Everything Wrong With Spectre In 16 Minutes Or Less

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  • @TheVergile
    @TheVergile Před 4 lety +1163

    7:07 "but maybe bond never leaves DNA anywhere"
    maybe my memory is failing me, but i was pretty sure basically half of the franchise is bond leaving his DNA everywhere

    • @brianmead7556
      @brianmead7556 Před 4 lety +47

      Had to pause to laugh for a minute.

    • @majormaccas
      @majormaccas Před 4 lety +20

      Only half?

    • @madisonlink7141
      @madisonlink7141 Před 4 lety +14

      @@majormaccas TheVergile is counting in runtime, not per-movie.

    • @majormaccas
      @majormaccas Před 4 lety +7

      Madison Link that feels closer, but you need to up those numbers, those are rookie numbers!

    • @matthewstengrim
      @matthewstengrim Před 4 lety +3

      lol

  • @ride_ai1615
    @ride_ai1615 Před 8 lety +1107

    to this movie's credit, the bomb timer was the most accurate movie countdown I've ever seen

    • @TheSchaef47
      @TheSchaef47 Před 8 lety +47

      Rumor has it the final several minutes of the TDKR bomb counted down in real time.

    • @mattp7109
      @mattp7109 Před 8 lety +1

      Twas

    • @bumfricker2487
      @bumfricker2487 Před 8 lety +54

      +Stephen Schaefer Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb

    • @Paehon
      @Paehon Před 8 lety +1

      +WishThisWasAvailable Shit, too late

    • @johnsmitty7447
      @johnsmitty7447 Před 8 lety +12

      +Jett Cyber in the dark knight when batman shoots sticky bombs to the side of the chinese building its in real time

  • @Toben-cs9iz
    @Toben-cs9iz Před 4 lety +461

    Move character: *breathes in*
    Cinemasins: character breathes in cliche

  • @Moonknife
    @Moonknife Před 3 lety +313

    Are we gonna just ignore the fact that Bond TOOK DOWN a MOVING HELICOPTER with a freaking Walther PPK

  • @spartanbegginner909
    @spartanbegginner909 Před 8 lety +16

    that opening scene was pretty good, didn't think it was sin worthy

    • @JT29501
      @JT29501 Před 8 lety +1

      +Dominic P It really was very good, the whole pre-credits sequence was excellent in my view. It's a shame the movie could never get back to those heights for the rest of it, although I didn't hate it, I thought it was pretty average.

    • @spartanbegginner909
      @spartanbegginner909 Před 8 lety

      James Tucker yea i agree

  • @PariahMk231
    @PariahMk231 Před 7 lety +685

    How could you not remove sins for that opening scene? It was like 4 minutes of a single shot with no screw ups, hundreds of extras all getting their parts right and all the timing being perfect. That right there is an amazing feat of cinematography, worthy of several sins being removed.

    • @JosephDavies
      @JosephDavies Před 5 lety +58

      Might have been better if the entire scene wasn't drenched in yellow. The Craig films have a horrible jaundice issue when outside of London.

    • @spectre4165
      @spectre4165 Před 4 lety +29

      Joseph Davies everyone does that when it comes to Mexico though, so it’s not entirely their faults going with the norm but I see your point

    • @Cognessence
      @Cognessence Před 3 lety +23

      I agree. This video's take on the opening scene was far too cynical. You can reduce / criticise *any* bit of entertainment / creative endeavour if you to come to with with an ultra-adversarial approach. I'm all for critiquing stuff, and most films I've seen down the last 10 years have disappointed me, but the opening scene here was incredible and atmospheric, especially in how the foley sound meshed in interesting ways with the soundtrack. It's one of the best Bond openers.

    • @gingechicken7394
      @gingechicken7394 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Cognessence sad that the rest of the movie was sort of meh :/

    • @milesdewey4532
      @milesdewey4532 Před 2 lety +12

      Would’ve been better if it was something a bit more interesting than….. just walking……

  • @traviselrod7803
    @traviselrod7803 Před 2 lety +72

    Ok...so you got one wrong. Spectre let Bond in knowingly, which is why the guards make a call as soon as they let Bond in, which is also how Blofeld knows Bond is there.

  • @franktedder1236
    @franktedder1236 Před 4 lety +427

    13:10 a double happen...it's a glitch in the matrix!

  • @diesel9324
    @diesel9324 Před 7 lety +612

    This probably sounds too serious; the Spectre ring has seven tentacles because the Spectre organization has their full grip on all seven continents.

    • @blitz4704
      @blitz4704 Před 5 lety +196

      Well good for them they got their hands on antartica. Those Penguins better watch out.

    • @sophied1703
      @sophied1703 Před 5 lety +43

      Blitz 470 in the 27th Bond movie it’s all gonna come down to who controls Antarctica, bet

    • @kleetus92
      @kleetus92 Před 5 lety +66

      that or it has 6 arms and a really big dick...

    • @Dagr8soldjer
      @Dagr8soldjer Před 5 lety +4

      kleetus92 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ajalonzo2705
      @ajalonzo2705 Před 5 lety +8

      I always thought it was because the 8th tentacle is behind the one that is dead center

  • @silase.quester3519
    @silase.quester3519 Před 8 lety +149

    What irritated me, was when Blofeld had Bond strapped into the chair and was telling him how all the drilling would mess with his coordination, balance and such, but after getting a drill to the skull a few times, then getting up, he's perfectly fine.

    • @Nicreator
      @Nicreator Před 6 lety +7

      Silas E. Quester Well there is an explanation for this. The needle didn't reach his brain. It just drilled into his jaw.

    • @laxeystu8096
      @laxeystu8096 Před rokem +2

      He actually did the thing he was going to do, but no effects

  • @DILLIGAF785643
    @DILLIGAF785643 Před 3 lety +127

    "We all know what C stands for"
    Yeah boi, sin off for that one
    "Careless"
    Aw, that's not what we thought C stands for, sin back on

    • @stephenrice2063
      @stephenrice2063 Před 3 lety +4

      Actually, I thought it would be "Click," given the context. But I did like the exchange between C and M.

    • @markmcguffin873
      @markmcguffin873 Před 2 lety +43

      Am I the only one who thought it would be c*nt

    • @bondpenelopebond
      @bondpenelopebond Před 2 lety

      @@markmcguffin873 omfg exactly same

    • @Juan-zl3fy
      @Juan-zl3fy Před rokem

      @@markmcguffin873 That was the only possible answer

  • @thomasstratton9394
    @thomasstratton9394 Před 6 lety +21

    Surely it deserves to have 1 sin removed for that time when Bond commanded the security guard to "Stay!", like he was talking to a dog.

  • @KevWebsz
    @KevWebsz Před 8 lety +28

    9:35 love how he just full force kicked a table into her face lmao

  • @FPShkED
    @FPShkED Před 8 lety +34

    That 4 minute opening is actually an impressive ONE scene sequence. From establishing shot, to introducing James Bond, all done in ONE take. You need to minus 10 sins just on that one.

    • @dstarr3
      @dstarr3 Před 8 lety +4

      +Edwin Au Yeung I can appreciate that, but you can't just insert impressive shots into a film if they have no purpose but to be impressive shots. It doesn't add anything to the film except running time.

    • @FPShkED
      @FPShkED Před 8 lety

      +Dave Starr I agree they could of cut that shorter. Director fail lol

    • @CorneelVf
      @CorneelVf Před 8 lety +6

      +Edwin Au Yeung Well, to be perfectly honest, Spectre's Director of Photography, Hoyte van Hoytema, admitted that that scene was accomplished by 3 takes, stitched together.
      From the skull to Bond and the woman going into the hotel is one shot. The Dias de los Muertos poster is CGI'd in, this is the first stitch. Second shot is Bond and the woman in the lobby, through the lift, ending with Bond saying that he won't be long. The camera moving out of the window is the second stitch. The third and final shot is Bond walking on the rooftops and setting up his gun.
      Doesn't mean the scene isn't breathtaking, and amazingly executed, but technically it isn't one shot.

    • @FPShkED
      @FPShkED Před 8 lety

      +Corneel Vanfleteren interesting!

  • @minarik01
    @minarik01 Před 4 lety +33

    Blofeld knew he was there, because that tall guy in the "whisper" scene told him. that was the point of the whisper.

  • @PsychoMetalKid
    @PsychoMetalKid Před 5 lety +530

    Skyfalls sin video: 4 minutes
    Spectres sin video: 16 minutes
    Guess that makes the difference between the movies pretty clear.

    • @JosephDavies
      @JosephDavies Před 5 lety +37

      They really need to remake the Skyfall one. They left out so much since it was one of their earliest videos. Given that it's the worst of the Craig Bond films, it really deserves another look, too.

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 Před 4 lety +76

      Joseph Davies Skyfall is top 10 bond films period and Craig is my least favorite bond. Lol

    • @bowens9211
      @bowens9211 Před 4 lety +5

      @@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 you don't know how to judge anything properly lol

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 Před 4 lety +54

      Bowens92 your comment can be summed up as “WAAAAAH MY OPINION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOURS WAAAAAH”

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 Před 4 lety +2

      Milton77 what kinda gay ass comment is lil blowjob? And I don’t like CraFohig’s bond and I still think skyfall is a goat movie.

  • @joeberryman3563
    @joeberryman3563 Před 8 lety +18

    "I can't go with you, James. I have to get kidnapped for the climax."

  • @ekehernandez
    @ekehernandez Před 7 lety +256

    Bond doesn't threaten the cats, he's referring to the fact that MI6 employes might soon lose their jobs because of Moriarty.

  • @Jed_Elias
    @Jed_Elias Před 2 lety +37

    The best thing about these videos is that it gives you a summation of the movie in case you don’t feel like watching it or don’t have time to. Case in point, seeing an advance screening of No time to die in a few hours. 😏

    • @dpapad202
      @dpapad202 Před 2 lety +3

      Exactly what I am doing right now dude 😂

  • @takotafischer2228
    @takotafischer2228 Před 4 lety +97

    I'm actually kinda mad you didnt take a sin off for that musically glorious and visually spectacular opening credit scene. I literally couldn't take my eyes off it I thought it was great. Also you couldve redeemed that sin if you had sinned the tentacle porn in said scene. 😂😂😂

    • @digitalexordium4763
      @digitalexordium4763 Před 2 lety +7

      I liked the opening, it was very new for a Bond film, but I wish they had used spectre from radio head

    • @dashtoroya2838
      @dashtoroya2838 Před rokem +1

      Nah, the song is too mediocre for sin off.

    • @stumpland2843
      @stumpland2843 Před rokem +1

      would have been better with the Radiohead song

  • @LAK_770
    @LAK_770 Před 7 lety +41

    3:25 the bouncer immediately reports Bond on a walkie, and later, it becomes clear that Blofeld was expecting Bond when he turns and addresses him.

  • @supbrotv
    @supbrotv Před 8 lety +66

    Seriously they got christoph waltz, one of the greatest actors/villains in hollywood right now to play the main bond villain, and they did not utilize even 1% of his talents, this pissed me off so badly.

    • @peterstangl8295
      @peterstangl8295 Před 8 lety +3

      +supbrotv same goes for Andrew Scott.

    • @fishbrehth
      @fishbrehth Před 8 lety

      +supbrotv you quoted that from a shitty review

  • @incomingicbm3676
    @incomingicbm3676 Před 5 lety +88

    One correction, I'm sure Bond leaves DNA everywhere. ...lol

    • @markdillow1677
      @markdillow1677 Před 5 lety +2

      Incoming ICBM It’s a good one some people may not of picked that up but I did

    • @Lordbitness
      @Lordbitness Před 4 lety +4

      There’s semen everywhere

    • @wez3448
      @wez3448 Před 3 lety

      Mark Dillow was the time

    • @wez3448
      @wez3448 Před 3 lety

      Mark Dillow wi were ret I gotta yo were y’all going we’re ty

    • @wez3448
      @wez3448 Před 3 lety

      Mark Dillow is a eee wewe We morning u

  • @LuanNguyen-zd5fb
    @LuanNguyen-zd5fb Před 5 lety +6

    The quote from Hans Landa at the end got me. Well played

  • @NickNitro03
    @NickNitro03 Před 8 lety +857

    Best sentence ever:
    Batista Bomb

  • @CloudHater
    @CloudHater Před 8 lety +605

    Nothing about how Bond shrugs off being rendered a vegetable, because Bond.

    • @CloudHater
      @CloudHater Před 8 lety

      ?

    • @creme8338
      @creme8338 Před 8 lety

      true!

    • @kinghubris2536
      @kinghubris2536 Před 8 lety +2

      Why is it called that? Being a vegetable? I know vegetables are unable to do anything, but so can a lot of things

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 Před 8 lety +5

      +Sylvester Bukhave Edström It means you're brain dead.

    • @knights8400
      @knights8400 Před 8 lety +2

      +RadioLogicalHazard There was only a chance that the needle would render him a vegetable. Not %100

  • @sharonkurth5337
    @sharonkurth5337 Před 2 lety +4

    Cinema Sins: "Movie went through a lot of trouble to make Madeline 007's girlfriend...but she won't be back in the next one, unless it's to kill her and give Bond a second woman to grieve over for 4 movies."
    The plot of No Time to Die: Ha!

  • @mg19cal
    @mg19cal Před 2 lety +4

    15:09 oh Jeremy, if only you knew

  • @emretopal1233
    @emretopal1233 Před 7 lety +102

    13:00 I like how he forgot it is a british car. Driver is on the right.

  • @kurokochi317
    @kurokochi317 Před 7 lety +629

    Q already said " The watch alarm is loud"
    and bond said "got it"
    maybe you should pay more attention to that

    • @charliejones3119
      @charliejones3119 Před 7 lety +4

      kuroko chi but he could of said its bomb

    • @kurokochi317
      @kurokochi317 Před 7 lety +46

      +Charlie Jones but he didn't. It was just a metaphor

    • @charliejones3119
      @charliejones3119 Před 7 lety +8

      kuroko chi yes but we didn't know what was going to happen or where he was going to go do basically it's a fuck u to the audience

    • @kurokochi317
      @kurokochi317 Před 7 lety +15

      +Charlie Jones man, they got used to this gadget, it's a suprise comeback for bond then let them be

    • @bananian
      @bananian Před 7 lety +27

      kuroko chi
      weird how Q was being sarcastic about exploding pens in Skyfall.

  • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
    @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid Před 5 lety +16

    And the Oscar goes to...
    The lizard that was on that window that one time.

  • @macdaddytheman638
    @macdaddytheman638 Před 6 lety +10

    Jeremy: "You think this MoneyPenny actress is like 'I'm supposed to just glare?!' Like she had more lines last movie!"
    Me: (*Makes flashback noises*)
    MoneyPenny: "He's in the Audi!"
    MoneyPenny: "He's behind the VW Beetle!"

  • @danieldaw1778
    @danieldaw1778 Před 8 lety +60

    I love how they made a big deal about Monica Belluci being the Bond films oldest "Bond Girl", and she's only in the movie for what, like 15-20 minutes?

    • @theflagrespawns7695
      @theflagrespawns7695 Před 8 lety +2

      +Daniel Daw Bondgirl just means he shagged them.

    • @danieldaw1778
      @danieldaw1778 Před 8 lety +1

      TheFlagRespawns I was pretty sure it was meant as the most important female character in the story. She wasn't even that important to the story.

    • @theflagrespawns7695
      @theflagrespawns7695 Před 8 lety +3

      Daniel Daw I thought so too before I saw this film, then realised his penis is the only requirement for the title.

    • @danieldaw1778
      @danieldaw1778 Před 8 lety +3

      TheFlagRespawns So "Bond girl" refers to any girl he puts his dick into during the movie? Fuck it, you're probably right

    • @DerDudelino
      @DerDudelino Před 6 lety +6

      I will never understand why they didn't made her the female lead. Seydoux played a random chick Bond wanted to bang, nothing more. I think Belluci could
      have brought in way more character and substance.

  • @NicolasLopez-gy5rg
    @NicolasLopez-gy5rg Před 7 lety +214

    I think they purposely allowed Bond into the secret meeting because they saw his face but when he flashed the ring the guy looked like he knew he was coming and was told ahead of time to let him in without a fuss so that way the dude sitting at the table could call him out, already knowing he was there. But I may be overthinking it

    • @CoDINmyHEART
      @CoDINmyHEART Před 5 lety +7

      i thought so too

    • @bendavalos1772
      @bendavalos1772 Před 5 lety +2

      the guy explaining this movie has more loop hood in his explanation then the move! he should of took 17 min lol

    • @cw7792
      @cw7792 Před 5 lety

      @@bendavalos1772 and a horrible voice as well

    • @robrudd8537
      @robrudd8537 Před 4 lety +12

      Not over thinking it. As soon as they let Bond in, the goons instantly report it via their phones.

    • @marcokrueger3399
      @marcokrueger3399 Před 4 lety +3

      Not overthinking, it's just how it was meant. The other thing with the watch: I always thought the alarm was meant in case Bond would steal the car. I recently discovered it was meant for the watch.
      Nearly everything he says here is not a sin. It just seems legit because he's moving on so fast.
      If you take these videos seriously, they just don't make sense...

  • @bagpipe1979
    @bagpipe1979 Před 4 lety +1

    some of the funniest are the very last VO part you guys put in. always make me laugh. thanks

  • @booksteer7057
    @booksteer7057 Před 4 lety +15

    I remember Bond's escape from the torture chair to be especially preposterous and easy. Also, why was Blofeld's chopper following the Thames? Any straight line would've taken him away from the river except to cross it.

    • @SpicyZeke
      @SpicyZeke Před 2 lety +1

      It's actually a requirement in London that helicopter traffic follow the rivers (mainly the Thames), because otherwise if they crash it would put far greater risk on the congested population of London. Look up the London Heli-Routes.

    • @booksteer7057
      @booksteer7057 Před 2 lety +5

      @@SpicyZeke That is interesting, but why would Blofeld care about obeying traffic laws when he is trying to escape?

  • @Advent3546
    @Advent3546 Před 8 lety +113

    So Adele gets a sin in the Skyfall video but Sam Smith gets off sin free?

  • @galarianmike283
    @galarianmike283 Před 7 lety +176

    FUN FACT: In 2016, there was a Day of the Dead parade in Mexico City for the first time, because of this film.

    • @orwinbeane4171
      @orwinbeane4171 Před 7 lety +4

      If you're being sarcastic, you're not funny.
      If you're being serious, you're an idiot.

    • @galarianmike283
      @galarianmike283 Před 7 lety +23

      Miraak Yikes. Sharp. Well, there was a parade. Not that anyone outside of Mexico cared...

    • @josephwang5859
      @josephwang5859 Před 3 lety +6

      @@orwinbeane4171
      No he is correct..
      www.bbc.com/news/av/world-latin-america-37815192
      www.theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/29/day-of-the-dead-parade-james-bond-mexico-city
      The parade in the movie is imaginary but Mexican tourism officials made it real.
      Sort of the like the American Express Black Card.

    • @ariklion37
      @ariklion37 Před 3 lety +5

      @@orwinbeane4171 imagine calling him an idiot without even checking if what he says is legit

    • @NewGoldStandard
      @NewGoldStandard Před 2 lety

      @@orwinbeane4171 Oof.

  • @christ-abel8774
    @christ-abel8774 Před 6 lety +3

    "Mysterious heretofore unmentioned family mystery is mysterious..."
    One of the MAIN reasons why I love you CinemaSins. Sentences like that one.

  • @BenRangel
    @BenRangel Před 5 lety +8

    3:07 - Everyone in movies has an obsession with lamps.
    You can watch a movie about someone who supposedly doesn't give a shit about anything, yet they will still have 14 lamp shades spread out perfectly across their living room.

  • @maxmarcolin3758
    @maxmarcolin3758 Před 8 lety +243

    I raised my hand at the lizard bit✋☝️

    • @toukasrage-tnsr4689
      @toukasrage-tnsr4689 Před 8 lety +25

      #Specteremovielizardforpresident2016.

    • @CynnamonVA
      @CynnamonVA Před 8 lety +17

      +Luke Burton Hey, better than our current candidates xD

    • @UmVtCg
      @UmVtCg Před 8 lety

      +M2 Games Good for you.

  • @kirkmack1992
    @kirkmack1992 Před 8 lety +131

    This movie could have been bloody amazing

    • @Weaponsandstuff93
      @Weaponsandstuff93 Před 8 lety +10

      +Kirk Mackintosh A film with Blofeld and Spectre and no Doomsday plot was doomed to fail from the offset.

    • @tutorialmasterfreak
      @tutorialmasterfreak Před 8 lety

      it wasn't bad by Andy means. it was good, but wasn't the best. a few parts seemed cliche but I enjoyed it as much as skyfall

    • @jumpinshade
      @jumpinshade Před 8 lety +9

      +Kirk Mackintosh such waste of christoph Waltz talent

    • @tutorialmasterfreak
      @tutorialmasterfreak Před 8 lety +3

      Yeah they literally showed him in 3 scenes

    • @colbykanter2000
      @colbykanter2000 Před 8 lety +3

      When people review movies, they're forced to talk about the gems and flaws, but who really cares about problems with the script? Who cares about a weak storyline? If you enjoy the movie, that's all that counts. Share your negative thoughts somewhere else. I'm not saying you guys were HATING the movie. Still, it doesn't matter if Spectre isn't the best. It's still a good movie.

  • @AngryDeluxe
    @AngryDeluxe Před 4 lety +60

    Funny Bonds girlfriend is in the next film and looks like she doesn't die but is a cause for another problem lol.

    • @Ondr4H
      @Ondr4H Před 2 lety +3

      Well yes, but actually no...
      I cried a river...

    • @hollandfray4521
      @hollandfray4521 Před 2 lety +1

      That’s what they want you to think…that ending hurt

  • @milton7763
    @milton7763 Před 4 lety +26

    “This scene almost makes me want to see that stupid invisible car again”
    Come on! You can’t sin a scene for being unrealistic and meanwhile use such a preposterous metaphor. No-one, absolutely no-one wants to see that car again. Frankly, I think that’s why they made it invisible

  • @jessehopper8996
    @jessehopper8996 Před 7 lety +668

    M didnt need to crall over to the drivers side, he was driving.(right hand drive in England) +1 sin for you.

    • @benabad4186
      @benabad4186 Před 5 lety +34

      But still, the driver's side was pinned to the wall. He still would have needed to get out of the car and run down. What he could've done is hide in the back, but we don't see that.

    • @ThePoohat
      @ThePoohat Před 4 lety +13

      she didn't need to crall, but, she did need to crawl

    • @rucker69
      @rucker69 Před 4 lety +6

      And another sin for the shite audio editing just after that line.

    • @professionalprocrastinator8103
      @professionalprocrastinator8103 Před 4 lety +4

      @@ThePoohat He*

    • @ThePoohat
      @ThePoohat Před 4 lety +1

      @@professionalprocrastinator8103i don't even know who m is haha, james bond is trash

  • @RonBest
    @RonBest Před 7 lety +341

    11:13
    Previous four movies? this 5th movie?
    Casino Royale, Quantum of solace, Skyfall and Spectre. It's four movies not five.

    • @werewolfgundam1212
      @werewolfgundam1212 Před 5 lety +39

      I was looking for this comment to make sure i wasn't bugging

    • @cayden2744
      @cayden2744 Před 4 lety +7

      1 sin

    • @milton7763
      @milton7763 Před 4 lety +25

      I think you forgot The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

    • @maxw565
      @maxw565 Před 4 lety +1

      *ding*

    • @Modernww2fare
      @Modernww2fare Před 4 lety +4

      What Jeremy doesn't consider is that Craig's movies are not connected to all the pre-Casino Royale films

  • @ShiftingDrifter
    @ShiftingDrifter Před 6 lety +2

    The building didn't fall on Bond, 19th century construction was to connect brick and mortar rooms (no rebar back then) then attach a decorative and elaborate brick facade using cement. What you see falling towards Bond is the building's facade that broke loose by the explosion, then dropped a foot or two first before falling forward in one piece which was completely plausible. They still often break loose during earthquakes killing people.

  • @santicosaraus
    @santicosaraus Před 6 lety +1

    I think the Palazzo Cardenza scenes where planed by Blofeld telling everyone to meet without the ring (using other identification method) and the bodyguards to pay attention to the one that brings the ring, then they should let him in and after that the dramatic reveal because one of his guards has told him someone showed up using the ring as a mean of identification. That might explain it.

  • @maatiisan
    @maatiisan Před 7 lety +51

    9:36 She gets a solid table, full of glasses, kicked straight at her face at point blank range... but not a scratch on her, doesn't even get knocked out?

  • @vincentknight27
    @vincentknight27 Před 8 lety +50

    Yo just in case you read this @ CinemaSins
    I've seen some people suggesting that you should switch voices occasionally.
    DON'T. Jeremy has the most amazing voice and is perfect fit for this. So I just want to let you know that I (and I don't think I'm alone on this) DON'T want anyone else narrating.

    • @tysonromaniuk7674
      @tysonromaniuk7674 Před 8 lety

      hey cinema sins. bring on the folks from brand sins for a change

  • @InterGamingVideos
    @InterGamingVideos Před 6 lety +4

    Personally I think the fight between Bautista and Craig on the train was awesome, reminded me a lot of the fights against those old henchmen like Jaws and Odd Job. Also - Bautista plays a character named Hinx, not Odd Job.

  • @Jebusite100
    @Jebusite100 Před 3 lety +1

    Batista gouging the guys eyeballs out is an ode to Blade Runner. Remember that Batista was in Blade Runner 2049. In the first Blade Runner, Tyrell had his eyes gouged out by Roy Batty in the same way.

  • @DJTwitchify
    @DJTwitchify Před 7 lety +32

    "You were just a girl when I saw you first."
    "Au revoire, Shosanna!"
    LMMMFFAOOO.

  • @FirstPlace97
    @FirstPlace97 Před 8 lety +367

    But isn't this only the fourth movie?

    • @porterburkett819
      @porterburkett819 Před 8 lety +43

      Hahahahahahahahahaha

    • @ssj5shadowgohanx2
      @ssj5shadowgohanx2 Před 8 lety +13

      It is for this version of Bond

    • @FirstPlace97
      @FirstPlace97 Před 8 lety +43

      Ren Sent0ki so I sin CinemaSins for counting this as the 5th.

    • @ledolphinz3942
      @ledolphinz3942 Před 8 lety +28

      Let's see... Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace, Skyfall, and Spectre. yep, the fourth.

    • @singingchef23
      @singingchef23 Před 8 lety +7

      The 4 Craig films set up You Only Live Twice when Blofeld was originally introduced to us. Therefore it's the 5th film

  • @infernoreviews2529
    @infernoreviews2529 Před 5 lety +1

    I guess watching movies with you isn't a lot of fun.
    Love to watch your videos after I enjoyed em at least once 😂

  • @johngraves2417
    @johngraves2417 Před 4 lety +4

    Plot had major issues, agreed. This movie was the most entertaining to watch as far as scene-to-scene goes. It's one you can watch over and over just because it goes everywhere and each piece is shot well and looks great. It's one you have on in the background at a party to show off your tv sort of film. But yes, I wish they had made it look good and make sense too.

  • @morkofork
    @morkofork Před 8 lety +17

    M cimbed out of the passenger side door, we drive on the left in the UK.

  • @lolnah1331
    @lolnah1331 Před 8 lety +15

    You forgot the part where bond just decides to not have memory loss at the end of the torture scene.

    • @Barzins1
      @Barzins1 Před 8 lety +10

      Bond's memory of women is in his genitalia.

  • @mrherven3767
    @mrherven3767 Před 2 lety +2

    13:11
    Now that’s an editing sin

  • @LaviniaEllerton
    @LaviniaEllerton Před 3 lety +2

    6:59 In the clip right before this, Hinx is shown to be looking at Bond through the windows so it would make sense that he would've also seen Bond interacting with Q.

  • @jamesschuur2801
    @jamesschuur2801 Před 7 lety +54

    You missed a cinema sin: when Bond's bones was drilled into it should have causes massive swelling.

  • @jamesmcgrath1952
    @jamesmcgrath1952 Před 7 lety +300

    Oh come on here. How can you not call BS on Bond shooting down a helicopter with a .32 acp PPK?

    • @StevenL00
      @StevenL00 Před 7 lety +3

      While he might have had a better shot with the sig sauer

    • @tlshortyshorty5810
      @tlshortyshorty5810 Před 7 lety

      It's probably chambered in .380. Happy? Plus, he was using the Sig Sauer P226 9mm before he ran out of ammunition.

    • @StevenL00
      @StevenL00 Před 7 lety +9

      Shorty Shorty Just look at that distance, you know it can't happen, definitely not with a ppk

    • @tlshortyshorty5810
      @tlshortyshorty5810 Před 7 lety

      okay, maybe.

    • @sasakihiroshi1
      @sasakihiroshi1 Před 7 lety

      exactly

  • @MostcallmeTim
    @MostcallmeTim Před 6 lety

    That 2 min opening shot is 1. All in one take and 2. cinematic gold!

  • @josecarlosamador
    @josecarlosamador Před 2 lety +4

    I still enjoyed it a lot. It brings back a lot of classical elements that other movies, like Skyfall, deliberately trew out of the window.

  • @MTsteelMT
    @MTsteelMT Před 8 lety +109

    1:27 If you knew what spectre meant, you would know it's not an octopus ring

    • @BankaHok15
      @BankaHok15 Před 8 lety +2

      So?? Still don't make it less sucks

    • @MTsteelMT
      @MTsteelMT Před 8 lety +22

      +Problem Mo Still, CinemaSins could focus on the actual plot holes instead of unnoticeable shit like this.

    • @lilfizzhead
      @lilfizzhead Před 8 lety +63

      If it's not an octopus thing, then why does the opening credits music sequence feature an octopus wrapping its tentacles around every other thing in the opening credits music sequence?

    • @slamblamboozled1245
      @slamblamboozled1245 Před 8 lety +15

      What does it mean? Also the original spectre logo had 8 legs.

    • @3DiversionsDeep
      @3DiversionsDeep Před 8 lety +15

      That's not how CinemaSins works.

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow Před 8 lety +29

    "Bond doesnt leave DNA anywhere." Of course he doesnt, or else we'd see hundreds of James Bond Jrs running around by now. Or maybe all the current bonds are really James Bond Jr, James Bond III, James Bond IV....etc because Sean Connery Bond couldnt help shaking random womens martini's.

  • @gergocsere1177
    @gergocsere1177 Před 6 lety +1

    Actually there is a reference that the watch can explode. Earlier in the movie when Q gives Bond the watch, he says „the alarm is really loud“

  • @dregrant8262
    @dregrant8262 Před 2 lety +3

    11:07 "Why does this sound familiar?"
    Flashback: "It was me Barry ..."

  • @Top-tier-alpha
    @Top-tier-alpha Před 8 lety +143

    For the sin at 13:00 minutes, it is technically the passenger side not the driver side that M needs to crawl over since they are in the United Kingdom and drive on the left side lol

    • @brittianica
      @brittianica Před 8 lety +4

      +Spenser Selbo I THOUGHT THE SAME THING.

    • @Pete762
      @Pete762 Před 8 lety +3

      +Spenser Selbo ding

    • @caitlindunbar6697
      @caitlindunbar6697 Před 8 lety +2

      Uh...the wheel is on the RIGHT side of the car. Just saying.

    • @slamblamboozled1245
      @slamblamboozled1245 Před 8 lety

      Yes, the wheels on the right hand side. Spenser said that the UK drives on the left side, meaning the left side of the road.

    • @xavieredwards6156
      @xavieredwards6156 Před 7 lety +1

      Sam Lemke your correct as a British person I can back up that we drive on the left with the wheel on the right side of the car

  • @AndyMcKeeFanForLife
    @AndyMcKeeFanForLife Před 8 lety +11

    You forgot to sin Bond managing to take down a helicopter with a pistol at several hundred yards away. Most unbelievable part of the movie right there.

  • @mikevonkleist6767
    @mikevonkleist6767 Před 4 lety +4

    I know, we leave reality when we indulge in these fantastic screenplays and it's ridiculous but we're entertained. As you do it. Your videos are just as entertaining. Irony? Love watching them as much as the James Bond movies that you make fun of. Very clever. Well done.

  • @Tiger516funny
    @Tiger516funny Před 4 lety +4

    That reference to the Italian Job broke me.😂

  • @JaredShue
    @JaredShue Před 8 lety +15

    13:02 Its the UK so the M actually would have to climb over to the passenger side to get out. The driver side is against the wall. Love the videos guys, keep it up!!!

  • @_Master_Wolf
    @_Master_Wolf Před 8 lety +16

    Let's all agree that Martin Campbell (Casino Royale and Golden Eye) is the ideal Bond film director and needs to direct the next one.

    • @madhavjalagam8218
      @madhavjalagam8218 Před 8 lety +4

      I don't know man Skyfall was actually pretty good. And Spectre wasn't that bad.

    • @_Master_Wolf
      @_Master_Wolf Před 8 lety

      Madhav Aditya You're right, they were both only pretty good. But Golden Eye and Casino Royale were A+
      What do you prefer? XD

    • @andresblanco7257
      @andresblanco7257 Před 8 lety +2

      +Madhav Aditya skyfall is overrated

    • @High_Key
      @High_Key Před 8 lety +1

      +Silent Wolf MY TWO FAVORITE BOND FILMS!!! YESSSSS

    • @_Master_Wolf
      @_Master_Wolf Před 8 lety +1

      Daniel Lin MINE TOO MAN!

  • @evankupec8495
    @evankupec8495 Před 4 lety +8

    My cinema sins opening would have been
    “Sam Smith overdoes this song”
    *sin counter dings*

  • @diegoabche
    @diegoabche Před 6 lety +5

    Wait! nobody had addressed the fact he took down the chopper with a handgun from afar? I hated that so much!

  • @fite-4-ever876
    @fite-4-ever876 Před 8 lety +1704

    such a waste of Christoph waltz

    • @jasminethornwell4644
      @jasminethornwell4644 Před 8 lety +37

      Exactly! I was so excited that he was the villain, but he sucked.

    • @liltito1519
      @liltito1519 Před 7 lety +113

      He did good but obviously he is capable of much more, I guess directors didn't want a villain we'd like more then the Bond himself.

    • @egdapo
      @egdapo Před 7 lety +12

      Christoph Waltz tends to disagree... seeing as HE chose to be in the movie lol

    • @TehObLiVioUs
      @TehObLiVioUs Před 7 lety +32

      what if Quentin Tarantino made a bond film... damn.

    • @amandah.2688
      @amandah.2688 Před 7 lety +11

      Not convincing as a villain.. Rubbish casting..

  • @maxsonly
    @maxsonly Před 8 lety +52

    Such a big disappointment. Skyfall was way better than this.

    • @KyleGauntReviews
      @KyleGauntReviews Před 8 lety +3

      Couldn't agree with you more

    • @nublessed8993
      @nublessed8993 Před 8 lety +3

      +maxsonly AGREED! i had such high hopes but this film made no sense to me and was boring

  • @britz9418
    @britz9418 Před 6 lety +5

    The "title cards showing the names of the easily recognizable city" never bothered me untill I watched CinemaSins

  • @bidvision
    @bidvision Před 5 lety +3

    A DAY from London to Rome? Cinema Sins has never seen British traffic. ding!

  • @jpschumacher8543
    @jpschumacher8543 Před 8 lety +36

    Automatic screenwriting software. SAVAGE

  • @ebransc09
    @ebransc09 Před 8 lety +281

    You skipped taking down a helicopter with a handgun???

    • @kat-kalamity
      @kat-kalamity Před 5 lety +18

      How dare he. Also I'd give at least 20 sins for the freaking couch.

    • @nicolas2419
      @nicolas2419 Před 5 lety +2

      And they skipped also killing a bad guy with several barrels of beer...

    • @kat-kalamity
      @kat-kalamity Před 5 lety +5

      @@matthewdavidjarvis6039
      Ok... you know your shit so good point xD no complaints

    • @eltoro747
      @eltoro747 Před 4 lety +3

      @@matthewdavidjarvis6039 Well, first of all Bond is on a moving vehicle that bounces on the waves, trying to shoot a moving target, so even hitting the helicopter (not the engine, I mean even hitting any part of the helicopter) would be the luckiest shot ever in the history of shhoting. Second he is using a Walther PPK which has a pretty short barrel and actually uses a relatively weak cartridge - even ig we assume that Bond has some super bullets the barrels is way too short. So the effective range would be less than 50 meters and even if it hit its target wouldn't have enough power to penetrate the fuselage, even if we assume it is some special MI6 round designed by Q. :)

  • @alexcooke4856
    @alexcooke4856 Před 6 lety +3

    Sin 130 and 131 are so contradictory it's hilarious. 130 is "Why doesn't Blofeld stay behind to make sure Bond dies? Sin!" and 131 is "How does Blofeld know where Bond is going to be so he can shine a search light on him? Sin!" If he stayed behind to shine the light, HE STAYED BEHIND, meaning 130 isn't even a sin

  • @FroddeB
    @FroddeB Před 4 lety +3

    3:20 and 3:52 makes perfectly sense though. This organization is so secretive that even their own officials are kept secret from anyone outside the organization, even the common security folks don't get to know anything because of its secrecy. Also Franz knew that James would be there, he got access to a lot private security cameras, phones, etc. and followed James ever since he tracked down and killed the guy in Mexico. Franz was prepared for James to come.

  • @MrDready77
    @MrDready77 Před 8 lety +157

    I was expecting The force awakens today... probably next time?

    • @3121ization
      @3121ization Před 8 lety

      I don't think until all of them are out

    • @marlongerke6618
      @marlongerke6618 Před 8 lety

      Agree

    • @8maxthemax8
      @8maxthemax8 Před 8 lety +1

      +MrDready77 The next one is probably going to be a kid's movie. Hype!

    • @Olibro_64
      @Olibro_64 Před 8 lety

      +MrDready77 I hope Jeremy and Chris wait until rouge one to release it,

    • @ChrisChoi123
      @ChrisChoi123 Před 8 lety

      +MrDready77 They're american, so today would be 4/5. Wait next month so it can be 5/4 so it is May the Fourth.

  • @bladervinay
    @bladervinay Před 8 lety +11

    'I heard a name in Mexico, a pale king' Oh, you mean Michael Jackson Ha ha ha I wasn't ready for that LMAO

  • @kevinw712
    @kevinw712 Před 4 lety +3

    I would've thought this movie would've learned from Star Trek Into Darkness' mistake. EVERYONE knew that Benedict Cumberbatch was going to be playing Kahn, yet they kept up the ruse that he was someone else. JJ Abrams later admitted it was the wrong move to try and still be so secretive about that for so long. And here in Spectre, EVERYONE knew that Christoph Walz was going to be playing Blofield, but they kept denying that all the way up til release.

  • @icantranch9398
    @icantranch9398 Před 6 lety

    0:55 I loved the way you said "couch"

  • @eonsislept207
    @eonsislept207 Před 8 lety +14

    Sam Mendes and Daniel Craig are just phoning this shit in. It's sad, really.

  • @Kiraboshi128
    @Kiraboshi128 Před 8 lety +15

    4:49 The Nine Eyes exist and are a blatant reference to Snowden.
    Also I'm amazed at how this movie is similar to Captain America 2. A conspiring organisation run by a German criminal mastermind infiltrates government security and uses mass surveillance to basically run the world. Did I mention Spectre and Hydra both use an octopus?

    • @UncleMikeNJ
      @UncleMikeNJ Před 8 lety

      +Kiraboshi128 SPECTRE made its debut in the books before HYDRA made its debut in the comic books. The Red Skull (Captain America's nemesis) existed before James Bond and SPECTRE (or SMERSH, for that matter), but HYDRA did not.
      Stan Lee is always accusing people of ripping off his characters (he thinks Darth Vader is a ripoff of Doctor Doom, not knowing George Lucas' Asian obsession), but he's as bad as anyone (the Avengers ripped off the Justice League, Spider-Man and Daredevil both ripped off Batman, the Kingpin ripped off Lex Luthor, the X-Men ripped off the Doom Patrol, and so on).

    • @Kiraboshi128
      @Kiraboshi128 Před 8 lety +2

      Don't get me wrong, I'm a first-hour James Bond fan and I would never say Fleming copied Stan Lee. I'm not pointing the organisation itself, but rather how the movie handled its plot. I'm just saying they could have introduced SPECTRE without resorting to the exact same plot device Marvel used in Cap 2.
      I'm also quite bothered to see the Snowden case becoming a convenient gimmick rather than a real opportunity to raise awareness on mass surveillance and its consequences.

    • @nooctip
      @nooctip Před 8 lety +1

      +UncleMikeNJ The Red Skull was only involved with Hydra in the movies. In the comics it was always founded and led by Baron Wolfgang Von Strucker.Also Blofield in the books was born in Germany to a Polish father and a Greek mother. None of which has anything to do with the similarities of the movies, but I'm pointing it out because I feel like it.

    • @danbuckig4564
      @danbuckig4564 Před 6 lety

      just so you guys know, it's a ghost not an octopus

  • @donaldo85
    @donaldo85 Před 4 lety +4

    15:07 based on the trailer for No Time to Die... she's back AND idk if those are the only 2 options.

  • @aikamsihra6887
    @aikamsihra6887 Před 2 lety +1

    It's not a half ass attempt at tying all the villains together, spectre has been in existence for a long time before the Craig bond era

  • @callmeinstead
    @callmeinstead Před 8 lety +340

    wait... I'm pretty sure this is the 4th Daniel Craig Bond movie... DING

  • @RGS_1520
    @RGS_1520 Před 8 lety +14

    "Everything Wrong with Spectre in 16 MInutes or Less"
    "MInutes"
    "MI-nutes" "MI-6"
    I see what you did there.

    • @petergriff97
      @petergriff97 Před 8 lety

      +RGS how does nutes mean 6?

    • @RGS_1520
      @RGS_1520 Před 8 lety

      +Peter Griffiths ....did I ever say that nutes meant six? I was deconstructing the sentence

    • @petergriff97
      @petergriff97 Před 8 lety

      Fair enough. I thought your jump from MInutes to MI-6 implied it.

    • @brycewalker3726
      @brycewalker3726 Před 8 lety

      +Peter Griffiths Or "Everything wrong with spectre in 16 minutes or less"
      M-inutes
      16
      M16
      MI6

    • @brycewalker3726
      @brycewalker3726 Před 8 lety

      +Peter Griffiths Or "Everything wrong with spectre in 16 minutes or less"
      M-inutes
      16
      M16
      MI6

  • @pikalga82
    @pikalga82 Před 5 lety

    12:20 it's good that the chair that James was strapped into unlocked itself like it was designed to instead of keeping him there...

  • @sxaviaw
    @sxaviaw Před 6 lety +6

    Lol! "The Fast and the Spectrious: Romero Drift" Still dying! Lmao!

  • @Crowley9
    @Crowley9 Před 8 lety +169

    Sin #67: Apparently that is not an analysis of DNA traces on the ring, but the ring contains reidite (an extremely rare mineral only discovered in a handful of meteorite impact sites) and it's cross-referencing that with toxicology reports containing reidite. Which admittedly raises a load of other questions, such as why the toxicology reports would list that or how these people got it in their bloodstream just from occasionally wearing a ring containing it.

    • @AurynTwo
      @AurynTwo Před 8 lety +13

      +Crowley9 and who fucking build a ring with meteorites :p

    • @HuyV
      @HuyV Před 6 lety +8

      I am planning to do that actually. There's a nice instructible. Google it.

    • @amitabhakusari2304
      @amitabhakusari2304 Před 6 lety +4

      Magic forensics

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 Před 6 lety +1

      Aren't they done with this stupid Bond shit yet? God damn these movies are dumb. Who is paying for this shit?

  • @ceedubya4634
    @ceedubya4634 Před 8 lety +15

    Honestly, I quit when you guys skipped over how creepy it was that Bond seduced Berlusconni or whatever her name is on the same day as her husband's funeral.
    Talk about a god damn sin.

    • @oompie815
      @oompie815 Před 8 lety +6

      Berlusconi?? Hahahahahahahahahah
      Her name is Monica Belucci.

    • @TheGuruStud
      @TheGuruStud Před 8 lety

      +RP close enough LOL

  • @RidgeR5
    @RidgeR5 Před 5 lety +1

    You forgot to sin emergency services arriving to the scene of a helicopter crash and instead of going to rescue the passengers, just setting up barricades at the end of the bridge and watching it burn.

  • @Icanfigureitoutintime
    @Icanfigureitoutintime Před 4 lety

    I normally enjoy your videos. But I've just realized that these are of a young man that just hasn't lived enough to fully appreciate better movies. Cheers

    • @johns5638
      @johns5638 Před 4 lety

      Well, if true, at least he now has the money to live enough.