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  • čas přidán 12. 09. 2018
  • This video was redone 5 times for multiple reasons
    Featuring my boy SorrowTV, check him out:
    / sorrowtv
    MERCH: soothouse.bigcartel.com/
    =====THE GANG=====
    Wilbur: / wilbursoot
    Charlie: / @charliedoesstuff
    George: / sootgeorge
    David: / sootdavid
    Jack: / sootjack
    Dan: / sootdaan
    Matt: / sootmatt
    Rhianna: / sootrhianna
    =====THE MEDIA=====
    Music: perel.bandcamp.com/album/nice...
    Discord: / discord
    Patreon: / soothouse
    Twitter: / housesoot
    Twitch: / soothouse
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  • @LewisBowels
    @LewisBowels Před 4 lety +5315

    "Go drink bread." Possibly the best insult ever.

    • @stephaniethebatter7975
      @stephaniethebatter7975 Před 4 lety +92

      How do you drink bread? Do you put it in a blender?

    • @grim_secret3332
      @grim_secret3332 Před 4 lety +249

      @@stephaniethebatter7975 With skill and determination

    • @asa-ks1vf
      @asa-ks1vf Před 4 lety +73

      Actually shut the fuck up

    • @user-vr4xz6mg3s
      @user-vr4xz6mg3s Před 3 lety +118

      @@asa-ks1vf No, ACTUALLY shut the fuck up the fuck up.

    • @asa-ks1vf
      @asa-ks1vf Před 3 lety +93

      @@user-vr4xz6mg3s NO actually shut the fuck up no actually shut the fuck up no ACTUALLY ACTUALLY SHUT the fuck up No actually drink bread actually no shut the fuck up

  • @ashegaming3530
    @ashegaming3530 Před 5 lety +4197

    I feel like I'm listening to a Sims conversation

    • @artisticstormcloud6523
      @artisticstormcloud6523 Před 4 lety +71

      I think it's cuz we are. Don't you know that this is how SootHouse naturally communicates with each other?

    • @kadend.6685
      @kadend.6685 Před 4 lety +126

      3:37 sounds like a fucking Sims conversation

    • @Mii.2.0
      @Mii.2.0 Před 4 lety +10

      What if we're in a simulation? Thinking emoji*

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry Před 4 lety +11

      What if that simulation is breaking down because the ancient aliens who created it died off years ago and they couldn't run maintenance?

    • @somelass133
      @somelass133 Před 4 lety +6

      Bimbambop gorgest boy?
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @visasha
    @visasha Před 2 lety +2074

    them not knowing what bibimbap is and treating it like gibberish is still funny 2 years later

  • @feelio_
    @feelio_ Před 3 lety +4958

    Mr sandman, man me a sand. Make him the cutest, man car door hook hand
    Edit: really old comment but just to clarify i didnt make this. this is a song from a separate video.

    • @sophiepollak9514
      @sophiepollak9514 Před 3 lety +157

      THATS ALL I WAS THINKING OF

    • @feelio_
      @feelio_ Před 3 lety +117

      Sophie Alana give him two sands like sandses and handses

    • @B0rgerX_
      @B0rgerX_ Před 3 lety +42

      me can jibaumoa a yes pig is pisiaj stink goeurgouesla gorya and 69 is a gdyunny nubmeer

    • @KnaveSmig
      @KnaveSmig Před 3 lety +18

      @@B0rgerX_ ok

    • @waltuh11121
      @waltuh11121 Před 3 lety +16

      Bibimbap Aaaaaaaaa Vichyshioise

  • @yansoph4809
    @yansoph4809 Před 4 lety +2252

    i love how when the man turns to the girl and says "i love you" she just assumes that something has gone wrong

  • @floweytheflower5335
    @floweytheflower5335 Před 4 lety +3744

    0:40 I love how genuinely serious she stays and keeps reading after saying “scotum” while everyone just hecking dies

    • @Erfeearchives
      @Erfeearchives Před 4 lety +69

      _a world where everything is the same... But you don't exist?_ the thought terrifies me...

    • @kafuchino3435
      @kafuchino3435 Před 4 lety +30

      @roav liller never said i was gonna be the real one

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat Před 4 lety +17

      >hecking

    • @Erfeearchives
      @Erfeearchives Před 4 lety +5

      @@kafuchino3435 truth! It's just a fun lil hobby 😗

    • @toastje9733
      @toastje9733 Před 4 lety +9

      @super charged creeper with 1 blue eye ahhh Frisk I see....

  • @basiI
    @basiI Před rokem +135

    the funniest part of this video is still all of them losing their shit over “bibimbap” and not realizing that it’s an actual food

    • @iananderson4754
      @iananderson4754 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I know right its like I die a little inside when I see them do that to one of my favorite dishes.

  • @gumarks_
    @gumarks_ Před 3 lety +724

    I love how Will is making weird noises at 4:58 but then switches to an incredibly calm and perfectly pronounced "tomato cocomut"

  • @lilanpuff9524
    @lilanpuff9524 Před 5 lety +7251

    You would not believe your floor
    If *man door hand hook car door*

    • @lenkagamine2314
      @lenkagamine2314 Před 5 lety +369

      thats deep af bro

    • @lenkagamine2314
      @lenkagamine2314 Před 5 lety +349

      like im literally crying

    • @Ozzy4201
      @Ozzy4201 Před 4 lety +241

      Literally shaking and crying rn

    • @nineix9438
      @nineix9438 Před 4 lety +118

      Inspirational

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 Před 4 lety +123

      @@lenkagamine2314 sometimes i think of the legend of the man door hand hook car door at work and it throws my whole day off.

  • @radicalonion4979
    @radicalonion4979 Před 5 lety +2343

    Eat pant, drink bread
    All part of a balanced breakfast. Its probably what gorgest boy eats.

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 Před 3 lety +1573

    The long anticipated sequel “woman window leg axe boat window” has just been announced by Hollywood!

  • @healerofthewaters6508
    @healerofthewaters6508 Před 3 lety +3297

    Don't mind me. Just binging for nostalgia's sake.

  • @garrons4111
    @garrons4111 Před 5 lety +2514

    The 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, Eat Pant, Didlo Cat, Drink Bread, and Gorgest Boy

    • @AidenBrimmer
      @AidenBrimmer Před 5 lety +67

      Brah imma bout to draw some fan art of this shit.
      I'll keep you posted, this is really funny to me.

    • @michellecerioni4903
      @michellecerioni4903 Před 5 lety +17

      I think you mean door hand hook cardoor

    • @Arcanilumia
      @Arcanilumia Před 5 lety +40

      Make that 5, you forgot Cancer Dog

    • @Xipheria
      @Xipheria Před 5 lety +35

      6, tomato cocomut.

    • @cradleofchaos4923
      @cradleofchaos4923 Před 5 lety +11

      we need more of this kind of buteiful shit
      edit: the cocomut mut is a very gib mut if you ate too muck you get verry flat

  • @enbyspock
    @enbyspock Před 5 lety +5173

    Sorrow's reading abt the chunky dunk hydrating lippie sounded like the Sims characters speaking

    • @jaygryska317
      @jaygryska317 Před 4 lety +52

      It reminds me of something else I’ve seen online but I can’t tell ya what it is :///

    • @EmtschiRocks
      @EmtschiRocks Před 4 lety +13

      @@jaygryska317 OMG SAME HERE
      have you figured it out yet? plsss helppp

    • @jaygryska317
      @jaygryska317 Před 4 lety +6

      Yung Colgate holy fuck that’s it

    • @sosansational
      @sosansational Před 4 lety +109

      i actually think i've heard a sim say "be lipby chonk" before

    • @viktorvikinikfiki8607
      @viktorvikinikfiki8607 Před 4 lety +36

      Reminds me of Runforthecube

  • @macattack4
    @macattack4 Před 3 lety +721

    My sister watched MCYT and always talked about someone named Wilbur but I never realized that Wilbur as THIS Wilbur lmao

  • @sneeznoodle
    @sneeznoodle Před 3 lety +117

    The way Sorrow reads "Chunky dunk hydrating lippie" is absolutely good tier

  • @lonecolamarine
    @lonecolamarine Před 5 lety +1799

    Eat pant, Drink Bread.
    Part of a complete breakfast.

  • @classyglassy2035
    @classyglassy2035 Před 5 lety +865

    The phrase "portable tube of corn" gave me erectile dysfunction.

    • @michaelmyers8596
      @michaelmyers8596 Před 4 lety +39

      It gave me a boner

    • @auranecho
      @auranecho Před 4 lety +47

      @@michaelmyers8596 sir please, this is a McDonald's drive through

    • @ThomasKrKr
      @ThomasKrKr Před 4 lety +21

      ​@@auranecho oh i thought im in Asgaggennnehks and Associates Restaurant in Msaeachubaets, where their specialty is tomato cocomut and bread beverages

    • @snowyschannel444
      @snowyschannel444 Před 4 lety +4

      @@ThomasKrKr breadverages

    • @aurawraxd
      @aurawraxd Před 4 lety

      @@snowyschannel444 I love y ou

  • @solared
    @solared Před 3 lety +213

    4:57 broke me.. the "HJ" followed by the "tomato cocomut" was too much for me lol

  • @beans9647
    @beans9647 Před rokem +24

    The user who posted about "dad's scotum" ended up deleting their whole Reddit account within literally 16hrs of posting that.
    Those comments must have absolutely ripped this dude to shreds.

  • @FordFocus-tc1rh
    @FordFocus-tc1rh Před 5 lety +3945

    If there isn't merch that says "drink bread" we're rioting.

    • @Khora
      @Khora Před 5 lety +317

      drink bread.
      eat pant.
      live healthy.

    • @Raptorworld22
      @Raptorworld22 Před 5 lety +111

      I want "Drink Bread" and "Gorgest boi"

    • @c.w.r.794
      @c.w.r.794 Před 5 lety +32

      If you don’t buy the Kerch you’re a goddamn stone grilled bibimbop! You hear me?

    • @maggiejohnson3696
      @maggiejohnson3696 Před 5 lety +7

      Agreed

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 Před 5 lety +11

      Lucie
      consume toast

  • @darthfastball1150
    @darthfastball1150 Před 5 lety +194

    "Yeah could I have uhhhhhhhhh..."
    "Sir, it's actually called 'aaaaaaaaa'"

  • @parkerfern
    @parkerfern Před 3 lety +102

    i’m from the us and i can’t spell massachusetts correctly without auto correct

  • @kobaba...12
    @kobaba...12 Před 3 lety +176

    Fun fact: the cat is my cat now. I renamed him Boo, since I did not know his name.

  • @lilkaboom3157
    @lilkaboom3157 Před 5 lety +2887

    As a msaeachubaetsian I am offended

    • @ayycardinal6802
      @ayycardinal6802 Před 5 lety +6

      lol

    • @manlikeilyas
      @manlikeilyas Před 5 lety +69

      Same dude.
      They laughed about our beautiful city.

    • @whiteslate
      @whiteslate Před 5 lety +53

      Indeed. We must not let them ruin the pride of our wonderful state of Msaeachubaets.

    • @rosemurray857
      @rosemurray857 Před 5 lety +27

      Hello “offended”
      I’m gay

    • @eidmm1982
      @eidmm1982 Před 5 lety +29

      Hello gay
      I'm a fucking disappoinment

  • @hewhomainsness9189
    @hewhomainsness9189 Před 4 lety +976

    "I think the engine broke down..."
    "I guess I just need more gas."

  • @CharaDreemurr15243
    @CharaDreemurr15243 Před rokem +14

    The way Sorrow was dying in the background from "Vicheisheoishie",
    then pronounces what it was supposed to be, being "vichyssoise", is
    goddamn beautiful and always gets to me. Timeless classic right here.
    5:02 for anyone wondering.

  • @sherochafernando6346
    @sherochafernando6346 Před rokem +32

    The cancer dog segment at 10:22 hits different after finding out about the thousand year old cancer dog that infects dogs to this day.

  • @opame1560
    @opame1560 Před 5 lety +754

    this is like those ‘what english sounds like to non-english speakers’ videos

  • @iyankku
    @iyankku Před 5 lety +3433

    >doesn't say featured in the title
    SorrowTV officially confirmed part of SootHouse

  • @Floedekage
    @Floedekage Před 3 lety +53

    6:38 I just needed to hear the "man door hand car hook door" story before I go to bed. 💜

  • @haewonchoi2752
    @haewonchoi2752 Před 3 lety +45

    Them laughing at Bimbimbap when it’s an actual food 😭

  • @whatwhat1862
    @whatwhat1862 Před 5 lety +2189

    you would not believe your floor
    if man door hand hook car door

    • @sjinnie_boy4988
      @sjinnie_boy4988 Před 5 lety +23

      What What Omg I love you

    • @AidenBrimmer
      @AidenBrimmer Před 5 lety +84

      I rEaD ThIs To ThE ToOn Of FiReFlYs

    • @phnxtrippeer
      @phnxtrippeer Před 5 lety +14

      DUDE I JUST SPAT OUT MY COFFEE IN A CROWDED STARBUCKS AND I’M NOT EVEN MAD 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pugloife1001
      @pugloife1001 Před 5 lety +12

      What What I read this to the tune of Fireflies!

    • @pugloife1001
      @pugloife1001 Před 5 lety +6

      Dragonov Ah fuck you did it before me ):

  • @user-ne5jz5rw5z
    @user-ne5jz5rw5z Před 4 lety +911

    When I heard "I love you sweaty"
    I thought of the "not now sweaty. Mummy's cyberbullying"

    • @deadinsidetm9145
      @deadinsidetm9145 Před 3 lety +9

      OMG HAHAHA LOL SAME

    • @etch3084
      @etch3084 Před 2 lety +8

      i thought of Rodrick

    • @simpburz
      @simpburz Před 2 lety +3

      im a year late but i thought of a roblox rper with "people call her sweaty bunny" in her description

  • @dampierre99
    @dampierre99 Před rokem +111

    Thought this video was hard to rewatch since my mother had a minor stroke, and I wanted some funny videos to laugh at and escape reality for a bit, but it wasn't and I had some good old fun binge watching the old soothouse vids. Wish they'd suddenly come back one day

    • @theletterm8865
      @theletterm8865 Před rokem +6

      hey man, hope your mother's doing alright. decided to binge soothouse during a road trip. good memories :)

    • @cobsofficial
      @cobsofficial Před rokem +5

      shit bro, is she better now?

    • @enk335
      @enk335 Před rokem +2

      she okay?

    • @ABCQTBREB
      @ABCQTBREB Před rokem +1

      hope yall are doing well

    • @esdigital5259
      @esdigital5259 Před rokem +4

      What if a group of us in this thread bring back similar content?

  • @greenluck10
    @greenluck10 Před 2 lety +28

    I miss SorrowTV and SootHouse, but we all know that if they come back it'll never be the same.

  • @alainacronick569
    @alainacronick569 Před 5 lety +791

    Mr. Sandman
    Man me a sand
    Make him the cutest
    Man car door hook hand

    • @Covid-ho5iu
      @Covid-ho5iu Před 4 lety +9

      @ABstract sans man tell him his sans is over

    • @joyphobic
      @joyphobic Před 4 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/YGqdjaz2Upg/video.html

    • @snailuka
      @snailuka Před 4 lety +8

      give him two sands
      like sandses and handses
      then tell him that his sands and mans are handses

    • @8bit_cat72
      @8bit_cat72 Před 4 lety +2

      No worries 👍 my h hhy you have h hi Hugh hh hi h h hhy h h h hehe Dunn chchchc hch hhc hhhthvfhvdfihvhffh hi Hugh Hefner the chance to get it to get it to the chance of a cat 😁❤️😂 I am not able to get the chance to get the chance to get the latest flash 😉 unynnjvjjvvjjfjujhhhynyy gybfb fv j hhhthvfhvdfihvhffhhuvhvh

    • @joyphobic
      @joyphobic Před 4 lety

      @@8bit_cat72 ?

  • @saxgarcon6867
    @saxgarcon6867 Před 4 lety +3937

    Me: I’ll have one AAAAAAAA, one bibimbap and two tomato cocomuts please.
    Waiter: What drink would you like with that?
    Me: Bread.

  • @haddy106
    @haddy106 Před rokem +5

    "scat-based clairvoyant looking at your fecal future"
    Sounds like a real shit psychic

  • @Max2ds
    @Max2ds Před 3 lety +32

    Mandoorhandhookcardoor is definitely the most terrifying horror movie creature

  • @Apterygidae
    @Apterygidae Před 5 lety +1536

    I love how Sorrow is here so often, they don’t even bother including him in the title

    • @bogbert7019
      @bogbert7019 Před 5 lety +212

      Sorrow is too powerful. He does not need to be included. *He is already there.*

    • @saraha180
      @saraha180 Před 5 lety +40

      I mean I like Sorrow but I would wish he'd put out more videos on his own channel. If you think about it, it's really not fair that he's networking and building relationships instead of making more videos for me.
      (Also don't try to tell me I shouldn't complain because it's free: he gets 1-2¢ of my CZcams Premium subscription fee for each video so I _totally_ pay him a fair wage.)

    • @simona531
      @simona531 Před 5 lety +79

      Sarah r/humblebrag

    • @Dragoneer
      @Dragoneer Před 5 lety +56

      Sarah more like r/selfentitled

    • @Atriomos
      @Atriomos Před 5 lety +28

      [[[ *_Dragonier_* ]]] more like r/whoosh

  • @profanegaming2829
    @profanegaming2829 Před 5 lety +453

    While bibimbap is a funny word, it's an actual thing... this is like a Korean laughing at the word "corn," which to be fair is also funny to me for some reason.

  • @agoodwasteoftime
    @agoodwasteoftime Před 3 lety +21

    7:56 mr sandman, man me a sand
    make him the cutest, man car door hook hand

  • @safetyscissors9281
    @safetyscissors9281 Před 3 lety +478

    They’re so British 😭 bibimbap is a classic Korean dish
    Edit: pls stop commenting on this

    • @tommis_crazy_youtube
      @tommis_crazy_youtube Před 3 lety +14

      Really?!

    • @safetyscissors9281
      @safetyscissors9281 Před 3 lety +48

      @@tommis_crazy_youtube Yes, go to any korean restaurant haha :] its there!

    • @Sizey3
      @Sizey3 Před 3 lety +114

      With a side of aaaaaaaaaaa

    • @gltche4840
      @gltche4840 Před 3 lety +142

      *this soothouse video was so popular, they made bibimbaps into a real thing!*

    • @clyde-or-monty
      @clyde-or-monty Před 3 lety +17

      Sizey a side of *SCREAMS OF AGONY*

  • @angrybidoof847
    @angrybidoof847 Před 5 lety +1970

    This reminds me of my favourite tweet:
    "The bond's Name. James Name"
    Pleased to... what?
    "Bond Name's the james"
    Are you alright?
    "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"

    • @mothgrave
      @mothgrave Před 5 lety +35

      Angry Bidoof that's my favorite tweet too!!

    • @yusokrazee
      @yusokrazee Před 5 lety +29

      That literally gave me cancer

    • @yayeet9889
      @yayeet9889 Před 5 lety +3

      Angry Bidoof i need a link to that lmao

    • @tommycoolatta1877
      @tommycoolatta1877 Před 5 lety +6

      Very y e s

    • @DickRiddick
      @DickRiddick Před 5 lety +8

      I laughed so hard thank you for this! :D

  • @dedoubecool
    @dedoubecool Před 5 lety +1632

    *fecal future* That's it y'all, I'm starting a band.

  • @mackback319
    @mackback319 Před 2 měsíci +7

    boy coming back to this is awkward as hell with the whole wilbur thing

    • @robyncore
      @robyncore Před 2 měsíci +2

      I didn't know til this comment n I googled it, damn, at least these r funny to this day

  • @yarlodek5842
    @yarlodek5842 Před 3 lety +33

    11:25
    Don’t mind me just putting up a timestamp

  • @-Ski1-
    @-Ski1- Před 5 lety +2486

    “Chunky dunk hydrating lippe” what is this, the sims?

  • @fernyland.
    @fernyland. Před 5 lety +799

    i like how you have adopted Sorrow

    • @734mjidn
      @734mjidn Před 5 lety +51

      ferny their new child.

    • @NellieCollier
      @NellieCollier Před 5 lety +20

      This comment is even better completely out of context

    • @dugpet2916
      @dugpet2916 Před 5 lety +3

      New Ally!

  • @roobee1234
    @roobee1234 Před 3 lety +9

    3:35 y'all remember that weird jelly rat video with the weird unknown accent?? Am I tripping or does this sound like that

  • @gzmgavin0729
    @gzmgavin0729 Před 2 lety +22

    This is like my 4th time binge watching all of Soothouse’s videos.

    • @fritzy8318
      @fritzy8318 Před 2 lety +3

      Bing watching
      BING WATCHING

    • @gzmgavin0729
      @gzmgavin0729 Před 2 lety +3

      @@fritzy8318 oh no…

    • @fritzy8318
      @fritzy8318 Před 2 lety +2

      @@gzmgavin0729
      I love this reaction to a misspelling. It’s either fuck you I’m sorry or this.

    • @gzmgavin0729
      @gzmgavin0729 Před 2 lety

      @@fritzy8318 I do use Bing though…

  • @annaavertho4944
    @annaavertho4944 Před 5 lety +4009

    "Bibim" means "mixed" and "bab" means "rice" in Korean. It's a very common and delicious meal.
    I don't know what "AAAAAAAA" is though.

    • @Account_Not_Applicable
      @Account_Not_Applicable Před 5 lety +473

      what you never had some nice AAAAAAAA with your meal? It's quite good

    • @somedudewithaname
      @somedudewithaname Před 5 lety +206

      Yea I love having AAAAAAAA in the morning or anytime at all

    • @davemiller6685
      @davemiller6685 Před 5 lety +45

      AAAAAAAA means IM DIEING!!!

    • @MrEyes-xh4bb
      @MrEyes-xh4bb Před 5 lety +92

      AAAAAAAAA is like my favorite food, especially the AAAAAAAA flavored AAAAAAAA

    • @goreflux1001
      @goreflux1001 Před 5 lety +27

      So... do you just mix the rice?

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 Před 5 lety +849

    okay so now we have _EAT PANT_ and _DRINK BREAD._ a full meal!

    • @fairly1695
      @fairly1695 Před 5 lety +81

      yim yum!

    • @milanwoods702
      @milanwoods702 Před 5 lety +24

      @@hairmonster and beans of course

    • @aaronodonoghue1791
      @aaronodonoghue1791 Před 5 lety +24

      next we should have _WEAR WATER_ to complete the triangle

    • @TnupdegSupt
      @TnupdegSupt Před 5 lety +8

      Bread, pant and a side of baked beans

    • @mars31313
      @mars31313 Před 5 lety +11

      And the perfect amount of olives for me, a young growing boy

  • @jaydenbrownman4181
    @jaydenbrownman4181 Před 3 lety +8

    3:07 Kuppa is the Japanese name for Bowser. Mario got so tired he sent Bowser to China to be eaten.

  • @Ypog_UA
    @Ypog_UA Před 3 lety +27

    3:14 People ordering the Travis Scott burger be like

  • @alphadoggrito
    @alphadoggrito Před 5 lety +723

    The official meal plan of Soothouse:
    - Eat Pant
    - Drink Bread

  • @bigslappy823
    @bigslappy823 Před 4 lety +923

    0:40 I love how professional Rhianna sounds reading this and everyone loses it at "Dad Scotum."

  • @beans9647
    @beans9647 Před rokem +11

    "A plop dump tour de force" describes most of my shits.

  • @k4iss.s
    @k4iss.s Před rokem +11

    I was just normally rewatching soothouse at 1am while everyone in my house is sleeping, when I started furiously laughing because of the menu. I woke everybody up. 💀💀

    • @makeshiftwhichhat3965
      @makeshiftwhichhat3965 Před rokem +1

      I spit water all over my phone, and then proceeded to make noises similar to a pained animal because I was trying to swallow food and laugh at the same time •_•

  • @swedishwelfaresystem
    @swedishwelfaresystem Před 4 lety +1795

    I want merch that just says “GORGEST” and nothing else.

  • @mrutherford1106
    @mrutherford1106 Před 4 lety +397

    "Chunky dunk hydrating lippie" sounds like sims language if you say it quickly

  • @bencenagy5459
    @bencenagy5459 Před 3 lety +15

    8:23
    R/holup

  • @audreydimmel6674
    @audreydimmel6674 Před 2 lety +18

    1:52 I'm so uncomfortable

  • @DarthTwilight
    @DarthTwilight Před 4 lety +783

    "Hitler Hitler?" So are we dealing with two Hitlers or Hitler²??? I have so many questions.

  • @sonic15561
    @sonic15561 Před 4 lety +3082

    Roses are red,
    Dusting is a chore,
    MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR DOOR

  • @bombdotcom2168
    @bombdotcom2168 Před 2 lety +5

    The word "scotum" now lives rent free in my brain
    Also, Wilbur's reaction to the Pusheen sticker being used in that- conversation is exactly my reaction as well-

  • @tgguitarguy
    @tgguitarguy Před 3 lety +11

    7:15 omg he sounds like Plankton

  • @namegoeshere5943
    @namegoeshere5943 Před 4 lety +3968

    you would not believe your hut
    if tomato cocomut

  • @twin_2339
    @twin_2339 Před 5 lety +254

    This sounds like the conversations in a sims game

  • @fawn4life
    @fawn4life Před 2 měsíci +8

    Fuck wilbur soot, but I can’t help coming back to these.

  • @GynxShinx
    @GynxShinx Před 3 lety +10

    "Man door hand hook car door" could be commanding a door for men to give a door for cars to Captain Hook.

  • @SorrowTV
    @SorrowTV Před 5 lety +16325

    Bidabimbapboop

  • @fwepbwep5752
    @fwepbwep5752 Před 5 lety +719

    pippi - r/sbubby
    pup sin - r/boneappletea
    pepsiininyo - r/ihadastroke
    Bepis - r/fellowkids
    a simple guide of what misspells for what Reddit thread

  • @pharaohamaya
    @pharaohamaya Před rokem +11

    I still swear I must have seen one of the other versions, but I swear the Hitler part was done by Rihanna and not David. But gods I miss these people, especially Sorrow. They made this kind of shit funny, I hated the text to speech ones. These guys were all incredibly funny, had good report with one another, and listening them bust up laughing never fails to make me smile. I hope they’re all doing okay.

    • @omoaubs
      @omoaubs Před 4 měsíci

      wasn’t it done by Rihanna???? it doesn’t feel right being said by David lmao

  • @noonbeam17
    @noonbeam17 Před 3 lety +6

    2:56 when the menu starts speaking simlish

  • @mars2080
    @mars2080 Před 5 lety +165

    “Just a scat-based clairvoyant looking into your fecal future” is my new favorite quote

    • @mknaomidestiny
      @mknaomidestiny Před 5 lety +1

      ilumiat confirnd

    • @alexeverett308
      @alexeverett308 Před 5 lety +2

      I'm considering it as a twitter bio. It's already the opening line on my cv.

  • @williamwonker6558
    @williamwonker6558 Před 5 lety +719

    I KNEW IT WAS MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR DOOR FROM THE FIRST SENTENCE AND WAS SO HAPPY

    • @BivloBubbings
      @BivloBubbings Před 4 lety +7

      Game Grumps?

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 Před 4 lety +1

      Explain more in supreme detail, sir William.

    • @kkov1230
      @kkov1230 Před 4 lety +1

      william wonker Nice profile pic 😂

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms Před 4 lety +5

      After watching this video multiple times, I think I finally figured out what the writer was trying to say. I think he meant to say the guy's hand was hanging from the door handle. Not sure, just a guess

    • @michaelmyers8596
      @michaelmyers8596 Před 4 lety +2

      I love you sweaty

  • @Captain_Yata
    @Captain_Yata Před rokem +5

    Man door hand hook car door is an iconic piece of literature

  • @r.k.1355
    @r.k.1355 Před 3 lety +15

    1:45 bro Mort wildin

  • @S.S.SupahSpace
    @S.S.SupahSpace Před 5 lety +1268

    How does Sorrow know so many British people

    • @shamshitty
      @shamshitty Před 5 lety +47

      Sorrow could be british and that’s how he knows lots of British people

    • @Lauren-ny9pe
      @Lauren-ny9pe Před 5 lety +158

      he knows one british people soothouse is one people

    • @bungodrums9176
      @bungodrums9176 Před 5 lety +106

      Because, in secret, Sorrow is some posh brit, he wears the mask to hide his monocle.

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Lauren-ny9pe yes

    • @sqoosh4121
      @sqoosh4121 Před 5 lety +4

      i Thought this channel was australian

  • @childrenofthegrave
    @childrenofthegrave Před 5 lety +363

    NOT PUSHEEN!!
    (that was lowkey adorable)

  • @CoinEaterBTBM
    @CoinEaterBTBM Před 3 lety +11

    i love how many different voices Sorrow can have

  • @lucas_koala
    @lucas_koala Před rokem +10

    I miss soot house

  • @mindfloww8834
    @mindfloww8834 Před 5 lety +292

    engine = broken
    *I'll get some more fuel*

    • @bagel8284
      @bagel8284 Před 5 lety +38

      I love you sweaty

    • @lenabougie7180
      @lenabougie7180 Před 5 lety +21

      *Man hook hand on hook on car door*

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 Před 5 lety +12

      brainlet
      200 IQ

    • @datdabdoe1417
      @datdabdoe1417 Před 5 lety +2

      **opens hood and sees Transmission in many pieces** mhmm better get some gasoline for this.

  • @cattolord33
    @cattolord33 Před 5 lety +674

    The editor of this video was not pleased with how they treated the *gorgest boi*

    • @EliteTester
      @EliteTester Před 5 lety +9

      Where is the *gorgest boi* from?

    • @teecee1827
      @teecee1827 Před 5 lety +11

      @@EliteTester berserk ? I think? Like in a chapter when random children are starting to get added to the cast, I think.

    • @crusadertsakos4638
      @crusadertsakos4638 Před 5 lety +3

      For those who cant catch it, 0.25x speed at 6:06

    • @mustardwizard
      @mustardwizard Před 5 lety +12

      EliteTester He's from Berserk, he's a baby troll who the fans nicknamed "Schnoz"

    • @GrammarPaladin
      @GrammarPaladin Před 5 lety

      What did the trolls do? I assume kill the kids or something equally terrible.

  • @bridgetphelan4742
    @bridgetphelan4742 Před 3 lety +8

    I want someone to be as protective over me as Will is to Pusheen.

  • @raredoodah6649
    @raredoodah6649 Před 3 lety +10

    I literally cannot stop laughing at tomato cocomut oh my looooord

  • @Feiyyun
    @Feiyyun Před 5 lety +168

    _"Eat pant, Drink Bread and don't forget your tubbed corn"_
    -Soothouse Motto (2018)

  • @howtheheck8639
    @howtheheck8639 Před 4 lety +341

    Ah, my favorite childhood bedtime story...
    _Man Door Hand Hook Car Door_

    • @snailuka
      @snailuka Před 4 lety +5

      I told it to my 3 year old cousin but added more details so everyone in the story is brutally murdered (and I really went into detail for those parts)

    • @TabithaStabitha
      @TabithaStabitha Před 3 lety +5

      @@snailuka Basically doing God's work. That'll learn him. Don't want to end up Man Door Hand Hook Car Doored.
      Damn I miss Soothouse & Sorrow 😢

    • @thewondersock3818
      @thewondersock3818 Před 3 lety +2

      Aren't these the lyrics to "Sand me a man" on CZcams,
      But rearranged to "man car door hook hand"

    • @Mrsheep-sn1iu
      @Mrsheep-sn1iu Před 3 lety

      That’s to scary for bed

    • @calamaribowl8683
      @calamaribowl8683 Před rokem

      Mr sandman

  • @JackieRompana
    @JackieRompana Před 3 lety +12

    1:08 I forgot about this from when I watched this video before. This isn't golden, this is the whole pot of gold including the rainbow.

  • @tripleavatar333
    @tripleavatar333 Před rokem +2

    What I like the most about the sweaty "My IPhone is messing up" dude is that it's a sponsored CZcams ad. 😂 And that "drink bread" rant sounds like something you'd hear in Roblox. 😂

  • @eggnblood
    @eggnblood Před 5 lety +104

    After "EAT PANT", introducing, "DRINK BREAD"

  • @Spritzkrieg
    @Spritzkrieg Před 5 lety +489

    No "Ft. SorrowTV"?
    Alright, Sorrow's officially a member of SootHouse

  • @Bismarck-S
    @Bismarck-S Před 3 lety +11

    THIS IS THE BEST CHANNEL ON ALL OF YOTUBE. So sad they stopped.

  • @flabagaster7218
    @flabagaster7218 Před 3 lety +7

    6:00 Schnoz is happy for this compliment

  • @user-ki8jz8fg7i
    @user-ki8jz8fg7i Před 4 lety +590

    The best about the menu is the german
    "Mann
    Gesundheit"
    (Man, Bless you)
    Below

  • @robmckinlay9579
    @robmckinlay9579 Před 5 lety +770

    Soothouse is the only thing keeping me from committing not alive

  • @thehydrationman5500
    @thehydrationman5500 Před rokem +3

    Ah, yes. The Hydrating Lippie. One of my greatest achievements.