So I Installed Half-Life Google Translate Edition...
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- čas přidán 5. 07. 2020
- This video was made with help from WTF_Gibson and Jarrod Feng.
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Still not quite sure why I was so amused by this but oh boy was I.
Lovely.
Oh and jolly there's also opposing force and blue shift Google translate hehe
Play more HL2 stuff, they do b funny
Never complained about this one. fairly well made shitpost. Wanker
This entire video was the shit post to end all shit posts
Made me laugh the whole way through too
Small brain: "ok boomer"
Galaxy brain: "You're old, and wrong"
Haha
Lmao
don't laugh
@Thiny Sihaneath i shall consume something or someone.
Dead meme try harder because you are the one that's old and wrong
6:51 Jolly: laughs
6:53 Scientist: don't laugh
**Detroit: Become Human**
The future is now
you seem familiar..
Hello NOCLICKER GUY
It happens a lot on his videos.
It sometimes feels like the NPC and him are actually having a conversation
@@tricksterzyro3230 have i threatenedyou before?
I just realized that the marine dying and saying "HEY DOCTOR" was probably a mistranslation of "MEDIC!!"
Imagen bleeding out on the grounde, but instead shouting MEDIC! you cammly say hey doctor.
I love the cutoff on the line
But how did "Greetings!" Turn into "Napkin story."
That scientist looking directly at him and saying "don't laugh" just as he was dying of laughter was an out of body experience
It was almost creepy yet so funny
Person 1: *"What does our device do?"*
Person 2: *"Haven't decided yet."*
That was the true cause of the Black Mesa incident.
You think _I think?_
@@heavystalin2419 oh yes
@@heavystalin2419 i think, therefore you think
-Cicero
@2:25
Maybe a little case of *Unforeseen Consequences*
"Our success may change, you agree?"
"You're old *and* wrong!"
"Stop laughting ;("
Broke: Ok Boomer
Woke: You’re old and wrong!
**destruction 200**
I need the Black Mesa Kleiner voice actor to do this line.
Hesterical laughter
This is just the story of Cicero Fryman looking for someone to experiment with. Which ends up with him opening a rift to another dimension where his true love, G man awaits.
While the marines try to stop him
What a great fanfic
@@archrp7868 Because he's famous and looks like Cher
Actually it's Gordon Cicero and his alter-ego Garden Fryman.
he's also a famous marine biologist
0:58
“Samosa was the… purpose of suffering?”
i like how it sounds like the announcer is reading a script and is so confused on what the script says.
she was reading the script, all of these lines are their first line reads, that is why at time you can hear them break character
I think there was a question mark in the script there. Maybe when the P.A was asking about joining the Black Mesa research team.
@@Daveaintreal "Do you have a friend or relative who would make a valuable addition to the Black Mesa team?"
@@racer927 Yeah, that one.
"You're old, and wrong"
The hardest roast I've ever heard
6:38
“Don’t laugh”
''Is this the right way?''
reminds me of the cat in the hat quote "your not just wrong, your stupid"
"Don't laugh!"
"What does that device do?"
"Haven't decided yet."
Sounds like he just invented the internet.
That's the most HLVRAI line in this whole mod and it ruined me
9:20
" Position, In position.
Done. "
Sun Tzu - The Art of War
7:44
*marine using a phone in the middle of a fight*
“WHY do i NOT HAVE AN ACCOUNT?!”
i can just imagine a marine hiding behind a crate with a rag over it, angrily swiping at an iphone screen yelling this
Hella underrated comment
"I also see oranges, the purpose of columns"
“Hold me” “I’m in the abyss” damn these soldiers really going through it
Welcome to the US Military
@@commanderbeepo8066 true
They're going to hell real fast.
Swing the tango! And jump!
The problem is: TURN IT OFF!!!!
"Our success may change. You agree?"
"You're old and wrong."
The new "ok boomer"
Internet debates be like
Don't laugh :(
that's the true meaning behind ok boomer
"you're old AND wrong" feels like a response right out of twitter
Most people: "ok boomer"
Black Mesa scientists: *"you're old and wrong"*
HECU Soldier: "HE IS FAMOUS"
*begins to beat gordon unconcious*
I hate celebrities.
@@Chad-Rainis based af
you'd be mistaken if you think someone wouldn't actually do that
Famouspeoplefobia
He either hates ce;ebrities or he is a psycho fan and he wants him for himself
the original line was "hello gordon."
it translated to "napkin story."
After a bit of re-doing it was more like "Hello freeman" Or "Greetings Freeman."
To quote HLVRAI Gordon: HOW THE FU-
HOW THE FOIK DID THAT HAPPEN
I knew it
If I get a friend named Gordon I'm gonna greet him with "napkin story"
Napkin story
"Napkin Story" and "YOU be unconscious" are the best lines in this mod, I just want to know how many languages they were put through to get the results we see.
Edit: after re watching this I realized the barnacles were not invisible, but were pistols.
?!!
N a p k i n S t o r y
"HE IS FAMOUS" beating up sounds
Pistols..
Wait THE PISTOL IS A BARNACLE
@@childreninmybasement1 Do you want a reservation?
- What does our device do?
- I haven't decided yet
As a software developer for embedded systems I can tell you it's an ordinary situation.
What makes the phrase funnier in this context is the fact, that it implies that no functionality or role was assigned to the device, that was already built! Lol It's on itself is an oxymoron...if he said - i don't know yet it would be different story, but "haven't decided yet" make it sound way funnier...
In case of accident always remember:
*_REMOVE THE CRIPPLED_*
disabled*
Gotta remove the extra weight. 😂
SACRAFICE THE HANDICAPPED
@@theasexualidiot4803 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.
@@lux_1223 SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
"What does our device do?"
"I haven't decided yet."
Ok, so you're telling me he decided the device swarms black mesa with aliens?
He decided that it did a thing
yes.
Honestly, that exchange is peak Mad Scientist.
Literally scientists
I suppose
The long ass "Straaawwwwwwmaaaaaaannnnnnnn" by the Nihilanth made me laugh way more than it had any right to.
24:25 I like how the exit sign for the tram is instead just “finished”.
HEV suit be like:
“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”
Wait, so licking doorknobs isn't illegal? Epic.
@@MajorReckerFailure Only on Earth.
Please Do Not Remember
DIFFICULT
I didnt expect a spongebob quote :D
Cicero Strawman finds this helpful
"YOU! Be unconscious!"
I mean, that _is_ their goal.
Unconscious forever
@@CKVanilla not forever just a long time
@Tabi's Weird Stuff 9:45
@@cozzymusic6969 forever is a long time
@@deaddream. forever is infinite
So, this is an old video, but a note for anyone wondering, "napkin story" was "greetings."
HOW
12:14
H.E.V suit is oddly masochistic.
The dark age, has been found.
So does some of Black Masa employees
"What does our device do?"
"Havn't decided yet"
The words you want to hear when entering a highly advanced laboratory studying quantum physics.
I too watched the video
If they have decided,the things device can do will be certified,ah,quantum physics
@@Cowcow211 I understand people saying this whenever it's _ONLY_ just something someone said in the video, but this time the commenter actually added something to it.
@clucklescluckdonaldsCLUCKCLUCK griffin hopefully they'll call it GTA VI
I think that's just Black Mesa in a nutshell
"What does this device do?"
*"Haven't decided yet."*
Programming in a nutshell
Sounds like Black Mesa alright
I mean, that's how it was and how it is since times immemorial.
6:50
“Don’t laugh!”
the scientist *knew.*
5:00 the voice actor's way of saying it made it way funnier
Napkin story: You’ll just have to wait until after the test
Little Meap WHAT
barney from black mesa
How the fu
HOW
black mesa security guard where’s the beer you owed me
"You are old and wrong"
- Everyone to every scientist at Black Mesa
Except Elie and Freeman ofcourse
Don't laugh
Don't laugh
@@Nothing-1w3 eli*
The new OK boomer
18:33 I think that scientist loves you a little too much
Ayo the scientist is sus 😏
Cicero finally found someone to experiment with
6:39 i love how he became self aware and told Jolly to stop laughing
"This game is a new game"
*People die when they are killed*
Every 60 seconds... a minute passes in Africa
In reference to an immortal foe, that didn't die when killed
- Shirou
@@MrLego3160 ridley?
"Exposure to Cicero? I'll go" followed immediately by "Status: Married" is the funniest fucking accidental progression I have seen in my life
Pending
g-man rule 34
@LOAN NGUYEN number 15: burger king foot letuce
the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get
@@FlamesTheCyndaquil Chill's voice is burned into my bloody head
Progress and time may not be the same.
1:28 "Hello, the Cicero. Looks like there are slow." never fails to make me smile.
17:51 he forgor 💀
"You think I think?" Black Mesa's operational safety in a nutshell.
Within the narrow limits of philosophy
@Zachary Hilt Yeah
Very reminiscent of shrooms and pipes
Napkin story
You're old and wrong.
Can we get some proper appreciation for the people that actually voice acted this mess, instead of just using the half-assed text-to-speech.
Hell yeah. And actually managing to read the lines without breaking into giggles.
Wait... this wasn't text-to-speech?
but the deep fried robot speech is also very funny tbh, it just has that certain something
@@hjalfi they probably did, A LOT
I appreciate the voicing, but TTS would've actually been funnier IMHO. There's nothing quite like that signature dead pan delivery to accentuate absolute nonsense.
6:32 That's a bumper sticker right there
3:40
I believe that line was originally
"Standard insertion for a non-standard specimen"
"I have to turn on my mom and then seek care nearby"
Yeah, I'd imagine that would be the correct course of action.
how to get out of step mom abuse 101:
(is that a disney cinderella reference?)
This part destroyed my fucking lungs.
A soldier chasing you while angrily on the phone with his bank teller is horrifying.
"WHY DO I NOT HAVE AN ACCOUNT?"
Yes
"Alright squad, our order is to kill every dumbass scientist in this hellhole. Don't ask questions, they pay us to kill, not think. Sergeant Smith, you will get payed by cash, our bank didn't open your account yet".
"What? Captain, give me the phone please..."
Nice
I burst into laughter after reading this
Timestamp?
In retrospect, scientists experimenting together sounds completely normal.
"HE IS FAMOUS" was the moment I fucking lost it and pissed myself.
Jolly: Oh that made sense
Black Mesa Announcer: REMOVE THE DISABLED
crippled*
@@de_soot it said disabled
spideyjtw it said crippled
In reality, all of you are correct. The voice says disabled, but the screen says crippled.
XD
"I'm glad you need it, fish scientist."
How dare he call you a marine biologist
underrated comment.
*starts singing sodo chi no sadame*
Starts laughing in Pucci. (jotaro is the worst jojo)
@@legio1942 k
@@legio1942 Even my stand can't find who asked
10:49
HECU Soldier 1 : Hold me~~
HECU Soldier 2 : What ?!?
HECU Soldier 1 : What ?!?
I am in the abyss
2:14 Ah yes, my favorite line in half life. So inspiring!
"You're old and wrong"
Is it the evolution of OK Boomer?
"I want to ask of this person responsible for this matter"
Is he asking for the manager?
Philosophical Karen
i wan't to ask for the manager. this resonance cascade is not acceptable.
I see orangeS
He is Baren, barny + karen = baren
This is my comfort video for some reason I come back to this whenever I want to feel well
9:45 Soldier: "You! , Be unconscious"
Oh, swing the tango and jump! Into shape.
The problem is... TURN IT OFF!
"motion?"
internet. EEUGH
Ok
6:49 “Is this the right way?”
*Jolly starts laughing*
“D o n ‘ t L a u g h”
That genuinely scared me
That was perfect
OMG the AI is aware of our existence.
@@hernanreipp3321 Half-Life VR but the AI is self aware
Sparkz *I remember*
"Why, do I not, have an account?!"
"Sir, this is Black Mesa, not a bank"
Bank Mesa
Ah yes bank messi
He thought it was Mesa Verde. Black, green, it's all the same, right?
Maze Bank
bank mesa money transfer facility
@@yush7221 You're a fucking genius
"well, *I w i l l e m b r a c e y o u ."*
I've just rewatched this vid, and it's one of the most hilarious vids on the internet, period. The editing, commenting and the use of captions with the occasional Twitch comments is just pure genius, and you laugh from start till finish with only a few breaks to catch your breath until it goes crazy again. Just amazingly well done vid.
The military demanding Cicero "be unconscious" is the best thing I've heard in a while
Detroit: become unconscious
I'm pretty sure the "Napkin Story" is "Fiddlesticks".
Reminds me of the villagers from Villager News.
“Stop!”
“No!”
“Aww, he said no...”
@@denverbeek agreed.
It has the same energy as ,,go commit no breathe"
UPDATE:they've done this for Opposing Force, Jolly needs to play it.
He hasn’t even completed opposing force
jolly already finished blue shift
Sebastian Brown bet he also finished the main game yet played this mod still
@@taxanimated so does half life...?
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes !!!
My buddy is a marine and one of the best CQB tactics he learned was yelling “Why do I not have an account!?”
How about asking the opposition if they want a reservation?
2:25 this part broke me because it's actually better than the original lines.
"I am In the Abyss"
"Does zero equal zero?"
"Progress and time may not be the same."
Its like this mod is unintentionally existential.
"Hold me."
"You think I think?"
"The Dark Age has been found"
"Freeman Foam"
"Napkin story."
Jolly: "I'm not that funny."
Everyone else: _"You have proven yourself to be a great people art."_
yes
@3D Modeller Wow
19:34 "You wanna know who else pump Shirt look? My mom!"
15:55 That explains the black scientist running from you!
We don’t talk about Eli…
Scientist: What does our device do?
Me: Now I understand why the resonance cascade happened.
i havent decided yet
Fake phd this man have 😂
"The injury was great!"
I didn't know the HEV suit's a masochist
The dark age has been found
It wants to be high on morphine
Performing its function make this simple HEV suit very happy.
Why do I feel like your profile picture was cropped to hide. Something.
Maybe I'm just going insane from all the weird shit on the internet.
@@VoidsEclipse hiding the tips of the bow, those things are nasty
8:27
Sign: bahzadar
Jolly: B A H A Z A R D
That Bahzadar languages like Hebrew i think
Ratio
20:25 what a good question
I can’t imagine what hl2 google translated would be like with the combines terminology
What would the zombies’ backwards talk sound like after it’s been run through the translator multiple times?
Oh God yes that would be amazing
here ya go www.moddb.com/mods/half-life-2-google-translated
@@TheTalkingLama oh god
@@masterzoroark6664 God wouldn't let this exist
For those who want the captions to look like classic Jolly font, try these settings:
Font Family: Proportional Serif
Font color: white
Font size: 400%
Background color: any
Background opacity: 0%
Window color: any
Window opacity: 0%
Character edge style: Outline
Font opacity: 100%
The font I actually use is Sitka in banner Bold.
The embarrassment he feels must be immeasurable.
@@Inexpressable and his day was ruined
This is... suprisingly accurate.
@@HuyNguyen-pj4zo Well, he did say try. =)
Subject: Cicero Fryman
Assessment: Failed
Reason: “Who the hell is Cicero Fryman? We asked for Gordon Freeman.”
8:40 I love the exasperation in Jolly’s voice. Such a convincing, almost cartoony, tone.
Dr. Coomer: Ah, Hello Gordon!
Dr. Coomer but google translate: *napkin story*
Napkin story, strings use holes.
@@lolcat_moe It's a reference ya git.
Look Gordon! Ropes! We can use these for big pits!
Here Cicero! The crossing of the ropes for pits!
@@slickcalf985 HLVR:AI but the casts are google translated
I hate to adimit it, but this is better than HLVR:AI
Some of these sound almost like bible passages.
"Cicero, not to hearken unto thee, and rotate the begin to rise up"
It kind of sounds like a really cool way of saying "I don't mean to be nosy, but get yer ass up!"
Ah, yes, the Parable of Cicero Fryman.
Also include
"MOTION??!!"
Israel 9:13
we could make a religion out of this
Oh my god, I love how the scientists literally killed themselves at the ghastly sight of Jolly.
Realistically I think it might have something to do with the guard you killed at the start of that map. It might just be rare, but it probably carried his death over to the scientists.
2:20 Greatings is now napkin story
Grea - Napkin
Tinkus - Story
😮
I absolutely loved the HECU.
"BECOME UNCONSCIOUS!"
"WHY DO I NOT HAVE AN ACCOUNT?"
“MOTION!?”
THE PROBLEM IS: *TURN IT OFF!*
*WATCH THIS RADIO*
*He is famous*
@@el-volte *Rapid beatdown*
"Cicero, not to harken unto thee, and to rotate the begin to rise up."
We should have like a medieval version of hl1
"Cicero, stepeth into the chamber of trails, they await thee"
"Cicero it is thou in thine body and soul, or rather I say glistening armor"
That would make a great mod!
"Cisero, thou art a nincompoop!"
This mostly reminded me of Hylics
_"Half-Life but its in Shakespearian English"_
I want Half-Life but it's all in iambic pentameter.
"We do not die"
"We do not die"
A
N
D
"We do not die"
Jolly not understanding that executing scientists / guards makes future ones afraid of you makes this immensely funny.
Really happy to have helped edit this one! Making subtitles for all the ridiculous Google Translate lines was super fun in it's own right. Keen on seeing what comes next for Cicero Fryman
Thank you for the assist!
huh
thank you for helping jolly!
“Napkin Story”
That’s a perfect slogan for a t shirt right there man.
Yep
Hmm what’s with the verified symbol hmm
its thee simpson episode
Thats my favorite movie
@@DeepfriedChips hmm iteresting
6:39 6:59 is the best part, especially when you were laughing so hard and he said "dont laugh"
Is this half life but the AI is self aware?
3:20 I'd say, translated from simple chinese
I absolutely adore the artistic marines. Dancing tango, studying and debating philosophy, caring for industry and its workers, being highly eloquent and romantic...
10/10 perfect men to send to clean up and silence a messed up scientific experiment on alien life.
Motion?
I would love an entire made-up narrative about "napkin story"
Done czcams.com/video/PxfHb0sjUgU/video.html
Well, it all started when the president of the USA took the first napkin
There is a pizza related map on the napkin
napkin story
by the cicero
@@MrBurnlan didn't expected jojo reference in here
Scientist 1: "What does our device do?
Scientist 2: "Haven't decided yet."
This could have been a great punch line in sci fi sitcom lmao 😂
the fact this mod has full voice acting is the most impressive part
"I want to know what language did this"
Chinese. 100%. Google translate absolutely butchers Chinese translations.
I think it was polish. becouse it has a lots of similarities with polish language. there are a lots of words which actually mean multiple things. in English translation it's all halarious.
maybe Italian?
@@forecastumbrella1626 make one for half life 2 also! All that dialouge is a gold mine!
Japanese too is absolute shred by the translator
According to the mod creator, it was nearly every language, but mainly Hawaiian, Latin, and a few more. Apparently cicero came from the Latin translations, too.
"You will find a partner and experiment"
I like where this is going
Subject: Dr. Freeman
Status: *Married*
The real partner was the G-Man we saw along the way.
@@EmilyOnTheMoon Ccc-Cicero... That's is expanded too much. I will rip my balls.
@@ZackMathissa BEY BLADE BEY BLADE LET IT RIIIP!!
6:40 “Your Old and Wrong.” Best line ever lol
I can’t count how many times I’ve watched this video over and over again
Typical game hint:
"Reading signs are important"
це суцільне божевілля 🥺
"do not forget to breath, its very important"
@@user-lz5kh3un8z to breath, use your nose :D
Game hints: Enemies will die when killed
Can we get a shout-out to the voice actors, they did great on this mod!
Especially for trying hard not to die because of laugh when they read the scripts..😂
@@linkfreeman1998 Definitely. I'd love to hear some outtakes too.
@@thfreakinacage Sadly I did not keep any of the outtakes, but I appreciate the love! Definitely had some epic laughs during the translation process, but I usually was able to compose myself for the actual recording. Same for the other two voice actors.
@@icanplaytehdrumz thank you for making this very entertaining mod!
@@icanplaytehdrumz I'll bet it was a great experience! Since you're here, let me thank you personally for your work on this fantastically fun mod! :D
"The tram is into Eugenics" is not a phrase I think has ever been said before.