Google Reviews of Prisons
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=====THE GANG=====
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Charlie: / @charliedoesstuff
George: / sootgeorge
David: / sootdavid
Jack: / sootjack
Dan: / sootdaan
Matt: / sootmatt
Rhianna: / sootrhianna
=====THE MEDIA=====
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"What is a felon?" _"I t 's a f e m a l e m e l o n , C h a r l i e."_
Yes
Creme Sodie 900 like
Yes
@@user-wk2gi5cp9y why are you subscribed to belle delphine, simp?
Do fruits have gender. Is it gay if I nevermind.
*Gets out of a place you were forcefully trapped in for sometimes years*
*gets on laptop*
Brilliant food, friendly criminals, five stars.
@Annoying Jerk You're not annoying enough Mr Jerk.
@Super Lard brain You've changed your username Mr Jerk.
wtf is happening here
wtf happened here
wtf happens here
"I love how they brutally beat me to death."
*5 stars*
Oh, it's one of those things.
;)
.
*kinky*
*smacc*
I think I've seen that one somewhere before.
Fap
Fap
Fap
*Wet Raspberry Noise*
MMM... Tastes like Nutella...
They traded a duck shaped rock for one hundreds cigarettes?!!
He got scammed.
That rock is priceless
Well said
Agreed
Couldn't have said it better myself
I gave that rock to him when we were kids as a symbol of our friendship.....I can’t believe he gave it away for cigarettes
Jokes aside, what the fuck are they going to do with a rock.
This videos summary:
20% Reading prison reviews
30% Laughter
50% One of them trying to sell his cookie business to a den of dragons
Dragon's Den is a TV show where people pitch their dumb business/product ideas to some investors.
50% DESCRIPTION
It's like British Shark Tank
trying hard to get over 10 minutes :^)
@@MrSchplingle79 Whilst that makes it easier for them to understand, Shark Tank is technically American Dragon's Den.
This is why you always carry a Get Out Of Jail Free card.
There was one kid shot up the kindergarten but used that. I was pretty mad at him but when he pulled out that card I couldn't help but clap.
SleepyMeowstic112002
that’s called buying the card
You may get out of jail, but you're still going to court and then to prison.
Coconut? :O
No, you buy the Roblox gamepass 'Unjail Free'. Trust me, it works. Worth every penny.
2/3: Actually reading Google reviews of Prisons.
1/3: An extended inexplicable sketch about a guy trying to get Telecoms Mogul, Peter to buy into his terrible cookie business on the show “Dragons’ Den”.
Perfectly use of my time, watching this video.
606, three more likes (I’m so immature)
3 likes needed at this point (663 when i liked this)
I need an episode 2 of this
Damn, wish I knew fuck all about Dragon's Den or what the fuck a telecoms mogul is.
Or Peter. Or Debra. Or the other guy.
@@ArcanineEspeon I think dragons den is like shark tank and a telecoms mogul is someone who owns telecoms businesses or something
Not prison but one time my teacher got upset at my class so she walked us over to the jail next to the school (not a very good place for a jail) and told us that if we didnt straighten out our act that was where we'd end up
Plot twist its the jail for pedos
You'll get free health care tho its a win win
Isn't prison just free room healthcare and food
@@choosegamingfps2032 I mean yeah, it kinda is
Why did they threaten the kids with a better location
how did this go from a prison reviews episode to a episode of bootleg dragons den
'Murican bootleg dragons den.
the 10 minute mark mate
Bootleg? I'd say it was pretty spot on.
@@Pippaqueenofdumb The the the the the
Sometimes I wish I were British so I too could laugh at SootHouse's cultural references and weirdly specific stereotypes about people from specific parts of England
You can always read up on it.
Honestly it makes me proud to be british.
@@typ2679 yeah, I'm glad I'm British.
I can’t imagine not knowing what the John Lewis advert is, and just sitting there listening to them crack up for a full minute
So, you want to be America's Bitch?
My local County jail has better reviews than the School District in the area.
Where Do You Live?
Pasco County, FL
@@VincentFarides1776 makes sense
and they're right
@@VincentFarides1776 lol
Please do a review of Antarctica, I’ve heard it’s pretty cool.
c;
"they don't let you leave"
It is, I've heard they eat snow sandwiches with ice as bread. Tasty!
HAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEE
That's cold of you to say
I'd like a Dragons Den episode with just George, Dan, David and Will as the dragons trying to get partnerships with the shittest businesses.
Dans DeadInside i think charlie should be the only dragon
Dans DeadInside i reckon hed be quite good at negotiating
???lauren you make a convincing point
yall r sleeping on jack tbh i bet he’d tear it up in the boardroom
very arigatoful shít man let's just get all of Soothouse to be dragons instead
do google reviews of oceans, yes oceans
Thats a thing?
There's always a thing for everything now
Yup! I left one on the pacific because of how fucking terrible it is, worst ocean ever, 0 stars
Jotaro Kujo gave some reviews on oceans.
@@nonomen6665 Yes, It is time to the owner do a renovation on the ocean. They don't pay any attention to their establishment, how many years has passed without any maintenance in it? It is always dirty and all.
Is it bad that I *_really_* want more Bootleg Dragon's Den from you guys?
Just a voice over of actual episodes and their own stupid shit would be absolutely hilarious.
So it's basically a British rip off of Shark Tank?
Trey Walker You wot mate? Riff-off? Dragon’s den was released four years before Shark Tank was lmao
@@copycatz1361 'Muricans: DRAGONS DEN IS SHARK TANK RIP OFF WAAAAAAAA
Dragon's Den: * was released in 2005 while Shark Tank was released in 2009
Wow pro gamer move, 'Muricans lmao
hahaha lmao
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I came here for google reviews on prisons and ended up getting a Dragon's Den roleplay midway in
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I came here of an evaluation of a SootHouse episode. The first two stars were fine, but then the author started to deviate in the chosen icons, and I think they are trying to hack my browser.
Laetitian Madhatter it was a 2 out of five. In the same format you gave a 0 out of 2.
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I came to this reply section expecting people to appreciate the comment. First reply was great but the second one clearly did not get the joke the first reply made.
Came for the prison reviews, stayed for the dragons den
Mers That sounds like a medieval fantasy-themed porno.
That means you watch too much of it then, buddy.
can we get one more like 666 iluminati confirm
I want to know who George picked. lol
Uterjelly And you don't watch enough of it, homeslice.
Tbh how have you guys NOT done a Florida Man based video. Some of the most absurd news articles, all from florida
Yes, this must happen
Us floridians aim to please
Florida Man, the hero we need, the hero we don't deserve.
YES I APROVE
There's an entire subreddit for it
7:03
"Can you give us an idea of your turnover in the last year."
"Oh they were delicious."
5/5 Came for the crime stayed for the dragons.
I love how half of it is just the roleplaying
Eat crossiant
@@lennygirlthetruesavvysavag2410
Eat pant.
Did you guys literally just have a dragon's den roleplay in the middle of an episode.
best part imo
They could parody Top Gear on ice and I wouldn't be surprised.
had to get to 10 minutes
🎶"Dejavu, ive seen these replys before"🎶
No, that was the video.
I want to know how much ”time customers usually spend here“
And what are their busy hours?
Rena Kunisaki good question
"Customers usually spend about 20 to life here, depending on parole"
I spent 23 years for 3 counts of vehicular manslaughter and coordinated attacks against children
@@Liam-zg2ip understandable, have a nice day
To all the Americans claiming that Dragon’s Den is a Shark Tank rip off: you DO realise that Dragon’s Den was made four years before Shark Tank was released, right?
I've only seen one person say that
who was made before what?
They're made by the same people
>To all the "Americans"
Teach me this ability to instantly discern a person's nationality through text using only arbitrary logic alone.
@@ChrrolloDI If you read a bit further, he is only talking to the Americans claiming Dragon's Den is a rip off.
*when you forgot to change the D E S C R I P T I O N*
Frickfrock The crock what did it say before it got changed?
0 0 f I don’t remember I think I spelled something wrong
_’it wasn’t lit’_
yes that is what it says good job
Indeed, i too saw the thumbnail.
@@BananaLizard That thumbnail had me dying. 😂
It really wasnt
Litn't
I love how this channel is just people having fun laughing at stuff.
the thumbnail is one letter off of being topical as of october 22, 2021
At the start of every soothouse video
*Someone asks a have you ever question
Someone:"NO"
Someone Else "YES"
Literally says a sentence normally
Everyone: laugh hysterically
Don’t worry. If the house is hunted, we can just hire some ghost haunters!
I s THAT *C H L O E*
I thiINK *IT IS*
@@wayward_clique9309 *Y E S*
the FBI agent who monitors your game progress
This is where Chloe goes if you set her free at the end
That thumbnail has aged so well
How?
@@Periwinkleaccount it says "alex baldwin" in the review screenshot
@@pinkiepielunagirls4541 But who’s Alex Baldwin? I found stuff about a guy called Alec Baldwin going to prison, but I didn’t find anything about whoever Alex Baldwin is.
That thumbnail was one C away from aging poorly
It wasn't clit
Why?
@@cyberqueen201 this is pretty irrelevant now but take a look at that name
This is secretly a help message, they are stuck in the soothouse and need our help
Elliott Piker yo
Sorrow
TV
Think about it
It's the soothouse
690th like
5 stars:
Only got shanked twice, but other than that, it wasn’t that bad.
Question: what does 'shanked' mean?
ima airplane stabbed in uk slang
ima airplane It's when you share snacks with your inmate
@@imaairplane708 It's not exactly uk slang, but a shank and stab is very different. A stab is sort of like a deep, deep, poke. A shank is basically a really quick poke about 4-7 times
Better question why does it sound like they are disappointed about not being shamked more
The thumbnail is some prophet level predict
That thumbnail with alex Baldwin is kinda ironic now
This is so sad can we have some water
CactusTeam is it CLEAN
no get your own
No C O K E
painfully unfunny, disliked
I gotchu
Can anyone imagine a SootHouse video without laughter
Someone should like make an edit where nobody laughs at anybody's jokes and it's just super awkward
EmptyHouse
That's just called SorrowTV
@@RaphCSGO No..?
No.
That thumbnail aged like chardonnay blanc from 1953.
I just realised the text is colour-coded. I've been watching for 4 months.
I thought British prison was just Australia? 🤔
Chad McStacy aw fuck sake😂 gotta tell NASA to eliminate you
@@wildcard.- r/wooosh
Morgan Dignowity Australia isn’t real lol
@@artezui Double woosh
wait isn't Australia like South Canada
DEPRESSION
Edit: How tf did I get this many likes by saying depression
YEAH- no wait
YEAH
*ERECTION*
CONGESTION
ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM
“Not enough Singing- A little misleading.”
what!? Was he expecting the inmates to sing a cover of Dolly Parton? “Serving 9 to life! 😂”
Prisons are called "sing sings"
I was picturing more of a _Jailhouse Rock_ situation...
No the Chain gangs
That thumbnail aged well
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"Dat's whey mah PE teacher went aftah he tuched meh bum."
"We're the type of idiots that look forward to the John Lewis advert every year"
*uncontrollable laughter*
The thumbnail reminds me of something. Something to do with rust...
*"it wasn't lit"*
Are you saying that it's unlit as in dark?
@@Felix-wq2ec I think that was the intent of the reviewer. But I'll bet prison isn't very lit in the colloquial sense either.
Why are we still here
Just to suffer
it was okay
It wasn't lit,
It was shit.
I hate prison
I was their minion
A little poem for ya cause why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ok I'll leave now..
2/10 too much water
1.5/10 not clean enough
11/10 so much water. Stay hydrated bois
Man, that water doesn't look clean.
It wasn't lit?
That joke is dead
Hilarious thumbnail considering what's going on right now
the thumbnail to this video aged well
this video was so british that i had to go make some tea.
I am going to smoke some tea
Lancelot V Sounds dope, can i join?
Ur pic is so white that I just had to drink pumpkin spice latte
Mf Tripz xD
@leDankus what about Tokyo bay
That thumbnail predicted the future
Alex Baldwin put in prison 3 years ago, now Alec Baldwin might go to prison
can we get a whole video dedicated to dragons den pitches haha
This, please!
"-£199,995"
*gets offers from all five dragons*
Isn't there a game like that? Snake oil or something? It'd be fun to hear them play.
Haha
oh no the thumbnail aged REAL bad
Glad to know I’m not the only middle-class twat to call Christmas “Crimbo” 😂
I’m sorry I’m not British
I don't know if anyone here is, Colon. What if we all live in one large land mass and people just talk kind of funny and act different just for fun. Just like the simulations. Except this time it's worse. This time we all die in the end. Either painfully or not painfully. And we have to choose. Because the clock is ticking. There is not time to waste. We will die and go somewhere new. To a new landmass in a never-ending murder cycle of fun! Grinning Face
As a lower working classman I can tell you I also call it crimbo on the occasion.
I didn't think the U.K had prisons I thought they had Australia.
We did but then they decided to make their own country.
Mate you just copy pasted one of the top comments...
Holy shit people are telling me my comment is copy pasted from a top comment... and I thought it was original, than I looked and saw a top comment posted an hour before mine with pretty much the same premise as mine... I seriously didn't notice and now... my whole life is completely useless... seriously man IF ONLY I WAS EARLIER.......
Well you do bring the propane
Card44 remember dude you can’t have the same ideas as someone else or else you copied them!
That thumbnail... oof
The thumbnail is almost hilariously ahead of its time
When the video is about prisons but it ends on a fictional cookie business pitch to Dragons Den, you know it's gonna be one to remember.
I can’t believe they put prison reviews in this Dragon’s Den video.
i love sitting here. being american. And they make references i have no potential to understand at all
ah yes, as a British person i get all of these
Telecoms Mogul, Peter.
PogChamp
fierce_berzerk pog chain
I'm German, just sitting here watching them laugh about jokes I don't get. But tbh I don't think I could use my time any better xD
oh my god i thought the person in the thumbnail meant to write "alec baldwin" but then i looked at when this was uploaded. i'm going to hell😭😭
There’s no way anyone who isn’t British could understand the majority of this video
I doooo. I'm Dutch and I get most of the references. But only because I had a boyfriend from Yorkshire, and I like Britain so pay automatic attention when I read or hear something about it.
You are very right
English isnt my first language and understnad everything m8
Youre wrong you just need to not be american
I know enough gavinisms to get me through this.
Seeing that thumbnail in late 2021 hits a bit different now.
*the food was the best food I've ever eaten. My roommate was friendly and only tried to stab me twice, but lovely Geezer though hope he gets out before his wife leaves*
Yes,The God must be crazy.The God must be crazy,The God must be crazy,classical,remembering and comedy during the early 80's still laughing,laughing and laughing daily.weekly and monthly at all.Cheers to all.
@@inakakunam nuthouse for you
+Tyler McDonald :-(
His brain is fried from those animes on his channel.
Dangerous stuff, hope my kids don't touch them.
Yes, he should be very lucky. God should be messy, messy, messy, messy, messy, messy, messy, scary and scary. God must be stupid, useless, unusual, remember the first 80 minutes, laughs, laughs, laughs, every day, every week and every month. Greetings
bro the thumbnail
That thumbnail tho-
dragons den is such a better name than shark tank because dragons are known to be dangerous and hoard lots of money
kermit sewerside true but it's called sharks for "loan sharks" because they loan money
Whereas sharks are renowned for there cuddles right
Liam Thomas duh. ever watched baby shark do doo do do do do?
Samuel Young now that i think about it there’s good reasons for the name shark tank top ok original comment is cancelled everyone go home
kermit sewerside ever seen Pete's dragon? He's cuddly. Don't cry Morty it's ok 👌
Oml please do reviews of schools. The ones about mine are funny as hell.
// Aesthetic // yeah they should do high schools tho
@@diegonapoles2469 yeah my middle school reviews are a total meme
"this school has ligma"
I found it in my old school
A group of kids made a Twitter account for my old high school and kept it running for a while, it was funny as fuck... I am gonna go find it now
Weird time to get this recommended based on the thumbnail since the name is similar to alec Baldwin
"Can you give us an idea of your turnover in the last year?"
I don't make turnovers, I make cookies
Pyrocynical's father left all of these reveiws
We reached a quarter of a million subscribers
the fact that we reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal
* cat in wheel chair hits ground *
David Jeffery why do you have two first names
@@idiothoe5421 why does your name sound like a fookin street mate
Was that last part basically the British version of “shark tank”?
Yes. Dragon's Den is Brit shark tank.
No dragons den is canadian shark tank
Yeah and it's great.
Rich English people telling poor English people that their ideas are wank.
Top quality telly.
Yeah the Canadian one too
No shark tank is american dragons den
That thumbnail aged so fucking well it's hilarious.
Des-pa-SCRIPTION
Underrated
*”we’re the idiots that look forward to the John Lewis ad every year”* 😂😂😂
Instructions unclear. I am now a seagull.
Boy howdy that thumbnail
DESCRIPTION so I'll pay attention
Please do reviews of the North Korean embassy in London. They're amazing.
Joe's Gaming Channel "Met big lad Kim, seems nice fellow. Same there wasn't any food"
This Alec Baldwin joke got so much better
They tried to warn us
5/10 nice showering service. All the other men help you pick up the soap in the showers.
*Description*
Noun
-This is a description.
No its a definition
NO THIS IS PATRICK
The thumbnail: "Alex Baldwin: it wasn't lit"
The real life: "Alec Baldwin: Who the fuck put a bullet in my gun?"
Real life: it was lit
Better question, why would Alec Baldwin point a gun at 2 people when the scene didn't even involve the gun leaving the holster?
@@kdrapertrucker the man wasn’t practicing firearms safety and chose to be reckless
that... that thumbnail
That shameless dragon dens roleplay to get the video to 10:03.
Lel
Dude I don't even care that shit was fuckin. Hilarious!
Thank you! Finally! I agree, Aeris
10:04 actually
Was gonna comment the same thing.
I can't say the video turning into Dragon's Den role play halfway though was the _first_ thing I expected.
5:25
*_🎶I DON'T WANNA BE FREEEEEEE🎶-_*
A review by alex baldwin? Huh this aged perfectly
Ahemm DESCRIPTION.
Done, thank me later.
Idk wym it seem fine to me ;)
I love how they just had a Dragon's Den roleplay in the middle of the video
5:24 I'm going to assume that was a review of Sing Sing.
That’s a nice DESCRIPTION
Prison food didn't have enough olives. Not yim yum.
Corn*
Beans*
Stapled tree bread*
yik yuck*
i love how they delve into a roleplay of whatever that is
that thumbnail aged well.