When Google Translate Goes Wrong

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=====THE GANG=====
Wilbur: / wilbursoot
Charlie: / @charliedoesstuff
George: / sootgeorge
David: / sootdavid
Jack: / sootjack
Dan: / sootdaan
Matt: / sootmatt
Rhianna: / sootrhianna
=====THE MEDIA=====
Music: incompetech.com/
Discord: / discord
Patreon: / soothouse
Twitter: / housesoot
Twitch: / soothouse

[@TalkingSoup]

light gary
and his nemesis
dark gary

[@theastronomicalh8639]

17.5\10 best movie

[@shoukatsukai]

Nintendo Week

[@Yukkuri_Yakumo]

@@theastronomicalh8639 i agree, i heard they're making a sequel

[@ottolaing4039]

LIIGHT GARY, AAAAH, FIGHTER OF THE DARK GAAARY, AAAAH

[@5000antsinacoat]

50 shades of gary

[@kalanaherath3076]

I Google translated *"Soot house"* to Chinese and back to English. It gave me *"Coal Smoke room"*

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

*s m o k e r o o m*

[@internalforce]

Coal Smoke room is my favorite CZcams Channel

[@toastarkat]

*coal smork room

[@r0nium]

I mean, it's not wrong.

[@wetplant1748]

I did the same thing but to different languages and got "ashtray"
Edit: I add some more to the chain and got cemetery

[@l.l1118]

“Do not disturb, Tiny grass is dreaming” is a comforting and cute statement

[@chrystalwayland3860]

I agree, I find it Wholesome

[@darkmoonthedirewolf9231]

Let the smol sleepo lel

[@gottalivehappy]

Do not disturb, Tiny serel kiler is dreaming

[@Cardinalt]

@@gottalivehappy dreaming of what?

[@coffee_person938]

@@Cardinalt being big serel kiler

[@amyk3442]

"Ignorauce is dongnous, but knowledy without usponsibility is more dangenous." - Martin Luther King Jr

[@itsdawheelchair2307]

"Anything is possible?"

[@yeaaaaaaaaaaahff]

# anything is possible. ?🤔

[@kuri5781]

"Anything is possible?" - George (Maybe.)

[@georginaanbarasi2522]

truly inspiring words.

[@davidnissim589]

holy shit, that's deep

[@MyLeg_Fred]

Me: *Mows grass*
Grass: *Glass shattering noises*

[@aegis_knight]

Australia noooo, they're dreaming

[@janlohndorf9665]

Minecraft sound randomizer mod

[@ingenide]

_S q u a r e_

[@canoncorgi]

Thank you Australia

[@MyLeg_Fred]

@@aegis_knight People die while dreaming all the time so idk how this is any different.

[@cameronroy2129]

Honestly if I saw a sign that said tiny grass is dreaming I would stay off the grass

[@whatasurprise6908]

sameeee

[@mr.cucumber3645]

Too be honest, understanding Chinese and seeing this translation are way much funnier for example the “f the vegetable” one.

[@moemoethecoolest]

I would print out a picture of Grassy from BFDI and stick it there, then never touch the grass again because he's dreaming and I dare not stop him.

[@jenkinsfamily2229]

Same. Respect to the grass!

[@pufferz6788]

The translation is actually accurate

[@davidnissim589]

Adapt to all kinds of pavement:
- The pebbles
- The glass
- The asphale
- S Q U A R E

[@PaperTS]

R E C T A N G L N ' T

[@yashwantsingh6703]

I laughed my ass off L I T E R A L L Y

[@johndoes_art]

Rofl

[@Random1785YT]

ah yes the glass

[@EReid2073]

Your comment is at 666 likes 👀

[@he8056]

1:16 *“Take off the broken edge and die.”*
*_Bet mate-_*

[@watergamer6446]

*_Local Person Found Dead_*
"why is there a sandwich here"

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

@shut up what a slay! 😂😂😂

[@davithepaninigod9142]

*well don’t mind if i do*

[@NetherHawk]

@violin sample.mp3 because no one says "bet mate"

[@oh-not-the-bees7872]

"Dark gary" sounds like the end boss of an ironic video game

[@daPvta]

It's the boss of the Vault 108

[@butteredsalmonella]

You are challenged by Champion Dark Gary!

[@Shinyfur5474]

Oh-not-the-bees like Miitopia?

[@hinatauzumaki2164]

Or the nickname you would give a black dude

[@humidpuddle8897]

Dark gaul from destiny

[@HappyPotat]

In fairness the Roblox children are actually encrypting their messages behind cleverly disguised bad grammar so that they woun't get censored or banned for telling people to commit self-neverending rest.

[@kirinplays3822]

go commit magnet eletricity

[@strawberry3265]

Commit try to fly

[@user-eq7pp5uj3z]

Go commit not feeling so good

[@imlivinginyourceiling]

*They’re evolving.*

[@sgtclover]

go commit 4

[@DietrichGarbo]

I unironically want that “Do not disturb. Tiny grass is dreaming” sign for my garden. It is wonderful.

[@starryskies0]

I also want that sign aaa

[@UnStorm]

Light Gary is the representation of peace, hope, and tranquility.
Dark gary is the representation of chaos, destruction, and negativeness.
They balanced each other out, until the tragic day, the day that will never be forgotten...
The day Red Gary was born.

[@nubgaming11lmao37]

I need more

[@taysem321]

Do you know which gary will win?
The one you feed

[@jberrethful]

They both work together to defeat red gary.

[@HexDoesRoblox]

What about gary gary

[@UnStorm]

@@HexDoesRoblox Gary Gary was the fusion between the Two Garys as a Trump card to stop red Gary, they set their differences aside, hence the name doesn't have light nor darkness. Gary Gary hold his own against Red Gary, and Red Gary was Badly injured, but he managed to escape and heal to come back stronger than before.

[@abomiyeti7440]

Dark gary
$14.99
*In Stock.*

[@katie2940]

May i buy a dark gary please?

[@Umayrica]

If EA owned Pokémon

[@sir_zekes]

(is this a slavery joke) if so can i get the dark gary for a whiteman discount

[@awesomepossume3682]

Dark gary vs light gary is my favorite anime battle of all time

[@samtarumoto9097]

new soothouse merch

[@saYONAkidoRII]

The boss when you fight against him: Dark Gary
The boss when you unlock him as a playable character: Light Gary

[@alopecia09]

Best example: Childe from genshin impact.

[@blueboltbomber8786]

Fun fact: The part where the roblox character says "Commit die" is actually a common insult in Roblox which a famous roblox youtuber started. There's also different versions, such as "Commit unalive," "Commit low-battery," "Commit toaster-bath," etc.

[@PaperTS]

And if they talk about suicide they say Ima kermit soupside or I'm going to commit self die

[@chaosspider5765]

They say these things because of Roblox chat filter, so they have to bypass the filter.

[@PaperTS]

I was just informing

[@katsboi8920]

I wanna commit mass gene no side

[@clyde-or-monty]

Kamil Kubajka and I could say “I will commit breath’nt” or “I will commit the awesome bungee jump with no bungee”

[@AnnaRudolfChess]

Holy smork, that's me. *blushes like a tiny grass*

[@titan1853]

Hey, Anna. I have many... leather bound books.

[@calzone34]

Glass*

[@InessaMaxinova]

COME ON SOOTHOUSE, PIN HER COMMENT, GIVE A HEART, ANYTHING!
EDIT ON 06/30: THANK YOU

[@andrewharnish3392]

i have...many leather bound books.

[@Scruffy39]

*LEATHER*
*BOUND*
*BOOKS*

[@infernaltigris]

S m o r k A l a m

[@fredwood6107]

smok alm

[@owoomyhecc5676]

tsheesh
tsheesh
blezu

[@booooohie]

S M O R K A L A M

[@equinoxonroblox]

@temmie tem TEM

[@dyingofcringe8839]

alam means know in my language

[@noodlegod2797]

Mom: open wide, you can’t just have chicken nuggets every day
Me as a child: 0:42

[@ConorDaRobin]

Fook yer veggie-tables! :3

[@breadlord6698]

Yas

[@TheBeast94YT]

@@ConorDaRobin Do not disturb. Tiny Grass is dreaming.
Dreaming about what?
Being big grass!

[@ConorDaRobin]

@@TheBeast94YT My English is not good, but THIS is a fucking!

[@MagnumLoadedTractor]

Lol

[@Tiasdaa]

I love how there's just plain laughing at the dark gary - light gary part.

[@vision4860]

4:50 "Old clothes put in mouth"?
Or in other words...
*eat pant*

[@dudeman1983]

Stollen from YeetusDeletus

[@Igneeka]

Why didn't you even try to change the words or something ?

[@Logun2549]

Stolen

[@djskullboy2871]

Nobody cares if it’s stolen

[@vision4860]

Lol I never even saw any of these replies until I just came back to rewatch this video. But you know, it isn't insane to think that multiple people thought of the same joke indepedently, based on the same in-joke on a CZcams channel. I stole this joke from nobody, I'm just not as well-known as Yeetus Deletus.

[@fulgurus9796]

You : eat pant
Me, an intellectual : old clothes put in mouth

[@fulgurus9796]

Lol no

[@lizzie3036]

that was good XD

[@nugget4yearsago518]

Go commit 0% consciousness

[@dembones8415]

funny but not Lon

[@thatoneguy9582]

Art- Rocities
go commit bad swim

[@talon_xi165]

_Light Gary. Medium Gary. Dark Gary. Bright Gary. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Dark Gary Nation attacked. Only the Gary, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Gary, an airbender named Gary. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Gary can save the world._

[@breadlord6698]

How teelt fonk

[@breadlord6698]

Tont

[@breadlord6698]

Font

[@iansonofthor]

Ah yes. The 4 kinds of pavement:
• Pebbles
• Glass
• Asphale
• S Q U A R E

[@MrBlueRBLX]

Stolen comment? I think so.

[@dhananjayvasudeva7628]

@@MrBlueRBLX *SQUARE*

[@Bug0221]

@@MrBlueRBLX *SQUARE*

[@MrBlueRBLX]

@@Bug0221 rectanglen't

[@PixelVarnox]

The tiny grass is sleeping, please do not mow it, that would be cowardly.

[@mzrwizardmzr]

amen brudda

[@amywebb359]

666 likes

[@EnzolioLP]

Do not disturb the grass. Legends tell of story of man that cut tiny grass yes yes and tiny grass make man commit die.
Im german and still, wriiting this shit, somehow, hurt deeply in my soul.

[@5up3rp3rs0n]

Fun fact: The grass translation is not really that far off. The Chinese text says "The grass is resting, please do not disturb." It's meant to be a less direct and somewhat "cute" way to ask people not to step on the grass, which is a kind of "convoluted speech" that works much much better in Chinese than in English.

[@treemeatthealmighty]

How does oen tooy

[@cmcshane2740]

*I T I S F O R B I D D E N T O D O G*

[@internalforce]

Don't tell the Americans what dogging is

[@corv3007]

@@internalforce how about Estonians

[@zythum0660]

@@internalforce im american and i know what it means lol

[@Fred_the_1996]

@@internalforce god no

[@ilovethedslite]

I'm Canadian please tell me what it means

[@thatelectropig8678]

0:42 the way he said it so enthusiastically made me laugh so hard

[@robin_ch]

fook vegetables!! :D

[@JavAnimations14]

fook your veggie-tables!

[@suffering9481]

Fork vegetables

[@samdoesstuff4924]

3:40 i started hysterically laughing at this and i couldn't stop

[@dea7623]

Same dude

[@hugo511]

Light gary (Gary not included)

[@cyandinomashups]

@@h4rl3h _REALLY?_

[@hugo511]

ShadowFlame Ye, I understood it

[@DylanoTheWizard]

@@h4rl3h r/wooosh

[@vehicleboi5598]

I saw that the new Mac Mini has a new space *g a r y* finish.

[@Aresydatch]

ShadowFlame his name was DIPSHT

[@RaisedLetter]

Y’all need to record yourselves doing a round of Cards Against Humanity together.

[@rockybfdi2763]

I would pay to see that.

[@gack2]

I would risk my life to watch the masterpiece.

[@optimism9932]

YES

[@edrama757]

I miss SootHouse...

[@toast7922]

It's over

[@BlondeCurlsBlueEyes]

"Do you are have stupid?" It's the blithe smile on the cube thing that killed me

[@harrisonmissell1716]

2:26 when I first watched I thought the fail was that the left hat was just grey and the right hat was white but nope it’s Spongebob’s beloved pet reading a Edgar Allen Poe story

[@lewisneedham2168]

Gary-more

[@katorche]

*fifty shades of gary*

[@mudasbeats]

Doggymovie lol

[@quetzaal5414]

i’d watch that movie

[@katorche]

@@quetzaal5414 doggymovie or gary

[@quetzaal5414]

gary

[@cobraglatiator]

gary?

[@smudgewah]

"Hundreds die in a sandwich press"

[@HayabusaCrimsonShadow]

Sounds like an action movie quote

[@akish302]

Tragic.

[@THESTANLEYPARABLE69]

Wholesome

[@matthewmckee3762]

@@HayabusaCrimsonShadow More like a Florida newspaper headline.

[@borbleborb4586]

“Take off the broken edge and die”

[@allisonnd14]

The way George's voice trembles at 4:10 and how he is trying to hold back his laughter is amazing.

[@justin2308]

“Tiny grass is dreaming.”
“Dreaming about what?”
Photosynthesis! Photosynthesis!

[@Kokorisu]

"Uploaded 38 seconds ago".
The sound of destiny.

[@milkweed6876]

ɪ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ woah there

[@aepheixa]

And now 7 minutes later, you have 233 likes on ur comment!

[@danielwood6553]

ɪ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ
Calm it down there Sir Edgelord of Teenangst

[@AwkwardBlackGal613]

ɪ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ Congrats

[@dreadqueenpersephone5355]

Dread it, run from it, *SOOTHOUSE VIDEOS* still arrive.

[@matthewlee8667]

Dark and light Gary are your opponents in the next Pokemon game

[@JackanFor]

Matthew Lee Dark and light ash is gonna be you.

[@piercedsiren]

I was thinking of Beta Gay and Alpha Gay

[@luco663]

50 shades of Gary

[@ictyicty]

I fight them with me
Edit- I just joked around
It meant I will fight with my own body

[@bigfudge2031]

it reminds me of the Garry's from Fallout 3.

[@SharkBeret]

4:35
Your Raddit Silver Award, Sir. 🥈

[@pansexualpancake]

2:11
please do not the cat: finaly a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!

[@swiftpotato6746]

So what surfaces can your scooter go on?
Me: *_S Q U A R E_*

[@Sn00zeYYYY]

The glass

[@aidancommenting]

No, the glass is dreaming, it needs to grow into big glass. You can't ride your scooter on the glass when it's dreaming

[@mr.walter6973]

*The glass*

[@cometcal7387]

the assphale

[@maiandhoua1]

The legos

[@robertw6894]

the pebbles
the glass
the asphale
*_S Q U A R E._*

[@KareemHillJr]

*E N I X*

[@VixxieVamp92]

SQUEH

[@BlackScreenProductions125]

*P L E A S E T H E S A C C*

[@phantomphoenix4981]

Yes I do the pebbles

[@acepenterbig4267]

Out of your pavements which are you?
The pebbles
The glass
The asphale
*квадрат*

[@deepcosmos_]

0:42
Why does he sound like the "objects that I've shoved up my arse" guy there

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

cause they're both british mate.

[@GameyRaccoon]

They're the same guy

[@slendveny7191]

2:00 Well, that escalated quickly.

[@erin6964]

shhhh... the tiny grass is *dreaming of being big grass*

[@rach3092]

`Muni Heroyeto that’s actually kinda adorable lol

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

Rachel T True

[@DZMoops]

But some of the tiny grass dreams of being glass

[@BirdCyclops]

`Muni Heroyeto that was so wholesome

[@lunarequine7734]

nesiclor or lawn mowers

[@grandmasteryoda4886]

Dreaming.. tiny grass is.
About being big grass, they are.

[@caliphthescorpion5220]

Ok

[@ntqwa1364]

Truly wonderful the mind of a tiny grass is

[@whosinparis8038]

I FOUND YODA

[@guiextreme7302]

Thank you yoda very cool.

[@davidliu2243]

I think it actually translates to "Tiny grasses are resting, do not disturb"

[@TheDancingDoggo]

I will never forget how hard I laughed when I heard the “S Q U A R E” joke for the first time

[@gack2]

"Adapt to all kinds of pavement"
the pebbles
the glass
the asphale
*_S Q U A R E_*
edit: i'm sorry to edit this masterpiece but what the hell why are you guys liking this
its already 140 likes come on
8 month later edit: hi hows your day

[@cometcal7387]

more like
the *a s s p h a l e*

[@gack2]

@@cometcal7387 true ahahaha

[@sylver8919]

Comet Cal ass fail go haha

[@billylopatto6269]

s q u a r e

[@birdmcrandomsux]

kitsuka the T R I A N G L E

[@mybestfriendlober]

"hello? i wanna buy a light gary."

[@cro.7081]

Blue Line Doge with Martial Skills “NO YOU WILL GET A DARK GARY!”

[@AmyAberrant]

Isn't that the guy from Snow Patrol?

[@darkshade2k7]

Im afraid im not for sale, fellows

[@friskthehuman7796]

I read this when it popped up

[@oklahomafool2420]

You’re house does not have chimney. DOES NOT BUY!

[@muichirotokitou2615]

"hundreds die in a sandwich press, take off the broken edge and die"

[@CocoTheMii]

@real gamer
mmm
*_D E A T H_*

[@roomsickgirlsescape]

"Don't tell Americans what dogging means"
Me, an American who already has an idea as to what dogging means: *maybe I am British*

[@popisdeadisagoodsong9997]

Me too. I always confuse my friends by using dog and shag instead of fuck. I get infinite entertainment from it!

[@JayPredictable]

4:18 hey its me lol
no joke this was me, old account was JayPlaysGames27 but the acc got deleted, was trynna look like luigi

[@SpywareVA]

Dude you're a fucking legend

[@thailandball8074]

🧢

[@JayPredictable]

@@thailandball8074 there is no way i can prove it anymore since my acc got deleted, but it was me 🙏

[@dylan-fnaf1679]

2:26 *CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER*
3:25: *CHOOSE YOUR PATH*

[@dea7623]

I chose S Q U A R E

[@oceanman7176]

i choose the asphale

[@notcastula6923]

I choose the glass

[@ism333mx]

S Q U 🅰️ R E

[@Excaliburumbra801]

Square is the better

[@lordihlendam3619]

I think I sprained my diaphragm laughing at "Dark/Light Gary"

[@luco663]

I don't think you can do that... but ok.

[@vaiyt]

Dark gary even looks more evil

[@tredI9100]

50 Shades Of G a r y

[@shoukatsukai]

Dark Gary is from Nintendo Week lol

[@DomesticatedDuck]

Minecraft actually had a Gary Banner in console edition at one point

[@unchartedchartz]

Kinda sad they stopped doing this cause of the text to speech videos. These are so much better.

[@aramkimodo]

0:42 He says that with such pride and gusto,and I love it

[@fressh]

Google translate really rustles my jimmies

[@LP-ic3sx]

Really butters my croissant

[@potat2757]

really flips my pancakes

[@starfall_nat_]

Really *BEATS MY MEAT*

[@dallischu2950]

Really scrambles my omelet

[@albingrahn5576]

Really harvests my potatoes

[@Garrett_Thompson]

Most of those roblox ones are people getting around the language filter

[@peemium9505]

Damn i didnt think of that

[@alligator7961]

No kidding I'm a old user of roblox who quit a week ago , people get around the filter easily by saying stuff like "fu..ck"

[@noxious_nights]

undertale 44 yep

[@evan4686]

@@alligator7961 I saw someone raving about this all new exploit on Roblox and it turns out all it was is the fact you can say fuck if you put "Kung fu ck". It's a pretty smart filter tbh.

[@yustinj.3910]

Kids: **say words with vulgar and even sexual meanings but separate the letters**
Roblox:
Mature people: **say a number**
Roblox
*Now this is an Avengers level threat.*

[@jayyu8229]

0:54 amazingly, that is essentially what the sign is saying

[@PouLS]

0:32
"54 feet"
"I KNOW IT WAS 54 INCHES"
Me, an intelectual: "54 seconds"

[@villagernumber7882]

SootHouse: Uploads this video.
Me: Ths is *CENUNFLY FLNNY*

[@gamemage3009]

Lon

[@villagernumber7882]

@GameMage ye i lon.

[@byebyefyoa]

Lon 😀😀😀😀😀

[@mindworms5181]

*L o n*

[@dhzudhzvszbzbs]

iats Noot Cenunfly flnny iates Lon

[@niagalamron]

And don't forget *_S Q U A R E_*

[@ziggymaranto6282]

They probably meant “town square” or “plaza.”

[@lowqualitydio2727]

the

[@lowqualitydio2727]

h b

[@lowqualitydio2727]

*s q u a r e .*

[@thejay8963]

Ziggy Maranto
No, they meant *S Q U A R E*

[@DiegoTheRebel]

Her: "what's your spirit animal?"
Me: *"Dark Gary"*

[@Princedustry6789]

What children say when they're forced to eat vegetables: 0:42

[@MKNerdMusic]

2:45 - It's like those choice-based games where your character is influenced by your decisions. Do good things and become Light Gary; inversely, do bad things and become Dark Gary.

[@KarmaKeyenore]

MKNerd Music How about light gray Gary?

[@MKNerdMusic]

Balanced option, when you make an equal amount of dark and light choices.

[@laurahurst8901]

MKNerd Music so undertale I guess
GARYTALE

[@MissPoonkieBaby]

i am jeuse

[@deadmeme93]

Do you are have stupid?

[@joonatanlepind3124]

Mrs. Doubtfire *Fuck vegetables*

[@animazusupersonic]

verv funy

[@gladisgiggles7057]

all hail jeuse

[@letthehousein4343]

wow ‘tis jeuse

[@Liquefaction]

"The pebbles. The glass. The asphale. _SQUARE_

[@shiibwrry]

3:40

[@russellnoe3054]

Why have light Gary when you can have *DARK GARY*

[@SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-lt3vy]

My English is not good! But this video is a *F U C K I N G!*

[@croc3862]

10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos Comment this on pornhub

[@adanklobster6525]

Why do you actually have 40,000 subcribers without any videos?

[@EazyRed]

Bruh your litteraly everywhere
Code 5436

[@ryanm6004]

How are you EVERYWHERE?!?!?!

[@Fighting.Flower]

10,000 subscribers without any videos, what an accomplishment! How do you do it?

[@DerNeik]

3:55 Baldi, is that you?

[@demicantthink8401]

My favourite pavement!
*S Q U A R E*

[@isaacwright6522]

Ah yes, my favorite character from Dragon Ball:
Raddit

[@mr.walter6973]

My favorite app *RADDIT*

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

what's the website virgin neckbeard go to?
RADDIT.

[@sabinastrash6813]

Raddit is another name for big chungus
(Rabbit+Reddit)

[@garlicsalt317]

Best comment

[@malihaider2669]

My fave animal is raddit

[@jacobgreig5199]

2:30 Gary the dark becomes Gary the light. My favourite part from Lord of the rings.

[@max-davy]

You have no power here, Gary the dark
Hahahaha-hueeah!

[@connorgaming4588]

Kid: Mom are we almost done I don’t like being at the grocery store.
Mom: yea we just gotta go to *Fuck Vegetables* and then we’ll be done

[@chase_00f98]

I'm rewatching these videos and I haven't laughed like this in months

[@foiledits]

make dark gary a color of your eat pant merch

[@widhskxnkan1349pl]

Gary clothes put in mouth

[@mikailvandartel]

Colour*

[@opheliaw.5167]

oh fuck off with that british colour stuff

[@fortniteawesomeparodys3385]

Ophelia S. *Says that using the British spelling*

[@jordanhicks5131]

SabreGamer ok then, fuck off with that *color* shit

[@lycheejuus]

I want that "Hahaha" phone case, it's so dumb I love it

[@aneta5470]

@@shibve hahahahah.

[@ambera9862]

Thumbnail: old clothes put in mouth
Me, an intellectual: eAT PANT

[@starryskies0]

0:53 I love this so much it’s both cute and hilarious to me

[@trahnoelnikana5791]

I’m surprised nobody commented
“Sorry. Hello for bad english”

[@babynissan]

thats a fucking

[@Matheus_Braz]

Hi (sorry for my bad English).

[@trahnoelnikana5791]

Eh eh eh eh yes

[@olyophogrific]

are you the are the is?

[@Victor-zo6ox]

My english is not good, but this is a FUCKING!

[@TravellingTARDIS]

*_SQUARE_*

[@hypnotic8285]

** *S Q U A R E* **

[@uselessfish9769]

CUBE

[@gluecan3337]

*_the pebbles_*

[@cloakss]

T h e g l a s s

[@TravellingTARDIS]

_adapt to all kinds of pavement_

[@yuukoaioi5868]

Nobody:
Not a single soul:
The sneeze: teACH

[@tashkent561]

Aioi-san, nice to see you here.

[@breadlord6698]

I sneeze like: ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ- BØÕM

[@renee6965]

"Tiny grass is dreaming" sounds pretty mystical

[@That_StinkyMatt]

3:30
Gen z humor be like

[@creeperjo7]

3:20 i laughed so hard that my left lung just came out my ear

[@not-squezze]

gary
the cooler gary.

[@ghoulishgam3r508]

Petition to have asphalt renamed asphale.

[@crushyy8379]

Let's not forget a petition to rename tiled floors to *sqaure*

[@thekazoogoesnoot945]

and also to rename rabbits into raddits

[@animazusupersonic]

glass

[@kellydreier6399]

*S Q U A R E*

[@lunarequine7734]

And to have gravel renames to the pebbles

[@tiberiumateibrasoveanu6101]

4:30 Plot twist: That rabbit is a redditor so that's why he's called raddit

[@mergat2970]

Oh great. So I can drive my scooter on *square baseplate* .

[@someguythatwasmorbed8251]

"I am hero this city need have, but am not hero city good for enough." - Goth Knightman

[@FelisBX7]

"So what's your favorite website?"
4:43

[@lowqualitydio2727]

h

[@em-rc6yc]

e

[@kisaragiayami]

c

[@justanotheruser2611]

k

[@whawhy2545]

h

[@empathictitan9538]

the thumbnail for this video actually translates to: opening for dirty old clothes.

[@howru3106]

old clothes put in mouth
-sun tzu, the art of war

[@thebruhmoment3329]

3:22 Adapt to all kinds of pavement
The pebbles
The glass
The asphale
S Q U A R E
(insert SootHouse laughing here)

[@SuperSansCraftIPad]

T-posing while saying "S Q U A R E" bass-boosted

[@inanothercastlebackintheca3236]

*_S Q U A R E_*

[@intelligentshitpastinginc]

That one honestly looked like a surreal meme

[@burritohero1022]

Yes

[@staticmagmafox230]

I want to find this one part seperate.

[@emillik]

Give that raddit a kakarrot

[@aepheixa]

Emil Kasmia I got a piccolo from my piccolo jar

[@cro.7081]

KRILLEN SWIM IN TEH SEA

[@borgkingerei6993]

The raddit is on reddit

[@loggers5246]

KAKARROT WHERE

[@decalcomanie123]

I know it's a joke, but it always bothers me when people make fun of translations they deem poorly machine translated when it's actually correct.
The sign that says "grass is dreaming" is actually fairly close to the original text.
Signs with messages like that are very common in China, since people stepping on grass is extremely common in China due to the road systems. Signs saying the grass is sleeping or some other ways of personification are placed so people may feel compassionate and hopefully alleviating the issue.

[@ZeroCanalX]

That somehow makes this sign more hillarious.

[@ponyta903rapidash3]

"Not meat for adults" was not a translation error, it was just a little typo - meat is supposed to be *meant,* but it really shows how removing one letter from a word changes things a lot. I really love how they misspelled "gray" on the Light/dark Gary one.

[@ultra_3448]

Using Method : Ready to slice sandwiches and stuffed, in the middle of two sandwiches into a stuffed, *hundreds die in a sandwich press, take off the broken edge and die,* a lovely delicious sandwich snack is ready.

[@fisharooniboi6969]

*I N T O A S T U F F E D*

[@XtremeQuantumSrength405]

*H Ø W. Ç Å Ñ. Î. D Ì Ë*

[@ringthebellamy]

what in the actual hell is happening there??? 😂😂😂

[@XtremeQuantumSrength405]

*B,Ü TT Í M Ü $ T. K NØŴ*

[@4n0mie]

*immediately launches self into sandwich press*

[@justjadethings9630]

2:05
Pornhub comments be like

[@theangledsaxon6765]

1:45 that’s what happened when someone tried to photocopy a sheet and translate it to docs