Sad Cringe
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- čas přidán 24. 04. 2019
- ewww that's sad
MERCH: soothouse.bigcartel.com/
=====THE GANG=====
Wilbur: / wilbursoot
Charlie: / @charliedoesstuff
George: / sootgeorge
David: / sootdavid
Jack: / sootjack
Dan: / sootdaan
Matt: / sootmatt
Rhianna: / sootrhianna
=====THE MEDIA=====
Music: incompetech.com/
Discord: / discord
Patreon: / soothouse
Twitter: / housesoot
Twitch: / soothouse
Intro:
/ @weirdfsh - Komedie
2017 Soothouse: Eat Pant
2019 Soothouse: *ToUcH fAnNy*
SootHouse: touch fanny
Me, an intellectual: perform physical contact with female human genitalia
See hat is next
2018: 9000 crocodiles
@@homestuckdubs it's over 9 thousands
2020 Eat Fanny
Omg he's CHEATING ON ME?!
A:Divorce
B: Touch Fanny
B
A: Commit not feel so good
B: Divorce Fanny
Radioactive Turtle
I choose C: ‘u’ ;> .n.
@@apollo4294 that's not how this works brochacho, it's a divorce or a fanny touch
🅱
I never want to hear the phrase "Do you Reddit bro?" ever again.
Edit: You're all such clever little comedians.
do you even 4chan dude
“Im a better redditor”
Redditor is an insult at this point
My soul returned into my body just to be torn out of it again after hearing that phrase
Now what adjective should I apply to people who use that phrase? I’ll use either “bullshit brained” or “alcohol blooded”
Imagine bragging about being a "Better Redditor" lol.
Peak wholesome 100 big chunges
@@sleepingonyourroof big keanu chungus fedora wholesome moment 100
Big chungus keanu reeves wholesome 100
@@heheboi1206 haha funni reddit moment
@@MrMeme2006 indeed
David: He's dying
Subtitles: He's fine
dyg
14 year old girls:
Bruh
Oh shit that's deep
@@tylerhughes4223 hotel:
Trivago
Sbeve 😥
"My iq is 3 points below genius"
"knock knock"
"come in"
czcams.com/video/YeEB8Kw3qAY/video.html this, just this
INT 20, WIS 3
Come in babe...
Yes, 3 points... 3 hundred maybe
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2:35 Imagine being this guy's child and finding this pic of your dad that was posted a little over 9 months, maybe a little less than a year before you were born, and coming to the realization that you were literally willed into existence by the sheer power of Facebook likes.
Imagine asking your dad "how did you and mommy decide to have me?" and instead of a cute story you get this picture
For that matter, imagine being a little kid who sees that picture and coming to the conclusion that Facebook is how babies are born
I find that oddly wholesome - discovering that thousands, possibly millions of people, wanted to you to exist. 💙
@@TheRealBelovianna But not your mom.
@@Mick_92 I would cry
7:08 *”I’m a better redditor XD”*
That’s like the most saddest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life...
I think it is ‘saddest’ or ‘most sad’. I don’t think you can have ‘most saddest’
@@a.s.j.g6229 Ok
*ex dee*
"I'm a better neckbeard"
XD
My daily routine:
-Eat pant
-Touch Fanny
-Go up bum of me friends ma
yim yum
Keep yer feet on tha ground
Mahīśāsaka you forgot to yim yam
-Press the goose button
what an absolute unit
"Dey chips ahoy Mama." 🍪
More likely Moma🍪
1:15
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Im not a native English speaker, can someone explain that one to me ?
@@cherryrook8684 it's a brand of cookies
10:10
At that point the person is pretending to not know what the joke is, there is no way they didn’t get it.
@@wamwamwam we all do
@scpwiki account but what are the chances.
@scpwiki account no it’s very much what chance is there that they are that kind of person? Stop liking your own comment.
@scpwiki account I think your incorrect, what I said is very much correct. Stop liking your own comments.
@scpwiki account I am still correct in asking what are the chances. Stop liking your own comments.
The fact that David says "Give him a minute, he's dying," but the text says "he's fine" makes it so much more funny to me, and I don't know why.
It's great lmao
Im pretty sure the "Knock, Knock" dude knows what the joke is going to be and is severely trying to avoid it
Diddy Kong Christ
I wouldn’t give him that kind of credit.
CGTS 457 but his IQ is 3 points less than genius level. He knows how jokes work.
Phirenor
Of course, I forgot.
What was the joke supposed to be? I'd never heard that one
@@veeisntcool it goes like this
1 -knock knock
2 -who's there?
1 -something retarded
2 -something retarded who?
1 -deez nuts, gotem
i had a girl say "please dont do this" after i asked her out
Ha. Loser.
-same though, I've asked a girl out,-
-she said maybe later-
OOF
You can’t be rejected if you don’t ask someone hahahahahaha
I’m lonely
@@gunyukwunny epic
GunYukWunny good plan
6:00 the guys name is lucas werner and hes constantly creeping on young/underage women. His profile has plent of cringe
I think I heard about him on the Kiwi Farms once.
I just checked and he belongs on the incel board
He looks like Drachenlord kinda
lucas weiner
he's been posting nothing but the n word and now he's making people youtube videos for money cause ig hes poor and homeless now.
i still can't get over "touch fanny" and i watched this vid the day it came out
Eat pant
Touch fanny
Touch pant
Eat fanny
Have you gotten over it
Same
It's such a bad deal compared to a few minutes' dishwashing too.
Can someone explain to me what happens in the act of touch fanny?
1979: we are going to have giant robots in the future!
2019: *T O U C H* *F A N N Y*
He said that right when I read this lmao
I just realised there's a character named Fanny in that old cartoon that was on YT where objects fought for an island.
MetreX You mean BFDI/BFDIA/BFB?
@@roselynplayz yes
giant robot
0:47 there's a response to this that got cropped out where someone says "every room is an escape room when he's in it"
I was going to post the same thing. What happened with that? o.O
Making fun of incels like that is not ok
@TERFs don't deserve basic rights, and why is it not ok to be an incel? It's not my own choice. You think all incels are the same. I might just be an mentacel but still celibate, i have anxiety which is likely why i have a mindset thinking nobody would ever want to have sex with me. 80% of males are incels. Not all are toxic and haters. I'm just like a normal person that nobody talks to because they have plenty of other people they already know about
Evenrik_22
kk
Evenrik_22 being a virgin is one thing and doesn't make you and incel, crafting your identity around that fact on the other hand is where problems arise. If a core part of your identity is the fact they you cant get laid, you are trapping yourself into a loop of
can't get laid -> obsess over it -> develop more negative feelings and attitudes toward women -> become less desirable to women because it's obvious you see them as potential candidates to lose your virginity to rather than human beings -> can't get laid -> obsess over it -> etc.
Ngl, Jack being so confident in the fact that he’s been rejected kinda makes me feel better about being rejected. Like, yeah. It hurts, but you’ll get better, and you’ll be able to confidently talk about it one day. Also, he’s incredibly thoughtful. Not many boys that I know understand that no means no. I know making fun of him was all good fun, but I felt like I had to say something cause he just genuinely seems so sweet.
@@haroldbalzac6894 The idiots at the local bar
amogos
Relationships are gross
@@toxic_shr00m bro are you 9? who tf just see's someone talking about relationships and is like "eW eAUgHh disgUSTING"
like do all parents just get divorced after having children, tf?
@@toxic_shr00m and so are you, grow up
that guy not understanding how knock knock jokes work literally made me want to jump off of a building. How can you get to any stage of adulthood and never hear a knock knock joke?
Probably not a native English speaker
@@photonicpizza1466 Or, the most likely thing, just incredibly idiotic and does not have an IQ 3 points below genius level
He might have figured she was gonna block him, and was wasting her time to get back at her.
His IQ is only three points from genius, after all.
Pretty sure he did understand how it worked, just enjoyed her getting mad over not being able to make the joke
That knock knock joke's been done to death, he's probably seen it before and knew where it was going
The Overwatch guy lives in the same city as me and he's such a creep. He posts about how he's at the optimal breeding age and that he needs a young but legal teenage girlfriend to create healthy offspring. He only added the "young but legal" thing after he got put on blast for making posts about trying to find a 16 year old to breed with, massive yikes.
Was looking for this comment
He’s so gross and I don’t even remember his name
Hopefully if he ever mated with another human, he would be so overwhelmed with the child support that he will no longer be here.
Just hopefully. Dude is creepy and vomit inviting enough from the video.
Holy fuck stay safe
*_breed_*
Gay Bowser Why breed? Don’t you mean... mate 👊😎🤙
"I'm a better redditor xD"
Never in my life have I ever wanted to find and kill someone this bad.
Joe Jester not even the knock knock guy?
Joe Jester walk into there room with a knife and whisper in there ear who’s the better redditor now “x...D”
Just tell them they'll never reach that reddit gold and they will die on their own.
E p I c
Is that because then they'd no longer be a better redditor than you?
"are you gonna keep harassing someone after they said no once you ask them out?"
I like the way Jack thinks
I was actually getting enraged at the knock knock part.
it was hilarious
I was screaming “JUST BLOCK HIM” 😂
@@xxIluvyouguysxx My mom told me to stop screaming cause of that
@@xxIluvyouguysxx blocking someone because they can't get a joke, wtf?
Roses are red
Kim Kardashian is my nanny
All jack want to do is
T O U C H F A N N Y
*t O U C H f a N N Y*
Please change ur pfp, it is not ok
Search up on google what a fanny is
Lol
If your nanny is kim Kardashian, I feel bad for you or more, I feel better about myself.
watching soothouse is like seeing your friends are having fun, but no one talks to you.
Alex Duck holy shit you’re so right
This comment depressed me on multiple levels
@@rarabunfunny3611 i understand you
Yeeeeee story of my life
I agree
Britain: America is too patriotic!
Also Britain: my kid's name is Britton
i do know a girl named america, we’re out here really living in the same country we’re named after✋🙄
Now we just need United and States to summon George Washington
@@linearmetroidvania888 you’ve forgotten Liberty and Justice
Pretty sure that post is american lol
The cookies were called cookies in the post so i dont think they were british.
They referenced Brexit here, and it took so long for it go through that this channel was done by the time it passed
@Oregano I am British and I have no fcking clue what went on if I'm totally honest, all I know is that we have finally left now. After the first couple of years you just start blocking it out.
@Oregano Utter hell. We had votes on whether or not to leave, which the results of changed a few times because they couldn't just stick to what the decision was at the first. We had the prime minister change inbetween because the first oe didn't one to leave the EU so poeple decided we needed someone who did. Loads of people disagreed on both sides, and it got to the point where most people hardly cared what we did as long as it happened, and quickly.
I don't mind at all, although I'd say I'm probably not the most up-to-date with all the current goings-on.
Oil... are you referring to petrol crisis?
A quick explanation is simply that the goverment is claiming that we are running out. There have been riots because of the shortage and the fact that the price is going up; people are worried that they won't be able to purchase it.
I think they're saying it's all due to the economy being ruined because of Covid & the quarantine.
@@rilla5058It sounds like how here in the States, our sitting president is using COVID and Ukraine as an excuse for the bullshit gas prices, and not the fact that he's been actively campaigning against domestic oil production for the sake of environmental activism, while simultaneously campaigning for an increased reliance on oil imports from OPEC states in the Middle East.
Still, he pats himself on the back and acts like the US is in a new golden age. Meanwhile I swipe my card at the gas pump, watch the numbers keep rising, and try not to fucking kill myself.
Dey chips ahoy mama is now one of my favourite lines ever heard
What the fuck is your profile picture
BLUR looks like the annoying orange giving head
*T O U C H F A N N Y*
*dey chips ahoy mama*
_dey cometh mama_
🥱👖
. Those sexual rewards are real low tier, what you need to do for cuddle time?
breath
Just cook and clean the kitchen. It says "anything you want" :/
to unlock the god tier cuddle time, you have to do everything on the list.
the ultimate godly cuddle time 😫
@Brupcat bruh, what's bad is that the man needs to be rewarded for doing basic shit around the house
the delivery of the knock knock jokes one just made it so much more funny, Wilbur souded so angry lmao
That’s because he was angry
The girl: knock knock
The guy: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
the knock knock joke convo was easily the most uncomfortable thing ive ever witnessed in my life
idk the guy coughing to death trying to read the last one was pretty bad too. it just ruined it.
I can't tell if he was fucking with her or just an idiot
(Though judging by that "My IQ is ___" comment, probably the latter)
@@darkshadowsx5949 shut up dude
It seems like something I would do on purpose to annoy the person telling the joke
@@th3rasave i mean, he might be a genius, for a vegetable
The sexual rewards thing is definitely sad bro imagine how sad that man is in that relationship.
given how simple the tasks were, they're both miserable
oHhHHhH i thought it was written by the wife... Yikes
No, he’s probably just can’t do home stuff without reward... so he’s an asshole :)
Oh yeah that’s definitely sad how he needs to be bribed with *T O U C H F A N N Y* to uh +reads notes+ pay attention to his own children.
Savage Shot Tbh it shouldn’t matter if either or both of them work, chores still need to be done in your own house and it shouldn’t be something you do to get a reward, because well, you live here. It’s for you and your partner and your kids’ comfort that you do it, so... it getting to the point where bribing and sexual favors need to be brought up is pretty bad either way.
I can't believe someone has to bribe their spouse with "sexual rewards" for doing things like cleaning your living space and taking care oF YOUR CROTCH GOBLINS
this is a month old but... CROTCH GOBLINS-
I also think it's sad that the wife is using intimacy as a bargaining chip. It's sad on both ends.
@@Skywreckdemon no the husband made the list I think
Fucking "CROTCH GOBLINS" killed me
@@wonderful_whiscash9534 Axie :O
I recommend always watching Soot house at 0.5 speed, it sounds like they're totally Hammered, makes the thing 10x more funnier
I’m trying this immediately
LOL
The guy who wouldn't/couldn't go along with the knock knock joke was so frustrating I almost had to get up and take a walk. The endless pet names and mentioning his IQ was also another 2 layers of cringe.
I am still fuming. I hope he was a douchebag troll or something or God help me
For the sake of my sanity i like to think he already heard that joke before so he was just fucking with her.
it was lovely
Not a tenth as cringe as trying to play a clever joke on shutting someone down. I laughed my ass off at that, it was total justice.
im fairly sure he had already heard this before and was just messing with her.
the one with the "Knock Knock" "Who's there" "You can't" and then he'd just go "Wdym sweetheart" had me banging my desk with rage
_What's wrong, sweetheart?_
I bet he was doing it on purpose. He probably has heard the joke before and was intentionally getting under her skin.
@@masterofadapting He was doing it to avoid being blocked
Xiphactinus Official I know. That’s kind of what I meant I think.
@@masterofadapting Oh. Your reply made it seem like he was just doing it to annoy him, which may be true as well
I had a friend that got rejected . He said I " I have feelings for you she says "I'm sorry for your loss"
Damn.
Thats rough buddy
@@fairerplayz4759 z u k o
the britton rose doll thing takes me back holy shit. i was in a facebook group dedicated to observing and studying the batshit doll roleplay community.
Wtf you're telling me that this never was a real kid?
I’ve been trying to figure out for years why that was sad cringe. It’s a fucking doll? And they roleplay with it? Is it just pretending to be his parent or something? Was it all satire or were they for real? I have so many questions.
@@Omnibushido-basically yeah, these are very realistic baby dolls, some people that have these have them because they're grieving the loss of an actual child, and some roleplay as if the doll was an actual baby. I think I read this specific person just did these pics for fun and wasn't like that irl but some of them genuinely are.
Truly a man with iq 3 points short of a genius.
He didn't fall for the "you can't who" shtick.
@Vapor 3 Points Short of Genius man: *exists*
W*men: *Terry Crews Odor Blocker commercial*
Nah, he has to be at least a genius
@Minwon Jang or he knows that? It's pretty popular and unfunny "joke"
@@xcmledder3420 in fairness, he was basically calling himself a genius, thats a sign you arent very smart. So I wouldn't put it above him to be genuinely that stupid. It's little signs like that that show he wasn't just doing his best to frustrate her.
More like iq 3 points.
11:20 “Give him a minute, he’s dying.” but the subtitles read “Give him a minute, He’s fine.” Lmao
Confuse the deaf ones.
I’m 14 and this is deep
It kinda makes sense, y'know? Like, "he'll get over it. He's fine."
5:43 every time, without fail, that wors*eeee* , sends me
That Soldier 76 cosplay looks like he’s about to say: “OwO it appears you have entered my vision M’lady
the bloke who cant make knock knock joke properly make me absolutely livid
@Dominick Poole Let's make it more British then, we'll send him to Australia with the rest of the convicts on a death sentence.
Fle Taun I’m fairly certain the man was trolling
Krimverse
We don’t want him
@@erniegang8127 i know and that make it worse. he probably a good fellow with a proper job but god hes sound like arsehole
@@erniegang8127 No, horny men just talk like that lol
The G in LGBTQ stands for gamers
@Perks
L = Ligma
B = Bees
T = Ted
Q = qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Follower Of Duck The T stands for Touch fanny.
GAYMERS?
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
as a gay i can confirm this
George: *coughs really badly*
David: "Give him a minute, he's dying."
Jack: "He's just allergic to virgin."
Charlie: "Give him a Peppermint."
Charlie is the only one concerned lmfao.
One of my friends' mums is named Fanny and she's so sweet so everytime I hear "touch Fanny" I go NOO
WHEEZE
That's an actual name?
@@manwhatdoiputhere its quite common in Sweden, obviously pronounced differently.
The knock knock joke guy made ME angry, I can't imagine how frustrated that person must've been.
AL Agreed. If the guy is really that bad then just block him. But she put herself through all of it just so she can screenshot the results for internet points.
The joke got stale over the entire conversation, but the guy cleverly evaded it with some of the best trolling I've seen. Kudos to him
Good she deserves it for her lame joke.
I couldn't agree more @@jgroth3906. That joke isn't even a joke, it is just knocking and then when someone asks who's there you block them
Jgroth i mean the guy was being creepy and gross he deserved it
When are we gonna get “touch fanny” merch?
I want a fanny pack with that on it.
Weeaboo_Queen_of_Anime That reminds me of impractical jokers.
@@Weebish_Dragon what's a danny??
@- D4ʀkɳɛss ;; Danny Gonzalez
WE NEED THIS
We Need “Dey Chips Ahoy Mama” Merch If Soothouse Comes Back
*Femails* is one of the funniest things I've ever seen someone say on the internet.
It's sounds like a Nice guy's fever dream where someone keeps delivering females to him.
hence, *Femails*
8:15 plot twist: red knew what was happening and was intentionally avoiding getting blocked
Yea i bet
3 points below genius level
@@pencilbender more like 3 points above genious
Because that's what smart people do
He clearly knew
YOu missed t he best part about the escape room post.
The comment saying "every room is an escape room with this guy"
He couldn't have been real. I can't believe people like that exist
Oh-ho, dear Coco. Not so long ago, there was an entire community of… interesting characters on Reddit. You can still find them on a mockery sub, r/inceltears. If you have too much faith in humanity, I recommend stopping there. It’ll drain all hope for the human race right out of your soul.
@@brianna7705 but how do they exist? How can you be normal(pretend to be) and have a normal job but at the same time be creepy like that. It's just mind blowing
Most of them don’t pretend. They’re the types you see on r/NiceGuys as well, the kinds of people who have so much repressed anger and hatred and lust that they just lash out at anyone and everyone. They complain and whine and are generally pathetic.
…People suck in general, really. We all have an incel inside us (metaphorically). We just keep it way more controlled.
That guy was just Kira
George: **dies coughing**
Narrator of 2020: *"But what George didn't know..."*
10:51 Right after the second "do you care about him" I got a TikTok ad that started with "I don't care".
hello this is josh mom
touch fanny needs to be another wave of merch
No one would wear that
Ryde Mk that’s where you’re wrong my friend 😩
There are people who want to wear it. The problem is getting it made.
@@rydemk4168 you sure bout that?
@@rydemk4168 I wouldn’t wear it
knock knock
who’s there?
you can’t
you can’t who?
you can’t get a goddamn joke can you?
Even though it's not much, this comment still makes me feel a little better after reading that aneurysm train wreck.
Good Ending
smort
Nobody:
Soothouse: leaves 5 years of someone coughing unedited
1:29 "Britain, what are you doing?" *"just filling my museums with artifacts that aren't mine"*
11:20
„Give him a minute he‘s dying“
„Give him a minute he‘s fine“
I honestly don't see any contradiction.
_Linkin Park playing in the background_
hey there youtube, i love how you can show me a 30 second long ad without any buffer on my nice, fast internet, but you proceed to buffer every few seconds on the actual video and lower its resolution as much as possible, and when i try to reload you show me the perfectly fine ad again
because that's definitely not suspiciously biased
I want to like this, but I've never had ads or buffering issues so it might be you mate.
@@Shademastermccnah I've had it too, I just assumed it was CZcams's normal bullshit
I have the opposite, for some reason my ads constantly buffer, and it’s always on the ones where you have to watch a certain amount to skip.
The actual video works fine!
Let me tell you fine gents about this wonderful resource called “ad block”
@@MasterPodi adblock doesn’t work on the CZcams app
It took me a whole year to realise Britton was a doll
HE'S A DOLL?!?!
What the fu
@@thelazygamingpanda3973 Not only that , a femail one.
Damn respect to the creators, that’s good craftsmanship
3:52 Italian man goes to see doctor about his erectile dysfunction
"We brought a baby into the world because we thought we would be good parents and raise a good child."
*"Yeah, we had a baby because I got 1 million likes on Facebook"*
Everything about that guy's post is really weird. He is trying to use social media as leverage to get his wife to even discuss the idea of children, which is something a couple should address privately and decide together.
@@alexeysaranchev6118 I can see that as a possibility and if that's the case then his answer to the challenge was very poor.
I need a follow up to that dude. It’s one of the cringest things I’ve ever seen
‘Did an escape room with all of my *femail* coworkers’
Keep us *posted.*
I HATE YOU
That joke really didn't *deliver*
@@helloworld2409 ooof
Hehe
We need to *Address* the problem here
5:19 no the apology isnt the worst one someone said yes and then cheated on me becaise "they never really liked me" she just said "i didnt want to hurt your feelings"
The person refusing to say "you can't who" knew what they were doing
when you hittin' it from behind and she tells you to hoover the house
*Touch fanny
"My I.Q is 3 points less than genius level"
More like 3 standard deviations below the mean.
Testsubject *3 orders of magnitude below the mean
*3 below zero
Assuming a normal distrubution of IQ scores, that means he's in the lower 0.5% iirc
Just took my statistics final today and I appreciate that joke
@@alexthibodeau979 Ah man, hope it went well.
6:02 I think I've seen this dude in a YT comments section and his pfp is him wearing a fedora
That dude is a meme to anyone who follows weirdos like him
It probably wasn't him but someone making fun of him
“Don’t worry , he’s dying...”
Subs: Don’t worry , he’s fine.
I mean subs as subtitles not subscribers
Just wanted to point out *NEW MARBLE TEXTURE* YEEEAAAHHHH!!!
Yeah and this one doesnt have a penis shape I have to look at
Noob Gamer I thought I was the only one who noticed lol
YESSSS
i miss the one with the shocked frog
I realy hope that some day they upgrade to an pbr
David: Give im a minute he’s dyin’
Text: _he’s fine_
Nellie Collier damn, I'm hard of hearing, did he say dying? That makes it better
Priality Yeah, he said "dying" xD
I think that guy didn't get the joke at first and then just decided to run with it and troll the person instead of admitting it. No one can not get a knock knock joke after that many times.
3:06 this dude is a mad lad
The guy who "didn't get" the knock knock joke totally knows how they work. He just wasn't giving her the satisfaction of blocking him. Outstanding.
and also creepy
And also creepy
@@scarletstarlet773 I'm sure it happened in the end. He just knew if he said "You can't who" he'd be staring at the "You can't send messages to this user." He knew it was coming. He's hardly going to walk straight into it. Instead he trolled her to the point of rage. Well played.
@@SteveEchelonanon He should have blocked her preemptively after she first said "JUST SAY YOU CAN'T WHO". Would be funnier IMO.
@@alexeysaranchev6118 Fair
"Sad Cringe"
back in my day we called it pity
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5:40 This one isn’t sad as much as painful. I can imagine looking back on this year later…
i can't get "dey chips ahoy, mama" out of my head. today i went shopping for oreos and saw the chips ahoy and said "dey chips ahoy, mama" out loud, in front of other people
Matt is ascending beyond the sooty chimneys of SootHouse.
RT game can win over him though
that knock knock joke one actually made me furious.
luke begbie wow, not only he managed to trigger the person chatting with him he also triggered some viewers too! If this was intentional - it's a textbook example of an excellent trolling
I thought it was pathetic how hard she was trying to get him to play along. Took all the bite out of the joke.
He was clearly trolling lol
Same
I thought his “obliviousness” was hilarious. But it made me cringe was how hard she tried to pull off the joke
0:56 bruh that’s my frickin name. I wasn’t paying attention and I just heard that and it scared the shit out of me.
THE PART WITH THAT PERSON JUST TRYONG TO EXPLAIN TO THE OTHER PERSON HOW A KNOCK KNOCK JOKE WORKS FUCKKKKKK
Wilbur did such a good job reading out the lines. Like I FELT the frustration man.
Conspiracy thsory: the dude (assuming it was a dude) on the other end knew the joke would end with him getting blocked so he just kept going around it so the joke would never end
The guy definitely knew he was being setup for rejection and trolled the shit out of the girl. Pretty masterfully to be honest
*Petition for “Touch Fanny” merch who’s with me?*
Here here! @SootHouse make this happen!!!
Me
Hell yeah!
YES!!!
petition for not wasting money on dumb shit
If my life doesn't exist then how can we talk about it?
I've seen you so many times lmao
MOOD BOI
Your name is very relevant for this video.
Touch fanny
@Skyrim freak All I can do is be more disappointed.
0:05 ok it’s just the intro
wait
*wait*
*_matt_*
*_MATT WHERE ARE YOU GOING_*
‘Dey chips ahoy mama’ may be my favourite SootHouse line of all time.
I used to have a handmade sign over my bed that said, "Noobs have luck; pros have skill." This video triggered some memories of that...
Big oof chief but I used to follow deep quote pages on FB now that's the epidemy of being an incel
But did you ever own decorative swords? Because I do. I mean did.
Btw good luck checking my browser history, I regularly BLAST my cache.
@@brody2k n a n i ?
@@meshifuari4882 epitome
Is that Chloe?
*_Dey chips ahoy mummy_*
You cant deny him the *chips ahoy*
5:14
"I'm so sorry, I'm dry"
I’ve literally seen that post of the ‘escape room’ guy before, and there’s a comment on that post that just goes:
“Any room becomes an escape room with him”
When you fall into lava with a stack of diamonds
*_real sad boi hours_*
*kaboom*
Oh the pain
It took me a moment to realize you're talking about Minecraft.
I was a bit confused, I have to say.
/gamerule keepInventory true
*crawls into bed and just goes to sleep for a week to get over it*
Is nobody gonna talk about how *SHE DIED*
Nope.
OK bai
Thank you, I was like how is no one saying how fucked up that dude was for still snapchatting a dead woman, like tf
David!
Wait, she died? Who died? I don't get it
I just randomly remembered the "Hand Job and put away", and now I'm binging this entire Channel, help
"my iq is 3 points below genius level".
Right, so a normal iq then?
Edit: who knew a joke about iq would lead to so much R/iamverysmart content in the replies
I think that falls into above average intelligence or something?
@@antimatter4733 I can't help but feel if you're not either a genius or an absolute idiot, you're just part of a broad average. Whether that be smarter than average, or below average, it's still the middle ground of it all.
3 points below genius is still way above average, you'd know that if your iq was as high as mine you smooth brained trog
joke
@@dismasthepenitent569 sorry what is a joke? I don't believe in jokes and I always get some idiot who says r/woooooosh everytime I do a simple task such as breathe plz help
@@-__ step 1: become an ultra normie
step 2: browse reddit. I don't mean any of the actually good subreddits but you unironically laugh at r/funny kind of redditor
step 3: r/woooosh lel XD my girlfriend beats me mercilessly
"We don't normally give Charlie long ones (to read)"
NO, NO MATTER HOW MUCH CONTEXT YOU GIVE ME I AM TAKING THAT OUT OF CONTEXT
:/
2:02 its a sad relationship when you have to work to get the simplest form of love from your significant other...
6:13 looks like Lucas Werner. "Ask me about my amazing cosplays on Cute Older Daddy FAQ. If you don't, you're a bigot. Also pay $5"
6:52 Say what you will about tumblr...but
"hey I like your shoelaces"
"thanks I stole them from the president"
is less painful than
"When does the Narhwal Bacon XD"
Dirk Strider agreed
thank you, Dirk Strider
hello dirk strider
Turururururur
whats up dirk strider