...
a lot of bond stunts are practical
Yeah about 20 percent of the sins are not sins XD
@@wowrada thats how this channel goes now I'll be honest lmao
@@gingechicken7394 sadly yes. Many things are just thinks thst annoyed him even though there were good reasons for it.
Like also the "rope on the bridge" was clearly, a power / telecommunication cord avtually have seen them just like this in a few places. Especially if there is not much need for electricity on the other end.
_"Not a single one of those bullets hit Madeleine"_ because Mr Phantom of the Opera wasn't actually shooting at her... he was shooting the ice around her in order to free her. However, I can't really Sin Cinema Sins for that because the movie was all over the place with the Villain's motivations and I imagine most people thought he was just suffering from Star Wars Troopers Bad Aim Syndrome.
I can Sin them for recycling old material though - and I shall. Ding!
cinema sins is a dumb youtube channel
@@ryantrinque7982 then why are you here
Bullets don't travel far, or fast, when they hit water. Madeleine was never in trouble. It's just physics.
@@Kasperoner444 "Madeleine" was never in trouble because she is a fictional character. Within the context of the movie however, Madeleine was in danger, because as we all know, movies follow movie laws and not the laws of physics. A thousand scenes of people shooting at other people underwater have taught audiences that physics don't operate underwater. \those who know better simple accept a common, if errant movie trope as the dramatic license that it represents.
@@Kasperoner444 Mythbusters did and episode and old flintlock musket balls had the best penetration.
Surprised there was no "Bond survives this" sin for Vesper's grave explosion. Or at least he still has his hearing lol
11:48 actually Q has 2 cats which he mentions in Spectre at the lab to Bond
Yes I thought of that when he mentioned it.
And even if he had just one, removing it from the table for it to teletransport back again to the table would be quite realistic....
I normally don’t nitpick the sins but for this one I was like HE TOLD US HE HAS TWO CATS
Also, all cats can transport. So can humans. So can dogs. And flies. And most animals. That's what feet DO. They transport you from one place to another. And cats have FOUR of them. Which they regularly use to go places you don't want them to be.
Yeah, he mentioned the 2 cats, but if it was still one, it would jump back on the table in a second because cats can't be controlled!
4:37, yes, that is what happened, Daniel Craig specifically called Phoebe to do a polish on the script, and she rewrote a healthy portion of the dialogue. So, you were correct, she was brought in due to her success on Fleabag.
Also like Spectre
Ah, that's why it's shit.
Like Tony Stark says, “not a great plan”.
@@waldnesstopicinternational5040 not the same. Jez Butterworth was just brought in to do a final draft.
@@waldnesstopicinternational5040 had no involvement in Spectre though.
So nothing like Spectre.
“he likes his junk shaken, not stirred” had me dead
“PHRASING!”
"Shaken not STORED"
I loved how mysterious Safin was at the beginning. And how he was a "one man army". Pulling strings from the shadows. Only to then become the obligatory bond villain with henchmen and an evil lair and vague motivations...
There are no words in any language that can describe how stupid Safin ended up being.
Oh no. I understand the sin for her not being in the rest of the movie. But not taking a single sin off for Ana de Armas performance, overall, a big no-no.
She's very underrated. Was incredible in Knives Out
I disagree... her scene was over done. Its not oscar-worthy.... she just shows up looking hot and does her choreography... hardly impressive. You see her topless in another movie and That movie deserves NO sins.
@@TheReedable its a part of the movie thats enjoyable and not a slog like the rest because of her.
The rest of the movie meanders or groans on with little intrigue or interest.
Safin for example achieves his decades long mission midway into the film, then decides to work on genocide, just cause.
@@TheReedable No one said "Oscar worthy," did they? But her performance was excellent. Simplifying it to her just "looking hot" and just doing her choreography is pretty sad. Paloma was fun, energetic, badass, and a bit quirky. And considering most actors aren't capable of executing fight choreography, Ana is still doing a great job by showing she's capable.
@@dday906 It doesnt have to be oscar worthy but it can also be a good sequence. It was obviously choreographed. Her quirkiness is irrelevant. She just shows up. Looks hot, does her stunt, okay bye... Like dont tell me you wanted a little bit more. I thought her innocence was overdone. You dont get to that level of badassery to just be kind of an airhead. Your entire description was just what I said but I shorten it down to: looking hot and doing her little role. It was silly. But so was the movie. I hated it.
"Au revoir, Shoshana" in the end, from Inglourious Bastards, has even more layers of connections....Obviously Christoph Waltz' voice, but the french actress in Bond, played one of the French farmer's daughters from that opening scene.
Two things: 1) This film needed waaaaaaaaaaaay more Ana de Armas. 2) They should have just called it “On Her Majesty’s Secret Fan Service” and had done with it.
OHMSS is one of the best - if not the best of the - Bond films.
3:39 Didn't the idea occur to anyone that she was trying to tell him she was pregnant? Even though that's unlucky timing. Because later in the train she touches her belly as if she knows already
One of the weirdest things about Raimi Malek's villain is he's got this poison garden, but he never actually poisons anyone. Even the tea he gave Madeline was never confirmed to actually contain any substance. Seems like a waste of a poison garden to me.
nothing w his character makes any sense
One of the weirdest things about Rami Malek's villain is that he's in this movie at all.
My father had a garden nothing to boast of but one summer we had discovered that the entire garden had been infested with weeds
It did. It had a leaf that could make someone blind.
@@TheMegaultrachicken but not if you drank it, only if it touched your eyeball
I’d knock out 10 sins for Hans Zimmer’s always brilliant music score
Probably the first time i’ve heard Jeremy be satisfied over a hero actually dying to something logical 😂 21:32
Should have removed a sin for the one shot sequence of Bond gunning down villains towards the end of the movie. You really got to see how Bond works in combat. One of the best action sequences in a Bond film IMO.
Not gunna lie, I may have cried. I grew up with Pierce Brosnan, 007 N64, and all that tech. I didn’t watch all of Daniel Craig’s James Bond movies, but I can say without a doubt, he is a phenomenal actor and put so much heart into this character. Wish he could have just retired.
I cry every time I watch this movie.
If it makes you feel better he wanted the character to die so it was really suicide.
Why is there no sin for the fact that the difference in age between Léa Seydoux and Rami Malek is by a loooong shot not big enough that Safin could have killed Madeleine‘s mother being the grown man that he is in that sequence when she was just a child. That bugged me on my very first watch.
He's wearing a mask for a reason. You don't know how young he is in that scene. He could have been a teenager.
@@jonathancampbell5231 He's not wearing a mask in later scenes though. They still look about the same age. There are 4 years between the actors after all.
@@TheRealBasch There could easily have been 4 or 5 years between them in the opening- that's my point.
Also, Rami Malek isn't that tall.
@@jonathancampbell5231 Yes, but Madeleine is 6-8 years tops in the scene, which would make Safin 12-14 years tops and no, not buying that at all. Of course that’s pretty nitpicky, but that’s what this channel is about and I loved the movie.
@@TheRealBasch The actress playing her was 9 at the time and she could have been playing a kid that was 10 or 11; Safin could have been 16-17 since it doesn't have to be a 4 year age difference between the characters either.
I'm a bit annoyed about his confusion as to how the Nanobots work. They explained several times that they transmitted through Everyone by touch but they only kill the people they're programmed to. So even if he survived and never saw Madeline again, anyone he touched could have touched her at some point and killed her; or anyone that they touched and so on and so forth. He would have literally had to never touch anybody again for the rest of his life and then be burned to make sure that she was safe.
Then what happen to just wear gloves, cover yourself and don’t touch anybody? We all just lived through Covid and know it’s not that hard to not touching anybody or anything. Just saying 🤷🏻♀️
@@cindytong4819 because Covid has stopped spreading has it? No it's just with vaccines and immune system it's been rendered less deadly. However it's quite clearly stated that this one has no defence. Ergo it'll just keep replicating until he forgets one day and makes a mistake and it'll spread until it gets her. Nobody wore gloves 24/7 during the pandemic.
@@TheWPhilosopher Legit question... Do you have any friends?
@@BatCaveOz legit answer I wish you peace. That's all I wish for you with love in my heart. Your question tells me all I need to know about you and how to interact with you. May your blessings be rich and the love in your heart be bountiful. ☺️🖖
Couldn't he have just used his EMP?
Seriously, no sin removal for the long-take stairwell fight scene in the end? That was John Wick levels of fun.
Big agree. This may not be the strongest Bond film but getting the director of True Detective, a TV show famous for that fantastic 6 minute long-take in its fourth episode, meant there HAD to be something similar in his Bond film, it being that equally fantastic stairwell scene.
How can running up a flight of stairs avoid 3 grenades?
and like 30 sins for the granade blowing up in his face and not dying of the explosion :D also -30 sins for Ana De Armas in the backless dress.. also also to be clear i love the Craig era Bond movies, until the granade thing i could see how a "superhuman" could be alive still but that thing is just f-ed.
@@DrKnockers05 Long take does not equal good. Don‘t get me wrong, I usually prefer long takes over rpaid fire editing when it comes to action scenes. BUT a long take repeating the same elements again and again is still a pretty average action scene. Compare the shoot out at the end of NTTD with something like Hard Boiled or Better Tomorrow. That‘s how you shoot an action scene.
@@lennynero635 All due respect, I have to disagree. Long takes can take weeks to pull off, even with hidden cuts that aren't quite so hidden. They require a crap ton of practice, dedication, and a lot of endurance from everyone involved. Sure, this one is maybe a 7/10 compared to the likes of Daredevil oners or the Kingsman church fight scene, but it's still an extremely impressive bit of filmmaking (in my personal opinion).
Will have to check out Hard Boiled and Better Tomorrow though, I can't say I've ever heard of them.
Biggest flaw in the movie was the Safin villain. The non-sentient nano-weapon is a better villain. Other elements of the movie were pretty good I thought.
Agreed, and what makes the best movies? A very good villain with depth.
My issue with the nano machine virus is it being a retread of FOXDIE from the metal gear solid games.
@@aarlavaan trust me, metal gear was not the first franchise to float the idea.
@@jayburn00 I am sure it wasn't. it is just annoying that they couldn't have come up with something more original for this movie. It felt contrived to me, for the sole purpose of making bond suffer, rather than the mass pinpoint extermination, and I think they could have done that in a better way. heck, an implanted bomb or poison injector that would detect bond's proximity (or tampering) could have worked( and made the poison garden relevant). safin had no direct conflict with bond, and technically could have been working on the same side as bond because his issue was with spectre, so why go out of his way to hurt bond on a personal level in the first place? just doesn't make sense.
@@aarlavaan the last part we are in complete agreement. Safin didn't make sense as a villain. He had an understandable beef with spectre, but then he suddenly began channeling thanos. He didn't intend to hurt bond personally, that seemed more like (badly thought out and implemented since he did it as he was killed) insurance.
I'd just like to point out that, while there is some CGI trickery to make the ramp look like part of the architecture, that motorcycle stunt is real
So glad he took a sin off for Daniel Craig's performance, especially considering this is his last role as Bond.
For the outtakes, I would have included the scene of Bond peeling an apple for his daughter and asking "How is it?" with Dennis from It's Always Sunny screaming "I'M NOT ALLOWED TO EAT THE APPLE WITH THE SKIN! I'M NOT ALLOWED!" Missed opportunity.
I legit watch most my movies here lol
I have the same habit. This channel improves all movies enjoyments.
That's just sad
Fr
@@ikhoonyejelem2967 why watch a 3 hour movie when this is the same but funnier
@@ikhoonyejelem2967 if it's something I'm really interested in I'll watch it, but when it comes to some random movies that look cool I'll just watch these
15:03
He is viewing Logan Ash through some reflective surface. He was checking his teeth with the same camera angle in the scene and sin just before.
11:45 This surprises absolutely no one who has ever owned a cat.
Jeffrey Wright was wasted for the Bond films, certainly, and Ana de Armas was absolutely wasted in No Time to Die.
I love the Bond series, and this era of Bond is my favourite as it's slightly more routed in reality than the others, but No Time to Die did have its weaknesses. I still enjoyed the movie and it sucks that Daniel Craig's Bond is gone (at least he got a true ending unlike other Bonds). Here's to you, James. 🍸
They made another woke trash movie rather than focusing on writing and acting
Absolutely right. Craig was the most REALISTIC Bond. I picture him as a former SAS guy or something. I made a comment like this on the Critical Drinker's take on the movie and got several comments saying "if you like Craig, you're an idiot", "That's not how recruiting works" (when I know for a fact that IS how it works Lol), etc. People, man. 🤦♂️🤷♂️😂
@@WiseWik ok how is it woke?
Also if you think about it Craig got probably the best finale out of any bond actor.
@@steveleeart the next 007 happens to be a female and black. coincidence ? i think not lol.
It's not "bs" that none of the bullets hit her under water. As soon as rounds hit water, they lose all their energy within a foot or so. Watch the Mythbusters episode where they shoot water.
She wasn’t a foot deep she was literally was pressing up against the ice
Well, sure she was, a foot isn't that deep, AND the rounds hit ice first. A hard object like ice would deform the bullet and sap almost all of it's lethal energy. Again, not a sin.
Don't over think it. He wasn't aming at her and decided to shoot the ice around her to free her.
I'm amazed you didn't pick up the fact that the explosion at the start of the movie would have 100% killed Bond ... ROLL CREDITS
The scene of bond going up the stairs on the bike was actually done semi - practical with a stunt double. Pretty impressive
That storage wars joke as Daniel Craig opens the storage unit with that stoic face 🤣😂 priceless
I loved Daniel Craig as James Bond but I felt like this movie could have been SO much better. The opening scene is beautiful, what with the visuals and the music, but after that, it all went downhill. The easy-to-guess plot, the mediocre scriptwriting, and almost three hours that could have been a lot less. This could have been such an amazing ending to the Bond series. But seemed to cut a little short. Of course this is just my opinion and everyone can have their own thoughts on the movie. This is just what I think.
It is such a hit and miss movie. Honestly would have liked Logan Ash to be the main Villain cuz yet again Craigs bond completely wasted the bad guy. Safin had the perfect look for it but had zero fleshed out motivation. Seeking revenge on Mr.White for what happened to his family. Great. Wanting to completely eradicate man kind with nano bots. Zero reasons given. Also as much as I loved the Cuba scene Felix really should have been there too. Make the film earn "I had a brother and his name was Felix" line.
I was very underwhelmed by this movie for the same reasons! It seemed like the film was trying to reach something great, but delivered a very mediocre story, unfortunately
@@amber.11.11 I totally agree
@@dereklewis4321 totally. There were a lot of things that could have been better and more reasonable, and that's one of the main reasons why I was a little dissapointed.
good thing you mentioned it was your opinion. I wouldn't have known.
You missed a “ Bond survives this! “ at Vespers grave.
‘’We have all the time in the world’’ is not just a casual line, it is a reference to the iconic line in the end of the 6th Bond movie ‘On Her Majesty’s Secret’s Service’ where Bond’s wife Tracy gets killed
And no sin off for the SOUNDTRACK?!!
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL
21:32 I love this part. This scene hit so hard and the narrator’s reaction only makes it better.
After watching the Batman, it just seems even more apparent how they wasted Jeffrey Wright here. Such a good actor.
That motorcycle stunt was done practically with only a little cgi to cover up the ramp needed… so not sure what you’re irritated about considering it looked great. The bridge scene was all cgi…
"This grenade takes twice as long as any in the history of grenades to blow up"
John McClane in Die Hard 2 would like a word...
When you hire HANS ZIMMER to compose a movie
You hire him from the get-go
You should NEVER hire him as a last minute addition
He needs time to come up with a something great
Facts
Agreed, but in fairness he did a fantastic job regardless, especially when Bond clocks the gun in Cuba.
3:28 Well its just as well she was really trying to tell Bond about her pregnancy but Bond pushes her away because he thinks she led Spectre to them but then a couple years later, she is still mad at him for it until that point where he discovers she has a daughter.
0:37 “Mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head”.
Man Daniel Craig looks Roger Moore levels of old in this movie.
I came here just to see what they had to say about Ana De Armas...
The biggest sin is that the movie pretty much wasted Ana de Armas :C
Only a “-1” for killing Bond? I’m surprised, Jeremy. I thought you’d reverse more sins for that one.
I'm shocked he removed at all!
Should've taken at least a sin off for the opening sequence. One of the best openings in in a bond movie.
Which one?
@@ishimaru1119 italy chase?
12:02: He has a mortgage and "two cats" to feed. Ding to you, Jeremy.
I was hoping he mentioned the foreshadowing of the “secret” of Madeline having Bond’s kid when she grasps her stomach on the train.
I knew that was gonna happen as soon as I saw that scene. My mom and dad didn't notice that part but I did.
When I started laughing at Blofeld's entrance, I couldn't escape the thought that I don't think the filmmakers were meant this to look like a spoof
0:36 I laughed so hard these parts... 😂
100 sins immediately for the fact that Ana de Armas is only on screen for 5 minutes
Honestly if there was any bond movie I wanted to have spin off it’s probably that one (it had lots of characters I wanted to see more)
8:00 if Ana De Armas starts taking your clothes off you let her get on with it
Hilarious part is the motorcycle jump was actually real. There was a ramp, but a stunt man actually did the jump up to the next level.
4:10 From what travelling through Italy has taught me, it is in fact very easy to get onto a train without a ticket...
Bond can't be dead, because "Bond will return" is written in the credit roll ;)
that intro hit harder than the bombs on bond at the end lmao
7:21 Yes, it's awkward. It's like Barbra Broccoli was under so much pressure to change Bond's race and sex that it almost happened, but she resisted just enough. From here, they could do worse than divergent continuities; one with a rebooted, traditional Bond and one with where Nomi goes from here. (Not that they will, but they could.)
21:32. Hearing your reaction here was just golden. I love the amount of surprise you put into your words here.
The "Storage Wars" quip had me laughing for a while.
6:13 They only used Jeffrey Wright in three of the Craig Bond films, so he's only wasted in three of the five. Unless you're counting not using him as wasting him, too.
21:33 is so weird considering this is, indeed, a Bond film.
3:55 "Do you have Frank's number? DO YOU?"
Ahem, "Do you have Frank's number? DO EWE?"
18:20 - Now that I've seen Madeline in "Crimes of the Future" I think I DO know what a Cronenberg Bond film would look like.
I loved this movie and yet I also loves this episode of EWW. I lost it at the special rendition of Phantom and it just got better from there!
I was watching this movie with my cousins at their request since they said it was that good, Daniel Craig puts in a performance of a life time for his swan song in James Bond, and the entire time it just felt weird hearing Bond call someone else 007. I even said it to one of my cousins, and lo and behold, the very next scene is of Bond, Nomi and Q in the cargo bay of the C-17, getting their mission briefing, only for Nomi to request permission for Commander Bond to be redesignated as 007. I couldn’t believe it. It was like the movie heard me, and my cousins couldn’t stop laughing. Afterwards, I told them that since they’d seen the movie before, they must have known what was happening next as soon as I spoke, but they genuinely didn’t remember the line from their first viewing. Just a funny moment I thought I’d share.
That's awesome! I love those quirky little life moments like that - it's almost enough to make one believe there's a higher power with a wicked sense of humor and is laughing its butt off at us.
@@Dargonhuman almost enough.
cool
I have another sin. The missiles launched from the HMS dragon/Type 45 destroyer
are surface to air not surface to surface.
Yeah even though sm-2 and sm-6 missiles have an anti ship/surface attack mode they sure as shit aren’t cluster bombs idk if there are even any naval launched cluster warheads in existence maybe something tomahawk based if anything
Writing this villain should not have been this difficult! A simple easy fix…Safin, is a child victim in the war between Spectre and MI6. His family and friends all being killed in the slaughter. He steals a virus to get his revenge by wiping out Spectre, MI6, and agents of world governments. Amongst his successes he dives further into becoming a narcissistic power hungry manic who decides to unleash the virus upon the world.
For me this film was the prime example of "too many cooks spoil the broth" (in this case, writers). Dull story, unlikeable characters, great actors wasted on undeveloped roles and they really felt that Daniel was SO amazing that he didn't deserve to be recast and had to have a resolution to his Bond's depressing and mediocre story.
It's a shame his films got worse over time, as Casino Royale was one of the best in the series.
Yeah I loved the first and third films. I loved the first half of the fourth but the reveal was so stupid, it was something out of an Austin Powers film. This one was ok, nothing special. Better than the second for sure.
Agreed. The last two were just uneven messes, strangely paced and all over the place with their tone. And what a shame because Craig plays Bond well when given the opportunity.
💯 👏
Movie: no time to die
James Bond: hold my martini
Which officially makes this the worst movie title ever.
You're slipping up, Mr CinemaSins. First you sin how Safin can't hit Madeleine under the ice, but he was really trying to break the ice, not hit her. Then you sin Cyclops looking at Logan with his bionic eye, how could he also be in the shot, well he saw him through a mirror. THEN you question whether Blofeld also had a bionic eye, which you can clearly see he used to have but has since been removed when Bond comes to visit him. FOCUS, Mr CinemaSins, FOCUS! :)
EDIT: Also how do you not get how the Nanobots work. They explained several times that they transmitted through Everyone by touch but they only kill the people they're programmed to. So even if he survived and never saw Madeline again, anyone he touched could have touched her at some point and killed her; or anyone that they touched and so on and so forth. He would have literally had to never touch anybody again for the rest of his life.
11:20 If you’re wondering how Blowfeld pulled it off - he likely used an old trick like “hold an inconspicuous monologue where using only every seventh word reveals the actual message”.
I heard the sin counter dinging in my head repeatedly while watching this movie:
[gravesite blows up in Bond's face] He survives this. *DING!*
[bad guys someone completely miss Bond while he is standing in the middle of the bridge] *DING!*
[Bond and Nomi somehow know exactly where to go in a HUGE fortress despite losing contact with Q] *DING!*
At 4:15, there is at least 1 frame of the bullet hitting the tire. They are bulletproof tires dummy!
How about the fact it completely disrespects and disregards the entire James bond franchise, the Daniel Craig era start with him becoming a 00, having a great love or 2 then dying, no room for his actual wife, or all the other villains he has dealt with. The arrogance of this is 'our story and our bond and that's it, done' is incredible. There is no logical way to bring him back or weave in new stories (or the old ones). James bond is a legacy epic, a collection of stories but know they had to wrap up their own small part with no regard for any other!
Just so you know: the bullet don't kill Madeleine because bullets lose energy rapidly in water. Mythbusters verified this on their show. It is one of the few times movies get ballistic physics right. However, she should have died right there under the ice anyway. Almost nobody survives falling below the ice, in midwinter, in a deep pond. So there!
I didn't understand why Bond didn't use the EMP on his watch to knock out the nano machines and attempt to avoid the strike.
16:05 - How did you not mention the "bad guys in black SUVs cliché"?
You missed the fact that Saffin went to the cabin to kill Mr. White's family and he then saves Madeliene minutes after trying to kill her. Why?
You also missed Bond being able to survive a bomb blowing up in his face as Vesper's grave.
Bond killed Primo in the opening sequence, yet he is still alive to be at the secret SPECTRE meeting that everyone knows about. Primo is a SPECTRE agent, yet he is immune to the SPECTRE killing nanobots. Bond is forced to kill him again in the third act.
Can confirm that cats can be at several places at once! Mine especially loves popping out from an impossible place when I'm looking for her, just to scare me. 😄
17:03 me as a Stone Temple Pilot fan happy af
Third best bond movie from the best bond ever, but when Skyfall and Casino Royale are the two best Bond movies ever period, that isn't exactly the worst fate to find oneself in. And what an emotional gut punch (even if the nanobot thing isn't very well plotted).
Pierce was so good too.
It's his third best mostly by default because while Skyfall and Casino Royale were good, Spectre and Quantum of Solace sucked.
I've always been ok on Bond but my cup of tea for secret agents is Sterling Archer hands down😂🙌
I yelled when I saw him dropping that burning note onto the dry grass, that's why we have those huge fires every year. Thanks Bond.
Imagine how long a sins video on every James Bond will be
21:00
Yea, he's to Bond as Shinzon was to Picard. Though actually, Shinzon would have been well-established if his existence weren't just a retcon. Also Shinzon's deal was pretty clear-cut.
Except Nemesis was horrible.
I've got a long list of details I'd fix about it with a magic wand, @@psifla99. If the magic runs deeper, I've got ideas on how to overhaul the whole concept.
Our subjective dislike of the movie is a separate subject, though. 😎
The analogy stands. Both films were planned as finales for the newest cast of an old franchise. Both gave the leading man an antagonist with a retconned vendetta. Opinion poll results pending, both likely had viewers asking why this antagonist feels out-of-nowhere.
Even though the bad guys killing James Bond was constantly a close shave, it was a wool new world whenever the villain was stuck on the sheep shift.
Another sin is they got Billie Eyelashes to sing the song for the opening credits (and the song is God awful), when they could have used 25 by The Pretty Reckless which has a much stronger Bond vibe to it and is performed by someone who is ACTUALLY talented.
20:55 Sin 134: Because those Nanobots hop from Human to Human until they find the DNA they're programmed with and kill them. Any Contact Bond would've had with another Human meant the possibillity of letting those Nanobots loose on Mathilde and Madeileine...
I'm surprised there were no sins for the entire Bond/Blofeld discussion. I genuinely think they were told to improvise, it was such a weak scene.