Google Translated Song Lyrics

CALCIUM
MERCH: soothouse.bigcartel.com/
=====THE GANG=====
Wilbur: / wilbursoot
Charlie: / @charliedoesstuff
George: / sootgeorge
David: / sootdavid
Jack: / sootjack
Dan: / sootdaan
Matt: / sootmatt
Rhianna: / sootrhianna
=====THE MEDIA=====
Music: incompetech.com/
Discord: / discord
Patreon: / soothouse
Twitter: / housesoot
Twitch: / soothouse

"Judas, do not make it bad."
-Jesus

[@pawekopytek7596]

Good advice. Bit late.

[@theguythatasked6400]

But he make it bad anyways

[@pawekopytek7596]

@@theguythatasked6400 So it is written...

[@kkronkk]

You need more recognition

[@RF-mc8cx]

This is made funnier by the fact that my name in my friend's contacts is Judas.

[@Northflowo]

We demand a part two

[@ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782]

WHY ARE YOU HERE

[@Northflowo]

Needed a laugh to start my day

[@ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782]

oh my god it's alive

[@sno-pyon]

Indeed. Also hi lol

[@fernleaf1158]

today on CZcamsrs I Didn't Know Liked The Same Content As Me

[@nautilussreal]

“She has lived a long time. Must be stopped”
It’s not a mistranslation, it’s a prophecy

[@Japonesbello]

Yeah.

[@Puffled_Thomas]

F

[@HunterShows]

If Google translate demands that the queen must be stopped, who am I to question that?

[@charlotte_sometimes_]

The queen

[@BlindStarLily]

Am I the only one who’s tempted to go through this whole video and find the lyrics like that, compile them into a book and call it the new Ten Commandments?
Like, try and tell me that half of these don’t sound like they belong in either the Bibl or some Ancient Greek/Roman texts

[@notcool4801]

Boomer humor: I hate my wife
Millenial humor: I hate my life
Gen Z humor: *Get out of my fucking cage.*

[@joannamysluk8623]

Oh hey, you're that person from the Vocaloid fandom.

[@fennyfoxy3435]

*SCARCITY, CONFUSION NA I'IKUKU*

[@Crystalkitzoku]

*helmet.*

[@darthmauve]

b a b y, h e l m e t b a b y

[@1SKRAAC1D]

I NF A N T

[@jekyllgottahyde45]

“I thought I was my own son.”
Don’t do drugs kids

[@MatthewsStopMotions]

🥵

[@akkoiaane]

Drugs do don't kids

[@berserker3414]

''i'm my own mother''
-Steven Universe

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

@@seancasey6472 gran do be looking kinda fresh tho

[@redpalkia0682]

A sugar sponge will help you to get off drugs.
(If you don't know what I am talking about, check out Translator Fails' google translated mary poppins video.)

[@wynonaa.980]

"fluttershy"
*_"A H A H A H A H A H A"_*

[@imnotfuckingusingthisaccou2574]

Stfu filthy weeb

[@bmhater1283]

@@imnotfuckingusingthisaccou2574 I'm a weeb lmao get some ya mong

[@berserker3414]

@@imnotfuckingusingthisaccou2574 someone got sand stuck up in their vagina

[@Ajay-dy3xw]

@@imnotfuckingusingthisaccou2574 stfu normie

[@bmhater1283]

@David Kim Because I have some disorder lmfao, I am a unpopular and hated version of Justin Y

[@randomlafourche]

"She has lived a long time. Must be stopped"
I can't

[@edizz1677]

i cant when i finally can cut the heads of furries off their body 😭😭💀💀

[@wilsonedwards8900]

Well shit

[@amimm7776]

And now neither can the queen

[@randomlafourche]

@@amimm7776 FOUL LOL

[@katherinedulin8706]

This did not age well.

[@RosslerYT]

I need a mug with the words “I’m so sorry, I’m dry.” On it.

[@c0r3k1d3]

But it has to be printed on the inside bottom so you only see the sacred texts when they're true

[@hesmybabyflx]

@@c0r3k1d3 YOU'RE GENIUS

[@katanaquits5255]

“Like baby, helmet, baby, oh”
*im on the floor hyperventilating*

[@Quackadoodleoodle]

*Same.*

[@meatytofu45]

Same

[@denofsouls9564]

Same

[@maximumphlegm]

same

[@mrbypass1872]

Same

[@purplehaze2358]

“Come on, fuck my car”
Is that how you can have a helmet as a baby?

[@macrebel8068]

They do it while having the car in their upper belt

[@samuelpinder1215]

This comment is underrated

[@JohnTheDwayneDingleton420]

Damn Doctor Bright be findin the funny even though he stuck in some lab someherr

[@wozaow]

i thought you of all people would know that, dr bright

[@yeaaaaaaaaaaahff]

@@macrebel8068
It's really easy, simply put your so called "banana" in the exhaust tip. Bonus points if your car has two exhausts.
this is just one of many simple tips to "rev up your engines"

[@NetzDotCom]

Playlist:
0:37 - My Name? (by Refunding Neminemo)
2:27 - I’m Dry (by Teller Bright)
3:46 - Helmet (by Justine Beaver)
5:14 - Now He Gathered His Harvest, Ms. Bright. (by Murderers)
6:14 - Python (by Nikky Mina)
7:38 - Judas (by Beatless)
8:48 - Now Protects The Queen (The King) (OK Britain’s National Anthem)
9:19 - Calcium Dream (by Grey Cool Chilling Chemicals)
10:45 - My Little Horse (theme from “My Little Scarcity: Confusion Na N’ikuku”)

[@l.pietrobon3925]

Truly the most banger playlist of all time

[@matthewhunter2443]

I think you mean “theme from mehri al-saghir: confusion na n’ikuku

[@saltedbutter1158]

helmet looks like a minecraft song

[@divyde_]

At 7:38 its hey judas I don't care it was a ton of time ago

[@Stoved55]

PYTHON GOT ME DEAD

[@cerinthe802]

"I am sorry, I'm dry."
Every woman at some point in time.

[@dietmilk2676]

Thats what they tell me when i ask them if theyre single

[@lucian8428]

*F*

[@indolent_canadian1759]

@@dietmilk2676 f

[@aliveslice]

So that's why Taylor can't keep a date.

[@lowlink534]

I do not give a hell, god has plunged me into this world!
Seriously though, this girl I met would tell me to shove it in anyway, then she would moan like crazy and cum, women can be pretty nuts

[@734mjidn]

*_NOW HE GATHERED HIS HARVEST_*

[@evanallaire2829]

And
Neon specifically the third person present of be the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet really chemical element with symbol ne and atomic number 10, which definitely the third person present of be quite significant. It really the third person present of be the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet for all intents and purposes noble gas, or so they kind of thought. Neon essentially the third person present of be the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet colorless, odorless, inert monatomic gas under sort of standard conditions, with about two-thirds the density of air, demonstrating that neon for the most part the third person present of be the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet generally chemical element with symbol ne and atomic number 10 in the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet subtle way. It specifically was discovered (along with krypton and xenon) in 1898 as one of the three very residual rare inert elements remaining in basically dry air, after nitrogen, oxygen, argon and carbon dioxide particularly were removed, for all intents and purposes further showing how neon for all intents and purposes the third person present of be the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet particularly chemical element with symbol ne and atomic number 10, really contrary to popular belief.

[@thingsnstuff7526]

Evan Allaire a true i n t e l l e c t u a l

[@lolstuffenjoy9880]

This is let it go
At night the snow is white
It can't be dealt with
A separate kingdom
I was a queen
Wind is such a storm
I couldn't keep it, I tried to know the sky
Don't let them see
You always have to be a good girl
Hide, no, please let us know
You know
Relax
I can't hesitate
Relax
Change and close the door
I don't care what they say
fury
Not a problem
Relax
I can't hesitate
Relax
Change and close the door
Go (go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go)
release
release
release
It's as beautiful as it seems to be small
I'm afraid if they don't get to me
I can take the time to find out what I can do
Test and break the border
Without any reason, it's not bad, my law
I am free
Relax
I'm wind and air
Relax
You won't cry
I'm here to stop
fury
My energy is in the country
My soul understands the warmth of the atmosphere
The idea is like ice cream
I've never been in the past
release
Not a problem
Relax
I get up at dawn
Relax
Perfect woman
I'm here this afternoon
fury

[@vonnettastarks9762]

*lEt Me gO i CaN nOt KiLl Me*

[@sandyman3070]

“I do not give a hell, god plunged me into the world” is my new motto

[@irishuisman1450]

That’s just a whole mood xD

[@Ratburger_]

This is going into my list of possible year book quotes if I get to the end of this year-

[@srinathsrikanth3212]

Same.

[@sage1613]

as your 666th like, i gotta say. tis a fine motto

[@AsymptoteInverse]

I think I'm going with "Get out of my fucking cage!"

[@notahouse2008]

This rendition of "God Save the Queen" is quite horrifying 3 days after her death

[@justaeditor9043]

it knew

[@aclonymous]

@@justaeditor9043 what, it knew that the queen was going to die? like the common concensus was that she was invincible and only google translate knew of her mortality?

[@justaeditor9043]

@@aclonymous Listen it was a joke. The fact you “needed” to get all rude is just purely idiotic.

[@mudasbeats]

@@aclonymous🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@eddyaoi]

there wasn’t happy nor hamburgers 😢

[@willp2906]

Not to be that guy, but Mehri al-Saghir seems to be just "My Little Pony" in Arabic written in Latin characters, Mehri being my horse and al-Saghir ascribing the quality of little to the horse. No clue in hell how that managed to survive in that form at least through being translated between two forms of Chinese and Azerbaijani though.

[@1SKRAAC1D]

interesting

[@greatarchitect]

No it's just Arabic as far as I can tell

[@pundertalefan4391]

Interesting.

[@patch2932]

11:14
Yes, my favorite ponies:
*Scarcity, Confusion, and of course, Na N'ikuku*

[@calliecorn]

You forgot *A Nighttime glow*

[@semi-automaticdooropened9007]

I love mehri al-saghir

[@calliecorn]

@@semi-automaticdooropened9007 same :)

[@patch2932]

God forbid we forget *A Nighttime glow.*

[@jeremiahjohns5258]

Bronnies have corrupted the my little pony universe and they've now become demonic steeds on par with the mounts of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

[@MagisterialVoyager]

"I thought I was my own son." ... What kind of plot twist is this??? LMAO.

[@djraptorthetrashraptor7701]

It's your local anime plot.

[@sunflowerthebunbunbunny]

Ada K. - it’s amazing

[@DZ-1987]

The Raptor may say its local.
But he lies.

[@timhocking529]

M Night Shamalam

[@matthewhughes1116]

*ALABAMA INTENSIFIES*

[@ThatGuyOverThere01]

“She has lived a long time. Must be stopped.” This hasn’t aged well. 😅

[@Vanilla3609]

💀

[@alucarda4357]

It aged perfectly

[@stakuga0519]

@@alucarda4357 Just like the Queen

[@pundertalefan4391]

OOF.

[@pundertalefan4391]

​@@stakuga0519Oh no.

[@puppetseducer]

I fricking died
*Magic initiates the sequence*
_Do you know you all belong to me_

[@agent_9110]

*(Mehri al-Saghir)*

[@sagturner1792]

I tried singing it. It sounded fine actually. I think that the Gen 5 should have this as the theme song.

[@rhysrhysrhys_]

rest in peace

[@puppetseducer]

@@rhysrhysrhys_ lol

[@thebestindividual]

@@sagturner1792
say that when it’s on your last pokemon

[@skimaskrick]

M E H R I A L - S A G H I R

[@boombam9611]

Y O U A L L B E L O N G T O M E

[@boombam9611]

the song sounds like a corrupted song trying to send a forgotten message

[@roylandmaines299]

It's a bad grammar way of saying my Little pony in Arabic.

[@boombam9611]

What does mehri al-saghir mean

[@roylandmaines299]

@@boombam9611 like I said, it means my Little pony.
Mehri = my pony
As-saghir = the little

[@avii331]

Shady wait a minute ‘‘this is my daughter’s daughter
Shady: *I do not give a hell, God has plunged me into the world*

[@quamaii]

Best part is, it's not that far off from the original.

[@user-fl5jk9or1s]

999 likes ;)

[@TheNumberOneSilly]

@@quamaii true mate lol

[@maximumphlegm]

LmaO

[@vn9574]

@@quamaii it is, granddaughter and girlfriend do not match

[@Mel0nCake404]

"Unless you get a buns, my python won't ask for any more."
What a nice python

[@mysterymastermind175]

That python has good manners

[@deathvideogame]

The three horsemen of the apocalypse.
Scarcity
Confusion
Na n’ikuku

[@tenyearoldzombieasskicker]

my children, shake off, *_AND THE SHAKE, I HAVE RISEN_*
*_AND THE SHAKING HAS FALLEN_*
im so sorry, im dry

[@jenniprice3148]

XD

[@chrisjt86]

Sounds biblical, doesn't it?

[@WingItMan217]

chrisjt86 what do you mean? Of course this is in the Bible. Peep the book of Luke

[@chrisjt86]

@@WingItMan217 How many times was your Bible translated in Google?

[@WingItMan217]

chrisjt86 ... about 6

[@WholesomeLad]

1. Write an essay
2. Translate it 20 times
3. Turn it in
A+

[@hypocriticalsatire3966]

How to make an artsy poem

[@airmaria103]

Ziggy :o I'm sorry but I read your comment with his voice for some reason..

[@RiiFT]

Or better yet:
1. Find an essay for your topic online.
2. Translate it 20 times.
3. Turn it in. = profit

[@mable6143]

Its 4am, my dad's asleep, I am crying while trying to hold back laughter THE MLP ONE I CAN'T-

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

confusion na n’ikuku

[@Ash-lm1dw]

I’m currently in that situation and I bursted my eardrums when holding it jn

[@neth7826]

mehri AL *SAGHIR*

[@1SKRAAC1D]

My small horse

[@elibelli248]

"She has lived a long time. Must be stopped" a prophecy in disguise

[@voidcritter2334]

“I have risen, and the shaking has fallen”
-Taylor Swift

[@vocaberri]

The new Star Wars movie looks great!

[@leleled6467]

I'm so sorry, I'm dry

[@jemangerrit1747]

Very poetic

[@hgdellinger]

Big Nightvale energy on this one

[@somedude6833]

-Taylor Swift, The Prophet

[@charlotte_sometimes_]

*aggressively trying not to laugh as my parents sleep*

[@wll4100]

Trying that right now...It's tough

[@zethcader6478]

*Also attempting this complex task*

[@kirbmeister_]

Yes

[@bleddynwolf8463]

exactly

[@alexmacdonald1589]

ME RN

[@jasonsieffert7394]

“She has lived a long time, must be stopped”.
I’m sad to say I immediately thought about this when I heard the news.
RIP Queen Elizabeth II 1926-2022.

[@greatarchitect]

Fucking hell 1926

[@genology9675]

"She has lived a long time. Must be stopped."
that sure aged well

[@crappyaccount]

"I'm so sorry, I am dry."
-Taylor Swift, 2018

[@zoophiliaphobic]

True

[@kashhenk958]

Inspirational words

[@michaelhice7636]

so that's why she has all those ex-es and break up songs?

[@bigw2743]

@@michaelhice7636 Hahaha. That joke is so old.

[@kyuwoo.]

When I try to get a girlfriend

[@internalforce]

Calcium dream
Calcium Dream
CALCIUM Dream
*CALCIUM DREAM*

[@glorbshlanky5041]

*jerk him of softly*

[@helenc1214]

*_C A L C I U M D R E A M_*

[@lostsouls1919]

@@glorbshlanky5041 DAMN you beat me to it :(

[@cashhhmere]

*First born monster*

[@scottpilgrimvsmywallet]

A true red hot chili peppers song, calcium dream.

[@doedoe491]

9:00 I’m watching this on the 8th of September 2022. Safe to say it hasn’t aged well.

[@Lawrie_had_sex_and_you_dont]

*Came back to this inactive channel due to remembering the twisted google translated AI predicted the Queen's death*

[@snail-teeth]

damn, i predicted a few years ago that the queen would never die ever. guess i was wrong :/

[@comiserif]

How did “Sharing kindness an easy feat” survive being translated like 12 times?

[@outbreakkitten7441]

idk

[@blue_kobolt1785]

I guess friendship really is magic.

[@SketchUT]

I didn’t know for too long that that’s what the lyric was and now the shows over

[@meepter1542]

Blue_Kobolt My Little Ponyyy…

[@catscroissants6816]

It could, but it wouldn’t be an easy feat.

[@jess8957]

When you tell her "I have a risen" but she hits you with the "I'm sorry, I'm dry"

[@Darvar-SM]

Jess Relatable tbh

[@LakeOfHorror]

Then some guy shows up screaming “*GET OUT OF MY FUCKING CAGE*”

[@f4t4l_fl4w]

Random mailman shows up like *DO YOU KNOW YOU ALL BELONG TO ME?*

[@rofisbacc2004]

Nice I wonder who was the 69th like

[@rofisbacc2004]

*GET OUT OF MY SHOE!!!!*

[@sehyunjun251]

God Save the Queen one aged really well

[@lunglesschest]

i remember passing out from laughing once because of the “baby helmet baby” part

[@eviegarciaaa]

My little pony: Rarity and Applejack
Google translate: SCARCITY, CONFUSION NA N'IKUKU

[@tubbyqueen]

ah yes, the honest one, CONFUSION NA N’IKUKU

[@mehzonite]

If my little pony has an anime opening

[@imnotfuckingusingthisaccou2574]

Doge Jr Stfu filthy weeb

[@hamstermelody4902]

Mark Penguin Nah

[@PineapplePen-vz8ph]

OMG ITS ON 777

[@yourneighborhoodmegalomaniac]

The skin is your feeding tube now
First-born monster
J e r k h i m o f f s o f t l y
Calcium Dream
CALCIUM DREAM
*CALCIUM DREAM*
*C A L C I U M D R E A M*
10:07

[@flamethedragon3524]

I was 100th like

[@Liloubaba]

Dream likes calcium now,apparently

[@backseatsurfer5005]

340th like

[@noranekonyaa5801]

I can't breathe

[@user-tf9hk4tq7v]

That's *exactly* how the song went.

[@foxplushgd]

This is a great pleasure to have a bowl of cereals
*(Fluttershy)*
11:27

[@foxplushgd]

i hate 3 month ago me

[@dogmudkips567]

@@foxplushgd I'm creamy.

[@thisaccounthasbeensuspended]

"she has lived a long time. must be stopped"
Now she's dead

[@Cosmik60]

That aged well

[@snail-teeth]

congrats on the first to comment this 🎉

[@toastysock]

"I'm sorry I am dry." Is a thing a lot of lads have heard.

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

But a lot of men have risen. LOL.

[@burnittime9222]

kaboom

[@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver]

Only because most men don't know how to touch a woman

[@daffiid]

Most men don't have *many leather bound books*

[@DontCryEJ]

@@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver well not always are women wet when their turn on. I mean, i got wet by a picture off a fucking tomato

[@j0JP]

" *_ＮＡＨＭ ＲＡＭ ＸＩ ＭＡＩ ＣＯＴＴＯＮ ＣＯＴＴＯ ＣＯＴＴＯＮ ＣＯＴＴＯＮ ＣＯＴＴＯＮ ＣＯＴＴＯＮ ＣＯＴＴＯＮ ＣＯＴＴＯＮ ＳＴＯＲＥ_* "

[@acericafort8836]

Ooooohhh 69 likes😩

[@misterdinner3648]

*M E H R I A L - S A G H I R*

[@TheIndogamer]

@@misterdinner3648 We belong to him.

[@dudeman4071]

8:58 Well the queen has been stopped now.

[@TheTraviesot]

The laughing at the my little horse segment is lengendary

[@dogwithabeard2612]

It’s like a fucking bomb

[@lewisneedham2168]

Mehri al Seghir

[@Ake-TL]

*NA NIK KUHUHU!*

[@JoshTRC]

i was not breathing

[@andrewolson3224]

Launch a rainbow

[@aiondeeco5175]

G O D H A S P L U N G E D M E I N T O T H E W O R L D

[@_Fornad]

turns out this is a great method of writing lyrics for metal

[@alfredalfer9166]

I don't give a hell.

[@D3__]

Well, she has been stopped.

[@fefek1]

I did this with all star.
Someone once told me that the world is dropping
I am not the sharpest tool on the blade
He looks crazy with his fingers and thumbs
L-shaped forehead
Years will pass and they will not stop
I changed the rules and let go of the land
There is no point in not experiencing joy
Your brain is getting smarter, but your head is lonely
There is a lot to do and see
So what's wrong with driving on the back roads?
You won't know if you don't go
It will only shine if it does not shine
Hello stars, start playing, go play
Hey, now you're a rock star, start a show, make money
And only gold sparkles
Just throwing a star will break its shape
It’s a good place and they say it’s getting colder
Now that you’re connected, wait until it’s over
But meteors are making a difference
Satellite image with aperture
The ice we glide on is getting thinner
Hot water and swim
My world is back, but how are you?
I really like it and I never get bored
Hello stars, start playing, go play
Hey, now you're a rock star, start a show, make money
Just sparkling gold
Just throwing a star will break its shape
Hello stars, start playing, go play
Hello, now you are a rock star, get a show, make money
And only gold sparkles
Just shoot the stars
Someone once asked: can money be left for gasoline?
I have to get out of this place
I said yes, it's a concept
I can use my own fuel
And we can all apply small changes
Years will pass and they will not stop
I changed the rules and let go of the land
There is no point in not experiencing joy
Your brain is getting smarter, but your head is lonely
There is a lot to do and see
So what's wrong with driving on the back roads?
You never know if you’re not going to go (go!)
It will only shine if it does not shine
Hello stars, start playing, go play
Hey, now you're a rock star, start a show, make money
And only gold sparkles
Just throwing a star will break its shape
And only gold sparkles
Just throwing a star will break its shape
Edit: holy crap I read this and it sounds like a song a song about a extrovert guy who gave his land to america because they wanted oil

[@wndiua7566]

L shaped forehead

[@matthewbowen5841]

@@wndiua7566 🤣

[@P1r4n]

“Your brain is getting smarter but your head is lonely” is actually really deep wtf

[@lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990]

This hurts to read, because, you know

[@GuyNamedBarry]

The Beatles : nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Google : *NAHM RAM XI MAI COTTON COTTON COTTON COTTON COTTON COTTON COTTON COTTON STORE*

[@not_that_creative6507]

Na na na(na na na na na na na

[@calmdownbuckaroo9019]

Hah-

[@saltyavocado1785]

My name is kide

[@merp9840]

original: "My Little Pony"
translate: *MEHRI AL-SAGHIR*

[@user-hn5ve5gk3e]

*_EaT mEaT_*

[@RandomGoldieStuff]

Household Cats: Coming out of my cage
Lions: GET OUT OF MY ****ING CAGE

[@elliottwashere]

GET OUTTA THERE

[@ghuttsmckenzie4269]

I'm playing Minecraft!

[@sabinastrash6813]

This is a mess

[@qsunn2185]

This is so true on so many levels

[@oio6879]

petition to make slim shady thick brighty

[@stachcraft]

*Apprehend her for the magic*
Looks like My Little Pony had been doing drugs.

[@DigitalPhoenix.]

“She has lived a long time. Must be stopped.” Hits different now

[@MM-ri7tg]

"You are all my very best friends!"
*you all belong to me*

[@TheIndogamer]

Lesson: Never befriend Mehri al Saghir

[@luco663]

*the skin is your feeding tube now*

[@narusena]

M E H R I A L S A G H I R

[@siegebrickstudios4828]

You all belong to me
_is this a threat_

[@bottlegang3187]

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

[@mouthdreams]

ᴰᵒ yᵒᵘ knᵒʷ ʸᵒᵘ aˡˡ bᵉˡᵒng ᵗᵒ ᵐeˀ

[@calliecorn]

*_Confusion na n'ikuku_*

[@wdinan]

oouowyoullelotom

[@icecrownpoint]

**Stingy has been detected**

[@neonrainbow9033]

The prof pic matches the statement.

[@dr.vikyll7466]

@GalactaCap Koopa Mehri Al-Saghir, Confusion na n'ikuku?

[@TheFreakEclipse]

We need to remind Wilbur of this so he can finish the Dream triumvirate: Normal Dream, Mexican Dream, and... CALCIUM DREAM

[@irishuisman1450]

YES

[@SUPERSONICGIRLIFY]

It could have almost worked if it translated as "Dream of Calcification". XD
A parody where they tell you to drink more milk.

[@serapheseraphim]

Ah, the new main character

[@parableCahoot249]

4

[@thatbadartist7906]

It’s just dreams skeleton.

[@u1timatezer040]

“Get out of the FUCKING cage”
Had me dead LMAOO
(Mr. Brightside is my favorite song 😂)

[@LukeTheLPSWolf]

"Baby, helmet, baby, baby"
- Justin Bieber

[@gothfennec]

infant, protective headwear, infant, infant

[@gothfennec]

Haider Fadhil goddamnit you beat me

[@jakey2430]

An underdeveloped adult, a item of use to prevent the event of damage to the cranium, an underdeveloped adult, an underdeveloped adult.

[@pentabitsmusic]

​@@jakey2430 A person that wants more food than yo mama. A thing that protects yo mama. A person that wants more food than yo mama. A person that wants more food than yo mama.

[@winterblox1]

An organism made from the womb of a female adult, a Physicalized formation of cells designed to protect an organism designed to calculate everyday tasks, An organism made from the womb of a female adult, An organism made from the womb of a female adult.

[@idontdeservesubs2637]

calcium dream
CALCIUM DREAM
*CALCIUM DREAM*

[@d.t.w1390]

*Spooky scary skeleton want to know your location*

[@W3Rn1ckz]

*C A L C I U M D R E A M ! ! !*

[@chiccornsstuff]

*_CALCIUM DREAM_*

[@fashionsoulsonlysouls5575]

*_CALCIUM DREAM CALCIUM DREAM CALCIUM DREAM CALCIUM DREAM_*

[@Mii.2.0]

I dream of calcium 💀

[@lunarheavens2819]

Even though this was posted 3 years ago, this stands still today as the only video that will continually make me laugh no matter how many times I watch it.

[@chitxra]

google: rarity and applejack
bing: SCARCITY, CONFUSION, NA N'IKUKU

[@backseatsurfer5005]

Lmao underated

[@amogmungus9403]

It's the other way around

[@Elias_Harrison]

*a y y o t h a t s o u n d s J a p a n e s e*

[@ArixCupio]

actually confused na n’ikuku is an entire name

[@excuseyou7198]

(Mehri al-Saghir)

[@jakeprior05yt85]

*Baby, helmet, baby, baby*

[@somsnosa]

@@Vermillion_XII because you can wear a baby as a hat

[@rottingsword]

hstql You made me burst out laughing and I spit out the ice I was chewing, ngl about being an ice chewer

[@somsnosa]

@@Vermillion_XII good choice

[@somsnosa]

@@Vermillion_XII but I prefer them stir fried

[@onearthonelegion]

I want a babyhelmet. I want a helmet made of babies.

[@firstlast-vv8yq]

Seems the queen was stopped now

[@emmaseshadri9288]

We can all agree that David laughing made this funnier and funnier

[@datdabdoe1417]

magic initiates the sequence
(MEHRI AL-SAGHIR)

[@DZ-1987]

Sounds like a chant that.
Willing to bet its a curse spell.

[@buozq2]

(Scarcity, Confusion na n'ikuku)

[@huggebugg3694]

DO YOU KNOW YOU ALL BELONG TO ME

[@buozq2]

*ok*

[@_Killkor]

My little Cthulhu: Eldritch is magic

[@LucDutra92]

"God saves us from that luxurious beauty
She has lived a long time. Must be stopped."
Ok, this got pretty dark.

[@benjaminfranke7286]

Luciano Garcia sounds like the actual queen

[@shadophaxx2401]

God: The queen must be stopped
[Happy charles noises]

[@waterwaifu612]

God has also plunged me into the world

[@pineappleofknowledge9299]

I died

[@keendall0985]

Send him victory happy and burgers

[@JungleShutterbug]

8:55 Wow, that aged well.

[@adhoccerswings]

8:55 who here after Elisabeth kicked the bucket

[@randomeevee6048]

Me 😭

[@greatarchitect]

Eh she was overdue anyway

[@connormcintyre26]

I do not give a hell
GOD HAS PLUNGED ME INTO THE WORLD

[@slplssgr]

I DO NOT GIVE A HELL

[@chiccornsstuff]

I DO NOT GIVE A PLUNGED

[@Justsomegamergamingandstuff]

@@slplssgr I'm going to use that IRL

[@dysperdotted]

i take hell.

[@theprotagonist915]

dymob. Shit nigga you hard

[@connor5053]

I still want that "yim yum" shirt

[@emma-qm2fx]

s a m e

[@shadylady2424]

Sameee

[@mintendo6744]

*whispers softly* yim yum

[@vonnie0_0]

8:55 Oh no...

[@Aurora_Animates]

monkaW

[@dinalijayasuriya3196]

Yep, didn't age well :/ (although I suppose it was inevitably going to age poorly at some point)

[@ChloePricesNumberOneSimp]

8:55 I'm going to hell because this is the first thing that came to my mind after hearing the news

[@jongensspelenspellen5471]

Do you know you all belong to me?
MEHRI AL-SAGHIR

[@cjohnson2916]

Seagull *MAGIC INITIATES THE SEQUENCE.*

[@nlootah1386]

Scarcity, confusion N A ' I K U K U

[@J-D03]

*APPREHEND HER FOR THE MAGIC*

[@axelmaldonado2642]

It is a great pleasure to have bowl of cereals.

[@aspiniou]

I'm howling at this

[@uppindown8466]

"I have risen, and the shaking has fallen." Bible verse 13, chapter 3.

[@ThornHailsnap]

Actually it goes chapters and then verses, like Revelation chapter 3, verse 13.

[@wozaow]

@@ThornHailsnap I’m so sorry, I’m dry.

[@ThornHailsnap]

@@wozaow It was late, I did not get my mind.

[@agathasapycmember6220]

@@wozaow hey do not be afraid, you went to get it

[@coolguy-du8gt]

@@agathasapycmember6220 baby, helmet, baby, baby,

[@yourmother1182]

Scarcity, Confusion and Na N'ikuku sound like some Polynesian demons or something.

[@cf5765]

The Queen has been stopped.

[@aelsaellie]

Whats making me laugh:
10%: Google Translate Lyrics
90%: *Soothouse laughing*

[@deadaccount3511]

Hello

[@deadaccount3511]

@@aelsaellie What?

[@aelsaellie]

@@deadaccount3511 delete comment now

[@ai-nq4bs]

*y e s*

[@ksugiarto9057]

h a h a h a h a h a h a

[@hdog9046]

The MLP theme sounds like a bunch of cultists are going to enslave the cast and force them to perform dark rituals.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Wait, are you talking about by default, or after being translated?

[@oopsallchromosomes8994]

@@jakespacepiratee3740 both

[@AmyAberrant]

I think they translated the names of the characters instead of just the song!

[@JohnnyD1986]

Judging by the lyrics, they use drug-laced cereal to either hypnotize recruits or open them to suggestion.

[@salute_pluto]

I need im doing this

[@uhlan30]

“I have risen, and the shaking has fallen” sounds super epic even though it doesn’t make any sense

[@AnythingButBecky1127]

*"I'm so sorry, I'm dry...."*
I died from being too dry (dry troat from laughing too hard))

[@chitxra]

i lost it at *_"I DO NOT GIVE A HELL, GOD HAS PLUNGED ME INTO THE WORLD"_*

[@theplayer12312]

i lost it at 11:13 and 11:26

[@theonewhoasked7305]

@@theplayer12312 what about 5:14

[@bumblingmoron865]

@@theplayer12312 i lost it at *MEHRI AL-SAGHIR*

[@senitech3128]

I lost it at the very beginning.

[@imissyou523]

@@theplayer12312 I lost it at “GET OUT OF MY FUCKING CAGE”

[@Mkhwlani]

11:44 actually “Mehri al-Saghir” means my little pony in Arabic

[@trashboxbobylev9900]

@@ThisIsNotMyRealSelf like Ace Attorney 6 witness.

[@butterskywalker8785]

I've never heard the english version but they both seem better than this hybrid

[@Mkhwlani]

Butter Skywalker i know right

[@runicpontsler808]

it sounds like a tyrant prince

[@Mkhwlani]

Local83 what do you mean?

[@kskerlake1284]

8:01 devious ahh laugh

[@rubenthekid6819]

C A L C I U M D R E A M

[@nabanildutta8798]

"Slim Shady has a basic head"
- Dr. Dre, from Slim's basement

[@damonminnix4660]

Nice reference there.

[@Paul_The_Writer]

Dre might have said this, but, dead men tell no tales.

[@mwbfan5270]

And Dr. Dre said - nothing you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, locked in my basement

[@Uranium_Lover]

"i thought I was my own son" I literally could not breathe holy shit

[@Brizzle427]

Same, its just how when he read it you could hear the point he got completley confused

[@I-Life_Is_Roblox-I]

"My children, shake off, and the shake, I Have Risen. AND THE SHAKING HAS FALLEN"

[@EvanJGMegson]

I am shaking I has fallen

[@ablancer3582]

_I am so sorry… I am dry._

[@dreamerfrostbite2066]

God has now finally saved us from that luxurious beauty.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Hey how’s it going?

[@randolfducanes1028]

Yeah

[@mountaindewbajablast4794]

we're finally free of the parasite in chief in her idiot hat

[@joshslater2426]

And now we’re all sad. Google translate killed the Queen. :(

[@plague8638]

"I thoughy you were my baby helmet" -Justin Bieber

[@jamesslick4790]

"Baby Helmet" is a good name for a band!

[@plague8638]

@@jamesslick4790 dont steal it

[@jamesslick4790]

@@plague8638 Don't worry, I won't.

[@thatoneguy9582]

Son Of Trex
baby
helmet
baby
baby

[@dwldjon]

GAY. BABY. JAIL.

[@dontwannadie7634]

*Scarcity, Confusion na n'ikuku*

[@joanhailey8969]

My Little Pony: Eldritch Invocations are Magic

[@holyshalomi909]

sounds like a dragon shout

[@timepixeI]

BEGIN THE LOUD SCREAMING

[@toaster9922]

everyone knows that *_C O N F U S I O N N A N ' I K U K U_* is the best MSH (My Small Horse) character.

[@catsungdae]

"baby, helmet, baby baby" gets me every time

[@videant2642]

"she has lived too long. must be stopped."
Good news, Google Translate!

[@Ensephio]

Google Translate knew it all along

[@felixromero851]

Nobody:
Girls when they see me: **I'm so sorry, I'm dry**

[@yagirlalyxx]

Dubu Dubu
OOOOFF

[@jakedavies778]

R/suicidebywords

[@Sugarian]

when a girl sees you they instantly go into a state of advanced dehydration

[@felixromero851]

@@Sugarian thanks. I'm going to use this as an insult to my brother when he gets older.

[@Zedzilliot]

@@Sugarian so theyre thirsty for him?

[@Shaper-bx9kb]

11:45
I love how it turns from
"Do you know you're all my very best friends"
To
*_DO You KnOw YoU ALL BeLONg to ME_*

[@cauratheeyelex5020]

*Mehri al-Saghir*

[@rayquazadinosaur3732]

Well, at least now we know that in some country, MLP's intro promotes slavery

[@TOH_Fan]

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

[@thebronywiking]

@@rayquazadinosaur3732 There was slavery in The Crystal Empire under King Sombra so there is that.

[@kid9448]

All your base belong to us

[@arian6346]

Brother has asthma and after watching this he has gone real quite, hes having some deep thinking moment
Edit: help he zoned out for 45 minutes without moving, he really likes it!

[@breadlord6698]

I think he's dead.

[@FreddyFen]

"She has lived a long time. Must be stopped"
Well, she is stopped now

[@endmymisery_]

*B A B Y H E L M E T B A B Y*

[@fishstx5897]

I am unsure if I can trust you

[@trashygrape2922]

Danganronpa gang

[@trashygrape2922]

rise up

[@P_araps]

@@trashygrape2922
no
sit the fuck back down now

[@macawesomebird3383]

Lavender language
_-Says the person with a Korekiyo profile picture-_

[@sirpsychosussy]

Two people in 1692: have a seizure
Massachusetts: 11:05

[@Nothing-1w3]

Best comment

[@DrywallMuncher_]

@@Nothing-1w3 ur name deserves a like

[@sab8620]

as a masshole, yes

[@samuelpinder1215]

Underrated comment

[@julianjet]

I’m crying